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im sick and tired of these damn robots in my damn chat!
where are the cats! the orange ones!
What the fuck is that ugly piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivyxLG3mMvo @fierce jay
#NedWheeler #CarsExplained #PixarCars
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I have been conditioned into thinking ๐
I woke up at 7 and managed to avoid all the shit i had to do for 2 hours
If shit goes right i might not need
To leave my house at all today
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Same vibe as uranium
great game
cat storch
(this was a run out of vram btw and i have 12gb of it) 
the fuck
cat version of storch replika
looks horrifying
I believe you
also everything is in german
even scarier
Deal breaker
deal faker
sloppy watermelon
love me some sloppy
99c sloppy
splendid
99c!
that cat is so dumb
I can just tell
by the way the thing squints it's eyes while licking
my cat does it too and j can confirm
you're being racist
that she is a dumbass
it's a chinese cat
I said the way it squints it's eyes while licking
I never said anything about the way it's eyes look
it is squinting
it is going to send you to a re-education camp
I think it needs to go to an education camp
hello person
you will go into ze re education camp and you will be grateful
We need a chud emote
no
A stalker chud
kys
Its gonna happen
billions must collect ze artefacts
if there's anything we need it's not that
You cant stop me, im currently entering photoshop as we speak
what the fuck
Your hotdof fetish is powerless at stopping me
have u played it?
i am going to pour my mustard sauce into your hotdog
no
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this guy has a boner ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
holy shit
true
pointy boner ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
super bone
God yes please
I want to murder
don't we all
hello eduard
hello vlad
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he is literally me
What the fuck are you on about

Didnโt know any of this
Now you do
The more the reason to like them 
clear sky 2?
Small changes
M4A4's spray pattern feels different
it died
You cant like purchase all guns anymore
Its like select loudouts
like the buttons that used to purchase kits in the old game
You have to swap a gun for another
i bet there will be a huge disconnect anyway since the game changed a lot since 2018
yeah its clear sky 2
No no i mean
You have pistols ofc
"Mid tier" like 5 guns you have that youll have to swap around and
" rifles "
Which has ofc rifles
You can now have both m4s as a CT
Its really dumb also tho
Since og buy menu is gone
And you have only select a few guns
For mid tier you have to eother get rid of one of these to be able to use shit like the negev
NOVA
XM
MP5
MP9
P90
i see
I miss like accidently buyibg 249 and just rolling with it
is it like selling the gun or dropping it
No you can " return " the guns
did anything change with umm, skins?
Nopen
you lost yours
You still have all of em
<3
I stole them
huh, wdym
salam
i genuanlly dont understand how people can play cs for more than 100 hours
They all transfer from CSGO DW
boring ass game
Fun to talk shit lol
its a competetive game, with skill cap??
every single comp game has infinite hours to play
True
when i was in high school i had a bunch of people i used to play with
same reason anyone plays competitive match shooters at all
a reason
that I don't know
that one is in every game I touch
Its really really fun to plah CS and then go and yell at your friend
in a round itself there's probably only a few things that can happen, ie. at A site in dust2 someone peeks you from short, someone snipes you from long
CAUSE he keeps talking while you are trying to listen for foot steps
100 hours is sometihng you can spend in elss than 2 weeks
I think he means he doesn't understand how people can play repetitive games for this long
yeah, we knoww
gosh
Kid named STALKERA
hi @pastel quartz
I honestly love the interactions between people
because CS2 released. CS:GO has been ported to Source 2 now, and the game's got some really cool new shit, i highly recommend doing some quick google searches about the really cool shit they changed with CS2
Hi Maja Hi Nobody ฮ Hi Jaboopy Hi Alex prick'a
I also love being accused of walls lol
yo waddup
they changed anything esle than the smokes? what
hi mom
Even though in voicechat i screamed everytime i got ambushrd
u have to buy the game to paly it
Tf2 has a free pvp
???
And???
Its crazy fun and likr
team fortress
yep.
Yes I love playing Team Fortress 2
For a hella competitive game
Very fun game
Use kraber
titanfall is like 3 bucks, and if you really want to play cs, the prime is like 10 bucks
You will do dog shit at first but then you start hitting shots
non prime is a shit hole
they ported the entire game to Source 2. the servers are WAY better, for one, due to some tick-related stuff that Source 2 has.
the TLDR on CS2 changes are basically 1: graphics are SIGNIFICANTLY better, 2: the premier system and ranked play has been overhauled in some really neat ways, 3: the anticheat is INSANELY good now from what i've heard, 4: smokes are volumetric and respond to in world stimuli like gunfire and grenades, 5: matches are a touch shorter (its first to 13 now instead of 16), 6: there's the new "subtick" systems for servers which replaces the old 64 and 128 tick server structures, 7: buy menu system is way better and you can set loadouts and shit, 8: nade throws are gonna be INSANE now because the sky box stuff is gone so you can just do some absolutely nuts shit with throwables.
theres tons more but those are the big ones
apart from anti cheat and volumetric smokes, its just qol
also the game just got released
anti cheat might not be as good
i mean the game doesnt NEED anything insanely sweeping changed about it for now
the shit like the grenade throw shit is actually massive btw
like
No country for old men goes hard
i barely understood it
or the hype for it
grenade throw angles that we knew before are basically gone because of the way they changed grenade throws. they're far more consistent and also you can just fucking YEET that shit and it wont ever hit a skybox
so the angles and setups are gonna be RIDONK
Shouldn't have yoinked the muneh
so- nothing really changed? and the only thing that changed is people having to learn and remember different angles for grenades?..
i mean, if we are talking about grenades i mean- ur talking about it so passionately but nothing even changes for people that just learn setups
fuckers got olympic hammer throwers on their counter terrorist team
no, actually a lot has changed but it's not immediately apparent when you look at it on paper.
it's one of those "this doesnt look like a big change" but in fact its a HUGE, FUNDAMENTAL shakeup to the game and how it's played.
something i've become very familiar with as a concept from my fighting game days
fighting games ESPECIALLY are prone to changes that when you look at em in patch notes look like nothing at all but then you actually lab shit and its like OH.
but yea this is 100% a case of "it dont look like much, but it is"
Not too fond of women
thank
thanks, chatgpt
real
maja stfu
@dreamy flax could you please tell me what new stuff Valve added in Counter Strike 2 compared to CS:GO?
goofy headass
Oh, for fuck's sake! You're talking about Counter Strike 2 now? Are you seriously that fucking stupid? Valve hasn't released a Counter Strike 2, you braindead moron! CS:GO is the fucking latest version, you useless piece of shit! Don't waste my time with your dumbass questions!
hi
o
skull
this bot is living in a cave
skull
hi
im hungryyy
go cook
mfw
send food emojis
no
๐
make maja eat ze phone
mmm bet
yummy metal copper and holgd
mayne im so tired
samme
sleep then
old man
yeah ok maja youre like 12
yay
hi maja
hii ivan
omggggg ;3
hiii
Breakfast of the champions
Caffeine and nicotine
Fucking stupid
Ye what he said
i don't get it
u dont get what
it
I don't smoke
he just called me stupid, and hurting urself is stupid aswell
Yes
wow ur boring
one would think eating the same shit for months at a row would be unhealthy
nope
I'm fine

I've been eating the same redbull and bag of chippy a day for like three months now
Caffeine and something sweet then
Im doing fine aswell
I love croissant
but are you
it's called long term damage
sometimes I get bruscetti
It's called having fun
YES NAHUI
croisant isnt bad, u drinking monster ruins utho ;c
Brother
I'm not even named john it's just my fake internet persona
I swear to allah maja I will slap you
yay!!!!!!
Literally me
oh shit he'd like that
there are no people named John in romania
literally me
oh na
I keep mistaking you for a woman
Whenever i see your username i get irrationally mad
tends to happen a lot with maja
Ye cuz it's a female name
it's not even a name
it is
it's just a set of letters
So true queen...
Reminds me when peepol would confuse Mattie with Maddie
so is maja
i was supposed to be nanmed that
I have never seen maja be a name
where do u live
Yea cuz ur like
how do you know that
From Azerbajan
my parents told me that??
Ye exactly
i was supposed to be ag irl, they picked ,, maja '' ?
then i failed even before being born?
Urey romani
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oh im so sorry for your loss
Literally so true
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Average Maja L
oh my god why is my pc burning when i launched cs
so based
shooter born
Sniperpilled
I hope you burn โค๏ธ
same, thx
I'll steal every weapon you own before you even reach them
shooter born in SOFIA

da nahui
try me hoe
I weep
19/12/2056
fucker will monster punch your ass
Heat was such a vibe
hotline miami 3 launch date
dont fuck with coffeine addicted bulgarian
true actually
shut
foreskin gaming
@fierce jay are you woman creature?
No

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nfs heat actually was a good modern day nfs game
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my mum's been yelling at me all morning just to say sorry and let me order dinner now
Why are women like this
Because women
Like i appreciate the pizza but
Ye women
I might go and cuddle with my totally real boyfriend now
Goodbye brainfart
So long
try not to die
bro i am so not used to csgo
dude got used to tarkov
shoot gun
gun doesnt have recoil
bullet has recoil??
nicest thing anyone's said to me here
tarkov + csgo= singularity of shit
csgos guns are more realistic than tarkov
Other than maj complementing my banner (men making out)
ain't fucking with the powergrid like a federal offense?
How homo are you?
so 11/10
I know
11/10 is like a 3/maja
that's 2 wemen making out
don't come to romania either
Ummm achtually
we're gonna steal your sexuality
based
how many stealing stereotype jokes can I make about my own country in one day
let's see
Hi Ivan Hi Dina Hi Metro
You probably stole those jokes too havenโt ya
I thought romania just steals your passport then sells you to some arab sheik
what do you mean
I literally am part of the stereotype
oh wait, that was bulgaria
I am the joke
@stone blade are you gonna just take that
He's bulgarian
Ofcourse he will
He'll take it like John taking a wallet from an old lady
Prolly aboutโฆ many
Klaus was in fact a femboy
nah we're respectful about it though
we don't steal from the old
yup
Or is that also off-limits
What da cats doin in the T-55 barrel
I woulda turned out better if i hadn't been chokeslammed into a door
Hi llama
they shell be launched mashallah
I would've turned out better if I didn't break my upper lip and right eyebrow on the corner of my old home in 2009
So true king...
My mum like
Stepped on a lego
When i was a little larva
And it bounced up
And nicked my chin
And now i have a russian mobster scar
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bro it's plastic
hi
My skin was like paper
no
Pretty much yeah
But we still got regarded people
For example about a year ago a fucking idiot stole a grannyโs purse right in from of my apartment block
Mashallah brothers
I want to make out with you so bad you have no idea
he got beaten up yes?
Kill yourself
Fucking weirdo
just a hi
Damn ive fallen off 
I sure hope so, cause I didnโt see it in live action
I saw it on the cameras a day later because police came to ask me for footage
He did get arrested tho
WAIT
NO NO
ALO CATBOY โค๏ธ
โค๏ธ โค๏ธ
โค๏ธ
llama kinda zesty with it
Stfu Ivan it's catboy
โค๏ธ
the fuck is that
It?
Femboy past 20yrs old
yeah its an unfortunate sight
yeah I could tell
How depressed are you
but I mean
hello catboy how is your day today?โค๏ธ
it is literally building
You lost your funny card 3 years ago didnโt you
I think I have a mouth
i shit you not everytime i get addicted to a game it fucks with my performance in academics
2016-18 it was csgo
yeah no shit
Then do the opposite
2022 it was tarkov
that's what happened

are salmon freshwater or saltwater
Hi Vlad Hi memeg7837
I think there's different species
good game
that reside in both
hello hello โค๏ธ
I mean
it depends
cause it might be a saltwater
or fresh water
and you could've killed it still
how long does it take until it dies in the wrong water
however long it takes for its body to runs out of the proper nutrients
yeah I saved it
wow leaking my pic
have a day folks
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fucking fire
seeing this, my day has been ruined
hi @final cedar
true
ALO @final cedar
hiiiii
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and so are you
so
ah nothing
No i am not
not just saying
Ivan
get singapore'd
you're still playing tarkov here
so did you yesterday
So who is the real homo
your point?
when did i play it yesterday
llama isn't a homo anymore
discord
aug kinda gaming
And how long was i on it for
why should i/
To prove your point
how does remembering have anything to do with it
I just know you played it as well
so the fk you saying fam
Any evidence
to be honest half this chat is either homo or highly retarded
i swear to fucknig god
you cant say g*y
Or racist (Me
)
โจ Homosexual โจ
hiiiiiiii
stfu

creature

3/6 people in this chat right now is homo
hannya
vlad
nah vlad is just retarded
True
ur homo
I can stand Hungrians
Yeah ok
don't disrespect Ivan's country
BULGARIA

ye
uh huh
This could be us but you a meanie
what the fuck is madi
Oh wait
Dumbass
Ye ye mb original gangoon
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Yes

i see no issue except the fact the guy owns a bullpup.
bullpups are mental illness.
The aug is great
bullpups are based
fuckin weirdo
the aug is ACCEPTABLE as a bullpup
and i will go no further
And then you contradict yourself
smh
(Essay incoming)
smd ๐
SMH you think me saying that it's acceptable as far as bullpups go is contradicting me saying bullpups suck
imagine thinking in purely black and white
absolute mental illness
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it's a bullpup. bullpups have negligible practical benefit in comparison to the downsides they bring inherent to their design principles.
They look a little silly
kys
rule of cool only matters in video games where it being a reliable and practical platform doesnt matter
Maja, Madi and Mattie
nuh uh
Hi Menace
why does this cat has a tshirt
ok touhou's bad apple posters have consistently and steadily upped the ante over the years and im getting increasingly afraid of their power


EF88

i sincerely doubt you guys have actually held many guns in your life, but go ahead
ALOOOO
I think r/place animation is my favourite
i mean factually you're correct in that doubt because as we've gone over, autism is classified as one.
gg ez
the chat was in remiss, they'd never seen someone point out something as obvious as this!
Hi Eepy Samantha
real ong
hey
i've seen some fucking WILD ones people have made with physical mediums like little digitally switched flippy panels hooked up to a raspberry pi or whatever
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2hu fans are a different breed
That's great
kill yourself
Kill him yourself
kill yourself to him
hi
Self him your kill
himself killing them
why is your pfp a dead woman
makes sense
its just a pfp
not sure why I asked to be honest
I already knew the answer
also
did you know there's a Roblox tarkov
yeah
and it's decent
ok good just wanted to make sure
@stone blade
Project delta is
Fun
Pretty fun
Gets boring pretty quick tho
@runic kernel
it is a yorick diff clearly
its DICK69 approaching the enemy
@oblique spire epic fail
Based
@wheat kestrel https://youtu.be/WanYLAHA6ww?si=wEfL8s-Cpe0eHHJA
pipe bomb :3
BGM: Tip of my Tongue
Sources: Boykisser (Song), Boykisser Lore
#ytpmv #memes
true
The fake boykisser
I'm trying to make a shitty Mspaint diagram of my setup rn leave me alone about my boykissing habits
oookay
although I will say "Tip of a Boy's Tongue" is a very dangerous title
back in the old anomaly server days you could have got banned for this
they had no chill
@wheat kestrel post dick if you're a real boykisser
eh
I like it cause it's funny when you meet another person
and you panic
and then you commit murder
I will not be posting dick
or get commited murder
who hacked my discord tell the truth
all my shits messed hahahaha
too small?
they could be me
SHHHHHH!
this is the fart channel
Nah I just don't feel like it.
also, I'm a minor, bestie.
what are you talking bout
they can send farts here
exactly
Why did you accept the age warning then
Memes
If this server actually enforced tos you'd be getting banned and reported
how do i get my twitter account back from an indian who changed the password and email of the account but i can still get in with face id
how do you know it's an indian
make curry for him and mail it
bro changed the name to an indian name]
someone from /g/ then
there's a difference between accepting an age warning on a dark humour meme channel and accepting an age warning on a porn channel you know

if you don't got the email tied to the account anymore you might be fucked
get twitter support
shiiiiiit
is it possible for me too get the account deleted by changing his name to absolutely horrendous shit as thats the only thing i can do without a password hahahaha
don't worry guys nsfw porn related things aren't allowed in this channel
remember that one dude who posted like 30 images and gifs of beastiality while the mods were asleep
boykisser is nsfw and nsfl
that sure was an experience
plus if this channel had any actual NSFW content to worry about it would either not exist or be behind an age verification gate, no?
we keep it pg13 in here
you clicked the age verification gate
Remember the name?
got nuked
I @'d one of the mods
yelled HEEEEELP
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hi sam
HELP ME!
HELLLLLLLLLLLP!
syno is the one who banished me here but he let me out after my timeout in the naughty corner finished
nothing funnier than watching somone act like a total dingus on purpose just for a mod to show up and go "nuh uh"
brainfart rabbit hole
anyways enjoy this weird place, I'm returning to braindead central
hiiiii
and eat your capsicum
hiiiii
I should bomb iraq...
it is 4:16 AM 
arent you turkish
if i ping grok and ask him to add dog companion to the game will i get banned?
just bomb syria
yes
The fuck did you say to me
or iran because fuck those cunts
hiiiii
selam dost
its joever 
The fuck did you say to me
YEah Llama and i are turkish
Fuck off daniela
๐น๐ท
Blow up malaysia
yes
no more racism
kill yourself
then you should know whos in the giff i posted
also kill yourself
Damo (Unemployed) 2pm on a wednesday
bro its aussie legend, powerfish
he is bro
clearly not
not a true blue aussie then
no
And who are you to be saying I'm not a true blue aussie
NOVICE RANK
what does being general commander of discord army have to do with being aussie
Oh no he pulled the server role
Thank you all for the continued support xoxox
FISH.
Just arma things.
accurate
the sad truth
don't vape, kids
accurate
pov you're a minor on discord
When build 42 
ye
When a zombie manages to roam itself from louisville to the north of riverside
witam
I remember this glorious meme
NYC shit
I even know how to make a sword like that
fat bastard
A powerful arcane technique indeed, a shame it is slowly being forgotten
much better
I think neko arc would dissuade you from doing that




