#πͺbruh-fart
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one life
no I'm serious.
same
the first rule of being exiled is
@final cedar i saw
hardy har har
here forever
Noticed too late that I've necroreplied to a months old msg
@red crane @grizzled meadow

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the engine has free will
ayyy margaret pfp. noice. 
yet another fellow plague enthusiast
No shit
p!avatar @pliant parrot

?
wheres ur pfp from
bot
ye
maja. it's an anime-ification of the sidelooking puppet meme
awe
Maja is perpetually horny for cartoon girls
yuh
i just wanna be a happy cartoon girl
don't we all
thats actually a cute pfp
good ol GP-5 Mask
slurpy slurpy elephant looking mask
@final cedar haiii
hiiiiiiiiiiii
hii
I love Mondays
Back on the job site no more nagging wife
monday 
I hate how its still dark out and my brain hasn't registered that its monday and im on the bus rn
found a guy who does vr drunk driving
crabi died of fentanyl overdoes unfottunately
uhh test?
Yes welcome to brainfart
well i was gas lighted about saying i wont post images, yet they told me its ok, i try to change subject away, yet got exile and now can only talk here, so yeah i jsut wont ever post images again
and no im not going to give my personal info in general chat or to random mods lol
yeah i guess im here untill grok sorts out the rules, i dont even know if i should meme,
mod abusing, apparently puttign all images into 1 message, is not shortened enough and classed as spamming
Drama is stoopid. And mod abuse the norm for any server.
If you have to mention anything about personal info that sounds like drama and that is ghey.
or at least the wrong kind
om nomnom water melon π±
yep even said i wouldnt send it to them only grok if pushed, they confirmed i was going to get
so i messaged it to grok, and yet got hit harder exposign thier shit i guess XD
owo
les goooo
What kind of silly gossip and drama are you going on about.
what the fuck am i reading
where is the context
What the fuck are you on about jesse
idk I think you're scizoing out
with all the XD's you post i think ur just a freak

who the fuck types like this!!!!
bro we aint in 2011 you can type normally!!!
bro prolly says "eeks dee" irl
X3 ROFL headass
rawr ecks dee
so true
spit your shit my brother
what are the odds either mattie maja or madi tries to flirt with sponge
who is this mans
Este vΓdeo surgiΓ³ a raΓz de que un amigo me mostrΓ³ un vΓdeo parodia de cyberpunk 2077 pero de brazil, asΓ que me cope y me pase la noche trabajando en este vΓdeo junto a los pibes del discord para poder sacarlo lo antes posible, por favor si les gusto ayudenme a difundirlo por todas partes. Para mi patron de discord, no te mencione en el video p...
ilook away for a sec x3,

I see yeah
HIGH
i think id have rather been muted than comen here for this
yeah
yeah I agree
80%?
like 70
@mint mist can you prove me right
Little known tip, if you leave and rejoin it'll get rid of your exile
well ig uess thats why they did it then x3
then you can leave this place
What are even on about? Write in English WTF you are bringing up
that seems like ban evasion, i am gonna wait for the mods to fix it when they wake up
Well i mean are you banned
Ping them or DM them, you got the list
i've seen people exiled for months
I think we are dealing with someone who is high or an airhead.
just a degenerate
I hope its the former, at least people can sober up
yeah thats why i dont want to risk it, i just want confirmation if its ok to leave and rejoin to remove it, @weary kindle i dotn want to risk my account as i belvie you gave it to me,

we can atleast get clarification as it seemed like yous were trolling me XD
stop saying xd
this is why minors shouldnβt be on discord
true
zero, i saw mods insulting him, and saying that hes a really bad guy
why are you nappy hands now
minors when they click on an 18+ channel and complain about being sexually harassed
you got nappy hair not nappy hands
rude
Attention whore doesn't deserve more attention. Let's just ignore and move on
its just the truth
self loathing
It is, but didnβt momma ever teach you if you ainβt got nothing nice to say!!?

what is that song?
hi boykisser
@narrow lotus first lecture is 9 to 10:30 then I Have 2 hour window until 13:30 and those are the only 2 for the day 
kill yourself
thats why hes upset
one by metallica
Hi Ivan Hi Vlad Hi llama
hi
you first π₯°
i want to hurt people
Alo catboy β€οΈ
can we hold hands while jumping off a cliff together
best user
alyooo
no thanks
fuck it i'm throwing you first
we could hit a sick trickshot and both die to a single bullet
bounce it off pots and pans
noob
π
UN Mandated toilet shittin
we had the same schedule today
are you in vladivostok
are you in my walls
how do i do that
why you wanna know how to do that
why do u ask that stupid fuckign question
why do u ask that stupid fuckign question
hey mine isnt stupid, there has to be smth special to it
its not that easy normally
wow
the fk is wrong with that creature
thats new!
as if you just realised
u act like u just met me
Nah
bond burgered
sometimes it surprises me
Wish I never did β€οΈ
i wish i'd never meet myself aswell

maja casually leaving his body to meet himself
ohhi @uncut obsidian, you are a mod, i wanted to ask, @oblique spire told me i could leave the server and rejoin to remove exile, butit kinda seems like ban evasion, im just curious as i would rather let them jsut figure it out,
bruh
if you'll continue telling them that
Rule number one of beign exiled. do not ask to be un-exiled
like it jsut seems liek they are trollign or tryign to get me in trouble
expecially witht hat XD
none of that
i forgot his name
the guy with red hair did that and he got unexiled in the end
ivan i think
trust me brother I wanna be un-exiled too but we're gonna be here a while. get comfy. I made popcorn.
yeah, ivan
maybe today we'll reconsider
when more mods will be awake
so, he was tryignto get mein trouble for ban evasion, algood, least i know now
I hope for the best here but I'm not gonna get excited.
what with my luck
as madi was I've never been exiled fr
why wont u want to spread misinformation
trust not those who are in brainfart by choice
I hate people
yeah you hate people, then ruin them by spreading misinformation
once by falco once by skom as a joke
fucking hell

allo ivan its monday
I wish it wasn't
good
do you mean that
ingame ofc
me after talking with you
its funnyyyyyyy
^^ this
same
well guys, I guess that's it
put it on facebook
i dont have facebook
Bruh
subscribe to pewdiepie
wtf u got
π²
omg this is literally me π
I love my android ringtone π₯°
my ringtone is the reserve alarm
based
more people should all have the same alarm noise so you can play it in public and make their cortosol spike
omg i need thjs
nothing gets my brain awake like hearing the stock iphone alarm noise randomly
omg me too
extracting from our dreams are we?
not literally me

@split canyon damn androids!!!
Also madi you saying you're gonna consume me is kinda homosexual ngl
I don't swing that way
you will

i thought you swung that way
no i like miners not minors
same thing
no
in 2 months you will

no thanks
in 2 months you'll be an average mid russian
so
diggy diggy hole

average mid russians don't wear skirts
Steve from minecraft?!
at least i don't think so
ok
madi trying to be in denial that no one in this server is after the madussy
It's a valid question that any cs player should ask themselves
what brainfart does to a mf
madussy
idk ur still mid

π
I don't like it here. 
y'all are making brainfart exiles uncomfortable
if you beg to falco he might let you live in #βπ°β’newbies-chat
we're reaching new levels of degeneracy
GOOOD
no no

no
we cant
they're our pets
by the time an average exile gets out, they're either wearing a skirt and taking oestrogen or hanging from a barnacle
meowmachine isnt here
They should leave
don't scare the pets
(He thinks he's so quirky everyone wants him)
(When in fact he is exactly this)
Yes fuck em

theyd spit exiles out
Already own a skirt. mission accomplished, let me out.
like bones or barrels
this u
this u
no thats you
no this u
See I'm just racist
This u
You wish you were
4, if we incorporate this channel in the list
Good choice
it's only us
come to glorious canada, where we have endless maple syrup and gamer girls
π¨π¦ πͺ
i'll be back in an hour
mixed with anajooma layat and ALLAHU AKBAR
exactly
ACtually
pavlo i'll stay
i need assistance
I've made too many classical SVBIEDs vs convoys
i require assistance
also we have the canadian healthcare system AKA 
What other funny hahas can i do in fallujah with IEDs
@stone blade playing hoi4 as bulgaria, why does everyone hate ferdinand
i will never be a cat but thanks
sorry,
*if u were a cat
opens brainfart
Femboy posting
Iraq space program π
Enough of the brainfart for today ig
its always femboy posting in here
thats the least femboys there ever was here
Oh trust me
@mint mist initiate vore rp
it's gonna be a fucking space program alright
@mint mist maja, initiate vore rp
it's not working vlad
Hi π
@mint mist initiate vore rp
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@mint mist maja, initiate vole rp
vore rp is qualified as unruly towards this server, i cannot do it here
yay. i love being a vole. i always dreamed of being a vole.
"herro yes I am vole"
OMGGGGG VOLE IS AN ACTUAL THING AND ITS CUTE AS FUK
hiiiii ;3
im voleeeeee
vole probably wouldnt say that, fuck

voles are nasty
blocvked
I poured acid on em
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BOY
hitmanned
Your nastyyy
carpet bombed
roblox smug face
all i see is roblox manface there
Maja learning from @oblique spire
omg!!!
what happened to you
thats a doormouse not a damn vole
rat
mashallah
Indoctrination
only a vole lover would know the difference ezbait
im a vole hater I gotta know em
you deserved a ban, be grateful mods are merciful
to smoke em out of the damn pits
contaminated by brainfart
oh deserved a ban, totally. uh huh.
reported, animal abuse
the only doctors i need are outside
its not animal abuse if they're pests and you're just planting TNT in the tunnels
i wonder if i could actually report you for that π
very quick and painless
like the challenger accident
ok, then animal murder
do u kill ants when they go in ur home
why is the UN mandating toilets
no
ok
ants dont go inside my home??
you have a solid construction crew wtf
why are you comparing bugs to animals
bugs are animals
no they arent??
noob?
They are a part of one of the animal kingdoms π
bugs are not animals jeff
but snakes are???
no?
Yes
lizards with scales are animals, snakes with scales are still animals
this mf dumb
oh my fucking god the definition of animal is so 5head
im a bug
fking ape
sorry dude not an animal
nuh uh
yes
i rest my case
i report u for slander and libbel
idk what that is
wtf maja you illegal fibber
wtf u illegal konemer
wtf konemer
illegal kromer
i'd even call you a demew
i'd call u a gink
id call you a konk
gormless
frickin schmingles

want me to tell u a secret?
ok im trading awaay the secret to somebody else then
want me to tell u a secret?
ok im trading awaay the secret to somebody else then
aw damn
@robust cove
want me to tell u a secret?
I was gonna say sure 
the secret is
im going to sleep
goodnight
what were you exiled for in the first place
femboy CS, he sent
picuter
clear sky
image of femboy clear sky
ah right
n eating fishies
fish ur mom
you changed your pfp and name and i completely forgor who you are
I disguised as monolith
:crying emoji crying emoji clown emoji:
OMGGG hi
hello, parentless entity
i feel like fluffy will come back even today with new exile rank

dude stop smoking
my balls itch
oh yeah, idk
the fallujah skybox has glitched for me
no more cooking?
I enjoy VB
didnt his computer break or something
something about not getting enough money from yt, no
oh that
plus the war fucked up western opinions on his channel
so people watch even less
really fuck the algo
youtube is another corpora now
you vil watch ze corporate promoted video that is just an ad in disguise
i hate that shit
every youtube short is literally just that
mukbangers like niko fat piece of shit will keep getting more views
and even more public sympathy by claiming fatphobia
fatphobia itself is ridiculous 
I think just about everyone hates niko
he still gets more and more views
and youtube wont demonetise him over basically self harm
Hello
i am scared of fat people
i have trauma
when i went to Sochi with my grandma and we were in a bus, i was standing behind a really fat woman
and then the bus stopped abruptly (don't remember why) and she almost crushed me

i wouldn't have been here if i was standing a little bit closer
this is why you carry a compass with you for self defence
why compass
stab
nobody cares
No it just came back to you since you were out of brainfart
Hi myshinka β€οΈ
Hii
Hiii
have you never stabbed people with these

You got a JOB??!!!
Oh yes
yeah
Stabbed people with pens
I also almost cut a guy with wallpaper knife

not for me
usually I'm pretty tolerant
so getting sick at all is an achievement really
Well same for me
@uncut obsidian
what did u do?
Racism

Soon
Stalker related stuff in the stalker chat?
BANNED
yep,. remmber to 'shorten your images', put them all in 1 message, but also you cant put all images in 1 message XD
Welcome
cringe
Sponge if you want to get unexiled, post something that is opposite of brainfart
Zyzz edit time

Me fr
That would mean we should start gachiposting
play hoi4 with friend
kill reich
almost kill soviet union
uk join ephiopia in a war against italy which is in my allience
alt f4
Me after trying to get the 306 room thing from resort for the 5th time
well, time to try n fix some shader stuff tryign out Frostimus reshade
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158221020927365240/1158307248444035162/image.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158221020927365240/1158307377657942067/image.png
its not that hard
@river zealot

what did ivan mean by this
idk prolly something to do with resort 306 not being hard to get to
Tark0V
0V
Twerkov
reshala does that
black lagoon goes hard
the only anime where watching the english dub makes more sense since they're canonically speaking english
damn this sickness is fucking with me hard
my throat is killing me
F in chat for my tortured throat soul
L
hot whiskey and honey
what about it
helps with the throat
Gargle 95% HCl, will kill 99% of bacteria, and then some 
seems like a waste
yeah if youre a goddamn lightweight, just take a sip of it not a shot
I wanna cure my throat not torture it
I would've gotten this meme 3 months ago
when I was still playing dark souls
now I dont
Either it gave you Malaria or it didn't.
bro the people in the background look like horror monsters
one of em has 2 heads
Well, if it injected you the protozoans would either be in your bloodstream or not. I don't think they could survive many other environments.
Like a mouth or stomach.
This goes hard
looks like stalker
hell yeah
If her convo with u getting shorter
its getting longer with someone else
stay woke
ivan what do you recommend I bring to battle with my throat
dick
turbo killer goes hard!!!
No
anything else
a glass dildo
glass is cool
don't count
dick is warm
I know
the fuck
john dont fall for vlads temptations
or glass
i already suggested salt water gargle
don't worry I'm incomprensible
do it or fuck off
yeah and the idea sucks
its painful
I ain't doin it
how is it painful
NOOOO NOOOO NOT AGAIN
he's never recovering from a sore throat
honey+tea
just make sure you drink it really hot
ye I know
were you just waiting for someone to say that
mayber
I meant more litteral weapons when I asked
like a sword
but I guess tea works too
exactly
i mean i was gonna recommend blood letting buuuut...
everytime i see this clip i become sad
cause i can't own a spas 12 in cali
however benneli M4s are legal
Laughs loudly in texan, and the small militia armory in my possession
killing you and stealing your identity
i feel so robbed of the fact i can't have USP 12 rounders
magazine restrictions like that are cringulum
like the 9mm vs .45 is like " 45 can't hold as much "
well its true but like
i got a USP
the ghoul incharge of most gun laws died
thankfully
as an owner of an FN-45, i feel your suffering for 45
i need like a actual M1A
a friend is thinking of butt fucking a mini 14 to become " just as good " but like literally because it has no gun laws that work on it
just get a mini14 
yeah
granted i cant say much
where i live thereβre like 30 random gun shops in the middle of nowhere with whatever guns you can think of
one of them has an m1 garand that has me salivating over it
but it is way too expensive
Cabellas is a 40 min drive for me
i wanna get a benelli M4 and then go and HAM at a local fudd range
nah iβm talking the non commercial gun shops where they sell any and everything their permit allows them to lol
like one has lessons where you can rapid fire vs their 1 round a second
basedd
we lost a major local gun store here in SAC
cali's capital due to the ATF being on his ass
one of those mfs has a PKP on the wall
he was my dad's friend and he knew all of the workers
pain
bit the stress got to him
the old FUDD store is still open
peak covid it had TRUMP, THIN BLUE LINE, GADTSNE, all of that
but i didn't mind so
literal shit ton of guns
thatβs a beautiful sight
my uncle from england was very suprised lol
LOL
we were discussing where to take him
then my dad is like
" oh yeah how about this place "
and i never went there then realized
im missing out MAJOR
whats so funny is that there is a literal shitone of KEL-TEC firearms
like KSGS
actually thatβs something iβve noticed is that a lot of gunshops have a weird hard-on for keltec
there was a LGS that had a PS90
wanted to snag it but
MAN FUCK
why is my local cabellas and bass pro
40 MINS AWAY
too many Sig gun stores here
like we have HK certified one
pretty sure
i mean i like HK and SIG
but the lack of choices is sad for you
thereβs a store prolly 30 minutes away that is literally just AR-15 and 10 porn
all attachments,scopes, uppers and lowers you can imagine
making me cry rn
i feel bad for the gun store in the local UNI / college town
real as fuck
we have similar ones like an hour away from us
shit is constantly swamped
oh man i miss the locl gun shows
one got raided a month or two back
so then nobody showed up the day we went
Bro don't buy that shit, they got it from surplus for cheap af, and now resell it for way too much money because they make it seem like it's some rare artifact
Wasup
Wazzzuuuuup
Hi Ivan Hi PAVLO
hi
I'm never gonna get over the fact that there are places in the world where people talk about guns like they're discussing about video games
"Gunner unconscious!"
he just like me fr

merica, baby
Iedy as a fellow romanian j require you to answer a question
what do you do when your throat hurts
ledy stole admin confirmed
steal another man's throat for replacement
Sub optimal
well depends , if im alone - i take strepsils pill and dont rage at dota
if im at parents home - i get nice cough syrup and hot tea
if am at grandma - she will do whatever in her power to heal you back to 110% and feed you until you are +25kg at the end
if only I knew how to conduct a ritual like that
bros living in a video game
I guess that's the romaini life
normal
I guess I'll just go with the tea then
hot tea , strepsils pill in morning and at night and you can also get Fervex
bro I'm not gonna take 5 different pills for throat pain
and if you are driving you need to avoid screaming at the stoplight ( taxi driver impossible challenge )
whats the correlation between romanian and throat hurting
you yell a lot?
you'll know if you move to romania
don't ask what that means
REALLLLLLL

man taxi drivers are fucking menaces over here
they'll literally take up parking space like cockroacges
but i wont go there so i cant know
thats why i ask u
well all I can really say
incomprensible
you should just come here and see
you won't have anything stolen unless you make it obvious
sprite
that is how grandma's fix you
@stone blade
Trapped

now thats just animal abuse
Homie was kitted out fr π only a basic ak varient tho
god i love those AK's
i have one of those
sadly tho theyre expensive to maintain when based up in jupiter
Ap ammo is pretty hard to come by too with that, forced to use 9A-A1 instead
why the fuck do you say xd so much
oh i know, thatβs why i havenβt already bought it
For emphasis
its cringe
ecksdee
ecks dee headass
the only rifles i got in stalker are an AK-74M and a G36C
and an L85A1 in a stash
the VSS, i cannot fix because i don't have the repair kit
i unno dont care what you think for trying to get me banned
Strip that for parts
you are a rookie hoarder
cringe gun
i liked the l85,
fr
the scope is good on it
even if it's a 4x
it's an integral scope so i can't strip it
yeah

oh the agony
missed opportunity there but iβll let it slide
can someone add this stash to the blacklist channel
@clever dirge welcome btw
why do you guys brainfart exile so much
its lowkey boring now
not even a achievement
because people shitpost so much
i dont have perms
my sickness is worse
now I need to fight my nose too
doesnt ahve perms to block people, do you nto understand how discord works or summin XD
you can rach it dumbass









