🎪bruh-fart

[toxic sundial]

Me logging onto brainfart to break literally all 3 of the rules

[uncut obsidian]

he can't talk right now, he's under arrest

[oblique spire]

nope

[oblique spire]

Nuh uh

MF doesn't realise that the FBI nor the IRS exist in my coiuntry

[uncut obsidian]

whose address did i get then

[noble cape]

No

[uncut obsidian]

mf were you using a vpn

[noble cape]

Just crusty and dry

[oblique spire]

Not mine

The neighbor of the USA? Yeah'

you got the USA

[toxic sundial]

Nah but the CIA exists in every country

[oblique spire]

ours is called ASIS

when i first heard of it

it reminded me of ISIS

[toxic sundial]

No but you have the cia

Whether you like it or not

[oblique spire]

No shit

[noble cape]

I think it's aids guys...

I put hydrocortisone on it well see

[oblique spire]

its not the tax man lmfao

[slender rock]

Aaaaaaa

[tulip ravine]

Ted

My man

I saw your about me Argentinian huh

[noble cape]

AFTER SHOWER

DIAGNOSE ME

[tulip ravine]

Rash?

[toxic sundial]

Draw a circle around it in marker. If it gets bigger in an hour go hospital

[river robin]

Herpes

[toxic sundial]

'kay brainfart do I rip?

[river robin]

Do you rip on what

The fuck are you buying shitass

[toxic sundial]

New AK handguard and gas tube

[river robin]

no pics
no info about what was being bought
no info about materials of what is being bought
Do I rIp BrAiNfArT???
Are you just trolling or something?

[toxic sundial]

Yes

[glad carbon]

For the unregistered one ur neighbor gave u right?

[toxic sundial]

The one I milled out of an aluminum block we don't talk about

[glad carbon]

Milling is so easy

Idk why more don't do it

[toxic sundial]

Cause it's easier to not do it. Decent rifle is <500$ why bother milling something

[glad carbon]

Yeah true .

Idk making shit urself instead of buying it feels much more rewarding

[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[noble cape]

i love drawing!

[uncut obsidian]

go to a doctor

Google says it's radiation

Gogole says it's a parasyte

[oblique spire]

gogole

[noble cape]

done!!

[toxic sundial]

Yooo stalker reference

[noble cape]

well see if it grows

[toxic sundial]

It's Thursday

[mint mist]

did anybody play jagged alliance 3?

[gentle ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-horse-pony-hopping-school-time-gif-14849430

[sullen osprey]

ring worm

not even joking

the size can vary but youll need anti fungal cream

[urban ocean]

Why you playing in the dirt?

[sullen osprey]

stray cats also carry it

[odd sail]

How bad does your hygiene have to be for this

[sullen osprey]

most times its just petting or touching wild animals

[odd sail]

[noble cape]

I don't know about that it's only one and it doesn't itch or grow

And I haven't been close to any animals lately

[sullen osprey]

and as it just been here for a day?

[noble cape]

Several days now

[noble cape]

I sharpied it to see if It will grow

[sullen osprey]

hmm

[noble cape]

Yeah it's odd

I have a medstudent who's baffled by it

[urban ocean]

You about to get bodysnatched

https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-migi-shinichi-shinichi-izumi-goat-gif-26261321

[noble cape]

Finally

[noble cape]

I'm guessing eczema

[final cedar]

ringworm infection

[urban ocean]

AIDs spots

[sullen osprey]

def not, thats commonly on the hands if not 100% of the time

also it would be itchy

[sullen osprey]

probably just a type of pityriasis, but in reality you will just have to watch

[final cedar]

brother out there asking discord if his skin cancer should give him some concern

[noble cape]

It's aids

[odd sail]

and today on chubbyemu

[noble cape]

I'm not taking it seriously at all

It's a red splotch on my skin

Oh nooo

Panic!

But it's kinda weird that it's a neat lil circle

[noble cape]

SKIN WATCH

[final cedar]

kinda as if it was a fungal infection

weird huh?

[noble cape]

I hope I grow mushrooms

[final cedar]

right on!

embrace mycoid lifestyle

the colony must grow

[odd sail]

hi metro

[final cedar]

hi vlad

how it hanging

[worn trellis]

We need more pillons

[plucky void]

death

[grizzled meadow]

Real

Shut up, you're muted

Pinged or not, he would have known anyway

[oblique spire]

Nuh uh I'm not muted

YOu wouldn't do that falco

you love me too much

[grizzled meadow]

Great video

True

[slender rock]

OP is retard

fucking idiot

new dankpods video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opxg-xO4xX4

[final cedar]

I just pressed the switchy

6am everyone, what a wake up

[slender rock]

Not big enough metro

I NEED TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF ALL LIVING THINGS

[final cedar]

[dapper dagger]

Insurgency took a wild turn this past month

[odd sail]

it be hung af

[final cedar]

mood

[odd sail]

🫂

[slender rock]

better than current Squad update

So that jumping thing they disabled, good luck getting to the small boats near deep water

[oblique spire]

Squad update is based

[slender rock]

i guess?

[oblique spire]

What exactly is BAD about it

[slender rock]

have you played at all, then you'd see, unless you're trolling.. then idk, die a lilbit i guess. Moving on

Aiming is fine if they didn't over do the speggetti arms, and they fucked climbing some boat launches are useless. They didn't fully test the shit out first before having a bunch of "yes men" say it's good idk, I hate the how trained infantry can't aim for shit when running, I guess the fatigue is a thing but, it's needing to be scaled back a little bit. I get they want to slow the game down but that's more on the player base you have for the game. unless you wanna be arma then. idk... do arma then i guess?

[quartz ridge]

It ssuckss

[slender rock]

good for armor i guess?

[quartz ridge]

The scopes are hella blurry

[slender rock]

you have AMD?

[quartz ridge]

Yeah

Is that a AMD issue

[slender rock]

turn off ASR

FSR*

[quartz ridge]

Alr

[slender rock]

yeah

disable that upscaling shit...

[quartz ridge]

Its good fun still bht

Like WACK

Feels more like Arma than squad

[slender rock]

Not even close

[quartz ridge]

Literally hip firing feels better than aiming

The opposite of what they wanted

[slender rock]

yeah idk

so climbing is fucked

[quartz ridge]

Is it?

[slender rock]

yes

so maps with boats on docks and shit right

you'll drown trying to get in

[quartz ridge]

Wtf

[slender rock]

yes

[quartz ridge]

God its such a mixed bag

[slender rock]

an example from a thread

[quartz ridge]

Some of it is fucked

Others is good

[quartz ridge]

WTF??

Should i disable AA also?

[slender rock]

AA no

just upscaling

[quartz ridge]

Alr

[slender rock]

more examples

insurgent one I can see being logical since they're not trained with the same tolerances for Stress and shooting

or recoil management, but still unless you're playing 4.2 small asian woman trying lug around an FN FAL

then yeah

[quartz ridge]

I basically had to like spam with the Chinese auto rifleman

Even proned it had a bunch of recoil

I coudlnt even tell a canadian from the roof he was on

Dshk is impossible for me to use

Like the sights are blurry but not the mag

Some of the changes dont make sense like M4A1's irons also being blurry

[slender rock]

rear or front?

[hot snow]

hello gentle boys

[odd sail]

wtf did they do to the tyulpan sight

[slender rock]

fucked it

[quartz ridge]

Rear sights

Blurry asf for me

Front sights are decent but no matter what the rear sights won't focus in

[slender rock]

yeah

design choice

[slender rock]

it's tryin be all

[quartz ridge]

It sucks though cause it distracts me

I wouldnt mind if there was a way to disable the blurry optics and irons

[slender rock]

nope

I tried looking

maybe console command but that'll be picked up by servers I think

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1157195577931603978/1633556148352.webm

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/787403462770032691/1157059267459813388/tumblr_ac433285488d44cff07571aaf341143a_5f4fb6eb_1280.png?ex=65173aea&is=6515e96a&hm=2dac66044a3f44fbca051b67656e87481c9983047837feff4ef00c0d22f1b646&

[hot snow]

brainfsrt kinda boring today

hopefully nothing controversial happens to set the chat aflame

[heavy peak]

*everyday

[hot snow]

nah

only early morning

which I guess it is early morning

where I am anyway

[pale ingot]

jobhack

[solar obsidian]

evening is where its at

[hot snow]

yeah but I'm not here in evening

[pale ingot]

whenever the americans are awake

[hot snow]

cause I'm either at Grandma's or grinding some game

timezone issue

[fallow trellis]

meowmachine

idgi

why does he want bitter tea

[midnight cloud]

Maniacal laughter

[fallow trellis]

why does he want bitter tea

[hot snow]

watching this without sound is incomprensible

[midnight cloud]

My feeble human mind woukdnt comprehend the madmans reasoning, some things are best left unanswered

[grim sluice]

PSA

[midnight cloud]

Thank you chimp

[grim sluice]

The various companies are at something. They are using a bunch of sus links to ID shit.

[slender rock]

[eager igloo]

All of that, and for what?

To send personalised ads directly into my adblocker?

All that shit is weird

Like, companies spend a ton of money on it, and it doesn't seem to benefit them

But it runs our free entertainment

[grim sluice]

Personally I think shit is more nefarious than that.
I think it's because of a new election cycle in America. Just look at some Webm links now.

Someone out there is up to something wanting to track how videos pass through the internet.

It all happened over the course of days suddenly. It's a mighty weird co-incidence

[sullen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735560293115101284/1156025054950326414/RPReplay_Final1695612056.mp4?ex=65176c3b&is=65161abb&hm=5249ba9044f994380c23a985cfb2c631a4843754ed492a248bcbeff97aeec49d&

[grim sluice]

Yeah, shit like this all of a sudden tacked onto the .Mp4

[fallow trellis]

Penis or Car Batteries?

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735560293115101284/1156025054950326414/RPReplay_Final1695612056.mp4

[odd sail]

Since forever

Even Twitter links have that

[wraith osprey]

And it works without it too

[grim sluice]

It's just a new round of the bullshit. Just a PSA that they are expanding it.

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1157082257031442472/1675045639705.mp4

[solar obsidian]

@winged phoenix

[fallow trellis]

men are good at playing with balls

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439520329769943043/1157222302023434250/ssstik.io_1695583083698.mp4

[tulip ravine]

Morning

[tulip ravine]

I don’t get the music

[grim sluice]

Watch Deathnote Season 1 Openning then you will get it.

Then watch Season 2's oppening because that shit was dope.

[tulip ravine]

Right well

I’m not anime watcher back in my day we had none of that oblong stuff

But Tbf it sounds like a jam

[grim sluice]

It was a interesting show. It was one of the few animes on broadcast I saw.

[odd sail]

He is going to kill Lois

[grim sluice]

The author's other works. Platinum End, had a fucked up ending but was still alright. Not as good as deathnote.

[hot snow]

I watched 2 episodes of the pokemon anime on my grandma's old ass TV

and that's all the anime I watched for basically ever

[odd sail]

I grew up on anime on tv

[hot snow]

the way you turned out now I'm not surprised

[odd sail]

cartoon network didn't have shit

[hot snow]

it had pokemon

[odd sail]

you didn't even have a TV you Syrian refugee

[hot snow]

that's all lil me needed

[hot snow]

I didnt

my grandma did

and that shit was good back then

[odd sail]

[hot snow]

also tf does syrian refugee mean

I'm romanian

[odd sail]

the anime I grew up on was basically from the 80s and 90s

[hot snow]

did I miss some history

[grim sluice]

I still remember there was an old show that was pre-2005 and it was the mature program anime. It was weird and I barely remember it, but there was someone in a coma and a panther ripped a hooker apart in the anime.

[tulip ravine]

Bloody sick of tvs being square

[odd sail]

Hooker deserved it

[hot snow]

square TVs was all we had man

[tulip ravine]

Comin over here electronics being square? I want a bloody rectangle

Aunt Bessie didn’t die for this

[hot snow]

that shit would go into white noise mode more times than it would work

and it was awesome

[odd sail]

I had an old 800x600 CRT monitor I played 144p YouTube on

[grim sluice]

I still watch 144p on a regular basis.

[odd sail]

Mars internet

[hot snow]

I didn't even have a computer till I was like 12

[grim sluice]

My internet speeds reach 500kbs on a good day.

[oblique spire]

[grim sluice]

Fastest internet I ever had was 2 MBS

[odd sail]

2008 youtube looks like what porn sites these days do

[hot snow]

yeah pretty much

but at least it didn't have 20 billion dumbass rules that make videos worse on all ends

so

at least I don't think it did

I never saw 2008 youtube

[odd sail]

pre-SJW youtube was different

[hot snow]

cause I was still a newborn egg white

[odd sail]

It had a very visible softcore porn corner

[grim sluice]

Pre2008>Pre2012>Pre2016>Pre2020 Internet.

[odd sail]

nowadays even bikinis get taken down

[hot snow]

yup

and it kinda sucks

[oblique spire]

Yet full on porn doesn't

[odd sail]

the dot world

[grim sluice]

I remember megaupload

[odd sail]

[hot snow]

half the jokes people on YouTube make can't be understood cause swearing gets the whole video age restricted

and for my potty mouth ass a joke isn't perfect unless it has swearing in it

[odd sail]

I used to upload memes on 2016 Instagram with the hard R in it and nothing happened

People liked the images

The algo wasn't that good

[hot snow]

I mean the only reason the n word is such a crime to say now is cause of the whole blm thing that happened a while ago

[odd sail]

nah it's just SJWs gaining more power from hijacking lgbtv

[hot snow]

ye

[grim sluice]

Everytime a Ape dies since Harambe, it cursed the world.

[undone tree]

both of you are delusional

[hot snow]

ok boykisser pfp

[odd sail]

You like kissing boys don't you

[mint mist]

shut up u nerd

[undone tree]

yes

[odd sail]

Kiss maja

[undone tree]

I don't think you have any grounds to disparage my pfp lol

[grim sluice]

Name anything 'Adapted for Modern Audiences' that was fucking good.

[delicate flower]

you like kissi- ACK!

[mint mist]

no, ew

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1157226535758082099/SPOILER_20230929_110443.jpg?ex=6517d6b2&is=65168532&hm=12ec5cabc1c7bd904013f4be92edecbaf929ffd8445f162e4f564b6d81ac6ea6&

[undone tree]

maja isn't a boy

[hot snow]

what makes you say that

[odd sail]

Is a boy

a boykisser even

[mint mist]

i dont kiss anybody

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-are-u-sre-abt-that-discord-gif-19727169

[odd sail]

you kiss me

[undone tree]

your terrible pfp

[mint mist]

no

[undone tree]

maja is a true gamer girl

and you will put some respect on that

boy

[mint mist]

no

im notr a true gamer or a girl

or not true

[delicate flower]

real

[oblique spire]

[solar obsidian]

sorry, @undone tree, boykisser is the mariana trench of down bad pfps

[oblique spire]

Clueless

[odd sail]

only truth about maja is he's a boykisser

[undone tree]

I just thought I did a good job drawing it 😦

[undone tree]

then we still cant kiss

[delicate flower]

you could draw literally anything else

[delicate flower]

draw the mona lisa

[undone tree]

the head is squished just like irl

[undone tree]

I did but it looked like shit so I deleted it

[hot snow]

no my head isn't squished just mashed in cause I hit my head against the wall as a kid

[solar obsidian]

well, it is drawn good. great job

[hot snow]

and cracked my brow and lip

[undone tree]

understandable

[hot snow]

I will say I took a whole

5 minutes

to make my pfp in photoshop

[undone tree]

took me maybe 20 min

[hot snow]

and I am very proud of it

[undone tree]

so I win

[hot snow]

well my pfp isn't boykisser

so

debatable

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[rancid iris]

[undone tree]

just for you

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/1134787681075871785/observation.mp4

[mint mist]

waaaaaaaaaaaa

iwannasleeeeep

[undone tree]

its 10 am

[oblique spire]

kill yourself

[mint mist]

yeah- i barely sleep in teh nights

[undone tree]

just sleep

duh

[undone tree]

https://tenor.com/view/calendar-dietrich-hollinderbaumer-adam-dark-circle-gif-18299141

[oblique spire]

ok

[mint mist]

hoiiiiiiiiii do u have a cute balnkie

;plse

[undone tree]

no I have one of those old PRL ones

[mint mist]

ewwwwwww

[undone tree]

same pattern as the old bus seats

older than me

[eager igloo]

Is it wooly and itchy

[rancid iris]

worst kind of blanket

i’ve been spoiled by my comforter

[undone tree]

no and yes

[rancid iris]

ok

[pastel quartz]

I jus had the best fakin sleep of me loife maites

[mint mist]

luckkkyt

[pastel quartz]

Yeeeee

If you slept with me you woulda slept well too

(rizz)

[mint mist]

yeah i probably would sleep nicely

[eager igloo]

Homophobia

[pastel quartz]

So true...

[slender kayak]

true

[mint mist]

can u tuck me in ur bed

[solar obsidian]

😔

[pastel quartz]

too late

you sleep in your own bed now

[mint mist]

sadge\

[midnight cloud]

God forbid you say the...G word

[pastel quartz]

ily still tho

[tulip ravine]

Pro tip use a hot water bottle

[mint mist]

huh

for what

[tulip ravine]

Sleep

Comfy as fu k

It’s just a rubber bottle you fill with hot water

[pastel quartz]

true

i use my dog for that tho

he's like the size of my torso

so he likes laying on my chest

it feels nice

[tulip ravine]

I got Mrs one

She puts my jumper over it bless her

She stole that shit tho

[robust cove]

Gaywrongs

[solar obsidian]

damn

[robust cove]

[rancid iris]

he has done it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/newports-gif-23066187

[grizzled meadow]

I want to hear brainfart take on this

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1157059248384131113/gym-exercise_Original.gif?ex=65173ae5&is=6515e965&hm=c6eceed40c3452c585a5ca45dd9208973668e442cfa05ecb5b264d56f16f7569&

[grim sluice]

50/50. I wish I was racist, would make life easier.

[pastel quartz]

true

[crimson flame]

because they let out all that racism online. so irl they kinda calmed down

[eager igloo]

Irl you are more responsible for what you say

[oblique spire]

Hence why I don't post racist memes, because I'm the most racist

[zealous remnant]

my friend group happens to be very diverse despite what i say on the internet

[pale ingot]

can confirm, i am not racist irl

online is a different story

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757918608587489314/1106434822819295293/igVideo.mp4

[hot snow]

it's the opposite for me

but I'm justified cause everyone in romania is racist

including my own mother

[mint mist]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hhhhiiiii

[hot snow]

hi

[grim sluice]

DOes it really count as racism if you are equally racist against all people?

[hot snow]

yes

but

it's more justified

maybe

I dunno

[grim sluice]

Remember, it isn't racism if they aren't human

[hot snow]

exactly

[mint mist]

yeah but what do you count as hguman

[hot snow]

quinn wouldn't understand

[mint mist]

do humans stop being humans after doing bad shit

[hot snow]

Quinn called me racist for saying orange cats are insane

[hot snow]

no they just become me

[grim sluice]

What seperates the animals from humans?
[REDACTED]

[hot snow]

well there's one thing that separates humans from animals

we do segs for fun

they do segs for reproduction

[grim sluice]

The mediterranian?

[hot snow]

we are not the same

[hot snow]

what about it

[grim sluice]

Seperates beast from human.

[hot snow]

oh

I have no ground to speak about that

[grim sluice]

[hot snow]

I don't even know where that place is

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-win-gif-18390652

[hot snow]

bro mattie what is that pfp banner

where have you been delving since you got unexiled

[pastel quartz]

not answering

[hot snow]

it's ok

I think I know

[mint mist]

mattie is just becoming cuter and cuter

[hot snow]

maja I know you like to replace every adjective with cute

but it's really a stretch in this case

[mint mist]

no this time i mean cute as actually cute

[hot snow]

ok man

you and I have very different definitions of cute

[undone tree]

https://tenor.com/view/well-thats-absolutely-not-true-david-david-rose-dan-levy-schitts-creek-gif-20104974

[eager igloo]

Don't tell me you fell into genshin

[pastel quartz]

oh nah nah

[hot snow]

I think it's worse

[pastel quartz]

I just like-

found the image

thought it looked nice

boom

[hot snow]

found the image huh

[pastel quartz]

same with the last two

[hot snow]

found it where

[pastel quartz]

Yes.

[mint mist]

can u show me the pic

i can barely see whats happening there

[pastel quartz]

no comment

[eager igloo]

That's bcs ur homophobic

[hot snow]

thought as much

[eager igloo]

Let the man enjoy things

[hot snow]

what

how

oh wait

I thought it was a dude and a woman

oopsie

[pastel quartz]

nope

[hot snow]

now I'm the one with

no comment

[mint mist]

pleaseeeee gosh can i see it

ugh

[pastel quartz]

friend me

Silly billy

[mint mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1128027767024386119/41D97A71-D3F9-4D54-B40B-E89242EC734D.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vape-juul-gif-19293187

[livid pond]

AMD is releasing FSR3 tomorrow and its launching in 2 games that have the total player count of 100 lmaooo

[mint mist]

daaaaaad

[pastel quartz]

ew

[mint mist]

do i play gunsmith simulator, keplerth, necesse or umm ja3

[pastel quartz]

i have no idea what any of those are

or how they play

except smith sim

[mint mist]

good

[pastel quartz]

play Project Zomboid

[mint mist]

now pick

i dont have zomboid

or anyone to play it with

[pastel quartz]

buy

buy eeet

[eager igloo]

Fuck me, I can't for the life of me get myself back in the mood for vampire the masquerade, and I'm GMing a session on sunday

[mint mist]

i dont buy gamesssssssssss

[pastel quartz]

loserrrrrr

[mint mist]

and i still have no friends to paly it with

wrhyw ould i buy it in the first palcwe

[pastel quartz]

i could play it with u

[mint mist]

without vc? skull

[pastel quartz]

okay true

but you can liek

type ing too

yk that

[mint mist]

u wont teach me the whole game thru typing

[pastel quartz]

i will

i've done it with mitch

[mint mist]

whos mitch

[pastel quartz]

my main man mitch

[mint mist]

oh ur dad

ok

[pastel quartz]

yea wtv

still i can teach you things thru chat

it ain't hard

[mint mist]

i still dont have the game

[pastel quartz]

then buy

it's like on sale i think

[mint mist]

fuck no

[pastel quartz]

nvm it's like

90

fuck that

i bought it on sale for like 40% of that

[oblique spire]

90 Kurwas?

[pastel quartz]

fuck you

[mint mist]

mhm

[oblique spire]

You wish

[pastel quartz]

no i don't

i just hate you

[mint mist]

wow D: bully

[pastel quartz]

i don't even know what you look like

[mint mist]

goshhhhh mattieeeee pick a game

[pastel quartz]

ye

aeaeaugh

why do you need me to pick

[mint mist]

because i cant pick ymself

[oblique spire]

pornhub

[mint mist]

@pastel quartz pwease

[pastel quartz]

nec

dat

[mint mist]

ughhh

ok

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-win-gif-18390652

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654

[pastel quartz]

Arma is lowkey goated

I like it

[eager igloo]

Walking simulator from time to time

But yeah, I've been playing with a clan for some time and it can be real fun

[pastel quartz]

I just got it

Doing campaigns so far

Yea it is a walking sim, it's fun tho

It's the good walking sim type

[tulip ravine]

Just booked tickets for take that next year

[fallow trellis]

is it illegal to eat pastrami with mustard?

[fierce jay]

[uncut obsidian]

i can't see the hidden word in this one

is it something about the angle?

[uncut obsidian]

pleasepleaseplease make a pz server for brainfart

we need it

cruisingllama tried to make one once but failed

[glad carbon]

holy shit the AI image says LIE

[wraith osprey]

That's a image
The word changes based on the posters wants

[fallow trellis]

wat if the guy is illiterate?

[oblique spire]

Чѳц Шїгг Pёяї$н

[fallow trellis]

checkm8 atheists

[uncut obsidian]

how can someone be a literature

[fallow trellis]

you clearly have never tried to book before

[oblique spire]

Wasn't my fault one day the server wouldn't load

[pastel quartz]

I mean

You can literally just host locally

Its not that deep

[pale ingot]

brainfart Minecraft server when

[uncut obsidian]

what the fuck is happening

i can't open discord on pc

[pastel quartz]

lole

[uncut obsidian]

it says my ip is blocked

[pale ingot]

bro got ip banned off discord

[oblique spire]

Same happened here

wtf is happening

[uncut obsidian]

i restarted my internet and it's fine now

💀

[oblique spire]

Exactly what i saw

Guess i have to restart internet

[uncut obsidian]

i can open it on my browser but the app still doesnt let me

[oblique spire]

Hmm

Discord hamster gone

[uncut obsidian]

ig ill have to use the browser version for now

[hot snow]

discord themselves have banned madi for the crimes

[pastel quartz]

Oh i had that

Restart discord/pc

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1124371373142323268/1157036323224436756/IMG_20230928_163025.jpg?ex=6517ce4c&is=65167ccc&hm=a59b850e0988396bc4f427ffd3052829eecbb77df318c85dd1f736db733a6da3&

[uncut obsidian]

restarted discord, didn't help
restarted pc, didn't help

it's happening to everyone rn

[gentle ridge]

I’ve got a similar problem

[pastel quartz]

Not me lole

[timid fern]

Why is everyone being banned wtf

[pastel quartz]

but it's a discord skill issue

[timid fern]

Im banned too

[gentle ridge]

Grok did it

[pastel quartz]

it'll be over befo

[hot snow]

discord mass banning eneryone

[uncut obsidian]

the mass discord purge

[timid fern]

Is it because im not general rank in discord

[uncut obsidian]

the September 29 incident

[hot snow]

I'm on phone so idk if it's happening to me

[timid fern]

Wtf did i do

[gentle ridge]

Extinction event

[hot snow]

but j guess it js

[timid fern]

I just called people fuckers and cunts

[uncut obsidian]

I'm also on phone

[undone tree]

finally, there will be peace on this earth

[gentle ridge]

It’s the discord rapture

[uncut obsidian]

I have to be on phone now

millions of people will finally touch grass

[gentle ridge]

Ugh I have to use my 28k nasa space computer now

[timid fern]

someone ask grok to make a skype hahahahahah

[uncut obsidian]

discord with the "This was all a social experiment and it's coming to an end" announcement

[hot snow]

I would rather sleep 222 hours a day than touch grass

I will never do it

[timid fern]

How the fuck do i play titanfall with mates its a long weekend

Guys add my facetime then we can play

[hot snow]

I mean

[gentle ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777185371821703188/1101858790980202517/mussolini.gif

[hot snow]

I assume this is just a glitch

or something like that

unless we are actually all being banned

[placid sail]

ah

so everyone was banned in discord today as well

[hot snow]

which would be awesome

[placid sail]

and I thought the feds finally got me

false alarm, then

[hot snow]

I hope discord just sorta dissapears so someone can make a different app that does the same thing but better

[tulip ravine]

I wasn’t

[hot snow]

cause discord kinda sucks

[tulip ravine]

[undone tree]

skype groups

[hot snow]

maybe only exiles are spared

I should've stayed trapped

[gentle ridge]

Everyone hop on 89.9 FM radio rq

[timid fern]

It says certain phrases gets you banned does that go for dms too? Asking for a friend of course

[tulip ravine]

It’s probably because I’m a Freemason Fr

[gentle ridge]

Free my boy Bushy

Not mason

[timid fern]

Discord i promise i wont send fuck you family guy gifs anymore

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-family-guy-butt-fuck-you-bad-word-gif-17898617

[gentle ridge]

I can’t promise that

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-gif-26460635

[timid fern]

Quick everyone cancel discord nitro if you have it then discord wont have any extra pocket money

No more friday trips to the pub for the discord team

[pastel quartz]

nah

[oblique spire]

i restarted Pc and it fixed

[timid fern]

I would vpn but i found that my vpn slows down my wifi alot afterwards

No idea why

[placid sail]

it's not about vpn

it's something on discord's side

[timid fern]

True as bob?

[hot snow]

yeah were all being rapture

simple as that

[timid fern]

Llamas right just give your shit boxes a reset

https://tenor.com/view/harrison-ford-han-solo-fucknut-fuckoff-star-wars-gif-12870646

[tardy vine]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-dink-it-he-cant-drink-it-thirsty-cat-kitten-gif-25233740

[timid fern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-lol-funny-nae-nae-gif-16830192

[hot snow]

what a dumbass cat

hopefully it gets raptured by discord just like us

[tardy vine]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[hot snow]

way ahead of you

[oblique spire]

No worries shitbrain

[timid fern]

https://tenor.com/view/bernie-mac-bad-santa-lip-gif-19437051

[proud gorge]

[little mirage]

Why are all my posts spoilers? Is there some law now?

[tardy vine]

me after getting exiled in gamma server

[uncut obsidian]

welcome

to the internet

have a look around

[runic kernel]

Hi Madi Hi Quinn

[uncut obsidian]

anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[tardy vine]

17h of scat?

[eager igloo]

Welcome

[uncut obsidian]

thief

[odd sail]

Привет милашка

It's a spring for the gear stick

[uncut obsidian]

shhyuhs

[tardy vine]

https://tenor.com/view/haii-hi-cat-sniff-gif-25170377

[odd sail]

😦

[eager igloo]

Let me guess, memes in unrelated channels?

[tardy vine]

i told a mod to get in line in getting their face stuffed with my balls

[odd sail]

[eager igloo]

Finally someone with more interesting story

[tardy vine]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-contact-juggling-meme-gif-22573466

[placid sail]

this is why brainfart is the best channel

[uncut obsidian]

shh

[placid sail]

I could talk about rawdogging madi or falco however much I want

[odd sail]

ayo

[placid sail]

and nobody would condemn my unholy fantasies

[tardy vine]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[pure hatch]

What the fuck did I just read upon opening Discord

Brainfart knows no bounds

[uncut obsidian]

huh huuh

[pastel quartz]

yes

[timid fern]

Wait so i got blovked on discord then unblocked and now blocked again what the fuck

Fucks going on

[uncut obsidian]

yes

the browser version is broken too

[uncut obsidian]

there's one thing i know for sure, I'm 17

bz11k might not be going to jail for that message but some people might view that as weird

i never talked about any top

[grizzled meadow]

@timid fern is the best user in here and you got nothing against him

Dude literally only dropped fresh memes and OCs

Keep up the good work king

[timid fern]

HAHAHAHHA thankyou

[grizzled meadow]

If you got a folder or something drop them all at once

[timid fern]

Thats all ive got so far

Made them all except the gif

[uncut obsidian]

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted Hi Falco

[uncut obsidian]

wait today is friday

falco forgetting to change brainfart name

dementia

[livid pond]

who hackin my discord

[placid sail]

IT FUCKING GLITCHED AGAIN

STOP BANNING ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT DISCORD

[livid pond]

russian cyberattacks

[uncut obsidian]

works for me

[placid sail]

it was working, then my messages stopped sending and I couldn't react to shit

seems to be working fine again

probably some chinese drone spilled some donkey piss beer on the servers again or something

[tardy vine]

discord dev team ape mode activate

[zealous briar]

I was told all the boykissers are here :3 anyone else from Europe? öwö

[uncut obsidian]

you killed the chat

[odd sail]

this is boykisser channel

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-space-marines-astartes-warhammer-gif-18849638

[odd sail]

look out for the people with eccentric pronouns

[zealous briar]

not to worry Im nb too 😎

they locked all the queer stalkers here in an underground lab

[uncut obsidian]

you seem to be new here

[odd sail]

this is the place for you

Most mentally disabled channel after #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[zealous briar]

Hmm I was still here when femboys got banned 😄

[timid fern]

Same here it keeps happening a while after reset

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1096788555705094224/shotcut-20230415-232453.mp4?ex=65177931&is=651627b1&hm=a2ceccf099d6d12ba96eed646f867f202c1133de139da6cdfaba245cb53e4061&

[placid sail]

I pray for the day mods will create a separate channel for thirsty twinks and femboys

[uncut obsidian]

and then you disappeared?

[grizzled meadow]

Now I need to find out who did the gif then

[timid fern]

@gentle ridge

He did it

[gentle ridge]

What?

[zealous briar]

Its useless without a location / continent role, so we can find a date :3

[uncut obsidian]

will never happen

[timid fern]

He made the awesome gif

[subtle mural]

Good morning

[grizzled meadow]

This is not a boykisser channel

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/979486857958133800.webp?size=48&name=HUH&quality=lossless

[uncut obsidian]

what are you waffling about

this is not a dating server

[zealous briar]

oh please brother, we could stream stalker together while we juice on estrogen

kekt

[grizzled meadow]

The GAMMA gif

[timid fern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799241337614368800/1156924339795537972/mematicMeme.gif?ex=6516bd41&is=65156bc1&hm=2f23b12df5ffe579f4c3c9c329df8d0e10d0c86ac64b561d8d62b1a78de9f3a1&

[livid pond]

ayo new pfp who dis

[gentle ridge]

I may of ghost wrote some I may of not.

[placid sail]

worst mod

[gentle ridge]

It’s all PA for my mate SuperGreg I’m his producer

[timid fern]

It was a joint creative brainstorm

[grizzled meadow]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1590910/Forgive_Me_Father/

Steam

Forgive Me Father

As the only one left with full senses, you embark on a journey in search of answers and relief in this FPS game that is created in a distinctive retro horror comic book style and feels as if it came straight out of Lovecraft's books.Be aware of your madness level which dynamically changes during gameplay and gives you additional power. Choose yo...

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

1653

Metacritic

71

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[dreamy flax]

No horny for you hilluja97

[uncut obsidian]

not my decision

[zealous briar]

Juicing on estrogen actually makes u less horny :p

haha

[placid sail]

oh hey Falco got a new literally me persona

[timid fern]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-cat-stare-cat-look-staring-cat-gif-2234218620804077902

[placid sail]

an underwater Italian it seems

[grizzled meadow]

BRO

[zealous briar]

you seem like the only other boykisser here ✌️

[uncut obsidian]

everyone is

beware of the brainfart pipeline

[zealous briar]

mods dont count, you guys are just worried the femboys re-emerge here 😄

[odd sail]

mwadi is the end product of the pipeline

[uncut obsidian]

huh

[odd sail]

real example

[uncut obsidian]

i am one

[grizzled meadow]

Ban Madirex from here again

[grizzled meadow]

What the fuck ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[gentle ridge]

You’re my new mate now.

[uncut obsidian]

[zealous briar]

sorry falco im not into top cis dudes 💅

[grizzled meadow]

Bro speak english

[uncut obsidian]

нет

speak italian

[grizzled meadow]

Nessun problema

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/waffling-gif-26189794

[placid sail]

pipa du pupa

gorlami

[zealous briar]

queer stuff ✌️

[uncut obsidian]

what what what

[timid fern]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-off-peter-griffin-straight-face-family-guy-gif-15004794

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-brian-gif-13873621

[placid sail]

wow

1984

[uncut obsidian]

shh

[placid sail]

brainfart

I've been silenced by mods

[odd sail]

shut up

[tall prairie]

L

[zealous briar]

maybe its cus you got the teen angst :))

[placid sail]

today they will take me

tomorrow, it's gonna be you

think about it real carefully, brainfart

[odd sail]

they will take you to the tickle dungeon

[grizzled meadow]

Nice gif to use after a ping

[gentle ridge]

That’s the plan. I told you I’m a producer.

[zealous briar]

Not the tickles! anything but the tickles!

[odd sail]

tickle abuse

[grizzled meadow]

Now that I think about it, why are you exiled?

[tall prairie]

Who the hell plays pokemon go in 2023?

[gentle ridge]

I actually don’t know, I got@muted for saying a lot of stupid stuff in general, then after that I only spoke in here to subside my silliness but got exiled here for being silly in here

[grizzled meadow]

Understandable

[gentle ridge]

I guess they are scared of what I could become

I hope one day to beat the allegations

[timid fern]

Its over i figured out how to make gifs now

[gentle ridge]

Until then. Greg army stays strong

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/897468390581628968/908214944351289344/unknown.png?ex=6517a714&is=65165594&hm=f175d716e4e23a13e35356a5f9fee8ea3a8e39b5983585c6b66a82e6e01d30e4&

@zealous briar

[gentle ridge]

Me.

[zealous briar]

Tickle porn is real now?

Pfff

[timid fern]

I do too

[tall prairie]

y

[pastel quartz]

They blocked me aswell

Fuck

[uncut obsidian]

NOT AGAIN

[gentle ridge]

I’m a free soul my friend. I’ll let this slide cuz you got a metrocop thing

[zealous briar]

Doesnt hold a candle to squat cobbling! 🥧

[grizzled meadow]

Am I the only one with zero problems right now

inb4 gets blocked

[tall prairie]

Combine supremacy

[uncut obsidian]

are you on the PC discord app

[grizzled meadow]

PC browser

I don't use the program anymore

[uncut obsidian]

restart the page

[grizzled meadow]

inb4 rip

Still working

[uncut obsidian]

you italian wizard

[grizzled meadow]

[uncut obsidian]

как ты это блять делаешь

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

how the fuck do you do this

[tall prairie]

F5

[uncut obsidian]

убей себя

[zealous briar]

Only russian femboy here today also admin dang it

cya guys in a week I guess xd

\s

[tall prairie]

What if you wanted to go to Brainfart but God said: russian admin femboy

[uncut obsidian]

they're all femboys, they just don't know it

the brainfart fungus will rot their brain eventually

[gentle ridge]

Russia is lame compared to Australia cuz they don’t have VB long necks

[zealous briar]

its a long process, discovering gender 🤭

[tall prairie]

Hilljua femboy 100%

[grizzled meadow]

Over my dead body

[uncut obsidian]

in a million years you'll get there

[zealous briar]

Im just a queer thanks but almost became trans 😄

[tall prairie]

So femboy

[zealous briar]

eh, I'll take it

[oblique spire]

this

[tall prairie]

Combine always right

[uncut obsidian]

kill cruisingllama

[placid sail]

fucking discord keeps breaking

[oblique spire]

Kill yourself

How about that

[zealous briar]

girls, be civil :p

this is a family friendly discord

or smth 🫢

[uncut obsidian]

🤓

[zealous briar]

what did you do 🙂

[uncut obsidian]

rare

[gentle ridge]

To silly…

[zealous briar]

dont be a clowner 🙂

[grizzled meadow]

I'll never understand if the problem is him smoking or the fact that he's doing shit on Discord

[pastel quartz]

Fr

[zealous briar]

tough guy wanted to get clout for smoking like the big boys 😄

[gentle ridge]

You can ask me I’m the dude in the video.

So essentially i was in garbage doing a stream to a bunch monolith people and my freedom mother came in

[pastel quartz]

Mom beat the shit out of him 100%

[uncut obsidian]

those emojis are killing me 😀

[zealous briar]

Bruh

[gentle ridge]

#truth!

[eager igloo]

Big boys smoke cancer sticks not homoclouds

Bruh

[zealous briar]

homocloud is a valid gender, fam

[uncut obsidian]

they put gay syrup in vapes

[eager igloo]

Aw hell nah mods can use blocked words

[eager igloo]

Literally facism

[grim sparrow]

Its so fucking grainy wtf

[uncut obsidian]

what happened to this one

fuckign exposed to radiation

[tall prairie]

chernobyl exclusion zone

[timid fern]

Returned from the dark zone

[zealous briar]

maybe his mom caught him posting so he had to cancel it mid-send but only some of the pixels cancelled

[gentle ridge]

Yeah I put it in garbage

[zealous briar]

no we shouldnt bully greg, he's good :))

[tall prairie]

ok we bully u

[uncut obsidian]

let's bully greg

[gentle ridge]

Ok

[tall prairie]

na bully madi

[zealous briar]

dont do it, think of the children guyyyss

[uncut obsidian]

i am the children

[tall prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-star-wars-not-just-the-men-but-the-women-and-children-too-not-just-the-men-women-and-children-too-gif-17266839

[rancid iris]

[uncut obsidian]

the first falco ones were funnier

greg fell off

[tall prairie]

falco based

[zealous briar]

thats why we use them at #🎪bruh-fart

[tall prairie]

thats why they work

[zealous briar]

we know >:)

[dreamy flax]

🎱 Question: should I kill myself
Answer: Most likely

[zealous briar]

What gender will you guys pick in Stalker 2?

[rancid iris]

based as fuck xela bot

[crimson flame]

grass