🎪bruh-fart

[odd sail]

hi madi

[inland jackal]

Mods don't like allah confirmed

[solar obsidian]

their smile and general deaminour, the constant puns

[uncut obsidian]

you don't get the reference? shame

[undone tree]

Lovely pfp

[uncut obsidian]

hiiiiiiiiiii

[inland jackal]

Ty

[eager igloo]

I do, but that's funnier

[solar obsidian]

not really

[inland jackal]

I like it when someone does literally anything other than insult me :D

[uncut obsidian]

ur ugly fuck u

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/539496571725807658/1107677776036757624/haiheyyygif.gif

[upper axle]

its infuriating how LGBT types use all these hyper specific terms that evolve on a near weekly basis and you would only ever know more than 5 of them if you are actively involved in their whole mess 24/7 and yet they expect literally everyone to know all of them no matter what and use them correctly in conversation. like FUCK dude i hate dealing with these people and i AM one in technical definitions, and i hate it enough that i actively avoid that whole community shit like the plague.

[uncut obsidian]

u get no BICHETES!!

[inland jackal]

[upper axle]

like, its so fucking bad, dude.

[pure hatch]

Yeah, they/them exists. I am not gonna bother remembering your made- up pronouns

[grim sluice]

They are the one to turn it into a career, not a preference.

[oblique spire]

Nuh uh.

[uncut obsidian]

it's the TQ+ part of the community

[undone tree]

Server is as welcoming as ever I see

[robust cove]

Cheesed to meet you 🤝

[toxic sundial]

Park in one spot for 22 seconds you will be vaporized Bismillah

[solar obsidian]

its a hobby for some. they know these things but dont know anything else

[robust cove]

Literally me

[toxic sundial]

I can range any spot in a 1k circle in half a second

[upper axle]

hot take: if your "community" is so insufferable that it actively repulses a large number of people who would otherwise fall under the categories your "community" covers, then your "community" is fucking awful and you should be ashamed.

[eager igloo]

Bruh

@inland jackal

Why tf are you blocked

[inland jackal]

Hm?

[solar obsidian]

likeswisse 🤝

[pure hatch]

Real shit

[oblique spire]

The Aussie M1A1 can take about 10 or so direct hits from the hellcannon. Get fucked

[inland jackal]

Wut?

[eager igloo]

I didn't do that

[uncut obsidian]

hot take: you're homosexual

[quaint ore]

Real

[toxic sundial]

Bismillah we will send 11

[robust cove]

[grim sluice]

you guys having a gouda time?

[inland jackal]

Idk. Probably was too silly at one point and got sick of my shit

[upper axle]

i mean that aint even a hot take, man.

[eager igloo]

BRUH I CAN'T UNDO THAT YOUR NOT IN THE LIST

WHAT THE FUCK

[oblique spire]

The 155mm airstrike i will call says otherwise

[toxic sundial]

I swear I have so much mortar experience in squad I could land a shell in your jaw

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-tampon-missile-launch-tiger-gif-25597049

[toxic sundial]

Ong the only reason I don't server wipe is my team won't mark the map

[oblique spire]

uh huh

[eager igloo]

Okay fixed it

[upper axle]

this is fax tho for the most part. NGL some of the most genuinely pleasant and reasonable people i've ever met are just normal folks who present like normal folks but happen to not be straight. the issue comes from people who lean into it literally at all as an outward expression, and unfortunately thats the entire thesis of the TQ+ part.

[oblique spire]

Brainfart did i tell you about the time me and Raun Gooslunk destroyed a VDV T-72B3 while we were in a T-62

Yes this really happened (in squad)

[pure hatch]

Bruh

[solar obsidian]

yeah, i agree, though i would count T as normal still, Q+ for me seem like a no-no-zone. most are just normal people, its the looneys that make the community look bad.

[quaint ore]

Marsiečiai my beloved

[pure hatch]

Who the fuck was the enemy tank crew?

[oblique spire]

You heard me

[oblique spire]

Dunno, all i know is ramming the side of a T-72B3 with hardbass playing inside the T-62 works.

[upper axle]

its hella case by case for the T part in my experience. i've seen it both ways where they are either genuinely nice people who just have some issues or they are just the fucking WORST examples of humanity. the Q+ part is pretty consistently dogwater tho.

[pure hatch]

Tank ramming, one of my favorite strats. I remembered when a Sherman rammed a Konigstiger and it disabled it with that strat

[solar obsidian]

yeah, many of T are still problematic, not all of them of course.

[odd sail]

you know what, it's the people who have nothing to do with the letters but still wanna bandwagon for attention

[oblique spire]

In...?

[pure hatch]

Tank went full speed downhill and rammed that King Tiger on the side. The tanks no longer worked but hey, King Tiger down

[pure hatch]

Irl. It actually happened irl

[oblique spire]

Ph

Gawd dayum

[toxic sundial]

Gn brainfart

[solar obsidian]

gn

[upper axle]

its a mix of both, TBH. but yea there's tons of people who are fucking sociopathic and will long term fake being some way to just get on the bandwagon for attention and sympathy points or whatever.

[upper axle]

i'm not one to ever call someone out and say "faking it for attention" on a lot of things, but man is it ever obvious when they are.

[oblique spire]

Gn, dw if you hear your doorbell at a random time in the night, its just me in an abrams

[pure hatch]

The tank commander got out and led his men to safety. Then he found a Firefly that had its tank commander dead. The dude took control of it and had the Firefly pepper the remaining German tanks. They had the high ground during this incursion

[quaint ore]

C u m

[oblique spire]

[solar obsidian]

eh, yes and no. some actually can be considered or really are a part of the letters, its just that some take it too far, make it too much of their "personality"

[toxic sundial]

I mined my driveway good luck though

[odd sail]

drawing attention seems the entirety of it to me, ngl

[oblique spire]

Who said anything about driveway? I'll just go park it on the porch

[slender rock]

come by, blow this fucking house down.

[toxic sundial]

And I have exactly 6 rounds of m855a1

[slender rock]

no one here cares to take care of it apparently

[pure hatch]

The tank commander and his driver both received medals. The driver for real was either ride or die or had full trust in his commander to floor it towards the King Tiger

[slender rock]

it's fucking embarrassing

[quaint ore]

Hot take: T crowd has body dysmorphia

[slender rock]

no for real for a second peoples

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

I am at my wits end

[oblique spire]

Have you tried going to afghanistan

Live in the desert

Trade once a month for essentials

[slender rock]

i guess

[oblique spire]

Just avoid the taliban

Or join them

[quaint ore]

Go and live in bumfuck nowhere forest somewhere in Siberia or Appalachia

[pure hatch]

Or in the jungles of Mindanao. You’ll be facing either communist insurgents or Islamic insurgents

[odd sail]

combat sim, innit

[oblique spire]

Either way free AKs

[pure hatch]

Or Vietnam-era M16s

[oblique spire]

true...

[pure hatch]

Some are seriously packing heat

Seen some of them have .50 cal rifles

[oblique spire]

Should show

[quaint ore]

Myanmar

Join the PDF and get a 3d printed gun

[pure hatch]

Some shit soldiers found in an enemy cache

[oblique spire]

[pure hatch]

These groups have been active since the 80s. You know the helos in Apocalypse Now? Those were from the PAF, and after filming, were sent to fight said commie insurgent

[oblique spire]

[pure hatch]

From fighting Hollywood commies to actual commies

[odd sail]

M2?

[toxic sundial]

3d printed guns are based as fuck

Jstark got killed for doing it

[pure hatch]

Idfk how these insurgents are well-armed. Some of them literally make homemade rockets for their RPGs

[toxic sundial]

(allegedly)

[odd sail]

black market, and if it's a jihadi it's oil money from the middle east

[quaint ore]

In born Heart deffects take effect under immense stress.

Arrests could be one of them

[grim sluice]

[Redacted]

[odd sail]

i met a retired USAF pilot on discord who showed me a filipino-bride-for-sale website

[toxic sundial]

I don't know many maybe they should ban guns that'd probably work

[pure hatch]

Definitely. The Maute group aligned with ISIS and were heavily armed. They’re the same fuckers who besieged Marawi in 2016

[pure hatch]

You’d be surprised by how many Filipinos love the 2A lol

[odd sail]

gun bans dont work when you want them to

[toxic sundial]

Don't care if they do or don't work, shouldn't happen

But that's just me

[odd sail]

[pure hatch]

Gun bans work when you’re establishing a dictatorship

[quaint ore]

Or want to ensure that only people you want get them

[odd sail]

definitely

[scenic field]

You can make a shotgun out of home depot parts. probably <$20

[quaint ore]

(Cause having an ability to make a militia without too much issue is a wet dream of hybrid warfare specialist)

[oblique spire]

Brainfart

while I wait for Raun Gooslunk, do i work on arma scenarios or fight a war on the western front

[scenic field]

eastern front

[quaint ore]

Arma scenarios, rack up them hours

[oblique spire]

OR fuck around in squad test range

[oblique spire]

Most of this time is from making scenarios

[scenic field]

https://tenor.com/view/too-much-caffeine-you-gotta-pump-up-those-numbers-those-are-rookie-numbers-in-this-racket-wolf-of-wall-street-gif-15579581

[river zealot]

good morning brainfart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFBZ8RL07BY

[quaint ore]

I have like 2.4 k hours

[oblique spire]

[solar obsidian]

morning

[spiral stump]

@mint mist This ones for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R46cX0AjzT4

[oblique spire]

gm pepe tarkov man

[river zealot]

gm arma 3 funny scenarios man

[grim sluice]

🔪
🫴

[toxic sundial]

He miss

[spiral stump]

This ones for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGqdjaz2Upg 👍

[oblique spire]

Only thing i dislike about squad test drive

is the fact they put the Aussie RAHHHHHH against the fucking PLA

[pure hatch]

Wtf. I know about Filipino women marrying rich old foreigners but holy shit

[oblique spire]

Give the aussies an actual challenge smh

[spiral stump]

FUCK wrong song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tTzWB7LDgs

[odd sail]

2023

[river zealot]

i think you can pick any side thru console

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

[spiral stump]

This ones for you! 👍
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jnCwbXaDhM

[toxic sundial]

I fucking dare them

[odd sail]

i dont wanna wait till 2039 for the next world war

[spiral stump]

help china retake Tiwan 😂

[odd sail]

i am helping taiwan retake their lost territory

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

taiwan is the real china

[river zealot]

try AdminChangeLayer in console

[spiral stump]

we need Tiwan and west Tiwan

[oblique spire]

There she is RAHHHHHHHHHHH

@pure hatch

[river zealot]

i think CAF_JensensRange_CAF-RUS' is canada against rus

[oblique spire]

[pure hatch]

Lovely camo

[river zealot]

man its so fucking cold in my room

gonna laucnh tarkov to heat it up

[odd sail]

soon

:wojak:

wait no wojak emote

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-wojak-smile-gif-24921254

[river zealot]

is this polish hussars wojack

[pure hatch]

And yes, that’s the same pier I turned a humvee into a submarine

[spiral stump]

Do you like Moth man?

[odd sail]

what

[pure hatch]

YOOOOO

THE KANGAROO

Love that camo on the Black Hawks. Best Camo for them

[oblique spire]

yes.

[pure hatch]

Not the camo the POWs want to see though

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOYU1pd-DLg

[oblique spire]

[pure hatch]

How’s that Loyal Wingman project your Air Force has btw?

[pure hatch]

Or they simply toss them off because why waste ammo

[oblique spire]

idk

[pure hatch]

Crazy how y’all are turning air combat to AC7 lol

[oblique spire]

true....

[glad carbon]

OMG is that Vlad the Kisser??

[odd sail]

hi there jeff the kisser

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-jeff-the-killer-rizz-chad-face-meme-gif-27662810

[glad carbon]

[spiral stump]

omfg jeff the boy kisser?

[odd sail]

yes

only boys

[spiral stump]

Do you like th emoth man? Can you kiss me? UwU

[odd sail]

kill yourself homosexual

[glad carbon]

MEN

[river zealot]

[spiral stump]

Can you impregenate my boy-ussy

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

Kys

[ruby minnow]

Its so over we are never going to be back

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-lightning-you-should-kys-now-gif-24662293

[spiral stump]

Hip isnt actually a woman right? just a cross dressing femboy?

Because I want to kiss him

[glad carbon]

Idk

[spiral stump]

Hip is POLISH right?

Polisky?

[glad carbon]

Can you kiss the barrel of a .44 for me

[river zealot]

@solar obsidian you gotta see this shit

[spiral stump]

Are you going to negligently discharge it in my mouth? UwU

[solar obsidian]

no i do not

[oblique spire]

Also @pure hatch, Raun Gooslunk and I managed to flip a BTR-82A the other week and kill it. WE WERE IN A CROWS M2 LAV

[glad carbon]

I'm going to shoot you in the head, numbnuts

[spiral stump]

But I dont have anything in there brother, it wont do nuttin

[glad carbon]

Cool

[spiral stump]

I bet Hip is Moby Huge.

BAZZINGA, OOGGA OGGA

Okay im going to stop

[odd sail]

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

You're so cringe it's unreal

How does one guy do it

[oblique spire]

ACtually fucking kill yourself Buggo

[pure cobalt]

[spiral stump]

Thanks Stalker, ive been called king of cringe

Its not that hard it comes naturally

[pure cobalt]

KILL Y-

[odd sail]

i am going to extract camp you and your family

[glad carbon]

😍

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770173949111435304/1149918224645898240/A467C24B-8DE2-4A60-A4AB-442300BF55BF.gif

[glad carbon]

Mp-155 flechette

[odd sail]

no

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-stalker-dance-gsc-gsc-gameworld-gif-22307630

[odd sail]

only kedr and sp7 for this mf

[river zealot]

what using reddit does to a mf

[glad carbon]

Sp7 costs too much for him

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[glad carbon]

Sp8

[spiral stump]

actually I come from 4channel

[odd sail]

only P

[pure cobalt]

[river zealot]

not racist

[oblique spire]

.50 Cal VS 30mm, Who will win

[odd sail]

no one coming from 4chan says they're from 4chan, let aside say "4channel"

dont even come here, redditor tourist

[spiral stump]

im not racist, we hate all equalized

[glad carbon]

Rpg7

[odd sail]

40mm

[spiral stump]

bro, your probably an embryo

[pure cobalt]

Anti tank missile

[oblique spire]

nuh uh-uh

[grim sluice]

Boxy vs YTMND
Which won?

[glad carbon]

U can tell white boy feels called out when he uses bro

[grim sluice]

Who is Moot

[pure cobalt]

you’re mentally 7 Shut the fuck up

[river zealot]

my rpg 7 tandem sees no difference

[glad carbon]

Truthful

[spiral stump]

im singe aand ready to mingle

[grim sluice]

Single digit IQ apparently

[pure cobalt]

I am begging you, go away

[spiral stump]

but I got that big dick energy tho

[odd sail]

hahah so funny thanks for the updoot kind stranger

[oblique spire]

ACtually shut the fuck up you're not even funny buggo

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078654495787077672/1160952067842650243/ezgif.com-crop_1.gif?ex=653687de&is=652412de&hm=ef7b189ec1c6ffb10254ad4ce4623a986ca53d2751a1672384d1b7790d7f543f&

[oblique spire]

ACtual cringe

[pure cobalt]

You’re from 4chan. Your dick is automatically 2 inches max, I’m sorry.

[odd sail]

nah he's not

just a poser

[spiral stump]

when soft

[pure cobalt]

Yeah sure

[grim sluice]

Factually wrong on that part. He is a poser as Vlad mentioned though

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[pure cobalt]

Oh true!

That’s even worse. A poser with 2 inches max

[spiral stump]

You need a pic?

[upper axle]

nah thats a fucking lie and if you ever actually dwelled in 4chan you'd know that.

[pure cobalt]

I mean it’s free blackmai

[spiral stump]

bro /pol/ tells you everything

[grim sluice]

Be ready to awnser a question ASAP to prove you are not a poser

What does SAGE mean
Above Banned/B& there is ?
New_ cant triforce.

[upper axle]

4channers hate most people, but they hate jews especially, and women are a close runner up. if you'd actually gone to /pol/ you'd see that. also a lot of N words.

[zealous remnant]

pol is just a psyop

[odd sail]

the OG crowd on the site has left long since, it's all redditors larping to be we wuz elite and shiet

[spiral stump]

... Sage is to not bump
banhamme? that one must be fucking old as fuck, im not like an OG
and New_f's cant triforce, but Idk the code for it anyways

noko

[grim sluice]

Pol isn't the same anymore. Although now since the middle eastern kerfuffle there are less shit threads
I wonder why?

[spiral stump]

∆

∆ ∆

xD

Like that

[pure cobalt]

idk. People as stupid as /pol/ do exist.

[grim sluice]

Poser,
You don't know B& and V&

[upper axle]

NGL i dont go on 4chan very much anymore, but i always quarantined myself to the boards like /tg/ because they are still 4chan but not nearly as 4channy, which makes it bearable

[pure cobalt]

[spiral stump]

whats t he middle one anyways?

[odd sail]

the poltardry has leaked onto all the boards

it's disgusting

[river zealot]

brainfart was never the same since ivan got banned first time

[spiral stump]

I know v&, the party van....

And pool closed due to AIDS

[upper axle]

i mean literally any of the 4chan memes you mentioned so far are very well known and easily found on meme info sites like KnowYourMeme and the like even if you dont know em.

[zealous remnant]

that is incredibly amusing
I do remember an april fool's joke where the boards got mixed up and it was my little politics for a bit
funnily enough a lot of bbc/demoralization threads were still being routinely posted on what was pol instead of mlpol

[zealous remnant]

and uhh fitlit was a board

[upper axle]

Pool's Closed isnt even a 4chan meme anymore it's so widespread. find something else to try and impress.

[pure cobalt]

[pure hatch]

Lmfao, someone’s first day on the job as driver

[spiral stump]

do people actually just research 4chan and then pretend they were an OG B-tard?

[grim sluice]

All the good memes came from there

[upper axle]

i mean you're doing it right now so uhhhhhh

[spiral stump]

Now thats cringe

[spiral stump]

damn and you idiots said I have a 1 didget IQ

[zealous remnant]

greentexts are widespread enough you could larp as a le 4chinned hacker

[oblique spire]

even seen one of these

[upper axle]

"are you telling me people do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?!?!"

[upper axle]

this too.

[spiral stump]

nah you all just dumbb

[river zealot]

man they gotta add the mtlb with that big ass navy gun

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-shaker-thug-shaker-thug-hunter-arting-gif-25772363

[pure cobalt]

[oblique spire]

true

[grim sluice]

2008-2012 was peak internet.
2016 onwards was the slow death of the internet after they clamped down on meme magic

[upper axle]

being knowledgable about 4chan memes and history isnt impressive anymore with how widespread and known it is, and how popular greentext reading videos are online

[pure hatch]

True. The Wild West era of the internet was magical

[pure cobalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1159419469710503936/image0.gif?ex=6530f486&is=651e7f86&hm=5965095c382ed26401bd95f20a39de02c8cb3f152bed6faba30fdcd4fd93e24c&

[odd sail]

2015 onwards i think the internet started rotting because universal internet access became a thing

[pure hatch]

I miss old internet’s aesthetics

[grim sluice]

Megaupload

[odd sail]

before that it was only tards who would keep dialled in on the boards all the time

[spiral stump]

Who is this character @grim sluice

[grim sluice]

Normies on the internet was the biggest mistake ever. Fuck Smortfones

[odd sail]

yeah smartphones

[zealous remnant]

facebook was the beginning of the end as people demanded gated communities amongst the wild wastelands of the internet

[grim sluice]

VE ARE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

[zealous remnant]

and yeah the normans

reee

[spiral stump]

whos the poser now

[grim sluice]

Normies legitimately ruin everything.

[grim sluice]

Okay then name this one

[spiral stump]

Troll guy, god damnit, I actually dont know the name but I do remember that

[grim sluice]

Checks out. You do know some of the OG stuff.

[spiral stump]

dude im like 30....

[upper axle]

and then there's /k/

[zealous remnant]

ah yes, /k/
the only reason i ever got into the shithole that is discord

[grim sluice]

I loved /k/ so fucking much

[zealous remnant]

because why not join fellow gun retards in a community?

[spiral stump]

do they still have the flash archive on the site?

[grim sluice]

No clue. Last time I was on was 2015 or so.

[upper axle]

i've heard the 4chan /vt/ board (the vtuber board) has a fucking minecraft server and its apparently WILD

[zealous remnant]

i would imagine

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak

[zealous remnant]

i may not have been on 4chan since like '16 but I'm still exposed to it via discord

[pure cobalt]

i've never been on 4chan :3

[grim sluice]

Actually having been on there pre-2016 is a trip to say the list.

Megaupload was great for getting everything [Pre 2011 when it was up]

[upper axle]

even funnier is that a vtuber notable for the quote "i'm gonna fucking shoot up a walmart (in minecraft)", Pipkin Pippa, did a stream of her and a fellow vtuber touring said server that had to be cut short and the vod had to be nuked on order of the owner of their agency, Sakana, because that vod existing was a genuine fucking risk

like

[spiral stump]

Thats a good thing 4chan is shit

[zealous remnant]

somewhere i have a certain cum galil

[grim sluice]

Pippa and Lumi, They are based AF

[upper axle]

when you are a streamer known for THAT quote and you gotta nuke the vod then something happened

[upper axle]

its fucking insane how Pippa is seemingly one of the more sane members of phase

like, how the fuck

[pure cobalt]

y'know its fun to observe what happens on 4chan
just from a distance

[grim sluice]

I miss the old fucking internet now.

[zealous remnant]

doesn't matter, it will come to you

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ7QHchz9og

[hot snow]

don't we all

[grim sluice]

I think last time I was on, I was seeing the Tsarnaiev brothers.

[pure cobalt]

true
although most 4chan posts i've seen have either been related to leaked documents, or been the mostest gayest post on planet earth

[grim sluice]

Or however you pronounce their names. Boston special.

[spiral stump]

how about a clievland steemer?

[zealous remnant]

DinoTendies

[upper axle]

its really funny the duality of /b/'s reputation for shitposting and wild greentexts and the reality that its mostly just weird men posting pictures of their assholes and other weird shit like that

[hot snow]

what does this mean

[zealous remnant]

you had to be there man

[hot snow]

I guess so

[grim sluice]

I was in the /k/ thread with raid ideas; it was a great one.

'Covered in olive oil, Gstring on, Backwards moaning, YOUR MOVE MR LAWMAN'

[hot snow]

doesn't really answer my question but ok

[grim sluice]

/B/tards were always /b/tards

[zealous remnant]

ah, Sadmin/Pathetic /K/ommando

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eufLK2787vI

[grim sluice]

Still suspicious of you, but you know enough to be OGish

[spiral stump]

OGish is more correct around 08

[upper axle]

my favorite /k/ threads are jetfire jim and that one about the guy who had an attempted robbery he thwarted wearing nothing but timberland boots (naked) and having a slip of the tongue that caused him to accidentally shout WANNA FUCK? with a gun pointed at the robbers

[spiral stump]

I shouldn't of been on 4chin so young

Left me with retardation

[zealous remnant]

cum galil

[zealous remnant]

oh i know that greentext

[grim sluice]

I don't blame the chan for my tism. It just made it more refined.

[spiral stump]

it def gave me more ammo to be exstra cringe, and I love being cringe

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDJN2VX06uo

[upper axle]

i was born with my tism, the internet just gave me brainrot

[spiral stump]

Actually this might be against the rules, its much too lewd

[upper axle]

Metal Gear Brainrot has also contributed greatly to my retardation.

[grim sluice]

If youtube didn't nuke it, it might still be good

[spiral stump]

All new bronies I show them these thread simulators

Show them their history

[mint mist]

wow, old man

you could be my father

[spiral stump]

Nah I made love with your father tho

[upper axle]

the Metal Gear Brainrot is like herpes. its always there but sometimes it flares up. been having a Metal Gear Brainrot flare up recently.

[mint mist]

god, unlucky

[zealous remnant]

okay but do any of them show /mlpol/ or am i just getting the mandela effect?

[spiral stump]

Yeah

[grim sluice]

Legendary Frog. I still remember Flashvids

[mint mist]

whats mlpol

[zealous remnant]

[mint mist]

my little pony but whats ol

[zealous remnant]

the day of reckoning for bronies

[spiral stump]

Do you know her?

DO YOU KNOW THIS MARE

[mint mist]

i watched mlp but i dont know her

[spiral stump]

I cant post the actual mare uncencored

[zealous remnant]

no, i wasn't into mlp
but i remember watching certain things unfold
things that i cannot post in here for reasons

[spiral stump]

I dont want to get banned

Her name is Aryanna

[mint mist]

somebody has an idea umm
on what to do in people playground

[grim sluice]

I never bothered seeing the MLP shit. I was an autist but never got into that

[upper axle]

yeah how about we fucking dont. https://tenor.com/view/savvy-potc-film-movie-johnny-depp-gif-12756618

[odd sail]

horse chat oh no

[mint mist]

it was in the tv, and it was adorable when i was young

now every single cartoon i ever watched as a kid, now sucks to watch beside happy tree friends

[upper axle]

i blame a very particular blonde haired fae creature who inhabits the virtual space for making my Metal Gear Brainrot flare up recently.

DAMN YOU, POMU RAINPUFF.

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRC4Vk6kisY

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-cares-stfu-madonktitdols-khat-gif-25153206

[grim sluice]

BIG PP ENERGY

[mint mist]

is this shit really from my little pony?

[upper axle]

that fucking bitch bought the pachinko machine.

[spiral stump]

actually I got something quality for you, to cease the shit posting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFdE__2OKc8

[upper axle]

oh thats some fucking ancient internet lore

[zealous remnant]

oh god no not the fluffy ponies that shit was beyond cursed

[grim sluice]

Haven't seen Nijisanji for a while now.

[spiral stump]

you talking the GORE or just regular fluffy ponies?

[mortal crane]

Honestly not really into VTuber stuff to be honest

[zealous remnant]

i've been exposed to the gore ones

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ1HdZLwszU

[upper axle]

im hesitant to call it a sinking ship yet, but their reputation as a company is kinda in the shitter compared to how it used to be. i do enjoy a few of their talent like Selen, Pomu, and all the others they hang around.

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

exposed? Exposed like how you get no bitches?

[pure cobalt]

I cna ot

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jibL8aVE3g

[mortal crane]

A little funny to be honest

[river zealot]

eekum bokuum

[spiral stump]

@bronies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl0K0xmCRtI

[upper axle]

@grim sluice i still think of this as the peak of metal gear related buffoonery because man, i fucking am right there with her on this reaction. https://youtu.be/cB7cNB77_dE

[grim sluice]

95% of vtuber stuff outside of clips is usually a big miss. I don't know how people can keep watching them unironically on a schedule.

[spiral stump]

yeah, i tried b4 but only the highlights are best

[grim sluice]

I miss Rosemi playing HL:A. I simp for GABEN more than I do any vtubers

[proud torrent]

america is not a country

horrible channel name smh

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU

[mortal crane]

Honestly my opinions really happen can't wait for the actual Resurrection projects to be honest but that's a story for another day and this community doesn't really like to talk much

[spiral stump]

but im american, north american

My continent is CUM

Canada, United State and Mexico

[proud torrent]

cool

[spiral stump]

I live in CUM

[proud torrent]

didnt ask

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[mortal crane]

Should it be CUSM

[upper axle]

eh, me neither mostly. only one or two are actually ones i watch live and even then its seldom. mostly clips for me.

[spiral stump]

Oh if you guys like spooky things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntf5_ue2Lzw

[grim sluice]

Some of the few streams I do unironically watch are for Source Games in the hopes that Gaben would embrace vtubers.

[mortal crane]

The reason why I'm not really that much into vtubers that much is because they tend to feel like streamers but with virtual avatars but at least they can bring you some funny moments and jokes at least and most and mostly nice people at least

[grim sluice]

I don't understand the appeal of most streamers either outside of clips.

[mortal crane]

Same

[spiral stump]

no frenz

[uncut obsidian]

Yooo

[hot snow]

on my way

[zealous remnant]

ayo? how much?

[warm fossil]

sir yes sir moving out this instant

[robust cove]

That's my office

[hot snow]

all the time?

or did you just get paid for it

[mint mist]

hiiii pavlo hi mwadi i love ug uys

hi tophatt

[robust cove]

Only on the weekends

[hot snow]

gotcha

[robust cove]

Hi creatur

[uncut obsidian]

hi

i wanna fjcking die

[hot snow]

we all do sometimes

[glad carbon]

real

[hot snow]

I don't have to worry about dying cause I'm immune to it

[zealous remnant]

don't we all?

[mint mist]

yayyyyyy lets die together

kill yorueslf

[river zealot]

trust me you dont

[hot snow]

just look it up on google

you can prolly find something

[warm fossil]

haiii

[glad carbon]

just google it you retard

you're 30 years old wtf

[spiral stump]

im actually just AI

[glad carbon]

thats gotta be a lie

[zealous remnant]

Hip is below mid and consists of some coomer's Zone fantasy

[glad carbon]

you're prolly 12 years old you little pinhead

[spiral stump]

nah im 69

[glad carbon]

11*

[spiral stump]

420

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-thats-bait-gif-5839193

[spiral stump]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-eye-wink-gif-12352742718877841322

[grizzled meadow]

Stop being weird

[quartz saffron]

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

https://tenor.com/view/iwo-jima-flag-raising-usa-usa-marines-usa-marine-corps-gif-26056073

[zealous remnant]

nah im off to bed after that

[spiral stump]

Pomph

Okay, good night stalkers

[quartz saffron]

good nite

[rancid iris]

merica

[glad carbon]

fake, romian women aint look like that

[odd sail]

lore accurate

[quartz saffron]

what do they usually look like?

[glad carbon]

turkish

[odd sail]

wrong

[glad carbon]

wow! a burner phone strapped to a pack of cocaine! thanks vlad!

[odd sail]

the phone helps you locate the dead drop

[glad carbon]

dead drip

[odd sail]

you're welcome jeff the kisser

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-cat-stare-cat-look-staring-cat-gif-2234218620804077902

[odd sail]

me when i kill da gangsta (he was carrying)

[oblique spire]

brainfart

do i play stalker anomaly

[mint mist]

o

no

[hot snow]

yes gamma

[glad carbon]

no

gamma

[oblique spire]

dont have gamma installed

[hot snow]

gamma is simply an add-on to anomaly therefore you are still playing gamma

[hot snow]

install it then

[oblique spire]

i tend to get bored in gamma after a while

idk

[hot snow]

you'll get even more bored in anomaly

[oblique spire]

Nuh uh

[hot snow]

Yuh uh

[oblique spire]

I've actually done the CNPP stuff in anomaly

[hot snow]

brother anomaly is straight up more boring gamma

[oblique spire]

but in gamma i just get too bored before i get there

[hot snow]

then stop making new characters and just BEAT THEY ASS

[torpid jewel]

gamma takes a very long time to complete

[river zealot]

play invictus

[oblique spire]

i suppose

[quartz ridge]

U.S.A

[uncut obsidian]

then install

or ban

[quartz ridge]

Unironically

Some of the exta weapon calibers fucked up the damage Ingame

Like those

[indigo coral]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[quartz ridge]

.45 behemoth rounds

[oblique spire]

fuck off madi

[quartz ridge]

It fucks the damage you do beyond belief

Install Gamma

[uncut obsidian]

banned

[minor cypress]

Shalom brainfart

[quartz ridge]

Or like

Reverse brainfart exile

[river zealot]

mashallah spacezoro

[oblique spire]

ok

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/454990404719345684/1153611232637624371/caption.gif

Unironically

Using firearms is making my vision sloely better

I DONT KNOW HOW

It is working however

[glad carbon]

squinting

[quartz ridge]

No not even

Like normal vision ive noticed is increased

[glad carbon]

less PC screentime

[quartz ridge]

I'm practically blind in my right eye

Nope

Same amount of screen time

[minor cypress]

Wat

[glad carbon]

glaucoma?

[quartz ridge]

Like if i held my phone like a foot away i couldn't read jt

Now i can read pretty like

Midish

[minor cypress]

Uhh....maybe its bc you are practicing on looking at front sight? Idk

[quartz ridge]

Also been able to focous the frontal sight and see it way clearer

Nope

Its like

[odd sail]

do you have a prescription

[quartz ridge]

Hell no

Shit cost 200$

[odd sail]

get glasses you blind fuck

[minor cypress]

Interesting. No idea what, but it sounds schizo at best.

[quartz ridge]

And last time i used them it fucked my belif in healthcare

[odd sail]

mfw no glasses

[minor cypress]

Hol up, how the fuck you get jaded over glasses

[quartz ridge]

I have gone so Schizophrenic that its come round in a circle where it works

[quartz ridge]

Doc kept telling me to wear same prescription for years

[minor cypress]

I could understand if it was something like bad surgery or something, but glasses?

[quartz ridge]

I told them it stopped working

They didnt listen

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FzFDitjyD0U?feature=share

[minor cypress]

So find new doc?

[odd sail]

asking to wear prescription
didn't wear

[quartz ridge]

Well

I was retarded ( even more so )

[quartz ridge]

I used to

[slender rock]

asshole came back today

[quartz ridge]

It stopped helping

[minor cypress]

Well, that solves it lmao

[quartz ridge]

Unfortunate

[slender rock]

Still on his shit

so like

mmm

yes

[minor cypress]

Lore?

[quartz ridge]

Glasses stopped improvement

Tell them it doesn't help and i have noticed no change in month

Tell me im just denying it works

[quartz ridge]

Round the same time they gave my dad pills that fucked with him

Like crazy dreams and shit

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1134972141666840608/1135924479256711298/togif.gif

[minor cypress]

Could just ask them to retest you and compare results?

[quartz ridge]

Could have

Didn't cause i was retarded. / Naive

[minor cypress]

Healthcare gets much easier when you think of yourself as a customer and not a patient.

Sadly

[quartz ridge]

Raised to trust doctors ( dad almost became a doctor but didnt due to heart issues ) thought they couldn't be wrong!!

That i was simply crazy or something

Then i just stopped wearing them because it had no improvement

[minor cypress]

Ehh, results may vary. I dont think anyone is always right, but if you get 2/3 of the same opinions, they're probably right.

[quartz ridge]

Like you know when you wear glasses and your eyes strain?

Its normal but it happened LONGGG after i got used to them

Like i was still wearing them dailg for bout a year and it came out of nowhere

On n off

[minor cypress]

Wife had a shitty dentist that did some crowns for her. Fucked them up, didn't listen to her. Then fucked the crowns up and sealed them with an infection.

[quartz ridge]

Oh man some doctors can FUCK up bad

[minor cypress]

So she went to another dentist, they said "What the fuck is this? Thats not right." And then she paid to unfuck his work

[quartz ridge]

My teeth were shitty, brushed them everyday as a kid but the dentist wouldn't believe me kept repeating " when did you actually last brush your teeth? " over and over

[minor cypress]

Man literally didn't do what he said and just sealed up her root canals, and ignored it, hoping she wouldn't notice.

[quartz ridge]

Which is why i fucking hate dentists

Dentists of all people have the GAL to do something bad then because they think you won't notice or care will ignore it

[minor cypress]

Yeah, it sucks to find a good doc these days.

[quartz ridge]

I dunno man i mean theres decent doctors but at this other hopsital its EXPENSIVE but 10x better treatment

[minor cypress]

It really depends on each person. My wife is a RN, and the horror stories i hear about shit docs and shittier patients are wild

[quartz ridge]

My uncle once sat with a narly cut that wouldnt stop bleeding and had to sit in a line for 10 mins before leaving for the better quality one that patched him up in the same amount of time it would have taken for him to even see a doc

He had a bandage on it but the bleeding wouldn't stop

[minor cypress]

Ahh yeah, ER stuff can be a gamble. The way she explained it to me is they try to get peeps in ASAP, but have to prioritize based on whos more fucked up

Think broken arm vs collapsed lung, etc.

[quartz ridge]

Even in England my granda DIED due to the horrible English health system

[minor cypress]

British
Bad dentist horror stories

[quartz ridge]

He was in his 90s and very frail and vulnerable

Didn't have U.K citizenship but was visiting family there and got sick, went to the doctors and they said " just give him hot food and dont let him outside "

[minor cypress]

Sides in orbit

[quartz ridge]

Like

DUDE

Like even here

The hospitals take you in no matter what if they can

Even if you can't afford it at the moment or don't think you can

Like how could british doctors just say " well hes old and sick just give him hot food "

Even my cousins said " well at least our health care isn't as expensive " then later talk about getting a private one due to how SHIT their " free healthcare " one was

[minor cypress]

Yeah healthcare is a fucking monster. If he was that fucked up, his options were likely stupid expensive, rare chance of success, or hospice reccomendation.

[quartz ridge]

Its so infuriating when people talk about british health care

IT LITERALLY RESULTED IN MY GRANDPA DYING just because they didn't want to treat him and downplayed his sickness

One of the reasons ive vowed never to spend any time there unless there is a actual family emergency

[minor cypress]

Thats pretty fair. Thats why i stick to fixing computers, not people lol

Same level of dumbasses, but at least i can bitch at the machine gods for cursing me with another shit printer or something

[quartz ridge]

Idk tbh

Im going the mechanical engineering route

If all goes to shit imma Marvin Heymer myself into a large killdozer via welding

[minor cypress]

I hope you like depression, math, and grain alcohol lmao

[quartz ridge]

Ill have enough money to LARP in my own home without being judged by roommates

[upper axle]

and with a single sentence Alex has made like a JRPG.

Turn Based.

[minor cypress]

I'm just in IT security, so most my time is spent reeing at whatever flavor of the month CVE, compliance requirement, threat group or spooky country decides to fuck me lol

[quartz ridge]

Unironically gotten heavily into welding

And mechnical tools in general

Lord knows if my city fucks with me im ready to go out in a blaze of glory and Cocaine

[minor cypress]

Ngl its pretty nice. We just recently got a house and its kinda cool being able to do whatever the fuck we want.

[quartz ridge]

I should have been buying a house in 07 instead of playing HALO as a kid

[minor cypress]

Next goal is to get a grill and firepit built

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7u4-FtZfyfk?feature=share

[pastel quartz]

sheesh

[quartz ridge]

This will literally become me

ATM im afraid of a roommate walking in and seeing me LARP with a unloaded rifle and sling

[slender rock]

so... this is what jaboopy does behind closed doors

[slender rock]

let them fucking be scared. I kinda wished I had something like that

maybe this fucker would think twice to be a hardass

like bitch don't fucking body check me or start putting shit in the sink before i am finished

no fucking respect I swear

#rantover

[quartz ridge]

Its half half like

I meannnn

Well itd be a maybe good interaction?

But what if they try to steal it or something

Id rather them just not known the first place

Oh and they asked me once to stop wearing Pakistani clothing and Pashtun hats

[rancid iris]

LOL

[quartz ridge]

I literally cannot wait to move back in with my family

I still wear them cause fuck em

Sure i look retarded sometimes but its comfy and warm

[slender rock]

I bought another set of spoons and forks

MISSING two spoons and one fork

😠

[quartz ridge]

RIP

[quartz ridge]

One asked to try on the hat

[rancid iris]

they just haters

[quartz ridge]

I said " sure but itll be itchy for a bit "

And they complained its itchy

Like you have to get used to it

And its wool

[slender rock]

idk bro I am starting to think very very dark thoughts

[rancid iris]

i’m actually so fuckin happy i don’t need to have roommates

[slender rock]

I am not joking.

[quartz ridge]

Man it sucks being there

I've been there too

[slender rock]

7 fucking years

of dealing with shitty fucking people

[quartz ridge]

Man i dunno im tempted to move from Cali

[slender rock]

the owner, who I talk to and have a good relationship of. Like if anything major is going on and SSF/SSHH dragging their fucking feet

I tell him

[minor cypress]

Wait from cali? Lmao do it. Come down south

[slender rock]

I would like to but I can't leave my mom by herself in this shitplace of a house

[quartz ridge]

Aw man it sucks here but i got a bunch of Family

[slender rock]

I have no fucking help at all

[quartz ridge]

Same predicament

[slender rock]

just waiting for this job application to go through

[quartz ridge]

I can't leave my family i mean shit

[slender rock]

so I can start saving up

[quartz ridge]

Hopefully it will

[slender rock]

they wanted me to be house leader

[quartz ridge]

But fuck man i dunno i can't bring myself to leave my Mom,Dad, Grandparents, and younger siblings

I think ill wait till my younger siblings are older

[slender rock]

but I the current dude that is the leader, I don't wanna displace that shit

he's been here with us for 7 years so it would be kinda fucked up

idk

I am tired, stressed and i don't know what to do

my mental health has been up and fucking down

[quartz ridge]

I just wish the Old Sac from my youngin days would come back

When i used to play with the other kids in the street with no fear hide n seek tag you name it we did it

Now my younger siblings can't even muster the strength to talk to teachers or anyone outside of their comfort zone

[midnight cloud]

Scare them into becoming social

[minor cypress]

Meanwhile im just trying to not hear someones entire life story waiting in line at the grocery store lol

[midnight cloud]

Get me a snickers bar while youre waiting

[quartz ridge]

Im hoping to go to a nearby UNI when i save up, probably UC DAVIS if i can

Ill be in debt for a while but once i get my shit straight ill make sure my family lives happily

[upper axle]

nah dude i'd be actually less insane on coke.

hella ADHD

[minor cypress]

Based. I'd say to prioritize yourself first but i'm not really close with family, so doing my own thing has always been way easier.

[quartz ridge]

Im fine with fucking myself over as long as my family can live comfortably, especially my dad who's been having on and off issues

[slender rock]

yeah... ugh

things would be different if my dad and mom would've been married but, that didn't work out

[quartz ridge]

My parents got fucked over by family

[slender rock]

because my dad was unhinged for a bit before treament

once he got it sorted it was too late

[quartz ridge]

To the point where we do don't speak

I only have the interest of my siblings, mom and dad now

[minor cypress]

Ehh, i've spent way too much time filling in as makeshift dad growing up. Shits exhausting, so now i get to relearn how to focus on myself

[quartz ridge]

After all the shit ive gone through, ill send some money back home to Pakistan because hell they are still family at the end of the day

[quartz ridge]

My dad always tried to prepare me, always told me HIS mistakes so i could learn and not repeat them

[slender rock]

and California doesn't see common law marrage so therefor no benefits can go to my mom, if they married then the Veterans Affairs would give the widowers version of the pension stuff, instead me and my bro just got education benfits for paying for intuition costs until 25 years of age, originally

AAAAAAAA

[minor cypress]

Good dad.

[remote vine]

Ok my bad

[minor cypress]

Lmao

[slender rock]

yeah mine said don't join the service because they'll fuck you out of shit

[quartz ridge]

He taught me something his dad didn't, he taught me to always be a good person never be harsh on your enemies kill em with kindness

[slender rock]

noble man

[quartz ridge]

My Grandpa was in the Pakistani airforce

So naturally he was very hard on my dad, uncles and aunts

" im a military man ill show them how its done " doesn't work when you try to become a drill sergeant to your own kids

[minor cypress]

I got stuck as the oldest in my parents messy ass divorce where they both said eachother were crazy lol

[quartz ridge]

If i ever do get kids i won't spoil em, nor treat them like shit but as equals

[pastel quartz]

What is this, therapyfart? This is America, this shit costs money

[quartz ridge]

Yep

[quartz ridge]

Its unironically better to talk to online strangers than therapists

[slender rock]

my dad wasn't like that... by the time I was born and memories formed he chilled out but the service gave him a break from shitty childhood of that tho

[pastel quartz]

if you want to think that I won’t stop you

[slender rock]

of the strict, miltirized shit

[quartz ridge]

Idk man everytime i feel down i just remember im doing it for my family

[slender rock]

but never passed that on to us tho

[rancid iris]

truer words have never been said

[minor cypress]

Mom goes off, meets crazy abusive exmil stepdad with his 3 abused kids. That turns into me getting to play parent for my mom+ 4 siblings lol

[slender rock]

help

[quartz ridge]

I think what i might do is after im done learning mechanical stuff

Or how to use tools ill probably go to Pakistan and hone in my skills

[pastel quartz]

go to Pakistan and become a gunsmith

[quartz ridge]

The plan yeah

[quartz ridge]

What ill probably do is meet up with a legit Khyber pass gun creator ya know

[minor cypress]

Dont get close to og dad because hes a a hardass trying his best and failing + moms propaganda. Don't get close to mom bc she's an absolute shitstorm lol

[quartz ridge]

Its well sketchy asf but itll work

[pastel quartz]

I walk this lonely road the only road that I have ever known, don’t know where it goes but it’s only me and I walk alone

[minor cypress]

So growing up i kinda just relied on good ol me myself and I to get shit done

[slender rock]

I broke discord

lol

[quartz ridge]

I always let others piggy back off of me in HS for example

Like i knew their situations and i would do it all myself

[stone blade]

I BE LIKE SHAKE THE ROON

[quartz ridge]

Kinda regret it, not because i did it but because i fucked em in the long term when they try to do something and will rely on someone else

[minor cypress]

Eh, mix of both. I'm glad to help peeps but far more reserved to giving my help these days.

[slender rock]

true

[minor cypress]

The most fucked part? The shit stepdad od'd. Happiest day of me life. But now years later, his 3 kids are fucked up

[rancid iris]

i got a song for you homies

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3C2MgFbN5BM&si=idJHS2mfVfm-O_zU

[minor cypress]

One is 18 mentally stuck as a 9yo who still thinks dads just on a long ass deployment, the second is hella obsessed with jesus but very dependent on people, and the third is homeless, aggressive and on drugs.

[quartz ridge]

I used to get made fun for wanting to be a farmer or live in the woods

When those people ended up complaining about their jobs all i just thought was

" well huh guess you realize now i was right? "

[quartz ridge]

One complains there isnt enough tree life

Other complains about excessive use of cars

[minor cypress]

Eh, ive got mixed feelings. Im too comfortable with modern conveniences, but the "leave me alone" part of being in the woods sounds nice.

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194772750957674497/1113626041978716160/image0.gif

Idk man i just like

Want to live in a peaceful area

Don't wanna get annoyed

[pastel quartz]

Ron goodfella bring the brainfart energy back

[sonic galleon]

Get a government job

[quartz ridge]

Half my life my friends were retards who wanted to be E eelebs

Or celebs in general

Realized it was shit wayyy to late and all i can think of is why it took so long

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/FVjeWMr8aLo?si=CVpy2Ap6DMHUAYY6

[sonic galleon]

If you keep watching cartoons you will never make six figures

[minor cypress]

Lol dont

[sonic galleon]

Like those weirdos who like Star Wars the clone wars

Kids cartoon

[minor cypress]

As if govt wages are better than private industry lmao

[sonic galleon]

My starting salary is 87,000 / yr

In 5 years it will be 118k

[pastel quartz]

Money is worthless

[sonic galleon]

You get exorbitant government benefits, vacation time, retirement

[sonic galleon]

Erm….

On what basis

Tell that to your mom and dad paying the bills bro!!

[minor cypress]

All true. But god do the politics kill me

[pastel quartz]

i pay my own bills thanks

money is still meaningless

[minor cypress]

That and the red tape around getting shit done at a meaningful pace is ass

[sonic galleon]

Stop using it and see how meaningless it becomes in 2 weeks

[pastel quartz]

ok federal

[sonic galleon]

Yeah this is true… bureaucracy behind the job(s)

https://tenor.com/view/police-car-cops-serious-gif-14703298

[quartz ridge]

NYWAY

Gn fello brain farters

[sonic galleon]

Back the thin blue line

[minor cypress]

I think govt work is fine as a start or just coasting to retirement

[quartz ridge]

Hope you are successful in lige

Life

[sonic galleon]

You too

God bless you.

[minor cypress]

But meaningful progression/money is all about that contractor and private company life imo

[sonic galleon]

What you say is correct… previously I was in finance, investment banking

But I just didn’t have it in me

[minor cypress]

I don't blame you lol

Its brutal

[clever valley]

Brainfart is America now?

[rancid iris]

literally the definition of what I intend to do at the end of this year, gonna start my training for being an ATC and take my govt benefits and pension while doing a pretty fun job

[sonic galleon]

Air traffic?

[rancid iris]

yeah air traffic control

[sonic galleon]

Good luck have fun!

Sounds interesting

[minor cypress]

Yep, not a bad plan at all. I'm in IT security and fuck the red tape to getting meaningful things done kills me inside.

[rancid iris]

it’s actually the easiest government job to get, fun fact

[clever valley]

gov benefits and pension ? what is ithis ? comnunism ?

[rancid iris]

only requirements are under the age of 30 and a highschool diploma

[minor cypress]

However, gig is pretty lax and pay is good. So i go with it

[sonic galleon]

My desire to own multiple fast cars and a high rise apartment fell apart when I realized my want to have a more fulfilling, meaningful career comes first

Also because I want to have a family lol

[minor cypress]

Yeah that will do it. No kids for me, but money and hobbies are fun

Life goals went from lavish BS to comfortable home and a quiet life real quick lol

[clever valley]

my dream to become a stalker shitposter became a reality so im fine

[sonic galleon]

Good work

[clever valley]

thanks

[sonic galleon]

Mods may stay away from #🎪bruh-fart since the age of consent is much higher than their desire

[clever valley]

i think josta will make sure youll stay exile for rest of your years

[sonic galleon]

That’s ok.

I just want game updates

[minor cypress]

Maybe once money is better, getting into gunsmithing would be cool

[sonic galleon]

Sounds ridiculously fun.

The nation will give you one hell of a pounding to make it work though

[minor cypress]

Nothing more relaxing than listening to johnny cash, cleaning guns and that sweet smell of Hoppes in the afternoon

[sonic galleon]

Once you have your licenses you can pretty mix own anything though…

Much**

[minor cypress]

Yeah the paperwork requirement for ffl/SOT sounds like aids

[rancid iris]

it is

trust me

[pastel quartz]

get started with the sdi

[minor cypress]

Making stuff for personal use would be interesting, but lots of time and money investment and you can't do anything fun with it.

(Legally)

Wasn't someone here going to SDI?

@upper axle

[pastel quartz]

real

[minor cypress]

I might be remembering someone else

[pastel quartz]

I also thought of jaboopy.

but it might be the dude with the avatar of the guy with the nipples from the regular show

[minor cypress]

No idea. If i shot more, id consider getting into reloading my own ammo

But i dont have anything unique enough yet or shoot enough to justify it

[pastel quartz]

i understand however you don’t have to justify it if you want to do it

[minor cypress]

If i did that, i'd have the livingroom pc built already lol

[pastel quartz]

there’s a lot of things I should’ve done already

[minor cypress]

I've been trying to be extra vigilant on fun spending, since it's just the two of us and 2 cats.

I did finally get a cozy 1440p monitor for myself.

[slender rock]

lol

[river zealot]

UNCOMMON RISK OF RAIN W

[stone blade]

aha

I'm in class

[placid sail]

ew, why brainfart is america

[minor cypress]

No idea lol

[river zealot]

dont come to brainfart tommorow

[stone blade]

why

oh

[narrow lotus]

we can come and leave as we please but you will be stuck in here forever

[sonic galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-crying-anime-gif-9027702

[pastel quartz]

Ron restarting the federal government single-handedly after an apocalypse

[winged chasm]

America

Did you know the Hamburger isnt American

Its German

It was brought over by German migrants from Hamburg

Thats it for this Country.Til next time on Funfacts with Lafufu

[solar obsidian]

are hamburg residents called hamburgers?

[winged chasm]

No

Hamburger

Without s

[solar obsidian]

i mean

are people that live in hamburg are called hamburgers?

[glad carbon]

no

they're called patties

[solar obsidian]

Jeff!

[glad carbon]

[green briar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/584850909725458503/1161384766118047764/Snapchat-1053077985.png?ex=65381ad9&is=6525a5d9&hm=bf9c9f9a9992b9fac9f4d8a4e187919d658cff27d4b9b8a84bd364c7114eb90d&

[undone tree]

Hamburgarians

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/fsm-spaghetti-flying-spaghetti-monster-pastafarian-gif-13529133

iykyk

[stone blade]

shut up

[glad carbon]

😭 1984

mod abuse

[rancid iris]

i curse you with a lulu toplaner

[stone blade]

I don't play league anymore

good try

[rancid iris]

everyone says that eventually

[river zealot]

clicca per vedere l'allegato 🤌

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-cat-white-cat-khat-gif-26627615

[warm fossil]

@heavy peak playing BB rn, saw two snipers from far away and thought I'd say "hi"

so I run up to them, instantly take one out from below, and as I go inside the building, I say
"Wherever you are, you might as well come out now! Come on, I don't bite!"
the moment I get on the roof and starting shooting him, the dude actually screams

I laughed so much after that moment

[heavy peak]

[weak jackal]

goodbnight

[minor cypress]

I read that as bloodbourne at first and was wondering when the hell snipers were added

[solar obsidian]

🤝

[minor cypress]

Christ i was gonna lurk in newbie chat, but there are too many slaps to hand out

[solar obsidian]