🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

Nooooo that's bad...

right click save target as

[inland jackal]

Dude I could post a picture of my fucking feet and it'd start a war on twitter

[urban ocean]

That animation was particularly spectacular though

Noo, you can't be wholesome, that's so bad!!

[inland jackal]

No idea what it's talking about

[inland jackal]

How the FUCK did twitter get mad about that?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flying-flying-cat-jumpscare-jump-gif-11390130067737975034

[inland jackal]

God I fucking hate twitter

[urban ocean]

@inland jackal

Woke twitter: they're too white

Trans twitter: children aren't supposed to have a good relationship with their parents

Queer twitter: why is it a cishet couple? Where's my queer non-binary two spirit bipoc lesbian male presenting couple?

[inland jackal]

I don't even have it and it makes me hate humanity

[pastel quartz]

I had twitter for like

20 minutes

[urban ocean]

It's pure, unadulterated cancer

[pastel quartz]

it was mostly cats init

[upper axle]

the long and the short of it is because twitter people are miserable and really stuck on the fact they are completely unlikeable and had bad childhoods, so they have an attitude of "nobody can have happiness because i didnt and still dont" and also some politics sprinkled in for good measure

[pastel quartz]

i imagine

[pastel quartz]

I look at children having a decent childhood and i actually hurl

i feel sick

i hate kids

[inland jackal]

Having a good relationship with your parents? unheard of!

[urban ocean]

13 year olds attempting to choose a personality before their 14th birthday

[inland jackal]

Even tumblr isn't that bad dude

[urban ocean]

When tumblr dropped porn most of the weirdo rejects moved to twitter

[inland jackal]

all twitter needs to do is ban porn

[urban ocean]

When twitter actively attempted to stop paedo nonsense, all the paedos moved to mastadon

[shadow wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/955964454087061505/1156507103683411978/9eAQxKCRykU.jpg?ex=651538ac&is=6513e72c&hm=44b797dd19bb6314f924fe688f1d2ff7864262113797aa3fcfebdca61a8e1ec4&

[inland jackal]

the only good thing that elon would have done if he does it

[upper axle]

I KNOW RIGHT? COULDNT BE ME. nah jk my parents both love each other, are alive, and raised me properly to be a good person with actual functioning morals, and thats something i can forever hold over the heads of twitter retards no matter how horrible my life becomes at any point.

[inland jackal]

Kurt Cobain

[upper axle]

i actually had good parents.

[pastel quartz]

I still can't register that he bought Twitter

i just forget every time i wake up

[urban ocean]

My parents sucked but they at least had the right ideas about attempting to raise children

[odd sail]

otaku paradox

[livid pond]

we need to come together as a society and delete twitter

[pastel quartz]

bomb twitter headquarters

[upper axle]

the way i see it literally nothing of importance changed when musk bought twitter, he didnt make it worse or better, and anyone who says otherwise is terminally online and stupid

[odd sail]

way i see musk bought it to commit a little tomfoolery and maybe bin it in the end

[pastel quartz]

ye i don't even know what he did, except the little fuckin checkmark shit

[upper axle]

twitter literally would have to do something INSANE to actually become worse

and to become better they'd just have to delete it

[urban ocean]

We need more human rights violations against twitter users

[inland jackal]

Fuck yeah I'm fortunate enough that the worst thing to happen to me and my whole family was all of us being homeless for a couple months

[upper axle]

terminal twitter users arent valid people.

[inland jackal]

Can you guess what happened to make us that way?

[urban ocean]

The person he put in charge was literally as bad as the previous ceo

But it's okay now because she has Musks endorsement

[pastel quartz]

musk balls

[inland jackal]

The way I see it. he made twitter better by making people not want to use it

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/oscars-standing-ovation-clap-clapping-applause-gif-5089552

[upper axle]

havent had that happen to my FAMILY (ive had that happen, but not my family), but if it had happened we probably would have been fine because weve got family in the area.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/newports-gif-19631240

[inland jackal]

yeah. but can you guess the events that happened to make us homeless?

[upper axle]

being homeless without shelter where i am is basically death btw because im in the area of the US that gets down to -40 degrees and 6 feet of snow for about 3 to 6 months of the year

[livid pond]

forest fire

[upper axle]

fire, or government fucking you over

[inland jackal]

Nope.

[inland jackal]

It wasn't the government

[urban ocean]

IRS

[upper axle]

aussie, doesnt have that

[livid pond]

imma be real idk if AU stands for australia or austria

[urban ocean]

Ahh. Then giant spiders

[upper axle]

aussieland.

[inland jackal]

We have the ATO over here

but yeah

It was a shitty landlord

[upper axle]

that'll do it

[urban ocean]

Those are everywhere

[odd sail]

austria is AT

[urban ocean]

I lost my office once because the landlord never cashed any of my bank checks (he actually didn't cash anyone's checks) and used it as an excuse to remove everyone from the plaza so he could sell it to a developer

[odd sail]

but idk why switzerland's code is CH

from sCHweiz?

[upper axle]

probably

[urban ocean]

Was a fun experience trying to find and finance moving to a new office with a 2 week eviction notice

[pastel quartz]

hi

[robust cove]

Schwiiz

[inland jackal]

something to do with the government trying to foreclose on the house because he was doing something shady iirc so he got us in there to use us as a scapegoat to buy him time or something.
he tried to sue us, he lost, but we still couldn't do anything about the house getting foreclosed sooooo yeah.
fuck yea. hotel hopping to the other side of the coast

[livid pond]

Schwanz

[odd sail]

teil

[shadow wyvern]

so true

[inland jackal]

He's literally me

[somber warren]

Wie bidde

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-26176788

[urban ocean]

Best python lesson I've ever had

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-gif-26852519

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/615361724039692300/1156187558099812352/image0.gif?ex=65140f12&is=6512bd92&hm=2e56d4fea60b31b980e2dfef7f844aec2e203ecdff817bfa53f007827ca3af61&

Syno

[inland jackal]

frfr

[pastel quartz]

They keep coming

[inland jackal]

?

[pastel quartz]

The universe is trying to tell me something

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-26176788

Why do you seem so familiar

[eager igloo]

Shit, I miss the greece

[pastel quartz]

are you a skinwalker?

[pastel quartz]

you miss the grease?

[torpid jewel]

fucking cunt

i just missed a deal on a nice civic

im malding

[plush pine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064411725740388432/1154168720214728824/togif-2.gif

[eager igloo]

Shadowmuted

[inland jackal]

Lord headass?

[pastel quartz]

me when the Corvette C3 i found on OLX gets sold

(i don't have a drivers license)

((or above 10k in savings)

[torpid jewel]

same

[plush pine]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-guh-buh-gif-26372267

[torpid jewel]

i have the money, just didn't bother with the license yet

[torpid jewel]

been putting it off for 2 months now

[pastel quartz]

ye i don't know how to drive

cars are scary

[eager igloo]

That corvette looks nice

[pastel quartz]

i would fucking crash the moment i got into one

[torpid jewel]

i do

[pastel quartz]

It reminds me of Hotline Miami

so

i mean a delo would more

but

i ain't buyin a fucking delo

[torpid jewel]

my feet are speedy though

[pastel quartz]

There's like

7

[torpid jewel]

i put too much gas and release the clutch too fast

[eager igloo]

One day I'll have enough money for maserati

[inland jackal]

I hate people who go "durrr. Dribe a manual" like. Fuck off cunt, if you want to die because you aren't good with your hands go ahead.

[eager igloo]

I wholeheartedly believe that

[inland jackal]

Leave me out of it

[torpid jewel]

what

[inland jackal]

Cars. Manual. Like the stick shift

[torpid jewel]

yeah what about them

i don't understand

what's your point

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/goulash-cigarette-cig-imma-smoke-a-cigarette-imma-smoke-gif-26067600

[torpid jewel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935328069290442782/1125903972247556167/ezgif.com-video-to-gif.gif

weird fish

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mythical-tree-oh-the-misery-jadestrouble-gif-7468919938176280189

[pastel quartz]

based

children smoking

luv me englon

[torpid jewel]

i prefer drinking

[inland jackal]

Huh. I thought that only happened in school bathrooms.

[torpid jewel]

changing rooms too

[midnight tree]

the bathrooms i go to at school always smell like a pride parade with all that fucking overly fruity vape shit

[robust cove]

Remember kids it's cool to smoke cigarettes, especially marlboro reds

[midnight tree]

no

smoking kills

by which i mean i will kill you if you smoke

[torpid jewel]

i love having my life feel like shit unless i smoke a pack a day

AND getting lung cancer

but hey, at least i have to pay a lot for that

[midnight tree]

damn

you got a point

[odd sail]

then smoke yourself

[torpid jewel]

my uncle got lung cancer with metastasis to the spine

he was getting morphine at the hospital and was still passing out from the pain

not good™️

[robust cove]

Skill issue

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886523095618306069/1139075332444520479/attachment.gif

[robust cove]

Smoke this dick

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vape-juul-gif-19293187

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1156293941960904864/Me_When.gif?ex=65147226&is=651320a6&hm=91b8361e61ab589854446a14d25b028cf621d4c40c8a0bf04d43be6d581d10b0&

[odd sail]

can yall not act geh for a bit

[placid sail]

brainfart impossible challenge

[odd sail]

this channel has succesfully claimed one victim (a moderator, even)

[pastel quartz]

hiiii!!!

helooo

[placid sail]

how are you all creatures of brainfart so similar in behavior

[pastel quartz]

im literally just being nice

[placid sail]

fair point

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqhJZvjV99c

[placid sail]

apologies

[stone blade]

amazing song

[placid sail]

hello, Mattie

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-pain-suffering-gif-23524142

[stone blade]

Hi everyone

[midnight tree]

go back from whence you came

[pastel quartz]

hi

[robust cove]

You are the gayest here dawg

[green briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/366713044270579712/1156588974320648203/20230927_155131.jpg?ex=651584eb&is=6514336b&hm=91872d7feaa0445ea7cda646d34389a834ce9de88bb74a5b131f2e7e5fc67666&

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799836633142001716/993630508653236344/caption.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shaking-head-funny-cat-face-cat-gif-24056868

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804491292897574944/1143248074655932426/caption-8.gif

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-gif-24740753

@robust cove

[uncut obsidian]

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873328170848387125/1145599295714754560/caption.gif

[robust cove]

I'm gayer than you

[uncut obsidian]

[robust cove]

Doing a gay-off to settle this

[shadow wyvern]

what’s stopping men from dressing like this

[livid pond]

dignity

[shadow wyvern]

weakness

[robust cove]

This huge dick

[livid pond]

why is everyone so fucking gae today

[shadow wyvern]

homosexual chicken

[livid pond]

is something in the air

[odd sail]

anti-homosexuality laws

[shadow wyvern]

and?

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/292367464011005952/1156265668048597104/balls.mov?ex=65150091&is=6513af11&hm=ce1676db241a620d4ebbc8d3d3e7d1ec7f829478d6a5fc3d4a4095de0a6364df&

[shadow wyvern]

see this is when you create an explosive device

[robust cove]

Carbon Monoxide 😍

[livid pond]

wait no way

https://tenor.com/view/furry-meme-missile-furry-alert-gif-24658735

[shadow wyvern]

✨ white phosphorous ✨

[mint mist]

hiiiiiii

[mint mist]

hhiiiii

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807280060141928448/932792072098943076/ezgif-5-1bb140614f.gif

[robust cove]

Ahoy

[uncut obsidian]

you don't have this

[shadow wyvern]

silly cat sticker pack

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472018112573603850/1135052011243569292/fr9h0fpj487b1.gif

[robust cove]

No I'm not Russian

[odd sail]

so you are a part of gruppa boikissera

[uncut obsidian]

skill issue

[placid sail]

[pastel quartz]

Boykisser sticker ? 23 of them ? NAAAAH

broo

[pastel quartz]

Chiiil

[odd sail]

he didnt have to make art on it

we cannot enjoy anthropomorphic art without it being a deluded furry

[placid sail]

it's just a cute picture dog

[quartz saffron]

love it, post more

[robust cove]

Seething that I had a better spawn point

[placid sail]

don't have more, just something I stole somewhere else

[uncut obsidian]

no boykisser stickers, life ruined, L

[uncut obsidian]

nah he's saying post more of this pic

repost it

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-uncanny-cat-canny-cat-dark-cat-light-cat-uncanny-gif-15273114520335168911

[mint mist]

owo

[oblique spire]

kill yourself

[pastel quartz]

||ⓘ User is suspected to be in your ass.||

[oblique spire]

I am gaming ong

It is worth noting that like 3 days ago i was lvl 20

[pastel quartz]

No one saw that.

[oblique spire]

i saw that

[placid sail]

mods see all the deleted messages

you absolute fool

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

Fuck

😅

Idc

[oblique spire]

MODERATORSSSSSSSSSSS

[pastel quartz]

I was gonna send it to my friend

[oblique spire]

WE GOT A LIVE ONE

[river zealot]

[oblique spire]

(And a live one in #💣tarkov-released fr fr)

[placid sail]

your ass is now grass

[pastel quartz]

ⓘ User is going to get banned.

[oblique spire]

ⓘ User is fucking stupid

[pastel quartz]

ⓘ User is suspected to be in your balls.

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

[pastel quartz]

[midnight tree]

we can never escape the vorefags

[pastel quartz]

welp

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1126562785313181726/attachment-2-3.gif

[pastel quartz]

ⓘ User is suspected to be in your house.

[robust cove]

True 😭

[oblique spire]

ⓘ User needs to shut the fuck up

[pastel quartz]

ⓘ User is suspected to be racist.

[oblique spire]

Yes.

[pastel quartz]

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

Watafak

[livid pond]

dont get it twisted 💯

[somber warren]

thx bro

[pastel quartz]

Oh is it your bday ? Then happy bday 🎉

[livid pond]

happy bday

[somber warren]

thx guys

[livid pond]

guten tag and all that

[somber warren]

[placid sail]

happy birthday, Torres, drink a lot of good beer today and maybe shag some cute Bavarian girl @somber warren

[maiden lance]

my honest reaction

[somber warren]

i would rather fuck a blender but thx

[odd sail]

happy birthday herr torres

[oblique spire]

happy birthday country invader

[odd sail]

i forgot to wish

[somber warren]

thx guys

thx ted

[ruby minnow]

@somber warren happy birthday fellow erdogan supporter ♥️

[midnight tree]

average american

[mint mist]

hi ily

[mint mist]

hi ily

[oblique spire]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[oblique spire]

thats the fuckin

uhhhh

[livid pond]

wabbajack

[oblique spire]

yes

wabbajack

god its been a while since i heard that name

[upper axle]

....SEVERAL things are wrong here

[oblique spire]

Hey jaboopy did you see my cursed gun i sent you

[upper axle]

i purposefully ignored it because i saw it was a ping from you lol

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-gif-24439345

[oblique spire]

Damn

cringe

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-kazuhira-miller-gif-21017959

[oblique spire]

clearly

you are homosexual

[upper axle]

da.

[toxic sundial]

Me looting the ancient vaults for loot and I find an auto sear

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-everypony-turkey-everypony-gif-846932290313011198

[upper axle]

god i fucking WISH

that'd be the best day

[somber warren]

thank you

[upper axle]

this MF doesnt know about Panama Pepelaugh

[livid pond]

where the FUCK is ghost of tsushima pc port

[upper axle]

he lacks critical information

[shadow wyvern]

thats so far around tho

this is faster

[upper axle]

honestly i agree

[shadow wyvern]

we should make it with explosives like the panama canal

[toxic sundial]

He doesn't know about the rocky mountains

[upper axle]

i mean that too but he also completely ignored the existence of the already extant canal that we built to shorten naval voyages from atlantic to pacific over in Panama.

yknow. the one we literally deposed a military dictator to protect

[somber warren]

why do we not simply make a giant lake out of the USA. Or a Giant parking space

that would be nice

[shadow wyvern]

TRUE

[upper axle]

Operation Just Cause was a fucking wild incident.

[toxic sundial]

If panama didn't want to be invaded and have a canal built then why did they make their country exactly where I wanted a canal att?

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[toxic sundial]

Tbf the USA already has the biggest lake

[somber warren]

new tracks and your good to go

[plucky void]

TRACK'S UP
LET'S ROLL

[upper axle]

really funny how during Operation Just Cause, the guy we were deposing fled into the Vatican Embassy (which we couldnt enter militarily because it's sovreign soil) so we just set up outside it for like 2 months or some shit and fucking BLASTED tons of heavy metal and rock music at the embassy 24/7 until he surrendered and came out lmao.

[upper axle]

like im talking surrounded the place with giant speakers

[plucky void]

really funny how jaboopy waxes political on an almost daily basis and the mods are each and every time

[oblique spire]

True

Very true

[somber warren]

sloppy toppy for falco does that stuff

[toxic sundial]

The trick isn't to follow the rules the trick is to not get caught

Besides history ≠ politics

He's just talking about a factual event that historically happened

[plucky void]

☝️ 🤓

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/najmi-gif-24503272

[toxic sundial]

I will eviscerate you

[upper axle]

because when i do it i try and do it in a way that avoids being dickish or starting fights about it on purpose, and im also not talking about politics, this is literally world history, which isnt political unless i MAKE it political.

[oblique spire]

Still waiting for a guy in #💣tarkov-released to get smacked for saying the n word

[plucky void]

now you're sounding like a bottom

[oblique spire]

Been a while

Still no 1984s

[toxic sundial]

They'll never get me I pay grok too much

[oblique spire]

Not you smh

[toxic sundial]

[oblique spire]

But

keep up the good work

we need to keep this place racist

[somber warren]

you could be that guy

[robust cove]

Happy Kebab day my favourite Hamburg resident

[oblique spire]

German man

Someone did say it

i am not waiting for it to be said

[plucky void]

gandalf

[oblique spire]

It has already been said

[somber warren]

Thx, hey hamburg is way better then berlin or München

[odd sail]

whats the best city in germany

[robust cove]

Thanks for telling me another place you hate

[odd sail]

not berlin, not munchen

[somber warren]

all are ass

[oblique spire]

Berlin

[robust cove]

Berliner kebab

[odd sail]

pankow bunker

[somber warren]

i don't hate hamburg

[robust cove]

I was talking about Munchen

[livid pond]

hamburger

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

laugh, now

[odd sail]

amerikaner

[toxic sundial]

I like hamburger

[robust cove]

[somber warren]

i thought you knew that already

[odd sail]

i knew someone who lived in aachen

[robust cove]

No you haven't gone on a sperg tirade about it yet

[odd sail]

just by geoguessring an image they posted

[toxic sundial]

These are so good honestly

Like they'll be lame in a week

But rn

[somber warren]

Fun Fact: The Hamburger was invented in Hamburg when Sailors wanted to eat a Flat Meatball (patty) but it was too hot to carry in their hands so the sales dude just sandwitched it between bread

[oblique spire]

Mmm ja hans

Spit your shit indeed brother

[shadow wyvern]

a hamburg resident is also a hamburger

[somber warren]

true

and a berliner is a jelly filled donut, or a resident of berlin (ehw)

[shadow wyvern]

yuck or yum

[solar obsidian]

so eating a hamburger is cannibalism

[shadow wyvern]

yes

[toxic sundial]

Nah hamburger was made in America

[shadow wyvern]

well.

[ruby minnow]

Dey ptu da mastgher chyefuikf in tyhbe sege

[somber warren]

its really good

[shadow wyvern]

if you consider germans human.

[shadow wyvern]

I’m aware I live next to you

[somber warren]

le racisme

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/hurleybird-gibberish-rant-gif-26492781

[odd sail]

cumburger confirmed

[somber warren]

you live in a school? I'm calling the police

[shadow wyvern]

just because of your regressive policies bro ❤️

[shadow wyvern]

I’m in your walls

Ik woon in uw muren

[somber warren]

my regressive policies? i do not do any policies i hate my politicians too

[shadow wyvern]

Fuck Shit

[shadow wyvern]

we agree then

[toxic sundial]

That's the funniest thing when people assume you agree with everything happening in your country just because you live there

Like bro you think I follow the law?

[somber warren]

Its actually quite hurtful to get told i approve of my governments actions, i hate my government

[shadow wyvern]

assuming perfect democracy you would be right most of the time

[livid pond]

german nationalism just isnt as popular these days 😔

[shadow wyvern]

sorry bro friendly fire

[somber warren]

i wonder why

[toxic sundial]

By definition democracy can't be perfect because people will always disagree

Inevitably someone will be the minority position and be upset with any given law

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-25741420

[plucky void]

skill issue

[toxic sundial]

That being said absolutely no other system even comes close to democracy

[shadow wyvern]

yes but most have to agree with country decisions so you’d be right to assume resident agrees most of the time

obviously it doesn’t work like that in life but cmon

[somber warren]

Democracy means Government by the people, off the people, for the people But the people are retarded

[tulip ravine]

Real

Revert back to military run states

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mustache-guy-crazy-mostacho-guy-with-crazy-mustache-gif-22094888

[tulip ravine]

Hello Bavarian

[somber warren]

Kaiser Time?

[somber warren]

Hi Luton Man

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-newports-squidward-buys-mf-newports-mf-newports-i-bet-they-wont-have-it-gif-23119056

[tulip ravine]

I’m not even from Luton

[toxic sundial]

Theres a Churchill quote about how the biggest argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter.

Although that might just be because he had to talk to the British voters

[livid pond]

suprised mods still let u say retarded

[tulip ravine]

I am not Andrew tate

[somber warren]

i am not from bavaria

[toxic sundial]

No

[pastel quartz]

try to say gey

[livid pond]

i already did

[tulip ravine]

Yes you are

[pastel quartz]

liar

allah

[somber warren]

literally andrew tate you probably got no hair

[oblique spire]

Are you gonna kill the guy that said the n word yet

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-allah-gif-24350702

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flying-flying-cat-jumpscare-jump-gif-11390130067737975034

[tulip ravine]

True mate I just look like a big scrotum with eyes

[somber warren]

so just like tate

[tulip ravine]

Nuh uh

[somber warren]

yuh uh

[shadow wyvern]

reminds me of when some tv program did a poll about if we abolished daylight savings which time we should stick with
(called winter time and summer time here)
most people picked summer because “then I don’t need to wear such warm clothes all the time”

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116000181045969056/1156598230390415450/Screenshot_20230926-135156_TikTok.jpg?ex=65158d8a&is=65143c0a&hm=0ad6c6792bb61c09f529a98b45f4931ec7967083bb2d851403c35cf007988f02&

[tulip ravine]

Brainfart tug of war when

Let’s just squid game it up

[uncut obsidian]

what

i don't wanna kill you

[shadow wyvern]

n

[somber warren]

the fish escaped from delights sex dungeon

[mint mist]

can u help, im playing synthetik 2, do i play and unlock elimintaro which has drones and shitg, and scales with not taking damage
or a demoman

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck does that mean

[livid pond]

politics

[pastel quartz]

ye...

[somber warren]

is the demoman a black scottsman?

[river robin]

#🎪bruh-fart message
I can scroll up and SEE THIS POSTED you NERD

[shadow wyvern]

stealed from the same channel

[somber warren]

stealed

[shadow wyvern]

can we kill this person with hammers

[river robin]

Stealed

[shadow wyvern]

I know what I typed

[somber warren]

stealed

[shadow wyvern]

english is my bestest grade

[river robin]

Stealed

[ruby minnow]

she reposted it oh no the world is destroyed

[uncut obsidian]

i have no idea what any of that means

[oblique spire]

In #💣tarkov-released Goofy headass

[pastel quartz]

hi syno

helo

[oblique spire]

I am racist but i have a black friend so i'd never do him like that

[ruby minnow]

imagine not being racist to your friends

[river robin]

“He can’t insult others for posting stuff in the same chat WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH”

[ruby minnow]

the american is weird on internet again

[oblique spire]

(He's like 0.6 % racist)

[ruby minnow]

its a pretty normal day

[oblique spire]

I lied syno

I am very racist to him

[toxic sundial]

Oh no

Not here

[river robin]

Why do you have this

[shadow wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945743966261870643/947036853784174602/yfXVOfqR.gif

[pastel quartz]

fuck you

[pastel quartz]

i love him :)

[solar obsidian]

[livid pond]

llama where tf is the infantry update

[shadow wyvern]

puro

[river robin]

[shadow wyvern]

from the chinese latex transformation fetish game

[pastel quartz]

ye

[oblique spire]

Idk, im fucking mad tho

[pastel quartz]

das

das what i play nowadays

[river robin]

Bruh

[shadow wyvern]

congratulation

[pastel quartz]

chinese latex fetish game

goes hard ngl

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/lithuania-lietuva-cat-cats-kitten-gif-23653273

[oblique spire]

Was looking forward to playing it today THE 27TH and it still aint out at 11pm

[river robin]

Odd fetish

[pastel quartz]

MF doom lyrics

[shadow wyvern]

there’s a little desktop pet thing of puro
you can have a puro fuck around on your screen and sit on windows n such

[pastel quartz]

ye Shimeji

i had it for a while

it broke tho

[shadow wyvern]

tragic

[toxic sundial]

It's like 10 in the morning

[pastel quartz]

indeed

[uncut obsidian]

why puro

[shadow wyvern]

I remember getting malware from that

[uncut obsidian]

there's the exact same thing but just a cat

[river robin]

Free malware from Chinese fetish game

[livid pond]

bro living in the past

[toxic sundial]

There's a goose one that I enjoy

[shadow wyvern]

that one’s funny

[toxic sundial]

Y'all living in the wrong timezones

[toxic sundial]

There is one correct time zone and it is mine, you cannot have it

[mint mist]

waaaaaaaaaa

[shadow wyvern]

you cannot have utc

[livid pond]

ok my clock clearly says 6pm so yours must be wrong, mine doesnt lie

[robust cove]

You live in Iraq

[toxic sundial]

Nuh uh

[shadow wyvern]

cause popular character from the chinese latex transformation fetish game

[toxic sundial]

Reality is subjective

[shadow wyvern]

it is 17:15

[toxic sundial]

Except for my perception which is the only reality

[robust cove]

Lier liaer pant on fire

[shadow wyvern]

wait hold on I have a better one

[pale ingot]

me when i start living my life while being ignorant and numbed to the passing of time

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1126562785313181726/attachment-2-3.gif

[shadow wyvern]

it is <t:1695827760:t>

[mint mist]

hiiiii can u help

[livid pond]

correct

[shadow wyvern]

now I can’t be wrong

[toxic sundial]

TRUE!

[shadow wyvern]

w/ what

[pale ingot]

damn its 6 pm

[mint mist]

picking a class in a game

[pale ingot]

thas insane

[toxic sundial]

Crazy

[pale ingot]

Mid timezone

[oblique spire]

I want my infantry update :(

[toxic sundial]

Best timezone

Midwest Bestwest

[shadow wyvern]

I tried Synthetik 1 and it wasn’t really what I thought it would be

[pale ingot]

gmt+2 superiority

[robust cove]

Who

[mint mist]

ok can u still help

[shadow wyvern]

I’d say go for explodey man because that sounds funnier

[mint mist]

ok

thanks iloveyou

[shadow wyvern]

don’t say that

[toxic sundial]

I'm not sure what that is but I'll bet It sucks

[pale ingot]

the superior romanian timezone

[livid pond]

2:00 EST

[robust cove]

Nuh uh uhhhh I saw that

[toxic sundial]

If it's superior why do you have to +2 another man's timezone

[pale ingot]

because its improved

it is superior

improved

[robust cove]

[pale ingot]

we have taken (stolen) what already exists and improved upon it

[oblique spire]

Confirmed?

And uh

[livid pond]

someone said its on squad discord

[oblique spire]

2am?

[livid pond]

whats ur time rn

[oblique spire]

11:20

pm

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/rgdrgdrg-gif-23513804

[livid pond]

3 hours then

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/rgdrgdrg-gif-23513804

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/rgdrgdrg-gif-23513804

[toxic sundial]

This just in; a European in a discord channel near you posting phonk edits of a car driver who is a widdle bit faster than the last guy

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1126562785313181726/attachment-2-3.gif

[oblique spire]

Bet, lets hope its actually real

[robust cove]

Mp4

[somber warren]

mp4 moment

[toxic sundial]

Instant conversion

[pale ingot]

we should all take cyanide togheter and commit mass suicide

[quartz ridge]

The the U.S's is the best cause we have PST, EST, MST,ADT, HAST

[somber warren]

bet

[toxic sundial]

No do not do that

[quartz ridge]

Frrer

[livid pond]

yall have ptsd

[quartz ridge]

Fr

[pale ingot]

it would be topkek though

[toxic sundial]

No it would be cringe, living is based

[somber warren]

the world would be a better place without me, so i have to keep living

[quartz ridge]

Brainfart mass suicide

[livid pond]

still waiting for it to get based

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1156293941960904864/Me_When.gif?ex=65147226&is=651320a6&hm=91b8361e61ab589854446a14d25b028cf621d4c40c8a0bf04d43be6d581d10b0&

[quartz ridge]

SAMEEE

[toxic sundial]

Tomorrow might be better; the only way to find out is to be there

[livid pond]

ok im coming over

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-terry-davis-dancing-grooving-gif-21148913

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-gif-17939989

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/glow-in-the-dark-stick-man-glowing-walk-walking-gif-17406626

[robust cove]

You go first

[pure hatch]

That’s the point of smoking

[robust cove]

Nuh uh it would be worse without my favourite Berlin man ❤️

[oblique spire]

and fuckin PTSD and ADHD and fucking OCD

[quartz ridge]

Only thang wed get PTSD from is seeing turks

Or germans....

[oblique spire]

Or the shower

[quartz ridge]

This man is literally me

[uncut obsidian]

[toxic sundial]

Couldn't be me

[livid pond]

girls have cooties

[toxic sundial]

I smoke meth to get my steady hands

[wispy warren]

Any Ukrainian here?

[toxic sundial]

The spin always gets me

[urban ocean]

This is his channel

https://youtube.com/@sixfootdancer?si=nXG_TqdOA-rQkuR5

[somber warren]

ohhhwwww❤️

fuck you tho

[robust cove]

I can call you Danish instead if you want

[somber warren]

its better then berlin tbh

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-patients-television-rocking-gif-11423392

[robust cove]

Only Danish people I interact with on a daily basis are fucking retarded, and I don't think you're retarded

[somber warren]

berlin ppl are more retarded trust me

[robust cove]

I don't think I will

[placid sail]

p!banana

[foggy mantle]

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[sage otter]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsyr1-xNVHk&ab_channel=Moonlight

[solar obsidian]

btw he stole that jet

[pale ingot]

(true)

[livid pond]

♥️ 🇷🇴 ❤️

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cinder-block-gif-25583904

[ruby minnow]

weakest Erdogan supporter living in Germany

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shaking-head-funny-cat-face-cat-gif-24056868

This game is lowkey fire

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp9f8LKm0x8&ab_channel=Moonlight

[oak crest]

Personally dont agree with redpill. Despite what people think. I just think women should get the same punishment for murder. Hanging, injection, firing squad idc.

Murder is murder simple as

[ruby minnow]

what are you talking about

[oak crest]

Besides the red pill community is not something I consider truly 'real' or 'autonomous'

[ruby minnow]

wait wait let him cook actually

[oak crest]

But thats because of dialectics

They dont know what they are

Only what they arent and oppose

If your entire identity hinges on being the opposite or contrarian to something then your ideaology is bassically bullshit

Because it has nothing of its own

[robust cove]

Where the fuck did that come from dawg

[oak crest]

Someone said I was a redpiller

Personally I want a third pill

[robust cove]

How about you focus on taking your pills

Schizo

[oak crest]

This is me on pills

[robust cove]

What, benadryl?

[oak crest]

Im thinking clearly

Nah

[ruby minnow]

its a XANTARES diff man

[oak crest]

Anti psychotics

And some ssris and blood pressure meds

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[robust cove]

What is counter strike

[oak crest]

Equal crime equal punishment

Thats all I want

[robust cove]

No wonder you're exiled bro

[oak crest]

Why

You cannot say Im wrong for saying murder is bad

I think thats like agreed upon consensus

[robust cove]

I am saying that you started talking about this shit out of fucking nowhere

[oak crest]

Oh

[robust cove]

Some dude from 200 bc

[solar coral]

yes... take the redpill...

[oak crest]

I dont know why people think I hate women though. I dont. Im not stupid to think that they have it easy.

[oak crest]

Eh. I prefer morphine

Not much of a drug user myself though

[solar coral]

reminder that taking the redpill in the matrix was a metaphor for coming out as being trans

[oak crest]

True

[wraith osprey]

https://vxtwitter.com/TiredMemeClown/status/1706743705661849820

[ruby minnow]

let him cook

[oak crest]

"The choice between the blue or the red pill is not really a choice between illusion and reality. Of course The Matrix is a machine for fictions, but these are fictions which already structure our reality. If you take away from our reality the symbolic fictions that regulate it, you lose reality itself. (…) I want a third pill."

[oak crest]

The only thing I cook is food

Hmmm... foood...

You know what

Im hungry

[solar coral]

redpilled mfers not realizing they've been trans advocates :

[sage otter]

Hello chat ! 👋

[plucky void]

If you watch The Matrix backwards, it's an inspiring story about a guy who stops doing drugs and gets a job

[oak crest]

If you watch the matrix you realise its actually a metaphor for abortion

Dont ask

[sage otter]

If you watch The Matrix you’re in the Matrix

[oak crest]

If watch

[robust cove]

Literally me

[oak crest]

Huh I dont remember keanu reeves doing that

[solar coral]

they mean the directors

[oak crest]

Oh

[solar coral]

or producers

i get them mixed up

[oak crest]

I didnt watch after first film much

I found the story got convoluted

[solar obsidian]

so they take pills and still are the same gender they are born?

[oak crest]

OH BOY

Here it comes

[solar coral]

theres actually someone who broke the matrix,but they were a different gender in the matrix

[solar obsidian]

who?

[solar coral]

but delight you missed a very important word in what i said

metaphor

[solar coral]

Switch

[oak crest]

Man I just wish people practiced abstinence, abortion, or adoption. Mostly cause most people are idiots or assholes and transfer that to their children.

[solar coral]

ikr the matrix is such a shit movir

[oak crest]

The educatiom system is broken

[oak crest]

I wasnt talking about that

I moved on

[solar coral]

about what

[oak crest]

The matrix

[solar coral]

what are u talking about

[oak crest]

Well then anywayd

[solar coral]

poggers

[solar obsidian]

yeah, they are called sisters now by the internet i heard

was brothers, i forgot their names

[mint mist]

hi delight owo

[solar obsidian]

yes wachowski brothers

[solar obsidian]

hello

[oak crest]

Can a family sue my family over mental trauma if say I were to blow my brains out in front of a playground.

Only hypothetically of course

[solar obsidian]

idk, but u should take ur pills now

[oak crest]

I already have

[solar coral]

i like how people say "im so scared about meeting a chick with a cock" like that wouldnt be the best thing to ever happen to them

[plucky void]

"in minecraft"

[solar coral]

IM TALKING ABOUT THEM MEETING A WOMAN

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtVqD-ac5eQ

[oak crest]

Im scared my girlfriend/or boyfriend will marry me with the intent divorce me in the future and take 50% of my income.

[mint mist]

ew why would u have a gf

[oak crest]

Less machievelistic, well sometimes anyways

[mint mist]

waaa too much smart words

[oak crest]

Ive seen a woman commit murder in court and have no remorse like they did some mexican cartel shit.

Maybe its the fact I live in Regina though

They cut off skin and recorded it and he was lucid. Shit man. I dont trust the people here.

[plucky void]

marry up, that's the way to go

[oak crest]

Theyll shoot a 9 year old over gang colours here

[solar coral]

based

[oak crest]

Its stupid

[plucky void]

the end of the song is why people are scared of meeting a chick with a cock

[solar coral]

84 year old calling a trans people by their correct pronouns B)

[plucky void]

"besides, hers is bigger than mine"

[oak crest]

I thoughr you would find that offensive

[oak crest]

Yo. Welcome to the club

[oak crest]

I dont remember the last time

Uh

I dont know

[solar coral]

why? he's literally calling a trans person beautiful

[mint mist]

true

[fallow trellis]

whos this guy

[oak crest]

Well I know he got in trouble with the trans community for that song

[fallow trellis]

why are you here

[oak crest]

Thats why he didnt advance

I just assumed it was offensive based on consensus

[placid sail]

wow brainfart is extra delirious today

[plucky void]

what DOESN'T get people in trouble with the alphabet gang

[oak crest]

Self immotulation

Self flaggelation

Uh

[plucky void]

touché

[oak crest]

Theres more

The n word

The r word

The c word

[fallow trellis]

Coconut

[oak crest]

The k word for the jewish people

Theres even more

[fallow trellis]

Theres the F word

[quartz ridge]

Wake up

Women aren't real

[fallow trellis]

F||rench||

[oak crest]

Ew

Dont say that

I hate anglo saxons

[solar obsidian]

he gets a pass

[oak crest]

All they do is rape pillage and steal

[fallow trellis]

I too hate geometry

[oak crest]

The fucking anglo saxons are just a bunch of swamp dwellers

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/desmondpacito-cooking-chef-gif-12378159

cooking

[plucky void]

jesse we need to cook

[oak crest]

Cook

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[oak crest]

So guys what is a yaoi

Is it a drug

[plucky void]

yes

[oak crest]

Ok

Gimme a sec

[solar coral]

boykisser

[oak crest]

Wtf

The fucking japanese got the gays! The west has fallen!

I refuse to let the japanese taint this shit

[tranquil basalt]

wait till you learn about yuri

[oak crest]

Is that a russian thing?

[tranquil basalt]

look it up

[oak crest]

No

Made that mistake once

[solar obsidian]

yuritarded

[oak crest]

True!

Yuriching for the loaded revolver by the bedside

[ruby minnow]

this mans name is gqy porn and he cured cancer look him up

[oak crest]

I had this one lesbian friend who was fucking hilarious. She told me she would drain my bodily fluids starting with semen. Then spit. Then blood. Then the eye fluid. And so on. Man shes so funny. But when I tried to hook her up with my other lesbian friend my friends got mad and said she was a 'psychopath' and that she was 'dangerous'

Look man its just a bit of banter

People take shit too seriously these days

Besides they're not a psychiatrist what do they know?

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1156637087370592276/video0_44.mp4?ex=6515b1ba&is=6514603a&hm=bd7cb29499a9d03c762d4f5d92916ab1bef9f08f9a33d4846b8b488672e9113e&

[quartz ridge]

Job and childhood friend is the only relatable one

Everything else is like peak loser...

[oak crest]

Me going up to a girl and asking for their number (I mean their social security number, Im not a creep)

[gilded blade]

I only have first job 😔

[quartz ridge]

Lemme rephrase

I understand that if you dont have a GF or honey moon

No job or childhood friend??

Thats crazy

[oak crest]

Man I had a girlfriend she used to take selfies of her with dead animal carcasses

[oak crest]

Emphasis on 'had'

[crude osprey]

Confoederatio Helvetica

From latin

[oak crest]

Man why did that fish fucker have to walk. Now we're all here with microplastics and debt. Man we could've been chilling in the primordial soup.

[oak crest]

Do it for them. If they resist theyll stop considering it.

[mint mist]

hiiiiiiiii

hi

[oak crest]

Just like put a pillow over their head until they stop resisting then stop and say. "See you're not suicidal!"

Eh

[solar obsidian]

[somber warren]

average brainfart exile

[oak crest]

True

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/487359181100417024/1146419302988271708/dayi.gif

[robust cove]

"wait what's that silly logo up there "

[solar obsidian]

god showing that person how he died

[oak crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/590496164282105866/1156313072202424450/letssleepin.gif?ex=651483f7&is=65133277&hm=9918cb871781c3964d8bcf5b8c213f9be34d36ff5423fc5129d938c6fb2a5671&

[robust cove]

nuh uh, he training every day to make that jump, be like that cat

[slate crown]

real

[midnight cloud]

Me trying to grab that stash high up in a tree

[solar obsidian]

real

[midnight cloud]

Literally me

[midnight cloud]

"Gordon...we require fentanyl and ibuprofyn for alyxes limbs restorationnnnn..."

[oak crest]

Huh

[slate crown]

love at first sight

[midnight cloud]

Is it wrong to eat the crusty bits that comes from the corners of your eyes?

[robust cove]

yes

[placid sail]

that ai voice jeez

https://tenor.com/view/falling-drunk-shocked-surprised-gif-15546336

[midnight cloud]

But it tastes so good

[robust cove]

I think that is the worst AI cover ever made who tf is strangling Dallas

[slate crown]

me after i alcohol

[somber warren]

the murder your gf grindset

[zealous remnant]

literally me

[placid sail]

you scare me brainfart

[midnight cloud]

So romantic

[slate crown]

we are brain

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-nawh-no-way-fr-gif-22615915

[midnight cloud]

How cool would it be if

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/aneurysm-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-reaperleviathan-head-explode-gif-21578105

[somber warren]

kill her kill her now
oh okay
least pliable dude out there

[midnight cloud]

Always trust your gut as my father used to say

[slate crown]

i swear i read that as "least plowable"

[somber warren]

you just read what you want to read

[slate crown]

the brain knows what it wants

[midnight cloud]

Your the tumor

Yourees

Youre

Youre

Yourrr

?

[placid sail]

the least horny vietnamese

[midnight cloud]

Youre

[slate crown]

you is

[midnight cloud]

Yes youre

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[mint mist]

hii

[midnight cloud]

New yourk?

New yourek

Yourek

[upper axle]

i mean depending on the context that's either baller or concerning.

does she hunt?

[robust cove]

what the fuck is pliable? "Man don't use pliers 😭 "

[somber warren]

means someone is easy to influence

[oak crest]

No

[robust cove]

markiplier

[slate crown]

submissive and breedable*

[robust cove]

die

[midnight cloud]

Youreks

[upper axle]

oh. then like how the fuck was she finding them? did she just take selfies with roadkill or some shit?

[somber warren]

get help

[slate crown]

still contemplating

[midnight cloud]

Jabooby shes a fucking serial killer

[oak crest]

bassically

Some of them were partially rotten

[mint mist]

hiiiii

[slate crown]

therapist threatened suicide so i had to stop

[somber warren]

understandable

[robust cove]

get back in your room you have homework

[mint mist]

what

[pastel quartz]

[mint mist]

why would i have homework??

[upper axle]

yea that's fucking weird and concerning behavior in that case. if she hunted and took a selfie with like, idk a turkey or a deer she just shot then i can 100% undersand it and thats hella normal, but yea thats fucking weird

[robust cove]

idk you definitely don't have a job

[mint mist]

i dont think ru braindead to think i have school either tho

[placid sail]

worthy of a steam achievement

[robust cove]

what the fuck do you even do then

[mint mist]

nothing??

[oak crest]

She thought the bodies looked cute

[mint mist]

i thought that was clear

[oak crest]

Hell she had a bone collection

[robust cove]

exactly you bum ass

[oak crest]

animal bones