#🎪bruh-fart
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ive done it. ive created PEAK CRINGE
I didn't know you like vtubers
Especially old ones like her
i occasionally partake of certain ones.
i dont really watch streams live all that much tho.
also Marine isnt really one of the ones i WATCH, i just like that particular song of hers.
more of a Mumei kinda enjoyer.
#nanashimumei #hololivecouncil #hololivememes #hololiveenglish
Mumei!!!!!! Not ame?
Ame is funny from what ive seen but i havent taken the time to actually watch much of her yet. i'm pretty new to the whole vtuber watching thing.
Hmmm, I've fallen out of the vtuber sphere entirely tbh
I've just gone back to my old dogs, tomato, jerma and Joel
It just kinda hit me that I don't have any women that I watch online at all, not on YouTube or twitch
pornhub?
Nah, I don't use pornhub
I played mostly before the quest overhaul so I can’t help you with this one.
I never watched women
It's not like a personal thing it's just that all of the content I watch just doesn't have women in it
I would've counted vtubers yeah but I lost interest after the men vs women thing the audience was doing after some men joined. Felt very incel to me
Exactly right? It's not that we're excluding them it's just we don't have any content featuring women
Dunno but I like their videos
I like women
But are you subscribed to any women on YouTube?
Yes
Mumei's Lore 
@grizzled meadow
8,000 calories right there
STOP NO STOP STOP NO MORE RAVIOLI
Basically just a fancy lasagna
Italian Burrito lasagna
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Living? My brother in christ you're already dead from being carpet bombed (by me)
i love this dude
he makes like huuuuuuge rolls of bread and donates it alll to food banks
i fucking would.
Suicide image
Hi madi
Why does she have a 'chete for a penis?
Third Hand my friend.
Third leg more like
You're talking to the wrong women if they have a 3rd leg.
I think anyone who gets a machete for a dick is crazy enough to at least get their story on
hi
e
- SUPERBUG · King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
℗ 2019 FLIGHTLESS
Support the artist:
https://kinggizzardandthelizardwizard...
https://kinggizzard.bandcamp.com/
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/king-gizzard-the-lizard-wizard/440629621
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Superbug coming up
Feels like he'll never stop
Should'a used phages
Instead you took age...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
honestly yeah that would be appreciated.
speaking of love lives, here's something fucked about mine.
had a woman i asked out a few months back basically tell me that she couldnt go out with me because she saw me as a father figure/role model.
she's older than me btw.
fucked up i tell you.
SMЭN
Hello all
The comparison of a airsoft 1911 and a real one is imo shocking
yep. the really good airsoft guns are not only getting really hard to distinguish externally, but also cost as much as a good gun to boot. the good AR-15 model airsoft guns are about as expensive as a higher-end actual bullet firing AR-15.
How much are they and I can compare with mine
i've seen high end airsoft m4s and shit go for in excess of 2 grand US dollars. really hardcore milsim airsofters will also put genuine gun accessories like really nice red dots and IR laser emitters for use with genuine military grade Night Vision setups that they also obviously buy, and that shit is on average no less than 5 grand for decent low end Nods
the mount is pretty expensive too, and getting a helmet that fits the mount could be expensive as fuck too depending on the one.
I’ve looked into it myself at times
Seen some helmets go for the 300-400 range
just finished
gettong a mod ot work
on MO2
reasom being was that it had EXEL FILE IN THE FUCKING THING
WHY?
it was explaining some sort of like chances for something that wasn't even apart of the mod???
Ooo. Found the big bonk stick in lies of p
yea. so think on it like this: 100 to 200 dollars for a quality mounting interface for your respective model of Nods, maybe an adapter too, 400 dollar helmet, 3k dollars MINIMUM for a half decent single eyepiece NVG device, then 2k plus for the quality airsoft rifle, and then a variable but still in excess of 300 dollars price for an IR device (most go for PEQ-15) and if you go with a gray market "fell off a truck" full power one you're looking at a premium, probably closer to or in excess of 1k.
hiii
hi old man
hi
and then add optic of choice which is dependent on preference, but usually airsofters go with red dots so like another 200+
wyd
hivlad
hi chinese name
@tulip ravine so all told, you're looking at around $6,700 dollars market value for a fucking airsoft gun and night vision setup, and that doesnt even factor in things like any camo clothing, chest rigs for carrying mags (because those really high quality airsoft guns are shell ejecting mag fed), any kind of possible radio equipment, spare mags and ammo, Co2 canisters, eye protection, good footwear and probably insoles, i could go on.
you're basically looking at gearing up for an ACTUAL militia-esque gear setup, only difference is you're not buying an actual gun, and (hopefully) not level 4 armor plates.
about time stinky
so at that point just fucking buy a gun if you're gonna get all that gear and go goon squad in the wilderness with your boys and get some actual practical range time.
le body is le machine that turns le food into le energy
🥮
my body is a machine that turns delicious and fantastically looking meals into shit

🦫
my balls are a machine that turns pain into pleasure
masochist moment.
this is me
most stable economy
my body is a machine that rotation
speeEEieeieeennnnn
Funny thing is that 20 years ago the biggest bill was worth 100 bucks
Not wrong 

The correct answer was "french"
Yes. The French are animals.
And they got invaded by desert animals as well
Just a whole country full of animals
Average Frenchoid be like "Wee Wee, do you like ze smell of my pits?"
This is too much
the lines dividing the image into 4 pieces really give it away
None of those are hard to decipher
I am at a loss, what is the image about?
my god this woman is tasty
Just got banned from a other subreddit
nice
He's at loss
this amazing ancient city was our greatest loss
Apparently autistic and adhd people are better at recognising patterns
Pattern recognition is part of IQ tests
The fuck is this?
I came in here to say “le balls” and this is what you lot are discussing?
do yall think the armpit fetish community is divided into hairy armpit fuckers and shaved armpit fuckers
Why would anyone ever ask questions like that
i ask the questions that need to be asked
My bad
Preach
I love all armpits
🐎
and then the secret 6th step; blood sacrifice and a deal with the devil to make shit actually fucking work this time
My brother in christ have you seen modern hardware architecture? The demons are already trapped in the circuit glyphs
isnt that deadass an actual conspiracy theory some people believe?
i swear ive seen that actually spouted as a thing
Well how else do you explain computer chip architecture working? Electrons are a lie
NAND gates are also a lie
eh. side note, i do wonder what the theoretical upper limit with current materials we have would be in terms of like, when does our ability to make processors do the thing exceed the ability for electrons to get to the place in time?
real. source: i am trapped in the circuit glyphs
GPU always stood for Gnome Processing Unit and no one can convince me otherwise.
He's right tho
i'd rather get waterboarded than listen to some music tbh
iirc the bigger problem lies in circuit paths acting as antennas and causes interference at higher frequencies.
It is already a concern
nah fuck that waterboard me, PLEASE i will actually just fucking lose my mind.
I'd rather both than develop software 
As in they work, but at some point we can't make it faster because, well, speed of light
Even if superconductors are found out for regular conditions; hard to beat the speed of light.
oh yea i forgot about how the furry works in computer science. shouldnt surprise me, honestly.
Yea
And when it comes to dimensions, transistors are already on the edge of nanometers
Like, in new GPUs they are like 2 nm
as the old adage goes, "a massacre at a furry convention will cripple the entire world's IT industry and the internet will collapse for a while"
Which is about 10 silicon atoms
There's also "if they can afford a $2000 dollar fursuit, they can afford a $10 pipe bomb in my mailbox"
So there's more of a concern when electrons start to just tunnel through the gates due to quantum behaviour
or yknow. a box filled with cum.
Why not both? :3
Make that mailbox a malebox
as sseth once said, "so, because of the people who asked me to not tell you the servers i was on, i will oblige, because i dont want to find cum, being delivered to my mailbox"
stg i am going to come down to ausland and
whats funny about that is that "Box" is a slang term for butthole sometimes.
Male Box :3
CEASE

your "package" "came" in the "male"??? urmmmm... weird...
Gn Jaboo. Habe goob eep
yea but i made it bigger
bigger text = louder words
I cant make it bigger 
balls burn
appreciated. i didnt notice them when i made it
Ffs why does the voice message have to be in the same spot as the send message button?
@upper axle
#anyway bye bye nighty night sleepy time
The secrets exposed
Eep Good
MODS PIN THIS. MAKE IT A STICKER
why do you hate me?
that would be amazing
oh im saving this beauty
Because you keep posting cringe
i can post more
You lose subcriber
btw heres a version with watermark cropped out
you're welcome
alright NOW i sleep
Eep good
the grain makes it funnier
real
All of you
Except for the mods who are watching me rn
And the ones who aren’t
Have a wonderful day
👉🐑
golf during a funeral, now that's real shit
You let that eager beaver go right now or it's not gonna end well for you.
I thought the coomerjak was the landscape for a minute there
i felt that in my right testicle



🧱
🫴

but.. its bobr 😦
bober 

🦫
Feels very
rn because our data system has been not working for like 3 days now and we just kinda...do nothing
hi pavlo i love you
hi volt i lvoe you
hi
Hii
i love youuu
I cant believe it one bit man
A mod i spent 2 hours trying to figure out
How to make it work via MO2
Just had a excel file that stopped it from being accepted
I guess the previous times i installed it without issue it must have not had rhe EXCEL file
we are gaming
seems like something @devout hull would say
It does.
I was the one who posted it.
Mwadi go get some sleep.
at 4:32pm
my body is a machine that turns alcohol into killing the anti-christ (family of 4)
hi madi
i bet you've ridden a dragon before
you know it
🦈
@warm fossil battlebit when?
any time today tbh
including this exact minute
got to stay home today because food poisoning
certainly not pleasant
nah ima be busy for 30min-1h
ima be @placid sail
but hey, I can grind Deep Rock
alright
@heavy peak
Make a choice tf
Sounds like something you'd say, actually
I don't use dots


Breakfast👍
Where the whole chicken? 
im gonna kill u im gonna murder u
you
you
Hi madi
It's gone, you couldn't fuckin behave
wearing delights hat
NUH UH
hi again silly
:3
watchu up to
keeps the coffee warm
Jarvis, post this in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat infront of the mods.

athos why are u drinking my juice
Sorry
me
death to the mpla
political
no
bit rainy in shells today
what rating is this
@warm fossil u here?
Stalker gamma experience
sir! yes sir!
battlebit?
affimative
Attack the D point!
do you have me in your friend list on steam
nope
what's your steam nickname
or friend code
@warm fossil are you trigger_hurt
correct
wait i have my steam linked on my profile, i just realised lmao
lma
vc?
you bet
join
i havent even launched the game yet
fuckin anticheat broke again
Hi silly
gm
🤝
morning
♡︎ I cant believe i actually watched this movie 😭💀i’m gonna need to bleach my eyes and maybe even my ears ♡︎
Please do not REPOST any of my videos without MY PERMISSION
♡︎FAQs♡︎
what do you edit with?
Capcut
♡ tags ♡︎
︎ #pinocchio #editing #movieediting
♡︎ Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the copyright act 1976, allowan...
durge
durge
I got this weird error code anyone know how to fix?
rice bath
Alright
everything can be solved with a ritual
just find the right one
indeed
Still dies to blind dogs from the Garbage path
yea
thank, marine 
np
was bout to call you kitten cuz thats the characters name but nah
lets not
yeah that's a dangerous move
what?
bz11k cant sink any lower
the character depicted on my pfp is a continuation of another character of the same author whose nickname is "Kitten"
hmm 
yea
you watch yourself
pfp lore
indeed
I know this won't stop your from slandering my fair name, but I'm gonna mention it just in case someone is curious
okay, Kitten
just send them this
don't make it weird, weirdo
slandering my fair name
busy
Delight
hmm?
Afghanistan
what are your thoughts on the sub optimal conditions encountered by Sergei
Via my previous picture
wait, i have to translate what sub optimal means
less than ideal
aka
not good
Less then ideal
AKA, sub optimal
ah, less than standard, like chinese building materials
yes
I personally think, these are rather sub optimal conditions
seems optimal in these trying times
Odd
easy times create suboptimal construction materials
I thought you'd agree that such conditions encountered would be rather sub optimal considering they contain 600mm HE shells 
suboptimal construction materials create strong people
strong people create premium building materials
he simply needs to lift more
cuz we all know
weakness is a choice
i mean that bombing people with 600mm shells is the right thing to do 

holy fuck
dont act innocent, fucko
never ask Delight what he was doing in Yugoslavia in 1991
I work security and can confirm
WTF IS THAT

not beautiful either
f u hater
i am
yes
anyway, @placid sail, how you been today?
@heavy peak
perpetually sleepy and unwilling to do loads of work, as usual, drinkin some tea and eating cottage cheese with dried apricots, you?
sounds nice
same, but not so sleepy. bon apetit 
im just in bed now, will play gamma
hav cat
thank you. a meow to you too 🤝
mojang moment
me in a lazy person competition and my opponent is mojang
this is the second time I saw that weird union anti-mojhang video
did the minecraft people do something stupid
worse, they didnt do anything
people want to bojcott the mob vote
Mojang canceled several updates and said modders should do it
why
its just that years after years mojang releases the most barebones updates for minecraft
oh
since mojang always gives cool concepts but only ever works on 1
whatever I stopped playing around the time microsoft bought it
Yeaaah
current minecraft players can cope idc
Microsoft ruined minecraft
i still come back to it from time to time
Microsoft went out of it's way to send a cease and desist order for the creator of the Jenny Mod
If you know, you know
slightly afraid to google that
what did you do you weirdos
of course
me
why do I even ask
GOC my beloved
My lexapro is ready yay
the incident was 13 years ago, you have to forgive yourself
wake up
It was my fault
slash me disappears
Jarvis, don't search up "Jenny mod" in discord gifs
wtf is that
I kill parathreat
we are in dire need of an extinction event
Like I said
no
Minecraft porn
"Trust me bro, it is morally better to skin a thousand babies than to wage a war which will kill millions"
proof that freedom drip is the best and monolith, mercs sucks
guys
incorrect
it's spurcle right
peak anime pfp
Hi Samantha Hi Delight
11
how about this, do u agree with him?
I've never seen such an agreeable man
I love it when leafs suffer
Omg he's so badass
get that disgusting little rodent out of your profile, NOW
No. Fuck you.
Ahahahahahahahahah
booba
:3
wtf i love breakfast now
what do you even call that
trolleborg
Casually chilling on discord during university is quite fun
your teacher is talking about old english literature and I'm sitting in #🎪bruh-fart
Tofu dreg construction be like
@narrow lotus
get in class
teacher spends 20 minutes with people who arent in the classroom and shit
mfw
LIKE BROTHER
oh my god this is too true
@green briar What's the long name
shortnamesalex
A
alexander of course
what are you dumb
menace more like men
the amount of times ive heard that joke is enough to pre order stalker 2 

real

heyyy @odd sail are you today's date? because you're 10/10
:3
i am your date

GEY!
madi didnt think his jokes out

I should've used that on 9/11
watching body cam footage of cops planting evidence (and getting caught
)
JESUS CHRIST THE GOVERNMENT SENT YOU THAT!??!?! THAT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL
Nu-uh, govrnmnt sanctioned iron man movie night 
which iron man (the first one has too many sweaty oily men)
Evening
Goblin
re-
he swallowed too many mg42's in his sleep 😔
poor butthole
me n @heavy peak if we were firefighters
bro we're studying about beowulf
He is Japanese goburin
this the dumbest shit ive heard
You could fight fire with your smell
those are written by uneducated junkies
the average education level of a junkie is 8th grade
No it was a educated guy who did many many drugs, doses and experiences etc
because their brain is too damaged to learn anything after that
but u just said u can study by overdosing
It’s done properly
But thats the fun part!
weak feminized male
I'm going to overdose a death row convict 
free meat
jarvis push 600 mg phenytoin in this pile of meat
@odd sail
That’s one of the sample pages
We need Brazil Part 2.
It’s done properly
Make it brazil again bruh
mfw people snort amphetamine 
I mean yeah
But yeah it’s a interesting read
I'm gonna read it
There can never be too many of those 
Definitely
There’s like 100 and odd different stuff he did
Has he overdosed on tetracycline yet
Brainfart
hi
He doesn’t od
Unrelated snake pic
@uncut obsidian Bring us to afghanistan rn
150 mg meth 
surely
Is this a threat
Its an unrelated snake pic
Me when I ask for a noodle at the Chinese
Hiiiii
Snakes are the best animals ever
spaghetti bolognaise
I might be getting a bald python
Auhh~ apple pen
I don't believe you
BALD
pablo 🤝
Just shave it’s scales off
False..
Such a silly goose
"Snakes are the devil"
Snakes :
Lil poopie 
pequeña caca
Maple syrup and free healthcare
uh oh what will he say
A can't of pepsi
a can of
bro wtfg is this
a can't of pepsi
amerikek
having american literature class rn
Talking about massachusets and shit and the walden pond
brother I've been there in fallout
I know it
Skateboard
skamtbord
OMg same
verbs
do you think pinging me continuing your bullshit is gonna make it any better?
ban ban ban ban
BAN THE FURRY
DO IT
Banned for pronouns (1984)
skill issue

banned for being a dumbfuck more likely
thats what I said
🔨 💢
whatever did the sergal boy do to you
Raised awareness about pronouns 
Exist as a sodomite
Ok this is something im actually confused on : why do people use sodomy as a homo exclusive term
I think "historically" men didn't fuck women up the bum
idk man
i just use it to describe sexual deviancy 
Sodomy means oral
"dab me up brother"
keep myself safe? thank you
❤️
Nah they fucked up cuz they tried to r word people 
you too! ❤️
anal sex (but occasionally also oral sex) between people, or any sexual activity between a human and an animal (bestiality)
what have i walked into
sodomy
Idk why people use sodomy as a term referring to homosexuals exclusively
idk what sodomy is anyway
sex with animals
Oral or anal intercourse
Thats bestiality
same thing
its also sodomy

huh?
No??
p!urban sodomy
by Nick the comedian
[The reason] why [I lost] my most [recent] girlfriend this year
"It won't [hurt], [trust me]"
:thumbsup: 5907 :thumbsdown: 1408
YES
Show
BROTISH
yikes
Oxford says anal/oral 
of course the furry is an expert in bestiality
of course the british, they invented their cigarette
Yes
id rather pay attention to the class
shut it
Yes because ive been accused of it so many times i have to have an argument prepared so i dont get banned from every server im in 
stupid helper
Exaggerating obv
okay ivan tarkov
ok alex
i just say go fuck yourself, usually works
in poland we have saying, "winny się tłumaczy"
so
"But humans are animals"
Jebi se
Ofc

How can mental retardation be profound 
profound when nooblost walks in
oral or anal
Its an oxymoron i mean
no idae what profound means
idk what oxymoron is
Of great intelligence

A statement that contradicts itself "thats one small big bird" or "you stupid genius"
what does delight know
IQ in general is an unreliable score because it didnt account for how much meow meow zaza im doing
cope?

Nah wheb i do meow meow zaza i easily get 1500 IQ
BLACK MANNNNNNN
weed is cringe
how are you
drink alcohol
i'm chillin how are you australian man
Good 
and how low it gets when the zaza runs out?
Only 500 😭
tree fiddy
damn, what a dummy
what did you spend the zaza on
I dont know how to read this
anything can be currency if you tried hard enough
aaaaanytime now
GUYS great news
i got my iq test
negative!!!!
Nah i injected it
IQ is an absolute value therefore any negative value is positive

by god i hate weed smokers that don't shut up about weed
great movie, will have to watch it again
i can quit any time bro i promise bro its healthier than tobacco bro
Ikr weed injectors are so much better
Just like drunk crashers
put weed in ur ass
Weed enema
there used to be some highly regarded individuals in the DRG discord that kept posting clips of some random egirl hoe smoking on livestream
with some dumbass "edit" hip hop songs in the background
so fucking real
I dont get it
@somber warren got doxxed









