🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

because we use regular words

[feral sandal]

https://youtu.be/NHr0Qga9XQo?si=Xs4LHieCO8UDRnnI&t=54

[wheat kestrel]

ahem

Gun. shoot. corner

[feral sandal]

meanwhile in finland

[inland jackal]

Oh my god. He's literally me

[wheat kestrel]

now watch the tarkovvers go

[uncut obsidian]

maja

[river robin]

Anyone here play op2.2?

[river robin]

Nooo it’s a real question don’t fish react nooooo

[pastel quartz]

damn ted was short as fuck

[inland jackal]

No.

[plucky void]

they just jaded at this point

[inland jackal]

Fair

[pastel quartz]

what did jaded mean again?

[mint mist]

idk some zoomer shit

[midnight cloud]

jaded

[mint mist]

high

probably

[pastel quartz]

eh

[midnight cloud]

maja youre always jaded then

[uncut obsidian]

skinwalker leaving the bears body into the ground

[plucky void]

emotionally numb

[pastel quartz]

uhu

thank

[mint mist]

i dont do drugs

[midnight cloud]

high on that maja kush

spoken like a drug user

[inland jackal]

You may be safe in the eyes of the mods but the court of public opinion holds no bias

[inland jackal]

Yes.

[midnight cloud]

yes actually

arsonism is one way to relieve anger

[pastel quartz]

im gonna do it chan

im gonna nickeh30

[plucky void]

why domestic terrorism

go to other countries or no balls

[inland jackal]

Anything can be solved with domestic terrorism :D

[pastel quartz]

^Aussie

[midnight cloud]

fellas who wants a pipe bomb?

[inland jackal]

Yes. I can already hear the government blowing a hole in my roof

[pastel quartz]

you should make a homemade 9mm

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059469494101229629/1157911216249896970/SPOILER_F7Qr5RgagAA_iKl.png?ex=651a545a&is=651902da&hm=b3222eec1262a3dac86c402f0995821ab16e031fc85b6f98669783fece4432f5&

@red crane

[pastel quartz]

She's kind a cute

[inland jackal]

I would if I knew gunsmithing.
And no. Don't order me the book on how to build the Luty. Then the feds will actually kick down my door

[pastel quartz]

that's so based of them

btw

what does the AU in your username mean

[midnight cloud]

ANOMALOUS TREE

[pastel quartz]

or is it

pointless

[inland jackal]

On mobile it's the Aussie flag.

[midnight cloud]

finally

[pastel quartz]

[inland jackal]

what?

[pastel quartz]

nuthin

fugherboutit

[plucky void]

he fears australia

[inland jackal]

I mean. fair.

If the spiders dont get you the feds will

[pastel quartz]

yea i'd rather be in like-

dunno

rather be in Ashton or soem shit

than Australia

[inland jackal]

or the heat stroke

or the snakes

[pastel quartz]

Eh i can handle heat

[inland jackal]

or the druggies

[pastel quartz]

and snakes

literally just london

easy

[inland jackal]

or the teenagers trying to rob you for your shoes

[uncut obsidian]

how about be in New York vs be in Australia

[inland jackal]

or the alcoholism

[pastel quartz]

I can easily stab a teenager

[inland jackal]

or domestic abuse if you somehow manage to get married over here

[pastel quartz]

i carry a machete like a proper roadman

everywhere i go

oh yea that

[pastel quartz]

New York is funny

because

the rats are the size of the homeless

and they eat the homeless

[inland jackal]

Or the guy with the machete that walks up and down the road once a month

[pastel quartz]

God damn how the fuck do you people live there

[plucky void]

like mad max

[pastel quartz]

Last time someone got stabbed here was like 4 years ago

[plucky void]

y know madmax was filmed in australia right? It's a documentary

[pastel quartz]

ye i figured

they actually like-

[inland jackal]

Or once every quarter year, the horde of man eating spiders that we all have to sword fight

[pastel quartz]

just used drunk Aussies

[inland jackal]

It's fake, mad max has guns

[pastel quartz]

as stunt-doubles

[plucky void]

it had two guns, the rest was crossbows and the feral kid's boomerang

[inland jackal]

There was still guns

[pastel quartz]

umm achtually

fury road has a lot of guns

[inland jackal]

(i say as I hear gunshots once a month )

[pastel quartz]

Fury road was awesome ngl

i liked the part where the strap the main boy to a car

[inland jackal]

I love living in the shitty neighbourhood

[inland jackal]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KWITE IS BACK

POG

[placid sail]

cock attack

[pastel quartz]

ye i watched like

4 minutes

[plucky void]

that's a hen

[pastel quartz]

of that thing when

where

they sit in vc

like lal four of them

hhahdwah

awawawawa

[weak jackal]

me n who

[mint mist]

me?

i dont understand tho

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/gp0LeUCycWA HE'S BACK BOYS

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

ye djat

[ruby minnow]

the guy that allegedly assaulted or raped someone?

[inland jackal]

Yeah. Thankfully it turned out to be false

[pastel quartz]

what does [OC] mean

[wheat kestrel]

DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!

[plucky void]

original content, I think

[wheat kestrel]

It means demOCracy!!!

[pastel quartz]

oooah thank you

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714197153504952481/1157575352118431744/RDT_20230930_1240427190571586282934259.gif?ex=65191b8e&is=6517ca0e&hm=f8152d07c98315a0ea07cd4da9b2b9c7293dcb4cbbc0082827fb12b3cde146e9&

this song goes fire

i forgot music in my own tongue can actually be good

[oblique spire]

Every suburb has one of em

[mint mist]

hiiiiiiii hii hi

[oblique spire]

Just don't make eye contact and you'll be right fr

[oblique spire]

apart from, y'know Totaling the beloved Interceptor 1 fucking minute into the movie

[river robin]

He’s green

Woah

[uncut obsidian]

gay

[mint mist]

hiii

[solar obsidian]

pretty dope

[river robin]

See you can say it but when I say it the filter ruins it. 1984

[river robin]

He is orang

[wheat kestrel]

orng

[river robin]

He oreg

[wheat kestrel]

mcdondal

[river robin]

Oh he in the past

He black n white he in the past

[mint mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1128027767024386119/41D97A71-D3F9-4D54-B40B-E89242EC734D.gif

[wheat kestrel]

this doth esplain

[odd sail]

it's a spray from cs 1.6

[wheat kestrel]

ramirez!

Protecc the burgah town!

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/YallLuvCris/status/1708265189265616964

Idris Elbow 💪🏾 (@YallLuvCris)

I wanna know the backstory to this 😂

Likes

114822

Retweets

18439

Twitter · Sep 30, 2023, 11:38 PM

[hidden seal]

Let me guess florida?

[runic kernel]

Goodnight brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

gn

also a rare catboy ♻️

[upper axle]

nah if im ordering the Luty book i'm ordering it for me, get your own copy, or come to my house and borrow it when i get it.

if you wanna start a revolution with me you gotta earn your fucking spot.

[wheat kestrel]

[plucky void]

gonna need more than a 9mm for a revolution I think

[wheat kestrel]

I'm going insane in this hell

[runic kernel]

Eepy hours

[mint mist]

somebody has a cute hi gif

im tired of writing hi

[pastel quartz]

I use this

[mint mist]

thats nto even hi

thats just some fudcking furry randomly hugging another thing

thats nothing close to hi

[wheat kestrel]

I'm going so insane

I regret my choices that led me here

greatly

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[uncut obsidian]

this is only the beginning

[placid sail]

be silent

[pastel quartz]

hugs are used as a greeting

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-lightning-gif-11068056

[tacit phoenix]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1128027767024386119/41D97A71-D3F9-4D54-B40B-E89242EC734D.gif

[tacit phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slap-slap-cat-cat-fighting-cat-fight-meme-gif-18426761355600388091

[wheat kestrel]

I want out. I need out. I've learned my lesson (plus the reason I'm in here got stale so I'm done with that joke)

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-gif-26307682

[pastel quartz]

i have a hotline miami quote for this

[uncut obsidian]

suffer

[wheat kestrel]

fuckin...

MICHEAL! MICHEALLLLLLLLLLL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

COUGH COUGH COUGH MICHHEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL THUMP THUMP THUMP

[pastel quartz]

You think I'm stupid? Huh? I look stupid to you? I know you aren't telling me everything... You helped me get into this mess! You told me it would be exciting, didn't you? Well I'm fucking bored! I'm done man, I've had it! I want out! And you're gonna tell me how! This stupid game's gonna end now, YOU HEAR ME?!
-Biker HM1

[mint mist]

hiiii can u give me a cute hi gif

or mwadi

[wheat kestrel]

I regret posting that image. one little image and Falco 1984d me

it wasn't even that fuckin bad. compared to some of the shit I've seen people get exiled for?

[plucky void]

Having to work on a sunday makes me violent

[pastel quartz]

:3

ngl they're fucking useless

idk why they added super reactions in the first place

i end up forgetting about them constantly

[placid sail]

wdym why

super reactions is another reason to buy nitro

your money sir

give them now

[pastel quartz]

the only reasons i have nitro are like

profiles

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[pastel quartz]

and emojis

[ruby minnow]

man i love people bringing up genocide when they find out i'm turkish

[pastel quartz]

Yea i don't

do that

[wheat kestrel]

mmmmmmmm turkey

[pastel quartz]

il turks

[uncut obsidian]

Cash grab

[plucky void]

why make discord a better app when they can add features that makes them money

[ruby minnow]

because all the information they have is a wikipedia page and a moviie

[uncut obsidian]

One day they would add the ability to make letters shiny for money and people will buy it

[pastel quartz]

true

like dynamic roles?

totally a fucking feature

for boosted servers

[livid pond]

dont get on here rappin im stackin makin it happen

[pastel quartz]

/48hforcar

[inland jackal]

I'm glad my area isn't the only one

[inland jackal]

Fair

[pastel quartz]

Thoughts @ruby minnow ?

honestly

i respect it

[ruby minnow]

my ancestors are used to fucking the greek

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkey-man-chad-absolute-chad-the-best-gif-17075943

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-kaanözdil-angry-turkish-man-gif-22160441

[barren parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-turkish-car-happy-dance-gif-17367602

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-everypony-turkey-everypony-gif-846932290313011198

[pastel quartz]

Isn't that the uhh

Shit

That Mya lad says

Everypony

Somebody fucking ping them right now

[barren parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/lose-where-greek-turk-greek-vs-turk-chad-mans-gif-22066668

[ruby minnow]

so PKK tried a terrorist attack

in Ankara

they sent the fucking blind ones in

becaues with a suicide bomber a M4A1 and grenades

they only injured 2 officers

and not even heavily injured

light injury

[tame fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715686874881982586/1158068416620544110/duty_gang.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715686874881982586/1158068518286266388/D_U_T_Y.mp4

[heavy peak]

@open turret @main moon @hoary sundial
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926581383680385084/1157918815481507890/3379db2f037fe8e2e8dcee0976e1cfa9.mp4

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147265954238181386/1156235993129680956/copy_6E9626AB-930A-4C1F-B566-175648B67E86.mp4?ex=65143c2e&is=6512eaae&hm=df1104ecdf0024284f51744fd39b79dfe21b43a23eaafd317812526c04839cf2&

[sullen osprey]

THIS IS A MAN

[mint mist]

can somebody pick numbers for me

from 1 to4

i wanna make them fight, and i want the weapons to be randomized, and every number means a tab, then next one a weapon

[pastel quartz]

hi terry

[wheat kestrel]

hi terry

[haughty shore]

π

[haughty shore]

What a simp? he should have asked her distance from her vagina to the cervix ?

[sullen osprey]

You know your saying this ironically but that doesn’t even make it any better

[odd sail]

this video was made with stalker anomaly

[odd sail]

size?

[storm stream]

huh?

[odd sail]

you know

the currency of Vietnam

that size

[storm stream]

[devout hull]

One of us.

[storm stream]

I think she uses US dollars...

[crimson flame]

do people really expect somone will hit on them when they're alone or smth

is that not kinda creepy?

[crimson flame]

said by every brainfart exile ever

[wraith osprey]

🧎‍♂️

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1158083485572010044/image.png?ex=651af4cb&is=6519a34b&hm=d192bdd52428604491d5593f02f6c3b073bc317bc842f2fcce148870332e0b4f&

[midnight tree]

this one has a penis

[crimson flame]

dong

[odd sail]

i was in a crowded macdonalds with a girl sitting at one table by herself, i was gonna ask "is the seat empty" but her three boyfriends came over in few seconds

[storm stream]

y do u think so?

[crimson flame]

on her forehead. its just invisible to geh ppl

[midnight tree]

sigma male intuition

[crimson flame]

classic simps

[odd sail]

such is the life of a loner

should have joined duty

[crimson flame]

i was a this restaurant and i noticed someone was eating alone. then the staff carried this life size teddy bear and put it on the girl's opposite chair.

apparently the restaurant has a rule that nobody eats alone and is enforcing it lmao

[midnight tree]

i avoid these situations by being too poor to eat out

[odd sail]

should have volunteered

[crimson flame]

it was at a mall, moderately expensive resto

[crimson flame]

i would if i was alone. i was with my ex lmao

[odd sail]

"hey do you wanna help that poor girl out"

[midnight tree]

i avoid those situations by not having exes

[odd sail]

it's been 4 months since my ex

i'm going to pull out my vodka

[midnight tree]

gae

[storm stream]

I saw that

[odd sail]

@toxic sundial i'm into that shit

[toxic sundial]

[crimson flame]

its been almost a year for me. miss the physical touch but felt relieved anyways bcs relationship was toxic

[odd sail]

i'm not regretting either since now she's just dating her "best friend" from back then

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hiddleton-cheer-yes-yas-no-regrets-gif-9315771

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/xavier-renegade-angel-xavier-renegade-angel-wtf-hot-dog-gif-1447262022028751885

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/869971389313056848/934758138748502026/SPOILER_caption.gif

[crimson flame]

ayyy, be glad its over dude

[odd sail]

real

i'm gonna get a better fish

[midnight tree]

give a man a fish and he will fuck for a day

teach a man to fish and he will fuck for the rest of his life

[odd sail]

ion wanna catch the clap man

[midnight tree]

we need to get the clap man off the streets bro

we have to catch the clap man

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYpBYK_Z7XE

Me fr

there's only one thing this song is famous for

and thats the bouncing Benz Videos

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/702253336870518844/1157921762458210335/image.png?ex=651a5e2d&is=65190cad&hm=61d43105665b5b5f95955139a419376cb9556a321d4d0871289b5134a935d162&

[odd sail]

where can I get Bulgarian wife

[undone wave]

Bulgaria

[stone blade]

🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

BULGARIA MENTIONED #11111

[undone wave]

Now I want to look at the edit history for the Armenian Genocide on wikipedia

[stone blade]

matched with a girl on tinder

she had a pic with her cleavage
and I told her straight up "ma'am tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes"

[queen finch]

[stone blade]

she didnt unmatch

we made it

[queen finch]

im sorry to hear that

[river robin]

Shame someone new has to put up with you

I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone

[stone blade]

my mom doesnt either

[queen finch]

it aint even that

its a w*man

that fact alone already makes it bad

[stone blade]

what you want me to be gey?

aint gonna happen

[queen finch]

whys that ?

[devout hull]

bet

[stone blade]

my bulgarian blood doesnt let me

scientifically proven impossible

[queen finch]

you just wait til you see a femboy

thatll change your mind

[devout hull]

Now I'm imagining Mwadi posting an image with cat ears on on November 18th.

[queen finch]

i said good looking

[stone blade]

ah hell naw

[devout hull]

[undone wave]

[queen finch]

Mwadi aint what id call good looking

[stone blade]

yes he's russian

[undone wave]

I dont even know what mwadi looks like

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1157787853921718444/caption-2.gif?ex=6519e177&is=65188ff7&hm=c7ac9bcad3709389b9051cee0b9f9f3acd62a6b1016ed52e7973d1e1eadcf4ef&

[devout hull]

Enough money and a surgeon could fix that up.

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059473115371016304/1150043887952465980/1669037697939570.gif

[midnight tree]

cosmetics are retarded tbh

[stone blade]

you dont want to know

[queen finch]

this aint spongebob where squidward gets smashed in the face and looks like a chad after

[midnight tree]

if you have piercings or tattoos you are slightly more retarded than you would've been without them

[queen finch]

he sat in VC before with his cam on

they ded

[queen finch]

ive always been extremely retarded

[undone wave]

Im autistic does that count?

[devout hull]

Depends.

[queen finch]

how autistic are we speaking ?

[queen finch]

i eat Choclate pizza and enjoy it

[undone wave]

Stem major and military equipment enthusiast

Basically irredeemable

[devout hull]

You are absolutely retarded.

[undone wave]

I was the ww2 kid in grade school that scared my teachers with my gun knowledge

[queen finch]

what kinda equipment we talking about ?

Nutella and Creme Fraiche

[devout hull]

meat

[undone wave]

Guns, planes, tanks, whatever im feeling really.

Mostly planes though

[queen finch]

that is pretty autistic, unless its actually your job to know about that shit

[undone wave]

Yep

Perun watcher

I am smarter than every military strategist ever

[queen finch]

im retarded af and they let me drive a tank

[worn trellis]

Lmao, I remember back in middle school we had this assignment to talk about ww2, I ended up getting like an 8 by just spouting shit I had learned from call of duty. Classic.

[undone wave]

I'm too sensitive to loud noises and being yelled at to be in the military

I'd probably kill myself halfway through basic

[queen finch]

well later on i did the yelling at people

[undone wave]

KILL HIM
PUT THE NOSE ON HIM AND KILL HIMMMMMM!

Misophonia so if its an annoying noise it makes me absurdly angry

[queen finch]

Sorry but your Hearing Loss, Joint Pain, and Scoliosis arent service related

[undone wave]

One of these days im gonna tell a baby to shut the fuck up in front of its parents

VA moment

This 5.45mm bullet lodged in your thigh isn't service related

[devout hull]

Honestly, pharmaceutical companies won't perma cure shit. The time has come for humanity to discard its flesh.

[queen finch]

i already have bars in my back

[undone wave]

Elon is just gonna play ads in your neuralink if you do that

[devout hull]

Ain't no way I wouldn't keep my systems closed off to the net.

[queen finch]

Covid wasnt a challange for me either

[undone wave]

Wanna break from the ads?
Me, loading the family suicide revolver:

[worn trellis]

Same, except not exactly. Loud noises make it really hard for me to think or hear myself, which annoys me. I have adhd which makes me quite impulsive so it doesn't help

[queen finch]

https://www.theverge.com/2023/4/27/23701009/mercedes-benz-eqs-eqe-monthly-subcription-acceleration-increase-unlock-paywall-pricing

60$ a month for 0.9 sec decrease on your 0-100

[zealous remnant]

[undone wave]

Yeah so some parents keep bringing their infant son to my chemistry lectures

[zealous remnant]

wtf

[worn trellis]

Stick him in the vat

[queen finch]

i know a mf that has to pay a monthly fee for his fridge so it dispenses pre chilled water and ice cubes

[undone wave]

[worn trellis]

How tf does that work, online subscription to ice cubes?

[zealous remnant]

i absolutely despise how this what we're being forced to choose
can't even stick to my petrol fueled 40 year old shitbox

[queen finch]

i aint gonna switch to an EV anytime soon

i still got my cards on E-Fuels

[undone wave]

This is why Stanford grads get the bullet

Economics is a made up science even worse than psychology

Mfers slept through their ethics classes and now we have to pay the price

There you go

Why would anyone pay to go to an ivy league when depression and anxiety are free

[devout hull]

A new brain might fix that.

[worn trellis]

That's just a gimmick sonny, i've been using leg powered vehicles for the last 20 years with no issue.

[devout hull]

Have you considered grafting a calculator to your frontal cortex?

[undone wave]

My brain is a calculator
Just a shitty one

Why did Orwell think 2+2=5, was he stupid?

[queen finch]

my brain can only calculate if theres money involved

[worn trellis]

Mine goes fuckin turbo mode whenever I get bored, but I hate being bored, so in turn I never end up using my brain, fml.

[ruby minnow]

if you have Greek blood then the situation will be bad

but you don't have any Greek blood

you're pure Romanian

[worn trellis]

Like last year, I had to write some papers, I ended up writing like fuckin 50 pages in 1 day by hand, 1 day before I had to hand them in.

[undone wave]

Adhd nuclear productivity

[worn trellis]

Yeah 16 hours straight of work, 20 minutes or so per page

It ended up being completely useless because I can't read my handwriting, but my teachers were pleased.

[slender rock]

😒

[devout hull]

Integral [(x-2)/((x^2)+x)]dx I'll give you 20 for it.

[worn trellis]

Dreading mortality

[queen finch]

i ment if its like 10€ + 5€ or some shit, not giving me money to solve that shit

[slender rock]

just anxiety

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[worn trellis]

I delay things and only do them if I must, It's very hard for me to bring myself to do anything I hate.
Like I memorized how to take apart my grandpas car because mechanics seemed kinda interesting, but I can't study novels and so on because they aren't part of a genre I like.

[stone blade]

Pure racism 💪

[worn trellis]

I am not a normal person

[cosmic siren]

goddamn, its an EA subscription vehicle

[worn trellis]

Yeah, just a shit ton of discipline, cuz I can't fork up motivation.
Doesn't make it any better though.

[odd sail]

ez

[ruby minnow]

hell yeah

[odd sail]

it's [(1-2/x)/(x+1)] dx

wait nah

this is a u-sub

take x-2 as u

and rearrange

[cosmic siren]

no matter what this world throws at me, I'm never going to be out of a job.

so

[devout hull]

The answer has to end with + C. To make the end point easier.

[odd sail]

n-

[stone blade]

my employment is racism. 365 days a year 24/7

[odd sail]

it is an indefinite integral

[stone blade]

ingame

[odd sail]

[cosmic siren]

respec

[odd sail]

the real sub is x+1 not x-2 btw

[stone blade]

the answer to the equation is = who the fk cares

[odd sail]

i want the 20 sloppy bux

[devout hull]

In the time it took you that I solved it on my own.

[odd sail]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kek

i havent touched maths since high school

[devout hull]

It's good to just solve a random problem every once in a while. Keeps the mind sharp.

[odd sail]

yeah

[crimson flame]

[odd sail]

i was thinking of substitution

i mean the same problem can be solved in multiple ways

bruteforce ibp even

[crimson flame]

me intentionally coding stuff using triple nested loops

[odd sail]

they finally made nested css

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDde7QlKCX0

[crimson flame]

when people think of frontend dev work, most would think js, react, component stuff

meanwhile 80% of what frontend dev code is actually css

[odd sail]

js

[crimson flame]

no

[pastel quartz]

I LOVE WATER

Programmers do

[devout hull]

hydro homie spotted

[pastel quartz]

LOVE WATER

[crimson flame]

funnily enough the local store near me has "men socks" category, and pink striped thigh highs is the #1 item

[somber warren]

This is how you look like when you say you love water:

[crimson flame]

they know

[stone blade]

• estrogen

[pastel quartz]

FACTS I LOVE WATER

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpp69ghR1IM @ruby minnow me when she says she likes turkish people

[somber warren]

Virgin Flavoured Drink Drinkers: Oh ma gawd did you try strawberry coconut assfuck
Water Enjoyer: Water.

[stone blade]

I enjoy nuclear reactor water

[pastel quartz]

EVEN BETTER

[ruby minnow]

if she says she likes turkish people

you hit me up

i'm the most turkish man alive

[somber warren]

do the calories from the plutonium get in the water? Infinite Protein Shake?

[pastel quartz]

RADIATION GROWS BIGGER BODY DRING MORE WATER

[stone blade]

300 iq move

[ruby minnow]

PLUTIONIUM FOR BULKIING

[somber warren]

we gonna be rich

[pastel quartz]

BULK WITH WATER

LVOE WA TER

[somber warren]

Sparkling water or tap water

[pastel quartz]

ANY WATER GOOD WATER

[somber warren]

i love that good good mineral water, gimme those tasty minerals

[pastel quartz]

TOILET WATER

PISS MINERALS

[devout hull]

Ah, here comes the piss RP.

[somber warren]

E GIRL BATH WATER I NEED THOSE STD'S

[somber warren]

water turns to piss, cycle of life

[pastel quartz]

OK NOT ALL WATER IS GOOD NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT

[stone blade]

anyone into hardcore?

if yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqV4IFJNnpU

[pastel quartz]

HARDCORE WATER

[stone blade]

not that

but yes

[somber warren]

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS WATER INTO PISS

[pastel quartz]

LETS GOOOO

[somber warren]

LETSGOOOOOO

[pastel quartz]

PISS FORTRESS

[somber warren]

PISS FOREVER

INFINTE PISS

[pastel quartz]

GLORY TO THE GOLDEN SHOWER

[somber warren]

PISS

[pastel quartz]

PISS

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802640579280240731/1158073983523098654/8vyH_sDQj9EF9LY.mp4?ex=651aebf1&is=65199a71&hm=b1c36ca19da3d81f16d64c4ba85804e472ad3384e6270093ba8ed8e9452d0960&

[somber warren]

Brainfart at its finest

[pastel quartz]

BRUSH TEETH WITH WATERR

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879851999003303961/1158053067095293972/tumblr_s1rjve3jQ91qhzw8j.mp4?ex=651ad876&is=651986f6&hm=7d4c9e4ce28c07db60c266ed7a8f0fbf6426c96f94a619bf9ce0edfd89ad9c7c&

[stone blade]

yooo

damn

[gilded blade]

Never forget what civilization will do to you 😔

[grim sluice]

･ ｡
∴｡　
　･ﾟ｡.
　　･ﾟ
　 ･ ﾟ*
･｡
*･｡
.｡
｡･
°. ﾟ｡
°.
ﾟ.
｡｡ ･
｡ ･ﾟ
｡°.
｡･｡

[devout hull]

Casts Power Word: Cum

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/yea-gif-9290558

[solar obsidian]

damn, i missed piss

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX9Cpuj4igk

[crimson flame]

my date

[native jungle]

I wouldnt know what to say either.

[odd sail]

ideal date

[robust cove]

[pastel quartz]

That's an animal

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrw0m7DX76g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GicPBWG5EM&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGA&start_radio=1&rv=rrw0m7DX76g

[plucky void]

#921156747631157299

[sage otter]

My date

[odd sail]

damn

4chan turns 20 today

[grim sluice]

https://youtu.be/WiQXORH7kIU

Shut it nerd

[stone blade]

tell em

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020728824201232406/1158115712154476594/RDT_20231001_114315.mp4?ex=651b12ce&is=6519c14e&hm=47d41453a397f639319097987b8d6666108cf4474df7208f49104e8b35048ba7&

drill gun

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HOedZDMvg0&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGA&index=3

[sage otter]

Home depot but fuck the ATF

[pastel quartz]

damn

[plucky void]

20chan?

or is it 80chan

[pastel quartz]

24chan

[odd sail]

yotsuba is still 5

[grim sluice]

I guess that explains why many of it's original people were drifing away from there

[odd sail]

the original people are in their 40s now

[pastel quartz]

i fucking rubbed against some fucking plant and my entire arm stings

[plucky void]

"the chan ain't what it used to be"

[odd sail]

damn i'm in my 20s now

it's been a while

[pastel quartz]

does 4chan still have porn btw?

did it ever?

[solar obsidian]

go there and find out

[pastel quartz]

fuck no

im asking just to ask

[odd sail]

always did

[pastel quartz]

yee i figured

[odd sail]

every site on the internet has porn

common knowledge

[pastel quartz]

yea ig but to what extent

like is it twitter levels

or is it worse

[odd sail]

i found a pair of boobs on twitter the other day

just there

[pastel quartz]

german beaches

[odd sail]

na

[pastel quartz]

giggity

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714197153504952481/1157575352118431744/RDT_20230930_1240427190571586282934259.gif?ex=65191b8e&is=6517ca0e&hm=f8152d07c98315a0ea07cd4da9b2b9c7293dcb4cbbc0082827fb12b3cde146e9&

[grim sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL6Wh1jj798

[pastel quartz]

american low-income household

noise

[stone blade]

I say it's magic

open door
it lights up
close door
it shuts off
no way people really believe this shit

[grim sluice]

Those who know

[pastel quartz]

i don't

does he shoot up the gas station?

is that tyler durden?

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HrjOO9kCcM&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGA&index=8

[pastel quartz]

he looks like he's hiding a pistol

[pastel quartz]

like he's about to whip a fuckin Beretta chrome barrel

and just side-fire it

into the station windows

knock the door down

John-Wick a random crackhead begging for money

Steal the register and leave

[grim sluice]

Would post the original poetry but this server has weenie rules for certain words.

[zealous remnant]

oh this one

i know that one

[river robin]

Oh my god

You can’t just post that image

With a car you can go anywhere

[grim sluice]

With a car you can go anywhere

[river robin]

Real talk though, you should write a short story about this image

[crimson flame]

even to the pearly gates

[pastel quartz]

ye do a good old Gamma rp short story bro

[river robin]

He doesn’t know

[crimson flame]

its nuked bcs of reasons

[pastel quartz]

i know a little bit

[river robin]

He doesn’t know

[pastel quartz]

i was there when it was written

[river robin]

He doesn’t know

[crimson flame]

you were the regular

[worn trellis]

Is this the one where the guy just shoots some random teenagers driving by?

[pastel quartz]

nu-uh

[river robin]

He doesn’t know either

[pastel quartz]

i did attempt a character tho

[crimson flame]

no u

[pastel quartz]

):

y u such meanie

[crimson flame]

[grim sluice]

I am half tempted to post the original at this rate and take a bonk for the naughty words contained in the masterful greentext that goes with it

[devout hull]

Ain't no way this person dropped this and then dipped from YouTube. https://youtu.be/FYl9EtZmQdg?si=xrPWzcyee-_PE3fg

[crimson flame]

do u play limbus company

[devout hull]

Nope, need to finish lob corp first, then start library.

I know a good chunk of the story though.

I am at like day 34.

[crimson flame]

their ost has similar patterns. calming intro, then goes into hardcore headbang mode

[devout hull]

But I stopped playing like 2 years ago.

[crimson flame]

the main menu ost of limbus is fuckin fire

the headbang starts at 20seconds or so though

https://youtu.be/YT2cE2gDRCA?si=jcQzdYfP1Naj6c8G

not 20 sec but soon enough

well, when you play limbus just dont forget to add me, i can lend u some of the spiciest sinners

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[odd sail]

[devout hull]

Heard it was gacha a bit. Does it take actual money?

[quartz saffron]

https://vxtwitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1708521741075538071?t=bNtFOFkBpyyvomQ14fvs_Q&s=19
But your honour, "Welcome To The Jungle" was playing.

[crimson flame]

it is gacha but is very mild. devs give a lot of currency after every maintenance and bug/fix patch. i mean a LOT.

the rolls itself are very generous. i often get the tier 000 (highest tier) shown on the banner on my first or second pull

plus, you can finish the story with base identities, no need to touch the gacha mechanics. some even finished the railway line (endgame, extremely hardcore) content with base IDs

[devout hull]

Might as well download it from steam and setup an account to take advantage.

[crimson flame]

if you ever struggle you can yoink 1 strong sinner from your friends account and you will steamroll

ye sure. its free anyway

[pastel quartz]

My buddy Ace has been talking about the game for a while

actually, he's playing it whenever i look

[crimson flame]

its great dude. the story is awesome

[pastel quartz]

yea i have it downloaded im just stalkpilled for now

[crimson flame]

the mechanics goes very deep, you can kill endgame boss in 1 turn with extremely specific setup and conditions

[plucky void]

one less retard running around, hopefully

[plucky void]

easily cheesable boss = deep mechanics

[crimson flame]

bro its NOT easy

the sinner and EGO requirement alone is kinda steep

its hard to explain bcs the turn based mechanics is unlike anything i've seen in any game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC96uSxfSKo

[devout hull]

Project Moon is really good at coming up with unique-ish mechanics.

[crimson flame]

ofc its a korean guy

[devout hull]

I mean, it's a korean game.

[crimson flame]

i havent played lobotomy and ruina but yeah they look really unique

[devout hull]

Hold on.

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/C2b1WwmBzfg?si=RfxNE6PwSVUmzmDG

[crimson flame]

the new free ID molar outis uses a similar 'discard' mechanics from ruina. at least thats what my fren said

[crimson flame]

i think ruina is the most similar in terms of overall mechanics yea

[devout hull]

Great Split: Horizontal was the biggest meme when Kali's fight first came out.

[crimson flame]

that red mist attack is very similar to the wayward passenger boss (the video i posted). if you dont have high clash EGO like ryoshu 4th match or meursault pursuance, your entire team simply dies

[odd sail]

all the good kids must go sleep

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3D4zghfIC8&t=1180s

[haughty shore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IEJ4FkfBio

[odd sail]

thats what you see in the jungles of laos

[crimson flame]

https://youtu.be/WqsGX6r0cOE?si=bYQqokb3ptUitPND

yep very similar

[slender rock]

the fuck is this from

[crimson flame]

i dont think the guy tries to win, no way he evaded the fuckin boss' ultimate

[devout hull]

What the fuck was that "aaaauuu-u-u-u-u-u"

[zealous remnant]

gesugao

[crimson flame]

don's EGO telepole. very cute

[devout hull]

Also this attack does seem like Great Split: Horizontal, yeah.

Considering it kills most of your crew.

[crimson flame]

i dont know the full lore but its basically an abnormality wolf that has an electrically charged telephone pole stuck on its back. and the sinners EGOs are kinda derived from that wolf abnormality

[devout hull]

Shame there isn't someone with Lock in there to shield everyone.

[crimson flame]

clear cache and always turn off your data and wifi before starting the app

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/a-8xdY3g-Cs?si=mwMUb2MMQLRFl1oY

[crimson flame]

ah yes youtube

i fuckin hate it too

[plucky void]

okoii is back

[slender rock]

speaking hat

[worn trellis]

Tophat
+30 Charisma

[crimson flame]

if only natural selection would push the finger closer to actually trigger it

[pale ingot]

would b pretty funny if it misfired into his knee too

[devout hull]

finger

but hole

[plucky void]

fractured

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/xJdyiJVHs04?si=1dQOgNNajLF-v_9t

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

Goodnight chat

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/1158149034394001468/crash.mp4?ex=651b31d7&is=6519e057&hm=1b950ada6b4ff501eaa174eb4068edd905f28afdfc815e91164c21ffecbb62c9&

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nod-catnod-yes-vibe-gif-21529329

[mortal violet]

[river robin]

Brenfort

Brianfar

Bronfert

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/480709763609657344/1157883061724258304/lv_0_20231001102718.mp4?ex=651ae2e2&is=65199162&hm=d932dbfa2a329500b40d0e3076b56d0a12a3b77e461773d4a2d06ff6c25fd466&

[plucky void]

Certified hood classic

[river robin]

Brainfart

[placid sail]

mods are asleep

post questionable stuff

[plucky void]

Father Elijah is real

[glad carbon]

ew fucking rat

[placid sail]

bad jeff

no pats

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801432004058939422/1113020016967815188/tonty.gif

[wheat kestrel]

gador

[placid sail]

you made me stronger

[glad carbon]

i'd squeeze you like a stress ball

[placid sail]

🫦

[wheat kestrel]

insanity sets in

[eager igloo]

High time

[uncut obsidian]

hi chat

[wheat kestrel]

hello moderator

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1157212781901258752/1695919746041362.webm

[river robin]

Give me reaction privs back pls

I’ve been good, I’ve eaten my flinstones gummis and done my homework

[fallow trellis]

idgi

#🎪bruh-fart message

[plucky void]

german humor

[fallow trellis]

why does he want bitter tea

[plucky void]

he's built different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5xmk0RZCs

"New Vegas has much better writing than Bethesda"

[river robin]

Quinn reading three day old posts in the high volume shitposting channel

[river robin]

Webm

[fallow trellis]

what

[river robin]

Can’t watch that shit

[fallow trellis]

skill issue

[river robin]

Yeah on your part for using webm

[grim sluice]

Litteral skill issue

[river robin]

Use mp4 like a normal person

[grim sluice]

WebP is cancer
WebM is decent

[fallow trellis]

skill issue

[grim sluice]

Skill issue

[river robin]

Webm trash

[fallow trellis]

i will keep posting webm

[river robin]

Webp trash

[grim sluice]

Mobile cunt

[river robin]

MP4 based

[grim sluice]

Mp4 is based but Webm still gud

[plucky void]

could be worse, could've been a .mov

[grim sluice]

.WMV

[plucky void]

.avi

300mb for a 5 second clip

[verbal delta]

brainfarter

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1155650802589913190/500_cigarettes.mp4

[placid sail]

[ruby minnow]

i should start giving 0 fucks about school bro i'm stressing myself for nothing

its literally just first month of the school nothing is that important rn

[crimson flame]

why are you stressing yourself then

[river robin]

First semester?

[ruby minnow]

the teachers are all talking like

"oh you'll get bad notes work on this subject do this homework or you'll get0"

[river zealot]

i skipped one day and now i cant understand shit of what to do in the homework, teacher sent me the recording of the lesson but it has completely nothing to do with the homework

[plucky void]

angst

[crimson flame]

college is a bit hit and miss with the lecturers

[ruby minnow]

and i'm in a enviorement that is really strange to me

[river robin]

Is this your first semester?

[ruby minnow]

because its a really prestigous school where rich fucks go to

[river robin]

Oh ew

[crimson flame]

generally doing the bare minimum will get you regular score

its not worth stressing about imo

[ruby minnow]

yeah its not

the teachers are doing more talking then teaching tbh

[crimson flame]

but sometimes miscommunications can happen, you miss turning in 1 homework and u get 0

[ruby minnow]

and i mean i'm not in uni i'm not that old i'm in Highschool

[crimson flame]

bruh

actual bruh moment

[ruby minnow]

well i'm in uni next year

but not rn

maybe i will not go to uni who knows

[crimson flame]

get to know with ur classmates, make some friends

[ruby minnow]

that's where the rich fucks problem comes in

[uncut obsidian]

are you a rich fuck

[ruby minnow]

i can't relate with these people

[crimson flame]

dont be left out bcs sometimes they remind you some info

[ruby minnow]

no

[crimson flame]

try anyway

[river zealot]

time to become one

[uncut obsidian]

wait how old are you

[ruby minnow]

18

[crimson flame]

you're already in there, might aswell do everything u can

[uncut obsidian]

like grade 12 or smthn?

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[uncut obsidian]

buh

im 17 and already in uni

speedrunning this shit

[crimson flame]

bruh

[ruby minnow]

bro is really speedrunning

[crimson flame]

im 23 and im still in uni

im a dumb fuck

[zealous remnant]

брат

[crimson flame]

actually no i just worked for 2 yrs after hs lmao

[uncut obsidian]

сестра

[plucky void]

er... isn't that the age people normally go to uni in lmao

[uncut obsidian]

apparently not everywhere

[ruby minnow]

no

[plucky void]

welp

[zealous remnant]

i did tech school and now I can't even work

[plucky void]

over here if you don't fail any school years, you finish high school at 16

[ruby minnow]

here

[uncut obsidian]

11 grades?

[ruby minnow]

if you're at 12th grade

you're either 17

or 18

[crimson flame]

bruh

ur resume is fucked maybe

[plucky void]

oh right. back in my day it was 11, now it's 12. So finish highschool at 17yo now.

[uncut obsidian]

still 11 in russia

[zealous remnant]

disability, upper right side of body is fucked plus brain trauma

[ruby minnow]

also in Turkey they did this thing where

if you get less then 70 in Turkish you fail the whole class

and now there is no forgiveness

[crimson flame]

aw shit that sucks man

[ruby minnow]

like normally you didn't go to school for 20 days in total maybe you're going to fail the class

they would forgive you

there is nothing such as that now

[crimson flame]

what do you mean by tech tho? like car stuff? or computer stuff?

[ruby minnow]

also my school steals 9 hours of my life

[plucky void]

preparing you to lose 9 hours of your life in a regular job

[crimson flame]

your education system is also fucked

[crimson flame]

at least you get money tbh

[plucky void]

it doesn't get better, so yeah pucker up buttercup

[ruby minnow]

well at least they tolerate doing your homework in the school

the teachers also know that the school steals 9 hours of your life

so they say

just do your homework at school

[crimson flame]

but yeah i dont get how ppl can do 9hrs of menial work

my brain would explode from boredom

[zealous remnant]

electrical/mechanical/electronics technician for manufacturing plus machining. Maintenance, fabrication, and programming.

[crimson flame]

thats a pretty wide field

[uncut obsidian]

our high school classes were 5-7h long

[crimson flame]

same

[ruby minnow]

man i loved my middle school

[crimson flame]

2 hrs of those is field work

[ruby minnow]

you would wake up at 7

leave at 13

[crimson flame]

bcs vocation school

[uncut obsidian]

huh

[ruby minnow]

rest of the day is mine

this was because of the pandemic

[crimson flame]

in hs i wake up at 5.30 and leave at 15 or 16

[ruby minnow]

and also i go to school very sleepy nearly every day

since for some reason i cannot sleep

even tho i am very tired

[crimson flame]

i honestly dont like how schools has such long hours

[ruby minnow]

like right now i should be sleeping

but i can't

[uncut obsidian]

and then there's the Second shift who have classes that start at 13:00-15:00

[crimson flame]

brother its 6am and i havent slept at all. i have meeting at 9am

[uncut obsidian]

they get to sleep more but have less time after school

[crimson flame]

im just gonna wing it ™️

[ruby minnow]

i got in bed at 12

right now its 2

i just rolled around in the bed for 2 hours

this happens every day

expect for weekends

at weekends i sleep so peacefully

might be because i stay up until 5

[pure hatch]

Sounds like me ngl, what I fucking hate is how good my sleep is on weekdays but not on weekends

[ruby minnow]

man i remember those days when i had no responsibility

i could just do anything i want

[pure hatch]

I wake up on weekends and I’m wide awake. Weekdays, I want to marry my bed

Yeah, miss being a kid

[crimson flame]

im gonna marry your bed

[ruby minnow]

and nobody would say like "You're useless go outside and do something instead of sleeping"\

well not exactly that

[pure hatch]

We never know how good being a kid is until we’re no longer one

Wouldn’t mind being 5 again if it means sleeping often

[ruby minnow]

the pandemic was a gold mine for me

because i was already addicted to games

2 years of not going to school not going to outside very good for me

[pure hatch]

Not for me lol, shit fucked me up hard mentally

[ruby minnow]

that's the thing

it fucked me up too

mentally and pshyically

i got too much weight at pandemic

now i'm trying to get rid of it

but school is not letting me

[pure hatch]

Thanks to Covid, I am convinced it is still 2020, I still am lost when it comes to time

[crimson flame]

im an introvert and loves being indoors. but covid forcing me to stay indoors fucked me up mentally aswell lmao

[ruby minnow]

i was really social before the pandemicc

i would ride with my bike to like the shore

[pure hatch]

The pandemic really made me schizo as fuck for a while

[ruby minnow]

which was far away from my house

i was staying fit

[sterile dome]

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[ruby minnow]

not if you asked me if i have friends

[midnight cloud]

The pandemic molded me, shaped me into the hardest ultrakill gamer there is

[ruby minnow]

i would question if i did really have friends

[midnight cloud]

Wave 39 baby

[crimson flame]

39 babies?

[crimson flame]

can i eat one

[midnight cloud]

Sure thing bud

[ruby minnow]

it looks like another pandemic is on its way

i'm happy and sad about it

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-lecter-mads-mikkelsen-nbchannibal-red-dragon-mads-gif-12789433

[midnight cloud]

I love pandemics

[ruby minnow]

i'm happy because school is destroying me

[midnight cloud]

Pandemics truly bring out the worst in people

[ruby minnow]

i'm sad because i already didn't went to or joined a class for 2 years

[pastel quartz]

This goes hard

Who is this man

[midnight cloud]

You