#๐ŸŽชbruh-fart

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ruby minnow
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but it will be political

somber warren
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oh trust me i know

final cedar
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you can also quit in country x most times and get a grace period to find another job

odd sail
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memleks

ruby minnow
final cedar
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ex colleague moved to germany that way. Helped that he was a turbo autist and could write drivers in assembly, think he ended up working for SAP

somber warren
final cedar
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takes balls to go to some country on a engineering assignment, go to a job interview on your time off and quit right as you're supposed to drive back home

somber warren
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if you are a good engineer why not

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know your worth

ruby minnow
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the american mind cannot comperehend taking reasonable wages

lyric horizon
mint mist
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somebody that played arma can help? my fov jumps up and down when i drive ac ar, i think i clicked smth, idk

narrow lotus
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never played arma

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i cant handle more than 1 shit game in my life

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tarkov is already trash

somber warren
fading cloud
crimson flame
somber warren
fading cloud
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Yeeeeeeeeeees

native jungle
solar obsidian
somber warren
# fading cloud

reminds me of the time where a k user fucked balistics gel

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or got his dick stuck in sks bolt

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classics

fading cloud
somber warren
fading cloud
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its smol ah hell why would you even stick your dong ere

somber warren
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the intrusive thoughts won

upper axle
meager maple
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"today i will shove my dong into an sks"

somber warren
upper axle
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sticking your dick where dicks should never be stuck is a time honored internet tradition of fucking around and finding out

meager maple
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do not try that with m1garand

ripe rivet
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Same goes with putting stuff up your ass

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Glass jar moment

upper axle
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like that guy who stole a human skull from the french catacombs and somehow managed to smuggle it back to america, then posted an image of his dick in the eyesocket of the skull. he PROBABLY is cursed as fuck and is going to die horribly to a poltergeist or some shit.

pastel quartz
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Bro got head

upper axle
somber warren
buoyant yacht
somber warren
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how are you gonna explain that one to the ER?

upper axle
somber warren
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i would probably just die

upper axle
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next question.

ripe rivet
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You dont

somber warren
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well i was showering, then i fell dick first into this human skull i stole from the paris catacombs, and as i was balls deep in that skull i thought: Fuck it might as well finish

sage otter
ripe rivet
sage otter
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Guys I solved my food problem

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Following a easy tip

somber warren
# sage otter

actually watching body cam footage of a girl doing exactly that and then being arrested

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coincidence? i think not

pastel quartz
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waht if thduh hthlike theh uknow duhhh like the thikjng dumb

odd sail
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he can tickle

pastel quartz
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Thats a good ability

odd sail
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i am the texas butthole tickler

pastel quartz
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Wish he was the balls tickler

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Ma balls

odd sail
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why tickle balls when you can smash them in with a hammer

odd sail
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hear me out

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
odd sail
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my anatomy department has a skeleton

pale ingot
odd sail
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all the bones are of an adult

pale ingot
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literally

odd sail
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except the skull

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that belongs to a baby

somber warren
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pffff

pale ingot
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how

somber warren
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lmao

pale ingot
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literally a manchild

pastel quartz
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Why does carl bot react

pale ingot
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manchild skeleton

odd sail
pale ingot
somber warren
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literally me skull 1984

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i broke it

pale ingot
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literally 1984

pastel quartz
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!1984

split canyonBOT
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odd sail
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1984 skull literally me

pastel quartz
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a book from 1984

somber warren
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chad

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literally me

somber warren
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say it 5 more times maybe someone laughs

fierce jay
pale ingot
pastel quartz
pale ingot
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Funniest brainfart exile:

odd sail
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most stable assetto corsa driver

placid sail
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man

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what have they done to kitana

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she was so beautiful in the previous game

fierce jay
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she looks good fym

ruby minnow
high meteor
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back in mk9

fierce jay
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Ah

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My bad

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Should've figured

placid sail
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MK 11 Kitana - very gug

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MK 1 Kitana - whack

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I said what I said

livid pond
somber warren
# livid pond

i thought for a second thats a tiger with down syndrome

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but it was just sneezing

crimson flame
undone wave
quaint ore
odd sail
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The women we are talking of weren't viking

midnight tree
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damn

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i should get into pillaging and raiding again

lyric horizon
urban ocean
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Man, I can't post all the ones I have. Would literally shut the server down

lyric horizon
odd sail
midnight tree
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don't worry, i'm norwegian

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it's okay when i do it

odd sail
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Join the army

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Just do it

somber warren
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he is just living his culture

odd sail
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Free pussy

urban ocean
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they're all legit tos breaking

slender rock
slender rock
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White FBI van: "Ayo?"

midnight tree
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why would i go for women when i can go after weak foreign men?

odd sail
slender rock
crimson flame
sullen osprey
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You know I honestly donโ€™t know what I expected when I checked down here

slender rock
midnight tree
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i already know where i can get a legitimate longboat

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all i need is a shore that is ripe for pillaging

crimson flame
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persian gulf

odd sail
slender rock
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xD

odd sail
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I mean civilian ones, obtuse crayon eater

midnight tree
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the barrack bunnies, man

slender rock
somber warren
odd sail
midnight tree
slender rock
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using obtuse intead of "Worthless scumbag"

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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

midnight tree
slender rock
midnight tree
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no problem, bro

odd sail
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as obtuse as infanterie gets

slender rock
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I feel you're holding back a bit with obtuse

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You can go in rough.

midnight tree
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obese

slender rock
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๐Ÿ™‚

odd sail
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twhs

slender rock
midnight tree
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gangrene brain

slender rock
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there we go

fierce jay
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Slam dunk

slender rock
midnight tree
mint mist
mint mist
midnight tree
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ayy

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whats up, maja

slender rock
mint mist
midnight tree
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lovely

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what's happening with you, bro?

mint mist
midnight tree
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what's going on in your life?

river zealot
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should have been there 40 years ago

slender rock
odd sail
mint mist
midnight tree
midnight tree
quartz ridge
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So i can be more accurately racist

midnight tree
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norway

slender rock
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you might as well just insult me in Norwegian

quartz ridge
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Dont speak to me, demon speaking man thing

midnight tree
slender rock
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Chadge don't be constrained by the limitation of english

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also gives me something to learn too

quartz ridge
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I wonder how many Swedes live in Sac

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Or like

slender rock
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it's too fucking hot for swedes

quartz ridge
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Whats the name of that reigon

quartz ridge
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Weater is too mixed up for them too

slender rock
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it's fine for germans and dutch, but any further north they'll die here

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hmm

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hold on

midnight tree
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15C is the max comfortable outside temperature for me

mint mist
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pussy

midnight tree
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looking forward to winter

quartz ridge
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What type of measurment is that

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I need a translation

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I dont speak communist

midnight tree
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death

quartz ridge
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Blur whats 41C

slender rock
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for a week

quartz ridge
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I don't actually know

slender rock
quartz ridge
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Alr

slender rock
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105.8*

midnight tree
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though my preferred temperature is -20C

quartz ridge
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Triple digits is EZ to survive in

odd sail
slender rock
midnight tree
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damn

slender rock
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or 12C

midnight tree
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you're missing out

quartz ridge
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No we aren't

slender rock
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mabe 17C average lows

quartz ridge
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The cold is cold

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I don't like cold

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Id rather baske in the hot sun rather than in the shade

midnight tree
slender rock
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Gek, I think we have more peeps from Asias than Nordics

quartz ridge
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True

midnight tree
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i HATE the heat

quartz ridge
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A lotttt of Asians and a loottt of Middle Easterners

midnight tree
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i am a hot blooded fellow in more ways than one

quartz ridge
slender rock
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granted this is 2019 Census

midnight tree
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i HATE the heat

quartz ridge
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Do you not take hot baths

midnight tree
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yeah they're nice

slender rock
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I mean we are a Mediterranean climate

midnight tree
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cold showers are nice and i don't have a bath

quartz ridge
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A hot shower is better

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Like everytime vs a cold shower

midnight tree
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ok heatcel

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come back to me on that when you're a coldchad

toxic sundial
midnight tree
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or a "chold" as we in the business call it

quartz ridge
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Go back to coldslaving buddy

midnight tree
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this is literally you (a hotcel) right now

quartz ridge
midnight tree
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nuh uh

quartz ridge
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You are the coldcel soy

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I am the heat on fire chad buddy

slender rock
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low 90s I can handle

midnight tree
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this could not be closer to a depiction of the warmcel that is you

quartz ridge
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๐Ÿ”ฅ fire looks cooler

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Fire = heat

slender rock
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once it's gets 100s fuck life

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that's 38C roughly

midnight tree
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yeah nah

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21C is room temp

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fuck ANYTHING higher than that

solar obsidian
quartz ridge
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Like

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You dont feel clean after

solar obsidian
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skill issue

quartz ridge
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That is rhe pojnt of a shower

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To be clean

solar obsidian
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use soap and a sponge

slender rock
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๐Ÿ˜„

quartz ridge
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I only need watwr??

solar obsidian
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u only need any warmth of water

quartz ridge
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So ive been doing it wrong using soap???

midnight tree
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ew californian

quartz ridge
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Norwegina ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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Cali ontopp

solar obsidian
midnight tree
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valleytard

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go back to your forest fire

slender rock
midnight tree
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you need mexicans for all your manual labor because your frail bodies are too weak

solar obsidian
slender rock
odd sail
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le racisme

midnight tree
slender rock
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I just posted the demographics

midnight tree
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i aint reading all that

slender rock
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๐Ÿ˜

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be ignorant then...

midnight tree
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yeah i will

slender rock
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๐Ÿ‘

midnight tree
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i don't actually care about californians

slender rock
midnight tree
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i fully support any decision to use california as a testing site for nuclear or chemical weapons

quartz ridge
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Norwegians talking shit as if a single state here wouldnt be able to do 10x the work Norwegians could in the same amount of time

slender rock
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I hope a swede opens a can of Surstromming and chucks it through your window

devout hull
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im going to gunk

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gunking out

midnight tree
devout hull
slender rock
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๐ŸŸ

midnight tree
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americans cannot comprehend the english language

quartz ridge
midnight tree
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look again

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๐Ÿ˜Ž

slender rock
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as long you guys don't keep popping Varg clones we're cool

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๐Ÿ‘€

devout hull
slender rock
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De๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธence

midnight tree
river zealot
devout hull
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The duality of man.

midnight tree
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and also your women

slender rock
midnight tree
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spoken like someone who doesn't have a foreskin

slender rock
devout hull
midnight tree
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go drink firewater and go bankrupt in a casino

devout hull
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Ever had dried foreskin with milk before?

midnight tree
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calm down, schlomo

slender rock
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xD

odd sail
weak jackal
odd sail
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I want to shove my finger in her belly button

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And kill her

slender rock
stone blade
inland torrent
native jungle
slender rock
glad carbon
devout hull
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There was an old cartoon where one superhero's ability was to launch his eyeballs out of their sockets and control them.

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Anyone know of the name of the cartoon?

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Like, he would shout something and then his eyeballs would shoot out and basically allow him to see where they go.

native jungle
river zealot
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music dont mind me, just stealing the emotes

devout hull
native jungle
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||Squint||

solar obsidian
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no

mint mist
mint mist
solar obsidian
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hi there

native jungle
solar obsidian
tranquil basalt
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delete

quaint ore
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Funniest brainfart meme

slender rock
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monkaStab delete or i'm stabbing you in the throat

quaint ore
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Delet this nahui

tranquil basalt
slender rock
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Idi Nauhi blyat

quaint ore
slender rock
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true

quaint ore
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I fucking love snowboarding and winter in general

slender rock
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it just colder and maybe rain

quaint ore
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Cold and dampness may be an issue

slender rock
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well maybe the damp

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usually feb is the wet season

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end of nov to feb is suppose to be rainy season

quaint ore
quaint ore
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Winters here are bi-polar

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Sometimes wet and cold

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Sometimes a meter thick layer of snow

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Sadly climate change is fucking with the snow

quaint ore
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You live in Cali

slender rock
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yes

quaint ore
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My sincere condolences

slender rock
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๐Ÿฅฒ thank

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this year started with rain and winds and shit

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knocking trees over, and a lot of them downtown are set in shallow bases on the sidewalk. Big large oak trees as well.

slender rock
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you can guess what happened after that

tranquil basalt
native jungle
stone blade
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ะขะตะปะตะฒะธะทะธั ะ”ะžะ‘ะ ะฃะ”ะ–ะ - ะฝะพะฒะธะฝะธ ะพั‚ ะ”ะพะฑั€ะธั‡ ะธ ั€ะตะณะธะพะฝะฐ

โ–ถ Play video
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shut up

sage otter
silent pawn
grim sparrow
sage otter
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Good night chat

river robin
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Sleep

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Well

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Fucko

sage otter
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Thank

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You

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Clown

river robin
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(Affectionate)

sage otter
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(Clown horn sound)

undone tree
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gamer (derogatory)

river robin
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Gamer (based)

eager igloo
pastel quartz
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pls
can I invictus role again

mint mist
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this is pretty shitty with or without context

undone tree
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what am I missing

foggy mantleBOT
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pastel quartz
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no, the invictus champion will return one day and restore the role

fierce jay
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Ted on his way to collect all of the unique roles like theyโ€™re the infinity stones

tranquil basalt
storm stream
midnight cloud
toxic sundial
stone blade
pure cobalt
velvet ruin
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Waiting for the MC51SD to get added to Gamma.

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Merc weapon definitely.

pure cobalt
#

Waiting for the GM6 Lynx to get added to gamma Chadge

midnight cloud
#

Waiting for grok to add the glorious .22lr zipgun

somber warren
#

grok when realistic ak repair

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ak not fire

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beat ak with rock

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ak fire

thorny talon
somber warren
#

its battlefield 3 flashlights all over again

placid sail
slate crown
#

https://youtu.be/ejVrcO_nsN4?si=Djrwq7_p9czF1OTy
@placid sail i refuse to believe that is a human reaction

HE ISN'T REAL THIS IS ALL FAKE NOTHING IS REAL EVERYTHING AROUND ME IS A SIMULATION LISTEN TO THE WARNINGS HE'S COMING HE ISN'T REAL THIS IS ALL FAKE NOTHING IS REAL EVERYTHING AROUND ME IS A SIMULATION LISTEN TO THE WARNINGS HE'S COMING HE ISN'T REAL THIS IS ALL FAKE NOTHING IS REAL EVERYTHING AROUND ME IS A SIMULATION LISTEN TO THE WARNINGS HE...

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tranquil basalt
placid sail
#

he used to be such a pure boy

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well okay he was slightly unhinged, but not that much

slate crown
#

thank god he's not real

native jungle
visual stirrup
tribal glen
#

our young generation is clearly lost man, clearly lost man, I don't even know what to say no more

glad carbon
placid sail
#

every fucking generation says that over and over again

river zealot
toxic sundial
weak jackal
river robin
tropic carbon
slender rock
weak jackal
#

gottem

livid pond
weak jackal
#

harry potter car

toxic sundial
livid pond
placid sail
river robin
placid sail
#

less unskillful bickering, more memes

mint mist
#

hiiiiiiiii

placid sail
#

go to sleep, creature

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wait nvm you're supposedly canadian

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go to work/study, creature

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man, Tuesday always such a dead day, not even the pesky americans are around

native jungle
#

Oh we are here...

tame hazel
green briar
#

Can't work if it's night there

placid sail
#

yes

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yesssss

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lurkers, ariiiiiise

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wait hold on

green briar
placid sail
#

it's 20:00 in Canada??

tame hazel
placid sail
#

the maff doesn't add up

mint mist
swift scarab
#

At least for Siri anyways

placid sail
#

I'm on one side of ball, it's night, the other side of ball should be not night

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me bunga not unga

green briar
#

Looks like you're in Canada then

placid sail
#

gasp

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I always wanted to be partly French, freezing and experience a complete collapse of real estate market

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but god gave me only two out of three

placid sail
#

now

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chop chop

mint mist
#

no

placid sail
#

bad maja

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no boys for you

swift scarab
#

The rest of Canada is normal (or at least as normal a Canadian can be)

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Or was it Ontario

placid sail
swift scarab
placid sail
#

my haters pray for my downfall every day

native condor
#

That is the only difference

swift scarab
placid sail
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I thought you're american

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are you considering changing sides

swift scarab
#

Canada doesnโ€™t allow guns

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What do you think

placid sail
#

I, person giving zero shit about guns, have immediately thought "and?"

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but I suppose that's a perfect confirmation you're indeed american

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eh

swift scarab
#

Anyways moms making macaroni with sloppy joes tonight

placid sail
#

could have been a nice place to relocate, perhaps, but too cold for me, I live in the cold already

green briar
#

Become Vietnamese

swift scarab
#

I think we got ranch style beans too

placid sail
#

yo

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sloppy joes

swift scarab
green briar
#

But you can become the trees

placid sail
#

we're apparently somewhat welcome there

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and it's cheap

swift scarab
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Iโ€™ll just move to northern Texas instead of NE Texas

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They have trees too

green briar
#

m thรฌ lรบc nร o bแปn mรฌnh mแปi khรกch

swift scarab
#

And NE Texas has far more trees then central Texas where I used to live

placid sail
#

I'm never leaving Texas, I have everything I need here brudda!

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hell yeah!

placid sail
#

huh

mint mist
#

omggggggg hiiiiiiiii;3

#

ugly

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u posting pics of ur real life face would be better than piosting cats

placid sail
#

down bad

grizzled meadow
#

Common maja L

mint mist
placid sail
#

my guy you're not being subtle

green briar
#

What are you going to do with that picture

mint mist
mint mist
mint mist
#

his real pics?

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or cats

mint mist
#

no i love meow

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shes my mom

river robin
#

Meowmachine is fucking horrible

mint mist
#

what welse can i do

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gwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

#

ugh im bored

green briar
gilded blade
#

Meowmachine died this time for real

mint mist
mint mist
gilded blade
mint mist
#

i live with her?

gilded blade
#

๐Ÿคจ

green briar
#

Give us your address then clueless

#

We can verify it ourselves

mint mist
#

no

gilded blade
placid sail
#

@grizzled meadow have you ever read brainfart and just got that music from oblivion playing in your head?

mint mist
#

wow

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actually myip

green briar
#

Isn't that just your IP address

mint mist
gilded blade
mint mist
gilded blade
mint mist
gilded blade
mint mist
#

i said ilyyyyy, not illy, in the first place

#

ur still dumb af

slender rock
green briar
#

Just get payday 2 at this point

river robin
#

Thatโ€™s what I said, and I kept saying I refuse to buy 3 until like a year has passed

green briar
#

There's just no point in making a sequel for PD2 at all

#

We already have so much content and mods in 2

river robin
#

The reason is money

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Duh

green briar
#

Nab 2 on sale with some DLCs, it's basically a steal and you'll get way more content out of the box than this

mint mist
#

pd2 is kinda outdated with guns and stuff, guns feel like toys there
i expected something more realistic in payday instead of 80km/h run with a minigun

ornate tulip
#

I really don't know how they managed to fuck up Payday 3.

green briar
#

Payday wasn't meant to be realistic

river robin
mint mist
ornate tulip
#

If you want realism, just do it irl

mint mist
#

irl its too complicated

river robin
#

Yeah go do a crime NOW

green briar
#

Hard to change the gameplay when 90% of your audience plays like they drank 10 monsters and snorted some powder

#

Change that, community gets anger

river robin
#

Payday is a mob shooter

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Making it not a mob shooter is a bad idea

#

Itโ€™s appeal is stealing stuff while shooting lots of guys, or evading people.
Those are its two draws.

tulip ravine
river robin
#

Everything else is built around those two things

#

Build variety? All for the purpose of doing those two things in different or better ways.

#

Different guns? Same

green briar
#

I love the idea of going on a heist using nothing but ww2 guns

tulip ravine
#

If any of you Europeans donโ€™t get that Iโ€™m going to be disappointed KekSkew

green briar
#

It's so stupid yet it is a possibility

mint mist
#

what??????

tulip ravine
river robin
#

Racing was popular in the US once upon a time.

mint mist
#

sure, so is soccer? there is insane amount of people that dont care about both tho..

#

the other f1 that drives in circles is popular aswell, ig uess

tulip ravine
#

F1

#

You mean nascar

mint mist
#

yeah

river robin
mint mist
#

other f1

tulip ravine
#

Nascar much different

#

Cars not even the same

river robin
#

Itโ€™s still racing

tulip ravine
#

Itโ€™s just a average roundabout for us Brits

river robin
#

From an outside perspective, itโ€™s racing.

tulip ravine
mint mist
tulip ravine
#

Isle of Man TT, there was a guy that said he was going down the track and felt what he thought was moss / a bush on his shoulders turns out it was a brick wall dread

mint mist
#

sadeg

green briar
river robin
#

Exodus is the worst in the series

plucky void
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(I know nascar does but maja said "the other f1" and indycar looked like F1 (open wheel and whatnot))

tulip ravine
#

Wasting so much potential dread

plucky void
#

tell that to indy500

mint mist
tulip ravine
#

Iโ€™m having pea plop Chadge

fallow trellis
#

who wants a kiss?

uncut obsidian
rancid bear
errant magnet
desert quest
#

!lvlup

split canyonBOT
#

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toxic sundial
#

Alternatively:

swift scarab
toxic sundial
worn trellis
#

Tbh I liked exodus till the desert part with the zombies and shit, got a skill issue, couldn't figure out how to progress past that

worn trellis
slender rock
green briar
#

A literal breath of fresh air from Last Light and 2033

toxic sundial
silent pawn
worn trellis
uncut obsidian
#

The amount of languages people are speaking in a bus here is overwhelming

worn trellis
grim sluice
#

pog_bandit๐Ÿซณ

            ๐Ÿชจ 



            ![wut](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/944014836432515142.webp?size=128 "wut")
mint mist
grim sluice
grim sluice
undone wave
#

the duality of man

uncut obsidian
mint mist
#

aw

uncut obsidian
#

what did i find

mint mist
mint mist
#

no i dont

#

wanna see it

#

jesus

uncut obsidian
#

damn, im looking up more stuff about this channel and it seems like this girl had a glow-up

mint mist
#

yayy

uncut obsidian
#

went from a mentally ill depressed teenager to a nice woman with a family

#

meowmachine??

mint mist
#

yaay

gusty willow
#

This is what men want. And I'm all for it

#

Death by goth snu snu

tulip ravine
#

Local bloke

#

Sounds British

gusty willow
#

Sounds British indeed

tulip ravine
#

Du du dudududu

tulip ravine
#

Lads

#

can confirm I got arrested for this Susge

plucky void
#

don't tease us with wholesome things and then disappear

high meteor
odd sail
sonic galleon
#

erm.

oblique spire
plucky void
#

happy beginning

uncut obsidian
oblique spire
#

so uh

#

i cringed when he put the camera (And his hand) in front of the fucking rifle

#

Yes yes surely nothing bad will happen clueless

plucky void
#

I don't think anyone around them would've let that happen if they didn't know what they were doing

oblique spire
#

Still cringed

oblique spire
#

also why the FUCK did that rifle have a like 20 rounder on the bottom

plucky void
#

what's with all the posturing tho KekSkew

oblique spire
#

Fuckin yeehaw

plucky void
#

hunt showdown?

oblique spire
#

yes

#

@upper axle Hey shitass, fuck you Drums your obrez and turns your full size mosin into an automatic rifle

urban ocean
velvet ruin
#

Isn't the bottom one just a Fedorov Avmotat with extra steps?

plucky void
#

that magazine reminds me of a different rifle from bf1, not the fedorov

#

farquhar-hill

quartz ridge
#

after watching

friendlyjordies

Australia needs a rebellion or participate in JIHAD

rancid iris
#

work music vibes

slender rock
#

but is depressed/scizoid

odd sail
#

dating a guy looking much younger

wraith osprey
uncut obsidian
odd sail
#

I don't

quartz ridge
#

WOMEN ARE PSY OPS

odd sail
#

all of em

quartz ridge
#

i am convinced

glad carbon
quartz ridge
#

old black ops 1 soundtracks were just a schizophrenic women

#

rambling

#

last woman left on earth

silent pawn
#

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

rancid iris
silent pawn
green briar
haughty shore
odd sail
uncut obsidian
#

we don't need to know your fantasies

odd sail
#

me collecting engagement rings fr

haughty shore
# uncut obsidian we don't need to know your fantasies

There is no sexual fantasies here, a ex-schizo/hikikomori doesn't just turn into a new leaf all of a sudden. The dark figure in teh corner of her eye still follows her influencing her day to day actions. There is no redemption nor releases.

quaint ore
#

Are you a psychologist or something

#

Eh forget it, can't give a shit about that

odd sail
#

schizophrenia simulation

haughty shore
#

Psychology is a scam , i see no distinction between psychologists and Only fans.

quaint ore
#

Psychology โ‰  therapy u dum dum

fallow trellis
golden stratus
haughty shore
fallow trellis
haughty shore
#

Psychologist's don't perform diagnosis unlike doctors they just look at your face and recommend drugs.

fallow trellis
#

so like my drug dealer basically

#

but hes also a 2 in 1

odd sail
#

this mf knows what we don't

quaint ore
#

Psychologists ain't doctors you idiot kekw

high token
#

my therapist gave me black tar heroin and it cured my hepatitis C

quaint ore
#

You mistook them for psychotherapists

high token
#

no

#

my heroin

odd sail
#

It might cure my hep B

#

please

#

I will give you head

fallow trellis
slender rock
odd sail
high token
#

My asian parents are proud that my Hepatitis is the A variant now

fallow trellis
#

your parents will invent a new letter that comes before A so they will be disapointed with you yet again

odd sail
#

ร„

fallow trellis
#

Your seasoned letters dont intimidate me

haughty shore
odd sail
#

ล’

#

ร

#

ร‘

#

ะ”

fallow trellis
#

just stop being sad

odd sail
#

ะ”ะฐะฒะฐะน ะผะพั‡ะธั‚ัŒ

haughty shore
high token
#

ok

odd sail
#

why need treatment to mental health when you can just kill yourself

fallow trellis
#

mental health is real issue, use hard drugs

odd sail
#

you will kill yourself in the end anyway

fallow trellis
#

weak energy, take the officers gun

#

you are stronger than the law

odd sail
#

do you know why my name is grape

high token
#

i believe i dont want an answer to your question

odd sail
#

good

uncut obsidian
odd sail
#

madi did you change my nick

uncut obsidian
odd sail
#

but me

visual stirrup
uncut obsidian
#

you are the grape

odd sail
#

you graped me

fallow trellis
odd sail
#

I will tell gruk

quaint ore
uncut obsidian
odd sail
fallow trellis
haughty shore
#

I was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia the therapist gave me some drug. And it has permanently changed my vison to low color saturation.

ruby minnow
#

Nice

#

Go take that officers gun now

uncut obsidian
#

damn i wasn't even wrong about him being schizo

uncut obsidian
haughty shore
slender rock
lunar brook
inland jackal
odd sail
inland jackal
#

He's like Garfield

inland jackal
solar obsidian
#

@winged phoenix @glad carbon
AlexTheDegenerate? he left the server for uni

stone blade
solar obsidian
glad carbon
#

mount boykisser

shadow wyvern
#

youโ€™re gonna do WHAT to boykisser

glad carbon
shadow wyvern
somber warren
marsh widget
somber warren
#

Meanwhile my Group Chat:
The Racist
The Racist
The Racist
and not to forget
The Racist
(we are european)

hot snow
#

even my mother

#

and probably my dad

shadow wyvern
#

Iโ€™m only racist towards americans

hot snow
#

again

#

all of Europe is

somber warren
#

i am racist against everyone

#

even myself

hot snow
#

that's called being a menace

somber warren
#

well kinda i guess

#

menace 2 brainfart society

hot snow
#

I think it's safe to say that everyone in brainfsrt is a menace to brainfart

shadow wyvern
#

I lost it all in the casino

hot snow
#

bro my autocorrect thinks brainfsrt is the correct way to say it

shadow wyvern
hot snow
#

I think is still have exactly 1 kekcoin

somber warren
shadow wyvern
#

46k to the roulette wheel

shadow wyvern
#

my numbers are far lower than that

hot snow
#

it's only gambling if you loose

#

and I am a chronic gamblrr

errant magnet
shadow wyvern
#

99% of gamblers quit just before they win big

stone blade
#

gm brainfart

shadow wyvern
#

morning

stone blade
#

I have monster for today

hot snow
#

good mronjng

stone blade
#

in fridge

solar obsidian
#

hi there

somber warren
stone blade
#

Hello to all gigachadhandshake

shadow wyvern
shadow wyvern
#

checks out

hot snow
somber warren
#

delight can i ask for a birthday favor?

hot snow
#

tell me why I should and shouldnt

solar obsidian
#

yes

stone blade
shadow wyvern
stone blade
#

problem?

errant magnet
#

i found this under my PC, do i smoke it

shadow wyvern
somber warren
errant magnet
#

or do i try to convince someone else to smoke it

hot snow