#🎪bruh-fart
odd sail
placid sail
the beauty particles
odd sail
fatphobic artery vs bodyloving artery
crimson flame
people dont understand, playing pos1 carry is so easy, you just gotta NOT FIGHT CONSTANTLY FOR 20 mins. i did that and carried my support fren 
crimson flame
18/1 kda btw
placid sail
adc not facediving into every fight early game? impossible challenge in every moba
pastel quartz
huh
midnight tree
adc not facediving into every fight early game? impossible challenge in every mo...
bro the first 3 letters of the alphabet is aBc, not aDc
i'm surrounded by imbeciles
crimson flame
pastel quartz
i just told a fucking deliveryman good morning at like 9 fucking pm
actually rip my throat out
pastel quartz
use it as a line for a tire pump
midnight tree
i tell people "mornin" at any time of the day
real tinsel
🤝
placid sail
i just told a fucking deliveryman good morning at like 9 fucking pm
he's gonna tell about it to every courier in the city, and they will tell their friends and relatives, and so on
pastel quartz
LITERALLY MY ONLY FEAR
placid sail
you are now the funniest guy in the whole Poland, how does it feel
midnight tree
fuck them bitches who think it's not morning somewhere in the world
pastel quartz
not the first time either
like
fuck you bean
first of all
fuck you
second
not the firs ttime
like the tenth at least
i might be slightly ill
placid sail
come on, vent it out, let your adhd flow
midnight tree
i tell people whatever i feel like at all times
crimson flame
i suspect this person is meomachine's twin or smth
pastel quartz
because i tried to correct myself
midnight tree
what are they gonna do? make me not say things?
crimson flame
midnight tree
yeah i forget the things im trying to say mid sentence a lot
placid sail
im still gonna cry
here's a little shocker no hyper self-aware person ever considers: nobody gives a fuck about you, everyone is deep in their own thoughts, insecurities and lives
that courier thought about you misspoking for a minute tops
pastel quartz
yeee but it still shivers my timber!!1
mint mist
hiiiii
midnight tree
i trail off and forget shit and so i just say "can't remember whatever i was gonna say... anyway" and then i switch topics
midnight tree
yeee but it still shivers my timber!!1
if it's any consolation i do not care about whatever it was you did in the slightest
pastel quartz
neat
somber warren
here's a little shocker no hyper self-aware person ever considers: nobody gives ...
true he probably was like huh whatever
midnight tree
i mean the white man doesn't care
what did you call me?
zealous remnant
i just told a fucking deliveryman good morning at like 9 fucking pm
oh that was you? lmao, i was wondering what the deliveryman was on about
zealous remnant
placid sail
true he probably was like huh whatever
no man what are you saying, that guy who busts his ass off driving shit around town the whole day and trying to meet the time deadlines and barely having time for himself is probably gonna think LMAO THAT KID and laugh for decades still
midnight tree
booyah lets hate turks
pastel quartz
götünə qoyum fatih
...
real tinsel
unfortunately
crimson flame
mint mist
hiii
pastel quartz
cavab ?
mint mist
hihi
midnight tree
i respect the big bulls
the ones that fuck your wife?
mint mist
hiiiii
placid sail
never say I don't do shit for you, khaytil
mint mist
khaytill?
pastel quartz
the ones that fuck your wife?
i don't have a wife
mint mist
wheres khaytill
mint mist
i miss him
pastel quartz
crimson flame
azerbaijani sounds like a mix between turkey and russian?
midnight tree
seems like a skill issue
pastel quartz
azerbaijani sounds like a mix between turkey and russian?
No
@real tinsel Söy ona
Azerbaijani is not like Russian
real tinsel
more like a funnier version of turkish with a teeny bit of arab
placid sail
azerbaijani sounds like a mix between turkey and russian?
wow, not even I could have thought of unintentionally making such an offensive remark
pastel quartz
BUT
placid sail
not bad, not bad
crimson flame
oh
real tinsel
<@318693410384904192> Söy ona
yo sən söy
pastel quartz
It is in fact mix of Turkish and 1 percent of Arabic
crimson flame
funny alphabets
crimson flame
wow, not even I could have thought of unintentionally making such an offensive r...
thanks. its my talent
real tinsel
no
placid sail
good luck boyo
somber warren
no man what are you saying, that guy who busts his ass off driving shit around t...
50/50
crimson flame
ö
pastel quartz
we have üğöəışç
placid sail
score some enforcer ass
zealous remnant
no man what are you saying, that guy who busts his ass off driving shit around t...
who knows it probably formed a core memory that just pops out of the blue every now and then
mint mist
https://tenor.com/view/smiling-javi-gutierrez-pedro-pascal-the-unbearable-weight...
omg i love pascal hiiiii
placid sail
who knows it probably formed a core memory that just pops out of the blue every ...
that's just some really insecure an anxious person's copium
mint mist
i remember everything everyone says
i remember everything as long as i regret it or if it was awkward
mint mist
ESPECIALLY THE EMBARRASING THINGS
yep
midnight tree
can't remember the shit i say though
real tinsel
wheres khaytill
i'm here maja are you blind
crimson flame
my native language only have è é and æ but replace that with eu
placid sail
maja is indeed blind
mint mist
i'm here maja are you blind
khaytil!!!!!!!! ;3 hiii i love u ❤️
placid sail
the moment you've changed your pfp and name, you're completely invisible for him
crimson flame
placid sail
change your pfp and name now again and look how confused he's gonna be
real tinsel
khaytil!!!!!!!! ;3 hiii i love u ❤️
hi maja thank you let's keep our relationship platonic please
crimson flame
be like me, not changing name or pfp for 5 yrs
placid sail
I'm so sorry maja
midnight tree
https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-chairman-mao-please-let-it-end-god-let-it-end-help-me-gif-23409937
crimson flame
better luck next time maja
somber warren
hi maja thank you let's keep our relationship platonic please
kha with the bangers
crimson flame
maybe ask again after you suck his cocc
placid sail
that's how it is in this bitch ass of a world, you think the most retarded person on the server is your sweetheart, and then he sees some juicy piece of soldier azeri ass and poof
gone like the wind
pastel quartz
@real tinsel Ayfondu ?
real tinsel
<@318693410384904192> Ayfondu ?
dalfondu
placid sail
ay, I love fondu too!
pastel quartz
ay, I love fondu too!
...
crimson flame
fondue
glad carbon
@midnight tree https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490732300566548/1149846450809876551/F5eZZnkXMAAIF4s.png
placid sail
sorry, sorry, couldn't fight the temptation, carry on with your date
real tinsel
deyir sikişin
midnight tree
NOOOOOOO IT WASN'T ME I DIDN'T SPILL THE CRAWFISH
placid sail
cya
pastel quartz
robust cove
Stop speaking in runes only I can do that kurwa
placid sail
deyir sikişin
don't slander my fair name you asshole, I have google translate too
pastel quartz
don't slander my fair name you asshole, I have google translate too
He says that you're saying 'fuck each other'
pastel quartz
yk what I mean
glad carbon
NOOOOOOO IT WASN'T ME I DIDN'T SPILL THE CRAWFISH
who did
placid sail
anyway I got stuff to do teehee
pastel quartz
He says that you're saying 'fuck each other'
say gex
robust cove
deyir sikişin
mint mist
Stop speaking in runes only I can do that kurwa
no
pastel quartz
He should be sent to Brazil
mint mist
we can do ti
real tinsel
don't slander my fair name you asshole, I have google translate too
the translation is wrong though. The thing i wrote means "he's saying go fuck each other"
placid sail
I would neither confirm nor deny this
proud torrent
mint mist
deyir sikişin
coś ty o mnie kurwa napisał, ty mała biedna kurwo? Wiedz śmieciu, że skończyłem studia oficerskie z najwyższymi ocenami i od razu po nich przyjęli mnie do GROMu, brałem udział w misjach w Kosowie, Nikaragui, Portoryko, Iraku, Afganistanie i Pakistanie i mam ponad 300 zabitych terrorystów na koncie. Jestem doskonale przeszkolony w walce partyzanckiej i jako snajper - dostałem odznaczenie dla najlepszego strzelca wyborowego Wojska Polskiego. Jestes dla mnie po prostu kolejnym celem, któremu mogę niespodziewanie rozjebać łeb z 800 metrów. Zmiote cie smieciu z powierzchni ziemii z precyzja dotad nieznana na tej planecie, slyszysz chujku? Myslisz psie, ze mozesz sobie pisac w internecie co tylko zechcesz nie poniesiesz za to konsekwencji? Blad skurwysynu, gdy to czytasz moi kumple z Agencji Bezpieczenstwa Wewnetrzego we wspolpracy z CIA namierzaja twoj adres IP, wiec szykuj swoja dupe na jesien sreniowiecza. Jestes juz kurewsko martwy, szczeniaku. Moge w tej chwili byc gdziekolwiek, ale i tak gdy tylko najdzie mnie ochota moge cie rozjebac na jeden z siedmiuset sposobow a i to tylko golymi rekoma. Poza doskonałym przeszkoleniu we wschodnich sztukach walki (znam kung-fu, karate - czarny pas, krav maga i zloty medal w jiu-jitsu) znam sie rewelacyjnie na broni, a tej mam caly arsenal i uwierz mi, uzyje jej tyle, aby z twojego marnego zycia nie zostal nawet najdrobniejszy atom . Gdybys wiedzial gowniarzu co sciagasz na siebie swoim "madralinskim" hejtem pewnie zesralbys sie cztery razy w gacie i pisal gdzie sie da, ze zalujesz chocby samego pomyslenia o tym. Ale nie mogles tego wiedziec i teraz suko zaplacisz za to najwyzsza cene. Jestes pierdolonym trupem.
placid sail
holy shit
robust cove
placid sail
azeri junkie's memorandum
somber warren
it is 300 confirmed kills copypasta in polish
placid sail
it's maja freaking out his sweetheart is talking to someone else
real tinsel
coś ty o mnie kurwa napisał, ty mała biedna kurwo? Wiedz śmieciu, że skończyłem ...
you couldn't kill me maja
you love me
placid sail
kinda sweet in a way
crimson flame
it is 300 confirmed kills copypasta in polish
more like 300 sucked cocks
pastel quartz
ayo the pizza here
somber warren
more like 300 sucked cocks
polish after all
pastel quartz
You're German... So INVADE POLAND
robust cove
i know it bc i saw 300
"I know because I watched the movie 300 which means I'm based 
"
mint mist
You're German... So INVADE POLAND
yay funny
placid sail
dump this fuck maja, he swapped you for a hot I need boolets screaming azeri piece of ass
pastel quartz
You're German... So INVADE POLAND
Just like the Austrian Painter did
mint mist
dump this fuck maja, he swapped you for a hot I need boolets screaming azeri pie...
i'd do the same
somber warren
"I know because I watched the movie 300 which means I'm based <:GrokChadGAMMA:97...
i know
pastel quartz
dump this fuck maja, he swapped you for a hot I need boolets screaming azeri pie...
Polish*
placid sail
you're never gonna score with an attitude like that, maja
pastel quartz
Azerbaijani is not like that
robust cove
Just like the Austrian Painter did
pastel quartz
Silence
undone tree
fierce jay
somber warren
You're German... So INVADE POLAND
not yet
crimson flame
i just saw a slightly muscular man wearing a singlet, speaking in a very feminime, high tone voice
i am shook
mint mist
https://tenor.com/view/polish-gif-22577294
hiiiiii
grim sluice
🫳
🪨
FUCK, flew too close to the sun.
somber warren
<:Susge:1093732857354145853>
i mean i would never do that
placid sail
i just saw a slightly muscular man wearing a singlet, speaking in a very feminim...
your poor heterosexuality is under attack?
heavy peak
https://tenor.com/view/poland-brock-lesnar-scream-polska-poland-flag-gif-2479301...
Sad thing is
The planned trip to more places in Poland didn't go as planned
Fckin timing
mint mist
ewwwwwww
robust cove
Sad thing is
The planned trip to more places in Poland didn't go as planned
You hit the world border or smthn?
placid sail
witam means hi
real tinsel
why be heterosexual when you can be bisexual and try a bit of everything
undone tree
😦
heavy peak
You hit the world border or smthn?
No
Bad timing with vacations
crimson flame
why be heterosexual when you can be bisexual and try a bit of everything
i love boobs too much sorry
undone tree
fuck beavers
real tinsel
i love boobs too much sorry
men also have boobs
robust cove
witam means hi
It means welcome
placid sail
oh
real tinsel
there are men who take pills to have women boobs
crimson flame
steroid boobs
robust cove
No
Bad timing with vacations
Ahh
crimson flame
yikes
placid sail
I thought it means hello
heavy peak
It can also mean that
placid sail
eh same thing
heavy peak
Kurwa wycieraczki
placid sail
ew skynet is Polish too
robust cove
It can also mean that
Sure bro, go say "witam" to a store clerk in żabka 
real tinsel
fat man boobs feel very different from woman boobs
placid sail
fat man boobs feel very different from woman boobs
I'll take your word for it
heavy peak
Ok forget what i said
robust cove
I'd say it more so mean "greetings"
undone tree
Sure bro, go say "witam" to a store clerk in żabka <:kekw:919974270132711444>
every email I get from polish customers:
heavy peak
Welcome is correct
glad carbon
real tinsel
woman boob is soft and squishy like a water balloon but fat man boob is like a plastic bag filled with oil
robust cove
every email I get from polish customers:
Yeah, because an email is officiall
placid sail
ah, Polish ethnicities are at war with each other too 
robust cove
It ain't morning
undone tree
doesn't matter if it's morning
placid sail
pizza with the taste of... embarrassement
robust cove
doesn't matter if it's morning
It does?
placid sail
pastel quartz
pizza with the taste of... embarrassement
the way i like it
undone tree
nu uh
pastel quartz
deep down i do, maybe not on the surface
they gave me bacon instead of chicken tho
so fuck them
robust cove
placid sail
how the fuck can you mistake bacon for chicken
pastel quartz
dunno, miscommunication maybe?
somber warren
heavy peak
Blin
Ostatni raz kiedy był w Polsce
W Biedronki albo w żabki kurwa nic nie było do wyboru.
Lidl też prawie nic nie miał 
Magazyny wyboru żadnego nie mają...
robust cove
Blin
Ostatni raz kiedy był w Polsce
W Biedronki albo w żabki kurwa nic nie było ...
Xd
glad carbon
wtf polish chat
placid sail
skynet rap is fire
somber warren
placid sail
submissive Polish twink
placid sail
as intended by God
glad carbon
Dont make me hungry
have you ever had the costco deepdish pizza
placid sail
too late boyo
glad carbon
its really really good
robust cove
submissive Polish twink
Ban him @heavy peak
heavy peak
have you ever had the costco deepdish pizza
We don't have that here
glad carbon
fuck you beaner
placid sail
📸 🤨
placid sail
caught in 4k HD
crimson flame
fat man boobs feel very different from woman boobs
look man you can touch man boobs, or any kind of boobs you like, i dont care, i just dont want to touch man boobs or grown boobs or whatever
torpid jewel
Blin
Ostatni raz kiedy był w Polsce
W Biedronki albo w żabki kurwa nic nie było ...
żabka has hotdog
and thats it
a bunch of overpriced shit
lidl is fucking based though
pastel quartz
NOOO
torpid jewel
robust cove
mods are Polish too
No they aren't
heavy peak
lidl is fucking based though
Compared to lithuanian lidl, it sucks
placid sail
No they aren't
yeah right, and skynet just posted a whole article of his finest French speech then
robust cove
Compared to lithuanian lidl, it sucks
Everything polish fucking sucks
heavy peak
Like ffs, a solid 8 years ago, we were going to Biedronka daily to grab some snack or president cheese and what not
robust cove
yeah right, and skynet just posted a whole article of his finest French speech t...
Who? 
heavy peak
Now whenever we have an opportunity to go to it... nothing to grab
torpid jewel
Like ffs, a solid 8 years ago, we were going to Biedronka daily to grab some sna...
biedronka is awful
heavy peak
Now yes
placid sail
Who? <:DisgustedClint:984974595599777832>
that guy with a Russian Z on pfp
robust cove
that guy with a Russian Z on pfp
You are retarded
placid sail
I honestly don't know how his nickname reads, but I think he said it means skynet or something
torpid jewel
its honestly amazing how in every biedronka there's a bunch of cargo just laying around the store on palletes
every single fucking one
pastel quartz
mmmmanmmmm pizzer so good
placid sail
You are retarded
mean
heavy peak
that guy with a Russian Z on pfp
Russian Z.... bro, fuck off
I have receipts of having this logo for over a decade
placid sail
come on I'm goofing
pastel quartz
Zo baZed
silent pawn
placid sail
it's even the other way around, why do you even get mad
heavy peak
it's even the other way around, why do you even get mad
Because im dead tired
Exhausted even
placid sail
well get some proper rest man
heavy peak
Fckin bourbon is going down very smoothly
robust cove
Fckin bourbon is going down very smoothly
Alcoholic dad please don't beat brainfarters today
heavy peak
Double portion of old fashioned hits just right
torpid jewel
SAME
torpid jewel
i fucking love gin holy fuck
heavy peak
Nah fuck vodka
torpid jewel
if i could get my blood replaced with gin i fucking would
placid sail
you can hate vodka all you want, but it's the bread and butter of alcohol
heavy peak
One thing i cant find anymore here, is Plymouth gin
heavy peak
you can hate vodka all you want, but it's the bread and butter of alcohol
Its just alcohol with no flavour
No fun
Just angry water
torpid jewel
regular vodka is fun with friends
placid sail
angry water is funny
torpid jewel
flavored vodka is nice in general
placid sail
sometimes I just wanna get smashed you know, I don't care about the flavour anyway
if I want flavour, I'll get gin
heavy peak
I literally chugged the whole bottle during the cousins marriage thing
It didn't hit me at all
torpid jewel
gin is vodka technically
heavy peak
Gin is flavoured vodka tho
placid sail
the flavour is nice tho
robust cove
It didn't hit me at all
Real Lithuanian
heavy peak
damn, alcoholic mod
Alcoholic would mean me drinking daily till ive passed out
glad carbon
torpid jewel
pussy
placid sail
alcoholic is when you can chug a bottle and don't feel a think
heavy peak
threw up 4 times
Weak sauce
pastel quartz
i drank like... idk 8 fl oz?
heavy peak
Next time have food
placid sail
well, unless you're a big ass boar
pastel quartz
im a huge lightweight
torpid jewel
i drank like... idk 8 fl oz?
do you weight like 35kg
heavy peak
i drank like... idk 8 fl oz?
Please in non regarded units
pastel quartz
i weigh 135lbs
robust cove
Please in non regarded units
heavy peak
well, unless you're a big ass boar
I mean, i have the mass to handle the alcohol
But i have a hard coded limit
placid sail
figures then
torpid jewel
i don't have the mass to handle alcohol
placid sail
I kinda like being a stick man
placid sail
300 ml of vodka tops, and I'm already pretty much smashed
torpid jewel
get good
placid sail
very cheap
pastel quartz
what am i translating oz into? ml?
heavy peak
Rn i have vanilla absolute vodka in the bar
silent pawn
solar obsidian
heavy peak
Actually i could go and make myself pornstar martiny and smash myself out on the spot
heavy peak
But everyone's asleep
silent pawn
torpid jewel
what am i translating these to
yes
heavy peak
what am i translating these to
Yes
torpid jewel
ml
heavy peak
Wack
pastel quartz
i had 2 beers too but that wasnt what made me vom
silent pawn
One time me and 2 buddies demolished a 1.75 L of vodka
placid sail
oh man
pastel quartz
i hate alcohol
placid sail
that black rum was so tasty, too
fuck man it's a bad topic to discuss while I can't drink ;_;
heavy peak
i had 2 beers too but that wasnt what made me vom
Bro
You literally drank Yorsh
tulip ravine
Hello chat
silent pawn
That was a wild hunting trip
pastel quartz
Bro
You literally drank Yorsh
i dont even know what brand of vodka it was
heavy peak
No wonder you vomited
tulip ravine
Update: things have calmed down now, for now 
placid sail
Yorsh is a mix of vodka and beer
robust cove
fuck man it's a bad topic to discuss while I can't drink ;_;
God gives the hardest battles to his biggest alcoholics
pastel quartz
heavy peak
i dont even know what brand of vodka it was
Bro
Yorsch
Mixing beer with vodka
It fucks you up hard
silent pawn
If I ever see a bottle of Smirnoff in person again
torpid jewel
first time i drank alochol i drank 250ml of vodka, like prolly half a glass of gin and only had a mild headache in the morning
im 47kg
silent pawn
I'll prolly puke my guts up
placid sail
Bro
Yorsch
Mixing beer with vodka
It fucks you up hard
hold on
pastel quartz
Bro
Yorsch
Mixing beer with vodka
It fucks you up hard
my friend didnt tell me that
i think i wouldve thrown up anyways
placid sail
hear me out
heavy peak
No fuck off
pastel quartz
heavy peak
placid sail
westerners confused with that thing, but maybe Polish will understand
robust cove
westerners confused with that thing, but maybe Polish will understand
What
placid sail
do you have the same common knowledge among you
robust cove
Amongus
placid sail
that lowering the stiffness of drink is a bad time?
robust cove
Sorry my bad
solar obsidian
No fuck off
trust me, he can outdrink your sorry ass
heavy peak
that lowering the stiffness of drink is a bad time?
Absolutely
solar obsidian
anyway
placid sail
i.e. drinking beer after vodka
solar obsidian
placid sail
HELL YEAH
torpid jewel
first time i drank alochol i drank 250ml of vodka, like prolly half a glass of g...
oh actually i had a bit of 70% naleweczka too
robust cove
that lowering the stiffness of drink is a bad time?
I only go higher
placid sail
SLAVICS UNITE
pastel quartz
Liquor then beer, in the clear
they did tell me that
silent pawn
Gym>alcohol
pastel quartz
also apparently like alcoholism runs in my family like crazy bad so im kinda glad i didnt like it
heavy peak
I wouldn't mind some mead rn
Grabbed a few quality bottles with me, while i was in Zakopany
silent pawn
Gonna make homemade mead one of these days
Take a single sip and die from 17 different yeast infections
torpid jewel
also apparently like alcoholism runs in my family like crazy bad so im kinda gla...
how are people alcoholic in the us wtf
i would rather drink rat poison
placid sail
I once tried a homemade gin, and it was the tastiest gin I've ever had
robust cove
Gym>alcohol
Alcohol -> driving
silent pawn
i would rather drink rat poison
Jack Daniels
placid sail
it flowed like delicious water of the forest
silent pawn
Alcohol -> driving
Get this man his keys
torpid jewel
I once tried a homemade gin, and it was the tastiest gin I've ever had
im planning to do some too
heavy peak
how are people alcoholic in the us wtf
Literally impossible
They get hospitalized before finishing a single bottle
robust cove
Jack Daniels
🤮
silent pawn
And the US hates you Mya
torpid jewel
you did just vodka + that fucking fruit that idk the name of in english
pastel quartz
Alcohol -> driving
Under arrest.
torpid jewel
or actual vodka
robust cove
Under arrest.
Skill issue dawg
pastel quartz
silent pawn
Jack and Coke is solid
pastel quartz
!1984
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ruby minnow
silent pawn
Where's here
torpid jewel
actually i dont think that making high % alcohol is legal in poland
pastel quartz
here in the usa
placid sail
jack and coke is for cheap clubs and school time parties
torpid jewel
you did just vodka + that fucking fruit that idk the name of in english
@placid sail
placid sail
you gotta step up your alcoholic game once you get older
silent pawn
Oh one of thosssee Americans
heavy peak
Actually
I make the most controversial but actually tastiest Cuba Libre i had at home
robust cove
jack and coke is for cheap clubs and school time parties
Absolutely
pastel quartz
Oh one of thosssee Americans
uhh,,, which those are you talking about
heavy peak
7y old Angostura rum, with Pepsi and a bit of bitters
pastel quartz
Absolutely
Shawarma
silent pawn
Wait are you in us or not mya
placid sail
<@231842552729305098>
?
you mean what's the flavoring for gin?
I think it's juniper berry usually
pastel quartz
Wait are you in us or not mya
i am in the US
silent pawn
Juniper, orange peel, etc
pastel quartz
but when you say "those americans" you could mean anything
heavy peak
<:hmmtakenote:1045014447690879047>
Can also add a bit of lime juice if you want
torpid jewel
yeah yeah ik, but did you just add juniper into regular vodka or made it from scratch
pastel quartz
Juniper, orange peel, etc
placid sail
also
silent pawn
but when you say "those americans" you could mean *anything*
Commies
placid sail
you may call my basic bitch
placid sail
but I like good ol long island iced tea
torpid jewel
adding juniper into vodka is technically not legally gin
placid sail
(when it's good)
torpid jewel
but it tastes like gin so idc
placid sail
adding juniper into vodka is technically not legally gin
usually it's a number of spices and stuff, not just one thing
robust cove
gn
heavy peak
but I like good ol long island iced tea
At the end of the day, if you're having a drink that you like, you did it right
placid sail
damn right
pastel quartz
@heavy peak Can you unexile me please
silent pawn
Ok, coffee liqueur, Yay or nay
heavy peak
<@606902268435890177> Can you unexile me please
No, fuck off
sage otter
Ok, coffee liqueur, Yay or nay
Fk yes
heavy peak
(who is he anyway, what's his crime? )
tranquil basalt
sage otter
Coffee liqueur and coco liqueur
placid sail
exiled forever (for his azeri sins and so that khaytil may finally hook up)
pastel quartz
I've been exiled for too long
I’ve never seen you before, we’re you brain farted today?
silent pawn
See, I tried making a black Russian once I nearly threw it up... but that may have been due to using Kahlua and Smirnoff
lunar brook
(who is he anyway, what's his crime? <:KekSkew:1146905259810234368>)
Being too handsome
pastel quartz
i like white russians
lunar brook
Ok what
tranquil basalt
another victim of brainfart
splendid 
placid sail
the only alcohol that almost made me throw up is some weird ass Turkish raki
silent pawn
<:pepew:1075179904896880711>
College student moment
placid sail
the other guy did throw up
heavy peak
Im blessed that i found a specialized hidden store not so far from me
That has some top tier shit to choose from
Compared to your typical franchise liquor stores
silent pawn
I walk into specs, realize I'm not spending 80 dollars for liquor, get a pack of Pabst blue ribbon
heavy peak
I got myself a double barrel aged bourbon for 60 eu, which im enjoying rn
placid sail
expensive booze for occasions, cologne and window cleaner daily
heavy peak
I usually spend a bit and stretch it for a month or two
silent pawn
*80 for a 500 ml
heavy peak
expensive booze for occasions, cologne and window cleaner daily
Nah, fuck that
placid sail
silent pawn
1 shots worth of nice sipping alcohol, 5 of rotgut
fierce jay
heavy peak
Because his dumbass was drinking all night
placid sail
good, treat yourself well, don't just drink for drinking
pastel quartz
STUPID
pastel quartz
hi maja
silent pawn
Dos Equis is vile
heavy peak
good, treat yourself well, don't just drink for drinking
Like i once spent 16 eu on what looked like a whiskey, that had a strong cherry taste
pastel quartz
the beers my friend got were the special modelo stuff
heavy peak
It was tasty
pastel quartz
their favorite
heavy peak
But my god did it gave me a splitting headdache of a lifetime
silent pawn
Cheap alcohol has more waste products because they cheap out on purification and filtering, hence the headache
Apparently if you run cheap vodka through a Brita filter or similar, it gets rid of many of the toxins (not really toxins but just bad stuff)
Leading to a smoother taste and lighter hangover
placid sail
Like i once spent 16 eu on what looked like a whiskey, that had a strong cherry ...
there's been a story here recently with lots of people dying from drinking "mister sider" which is a very cheap booze
pastel quartz
i like hennesy but for £44 a bottle in a local store it’s definitely hard to get frequently
placid sail
as it turned out, it had methyl fucking alcohol in it
silent pawn
Jesus fuck
placid sail
so yeah don't cheapskate people
toxic sundial
silent pawn
Reminds me of stories of Russians drinking antifreeze and wood alcohol
placid sail
yup
toxic sundial
as it turned out, it had methyl fucking alcohol in it <:KekSkew:1146905259810234...
Me when I moonshine incorrectly
mint mist
toxic sundial
They were
toxic sundial
You throw away the first 15% of alcohol you produce
pastel quartz
Reminds me of stories of Russians drinking antifreeze and wood alcohol
reminds me of the story of... mike malloy, some guys tried poisoning him with wood alcohol and he just didnt care
kept drinking it
placid sail
damn
silent pawn
Got that 1.75 gpa college student mind set
silent pawn
Damn I want a polish AK
heavy peak
pastel quartz
its already american thursday
placid sail
nuh uh
pastel quartz
yeah huh
heavy peak
Damn I want a polish AK
What about Romanian pump action AK?
placid sail
go be free (of healthcare) somewhere else >:(
pastel quartz
i will, eventually
toxic sundial
its already american thursday
It's like 3 pm on Thursday
silent pawn
What about Romanian pump action AK?
Brandon Herrera enjoyer
toxic sundial
What kinda -19 timezones you be in?
heavy peak
P!fiction
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foggy mantleBOT
pastel quartz
P!cat
foggy mantleBOT
fierce jay
We made this one up
mint mist
p!cat
foggy mantleBOT
fierce jay
It’s fiction
pastel quartz
p!cat
foggy mantleBOT
placid sail
not this time
placid sail
what is 100 F
silent pawn
Uhhh one sec
silent pawn
36-37
toxic sundial
P!cat
placid sail
we need a bot to translate from burgers per eagles to actual metrics
foggy mantleBOT
fierce jay
100 Fucks given
mint mist
we have 50 in UK
silent pawn
Cap
placid sail
oof 37 is kinda hot
toxic sundial
I LOVE IT BEING 100 F OUT IN OCTOBER
Me when the irreparable damage we have done to our only planet
fierce jay
37 god damn
mint mist
37 is nothing what are u guys on about
silent pawn
Me when the irreparable damage we have done to our only planet
that's why I'm majoring nuclear engi
fierce jay
You live in a furnace?
placid sail
that's why I'm majoring nuclear engi
to finish it off?
mint mist
You live in a furnace?
i live in poland/canada
in both, the lowest are lowest and highest are highest
silent pawn
to finish it off? <:TROLLED:1049997185703481415>
Need the zone already
toxic sundial
😦
mint mist
here in poland, it snows fire, i saw a dragon once aswell
toxic sundial
Maja in your head
mint mist
in canada i found a ice troll
toxic sundial
Rent free
mint mist
it was like -42
placid sail
Need the zone already
you do realize everyone here, you included, are gonna be zombies at best
silent pawn
Yep
placid sail
and maybe some will be snorks
fierce jay
i live in poland/canada
in both, the lowest are lowest and highest are highest
Wouldn’t have figured Poland nor Canada to be that hot in the summer
toxic sundial
you do realize everyone here, you included, are gonna be zombies at best
What if I'm built different
placid sail
What if I'm built different
fine, you're gonna be the karlik
mint mist
Wouldn’t have figured Poland nor Canada to be that hot in the summer
both are so hot that if you go outside in summer, you'll burn unless u have sunscrene of 1,500,000 pwoer
placid sail
imagine using sunscreen lmao
toxic sundial
I'm sure in an apocalypse I'd be the main character hero and not immediately die and get eaten by my neighbors
jolly coral
canada have been literally on fire for months? wdym it's not hot
mint mist
silent pawn
I can't wait for the Texas winter to be miserably wet and below freezing
jolly coral
can't wait for the electricity prices to reach the moon
silent pawn
Have a repeat of 3 weeks of snow where everyone shits their pants cause their pipes explode
placid sail
maja behave
silent pawn
Someone translate I don't speak alcoholism
placid sail
man
toxic sundial
L
mint mist
L
placid sail
I used to love the heat and dreamt of living in a country where it's warm all year long
toxic sundial
P!cat
foggy mantleBOT
placid sail
but either I'm getting old, or the life spent in skyrim changed me, but I actually look forward to winter
silent pawn
mint mist
ugwe
heavy peak
@placid sail fuck me
It went so smoothly, that the effect wore off already
placid sail
this summer was a bit tiring
mint mist
fuck him beans
placid sail
<@231842552729305098> fuck me
It went so smoothly, that the effect wore off alre...
right on man
silent pawn
but either I'm getting old, or the life spent in skyrim changed me, but I actual...
Winter means I can hunt and larp with the boys in full kit and not melt
placid sail
drink for me too, cos I can't ;_;
jolly coral
but either I'm getting old, or the life spent in skyrim changed me, but I actual...
I think summer is more hot than warm nowadays
mint mist
fall is just a better summer
placid sail
Winter means I can hunt and larp with the boys in full kit and not melt
you're an airsoft enthusiast?
silent pawn
you're an airsoft enthusiast?
No I mean with actual guns
jolly coral
fall is just a better summer
fall is one week of jacket and jeans weather before winter
placid sail
ah, actual hunting
silent pawn
And mag-dumping into trash while larping
toxic sundial
P!cat
foggy mantleBOT
silent pawn
My buddy is going as a freedomer while I'm making a monolith kit
placid sail
damn, stalker larping
silent pawn
Already have the camo top and bottom, gas mask, and plate carrier+ vest
Just need a few patches and a backpack
placid sail
patches are dirt cheap on aliexpress
or well, ebay or amazon I guess, for westerners
silent pawn
Ehh, Amazon/eBay is like, 12 USD for a pair
placid sail
WHAAAT
silent pawn
Yeh
placid sail
highway robbery
silent pawn
placid sail
I'm sorry I ever dissed you, aliexpress, you beautiful pile of chinese trash
you're the best
jolly coral
you might be better off looking up an emroidery shop and ordering in bulk
silent pawn
Honestly
I also have a friend who knows how to work with foam and fabric, so they'll make the orange -brown padding for the vest and arms
pale ingot
what happens after you sell the patches to a trader
placid sail
Aslan you piece of shit
silent pawn
"REAL MONOLITH STALKER PATCH FROM ZONE, SLIGHTLY BLOOD, USED"
placid sail
the ones with the bits of blood are the best ones 
livid pond
pale ingot
everything that gets sold in the zone actually just makes its way to sidorovich
sidorovich is the anomaly that holds everything
livid pond
placid sail
that fried chicken ain't cheap
heavy peak
sidorovich is the anomaly that holds everything
Sidorovich is literally a Furniture
silent pawn
sidorovich is the anomaly that holds everything
Sidorovich watching a rookie scream and bleed out on his bunker floor (rookie couldn't afford 12k rouble bandage)
livid pond
heavy peak
Ok, and? 
pale ingot
Sidorovich is literally a Furniture
i read something about sidorovich being essential to any map in stalker SoC, like if he wasnt somewhere in the map it would crash
heavy peak
i read something about sidorovich being essential to any map in stalker SoC, lik...
Sidorovich is literally categorized ingame as a Furniture
You can wish for everything in the zone to be gone
Aka every npc reduced to atoms
silent pawn
Marked one, what da hellll
heavy peak
But Sidorovich will still sit in his bunker
silent pawn
Sidorovich will be at the heat death of the universe, eating a turkey leg on a floating chair and charging 90k for a loaf of bread
pale ingot
sidorovich will be selling air to astronauts
slate crown
silent pawn
sidorovich will be selling air to astronauts
"for you comrade cosmonaut, a special deal. 200k for 2 minutes of air, I'll even throw in a few stale farts"
toxic sundial
P!cat
foggy mantleBOT
ruby minnow
praying for your downfall
pastel quartz
Based
silent pawn
pastel quartz
The true main character
pale ingot
he puts the erk in berserk
pastel quartz
So true...
silent pawn
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
Why does he look so cute
ruby minnow
livid pond
pastel quartz
ruby minnow
me talking to every girl who is interested in me
livid pond
valid
native jungle
Guy is loaded and still drives around in an 02 Camry or something. Respect.
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/heart-games-boys-heart-break-gif-6146762
MESSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SSIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
haughty shore
Typical sheboon behavior
slender rock
urban ocean
Lol dude 1 for 1 copied the original
lapis zinc
Gotta use the coupons on the app
silent pawn
Why does he look so cute
Femboy who commits thousands of war crimes
somber warren
Why does he look so cute
its bc your polish
tulip ravine
Gotta use the coupons on the app
Oh yeah I did, used the 50 percent off and got 27 inch of pizza
somber warren
how much is that in cm
swift scarab
Mmm pizzer
swift scarab
somber warren
discord took a shit
somber warren
yeah
swift scarab
Not for me
zealous remnant
Mmm pizzer
hard r? really? in this discord server?
swift scarab
Probably just his internet
toxic sundial
P!cat
foggy mantleBOT
zealous remnant
how much is that in cm
something like 69cm
zealous remnant
68.58 but i rounded up
tulip ravine
zealous remnant
because funni number
somber warren
wtf why is the pizza so big
tulip ravine
Remind me to get Mrs 2 large pizza
zealous remnant
bro be eating for several weeks
tulip ravine
For that pizza rizz
tulip ravine
bro be eating for several weeks
I can eat a 13.5 inch pizza in one go
My metabolism is god like, I can eat all day and night and still be healthy weight
toxic sundial
P!cat
foggy mantleBOT
undone wave
Jaku Kaioh
zealous remnant
I can eat a 13.5 inch pizza in one go <:KekSkew:1146905259810234368>
bruh, i so much as look at a pizza anymore and it's like, +20 lbs
undone wave
eager igloo
native jungle
remote vine
ruby minnow
https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654
every brainfart user is back to crying themselves to sleep
sullen osprey
meme I madehttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079759762285150368/1157088831372283994/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.mp4?ex=65175673&is=651604f3&hm=0288e678c21fc923bfaa019d5efb90fb254c608f39635a12f05d1ecc5271ab19&
final cedar
https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654
ruby minnow
man i just want to eat concerete
feral kiln
native jungle
Fresh mixed concrete is literally free and no one is stopping you from eating it.
ruby minnow
free food literally
native jungle
pearl patrol
toxic sundial
queen finch
slender rock
toxic sundial
https://www.panzerbaer.de/types/pix/bw_fahrschulpz_wiesel_1-IMGP1054i.jpg
As funny looking as they are if you had to advance on an enemy position I'd rather have it than not
queen finch
As funny looking as they are if you **had** to advance on an enemy position I'd ...
Well yea, Wiesel is a great Fire support vehicle
Also great Anti Tank Platform, the TOW variant that is, which germany retired a couple of years back sadly
toxic sundial
Well yea, Wiesel is a great Fire support vehicle
There are swat teams in some big cities in the states that will buy old construction tractors and replace the bucket with an armored platform to get a rifle team onto second floors
Main practical application
queen finch
There are swat teams in some big cities in the states that will buy old construc...
May i present, the Panther ATGM Carrier
queen finch
There was also a version on the MAN KAT
Was supposed to either be armed with HOT or PARS 3 LR ATGM's
toxic sundial
Thats like a great idea though, pop a remote controlled atgm launcher on an extendable platform to peek over hilltops or cover
queen finch
That was the german way during the Cold war, can also be seen in the Bo 105 Helicopters armed with ATGM's, the gunners optic was mounted above the gunner ontop of the cabin to facilitate shooting over cover, such as trees or terrain
Basically "How can we kill as many soviet tanks as possible without creating a big target or putting our crews into too much danger"
toxic sundial
Cold war experimental tech has such a vibe to it
Not software or computers available, all ingenuity comes from hardkill systems
queen finch
Well there was Software, it was just very "rudimentary/basic"
quartz ridge
<@714738192229597214> they aren't locked
romania!!
queen finch
Not software or computers available, all ingenuity comes from hardkill systems
but yea they tried a lot of stuff with the technology they had available, or just invented new stuff, after all what better stimulus is there to R&D than war, or the perspective of war
slender rock
@quartz ridge Laguna
native jungle
naive horizon
pastel quartz
@maiden carbon sex mod when
naive horizon
toxic sundial
naive horizon
solar coral
uncut obsidian
<@145883656500543489> sex mod when
welcome to brainfart exile
solar coral
welcome to brainfart exile
pog
uncut obsidian
please await for your execution by grok
pastel quartz
Firing squad please
solar coral
pastel quartz
Deep vein thrombosis
oblique spire
why the fuck would you bring skom into that
steady trellis
we dont wait for that
dreamy flaxBOT
@pastel quartz (rizehun) has been muted for 6 hours for reason: Read the rules, stop the bullshit pings
oblique spire
do it, leave Falco and Iedy
foggy mantleBOT
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oblique spire
yes he did
posted a video with the soft N
bruh
lemme guess by skom
s5?
hmm
How dare you compare me to s5
I'm the biggest racist here
and you comparing me to s5 is disrespectful
how so
FINEEEEE I'll be racist to my black friend
Who's more arabic lookin headass then black but its funny because he has like 0.6% black in him
toxic sundial
15,000$ picture
oblique spire
@winged phoenix
noble cape
Can I get a doctor here to tell me what this is
oblique spire
Can't post what i said bc I'd be banned
toxic sundial
please await for your execution by grok
Grok's got a Glock and he's itchin
noble cape
oblique spire
yes
uncut obsidian
Can't post what i said bc I'd be banned
post
noble cape
it's about the size of one of those banana stickers
noble cape
Brainfart will be my doctor today
noble cape
I trust you boys with my life
toxic sundial
Literally me 