#🎪bruh-fart
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die
banger
you die too 
oh Menace, I just remembered
No taxes paid for food
Best year fr
yes
a cat museum openned up at Istanbul today
I go to instanbul
did u went there?
no
fuck Istanbul
Real
FK TURKYIEEE
🇧🇬🇧🇬💪💪💪💪💪
Jk
I love turkish people theyre chillling
turks made your ancestors their slaves
so?
yeah i love you too
i'm going to fucking kill my neighbors
mfs i want to sleep
i have school
why are you arguing so loudly
Ofc 
you ever see what someone is listening to and u feel offended like "You listen to THAT shit?"
cuz same
Why u sayin that tho
if somebody judges me for listening to mongolian throat singing every day
they will be raided by them by the dawn
I love mongolian throat singing that shit BUSSIN
I be on the bus and in my ear i listen to the songs of old
the ancient times
well who said girls don't have balls?
every girl i know has a dick
why did the chat just die all of a sudden
A girl without a cock is like angel without wings
so real
Ricky Gervais on Trans Woman (SuperNature)
From
Ricky Gervais: SuperNature (Netflix)
https://www.netflix.com/in/title/80225917
#Gervais
Thank you. I appreciate that someone noticed
why is that janitor creeping around children in the first place?
We just don't allow that kind of words on here, that's all
i see, well still. Congrats that you saw that after like an almost a year
Say thanks to our common friend 
i got balls
fliker?

hopes shattered

Why not
wheres the furry one
and why are they all white
smh this is racist why cant me, a black woman of color, have a mental illness
that guy in the back lol
muffin?
What does this mean
Am i just white
Obow
It means weeb awoo AF
define weeb awoo AF
Weeb as in Weaboo
Awoo as in the Awoo meme of anime wolf girls
AF meaning Autistic as Fuck.
Thank you
I got that first roll too.
stil 2/3rds accurate reading.
Means not a normie mostly
shrimply existing lmao
life is pain
They just made it a medical thing because they are jealous of our power levels. Normies can't have nice things nor do they deserve nice things.
Im actually like
i know online tests are mostly jack in shit but i wanna take one
you're in here, you probably are
owbow
MENSA has some good tests for IQ. RDOS and IDR Labs as well for broad spectrum tests
still thinking about the monomommy
thog dont caare
What is this supposed to mean
My classmate said to me today "Thank you for your advice, it kept me from dropping this class!"

My honest reaction
would you kindly stop posting softcore porn
Is that a bioshock reference????
This goes hard
yes
Goes hard
absolute lad
This is the part where you are beaten to death with a golf club
Propa lad
only if there is no more softcore geh porn in brainfart
tachikomas

that cat is high as a kite
Perc 1989



A caretaker kink is usually associated with having a poor or absent mother figure in one's life
the mommy issues are 
Yes
good thing I had great parents and my issues are my own fault 
what parental abuse and neglect does to mf

My father used to punish me severely
i have the best parents i could ever ask for and i still want a mommy gf
what's up with that
I genuinely love when people bite me
^Most sane brainfart exile btw
well
ex-exile
Yea ok TED
faker

get good
I guess that's enough brainfart
Yea
mb
Me when im told to shake that shit (dance)
2nd this
I smell a boykisser post
Never been bitten gang rise up 💪
not by humans, at least

ayy welcome home brainfart citizen
Vaas FC3
I'm here to momentarily view the scenery here.
Snakes,dogs,spiders and crazy visco girls
I was just surprised that I had an impact on someone like that 🥹
I'm like a wierd little comic relief character that inspires the main character
so VSCO girls don't count as human?
Correct
I'd never forget you Ted
OH GOD NOT MAJA
I think this is one of those stories that have multiple main characters at a time
Sneed
sneep
They come and go
Where does meowmachine fit in
sneedj the woahj
A shallow grave
lmao what is this label (this is from Deus Ex MD)
wife's ashes
i wonder when is ti gonna end
Damnnn did you see meow's profile? She's a thirst trap now
ew shes playing tarkov
Time to dehydrate
time to shoot myself in the fucking brain
Chad move
that is incredibly painful
smierc i podatki
it better be chicken alfredo
it wont
Few things are
Goes hard
what a criminally undercooked game.
fucking Square-Enix, man
assholes, the lot of them.
After seeing her profile it does
ew

fucking ew
Easy joke cmon
me fucking ur dad
I still don't know if meow's a man or not
not like it matters
it does
Gn
Stay safe
"By appointment to their late majesties
Don King
Fresh Prince
Queen Latifa
And his late royal highness
The King of Pop Michael Jacksonc"
They hung him btw
Thinking tacos
hi mom i missed u
idfc if someone is older od younger than me
i'll cal them mom and dad either way
its just a nickname in internet???
grandma maja
MAJA CALLED YOU A MAN OOOOO
ya'll in here:
Granmaja
i didnt
and what would it matter if i would
??? so many peopel here did
yes? care to join?
Naah that fucking tap was madness
I actually recoiled at how zesty that was
VIGNA!#!#
Geralt 
Accurate
Artist btw?
George Michael cover by Ulfric Stormcloak and the Greybeards.
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reminder that Ulfric was Elenwen's "uncooperative asset"
I know the guys son who made that round
Send that one more fucking time and i'll start posting softcore gey porn again
coward
@toxic sundial nonce
- ratio
Praying you get executed by Falco 🙏
Honestly it would be fair
hella, wanna recreate?
Zesty
That glove goes hard
Chat
Pull up the Negan fit
Rq
On amazon
SKOM SHOWS UP
No
fuck u
Swagger
It's expensive
Yea that glove goes so fucking nice
Fingerless would be a lil better
but
Ye
Hate him for killing glenn
mmmm nah
Argonians go hard
But body heat the silly cat people are better
they make u
yeah they do
Lizussy
no they don't
no way dude
fuk this
WAKE UP
khajiit
WAKE THE FUCK UP
@mint mist read a fucking book u nerd
its too alte to be nice to me
i regret waking up[
no whey
*hey
deadfart
Damn, new react alert
But it's just the ugly ass default gun
Cause it looks cool
im asking why
why was it added, to what poitn of story, when does ti happen
ive never seen it
The sneaky operator legendary gun you get from the story
oh
Oh it's before the last DLC mission
It gives guaranteed crits on head with optical camo and does extra damage. Add in bullet time (sandevistan) and you get a winner
so true king
Yeh
No angles, so ugly
It is
Really hoped for a mk23
Good evening
Cruelty Squad OST x2 speed goes hard
hi chat
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Cat
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These mutated felines have a mutated pair o...
sex that happens because of CSGO: gay sex

cs2
the haircap is fucking useless if it doesnt hold all of the hair
he is the liqueur
Tillamook ice cream is top tier.
oh man
since when you know Russian
I don't
The game about killing russian mobsters has a large russian audience
Believe it or not
so you're posting this with context unknown for you but welp pink bg biker helm must be a hm meme
...I post shit because it looks funny, i don't fucking care what it says
I know, I'm trying to understand your angle though
but how is it funny to you if you have no idea what the text says
184p resolution
Pink overlay (retrowave/goopwave)
OG biker helm sprite
Random russian text
Cat
deadgripp
Fuck the algorithm..
Great
Happy you're satisfied
the 180 min video noone expected
Ye
.
Damn i'm only neurodivergent
no longer a minor
L
I can drink myself to death legally in the U.S. in about 4 months
so I've got that going for me
good luck
Tfw I'm a year behind in college
thru no fault of my own 
the FAA doesn't like that I'm neurodivergent either
welcome to adulthood, it gets worse then this.
that or self destruction arc™️
I got over a lot of my less positive tendencies
Back on meds and doing well
No I am not schizophrenic
(not that I know of atleast
)
The only side effect is they killed my libido but that has literally no effect on my day-to-day life
why is man saying these things?
is he stupid?
ok I ate protein, rice, and broccoli
where gains?
I should have been yoked 5 minutes ago 😡
lift shit around
walk 10 miles
You got your mom's address? 
have your car breakdown 20 miles away from a gas station
My God Blessed Toyota™️ wouldn't dare
I'll drink 14kg of sugar water
it worked for Baki
I need a manual
hh
I gotta be jerking the car off at all times
America has fallen
billions must down-shift
It's never been more over
game over man, game over
CAFE has fucked over reasonably sized trucks
idk I'll have to check
Also dying light is left4dead meets mirrors edge
No
I just needed the largest audience to know
It was meant for general off topic but we’re currently discussing something more important
Slept so hard on this game back when it came out
But now I see the hype ( I think)
Only on the first mission
Get COVID shot from dr.zere
I saw that too, is the game dead?
I have the complete edition so I haven’t gotten to everything yet
Thats pretty cool
deer smasher
line em up on the tracks and they freeze when the next train comes cause of the light
Eh drewski got me into gamma originally. His vids just tend to attract masses with skill and reading issues lol
Not.. Really
Game purists in any form are annoying as hell tbh
Why is everyone in this game a prick?
I played the intro a while ago so I don’t remember the beginning
Yes. I will too
Can you wallrun in this game?
In New Zealand, trail mix is known as "scroggin" or "schmogle".
Fucking incredible 
can i have meds
Hi Nobody Hi maja
ay yeah
Hi Blur Hi cleantrashcan
please give me meds
I just remembered these existed
Fuck War Thunder Leaks, no one would expect the Chicken Taco Leaks 
Is this the mood for today?

void isnide my mind

NGL the military recipee list I might learn from though
feed it
Military Grade SNickerdoodles
i have no supplies to feed it anymore
Good now read FM 34-52
Howdy Zoro
Regarding that [Redacted]
There may or may not have been bookstores that carried that years ago.

hi
Shalom
♻️
no ❤️
sorry but yes ♻️

C'mon jeff, be nice
hiiiiii hiii hi hi hiiiiiii hi hiiiiiii hi ;3
friendship ended with maja
noboddy is friends with me
good
what
tomorrow i buy white out and remove your birthday from calander
who made a joke abotu something ic atn change
they just talked about my pfp
tell me one person
tell me one person
ok

Don’t do this again please
bro out here questioning his sexuality over furry art
Hi sam
unironically they should just straight publish the receipes to all the US MRE meals and the methods they use to preserve them. it's entirely harmless to do so, it's just prepackaged food, not a jet fighter.

Thing is that it's a private company making them last I recall.
nah i know you can find the documents online but they should just publish them officially. i'd fucking love to learn how to prepare a meal that's somewhat good tasting and highly nutrient dense and then preserve it in a way that it keeps for 5+ years at minimum without any perceivable degredation in nutrition or flavor.
it'd be so fucking good to have as knowlege.
Hello beatrice from the hit game "night in the woods"
hell i'd pay 25 bucks for a book of all the receipies if they wanna charge for it. that's fucking worth.
If anything I suspect it involves quite a few chemicals, precise pasteurization and the like beyond our means anyway
oh wait a minute thats the kitty
also hi
Being condemned to this chat is a worse punishment than I originally thought
Mods, i promise i’ll never post another AI image of Dj Khaled and scooby doo hosting a presentation while the WTC collapses in the background. Release me
there's these new ones in field trials right now that dont use any kind of preservation method we've been accustomed to before, they've got these ones that are using this weird sonic whatchamacallit process that's helping them pack em tighter, preserve em longer, and apparently they taste way better because they are able to retain a small amount of moisture without losing any of it's long term storage ability, and the rations are even in a smaller form factor than the old versions while being the same amount of food.
he sounds so fucking genuinely distraught holy shit 
nah for me my biggest worry would be rooted in that one vid i saw of a tank main gun barrel that had somehow become magnetized.
'cause that's a pretty big chance that it fucking detonates the HE shells in the barrel.
like yea it's probably really unlikely
but MAN i'd be paranoid
you're here forever
Brainfart isn't even that bad. Until the furry spam shows up
@pastel quartz You never told me how dark this game was
It’s like “real life” dark too wtf
im trying out cs2 and man
this guy full sprints doesnt even stop and doesnt miss a single shot lol
How is it?
aids
Real gaming right there
i have less than 30 hours and it feels like im running in to people either cheating or people that have well over 3k hours in
tbh the only reason to even play this game is to get skins to sell
other than that i think valos more fun
and a lot less broken
also what changes did the new update bring to gamma
i think i might download it and play
Biggest thing imo is stash logic changes.
what about it
Arm yourself brother
Man asked for patch notes
Its all fun and games until i spam back inflation porn until it creates a black hole of cringe
man what?
thought this was a screamer
uh fuck
blind
sorry
Oblivion NPCS
Your psyop failed
thought you meant the drewski video
i heard some people were mad at him for some reason
no?
Eh i don't keep track of it
huh
guess not
ZOMG!!!!!! LE DREWSKI APOCOPLYPSE PART 2 IS LE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL BE A DISASTER FOR THE MODDB SERVERS is honestly what it amounts to
some guys at newbie chat but that was like a week ago
Drewski brought me here. 🙏
no idea
I mean i thought that originally but totally forgot they load balance requests now. Or something similar to it
OH GOD
When drewski made his first video moddb crashed because so many people were downloading the game. In his second video he apologizes to moddb and grok for crashing it. People couldn’t install for a day or 2. Wasn’t a big deal.
THEY'RE HEREEEEEEE
But drewski brought me here too lmao
see youre good though
Well, i eventually would have ended up here
Yeah I would imagine out of the 30k people in this discord he had to bring some of us lol
something about the launcher checking mirrors first to spread the load out more plus most of the people who would've played came from the first wave and part 2 was really just a nothing burger
The arma > metro > tarkov > squad > gamma pipeline is too strong.
and it'll repeat itself when drewski does another video
oh god, that completely fits me
I’m glad the game is getting the visibility it deserves. But I’m sure purists say it’s taking a turn for the worse.
UN helmet is an instant turnoff though
Yup. Eventually i would have ended up playing gamma lol
only because .9.1 added more bugs than it should've
noted
My Brother 🫂
Why?
Purists are dumb. Just consider gamma to be a completely new game vs the OG series

Saving this one for your records?
nah, I'll just remember some keywords to search for that will bring me to this image
Game probably wouldn’t even exist in America if not for this mod pack tbh
Please elaborate I beg you
I joined in march. It is what it is. I had never heard of anamoly before I found gamma.
Well that's just not true
peep the horror
its just a cool iliuson man
to brainfart?
I do not understand 
stalker has had a following in america for quite some time now
optical illusion, if you stare in the middle your brain will try to fix the parts of the faces that it cannot see and it creates monsters
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We've got a Bluetooth speaker, he...
Possibly
Funny, if not for druski I probably wouldn’t have found out about you guys
and the game would still be around without you
it didn't just fade into existence because you watched a drewski video
I read the book years ago and am forever infatuated with stalker related content
Gamma hits a sweet spot
And brainfart is fun
ted
My man
That is somehow the most brainfart sentence ever
it be like this
, but then its like this 
I mean the discord

`` Ibogaine is legally recognized in the United Kingdom, France, and Germany.
Ibogaine use is legal in Canada. In 2002, Marc Emery opened the Iboga Therapy House in Vancouver, Canada. The therapy house offers Ibogaine treatments with blood monitoring and electrocardiogram, complemented with posttreatment follow-up.``
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#musicvideo
#music #motivation #sigma #art #dance #funny #tiktok #foryou #fortnite #gaming
thats an entirely different subject then
holy shit ashens is still alive
Drewski said there's oil in the gamma server so now we rock and rolling 🦅🇺🇸💪
Wdym? Gamma didn't exist until drewski played it.
Tru
He doesn’t know 
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Oh and cats didn't exist until drewski talked about his.
Not much my man just struggling to sleep
Real
Sometimes I wonder if I don’t produce enough melatonin
I might try them melatonin gummies see if they help
Okay hydro
Honestly? At night I can’t have it for sleep
Night shift life has me dependent on sweet melatonin
Have you tried hitting yourself with a pan REALLY HARD?
It low-key make me feel like I’m bouta nut and get raided at the same time 
I've gotten to the point where the household has an established melatonin meta.
Oh yeah it’s illegal here so the paranoia is real
the fuck hydro
Mate weed is fucking wierd with me
especially sativas
I get a fucking vibration through my entire body my dude
it's either makes ya hungry, sleep, or paranoid
Fuck did this mean?
Lmao weed moment
I want whatever psyop you're having bro
not fucking hormy and wanna nuttin wtf
To be fair it was some good shit 
but yeah
Don’t change the subject
I know
Explain that please before moving on??????
I can usually smoke 5/6 gram to get blazed, 1 gram of that I was out for the count
but
The big brain play is pheninut + caffiene.
👀
No
As I said, when I get very high I feel like a vibration through my body, I’m not gonna deny it isn’t nice 🤷♂️
Not today please
What?
have you tried Ibogaine
Obviously it was a exaggeration you gimp
Weed isn’t for that bros
All the power of booze without being sleepy or turning into a retard.
And it gives me weird ass vivid dreams
You’re not supposed to get arauseded
Mate are you a gimp
Gimp sounds better
People are weird like that dude
I mean furries literally exist
I don’t literally my dude it’s a exaggeration, it’s just like adrenaline fuelled euphoria
Then again I wonder if I’m fucked from psychedelics 
I dont believe you
I’m a bit of a psycho naught 
I want to be involved
the vase didn't need to be smashed 😦
Interlinked
😭 that poor vase
The aussie secret service after they find out I shot someone with a nerf gun as a kid
But yeah I wouldn’t recommend doing psychedelics if your just not ready, some of the shit is wild as fuck 
bro stg i am going to come down and
And especially don't if you're schizophrenic
My dad made that mistake
And what?
Really any mental health issue isn’t a good idea with psychedelics

And to people who say it ain’t shit blast off on dmt and tell me that 
You think abusing adderall can cause schizophrenia?
and hold your hands

Uhhh adderall is a stimulant iirc so... Maybe hallucinations if you take enough of it
First time seeing a dmt trip was funny, friend started speaking to me in tounges, came back and said it was god telling me I was next to see him 
It’s the chemical you release naturally when you die
A few people I know are schizophrenic. All of them developed it late in life and had a perscription for adderall. Just a theory I have
When people say they go to heaven or hell after having near death
Most likely just tripping balls on dmt
Ohhhh
That's... Actually really fucking cool
the machine elves...
Hmmm. Well what did they have that prescription for?
Hello brainfarters
I met the cosmic serpent 
Hi mattie
But yeah it’s a interesting one
Hiiii
vro, i got yelled at for posting that
@inland jackal https://youtu.be/UKubMQoajAA?si=tm2gtVbjr5atDT8b
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I got the tounges part from this, altho the visuals he describes are pretty accurate
Because for you the lower half was half-covered
Here its visible
And its sfw
Also Psure it was when a mod was active
i don't recall a mod saying anything about it

damn, Mattie out gaslighting me and my memories
Mood
oh, is it Thursday then?
Shouldn't have fucked with bromo-dragonfly m8
is it Thursday?
happy one week anniversary of telling the deliveryman good morning at 9pm
🥺 please
Bro
Lowkey

Mattie challenged an autist to remember some things and is surprised I remember
I swear I'm not lonely and touch starved
you are one of em
O̶m̶g̶ h̶e̶'̶s̶ l̶i̶t̶e̶r̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ m̶e̶ f̶r̶
They used to smite ever living shit out of anyone one with a semblance of horny
Why are you all autists
They are getting lax with age
the last normal person here fr...
The channel where autists go if they break the rules has autists in it, which attracts more autists. Crazy
what a ground breaking discovery
Also you're literally here
Thats jus mean

No in the FUCK I am not
Fuckin real
Time for femboy purge 2, electric boogaloo
Lmao femboys
I'm not good looking enough to be one
Lmao mood
ye
Whole different story
so true...
His liek
Knights outfit it was?
The long and actually masculine one
Looks nice
Just no
Shiiit did someone say AI chatbots?
Oh no...
Ai chatbots are based for a programmer 

oh yeah that reminds me i was going to mess around with an ai chat bot
It’s cool, it explains complex topics simpler and shows examples with full comments
I made a bunch of stalker ones on a binge yesterday
Still trying to polish them
like the pole i am
Stalker chatbots...
Polish...
Ngl im shocked chub only has 9 astolfo bots on it
damn
Is discord dead
thought most sites would have like 15+
no?
Oh nvm
?
No but god sure is
skill issue
Real
hii mwdai
hi matati
Why have you got it 
Exploding you with my mind
REAL
PSYCHIC ASSAULT
H̶e̶l̶l̶o̶ M̶a̶r̶i̶o̶ Hiya Mwadi
YEEESSS
Got what?
Me showing bump fire to the people who made the 86 fopa
Controller moment
hi
ok mr "40 hours in amorous"
prol chub
We ball
How do you know what Amorous is? 
Also rookie numbers—
idk
Tbf its like the most wellknown degen game out there
Ahh. Character hub is just an ez place to find bots because im lazy and uncreative lol
its one of those steam games

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