#🎪bruh-fart
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literally insane
when you collect dried flowers and leaves, it's all good
This is partially why I'm afraid of women
but the moment you mention collecting bones
Maybe cause my frame of reference is bad
normal by what standard?
what does that have to do with women tho
women aren't real though?
She was my girlfriend the animal carcass girl
women are made out of bones, maja
didn't you know
yeah?? that has nothing to do with all the women tho??
I stayed with her out of not wanting to be killed ngl
it's up there with astro girls and the ones that collect rocks
god how fuckign braindead you have to be to think ,, oh one person in this group did that, everybody in that group is like that ''
Idk mostly cause I can't be fully sure that they're not doing stuff like that
I didn't know until a year into the relationship
nah so heres the thing, BONES are fine, but its dependent on the context of WHY you have them and HOW you got them. there's at least 4 deer skulls hanging on the wall of the garage i live on the back of because my dad hunts, but yknow it's a trophy from a thing he hunted so like its normal
bitches be crazy
it's a very, very common adaptation mechanism of the mind to generalize a single negative experience on the whole kind of experience
texas chainsaw massacre family house 
in the case of "i collect bones and think corpses are cute teehee xD im so quirky" type girls, yea stay the fuck away or im getting my gun.
double standards

normalize poaching neighbours' corpses
found the city bitch
Man I'm not against hunting provided you don't waste anything
found the urban dweller
here we go again with the highly regarded
I hate people that hunt then just leave the body ngl after picture
it's not like they were going to use that golden teeth anymore
I wanna preserve the whole body of the grannie downstairs in formalin
Best girls
i would preserve them in wax
human candles
damn there's a bible incoming
I don't think the wax will halt the decomposing
so it's gonna be a wax statue stuffed with a rotten body
hunting is great. teaches you skills that come in handy when you're in the woods, and also teaches you skills that are VERY good to have if you need to live of the land for a bit. but yea i agree if you just leave the cadaver there it's fucked up and you're an asshole, except in cases where the animal isnt really good to eat like...idk small rodents and shit.
Tell that to my families 500 year old preserved apple in beeswax
i was thinking more like frozen Han Solo
but even with rodents and shit the meat may not be good eats, but the hide is good on a lot of em for making stuff
wasn't he encased in some sci-fi bullshit tho
oh
you mean like
you'd be surprised, dude. wax is WILD with what it can do
That's fair. But killing something without the intent of making use of it seems kinda a waste ngl. That's my main issue otherwise I'm all for it.
ONLY when the great purge occurs so we may be saved from its wrath
fully submerge them in a big ass amount of wax
ye
make furniture out of its bones
yea the two big criteria for killing animals and shit is basically "can you eat it or is it's presence dangerous/causing damage to you or your shit"
nah not for display purposes, more like collecting
unless it's possible to make wax fully transparent
Unironically somewhere in india theres this bone artist that makes some killer furniture
"yeah this solid glob of wax? there's a rare guy in it"
"yeah man for sure
"
you gotta display the merch, pango
I meant it as a joke because I talked about the texas chainsaw massacre family 
like, i am NOT gonna fucking eat a coyote, but i still kill em when they come on my property because they're dangerous on some level and carry rabies.
I know people that just say. Y'know I'm bored time for me to kill a bunch of animals and leave their corpses. Like that's a waste and is bad for the ecosystem
That's fair
Yeah but my brain went ape mode and i had to blurt it out
their house had a room with lamps, chairs and whatnot made of animal bones
In South africa there is plenty people who make alot of use of bones for furniture and tools
I've seen they are rlly good
indeed
We must recycle our dead into furniture so that we may be forever with them
I heard human tastes like pork
Had to keep going with the joke that made Jaboopy go off 
Not that I would know
basically the same
bones are a really good material for furniture or stuff like knife handles and shit just in general. it's a sturdy but surprisingly easy to work with material. just get bones from a good source
Make another one
now you're just shamelessly ripping jerma off
smh
I wouldn't want to sit on grandma
then she pulls out some piano wire
Grandma coffee table
??? i said one sentence to you calling you a city dweller, retard. i havent even been talking to you.
Don’t ask about the source of my femur bones
he invented the meat grinder rant, not the meat grinder itself dumbass
ah shit you stole em from the morgue didnt ya
Down here they like kudu bones alot cuz when they are dry they are hard as rocks
eyy you just went off again. It's like a button 
no no, he invented the whole process
fuck he did
They didn’t need those anymore did they
continues poking
gets a reply
"See guys, see! He keeps going off! Bing bing wahoo!"
These farmer folks dissin on us city folka like theyre wagyu rare breed, mfker my body has become immune to chemicals and microplastics wtf are you
real?
this guy thinks me saying a single sentence is "going off" anyway, he's literally braindead at this point and there's no hope for em.
I'm cool with using the bones as furniture or decoration, but animals only
real
humans are yucky
he aint seen shit lmao
and imagine having a chair made out of a relative
Now he went off when you poked him 
dude I don't want to have them around lmao
unironically humans are yucky and not just physically
i believe its called "self fulfilling prophecy"
yea lol
actual braindeath
take that Nancy, even when you're dead you're still on all 4s
dude's never heard of a conversation 

conversation
"I disagree with you, you retard"

nah nah man. you want to have a chair in your house reminding you of a relative every time you see it?
damn
apparently never heard of playful banter either 
maybe it's just me though, not big on having good relations with them
So this is my grandma chair
You mean your grandma’s chair ?
No, why ? 
submissive and breedable
I'd turn them into something else more fowl like a toilet brush or something
wtf is that
Ok hear me out but skull lamps go hard
that's some weird playful banter you people who live outside of civilization have 
Oh wait
....healthy? idk lol
I'm so fucking lonely and touch starved
lol based
dumps estrogen into your local river
What the fuck
a bit too edgy
I'm more of a lead sort of guy
I'm not some punisher wannabe
bruh, we already have fertilizer runoff
hollup i got a song for this. https://youtu.be/nqgUG_JVzCs
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
Bad To The Bone · George Thorogood & The Destroyers
Bad To The Bone
℗ 1982 Capitol Records, Inc.
Released on: 2009-01-01
Composer Lyricist: George Thorogood
Auto-generated by YouTube.
this is the type of shit i would want to use if i were a 10th century wizard
no, not really
Healthy lmao look at this farmer, just eat plastic bro not thay disgusting leafy stuff that grows off from our dead relatives packed into dirt
doesnt matter, both are worthless
Living in a city made me a a schizophrenic
human skulls are overused in general, it's really hard to make something out of them that won't look gauche and cliche as fuck
And madly paranoid
double it and give it to the next person
skill issue
man, have i ever mentioned how much i despise record labels like UMG?
because i sure do
so based?
living in a city sucks
Schizo? Nooo no its "imaginative personality" its good, write a book NOW
don't live in big cities
That's what I'm sayin
Masturbate in public hell yeah brother
If you hate me doing that you're a closet homosexual
did the schizo rambling stop yet
are you in brainfart?
what the fuck is that Im not clicking it
then no
missing out
its another video, that changes in 5 seconds to completely different shit??
shit that was posted hundreds of times?
it turns into an Initial D arcade game bait and switch
Thank you brother, now i can finally race again
Oh so its fine nvm
there is funny rambling and then boring ass rambling
I bet you're a freemason
it's always boring ass rambling man you tripping
everything so crazy
who the fuck is Mason
who the fuck is a freemason
Who the fuck
Man did you know that the republicans and democrats congregate in the freemasonic temple to worship satan?


though the skulls are overused, I would still have this
They want to take down the abrahamic religions
When I grow up I'm gonna be the best racist
Banned, bannned
No and I don't fucking care you fucking sperg
wicked
wow ur so masculien
you're in brainfart asking that question? 
goes hard in the nursery
who are you
nobody
Bow now now nah nah
no, that one is ugly
is that from a Ghost concert or something
not that nobody
Better posture than 95% of y’all
sorry for being bored of jaboopy type wall texts about the most obvious shit
it's actually bad, the normal spine suppose to resemble S shape
so that skelly must have some serious back pain
alright my bad for being snappy
Ye I was just memeing, it’s not supposed to look like a snork’s spine either
He just called you out man...@upper axle you gonna let that slide...?
Posture Check boys 
There is the French catacombs to
very gug
is floor also skulls
yes as a matter of fact because i dont care
lol
bruh what a snitch 
Man I want someone to rape all of my enemies and then kill them and chop up their bodies for me. Cause I can't do that cause of it being illegal

I think dirt and pebbles
aw
microscopic skulls
wow, thats funny, omg i laughed
ur so edgy and hot, wowie

can you chill
« I really don’t get why I got exiled, the staff is really unfair with me I did litterally nothing »
what
No some people are an actual good arguemnt for eugenics so man. They gotta go before they bring their entire race down. Looking at you white people.
💀 good one

Oh I know why
btw have a NFS:MW meme https://youtu.be/QyCDP_Rv5O0
BMW M3 GTR for life
Doing nothing is illegal
I never said it was unfair
casual racism 
Its their rules
Its not racist if its white people.
NFS:MW had the fucking peak of 2000s video game soundracks.
I mostly just stare at walls in a private room
bro went competitive 
Ey pavlo...shut up bro before i get jabooby on you...he'll crush you with a wall of text harder than uhhh...yeah
unfortunately
im not at your beck and call, man
booba
i do it on my own time
that's a ass
black people never deserved the n word. If you ask me
boooba is an emote
no, nobody asked u
They don't deserve it
Get em jabooby...
bro is going to get fucking annihilated from existence by a mod lmao
@narrow lotus check out the exile he posting sus af shit
im gonna get YOU in a minute if you aint careful, and i aint talkin with a text wall.
TFW exiled for jaywalking in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
yayyyyyyy
I will bomb a kkk convention
Thats right pavlo...hes getting revved up youll be in a world of hurt soon
Ban speed run any%
not much of a speedrun, could have been much faster
true
Not a very good speed runner then
Yea he’s bad even at that damn
just the gradual increase of "look how edgy and brash I can be"
skill issue
he's not very high on the Speedrun.com leaderboards yet, his PB is still being worked on.
I know my place at least do you?
name?
It's me silly
nice MC texturepack. got a link for me?
Gotta work harder than that when you got professionals spamming necro furry porn 3minutes after landing on the server
oh you can bet your ass you will know your place
now that's podracing
No
sadge
AAARGH! @upper axle IVE BEEN SHOT GET EM
cute couple
shit that reminds me, you guys ever seen that club penguin Ban% TAS?
eh its their right
Not my place not my rules
true id want to be the girl, but smaller
that looks so photoshopped
the fuck are you posting
AI
it's AI generated lol
Haven’t seen the TAS no link ? 
of course it is
good sir, this is brainfart
Source code available at https://github.com/keyeh/bannedfromclubpenguin
I'm following the official rules.
Time starts the moment you make your first input in your incognito web browser. (in this case, as soon as the browser is responsive from cold start)
Make the account, make a temporary email, login, get banned.
Time ends when the orange w...
I do not
@oblique spire
damn.
this is the type of stuff I want to see in this chat
It does exist
(he likes cameltoes)
I saw a mod page for it somewhere
🤢
Impressive, lots of time to scrape on the captcha, sub 20 is doable
are u sick?
dude went pretty slow on the captcha
I like Lithuanian men
doesn't matter how small you are , you will always be protected my queen
needs improvement
squad more like
Yes
go touch some grass, lad
ok
I wish discord didn't have the most ass video player ever
yayyyyy
agreed, and this MAY be a touch out of date but this is the one i saw years ago
ok dud
and club penguin's dead now so
can u get unsick
lol
of course you like men, your polish
Are you a doctor
no
i'm braindead?
true
Sadly ture
ture
nature's gift, a nation of obedient bussies
omg!!!!! akselll hiii hi hii
maybe a gift for you
aloha
ni hao
your kebab so shit it's walking away rn go back to your stand and catch it 😂 😂 😂
I'm just happy for my homies, why can't you
how yall holdin up
ironic
mom it's bad
Brainfart
go eat sour cream with dumplings
I'm in the middle of a forest so the reception is ass
Keep yourself (playing) squad
Can't the mods hurry up
is that supposed to be demeaning
dumplings with sour cream are delish
not really no
i just couldn't come up with anything slightly racist
i eat hardtack with liver pate for a lot of my meals
i just don't wanna get the hammer
skill issue
it's called pierogi you fuckass, how about you go choke on a fucking würst and get robbed
Damn you got us used to better than that
well despite it being the weakest punch, apparently it hit
the krautoid recoils at the thought of racism because his glorious leader said "racism bad, we must rip our entire country into pieces in the search for more coal because uhhhhh nuclear power bad"
I call him berliner kebab and his day is ruined
and as the loyal subject he is he obeys
Torres isn't actually black, it's just a coating of a coal soot
robbed by polish people? i don't live near the border i'm fine
keep saying funny words like piercocki geh polish man
le racisme
👏
Yum 😋
is there racism between 2 different kinds of mkney
questionmark
your language sounds like someone revving broken honda dawg don't talk to me about funny languages
Shus you get the point
there actually is
Yes there’s lots of tribe wars between monkeys but not all species
aw
yeah it's called the balkans
woo that sounds sicjk why wont theym ake a movie about it
🪨
do monekys have like research and unlock spears or smth
did you watch the film the gods must be crazy
probably not
my man your country is literally known for getting sandwitched and funny language
You can just go to Detroit it’s much cheaper
Planet of the apes
i watched that but thats agaisnt humans
thats just earth as it is
Humans are just fancy monkeys
They wear hats and stuff
We maxed out intelligence (not all of us)
yeah but seeing them kill each other and burn each other and the earth, it's not really uncommon
monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground
Idk I'm a tree I can't speak for them
you country is known for great oven and shower sales
while i didnt see monkey wars yet
for legal reasons i will not comment on this
If humans came from monkeys why they still monkeys?
chimps do a lot of gang wars
everything comes to an end, so does our intelligence 🤓
Don’t look for monkey wars lol you’ll find pretty graphic stuff
Have you seen the average Balkan male
And the chat is horny enough as it is
Love ❤️
what are you implying
horny?? what does that have to do with murder
Thank you
look at that beautiful chonky boi

you're supposed to click the link
hey, i got sometihng for u
it gives me a 404 error
hiii this is for u
Is 096 gonna come for me now
ur fine for now
no
it's either absolutely nothing or some sort of polish twink voodoo that will turn you into a femboy tomorrow
Something seems odd
I would advice caution, tree
Your*

no
I wish to stay myself
no as long as u dont make amistake
aksel is a big strong man
Trees are based
with hot blond hair
bro i literally go to my mom's family meets and people from dad's side show up
cant have shit
he has blonde hair yeah.
aksel literally looks like how you would imagine a norwegian man
the beans fuel the infernal machine that is my body
yes he does
no
your wrong
noprvewain men wouldl ook differnet
O V E R D R I V E
your unholy transformation has begun
looks expensive, not buying
@solar obsidian
may lord have mercy on your barky soul
Same tbh, looks yummy though


i have only gotten more deranged
that makes me happy
if the treeman comes back tomorrow and greet everyone with hiiiiii ily owo
chop him down
sir yes sir
it's the least we can do for our fallen brother
Good job boys, dodged a maja cluster
he said worse things
he cooked
i have no clue how i looked the last time you saw me but i have become more of a caveman than ever
took you long enough bird
can i see
a german even pinged you
great meal, sir 
@solar obsidian
waaa
🫂
vlad? omg is that u?
he been cooking enough in this channel to turn it into a 5 star restaurant
oh this is vlad
ye what up
sadge
huh
what
huh
buh
you looked jacked, with long blonde hair
if i see you in the streets it will be the last face you see
Hi 
p!ban @oak crest actual edgy weirdo , sayonara !
@oak crest has been banned.
will that be because i'd be blinded from your beauty?
p!packwatch
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Bye ;-;
P!packwatch
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And nothing of value was lost
murder
still yayyy
few minutes and I missed a ban
i love this community sometimes
yes
i grinded off a piece of my left thumb recently
ewwwww
Nail or skin ?
me
Mr Tree , what do u think of acorns
nail, skin and flesh
corns
yeah, I gotta get back to being racist now tho
got it momentarily stuck in a belt sander
Yikes, just cut your forearm ig
😍
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hi old man
what now
Gloves pulled you in ? Almost got my hand pierced by a stationary drill cause of that
Sell the hand to Hunter for 1800rubles
yooo Castlevania Nocturne is coming out tonight
nah, wearing gloves while grinding on such a machine is a bad idea
truly unwise
Finally having Netflix pays off lmao
thats why im here
no
anyway my thumb is probably gonna grow back
maja is so wholesome I can't even
thats the biggest lie ive seen recently
but that was an actual wholesome reply
beside the lie i said to myself

i am not a pretty sight, i am made for headbutting people to death
Treat your wound properly
maja common L
my forehead is stronger than yours tho
hmmmmmm i think i will treat it improperly
wholesum 100
can't even compliment her in peace smh
nuh uh
shut upp
yuh uh
nuh uhhh
Pour rusty flakes on it for fashion
already sprinkled a healthy dose of steel powder on it
gunner
awwww ❤️
Hell yeah nice foundation, drop some acetone on that too
Rizz

the heavy gunner or which gunner
i prefer motor oil
the one with the biggest gun
Man of culture I see, used brake fluid was also a correct answer
yay i habv tea
can u replace my umm- forward going thing
idk how to go forward
try not to sound sus
motor
i dont think its motor
there are 2 pedals, one is brake, the other one is for going forward
whats the forward one
good thing to know
i also learned which cable to cut to make someone not brake anymore
gas pedal
can you tell me
thats an even better thing to know
Push them all till something happens
wow thats a really borign ass name, can u fix that in me pls
look behind the front tire, the cable leading to the brake piston should be the right one
rename it the accelerator
The throttle input pedal
yes accelerator sounds WICKED
ballsy
throttle your skull
brap brap
Bet
Kapoosh
my wrestling name is The Akselerator
woooo : o
*Kapoww *
pew pewwwww!
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wow @glacial salmon ur noob
😭
laugh at this low level user
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i think u dont get xp on brainfart
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yooo i'm 18 again letsgooo
i am young
dotn worry mien is even lower, i had 2 accounts ;c
drakes after yo ass now
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This is not me
Perfect
wowie so hot
swag
As it should be
Lies
it actually is a german conspiracy theorist he even was on history channel talking about german ufos
hillarious guy
fuckin Heinrich looking ass
you are literally a turkish cat
so I have swag 
i dont undferstand this
debatable
oh theres description on top
ravey
thats terrible for me, i have a polish name that sounds polish
and my first 2 letters is a polish letter nobody would understand
you don't talk mean about another mans swag
i just did
to whom am i thpeeking?
MIMIIN 
what is it then
you should grow and change as a person @somber warren
wha- what is what, my real name or the thing that was made from the pic
will you send me chilled prawn
how can you be this dense
the thing with the pic
heated prawn then
its either maden, malee, or szden, szlee?????
bth are dogshit, and i dont have a middle name
brain damage from year 3
the sad thing about this is i believe you
the first two letters from your first name and then the month thing
no, i don't think you will
tu tu tu ru
yee got none
max verstappen
mcgee collected everyone's credit card information huh
without crashing?
maybe the biggest balls ever
parletal//parlental lobe was mostly damaged, and a little bit of 2 other ones
how is that good, literally struggling to walk???
that explains a lot
thing is i am believing you have a hydrocoele
its not easy having big balls
Without
I crashed like hell before that lap
Tried doing it 3 times
Third time's the charm
i always have to say to girls: my eyes are up here
brake around corners or tokyo drift?

Torres doesn't need to pull a chair at the party
has its ups and downs
ah, the south park bouncy balls
the southbark episode
yup
AYYY
life flashed before my eyes every time I hit the gas even just a little in a turn
i wanna get a steering so i can drift on shutoko
how tf do u do that
oh, right
huge cojones
once i almost hacked my thumb and index finger off with an axe
grande cojones ayayay
i would like one as well
I'm currently using my mouse for steering lmao
once i almost tried to fish out a piece of toast out of the toaster with a fork
then i realized its a bad idea
ayo yall remember that game where link just drove a fucking train because he's autistic?
the mouse drifter
i've done that a lot of times
unplugged it first?
no
living dangerously
i use a controller but sensitivity is fucked
that is retarded advice
I don't think I'd be able to play with a controller
just throw it on the ground and eat it off the ground
unpopular opinion: if you have to drown your food in sauce it is probably not good
i'm gunna save for a g29
i hope i get one
Ohh that's a good one, pretty expensive too
i make my own damn food
i wouldn't know. why cover it in sauce then
hi mom
doesn't it mask the flavour?
I'll remember what you said then
hi hello 
instead of sauces i just season my chicken well
tastes great
i hate it so much when ppl just season their chicken with just salt and pepper
yeah i don't understand that shit
iirc my mix is paprika, chili, salt, pepper, coriander, oregano, a bit of nutmeg and some rosemary
yeah but worth it
thats a good mix
i just throw in what i feel like that day, experiment a bit
i heard a bit of pickle juice is good too
mix and crush it all with a mortar and pestle and get a nice even coat over the chicken as it lays in the frying pan with some olive oil and then i flip it and do it to the other side too
i should really buy a mortar and pestle
fuck now you getting me hungry
or just like cooking
same thing
i guess
yeah it's gonna get toasted in the pan with the chicken
as long as you cut the chicken into small enough pieces you're gonna get it nice and covered in spice
chili is good for you
also it tastes good
well everything is better roasted
i mean yeah onions are a veggie but i just literally use them in every dish
so fucking good
yeah it's the base of like all of my dishes at this point
i throw them on burgers or make caramelized onion sauce
haven't tried to make any onion sauce yet
cook your onions low and slow, throw in some broth and heavy cream and season that bitch up. Its so good
true
Hi brainfart
noted
i make one every time i go to bed
true
you can do that with normal oven aswell. Thats how i make garlic bread. Mhhh roasted garlic bread
and some parsley and basil
man i had turkish eggs yesterday, you just take some tomato sauce, add onions garlic and chilli and throw in two eggs. Then some cheese ontop and eat it with flat bread. Its so simple but so good

reality is in your head duh
turkish people lay eggs? 
local restaurant has a simple filleted fried chicken with salt and pepper that tastes heavenly. its crazy how much taste it can give with so simple ingredients
turkeys do
they do yes
but he said turkish, not turkey
could be a turkish turkey
not wrong 
it be just an omelette no?
and i normaly don't eat breakfast at all
i discovered a new recipe a while back
no you didnt
speak
omggggg hi @crimson flame
hiiiii @final cedar
i threw some red lentils, chopped tomatoes and black beans in a pot with some onion, ginger, spices and vinegar and let it simmer for about an hour
hiiii @final cedar
you can say what you want but brainfart talking about cooking is so fucking wholesome
and i created The Meal
hi vlad, maja
miss u
what this
eewwww yucky egg
chicken salt and pepper
is that the recipe name?
sounds very good. Kinda like a chilli a bit
for some reason they offer half cooked eggs
yeah its what on the menu
the only way to eat eggs is medium rare
what so chicken and egg?
the meal in question costs absolutely nothing and you can get like 4 servings out of it
egg yolk needs to be runny
yes lol. so simple yet so delicious
egg whites need to be hard
i could probably put some eggs in The Meal
i'm gonna try that for sure
👍
true that could fit very well
ok this might be retarded but anyone else seperate the yolk from the whites and cook em seperately?
bye ted
nah
I make egg white omelettes and at the very end put the yolk on top, barely cooking it
yeah i add some chili powder to it to give it some bite and the ginger i put in it adds a really nice aftertaste
only in baking
how does that work
ginger is such an underrated ingredient
2 dollars
i love fresh ginger tea
oh there's rice too?
ofc
ginger a funnny word
it doesn't cost that much but it dries out really fast
im asian lmao we cant eat anything without rice
i gotta buy some of that
rice is the basis for a chinaman I once heard
i mostly just put it in a tupper ware container in the fridge. Stays fresh longer
water and rice

the two elements required to create a chinaman
almost all asian cuisine has rice, not just china
rice gotta be my favorite carb food
shit i could make an army then
my favorite is pasta
it's such a perfect grain
i can respect that
now we talkin
i fuckin LOVE you yayyyyy
whoever came up with cheese... should be worshiped tbh
sometimes i just eat a bit of parmesan plain just for the godly taste
real
it feels so wrong tho
when was cheese invented?
like you're not supposed to eat it straight up
its wild how people discover food for the first time
yesterday
"whoops i guess that piece just broke off by accident so i might as well eat it"
wowie
ohw tf
yo lets let this stinky milk sit for a month
like you take an egg, crack it and heat the unborn fetus water and you.. eat it.?
bam... cheese
i made ricotta cheese myself once for lasagna. Very easy to do and very tasty
This poor magpie had eaten apples on the ground around an apple tree in my parents garden in Akkerhaugen, Telemark. The fermented apples made the bird so drunk that it could barely walk. An easy prey for other magpies or predators in this state. Let's hope it went well.
(For those who wonder, Mom did look after him...)
Maybe you have seen oth...
ayy nice
how many lives spent fucking around and finding out about food
Me
imagine the ppl that found out what mushrooms are edible by trial and error
hundreds of millions who died eating straight up poison
you drink the smelly water. do you straight up die, shit your guts for a week, or actually discover beer?
whats this new unfit to help role
it's like when you're a helper
damn beer be old af
anti helper
but can't actually help anyone
hi mom
literally delight
relatable
oh shit this grain we piled up now stank af.. what if we... drink it???
just like humans #so woke #edgy
probably more like: if we throw this away we won't make it through the winter
oh shit that makes sense
hi
chad
everything we have now is because of beer
Until people start sending those cursed food videos/images
didn't happen yet thankfully
That's... that's Voldo.
its okay, we forgive you
time to bean
my favorite part was when he said: Its beaning time and beaned all over brainfart
hey i have that
Bean posting







