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Imagine
What's your rank ?
i be coolin here brah idc bout nun
We start as Lt. if we finish university here
well i say watching but i dont really keep up with stuff
ye saem
i know biden likes kids and ice cream
that's about it
i be on living on the moon
Very interesting. I just began my journey in law enforcement, I went to college for a few years. I’m in patrol
I believe our ranks work differently
Yep
Because the Lt.s there are head of a department
eventually im just kinda gonna skip town on this whole country, doesnt seem to friendly to me
while just an ordinary officer here
What country would you rather live in Mya
my friend suggested sweden
Do you speak Swedish
noo but he told me a decent amount of people there speak english
Azerbaijani checkpoint go pro footage
Well, I believe gaining rights to citizenship in Sweden is a grueling process that takes many years.
i lowkey want to move out of here when i've got my feet on the ground
So be ready for that
probably someone far, or near
depending on budget
he lives in sweden and he said its like 80%
I’ve traveled a lot and I don’t think I want to leave the states.
a lot of people in 'germanic' europe speak english
but idk how true that is
things are getting sketchy for my group of ppl
safety wise
germany is very safe for the type
We got Artzakh caputilated in 2 days... LOL
Armenians can cry
fr
That sounds pretty intense
only old ppl don't speak english
or witts a feeery fick accents
None of it sounds funny to me, but you are living in it
So I guess humor helps you relax
I listened to "crunchy"?
Yes
Be safe bro
Here is good not much crimes
every german has a very thicc accent tbh
i've met both
The good thing about your country is that crimes have severe punishments.
English cockney accent: Bo'le of wa'er
i guess if you live abroad you will loose your accent a bit
or speak english daily
hi torres
like, very neutral international accent as well as someone who might be moustache man's secretary
sup
In my state in the US, people can leave the jail cell while they wait for sentencing without paying a single dime
Which lets them just run away
there is no death sentence here tho
they should leave smaller gaps in the bars then
and we don't kill much people
Signature bonds, great in theory, gets people killed in practice
Agreed
it works like that here
for heinous crimes, like mass murder?
No, life imprisonment
To me death is far worse than anything else.
instead of death sentence
I always love those body cam youtube channels that show the same crackhead getting arrested 5 times in a few months because some judge decided to give him another signature bond
i look at the maximum sentence people can get in countries, and then i look at singapore
I believe in a higher power but some people don’t. I think if they truly believe that life ends when you are dead, nothingness is far worse than misery
I would agree there are crimes worthy of the death sentence, but I don't believe the government should have the ability or power to give that sentence
i'm sure he won't do it a 6th time
Getting shot for not wearing a hijab in Iran as a woman...
It’s a little more extensive than this
fr that country went to shit so bad
He only just led them on a highspeed chase and endangered dozens I'm sure he's reformed though 
foreign influence 💯
I don't believe in religion or afterlife, so I agree I only believe God
he is a good kid, he was about to better himself
SIR GET DOWN
who's to say that paper dont cost millions
SIR GET DOWN
GUN GUN GUN
So you have faith in God but you just dont believe in like the church?
yup
masalah
The country official religion is Islam.
and I don't believe it
Ahh ok

DEKEAD
Cock English yes
an ovusly...
LOL
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Soviet rule did get rid of a lot of religious sentiment, though

Did you guys start from scratch after 1991
YES
fr
they commited genocide
yeah
and also another genocide at 1992
Don't summon maja
Most Azeris I meet aren't very religious at all
True.
Soviet pride 👊 🏳️🌈 🏆
But they believe in religion.
Summon the elector cats

me trying to process how kavkaz region went from Soviet atheism to full blown fundamentalism
In the United States we have people who call themselves sovereign citizens. And they think they don’t need to follow the law because of freedom
Caucasus*
They are retarded
And Azerbaijan is the most advanced one
THANK YOU
It's literally never worked even once but they keep doing it
It's hilarious
In germany we have Reichsbürger (citizen of the reich) that think the third reich still exists and ww2 never ended

I love Third Re-
its really dumb
muh sovereign citizen
proceeds to let themselves be arrested
and they wonder why they are a joke
One day, a great war veteran goes to a French market and asks for a discount, and after leaving he says 'Danke Shon' (Thank you in German)
sovereign citizens are definitely something
Don’t tread on me… unless the situation proceeds to endanger me then please tread on me while I scream and shit myself in the back of the patrol car
Why do you have pentagrams in your name
think russia has ppl too that think udssr still exists
they are cool and metal.....
0 Iq people*
Goofy ahh
they look nice also
There are people in the American south that think the confederacy is still a thing as well
obviously
ohhh boy i forgot about that
lemoyne raiders irl
😂
are they gettin shit on all the time too?
i assume so
"The south will rise again ! I mean it never fell... BUT IT WILL RISE AGAIN 🤠 "
"states rights to do what" is always a good one to whip out on em
I don’t give two craps if someone wants to have a confederate flag as long as they mind their own business… it is dumb though, that was an enemy of the United States
Wait I have a meme for this
should i cook spaghetti al olio or spaghetti carbonara
sounds tasty
very simple and very tasty
I tried to mix garlic and parsley directly into my pasta dough, would recommend
I love putting pesto on my pasta.
pesto is great
That shit is potent, add some chicken and pesto and you get yourself a ticket to Falco heaven

i cant do exponents
I can't do factorials
I can't
@ruby minnow
hi ivan!
hi
it's me ivan yes
if this guy is from izmir
he might just have greek blood
why it dont have audio wtf
a lot of Turks from west have a little bit of greek blood in them
do you?
nope
you dirty greek
im doing good so far, 3 weeks back and i havent been hatecrimed yet
imagine being birthed by a dude
But who the fk asked you
shutup!
nah.
You have been hate crimed before
yeah but not since iive been back
What happened
i will hate crime you
only like once or twice here
keep yourself safe
long time ago
I got called a cracker once

yes many times i have been racist against people
When I think of hate crime I think about being like assaulted or kidnapped or attacked
someone told me to kms etc etc, usual stuff
Tell them to kill themselves back
didnt feel like it
Understandable.
told you to kill yourself? very weak hate crime
yeah
we did genocides and wars because of racism
if i had a better word id use it
actually true
but i cant think of one
I have one but I don't wanna get banned
bro its the internet

Okay but I pinged you in something else in #╟❓general-offtopic
shitty ppl will always come up once in a while
im a hot girl on the internet, weird ppl that ive never met being mean to me isnt the craziest thing thats happened
real
how many celcius?
idk im american
Owned
terraria
how many feets then
im almost 6ft
filthy american feet lovers
haha gnome
180cm for everyone else
I mean what the mfs in certain autonomous republics are doing
the single most cringe thing you can do as a human being is send a voice message in a discord server
i can think of a few things that are worse
Get a haircut hippie.
ive been growing my hair out for like 3 years you cant make me
hi
hi maja
🐱
Man got a degree in yapping
what does a train mean in america
that meme taught me something new

what
why exiles are always so unhinged
What’s up?

just ignore him, he'll either wither away without attention or get banned for being too spicy
certainly not ur iq
That was good.
you've been here for so long Ivanko and still don't know the rules
I sit in #💣tarkov-released mostly
yikers
We call it the meowmachine treatment
Tarkov… good game to hack in
my friend is trying to get me into tarkov
ivan the tested bush camper
For real most of the time when you ignore them they just go increasingly retarded for attention until they get whooped by Iedy 
cause i already own it
Ignore them until they wither and rot
nah say you will kys if you play it
they play tarkov like 6 hours a day i CANT
Tarkov sucks don't play tarkov
i cant go on the internet and tell lies
Nah
you can
Play single player tarkovs
there is nothing thrilling in silence
It's better
tru
dont play tarkov
I love the sound of my own voice.
usually the people i block get banned in like a few hrs
which is funny 
i have no idea how my voice sounds
Ivanko was so based for ditching league
O_o
but he plays tarkov still...
i agree
Are you deaf
toxic gf syndrome
Intriguing
yes
you omitted the crucial second part
spt is cringe
same
❤️
nah
pregnatman
preganante
pregananant
it is time
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The female Spider-Man from the Spider-Man cartoon movie… I want to just rip her piercing out honestly
wtf?
i want to fucking kill people
all of them
it doesn't matter who
i wanna kill shit
im gonna play hotline miami
play OTXO
NO
I WILL NOT
PLAY
dude
it doesn't even have like-
YOU HAVE BULLET TIME
HLM is coded way worse
THAT'S PUSSY SHIT
you can just not use it?
yee but then it's just
Join the army.
hotline miami
but no 1S1K
and no loud music
are you gonna play hlm1 or 2
2
eugh
i maxxed 1
you wanna do all the beard levels again?
really?
no
who could have guessed that your obsession with hotline miami could take a weird turn
totally an unexpected outcome
good choice
(very good custom campaign)
ye
i liek it
i remember playing that, super good
because big russian man fucking kills everyone
Half life 2
omg i forgot
there are a lot of good custom campaigns
the smart arma guy
Honestly people born after 2005… should not play videogame…
whats his name, llama
i 100%ed hlm1 but not 2 cause i really dont wanna do hard mode
i S'd most Hard mode levels
i cant find teh lama guy
not Normal mode tho
video games cause violance
and i still need one more weapon for Box full of sharp objects
Vaping and marijuana causes violence
@oblique spire
i only have 2 (last one is just get all achievements)
hes probably asleep
hard mode and genocide, which is just farming
i got genocide before everything else lmao
i was so ass
i would die, do the exact same thing, die
repeat
@oblique spire hii sorry for ping so much https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116000181045969056/1156901532898439198/image.png?ex=6516a803&is=65155683&hm=b5ea68ba0f2d0fdc0e130d9e3974b3fb5016de915af74cb928a7349ddd32e7ab&
i know you play the game a lot- do you have any clue how to change this? or- help with it in any sort of a way? i tried some stuff but i feel like im braindead and i might be doing something wrong- its a private lobby
i think hlm2 has a way better story side but its gameplay is kinda just a downgrade
they experimented with some wonky stuff and weird/bad levels
the first Hawaii level is fun
the rest are torture
i hate all of them
I like the Son's levels a lot
*cough cough * dead ahead
especially Seizure
final missions for the fans were fun
Dead ahead is based
i spent a solid 2h trying to finish dead ahead
on hard
I chocked hard on them, but the atmosphere and the soundtrack were bopping
i think richters levels are the best
they're nice ye
house call is the topper out of all
release sucks though
hate release
It's uh
I sweat a lot on release
hlm pathfinding + very fast enemies
doesnt mix well
ye
me when schizoid prisoner + door
(instant death)
the first evan level is kind of fun but the second just sucks from what i remember
nah Subway is pretty neat
i like subway
Soundtrack is a carry but it's not that bad
feels nice to cut down all the goons in one move
one of my favourite custom levels also Is Slither
it's very small and short but it's so fucking satisfying to finish
i just like a lot of the hlm1 levels more i think
i usually only skip the hospital one
port forwarding is configured from your router settings. not all routers can do that
usually you put '127.168.0.1' on your browser url to access the router settings. could be different, depends on what router you have
ye same
i do have that tho
isnt it the thing
English sailors finding new land, circa 1497
i watched a video about this, idk if i made any bad thing but- eh
but ye it should be somewewhere there
are you trying to host a server or what
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i watched this
yes
no
Haha!
ewwww blocked
No worries baby…
the shining dog
exiles...
yesterday a guy was talking about him murdering, r-wording, bombing, and also other really racist stuff
is there anything to miss at this point
it's always the same
har har here is the list of very controversial things
I am so edgy and free damn
yeah
True intellectual ^
I prefer guys posting guro or porn
i think the reason nobody's said anything to me is cause i took the flag out of my profile
fast, intense and to the point
Coomer brain once again
glad i did that
and everyone is done with the situation in a minute
why guro
unless the mods are asleep
average exile
not that I like it, I mean the way to fly into the abyss for them
if you think about it fuck the mods for exiling them here
give them their own channel
why should we have to suffer?
Is that a rape joke? Not funny
mood, except it's drain cleaner and coolent
we're like the citizens of a European city occupied by tourists and immigrants
i like this gif
just about any metropolis 
i go to discord to escape my life not have the same shit i already got
same
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
is this the reason why you and dotdeutschland were enthusiastically discussing the most famous German crimes
my guy
Looks good
the watermark
i'm just interested in crime
fucking watermark you fucking fraud
Enough time has passed
Die
😠
what's going on
im kagurabaching
listen, it may be that meow is aware of the watermark
oh god
and that is her joking
noooooo
which would be unprecedented show of sentience
oh u don’t understand the actual joke
oh my
I forgot Sasha Grey is from Sacto @quartz ridge AAAAAAAAAA
its not funny
nah meow just stupid as hell you giving to much credit
i don't get it
please elaborate
eh?
Typical Star Wars fan
well I mean
she still made a reference
an intentional joke
maybe meow will pass the turing test one day, so this is still exciting
this joke is just reposting the same image over and over again, its the exact thing people on reddit do
man don't shoot my hopes down
shurr upp
shakes butt
Turing test
by god i hate reddit
the manga only has like 1 chapter but people have been doing this for weeks
Damn they made a sequel to SAO?
@heavy halo how do you feel on this Thursday
intense doom
they already did that like 3 times
The funny thing is @placid sail I’m certified by Mensa international to have the intellectual quotient (IQ) of a genius… so watch your mouth boy
It's spelled DOOM
Caps on his name
slow is doom and doom is slow
let's look at it this way, people joke about that particular anime, but meow tied it into her known repertoire of posting here cooking here
no other people are already doing this with the ai food thing
so it's still some intriguing sort of a cognitive work for the specimen
coincidence, meow can't think that far
she probably didnt make the image herself
Playing Roblox 4 hours
I'm rooting for you, meow
Whats the farthest you can think?
You twerps need to stop bullying little kids
one day, you'll show the whole brainfart you can do basic arithmetics, and everyone will be in awe and disbelief
nuh uh thats all i do
keep your chin up
bz11k posting cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnK1aRcaExg bro said 'Parry this you little shit'
#vr #oculusquest2 #bladeandsorceryu12 #
are we fighting again, German
Quantum reasoning
we are always fighting
you never learn, schnitzel
bz11k for real tho this is brainfart we don't encourge ppl we tell them to off themselves
it's boring
you know how it works here
im gonna vomit
😍
elevating a wretch is much more exciting that saying yet another loser yet another mockery
🤓
imagine Falco one day scoring an actual girlfriend
it's gonna be all the brainfart gonna talk about for
well, maybe a solid hour
impossible
@sonic galleon "Do I amuse you? Like a clown?"
SEE
Funny how…
falco will never have the sex
curious youd say that...
He'd have to move to America to meet his kitten but that'll never happen because nobody wants to do that
he's just there to make everyone smile with his red nose
a jester
and he has a restraining order to never enter newbies chat again
Keep going I'm close
cant wait to see what falco has to say about this
what the fuck
and I was so excited for a sec
so true
@grizzled meadow
🥰

FUCKING TOLD YOU SO

Don’t ban me I need to make sure I update this game without breaking it
depressed european ass is still better then depressed russian ass
If the emperor had a tts device will never come back
a likely story
nuh uh, my air cleaning cans for PCs are cheaper than yours
The exile role managed to let you show your real colors
we established my superiority already
FUCK YOU I HATE YOU

i clean my stuff with a spare toothbrush
i blow on it really hard
But i got no sanctions i just ate spagett with parmesan (actually true and it was delicious)
And his real colors are "DOING YA MOM"
that's a low blow man
You made me do it! You forced my hand!
I'm sorry, I was not aware I have so much power over you
I will show restraint from now on
you power over me? Don't get silly now your making me laugh
Guys it’s October soon :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVN41LNzvTE @grizzled meadow
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no more racism
Yes I say it… only when it’s a lyric in a song
why would you post that ivan what
it is not allowed?
It's spelled MF DOOM
ALL CAPS when you spell the man's name
🫡 farewell, hungarian
ivan no
it's been an honor
ivan banned arc
@steady trellis will judge this
Eightvan…
A mute IIRC
it was mute
Here comes the batman gif.....
ah
whhy why did you bring skom into this
you already know
More racism
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Warhammer 40k vs Harry potter
eh
bye ivan
BUT HE'S MEXICAN COME ON 
hes literally mexican
don't drink so much monster energy, it's bad for you
ehhhh
Leave my man alone pls
This time it's okay, come on 
You can also see black gentlemen in the video and they're okay with it
No problems imho
Is that you in your pfp? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😋🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰
rules are rules - i dont care if you are Ivan, Mexican, a Chipotle or even Delight
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
sure ban me
delight too spicy
POST THE BATMAN GIF
oh right he bit the bullet too recently
I forgor
don't post batman gif it's cringe
the what
don't be like him
Ok joker.
@solar obsidian thoughts?
it is what it is
"DOING YA SKOM"
Smile more sweetheart
Jokes on you I live here
show mercy, bulgaria it a too harsh punishment
I'm immune
maybe skom forgot
you steal Mercedes often?

skom didnt take his meds
what's the weather like today?
what did i miss
Cake
Ivanko posted a gamer word video
ivan posted video with n word
PUT IT ON FACEBOOK
i remember back when people weren't so triggered over the n word
ah yes
literally ivan rn
the good ol 3000 bc
yeah
that was the golden time
when the n word was written in hieroglyphics
its not even hard R bruh
there is only one thing that can save our dyed boy now
@somber warren must officially give him an n-pass
classic
The fk I need an N pass for
Can’t believe people believe space is real
i gave all away, i get new ones next monthj
I aint the one saying it
damn...
That’s what all racists say
tf is t word
Which word
okay, either Falco is literally holding Skom down and screaming profanities in Italian, or that dude is really taking his sweet time
Say it
trans?
tr@nny lol
i don't thing so
I give you the pass.
thats why im asking!
but you should try anyway
trans is offensive?
i like to think its the first option
since when
maybe you get a pass cos you are one

the added "ny" was used derogatorily in the past i think
Brother if I'm gonna get banned ban me already or whatever it is that youre going to do
not as common nowadays
Skom can't ban Ivanko (he lost his silly batman reaction gif)
of course i'm trainsphobic, would YOU not be afraid of several tons of steel hurtling right towards you???
i mean every word can be used derogatorily what matters is the intention
woke culture has gone too far
Yeah they keep making me wake up before noon
i am trainsphobic because i hate the Deutsche Bahn
I just said it thinking it's a synonim for trans and then Falco or someone else, I don't remember went NO BAD DOG NO
and then they killed me
but I survived
Why teh fk you call me ivanko
i hate woke culture i want to sleep longer
anyway
but i am trans so i should be allowed to say it (im joking)
because you're a sweet boy
how is he certified to give n passes
Yeah these damn construction workers
hi skom
I guess I am
Lol
he is blackest german
The G word is back on the list of banned words
mya is not joking
he is infused with coal soot so much he became african
yeah
It was fun while it lasted
I AM joking
Gangsta
Gangster.
Grape
gang shit fr fr
@stone blade (ivan_5kov) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Rules are rules, we can't open the door for any of that shit unfortunately, even if you meant it as a joke which it clearly is
@sonic galleon (rongoodfella) has been muted for 7 days for reason: You are one certified weirdo and need a break
finally

Oof
lets call ivan monster gobbler from now on
some actual beneficial mutes
inb4 i get muted
4A missiles
and another exile bites the dust
a week lmao
this is like a prison cell huh
mod comes in stirs your butthole
also give exiles exile jail why should we have to suffer
and then goes away
p!packwatch
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the mods cannot touch me anymore
i'm way beyond the gavel and the laws of man
sexually?
tickles your balls
that sounds like a problem
it's a concious decision
Free ma boy
it's like on-demand autism
He didn do notin wrong
if only i can do that
fr
controlling your emotions is easy
just decide to feel a certain way and you'll find yourself feeling that way
I'm sorry, Ivanko asked to delete the screenshot (he's camera shy)
Wow so rude towards people

🐎
pov enteric fever
imprisoned
you need to have some late late stage diabetes to have your fingers and toes hurt that much
thats just how life works in the land of the free
It's not I made it up
orange cat behavior
Jeff invented diabetes
beat the orange cat
To profit from the insulin market prices
No it's because I hate people that eat fast food
Based and healthy orange cat
h
very cool
Ivanko is constantly messaging me and asking me to kill the whole mod team
please help

share it with the class
lets double team him
for 24 hrs
this time, Italy gets to be with Russia, not Germany
it will feel like a year
fret not
three times is the charm
his league rants are much worse. actually considered blocking him back then
why yes i like kissing men
That's B
well its leauge
i play dota and i never write daily rants like that
every time he posted league screenshots, I prayed that the boy will escape his horrible addiction one day
and my prays were successful
you should
be horrible
no
i play tarkov and i enjoy it like a gigachad i piledrive players up a wall and make em sing the soviet national anthem
i play casually
i would rather die
I love him!
but you cannot die without singing the soviet anthem
Another showerless brainfart user
i will grenade myself
carrying your dead weight friend is the most satisfying feelings ever
bro you guys mute ivan but not me
there is racism here
ban syno this instant
ah, that's the angle here, you can lose every match, but you're still the big guy, smart, smart
your turkish, everyone expects you to be racist
YOU'RE
i do not care
your government doesn't care
okay and?
your'e
yro8ue
screeee
royuer






