#🎪bruh-fart
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Get a real gun
L, move to america
Buttcharest
americass
you bought a secondary before a primary? 
yes

pistol round
pistol round

I wasn't gonna buy a fucken shotgun before I even knew how an Airsoft gun looks
pew pew
ok so
airsoft buckshot sounds nasty
at what ball density does an airsoft shotgun become a regular shotgun
or like. an air rifle
Glock 19 clones are like 250$ here
AK-100 series specifically
bro gave a measurement of length when asked about density
dense as fuck
clearly

It ain't about ball size it's about power. Technically airsoft bb's are larger in diameter than intermediate rifles cartridges
You just need speed
yeha but like
bbs are plastic
buckshot is some variety of metal
Plastic will kill you at supersonic speeds
Depends, bb's are already burdshot size
I think
airsoft bbs are made out of hard plastic
but the power is nothing like a real gun
There's some YouTuber who keeps loading shotguns shells with random shit, last I saw he made "wrench shot"
It was a fucking wrench
In a shotshell
so you couldn't turn an airsoft bb into a bullet no matter what
cause power ain't enough
that said
airsoft shotguns work similar to guns
cause the premise is the same
just not the execution
actually no
other way around
I think
NYC drainage system
is new yorks drainage system made out of diamonds
TAOFLEDERMUS?
can he make cumshot tho

<3

Then you realise Braila and Galati still exist

mop the floor hide the wet sign just to catch him slippin
Depends on the state. There's some states that'll absolutely shaft the father, even if he's 100% in the right
brainfart really is just r/19684 reposts
tis but a scratch
never heard about this subreddit before
sex was never real
brainfart alright
open the subreddit
first pic I see
Edward is 100% correct
i only had my Reddit app suggest that particular community after browsing brainfart irregularly
it’s literally where anyone that isn’t a regular here gets their posts
Specifically this one I saw just hours ago
I only use twitter so tell me what it’s about
FR!!
i don’t know, im not a professional redditor i just browse uk subs at work to pass time. It’s mostly just gen z posting
Reddit is trash
Truly Kino schizophrenia 
p!8ball do you support racism?
:8ball: I think so.

Based


DAMN
Currently touching grass. Have some pics I took.
mmm nature
eat the grass
drink all water
Nah dude that's straight up ocean water right there. Also it's way too cold to be taking a dip.
ah, puke in burger form
edible death
The jizz burger
3 types of people here
P!8ball does @solar obsidian touch grass?
:8ball: Yes!


typical american
I'm glad I can't see it, whatever that is
for real no, it looks revolting
Yes 
you sing it then
yea experienced in this dick
ah yes
song
but bad

no
ah yes
song
but bad
squint
i need more protein sir
Eat the oreo burger
why do all the gae mfs like ultrakill
he knows
hello brainfart
i should invest in a mic that's better suited to singing for the exact scenario where someone challenges me like this
Blue Yeti is simply NOT able to do singing stuff
Who are you
i hoped someone here could tell me
el negro

wretched teuton entity
Berliner Kebab 🤝
see this is why you mf get sanctions
i hate you
I belive is telling me something
because having sex with the robot is a canon event
😘
why is it that this kind of meme is always targeted at the exact same people
Never played ultrakil, is it any good?
legalize nuclear bombs
i heard you have to be geh to like it
kind of what people? i just use that meme who mention they blocked someone, even on myself
Check
shut up liberal russian
impossible in 2023
dunk your head in a toilet
Literally no human can
shove you in a locker
Except ace people i guess
gae 🫵

the west has fallen
real
Thanks god
shalom
West sucked anyway
salam aleykom
it felloff much like a certain trade center
aleycum salam

brainfart
meherwani
gn
Cum lolololol
that innate hatred for americans suddenly kicking in lol
i know what i said
It's 11 in the morning
tomorrow i invade afghanistan with my trusty rayan goaslink in squad with the new infantry update

it's basically bred in me
kill yourself
has it rolled out to stable release
me after raiding the bakery
It rolls out tomorrow
I know, I'm from the similar batch
I can't, i have an exam
hence why i said im playing it tomorrow
roll my balls in your mouth
Kill yourself
- russian conscript, 2023

hey guys i'm illiterate can you help me read something
no
no
no
thanks i appreciate it
i'm just assuming you're all agreeing with me
since i can't read
whats this say
kys
yes
Ok, I will 
three members of brainfart doing an acapella
nooooo
nooooo
nooooo~
Says that you need to talk about it for freeing yourself of this the server
Not you pavlo how am i meant to drive t-62 if you're dead

says you need to put your cock inside a blender
Fuck the Garbage disposal
fuck your protein powder
idk what any of you are saying so i'm just gonna go enjoy some hobbies
stay safe love you all drink water
I'm just getting into character of a t-62 tanker meeting an abrams
evil vanquished
🧉
oh yeah i ignored brainfart for like a week and just hung out in offtopic
leveled up like 10 times
i modded sifu to have signalis
did y'all bully samantha out the channel again? 💀
poggers
he gon flood #╟❓general-offtopic with games

but i wouldn't do that to you guys that'd be mean and cruel
and i am pathetic and innocent like a newborn lamb
clearly i should kill myself
Leave the chat and spam offtopic...NOW
I have homophobic friends I can say it
do a flip, it'll be cool
I will say it regardless
i have armenian dogs i can be racist
F-15C
Even better beans
fogat
aaa
the british meatball
OOoooo he said it
oh huh you can't say it indeed
now you're gonna get a warn from the jannies
people who believe in astronomy can be a doctor
that means it will be real easy for me
astronomy... is a science, you talking eggplant
do you mean astrology
yeah astrology
astronomy is actual star studies, astrology is star signs
I think you meant astrology, yeah
Syno trying to dunk on idiots and stepping on the rake like an idiot
An astrologer and a doctor say the same line, mercury is in uranus
what did iedy mean by that message?
real
cumology @narrow lotus
if you want an astrologer that's also a doctor then just go to a chiropractor or acupuncturist
lmao get fucked commie no tip money for you
American mind cannot comperehend reasonable wages
Bro the bill was 288 dollars and they wanted at least 60 dollar tip fuck outta here lmao
america brain is a real disease pray for them
and being angry at your boss for low wages
Dude i can eat the whole LIDL with 60 euros
thank god America isn't real
phew
probably buy the whole lidl
very based supermarket
lid takes an L
Based on the word of our LORD
on prices and product variety
compared to the other supermarket chains
they also have good pastry

chains from payday has a supermarket?
hasn't he been a complete shit head on twitter though
no clue
lol why was I exiled
thats what you get for hating on Lidl
i hate this shit so much
THIS FUCKING CAP BRO
i took some ready-to-eat burgers from a lidl in zurich
AMA NA MAIKATI PUTKATA
they were soggy as fuck
TUPA KAPACHKA
That drink doesn't exist in my city
who tf buys ready to eat burgers, they are always ass

it was 1 am 
Literally only seen it at the border
fanta grape , madness and lemon are actual gang shit
@narrow lotus explain your rascalry
theyre so good
this goes hard, feel free to screenshot
@livid pond what drinks do u drink meme man
water, tea and coffee thats it 
i drink auta
the 0.50 leva juice from Penny Market?
Fucking privileged cunt
The one that kills you yesterday
i got better
I just drink mate
Privileged??? tf you on about
ehhw wtf

why not 🥰
iedy we have the energy drinks here in lidl
and those things are 0.60 stotinki

🧉
Dude….. ground beef can be cheaper than pre made burgers…. Just make your own.
Fucking moron.
i lied, i also have some kvass in the fridge rn 
ye we have powerwolf
drink that , die yesterday
ye that one
Cheap burger enjoyer (me) vs privileged expensive bunger eater (you)
oh wait actually real mate, not the shitty pre bottled mate bullshit that looks like piss and tastes like ashtray? then you good
Wtf is that
i make burgers myself
never heard of it lol

dude hasnt heard of minced meat
no ❤️
hi samantha
hivan
Alo
its a drink mostly liberal collage students drink bc its "quirky"
hidro
sus mate
(its horrible)
Himantha
greetingsamantha*
Nuh uh
is that like a beer or it's just bottled mate cocido
oh shit my b
who is greek here
νοτ με λμαο ιγνορε μυ τεχτ ποστσ
Mythos beer
welp time to put this server tab a few pages down then 
kinda sorta, but it has nothing to do with real mate, literally just a softdrink that tastes horrible
@somber warren lad do you want a crisis loan
got contacts in job centre 
crisis loan tf you on about?
Are you drinking dmt 
What's dmt
Nevermind, your not worth to know of the job centre 
hi
Fuck off hallucinogenic that makes you see aliens and shit 
I've has kvass once and I don't remember how it tasted
Ok dude, flex about your mcdonalds job more
we have that too, but i have a job so i never was there (kinda thankful for that i heard its like a bazaar)
Oh, nah, is more like a coffee
Though less strong
Here it’s just a meme, half the people on it just want weed 
I drink pilk
wait they give you weed at the job centre?
Yes
No money for weed
they give you money for weed but it’s not nuff
Tha weed center
ohhhh
You ring up saying you got no money and they give you a crisis loan and people just use it for weed
you have to do 30hrs of job seeking a week and you can cheese it and lie but they make you go weekly/biweekly for meetings
lmao
@tulip ravine how long have you been banished already man
can i go there as a tourist and get some free money?
Warned bz11k for: Keep those slurs to yourself, no matter if we auto-delete them
Warning: 1
bz11k banned arc starts
I work in employment insurance. its exactly like this.
Got 30€ to eat until next thursday, I’m on that cheeki breeki diet 
how does bz11k only have one warning
this can't be real
lol
lots of rice
rice and hot sauce
when you accidentally post your meme about that funny mustached fellow
I want to get a job there so I can shut down payments for my crackhead neighbours 
♻️
I need to learn frequency response of BJT before tomorrow wtf I'm doing here
I'm civilized, unlike you, a barbaric animal occupying the corpse of a roman empire
Ye I’ll get more, got some soup left so I can eat till saturday and then it’s hunger games mode until the paycheck arrives
i'm not the one posting slurs
So civilized that instead of asking if a specific word is banned, he post a message with it
Classic benzin L
Hey falco restore my reaction privs pretty please
but see how everyone is agitated now
with but a single word, I gave everyone so many emotions
you're welcome, Falco
Posts slur
somehow tries to blame it on me
yeah thats peak bz11k
I could give you an original meme i made but it would be a porn one cause those are the only ones I have on hand atm
you're welcome, Torres
so no
Peak bottom
how many transgressions can i have before i get my ass banned
Don’t ignore me REEEEEEE
Just post slurs to test for yorself 
we all know bz11k is a bottom
I’ve had one and I’ve been stuck here for like 2 month now I think 
Who btw
I thought you were a brainfart resident
i have 3 i think lmao
@river robin
Yeah that’s me
the mf that changes his name every 5 minutes
What no I got in trouble for being godd Howard and messaging people “have you heard of fallout 4”
What about it?
Been stuck here ever since
Bro, aren't you the fucking UK dude with a wife

Maybe
You were exiled like not even 2 weeks ago
And only then
Only user that has a wife
Oh damn I thought it was longer ngl
Going for a combo
You were not exiled at all
All I did was nerd emoji react like ten posts in a row and got my privs revoked it wasn’t that bad just give me them back PLEASE I’m tired of replying with ♻️ I want to react it
hydro has definitely been exiled for longer
Wait I’ll try to find it
he's staying in exile until UK returns every stolen historical monument and art piece of another country

i.e. forever

Ahhh yes 3rd of September to be exact
damn nevermind you were unexiled then reexiled huh
No
no? Feels like I’ve only seen you here for months
It feels like that to me 
ha yours is smaller
its average size 
One side is blueberry flavour the other is cherry
my hungry ass could not own a foam football
Ownage
together they make grape
I mean to be fair mate you’d probably store it up there 
In braille please
linus fem tips
Bruh I just turned my phone on don't scare me like that
so anyway here's a picture of Art Garfield, one half of the famed 20th century Folk music duo Simon and Garfield.
I don't read braille 🤝
never ask Syno what he did in 1915
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mustve been the wind
:(

really do be like that sometimes
i murdered and kicked out armenians like dogs
i do not regret anything
i respect that

Dumbass lip having ass
I smack those lips
Bwap bwap
with your lips? 
lmao
hmm i wonder why 
le racisme
@solar obsidian i saw what you deleted
its usec but okay
(i dont play tarkov)
put Greece and Armenia in got away too
Canadians (nice and polite) when they seen an indigenous person 
good for you, honestly
not playing tarkov is a great thing
this path tracing shit looks cinematic asf in some scenes
i dont like pubg type games where u camp in a bush for 69h
then you will not be able to play tarkov
and play inventory manager simulator
playing tarkov is camping bushes and looking at insta or watching vids while doing it
i love the inventory tetris
no thats how you do it
playing tarkov is bad
true, looks dope 
that's why you just don't play it
and make other people quit the game or break their pc
you know what i might just start playing leauge
only ranked
all teammates muted and only playing shen
whats the flag beside spain
Nazi Germany but I got rid of the swastika for 1984 reasons
replace spain with ussr and damn straight
commie symbol is banned too here
UK didn't get away completely
now they're getting reverse colonised

same with france
Turkiye will be great power in 2033
ye surely 
@stone blade Look at him ivan
i met him on shoreline at power station
How i sleep knowing that all people outside of my house are spying on me and they are government agents
I love him
how i sleep knowing slandering politicians will instead land me in jail for revealing state secrets
what happens when you rail a dollar of cocaine
RDM
you can actually sleep and eat on good coke
i heard...
true, and other times it looks like my car is constantly farting black 
yea i've heard that, but like, its probably dose dependent and varies person to person. like most drugs both illicit and prescribed.

of course its dose dependent
who cares about what's legal just become a politician and you're literally above the law
by god i hate politicians
it's good legal cover when you need it
also you can steal from the people like karl marx intended
Politicians hate you too dw
except they'll tell you they don't
yea theres alot of ghosting going on
I hope to see future games using it more when it's improved
the tech will get better tho as it always does, DLSS1 was complete dogshit for example and now its amazing
idk it seems like it's always causing smoke to be pixelated in any game for me lol
God i love politicioning, my favourite part about it is i can always interrupt the other person whenever they make a solid point against the crumbling foundation of our laws by constantly making loud coughing noises
And sometimes if I feel particularly zesty i call them a liar and not back it up
that's fud, never been proven. Paper they published was just to fluff the company
hi metro
p!kiss @final cedar
oh man
kinda geh
gn8
that's hot
nooo dont go
METRO GOT EMBARASSED
I don't wana get graped
not just graped
you'll get appled

how are you sex man
he is getting graped
the sex man ignored me

kekw
Skill issue.
anyway as i was gonna say, i didnt know this server had the "Post homosexual anime gifs" command. weird.
i know a finnish guy who could drink that entire thing in 2 days tops.
one of them is a girl
bull. shit.
i know a fucking yaoi anime when i see it, and unless that bitch looks like Haruhi from Ouran Highschool Host Club there aint no fucking way that's a woman
(he studies yaoi)
ok yaoi connoisseur
yaologist
(they lack critical information)
nah but i know that's a yaoi thing because only in yaoi shit do the people get drawn that horrifically long limbed and lanky. "fucked up yaoi proportions" is a meme for a damn good reason.
you don't have a hot bf with arms that reach beyond the knee?
ah yes that thing, ive noticed it too lol
because they want that shit
Yaoi characters really fucking do look like skinwalkers, holy shit you're right LMAO
unironically you're describing me.
i was about to say that
i have no clue why but schizos trust me IMMENSELY for zero fucking reason
i dont even have to do anything
its a pain sometimes
thats probably why they like you, bc you don't fake your reaction to make them feel better. Your just honest. At least thats how it is for me
yea that makes a lot of sense honestly.
"This man is getting mad bitches, see how he does it"
i have a hard policy in my life that i do not coddle people and tell them "itll be alright" or whatever because its just fucking not true
literally me
both is proficiency in animal handling

man back in 2012 when this was peak horror
i always say: it can always be worse
I work security around a lot of homeless/mentally ill. Specifically argued with my bosses about not giving us uniforms because badges freak em out
i 100% will point out what they are fucking up in their life and what things are their fault that are happening to them when they bitch about shit, and honestly i kinda think it's helped people i interact with a good deal.
they see a kin 
like, one of my best friends realized he needed to completely cut a person out of his life recently because of some stuff i pointed out.
which i agree, that person was shit
I remember installing it and being too scared to even start it, then I never played it and still was scared to go to bed 
genuine, candid honesty is a great thing to have and be comfortable giving.
good times
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can also be wierd sometimes, i always asked my gf: do you want a solution or do you want a shoulder to cry on
its always the shoulder
yea that's something i usually ask too
simpler times 
"do you want me to give actual suggestions and solutions as well as giving my take on the situation, or do you just want me to listen and let you vent?"
honestly i've found that women it's a very mixed bag from person to person whether they usually want solutions and help or just to vent, but dudes who i've helped in that way almost always want help finding a solution.
further evidence why men and women are wired distinctly differently
"no I will not command a bloodsucker to give you the freedom special Strelok"
on a fundamental level.
wemen brain works differently then mens brain
wemen work on feelings, man on facts
shocker
its science
"BUT MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL IN EVERY WAY AND CAN DO EVERYTHING JUST AS WELL AS EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!" -dumb fucking idiots who dont know a single fucking thing they're on about.
Real
Political in memes, cringe
its not political. its objective fact.
how is stating a fact political
people get angry
My honest reaction
sucks to be them i guess
men and women arent inherently equal on a fundamental biological level. men and women both do some things better and worse than the other, and that's 100% ok, but to deny that objective fact makes you a genuine retard whose opinions should be ignored.
simple as.
The meme Harvest has been lacking
my dude this is brainfart, we talk about everything here, and post memes from time to time
both men and women have a distinct place in the world and collaborating to each other's strengths for the benefit of everyone is how shit gets done.
for some odd reason there is a french girl in our class
ehw
real
Delight posts virus
The genuine disgust, anger, and intrigue I feel
i can't take this shit no more
Long before time had a name, the first spinjitsu master...
that looks horrible, literally just uses a bakelite pistol grip as foregrip, and that fucking homemade lookin supressor
you know what?
bulpups your ak
also is that a fucking nvg scope
bolt action... ak?
clearly a californian creation
must be
I WANT THIS FUCKER FOUND, AND I WANT SOMEONE TO HURT HIM AND HIS LOVED ONES.
for the love of god

i told to some people in my class i know a little bit of russian then said
Bober japerdole kurwa
operation paperclip, 50 years later:
thats polish tho
that's the pun
The biggest iron
how to loose your hand 101

i'm tired boss
Felony, 10 years in federal prison
you can't tell me nothing
please stop
Last one
call of duty black ops cold war
so real
HAHAHHAHAA
unbullpups your famas
over the top, boys!
would be more accurate with a fallout 4 song
real
@stone blade
didnt they make a homemade .50 BMG round rifle
Regular gun porn now
I love FN FAL
my right arm has killed more children (i have washed them all in my sink)
i forgot it was FN FAL so i just called it right arm of the free world
but i also love the fabrique national fabrique national carbine
which it was also referred as
Gorgeous gun, and you don't often see one with it's dust cover off and exposed impingement system
Exile machine lmao
There was a FAL at my local gun store
california 2050
Didn't pick it up cause it was 1000
1000, what does that mean
are there 2k and 1k fals, whats the diff
the masculine urge to kill civillians and sing sea shanties in the open sea
1000 USD
oh
that fits more with killing red coats
1k for a fal? dude
americans always complain that guns are to expensive
i couldn't get a Airsoft FAL for less then 1k
Until guns are handed out in happy meals guns will be too expensive
they can't buy all original HK guns man
Besides a good fal is probably like 1.5k anyways
well neither can i
Where's my complimentary box of 9mm with my big mac
It was a century arms one, which ehhhh
They can be good they can be iffy, depends
well but you got all of them in your military
Besides, if someones selling used, there's a reason
Either they were broke, didn't know what they had, or it's lightly fucked
pfff hahahahahhahahaha sorry i just had to laugh since you mentioned the german military
They want to switch up their collection smaller and get cash for their next gun
Sometimes you sell a gun to get a different gun
you mean to tell me Germany doesn't use HK produced guns in German army?
Do not devil's advocate me because I have spare cash in my account
no i'm saying the german military is a joke
If there is spare cash you have failed, spend it on more ammo
tired
g36 is fine rifle
it looks goofy
with the inbuilt sights
Or FN 2000
man Turkish armed forces inventory is kind of a mess
g36 sucks ass
the sight is ass
what was the first batch issue anyways, the sights lost zero in subsaharan temperatures, right?
they got Tar-21s Scars HK416S M4A1s M16s FN FALs G3s AKs
Yeah I'll take one of each
and 2 turkish made ARs
yeah, dummy thick 
turkish ar?
well most of these ones are in use in special forces not regular troops
MPT
Turkish hand guns: 
Turkish shotguns: 
kinda sorta, also they said after you magdump 3 mags the zeroing is fucked up
regular troops use the MPTs and G3s
oh that's kinda hot
there is 2 versions
love me 762
one looks like a HK416 the other looks original
the literal carry handle
looks like a 417 with wierd carry handle
and the foregrip positioning that wont let you grip the handguard
Imagine mall grabbing your rifle 
pkp is too based
MG3😍
Thats cause roach shotguns are made in sketchy factories while their hand guns are made to NATO spec
6p41 my beloved
and also did you guys know that Turkey has a plane carrier
but it only carries helicopters and drones
like the matchbox ones
no F-35 for Turkey
kinda defeats the purpose
tell that to whoever decided S-400s would be a better idea then F-35s
especially when some F-35 parts were being manufactered at Turkey
Ooga ooga
Its not even a F 16 or F 18 thang where its old enough we dont need it
give it to us, fuck the turkish the Eurofighter is cringe anyways
also give us apaches
get the rafales 
hey he is more american then you will ever be!
pakistan gets free shit from the US anyway
That was kind of a protest against NATO not giving Patron systems to Turkey
Proud U.S citizen
While being Pakistani
Also im not a immigrant
Also sacramento is a diverse city
ok not immigrant
I was born here but spent a lot of time back in Pakistan
ok so you are american then
Pakistani mostly id say
Duel citizenship go brr
in Turkey for example the law says if you have citizenship you're Turkish if you're even a immigrant born somewhere else
Made by a turkish man who's son was in Berlin

the law was made by Ataturk
The ease of getting a visa to the U.S. heavily depends on what country you are from
getting a visa to the US is easier if you have any family who is already living there
then i go to Germany i guess
i got a lot of cousins and relatives who live in Denmark and Germany
from scratch it seems like all countries have a quota
and high demand countries like india and china get mad competition
just marry into the country 
visa lottery and shit
why am i not surprised
because Germany accepts nearly everyone
not nearly, literally everyone
like i said German government thought placing the Turkish and Syrians in the same camp would be better since they're both muslim but it resulted in a lot of racism
nah that is prolly more of a pain and harder than just getting a work visa with a conglomerate operating in your target country
turki and arab dont go together since the founding of mohammed's caliphate
Unkowing germans thinking that muslims are all friends and not the most racist people on gods earth
yeah thats the deal
and then switching companies
getting better visa
yeah
i would explain why this is the case further