#đŞbruh-fart
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Billions must meme
monitor died
i made a request which cancelled itself


god i hate samsung
đŁď¸
add quantum supercomputer and its perfect
We all know karma is a bitch
but dw guys karma cant get to u cuz yall get no bitches
is that implying that karma is a babe?
I always thought it was just an incomprehensible being that rewards/punishes us for our actions
That i saw
Man just wanted to get banned for no reason
What did sex do
so I guess he had his prefrences
I was in the shadow realm with the shadow government
he wrote some kinda disrespectful text involving grok and the mods
I'd say exactly what
but it was a lot
Iâm sorry but
and I can't be bothered to type that fucking much

yeah that is a certified
moment
the only part I remember is that he said something about madi sucking groks toes into oblivion
which I found kinda funny

and that's about it
That is pretty funny
He tried to spam n words and other degen shit
But automod said "nuh uh"

Nah, i meant slurs
I guess that uni adventure didn't go so well
at least the bot did it's job
Leopards are massive everywhere we gooooo
if bananas had enough juice to seep into water that'd be pretty good actually
I love banan
bananas and pears are the only fruits I like
cause I hate sour stuff
I decided to start throwing bananas at my Mrs when I was at hers
why
Why not
based
Itâs my job to piss her off
you should throw pears next
She got annoyed after 5 mins of the monkey noises and the bananas smacked her in the head 
unless she has a soft head
Apples are sour?
cause those are pretty hard
yes
the ones in my country atleast
Not even mangos 
Vegan social construct
Just eat some beef
Smh
I will turn you into a social construct
sour stuff goes in le garboag for me
Iâll turn you into minced beef
And bunger you up
Sounds hot
Bit weird that mate
I don't even eat a lot of meat
Thatâs bullshit John
I basically only eat pasta and bread stuff
call me dumb
but I don't like how tough most meat is
Vlad
I could understand why mangos are sour if you only ate mainly the sour type

Always hated that shit here in Vietnam
mangos are always sour from what I've tasted
only green mangoes are sour
Mangoes where?

round and ripe mangoes
România

what did she want? food?
She was actually insane
went to Hungary to care for family not long after we met, started working at this min wage place just to get me a plane ticket (without my knowledge might I add) 
she got the plane ticket
did you meet her family
Yeah I met her mum she was nice
Used to send me funny Snapchatâs of her and this girl with funny filters on 
And Albanian in a certain time period 
does she know you moved on?
Yeah, I mean she checked my social media to message me so
The worst part, about a week after we originally got together I was getting followed by a white Range Rover almost everyday
and i noticed it again a few nights ago 
Iâm starting to piece some things together 

you were going to be captured and bred
why
Mate at this rate I might not have a choice 
they gonna steal your organs
HELL YEAH
who isn't gonna steal my organs in europe
fair
TIME TO MAKE MY LUNGS AND LIVER USELESS 
i mean see the positive, they don't want your teeth
no mum Iâm not a alcoholic chain smoker Iâm protecting my organs from being stolen 
In fairness I wouldnât blame them
they're gonna take your organs and feed it to the dogs
I donât want my fuckin teeth 
Not going into it but situations led to some less then ideal circumstances, they ainât too bad but still
less then ideal circumstances, you mean being bri'ish?
Nahh some shit when I was younger, Brits actually have good dental care
why are you known for having bad teeth then
You have to be able to afford the good care 
Dental does come under the nhs but itâs like
Semi privatised
Honestly same
one when i was six to get my teeth pulled, and once because i was having sensitivity
One for a filling and one to get one of my teeth pulled, dentist even said I had nice teeth which made me feel nice 
he wanted to get banned
there's like a small fissure cavity on the crown of my 2nd upper right premolar
but it doesn't grow
I donât have any cavitys now
i go every 6 months for checkup and professional dental cleaning
do you scale
Yeah to be honest with you thatâs probably just what I need
If I got that done then I could probably sort them out for the most part
theres a video with a giant rat "scrubbing itself" with soap, looks wholesome, like hes taking a shower willingly himself, problem is that hes trying to wash off the irritating soap from his face. most of these are just animal abuse for clout. sometimes i dont blame people for not knowing if the animal enjoys it or not, but most people fail to recognize that animals are not humans.
Okay so whyâs it wiping itâs ass
The ass is irritated
why's it washing its shoulders if its face was irritated, wise guy
Whyâs it rubbing itâs armpit
yeah
It is irritated
im irritated by the fake empathy from delight

brainfart drama
we all know he shoots small animals with pellet guns, theres no way he cares about this lil babonge
Iâma have protestors outside my home for bathing my dog

primates like monkeys and chimpanzees can pick up human activities on their own
like nailing squirrels to trees?
they don't need abusive training like cats or dogs for the same activity
i am going to nail you on a tree
to or on
Signposting in Minecraft
on
To and on
Vlad
ok jesus christ
That means something different mate


i know
Vlad Boykisser confirmed
pokemon trainer
Nail pikachu to a tree to train it
pika pika
raichu nailer
Just fucking crucify it
nikocado takes an entire berth
he needs one of those imperial chinese like
carried seat thingies
on a flatbed truck
he needs a spit and then i can cut chunks off of him and sell
Yes I need the mcchicken mobile
holy shit
this is the colonel
Mate he ainât the colonel heâs the general
he's the quartermaster
he's the crocokicker
do you think dogs chase the cart
the praporshik
Anything will chase the cart
idk
Iâll bloody chase the cart
say arf arf
we should pool cash and deep fry a mobility scooter
peak scottish cuisine
i know a guy with a big enough fryer
How the fuck
flash fried a bison once, i swear on vlad's left foot
praporshit
Industrial grade fryer?
madi
vladi
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: madigekilove
do you need anything else though
i wanted to get vladirex but ok
Ong
the knife is for that
i'm going to launch your balls
stab a scav in the nards and take his
you get head, eyes'd before you can say the r in reload
eload
Nice
I don't see what's wrong with spamming some Nesquik Chocolate Cereal 
or gargle?

see this is the delight we know and talk to
Ummmm acthually radioisotopes are apart of chemistry not physics đ¤ âď¸
Consume the radio isotopes
Potassium is indeed good for you đ
Just don't choke on the plastics
Gamma radiation
Anti matter that diffuses into gamma radiation
It all makes sense
You're getting old, you need to tell someone to kys again
LOUDER
Get hard
Im not like other people
Because i am evil >:3
Pussyo fam
Ok nukes the middle east

Maaan, stfu get jared mofo

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you are Jeff the kisser
Plastic man when he kills the entire world (a little trolling)
desync
I love these edits
He pleads oopsie daisy
he doesnt have to plead anything, he's plastic man
you like boys
yeas
ok
"Sure bud, now get me my beer"

shawarma gaming
Happy for you 
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literally tomoe
kanye westhasfallen
shutup
people have theorized that she is tomoe but reused for elden ring since obv sekiro DLC never got released
the abilities a man acquires after fondling balls for 10 years
i mean, malenia literally mimics the okami's moves almost 1:1 so it makes sense
I did your father swell
Not testicle torsion 
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dont play this infront of the hoes
Who cares about the hoes?
@feral sandal 
Get yourself a girl who sings along to âResurrection by Erectionâ by Powerwolf
Hi vlad Hi Theodoric Hi Voltaire Hi Hydro
where
Thatâs for you to find out
hi jeff
NOT THE FCKN CHEESE
hi again
jeff the kisser
ti sei fatto un terribile nemico oggi
Any medically trained farters in the chat?
Depends on what's the problem
why shitty
Sent back home by the boss cause i'm sick, so I loose 2 days of salary
So roughly 200⏠up my ass
Ikr
Hi Spice Hi Mwadi
Hi guys
Hello Catboi, hello NapolĂŠon
Hi Dina Hi NapolĂŠon
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The way it fell at the end 
So just fried syrup
god shall punish america
With syrup topping
God shall punish america

I'd rather be fried on coke than eat fried coke


Nah https://stalker-gamma.com/api/mirrors. As usual EU is dying but that's not gamma's fault
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that's genius

me trying to find the hidden message
healthiest #đŞbruh-fart resident's meal
ah man

popped your cherry
ping falco
kinky
hateful sex
always has been
Amazing technology
hi
hi
hi
High
Hi maja
Bout send this to my Mrs and say Iâm gonna turn her into a mobile cruise missile launcher, wish me luck
no wonder you get beaten

Listen lad
Just because I beaten has nothing to do with the fact Iâm a cunt
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P & C AMMA Music & Sound http://www.amma.ro
Administrat de Media
Pe acest canal gasiti cele mai tari melodii ale casei de discuri AMMA, hituri din istoria manelelor hit de hit cu Florin Salam, Nicolae Guta, Denisa, Brandy, Jean de la Craiova si multi alti precum Liviu Guta si Liviu Pustiu Claudia Nek Demarco. Aic...
Hardest song 
<- Romanian
Sid ballin
Stalker players be like: yooo this gameplay fire
The gameplay:
bewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwbz
Dude, I would NEVER make a penis joke in this fine establishment
Grok sending ICBMs on brainfart to cull the weeb population
It would do nothing, as all the weeb population lives in #ââgeneral-offtopic
Exactly, they can go there while we keep this zone pure-ish
+10 radiation
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: meganekorex
why not
nope
weirdo
sit on my lap
:_:
good boy
sadge
what
phone discord app cant play shorts 
mwadi isnt polish tho
Cracking open a cold one for the chat
(cannibalism)
AWWH ryna goslingggg yuppieeeeee
huh, who what
hello comŃade
You dumbass
rare 4chan wholesomness
ĐŃĐ¸Đ˛ĐľŃ ĐźĐ¸ĐťĐ°Ńка
shurup
:3
LOLLLL
I think you mean ĐгПа 
agma balls
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
shut uop
Shut yo bitch ass up femboy
whats agma
Agma balls bro lmaoooo đđđ
why
"sir is that uranium?"
vlad isnt a femboy tho
???
:3
thats nto being a femboy
It is tho

touch deprived zoomers when hugging is geh sex
Nuh uh?
@robust cove :3
ur such a furry compared to vlad
:3 :3 :3
;3
(===3
owo what's this
sauce dispenser
pure uranium
tungsten dioxide
vlad the femboy
you wish
whos pablo escobar
of the boys rolling up
i mean, in this group
pavlo
too dark
beside his name having 4 the same letters
okay then i'll call u cruising altitude
too dark


kys
looks like Arma 3 with Chernogorsk map
Yes it is arma 3 with the Chernarus map
you are correct
jesuys how do you know that
oh I messed up the name
I've played Arma 3 and 2
help me
No
sacdge
thx
Nuh uh you wish
Paid by Zelensky
true, sounds qt
it does not sound cute shut the fuck up maja
Sounds like a rusty truck
and THIS is hot
Supercharged diesel superiority
I'd rather walk
Digital
What should it sound like instead, an Opel?

Exactly đ¤
Skoda 
Hi maja who I can't kiss
Bro think he him đ
If its under the bed you won't see it
what
Do you have any gray matter left
I ran out, why
đś
what are u talkign about
i can barely understand u today
I have fever
Accurate map of English literacy in Europe
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See it probably would've been good for me to go to bed 3 hours ago, at a reasonable time
yet here i am making arma scenarios at midnight

bro lives in the future 


yes
Any mods with good uniforms
Except for CUP
It's just too much
and it doesn't have much things
idk
Bwah
Good, I'm inventing my own anti-maja language
Okay gang, today we make up a scenario where we are loved 
It is working
ĐĐľŃ, ŃĐľĐłĐžĐ´Đ˝Ń ĐźŃ Đ˛ŃĐžŃгаоПŃŃ Đ˛ ĐŃганиŃŃан, ŃОваŃиŃ.
hiiiiii
Ńойо Đ˝ŃМнО ĐżŃĐžŃĐ˝ŃŃŃŃŃ, ŃŃ Đ˝ŃМон ŃвОоК ŃоПŃĐľ, ĐąŃаŃ
Bazoongy binglebob
Nuh uh
alo
hi
ALO IVAN
BAINGLO BEESER DINGLDEE
hihi
back from my nyap
and you know why that is, right?
she's the only one with that unique dance animation.
đĽ

I read 100% of stories with Karlach on ao3
What now
hi
Maja please write more Karlach stories
idk what karlach is
i never wrote that
booba
It's so stupid and obvious that it's making me crying of laughs
i stil ldont know omghhhh
What the fuck man
Booba đ
THEY WERE FAKES
you killed the only unironically good person
Did you at least get minthara then
Only reason I don't slaughter the grove is coz Karlach leaves
Kill them
math seems so hard at start
but then you realise
its harder then you expected it to be
Send me screens of minthara giving you puppy eyes
red horny fire lady
the hecc does that have to dow ith me
i didnt make any stories of rthem magda
"I finished off a bloodsucker!"
Duty: đ
Freedom: đ
i think the picture explains it
idk why did u have to write that
hi maja
Someone comfort me while i wait to get un-exiled
nah

this one a throwback
"The fly in our ointment is that these royal guard are dripless." - Drip Master General Runciman
Hey! Don't complain about a bonus joke!
or do idc
i can complain if its dogfshit
autofill adc playing kalista and support lux
there is no other way then dodging this
completed fihsing gear in 1 raid 
i think i did that in 1 raid too
because i got my sweat friend who sleeps for 1 hour and plays tarkov for 23 hours
How does he enjoy the hackers
you don't
encounters few aimbots
probably he encountered a lot of wallhacks
get a kit and go next
but just doesn't accept the fact that they are
obv
Moddb servers 
heroine
real
real
Why the fuck does the changed diiscord have so many kids in it đ isnt it a fetish game
what the fuck are you talking about (don't explain, I do not fucking care)
Yes
I will proceed to explain it regardless
I just love to measure alot
NY moment
Found mine in a cardboard box in the woods
u got a dm from the lord
wowie ur lucky
wtf is allosexual
ive heard of the other 3 plenty but what the fuck am i missing out on

so you fuck anything
or what
real and true
asexual is like, you dont fuck around and you dont find out right
Asexual is "sex doesn't interest me"
oh i wish i can be like that
guess allosexual is fucking around and finding out hten
idk maybe they apply it to non human things too 
as much as i hate to believe it
only reasonable thing my brain can come up with
ah yes im sexually attracted to attack helicopters
i make love to its gun barrel
idk about you but i would fuck the SHIT out of an active airplane engine
my dream is to get sucked by one like that one reporter woman in the gta 5 story missions
so if you ever stop hearing from me forever, you know why
stop sending hot engine pics.,.,. my dick cant take it
pucker up
going in dry
oh c'mon show the whole clip
whats the whole clip
i dont fuck with crazy
the ending after the girl finishes tying it up is even funnier
Do it honk?
she even made a Navi handle hugger
Nah man :c falco won't give me Booba Exiled
ITS PIZZA TIME
This Bass Pro Shops must be a powerful king
thats where they keep the pro himself
White pepo mecca
gaze apon
Poland
Los Angeles
Houston
Good thing it spits you out at the shore
we have a problem

Upon a failed urban planning?
@wispy warren (xteczek) has been kicked for reason: Slurs in bio - You know the drill. Change it before re-joining or get the eternal boot
Average pole
I mean not failed, looks to be working fine
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yep
it fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Type of shit I've been on lately
I think Europeans forget, America is the size of Europe amd trying to be one nation
Try harder
True!
How did that work out 
I'll break yo bucks
We are very big
Grab me a full tank of gas, pulled pork sandwich, and a new 9mm every time I go
Like the founding fathers intended
how to confuse americans:
yes, also everyone from both places are isolated in their fucking bedrooms all day unless they have a job and just a bunch of assholes with mental issues and their therapists are at a loss.
*fat
you're fuckign retarded is what you are
Blame the british
Hate us cus you ain't us fool 
DAAMN SON
Man embrace nature, go camping. I'm watching y'all type funny words on my phone while dangling in a hammock
Yeah leaded gas fucked us up for awhile
we over here in EU chilling (with some racism on the side)
Hammocks go hard
We were meant to sleep swinging in the trees
Yo momma so fat she needed a restraining order from the local mcdonalds
Being a bit racist was fine for most of history but americans had to go too far
Excited for Halloween, what's y'all's costumes?
they just crossed the line
a pile of laundry
Where you from then?
Earth
That's neat
đ¤Ł
they get to monday quicker than California does
aaay 
Be happy cocksucker the weekend is sooner you fucker
Literally S tier design, I don't get how do americans refuse to use it
superiority complex

I'd probably go to Aussieland get swooped by a maggie or die in vietnam, from humid and bloodsuckers
I'd go to Australia if they had anything there to go to
They got like 1 mid opera house
if i go, it's gonna be to hang with frens đ
idk
go to bendigo
The actual irl chants go so hard
Orthodox chants are better
They are
cause she's groomer
certified pedoâ˘ď¸
what's more likely, that some skanky tiktoker is diddling kids or me lying to you?
So real
Yasuo mains tho like cock very much
the problem is that he's playing league
stop. simping. for. thots. đ đ đ
hi
speak of the devil
Hi maja
hello maja
hello u monster
fun fact, that clip is played backwards
not nice
not nice Skom, not nice
what bad word did u have in ur description
i had "Member of Anti Pid0r Coalition" in bio, the thing supposed to mean that this is a Russian Propaganda and pid0r in ukrainian means F word so yeah.
well
life
just some ukrainians got mad, nothing special
im waiting for my money i put to help
but lets not talk about this shit









