🎪bruh-fart

[heavy halo]

Goodbye chat

[toxic sundial]

Wait

[river robin]

Never come back

[toxic sundial]

Let me find jt

Got it

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829199168273645630/1046123406803865741/attachment-19.gif

[toxic sundial]

Far in the recesses of my camera roll

[midnight cloud]

This is meowmachine

[toxic sundial]

[midnight cloud]

A racist one at that

[final cedar]

she already sent out ass pics when the normal attention seeking ran out of interest a while back

[river robin]

W h a t

[midnight cloud]

On god?

[glad carbon]

thats fake

theres no proof of that every occuring

[gilded blade]

Pics?

[river robin]

What did meow say… 14 exes?

[midnight cloud]

Lmao

[toxic sundial]

I'm choosing not to believe this

[final cedar]

also get help

y'all gotten critical levels of horni

[river robin]

Nah

[midnight cloud]

Fellas lets just

Agree that

[river robin]

I don’t want meows ass pics. Doesn’t matter if they’re good or bad, the sheer annoyance that meow is is such a turn off.

Let’s be real. Meow is undateable

[midnight cloud]

Agree that uhh

[gilded blade]

Cmon say it

[final cedar]

that sounds like cope

[midnight cloud]

...uhhh

Lets agree that

[final cedar]

getting major wemen hating vibes from ryry

[river robin]

It’s the truth.
Meow said they’ve had 14 exes.
There’s empirical evidence of my point.

[gilded blade]

Yeah, he's not trying hard enough

[midnight cloud]

I mean its aggreable that...

Something?

[slender rock]

ryry incel vibes, meow, just young and dumb and mentally ill

[toxic sundial]

Brain

Fart

[slender rock]

it's diverse here

[final cedar]

ryry running that incel core i7

[river robin]

Dumb and incredibly mentally ill

[river robin]

Yeah, it’s 12 core too

[placid sail]

this is amazing. like a whole medieval larpers convention with horses, armor and all, and Metro running among them all and yelling YOU IDIOTS WE HAVE ELECTRICITY AND CARS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[toxic sundial]

Incel core i7 is funny lmao

I havent heard that before

[slender rock]

yeah, but chill on your incel energy. It's as annoying as the UWU pickmes

[midnight cloud]

And uhh

[river robin]

No i fucking hate meow.
It’s not an incel thing, I just really REALLY don’t like meow

[gilded blade]

Maybe it's because he's into men?

[river robin]

Man fuck you

[slender rock]

skill issue of not ignoring meow

[midnight cloud]

Meow is obviously a man

[final cedar]

hate fueled shitposting bonanza

[gilded blade]

There's nothing wrong with being into men cmon now it's 2023

[placid sail]

only the best meals in brainfart

[river robin]

Meow is a dude 95% confidence of that

[slender rock]

Meow is ambiguous on gender, meow is just something else that is neither or.

[final cedar]

stop

[river robin]

Stop what?

Being based?

[midnight cloud]

Meow is in between genders, a schrodingers cat if you will

[slender rock]

yes

[placid sail]

don't cry

I am just a fish

[river robin]

A fish?
No.
Anything but a fish

[placid sail]

I'm sorry, little one

[toxic sundial]

Meow is a psyop

[midnight cloud]

Glub glub motherfisher

[toxic sundial]

Federal agent

[placid sail]

we're upgrading you from fish reacting to the whole clip reacting, provided above

[slender rock]

I'm just a grumpy fuck.

[river robin]

Fate worse than death

[midnight cloud]

who told you this?

[final cedar]

fentanyl agent

[placid sail]

also, here's something to ponder for you, clownie

[toxic sundial]

I am acting CIA director I know everything

[placid sail]

what is the opposite of hate?

[slender rock]

Shallow shit attracts shallow shit

[final cedar]

cum

[midnight cloud]

Mein fuhrer! Forgive my insolence!

[slender rock]

ber

[toxic sundial]

Don't call me furher

[gilded blade]

Alfredo

[placid sail]

tasty, but no

[midnight cloud]

My apologies, sturmgewher

[slender rock]

I have... came

[placid sail]

why are you larping as nazis, again?

[slender rock]

fucking who wrote this script

[final cedar]

führer? I hardly knew her

[gilded blade]

The Bible

[midnight cloud]

Word for word

[placid sail]

john bible

[final cedar]

bibble

[slender rock]

Mofos need a proofread

damn

[gilded blade]

Meatwad be like

[final cedar]

Revelation 9:6

||And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.||

[gilded blade]

I dunno what that means

[midnight cloud]

Man you wont believe what the bible says in revelation 6:9

[final cedar]

if you wana kys but mom'd be sad so you suffer for 20 years

[toxic sundial]

People be like Christianity is so terrible then quote Deuteronomy

[gilded blade]

Red green colorblind?

[river robin]

It says
|| Come Over Here And Kiss Me On My Hot Mouth, I’m Feeling Romantical||

[placid sail]

some of my friends and acquaintances who considered suicide mentioned that nuance, and all I thought was

[toxic sundial]

Yeah fuck it why not

[placid sail]

"damn, either I'm pretty egoistic or have really bad relations with family, but I haven't even thought about that"

[river robin]

Yeah sometimes it’s like “but how would everyone else feel, this is too selfish of me”

[midnight cloud]

No it says here in revelatio 6:9 that:

[placid sail]

that's the point

I, for one, don't care

[final cedar]

based a zenpilled imo

[placid sail]

but then again, not considering suicide either

[livid pond]

Ezekiel 23:20

[placid sail]

maybe you have to worry about others too much to consider suicide, or vice versa

[final cedar]

Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is the one who repays you according to what you have done to us.
Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
Man that sounds like a party to me

[river robin]

It’s not something you think about until you consider suicide, because once you start to consider suicide you start to think “what would it be like if I was gone”
Speaking from experience.

[midnight cloud]

everyone starts to party and cheer

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bWQSB.gif

[placid sail]

brainfart loses its most loveable and amusing personality (me) and mourns for one month

[final cedar]

need more pickups

[placid sail]

then names a street in gamma after me

[placid sail]

or maybe an npc

[toxic sundial]

Someone wanna right me a ten page paper real quick?

I don't wanna do it

[final cedar]

ye sure

[gilded blade]

On what

[toxic sundial]

Report on the conveyer incident last week

[final cedar]

lol

[placid sail]

"yo mama fell down"

[final cedar]

did someone get squish?

[placid sail]

done

[midnight cloud]

What an intellectual

[toxic sundial]

Nah but a bunch of shit got squished up and some gears got stripped

[midnight cloud]

Why not just say that?

[final cedar]

good outcome then

[midnight cloud]

Who in their right mind decides to write a 10 page report of something as simple as "thing go squish in conveyer belt"

[toxic sundial]

Cause you gotta list our full day events and everything that lead up to somebody hitting a button when they should've not hit the go button

[placid sail]

he has to go in great detail to explain how it's not anyone's fault but an accident so his ass and the asses of several other people on the plant should not be fired

[final cedar]

factories lowkey altars to sacrifice bodies to the old ones

[placid sail]

it requires creativity and bullshitting skills

because it's always some idiot's fault

[toxic sundial]

Machine spirit requires minimum wagie blood

[midnight cloud]

Absolutely throw meowmachine under the bus then

[mint mist]

hi

[mint mist]

canuhelp

[final cedar]

howtostopabusgoing80mph

[gilded blade]

She clogs the machine up

[placid sail]

don't copy meow. get that catfishing pfp outta our faces. yes, what do you need

[midnight cloud]

Oh god its one of those reports christ

[mint mist]

im nto copying meow, i dont tihnk its a real girl, its a pic i found from an album

[mint mist]

im bored

[placid sail]

okay, imagine me doing a funny dance, I guess

[mint mist]

ok

[slender rock]

I guess guy wanted to get that TONE

[gilded blade]

Who would win in a cringe battle: meowmachine or maja

[slender rock]

but what tone I have no fucking clue

[midnight cloud]

all of brainfart

[placid sail]

I'm trying to rehabilitate maja from time to time

[final cedar]

does one daily chain pickups for more better signal or how does it work

[placid sail]

there is still hope to the boy

plus he's not american, at least

those are beyond help

[uncut obsidian]

y'all just missed porn posting in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[midnight cloud]

Youre doing a shoddy job

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1140452685053689908/1153865762558193765/7c3a669e19a6bf4522fe047c9e689ee6.gif

[midnight cloud]

Fired

[placid sail]

😔

[gilded blade]

Aw man, can you repost it here pls

[slender rock]

meh

[placid sail]

I'm doing the best I can (very low effort & seldom)

[midnight cloud]

Im the personification of your negative subconcious, become the indominable therapist

[placid sail]

they even use mods to advertise newbies channel now

nice try, but not going there

brainfart is supreme

[glad carbon]

still wont get me to go in newbieschat

sorry dude

[placid sail]

my guy, you're currently comatose

[long spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920404758521602131/1154117704568025159/RDT_20230920_201125.mp4

[glad carbon]

RDT

lil plebbitor

[midnight cloud]

Impossible rgv

[mint mist]

hiii

[final cedar]

hai

omg maja

[placid sail]

very possible, I'm on meds

enjoy your coma

[mint mist]

omgg!!! metro hiiiiii i love u

[midnight cloud]

Ndnfm...

[zealous remnant]

see one, see most. i doubt it was anything special

[gilded blade]

do you love me too?

[glad carbon]

bro needs to ice out

too horny today

[uncut obsidian]

it was... weird

[mint mist]

no ur pfp is creepy

[glad carbon]

asking for asspics first and now this

[mint mist]

and ur name

[gilded blade]

Good

[mint mist]

hiii ily

[midnight cloud]

"The worst thing she could say is no"

[toxic sundial]

But what if this specific butthole picture was literally the best one you'd ever seen, you can't know unless you were there to experience it

[mint mist]

samurai heard worse things as rejection from me

[midnight cloud]

Holy shit

[final cedar]

Then the dragon was enraged at the woman and went off to wage war against the rest of her offspring

[placid sail]

Imagine, maja...
one day, you meet a person who strikes your fancy. you converse, you spend your time together walking around, doing fun stuff, and no later than you bat an eye, you're passionately enamoured in each other. and when the moment comes for you to confess your feelings to that one person that is very special to you, then WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SPEW THE SAME LAME ASS I LOVE YOU YOU ALREADY SMEARED ALL OVER HALF THE BRAINFART?

[midnight cloud]

Oh my god

[mint mist]

no

[midnight cloud]

Unhinged

[mint mist]

why would i fall in love with anybody

[gilded blade]

Too long didn't read

[midnight cloud]

I enjoy benadryls

[final cedar]

||But Jael, Heber’s wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died.||

[placid sail]

so you saying I love you to half the brainfart is even more meaningless now, since you said you don't

[mint mist]

yeah, i never mean it, like, duh??

[gilded blade]

Fish react me if you still play Gamma

[toxic sundial]

I love my wife

[placid sail]

so you're intentionally devaluing the sacred and universal feeling that unites many people across the world and that which gives joy and meaning

smh maja

smh

[final cedar]

wow

[midnight cloud]

But metro, brainfarts prophet, picked up a keyboard and typed quietly to meowmachine while it lay clouting, exhausted. He drove the through its temple into the chat, and meowmachine left

[midnight cloud]

Let him cook...

[gilded blade]

That's true. Meowmachine has been exiled from brainfart even

[midnight cloud]

Off to the dms of babylon

[placid sail]

huh

[gilded blade]

Double exiled

[placid sail]

suddenly very abrahamic and kinky

[final cedar]

||Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.||

[placid sail]

something interesting for once

[toxic sundial]

Exiled^2

[gilded blade]

Are you actually religious

[placid sail]

RIGHT

FIFTY KEKS

[midnight cloud]

Bibles got some serious rizz tips i tell you whut

[final cedar]

no, I used some AI bot to give me excerpts of hilarious bibble quotes

[placid sail]

a genuinely religious person

in gamma

in BRAINFART

observing the brothel that it is and starting to rap bible quotes

[mint mist]

waaaaaaaaaa

bean

help me im hungrty

and bored

[midnight cloud]

Beware the metro, for he speaks in lies...

[placid sail]

I am neither a playstation or a sandwich, nothing I can do

[gilded blade]

Cook some beans

[midnight cloud]

Some fuckin therapist you are

[final cedar]

dunk some cotton in body lotion and swallow it

[gilded blade]

Make a burrito

[final cedar]

low carb hunger suppression

[mint mist]

how am i supposed to have beansn

[midnight cloud]

Castor OIL! CASTOR OIL DUNK IT IN CASTOR OIL

[gilded blade]

Buy some from the store

[mint mist]

its 2am

i dotn go otuside

[final cedar]

what you supposed to get the runs from it?

[midnight cloud]

Yes

[gilded blade]

That shouldn't stop you from buying beans

[placid sail]

nah man

it's europe

they have shops closed at 2 pm

[midnight cloud]

Now hold on jc denton...majas right its a sin to go outside at 2am, he should wait until 3am

[placid sail]

you have exactly ten seconds a day to buy grocery in Europe

[midnight cloud]

Its only halal then

[placid sail]

huh?

[gilded blade]

Hmmmm an hour without beans.....

[placid sail]

is it Ramadan already?

a bit late no?

[midnight cloud]

Better late than never

[placid sail]

yeah no

it's in spring bitch

[midnight cloud]

The only bitch i see...is my neighbours dog

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/castle-ahh-nevermind-gif-12447954

[midnight cloud]

Checkmate atheist

[gilded blade]

Why are you staring at your neighbors dog

[placid sail]

no no no

don't provoke him

[midnight cloud]

It barks slurs at me

[placid sail]

I fear for the innocent dog

[midnight cloud]

Its far from innocent

[placid sail]

this is getting worse

[midnight cloud]

No dog should be barking rudely at the dead of night

Youve brought this up beans

You reap what you sow

[gilded blade]

I mean, you are a fed. You can just shoot it

[midnight cloud]

I already did

[placid sail]

noooooo

[midnight cloud]

Hot dogs anyone?

[placid sail]

you damn monster

[mint mist]

no

hot dogs are disgusting

[gilded blade]

Tbh hot dogs kinda suck

[placid sail]

don't like a glizzy?

slurp a glizzy?

[gilded blade]

I've heard that in New Jersey they have some really good hot dogs but

[zealous remnant]

I'm just lonely
even a hot dog would be fine

[midnight cloud]

Maja you dont like hotdogs? Lmao weirdo (im using you as a scapegoat to make everyone forget about my heinous crime)

[placid sail]

that is a level of desperation/loneliness I've yet to reach, it seems

[mint mist]

hotdogs are made out of shit, wdym
and if they wouldnt, they still taste like shit

[midnight cloud]

Delicious shit might i add

[mint mist]

no

[midnight cloud]

Yes

[plucky void]

I've been lied to this whole time

[gilded blade]

no

[midnight cloud]

Yes

[midnight cloud]

...

[gilded blade]

DOOR STUCK

[midnight cloud]

I uhh

Gotta go and uhhh...

[placid sail]

yeah?

[midnight cloud]

Do my taxes

[placid sail]

yeah gl man

[gilded blade]

Like a good little fed

Paying taxes

[tulip ravine]

Good evening chat

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803740085064695868/832373184472678430/seamen_protector.mp4

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-football-goal-goalie-tim-howard-gif-11420597

Our goalkeeper scored

Good old tim Howard

[slender rock]

https://youtu.be/LOK2UG8YIq0?t=1344

[placid sail]

it's that penguin from toy story

[placid sail]

I know nothing about football and never will, but good for them, or sorry for their loss 👍

[mint mist]

hiiii

[placid sail]

maybe we should find you an e-girl so you would stop saying that edgy teenage shit about never loving anyone

how good is your game, maja

[mint mist]

ew, im homiesexual, disgusting

[placid sail]

you ready to score some chicks?

oh

my bad

ready to score some boys?

[zealous remnant]

heyyyy

[mint mist]

no, thanks??

[zealous remnant]

sadge

[placid sail]

I am confused

are into animals?..

[mint mist]

no?

i just said im homiesexual

[zealous remnant]

rejected by all it seems

[placid sail]

google says it's just homosexual, but in denial

[placid sail]

oh

a cop was just born

[mint mist]

are u ok beans

i dont know what ur talkign about

[placid sail]

there is a saying in Russian, if you sit in a room crowded with people, and suddenly there is silence, it means a cop was born

[gilded blade]

Why

[placid sail]

and what I was saying is, if we were to find you a date, what would it be? we have an assortment of different

erm

candidates to choose in brainfart!

[mint mist]

a boy? im homisexual? what does that have to do wtih anything tho

[placid sail]

I dunno, it's just a folk saying man

[mint mist]

what- fuckign date would u find- are u ok?

[gilded blade]

There's a American saying that if you resist a cop you die instantly

[mint mist]

yeah but- how are you gonna find a date for anybody?

we are on discord?..

[placid sail]

dude

there are meat things attached to discord

[mint mist]

meat things?

[placid sail]

unless we really all are a figment of khaytil's imagination

which is horrifying

[gilded blade]

False. I'm a AI construction

[final cedar]

prove it

[placid sail]

better than that being a khaytil's fantasy, carry on

[mint mist]

i'd prefer to be khaytil's fantasy

[gilded blade]

We should start banishing people to pet posting instead of brainfart

[mint mist]

wuhhhhhhhhhhh

[plucky void]

dude's voice just went poof

[mint mist]

@final cedar can u help meee

please

[placid sail]

man it's really fucking hard to find a spare human hand in 3 am

[mint mist]

i dont understand

[placid sail]

I mean there you go

ta daaaa

[placid sail]

alright, since you're especially dense

[mint mist]

no

ur just

dumbb

[placid sail]

1. you find a hot fuckboy in discord, preferably from Europe
2. you meet up in real life, with your meat bags and all

3. hot sexo

[mint mist]

skull

[placid sail]

4. maja is in love and doesn't say edgy shit about it

profit

bonus points for not getting immediately scammed and lured into human trafficking

[placid sail]

it's bad for your health, don't do that

[mint mist]

being lured in human trafficking would make my life more interesting

[placid sail]

hahaha

no

no it won't

[slender rock]

gotta love wigged out idiots

[final cedar]

I hope you end up on the organ trade trying to score with a online perso after reading this shit

[slender rock]

and or just straight up Jeffery'd

[placid sail]

and this is what I get by trying to steer people into something meaningful in their lives

smh

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/harlem-gif-2962376496075634067

[mint mist]

💀

[midnight cloud]

Helloooo im back from paying my taxes how is- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

[slender rock]

"I said we're watching Joel play crappy russian knock off GTASA playthrough streams"

[final cedar]

you're just the final iteration of people cumming inside other people for a couple hundred thousand years wdym meaningful?

[placid sail]

we can reduce anything into meaningless depressive shit, but why bother, you're in brainfart anyway

[final cedar]

meaningless =/= depressive

[placid sail]

I'd disagree

[slender rock]

Joel 🙂

[placid sail]

humans are in much need of a meaning, it's just how our brains work

[midnight cloud]

Jabooby is that you?

[placid sail]

fecal funny man

[mint mist]

what

[final cedar]

is that sunkist?

[midnight cloud]

Yes from the hit show half life but everyone is sentient

[slender rock]

no it's Vinesauce Joel

[lament vapor]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2023/09/25/c7928361a3458c8b.jpg

[slender rock]

Swedish man

[placid sail]

nice try, amazing story, still a murder of a neighbour's dog

[mint mist]

waaaaaaaaaa

[midnight cloud]

Dont try to steer the conversation you femboy trafficker

[mint mist]

somebody knows cute gamess

[final cedar]

maja is polish?

[mint mist]

u can traffick me if u want

[mint mist]

no

canadian, why

[midnight cloud]

OHHH NOOOO

[slender rock]

https://www.twitch.tv/vargskelethor

this joel

[final cedar]

joel

[slender rock]

JOEY

JOEL

"JOEL DID YOU DOWNLOAD BOOBS AGAIN?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNK74ecgFKg

[placid sail]

flattering, truly! I'll pass. I'm a romantic kind, also very heterosexual, also organ trade is a chore nowadays and our slave quarters are currently full

but thank you

[mint mist]

sad

[midnight cloud]

Plenty of traffickers in the european union maja

[placid sail]

there's plenty of fish in the ocean, yeah

[midnight cloud]

Youll find your one true trafficker

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

one worthy of giving your heart

and lungs

and liver

probably kidneys, too

[final cedar]

holographic 5g protec

[placid sail]

joel was very funny for me for like a couple of days, and then it was zero reaction entirely

[slender rock]

if I am gonna be real here, you have to go through so many fucking shitty relationships or you can wait and find someone who won't be shitty to you later on. but remember nothing is forever

idk

if you're horny and wanna have a lay just... pay for it honestly

idk

otherwise you'll waste your time and other persons time

[midnight cloud]

Brainfarts best dating advice

[placid sail]

~brainfart dating advice
and
human trafficking~

[slender rock]

then your emotions get all fucked

[zealous remnant]

too broke and too retarded

[placid sail]

fuck brick

[slender rock]

then you'll feel like shit after you break up with them. and if you do LDR youre in for a very difficult time, and that itself can be major difficulity

[midnight cloud]

Guys just date AI

Super easy!

[slender rock]

then get a hookup app or ona/fleshlight then idk

[final cedar]

gf looking at me like I cured cancer most the time and idk how to handle not having that amount of adoration after years of solitude, I really fucked up getting invested at all

[placid sail]

oh shit it's vinny vinesauce

[velvet ruin]

Why is it that Brainfart is such a good place and such a bad place all at once.

[high pike]

Hey metro

[placid sail]

vinny say speen

in your voice

[zealous remnant]

holy shit a genius idea why did i never think of that

[velvet ruin]

Speen.

[high pike]

Hey beans

[placid sail]

yooooo

[high pike]

Hello Vincent

[velvet ruin]

Hello.

[slender rock]

rip

[high pike]

Hello blurry

[slender rock]

heyo

[high pike]

Blured*

[mint mist]

hi

[high pike]

Hello you,

Nice to meet you

[mint mist]

oh no

wait are u the american guy

[velvet ruin]

Racism.

[placid sail]

everyone in brainfart is american

[velvet ruin]

Well.

[placid sail]

I'm from Arizona myself

[velvet ruin]

So-so on that.

GUH.

[slender rock]

mostly american or Polish

all the angry nations

🙂

[velvet ruin]

Your electronics still frying from the heat?

[placid sail]

it's getting better, but not much

[slender rock]

the fucking trash bins are melting

at one point

[velvet ruin]

Trash bins are fucking absurd.

[slender rock]

can't have plastic in arizona

[velvet ruin]

Can't have electronics neither.

[green briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/649422373388419082/1154240198876610661/ssstik.io_1695241502242.mp4

[velvet ruin]

I'm probably going back to Arizona as soon as I can.

Better than staying in California.

[slender rock]

almost as it was a mistake to build cities, in an HOT DESERT CLIMATE

[placid sail]

just as our forefathers intended son

don't question their wisdom and maybe some desperation

[velvet ruin]

Arizona is just the training grounds for Marines to get shipped of to the middle east.

[vale juniper]

or be like me

[slender rock]

idk my ancestors of apache and possible northern mexico so however that intermixing has done, eitherway

[vale juniper]

forever leaving the knife swinging over your head

check out early 😋

[slender rock]

desert be like; ayo...

idk

[velvet ruin]

Yesterday my crush was trying to find ways to get me to kill myself 😭
Honestly kind of funny now that I think abt it, glad I was err- pulled out of it.

Shit was downright evil.

[slender rock]

what the fuck

okay... hold on

[velvet ruin]

Uh.

No we don't have to start this back up.

We can move on.

[slender rock]

just stay away from that shit alright?

[placid sail]

number one tip indicating that your crush may not be the best match for ya!

[velvet ruin]

Trust me.

I am.

[slender rock]

it's tempting but... yeah nah

[placid sail]

1. this!

[velvet ruin]

They are not all that.

Especially if they're a die hard DCS player.

That's the #2.

DCS players are meth addicts or alcoholics that have fbt on vrc.

Neither are good.

[slender rock]

I can't stand boozers

holy fuck... methies too

fucking wacked out of their fuckin mind nah

[velvet ruin]

Dw, I'm pulled out of that little mindfuckery of manipulation.

Oh no they aren't methies.

Was just comparing them to one.

[slender rock]

I rather max those two out

[velvet ruin]

Lmao.

Yea na, they strung me along for a few months and then pulled that wack ass shit on me.

Even if it's only been a day I'm coming to my senses rather than staying and thinking too hard about it.

If you want the full extent of the story, here. But it's pretty fucking wack.

[quartz ridge]

Vinny!! How have you been man?

[velvet ruin]

Doing alright.

[quartz ridge]

Good to hear man

[velvet ruin]

This is gonna make for one strange ass story.

[plucky void]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cwo43MCO0gC/

miguelin.garcia._

Likes

702500

Instagram

[swift scarab]

Why

[velvet ruin]

Would you eat it?

[slender rock]

i mean

stalker is enough training right?

R-right?

[velvet ruin]

Quick, join the Corps!

Before it's too late!!!!!

[river robin]

hahah stupid idiot doesnt have access to paper and wrote on his hand

[velvet ruin]

Honestly, I like the sand after a while.

Miss that shit.

All the people here are cunts.

I do not like Cali.

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/Gf5yl5qC7p0?t=502

fulton extraction complete

death twerking to the goosebumps theme got me in stitches too

[lament vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0eWDVzNu5A

[slender rock]

fucking idiot moron OnlyUseMeBlade Brian Risso, had several times on those RV trips some of them were shit but they would've been nice, but Captain Content giving totally fuckwits a bunch of RVs they get all fucked up, and with Pissyboi Risso getting Lit Romney ruined like two RVs before

so stupid

IRL streamers should just not even exist tbh

thanks to Ice Poseidon for that shit

well Blade might be in jail for accessory or involved with accidential murder that another IP2 streamer that was injured in blades "streamer" house

Willy2guns

so, yeah it's all fucking dumb shit

and Necky with her pill addiction and killing her partners/love interests

she hasn't killed blade yet

somehow

[slender rock]

they're just braindead

[pure hatch]

It’s Twitter. What did you expect?

[toxic sundial]

John F. Kennedy

[mint mist]

hi thats me

[toxic sundial]

The cia is coming for you don't go to Dallas

[mint mist]

oki im coming to dallas

for all i know

ur cia aswell

[grim sluice]

Its modern 'Journalism'

[toxic sundial]

[mint mist]

do u know any cutee games

[toxic sundial]

Slime rancher

[mint mist]

god not cute by cuteeeee

something that doesnt erquire friends, and a microphone

ok

[slender rock]

Frank and his kids 🙂

[plucky void]

which frank

[slender rock]

Frank Zappa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFNkacckLBU&list=PL6MQjBXuG4PxSJTzX6C6KMSf7MAej6lJj

[stone shoal]

The luxury mobile meth shack

[slender rock]

Prius, and Teslas and every single extended pickup truck that has a lid on the back of the bed

[sullen osprey]

BABY FLACK JACKET

[pure hatch]

Motorcycles

[stone shoal]

This will require legendary decyphering to understand what ur talkin bout

OnlyUseMeBlade?

Why doesn't he just get a gun???

The real and honest question is: are mobile homes actually less costly than living in an apartment/house?

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFFZik5QCI&pp=ygUTT25seXVzZW1lYmxhZGUgbG9yZQ%3D%3D

[stone shoal]

Because I've been considering the idea

[slender rock]

you've tied yourselve down

ggs

yep it happenes to the best of us

[stone shoal]

If I ever go to California

(If I ever GET to go to America, even)

[slender rock]

if you do, just go to Humboldt, CA

trust me

[stone shoal]

I would probably just live in a mobile home

[mint mist]

ew

[zealous remnant]

dude weedj

[slender rock]

Avoid southern cali unless you wanna hang out in Wasco, CA which is just farms

[stone shoal]

Because it'd be a million times cheaper (if gas prices weren't insane) than actually living in an apartment.

[zealous remnant]

big petrol

[slender rock]

Honestly do hiking

fuck the rest of the shit and go free hiking and Sierra's n shit like that

[stone shoal]

Before I open my mouth and sound like an idiot, I'm gonna ask some questions.
A. Doesn't California promote that "Open Borders" attitude still? Don't they just let you in provided you can answer the basic burger history questions and give them 50$?
B. Doesn't the way a "Green Card" works is that if you live in America for 4+ years, you obtain citizenship?

Because I was pretty sure that getting American Citizenship is incredibly difficult any other way

[slender rock]

I think it's more of having a passport, as for living here

i donno

probably as a job thing you can bypass that or marriage

[stone shoal]

Fuck.

[slender rock]

idk

hold on

[stone shoal]

There goes my master plan

[slender rock]

wait

I might be wrong, which isn't new

which country you're coming from Banzai

[stone shoal]

U.K

[slender rock]

oh

pfft

[stone shoal]

I literally want to go traitor

[slender rock]

they'll let you right in without

[stone shoal]

Because I fucking hate this place

[verbal needle]

Its honestly not much better over here

[slender rock]

dude they'll want you to live here

ASIUOhdfuhgdfg

dead

[slender rock]

it's shitty everywhere at the moment

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-silly-cat-cats-cat-gif-3729169001002843982

[slender rock]

US isn't exactly anybetter

[mint mist]

hi

[verbal needle]

Yea

[verbal needle]

Hello

[slender rock]

WE LITERALLY BORROW UK AND FRENCH Standards

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bag-hide-attack-gif-11543319

[slender rock]

with some german sprinkled in

[mint mist]

hi

[stone shoal]

It's more the fact that I've sounded and spoken like a Burger my entire life. Most of my 'intaken' culture comes from the US farrrr more than it does from the UK.

That's true of every place though

[verbal needle]

Shit. I've got money and it's still shitty

[mint mist]

sunshineeee lollipops and

rainbowws

[slender rock]

[verbal needle]

It does, but it hurts my heart to spend money and shits getting more expensive

[slender rock]

https://uk.usembassy.gov/visas/immigrant-visas/

[lapis zinc]

To some people

[stone shoal]

Unironically, I don't

[verbal needle]

Try northern states though, you'll get made of fun of down south

[stone shoal]

That's what I'm saying

[slender rock]

yeah, this

[verbal needle]

I've seen it happen to tourists

I'm a southerner

[oblique spire]

men

[slender rock]

except Shitty carolina

[verbal needle]

If you don't mind a little prodding and good natured humor then you'll be fine

[stone shoal]

I've spoken like an American, with American accent, my entire life. Mostly a caricature of it (AKA an amalgamation of every accent from TV. Don't ask me IDK either).

[stone shoal]

Bri'ish people have Banter, I'll be fine

[slender rock]

foods always the exception

but the people there are fucked

my brother lives there in SC

he hates it

[verbal needle]

They put mustard on everything

[slender rock]

they think he's a beaner

because our lastname.... 👀

[verbal needle]

You don't need a binder for seasonings

[slender rock]

[verbal needle]

Mustard stays off the brisket

[stone shoal]

Always nice to see a bait post get a ton of responses

People today are clueless

[solar coral]

224 clown emojis

[verbal needle]

Texas

[stone shoal]

Doesn't it cost money to add those reactions?

[verbal needle]

It goes Texas>SC>Georgia

[solar coral]

indirectly yes

[stone shoal]

Wow.

So people give bait posts

[solar coral]

you earn points from buying games

[stone shoal]

224 clown emojis

[solar coral]

but TBF you get like millions of points for like 1 game

[verbal needle]

I've got like 149k steam points

[oblique spire]

brainfart

[solar coral]

and reactions cost like 25 points

[oblique spire]

wanna see a cursed tank

[stone shoal]

Ahhh. I see

Fair enough then

[oblique spire]

BMP turret on a T-62

[verbal needle]

It's 100 per $1 spent

230 ish

[slender rock]

what is that turret

[oblique spire]

bmp

with.... ERA

[verbal needle]

Lmk go screenshot my steam points, been a minute since I last looked

[solar coral]

hyperbole moment

[oblique spire]

ERA is not meant to be put on light vehicles (In this case a BMP turret)

because uh

ERA explodes

[solar coral]

you can buy like everything in the point shop after 1 game purchase

[oblique spire]

so really the ERA would just shred the fuck out of the crew once exploded

[solar coral]

i have 200K points

[stone shoal]

Explosive Resistance Armor?

[slender rock]

really?

[oblique spire]

yes

Look at the autocannon too

BMP-2 autocannon

[slender rock]

hmm

[oblique spire]

Explosive reactive armor

when hit, it explodes

and uh

because the armor is light on the turret

[slender rock]

its looking wonky as fuck tho

[stone shoal]

Ah yeah I can see that not being good

[oblique spire]

it could uh... explode right back into the crew

[oblique spire]

because of the ERA

[verbal needle]

152k

[solar coral]

poor ahh

[mint mist]

tryhard

[mint mist]

i have less than 1k

[oblique spire]

yes

notice the autocannon mainly

[stone shoal]

😔

Pointlet

[slender rock]

mm

[verbal needle]

I would love to own one, I wish they were available in the civ market

[oblique spire]

Mf wants to buy a military BMP-2

[verbal needle]

I kinda want a bradley seeing how I was formerly licensed to drive one

I'm sure the bmp wouldnt be too different

[slender rock]

I would like to have more serotonin and dopamine and a quiet place to exist in without hearing someone coufing 24/7 or their shitty music/movie

:/

[oblique spire]

oh and also

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1155695672306171954/Army-2018_New_BMP-1AM_tracked_armored_IFV_fitted_with_BTR-82A_30mm_turret_925_001.png?ex=6512edb8&is=65119c38&hm=43ebabe983bca75e8fdfadf9bef96d6a3be258f1e9a5738d7aecc9f1f2ee1a69&

BMP with BTR -82 turret

[mint mist]

that looks cute

[slender rock]

[oblique spire]

FUck off maja

[mint mist]

what

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1155695272987480184/TB2015ExhibitionP1-21.png?ex=6512ed58&is=65119bd8&hm=e5cd658fd06403e4e72d6d32414cf46942b3b6e1e457432c90a005dde28c7921&

BTR-90

same as the BMP with the BTR turret

but

switched

[verbal needle]

I wonder if I sponser enough ukrainians they just give me one

like a reward

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1155695744389484685/main-qimg-ca4424b0375ae0e539409b5cb743569f-pjlq.png?ex=6512edc9&is=65119c49&hm=7794c92d6952fc025a6cf120a496dd43b1ba23e7ce87265c7a0c9033f538478e&

[verbal needle]

that seem unbalanced

[slender rock]

BMD1

[hot solstice]

:)

stem ponts

[mint mist]

rich fuk

[verbal needle]

damn, spend them on something

[hot solstice]

current

[verbal needle]

dont forget to collect your dailys on steam

[river zealot]

this seems like a horrible idea considering you can pen that shit with high caliber machine gun fire

[slender rock]

nah that's more like a BMD 3

[solar coral]

CHEEMS FUCKING DIED D:

[mint mist]

dailies?

[verbal needle]

want

[hot solstice]

i got an index like two years ago and that's what it's from

[solar coral]

index is so based

[verbal needle]

steams event going on right now, should be shown in featured

[mint mist]

there are dailies on steam?

[solar coral]

i cant wait for index 2

[hot solstice]

absolutely

[slender rock]

aaaa

[mint mist]

i dont see any dailies there

[solar coral]

lol ive completely fucked up mine but it still works

[verbal needle]

i did it earlier today, maybe it went away

[solar coral]

perfectly

[hot solstice]

i mean yeah same

[mint mist]

e- how is this so positive

[solar coral]

meanwhile my rift S broke the first week of me owning it

[verbal needle]

its the shmup fest

[solar coral]

not cuz i hit it or anything but because it just decided toi kill itself

[hot solstice]

only thing is i had to replace a base station over two years and hunfreds of hours

[solar coral]

only thing ive needed to replace is a single cable for the base station

[mint mist]

yeah i dotn have tha-t

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892784859997675541/1155134121484505188/download_3.jpg

@slender rock

[mint mist]

i have cyberpunk on featured

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892784859997675541/1155134088164950086/images_5.jpg

[slender rock]

what the fuck

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892784859997675541/1155132229287149630/Panther_Ausf-D-1_Turm-IV-HD.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892784859997675541/1155132215013945424/esgmqhlsxjl41.jpg

[mint mist]

oh geez

[verbal needle]

tiger turret on panther chassis

[hot solstice]

yeah my whole station basically bricked itself so i requested a new one and they got it to me in three days no charge

[slender rock]

stop

the cursed shit, it's too much

[slender rock]

hurting my head

[oblique spire]

No

thats a panzer IV turret

[verbal needle]

Im not versed, my knowledge comes from WT, from the profile it seemed a tiger

[oblique spire]

all g

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892784859997675541/1155132075763056781/57fe3baf-c13b-4ecf-b310-79c8ac44228b.jpg

[verbal needle]

ew

[oblique spire]

IF you wanna see some truly cursed shit

look at the israelis

[slender rock]

[verbal needle]

I'm aware, Ive worked in their equipment

its fucking garbage

[verbal needle]

yuck, but neat

[oblique spire]

1 tank i really shouldn't like, but do is the erzats m10

fucking israelissssssss

[verbal needle]

long sherman

[oblique spire]

crew comfort

gone

[tulip ravine]

Llama

My man

How are you

[mint mist]

hi odl man

[velvet ruin]

Somebody called this the new US Aircraft Carrier.

That's fucking Kujira.

From Cyberpunk.

But I mean close enough.

[oblique spire]

this is the definition of "HEY SHITASS" post ww2

[verbal needle]

woe, rocket be upon ye

[oblique spire]

and the ww2 version of HEY SHITASS

[solar coral]

isnt that called the whale

NGL i love militech aesthetic

[solar coral]

if its the first time your equipment breaks they will replace it for free even if the warranty expires

/ repair

[plucky void]

the bri'ish strike again

[mint mist]

♻️

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-cat-discord-cat-caption-cat-caption-cat-meme-what-the-fuck-is-that-thing-gif-26380283

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/788731752587198474/1155967244489207918/20stabwoundsuicide.mp4

[velvet ruin]

Kujira, "The Whale".

[river robin]

♻️

[velvet ruin]

Also.
Cheese jumpscare.

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/114590890156097536/1156045639080214528/Working_as_a_Waitress_at_a_Cocktail_Bar.mp4

[green briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/564141315609329676/1155597631037374474/IMG_2246.png?ex=65133b29&is=6511e9a9&hm=ec6a5a60bea52c4b7beaf56a7b7aad26c90858c91ce3385d24c173f7fc6ec322&

[river robin]

♻️

[green briar]

sayin a lot of shit for someone within cat distance

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bag-hide-attack-gif-11543319

[green briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1141110064170676374/khos8gkqbl4a1.gif

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-on-fish-fish-sucking-fish-fish-suck-fish-fish-sucking-gif-17306201641452784281

[solar coral]

Kek

I feel like they were gunna have you on the boat at one point

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1154459298617884764/Hi-1_1.mp4

[urban ocean]

Most reflective SCAR-H

[stone shoal]

If you had a wish what would you use it on?
For me, I'd have everyone who says or types the word "Y'all" after this wish get instantly obliterated from reality.

[glad carbon]

Prolly

Instead of going to that lame ass arasaka compound

Just 3 buildings and a fence

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/light-get-blind-kon-k-on-ritsu-gif-5643837990251029583

[urban ocean]

Literally me when I first saw it

rolled up on a site to loot

saw a bunch of zeds behind me

turned to fire

eyes got melted

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-wake-up-wakey-wakey-awaken-gif-26734899

[urban ocean]

got a bunch of these, but they're too spicy

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Lc-M0l9KU

Limmy is best

🙂

[urban ocean]

si

[odd sail]

the pope gave me syphilis

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow the bot is censoring me

[native jungle]

Probably about Baulders gate.

[urban ocean]

lol

can't say g6y

wtf

[native jungle]

How about trying to talk like a normal human being?

[urban ocean]

That's such a weird filter to have when half the posts are Aniki simping and boy kisser memes

[native jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/1557o94d12hr-gif-18855445

[urban ocean]

#1984

[native jungle]

Or the fact it was a wall of text and the bot is like...

https://tenor.com/view/tldr-george-clooney-too-long-didnt-read-flip-pages-gif-13114170

[velvet ruin]

Probs gonna be a dlc ngl.

[urban ocean]

nah, can't say the G word for whatever reason

[native jungle]

That is pretty g||reat|| if you ask me.

[slender rock]

can't say G word

hmm

Gae? is that banned?

[plucky void]

I keep pointing out this hypocrisy and people just 👁️ 👄 👁️

[slender rock]

About the name Gayle

oh

👀

[urban ocean]

Yeah it's just the three letters

[slender rock]

fair

[urban ocean]

Was pretty sure you could say it before. Don't know when that change happened

[slender rock]

mm donno

[uncut obsidian]

it's been banned because of "gay" being used in a negative form

-im playing as duty
-bro that's so gay

[urban ocean]

That's like literal normie speak though

[uncut obsidian]

yeah but people complained

[slender rock]

it isn't tho

[urban ocean]

What, like 3 people?

[slender rock]

do you want fights to break out

Heated arguments devolving into personal attacks

[urban ocean]

I know you don't make the rules I'm not arguing with you or anything @uncut obsidian. It's just so weird

[slender rock]

👀

[urban ocean]

I grew up in the 80s and 90s, we used stuff like @uncut obsidian pointed out to say a thing was stupid. It had nothing to do with actual G peeps. To me it's like when women get upset over a dude saying "hey, guys" when they call out to a group of people.

[slender rock]

brother

that was long, take a break, drink some water

yeah idk

[urban ocean]

Already did

[uncut obsidian]

twitter people will be twitter people

[urban ocean]

I'll drop it now. I just think it's weird

[slender rock]

eh, you looking a little partched need more Agua

[gilded blade]

Esg ified?

[glad carbon]

Lobotomizw the bot

[gilded blade]

Penis

[uncut obsidian]

im gay

it does like facts though

[gilded blade]

How come you can say it

[uncut obsidian]

Because it's a fact

[slender rock]

he's a mod

[glad carbon]

Moderators can say slurs

[slender rock]

and is in fact, FAAAAAAAAANTAAAASICCCC🌈

[gilded blade]

Only yag people can say it

[uncut obsidian]

Because you cannot say facts

You don't have the ability to speak in fact language

[urban ocean]

Corporate enforcement of very specific environmental and social goals in order for a company to receive funding or "good boy social credit score" points

[slender rock]

🫧 🐟

[gilded blade]

https://tenor.com/view/say-gay-any-way-protect-lgbt-kids-protect-trans-kids-feminist-lgbt-history-gif-25088667

[velvet ruin]

Russian femboy.

[visual stirrup]

I feel like I now know how colonized people feel when people talk about how the colonial powers were a great "civilizing force"

[velvet ruin]

But can she make a grilled cheese?

[slender rock]

fuck genghis

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/grilled-cheese-sandwich-food-grilled-cheese-sandwich-day-national-grilled-cheese-day-gif-23869475

[native jungle]

Please mark spoilers for ending talk.

[uncut obsidian]

ending of your life is death

get spoilered lololol

[velvet ruin]

GUH.

[native jungle]

Too late. I have lived past death.

[velvet ruin]

A true shocker.

[gilded blade]

False, there might be a afterlife

[velvet ruin]

Anyways you aren't a real ruski femboy if you don't main bandit.

Anybody that plays bandit consistently is a fucking bottom.

[uncut obsidian]

bandit?

[velvet ruin]

Yep.

[uncut obsidian]

you mean ?

[velvet ruin]

Yep.

[slender rock]

...

[uncut obsidian]

i stopped playing gamma like 3+ months ago

[velvet ruin]

A shame.

[gilded blade]

Playing bandit is fun because you start with so little