#🎪bruh-fart
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ew
mom is allergic to cats
if peopel are allergic to cats, doesnt that automatically maek them allergic to dogs?
both have fur
do femboys have fur
i dont
thats good
i dont think im a femboy tho
you are
They are allergic to cat saliva iirc, so it's pretty much everywhere on the cat's fur
They aren't allergic to the fur
havent even seen me
i have
no
you dont draw your curtains while sleeping
i always draw my curtains
you did not, last thursday
shut up
either you didnt or your mom drew them back
foul beast
we arent counting minuses
literally me
14.9 cm
bigger then mine
selam dost
shorter than mine
woe is me, i must be a pathetic brainlet compared to him with his superiorly small penis
no proof
what was the command to look at someone's pfp?
p!avatar
P!cat
P!dog
P!birb
p!human
p!child
How big is her cock
i'm gonna jank my junk tonight
Not to p!child I hope 
p!avatar
🤷♂️
to you

Holy based
whats worng with that tihng
poor boy 😦
Evil
wtf is newpiort
cigarettes?
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i love sending my friends who hate smokers
videos of smokers
having fun
it's like racists seeing a person of color
it drives them so fucking mad
stop the racism against smokers
i hate alcoholics, wanna send me alcoholics?
no
i hate smokers and i dont think i ever get mad bcs im looking at smokers having fun
yea but they do (im totally not lying)
unless the smoke is getting blown right on my face. im just gonna slap u and leave
a friend just called me "dilfcoded"
what does that mean
dad-i'd-like-to-fuck-coded
no idea what coded means there though
kids these days

true u are a dilf
genetically destined to be a dilf?
this guy just got... sisyphucked
shoutout smokers who smoke on their apartment window and make the entire building smell like shit
kill yourselves
perhaps
you look like a dilf?
maybe?
Like just-
Imagine a typical dad character in a sitcom
but a little better built
😔
Can you guys like shut up with that Gey bull shit!!
no
You are like a good dad but ugly
us boys were just posting pics in the gc as usual
can i see
ssshut up busy

based
I know you aren't a woman cause you suck at flirting
wowie
ye true
shut up bussy
on the contrary im a total rizz god, thus i am a female (Real and true)
no ur uglyh
fuck you, you fucking fuck
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
yes
proof?
shush you both
no
no
yes
get a room for what
cur
i would never touch him and he would never touch me
exactly
women aren't real
at least i don't tell the deliveryman good morning at 9pm
WOWIE this guy in this server has a name ,, fuck f-words ''!! D: f-word is the gey word but very bad
wow gonna twist the dagger in the wound just like that huh
hey he was cool wit it
he said it back
Yes, I am going to mark it on my calander even and remind everyone next month
you won't live till next month
bet
making Mattie's dreams come true
make my dreams come true
i see the effort you're putting in and i'm proud of you, bro
sometimes brainfart feels like a kindergarten, except everyone is also gау and horny too
hes anty humiliating u
just know i'm proud of you bro
turkish kindergarten
based
kindergarten with lg tv teachers
that's some synchronicity there
but ye
busy
since this is like the only chat you talk in
or i've seen you in at least
what gun did you run in gamma
god forbid seeing you in another chat as well
man, sseth's newest vid is just
ah, you mean channel
i have never typed anything into any other channel than this i think
well, I usually get myself some good shotgun and some long-range assault rifle or straight up sniper rifle
dank shitpost 
Good to see him post porn game videos again.
and before people give me shit for that
i need gun names pretty boy
its boring thooo
mag capacity is just enough for my usual accuracy with guns
hjezuss
RD-9x39
imagine having like a wicked shotgun, and instead of using pump action ur usking that monstrocity
and Saiga-12
fuck you
ughhhhh another oen that using saiga
yk what
I have crab claws instead of hands, so shooters aren't really for me, so armsel protecta really helps with that
mark my birthday there too
It's cool
copycat
god im 19 in 2 months trolldespair
pump action are very slow, if I can't get protecta, I'll get saiga
when even is my birthday
you can get uh
MP-153 Carab
i'll be 22 in a while
Tube-fed and semi-auto
You cant prey on HS students anymore
devious
i couldnt prey it already once i was 18, wdym
We all know...
??
eww july is ugly month
I really should reinstall gamma, that whole talk made me feel unwise
why are you so mean
I need to buy a new calander, the one I have is for '22
mark it on your phone then
and I've just been using the small one in the back
COMMIT TO THE FUCKING BIT
why do you even have a paper calendar in the year of our lord 2023
i have a firemen calendar
with hot men
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU HOW ABOUT YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME
i onyl have dog calendars
sigh
one second
@zealous remnant i can go
I cannot be contained
hi Ivan ;33333 >~<
I'm too strong
i swear I'm not touch starved and lonely
Hi maja ❤️
we both are
literally me
aren't we all
we all are, i guess
RYAN GOSLING
he's about to post another video with gamer words and claim that nuh uh, it's the person on the video who said it, not me, I can't be held accountable
bye dad
its the mexican who said the nword
I'M BACK BITCHES
u were here thew hoeol time ivan
what are u on about
u schizo
whats that emote under bye dad
i cant see
to this day, I'm still absolutely bewildered how that kind of logic makes sense in Ivanko's head
thanks
Yw maja
i gotta start playing gamma again
no u dont
tru
playing gamam is liek remembering ur last love, if u ever had any, considering ur a chad
u only remember the good moments
hello everypony
I really wanna get back to gamma, but I'm too weak rn
bro i have been alone my entire life
wanna be alone together?
save mine please ;c
SAMEEEE
I said hi to you already you dipshit fking retard
And family
voluntarily or not really
do u have the voices but with normal bunnies
I'm calling grok on you
before it was because i was a fat retard, now it's because i have other priorities
I can't say for certain whether you're getting muted again in a second or not
good luck!
how
its a song
fine I'm removing it
Me when i say bye but still lurk
its liek that all the time on discord
I'm ready to have a one on one fistfight with the frenchie, bring him in
waaaaaaa
he'll just smack you around with a long baguette
hon hon hon
waaa
joke's on him, I love bread
French is such a beautiful language ❤️❤️
You want to eat grok's long baguette?
oui 🫦
the frog is coming
the fog is coming
IVAAAAAAAAAAN
ivaaan
also holy shit it's so amusing that Ivan genuinely cannot grasp the concept of the simple gamma rule "do not fucking post anything containing n word"
and genuinely goes "huh??? not even that? what!"
Hi everyone
damn why so aggresive
he's a special boy
he hates me
be patient with him
No I love you maja
good
I just bully you
yeah fuck u too ivan
there is a reason for that
Do you love me Ivan
no
Good
his brain is infused with monster energy, he's thinking levels above us, so our slowness tires and annoys him
i dont even know who you are
is ivan bulgarian
no
i cant remember
yes
ivan is turkish
no, he's hungarian
same shit
MAJA NA MAIkATI PUTKATA ALOOO
KOI E TURCHIN BE EI
eh
zabij sie
I think he thanks you for remembering correctly his ethnicity, maja
yayyyy
ti se ebi maja
ily nobodyparticular
this gif shall be saved mashllah
nobody's getting that sweet credit card info from everyone
4445-2360-6012-6112 855 4/2027
go sleep
So? non stop shop is open

where'd you get that 
:]
mods I've been socially engineered help
My catt!! Give him back rn!
Ivans really addicted to sugar, instead of alcohol buys fanta at 10pm
Shit I wanst some whiskey
OH FUCK YOU
literally Ivan
NOW I WANT WHISKY TOO
if he doesn't get either coffeinated or sugar rushed before any reason, he's just gonna drop dead in half an hour
@stone blade SO TRUE BLYAT SO TRUE
I have a 12y old red breast
CCV please?
She just a lil tired and lazy
Waiting to be opened next week
Name and address pls
That'll be 20 dollars.
Ya
Do you need my card info?
Irish is the best
Sure thing.
Oh my god
Ok it's a new card but here you go 4445-2360-6012-6112 855 4/2027
sooo, I'm not much of a drinker but I bought a bottle of whiskey to gift a friend a couple years ago but I the opportunity never arose to give it. Would it still be good if it's never been opened?
@odd sail
damn
the more you learn about slacvic history
OHHHH HOT MAMA
I'm sorry what
what does futa toy contain?
So this is what NFT means
More of a rum person myself
On the block chain
rakija best
Beer is just disgusting to me
Damn I wish I was on the block chain
chocolate pirate muscle mommy doms new crew member
Whiskey though.
i'm interested
same...
Rum and coke is good
red wine is good, I don't like white wine
Mixed drinks don't count
I'll DM you both.
Those r fine
Beer and Whiskey.
Ok vodka is actually pretty good
I'm profoundly upset that this sentence has a meaning and I understand it
Haven't tried whiskey or vodka
Chilled vodka is okay
SEEE
Jack Daniels is nice.
name??
Vodka is a great base for mixed drinks
so anyaways, is the the unopened bottle of whiskey still good? I'd hate to give them something that went bad
@heavy peak you're making brainfart an alcoholic hub for two days in a row
it was worth it
I tend to go with Captain Morgan, but that's because it's really cheap at the local stores
FALCO'S PFP CHANGED
yes
Scuse me, its smoky good shit.
he's an underwater Italian now
Ah yes
Morning jc
Morning s5
Literally the only thing its good for
Turn on pings, coward.
To add booze with no flavour bonus
I mean raw vodka to really speed up being drunk
are you american btw?
Make sure to get alot of sugar aswell.
Finnish.
well then i got no talk in alcohol spit your facts
Yes 
i can't contest a Finnish guy on alcohol talk
or in being a alcoholic
Raw vodka and sugar is the fastest way to the floor.
If you also want to taste a whiskeys flavor, try not to get any air in your mouth. slip it between the lips to not get only a burning sensation
I want to try an old fashioned, but I keep forgetting to get the stuff for it
Fanta is meh

kidney stone
Ain't no way he said that
It’s meh
MOTS
Honestly I prefer vodka shots than drinks
It’s just soda orange juice
myshinka going full on alcoholic
Drinks are treacherous fucks
Guess whos back (back)
i drank lime sprite which is basically very diluted sprite and it was amazing
Back again (gain)
myshinka can fix me
Drink your hand sanitizer
ayo what
The fuck is this? Is this any different from normal sprite?
its basically diluted sprite, slightly sweeter and sourer
less fizz, more taste
How can you make sprite sweeter….
ok not actually sweeter, its just that the fizz is lesser so i can actually taste more stuff
Best drink is pepsi and 7up in equal parts
Cap
@robust cove
pepsi is nice
as a Bulgarian I confirm this

the last time I actually drank, a single mother was boozing me up and she had her way with me and now I'm scared of women. she also smoked tobacco and weed at the same time and it was an unpleasant taste having that forced in my mouth via tongue
any kind of soda thats not this is shit
im sorry bro
Lol
Duty in the depot when i pull up to get Shrap from Butcher (they have two pistols and a mosin)
God that took long to write
Mb gang
what about the nword counter 
instagram has some insane stuff bro wtf is thsi
a sarcastic post?
I dont use insta so i dont know
happens to me a lot lmao
alfie is cute
i love alfie too
I love this
I see no rank next to name 
Thats not a rank 
where does moderator rank?
I see no bars in moderator
I saw this gif but it showed normal woman as the card he shakes his head no to and the card he nods to is children
@ruby minnow this dude isn't from turkey. he IS turkey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpp69ghR1IM
Tarkan YouTube kanalına abone olmak için tıklayın: https://goo.gl/CuzXcK
iTunes'dan İndir / Download on iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/tr/artist/tarkan/102640
1997 - TARKAN - Ölürüm Sana - Şımarık
Takmış koluna elin adamını
Beni orta yerimden çatlatıyor
Ağzında sakızı şişirip şişirip
Arsız arsız patlatıyor
Belki de bu yüzden vuruldum
Sahibi...
ah yes
@stone blade avarage d2 rat
cute little silly guy :3
Shotgun
that aint a rat thats a dawg
yeah, so shy he'll bite your shins and ask for seconds
OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTEE @winged phoenix U WERENT WRONG
now this great
Block
what the fuck
Wow these AI generated landscapes sure are interesting
Breathtaking landscapes
sometimes
i'm forgetting that there is any other channel then pet posting and brainfart
Yea but they are kinda bad
Call me an egyptian pyramid the way I'm bricked up with no explanation
the real curse of the pharaoh
looks like a nutria
oh god
You weren't around for this then, lol
Cop girl was caught cheating with 5 men, at the same time.
And her husband knew
what does that have to do with getting a train job
She got a new job riding dicks
You're innocent
You haven't been ruined by the internet
aha
1.When 3 or more males takes turn having sex with one female and having her perform sexual favors for them
omgg
Maja are you like, 12
Yeah but you act like an infant
Maja is sheltered
yeah i have brain damage
We can tell
icejak
♻️
Doesnt work
How the fuck am i supposed to shake my monitor
Uhh you lift it with two arms and shake it 
Is this ai generated
that’s cool
Si
What even is this sentence
I don't think anyone knows
Fucking Romanians
Low psy health
Real
go sleep bro
No
lets sleep in the same bed
NO
like real bros
Oh he's out
Only if you read me a bedtime story
Yuh huh
Yes
the depths of stlaker is #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
worse
China?
stalker rule34 is there
just for you, iedy's alt account
Send pls
Who is iedy?
what
don't worry about it
Why
enjoy the friday clip
I said enjoy the friday clip dammit
Iedy is a long gone man
yes Camera
How the fuck did I go from chime to camera
his first words are racism against the chinese'
Be very careful what you say next lmao
This is the most confused Romanian
Oh shit
a healthy baby clearly
AAAAAA
he is out of his element, no Mercedes around for miles in brainfart
his body is shutting down
Right click on bmw and press dissasemble
this is why Ivanko is constantly on monster energy, just to keep himself awake here
AAAA
is he dead yet?
BRHUHFHRUFHGH
ah, no
@eager shale we will decide your fate depending on which side you take: NATO weapons or Warsaw Pact weapons?
WP for life
Both
NATO for death
Both is good
Uch centrist
this is going to sound too political
based
Based
And yuo see.. tha< t is ehy wo beter
a real mans weapon is an 50 year old ak-47
I like chambering a .50 in a revolver.
Nice
Nato weapons fans when their m4 fell on the ground and now all their components explode
This is gonna be controversial lol
Real
You see wo weapon beter
Becau/s:
AKM go like this:
TAGADAGADAGADAGADAGA
DAGADAGADAGADAGA
DAGAGAGAGAGAGAG
DAGAG
and m4 like this:
Spso
Prr
So wp is beter
Hot take, run guns without suppressors because they sound better and put fear into the enemies hearts
Ak fans when their gun finally jams but now the weapon is completely unusable for some reason
Never happen
Scar loud>>>>>>scar suppressed
Because ak go like this
DAGADAGADAGADAGA
and m4 !
Not fire
Becaus.. is mad bt america...
😂😂😂😃
The browning hi power experience
What are you doing step bullet
2 bullets 1 chamber
Real
Something something extra gun lubricant
Disgraceful
Go to sleep mr Romanian
No
Browning hi power fans when their pistol double feeds for the 6th time this magazine
No
It’s for your health!
Fucking EEP
Just use a 1911 or 2011 at that point
YES SLEEP
SLEEP MOTHERFUCKER
THE POWER OF SLEEP COMPELS YOU
@eager shale DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
DOWN THAT RACHIE
EEP YOU FUCKING EEPY BASTARD
AAAAAAAAAAA
You should SLEEP NOW
@eager shale what time do you need to wake up tomorrow?
Why adk
Ask
I sleep 22 hours like guy in stalker
Because you need the sleep
what @eager shale should be doing


Gun threesome
Oh lord
Alright that's enough. Kill yourself
@eager shale SLEEP YOU FUCK
NO
gen z video
Based. H3VR player
same
F

oh yeah, this ones doing numbers
come o sweet death
we've decided to made you immortal, blur
so you may suffer forever
hope you don't mind
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Drunk
Kys
Shit is bussin tho
Wait what’s that monster drink on the right
Peach
Not bad
Much better than I expected
What’s the bowl
That'll buff out
I assume steak stew
Ranch style beans, fire roasted tomatoes, ground beef, with chipotle pepper, and a few other seasonings
Hello mod
Took me 25 minutes to make, macros are pretty solid
Not bad
Yeah and I’m too drunk to care so there’s that
Whatcha drinking chief
You’d be right
Anyways I’m drunk outta my gourd rn
You right
that's the most unexpected personal attack for a while
short form content and its consequences
when originality is so far gone that people resort to printing memes and showing them off
mee-mees
if i could die from second hand embarrassment I'd be a dead man cringing
It's just a mom let her be they have next to nothing to do once the kids leave
whats his onlyfans?
But when she called the pikmin a beet 
You a waman?
we're in brainfart, you idiot
there are no women here
I just remembered
that a person once gave me shit for always writing in lowercase
women are not real
just saw a video of a "woman" going off how typing in lowercase is feminine
people tie together truly wonderous things







