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Kinda cringe but hes right
Almost had the same experience, shitty friends and all
What made me get through it was unironically not caring about how others viewed me
I know its not the same for everyone though
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@velvet ruin start exercising, quit drinking, find a social hobby, make new friends doing that hobby
Its not that easy
Become Roman
become romanian
I do, I tryto. I did earlier.
Yeah that's smarter to start small
I exercise extensively.
He's drunk
Good start, next would be to not drink as much
Are you ex military?
Im not drunk. Just sad.
Itll be hard but id recommend gettting rid of all alcohol in your house
Or if you decide to drink it all then to stop buying it in the future once it runs out
Try to reframe it in your mind. You will stay alive to spite them now
Have a friend come along with you to grocery shopping to remind you not to buy alcohol or something along that
Personally i got into exercise and fireaems
Mechanical stuff in general
Even cars ( despite how shit i am at mechanics )
that's just a cope to go full degen
Full caveman again
"I just hit rock bottom" bro you been digging a while
Im into both, but man I just cant be bothered.
I was born in rock bottom and I have not evolved
@velvet ruin You won't let them have what they want out of you. You will stay alive to keep them from being happy
Another thing id say is find a hobby that gets rid of anxiety or stress
certified bottom ™️
certified incomprehensible
Maybe try fixing up a car?
So no more ds3, gotcha.
Yeah id say to get rid of anything that makes you angry
Lol.
my pp get hard huffing nitrates so I'm a top by nature. Can't change it
what's wt or cs?
Titanfall makes me want to rip someones throat out
war thunder and csgo
Counter strike and war thunder
That takes a lot of effort, good job man
Ds3 is fun, soulslikes are my comforts. But I understand.
llama would know all about war thunder
what's that?
It looks like this bloke is hitting rock bottom now does it not?
Who pinged @wanton nest in here 
When I play it now im more relaxed
a war about thunder
And is that not the best time to rebound?
water thrust, cum science

what like fps?
Also stop staying up at night
@near epoch ?
it's an rpg
You can only go up from rock bottom. He'll get better
ew
When you are up at night and tired you get cranky
mission succesful
That’s what I’m saying
Gettiing a better pc soon. Ill be able to play stalker again.
it's a panzerfaust
rpg the games with the animus?
rpg the game where you thunder the war
This guy pinged Greg twice

Try like maybe biking? Or paddling on those small boats on rivers or lakes
Stalker fun.
Oh that sounds awesome
i stalked my stalker till he died
I almost started smoking but when i saw it
All i could remember was my dad basically coughing up his lungs at night
is you name 🥚 cause you trans but pre acceptance?
w h a t
I really cant do much. My hands are binded to serving.
Are you American Vin?
Glad i managed to get my dad to quit smoking
Are you deployed rn?
Not deployed.
@winged chasm he was summoning all the gregs in the server to combine there power to free him from his brainfart
Im legally american, yes.
hehe
To bad that he cant beat Josta
Shit man best of luck with your situation
Whos Josta?
Not Greg?
Do you atleast feel better now that you've talked about it
Once you get free time i suggest hiking
I hope you can continue making steps bro
Mrh.
Or walking along rivers
When i was deeeep down i used to walk along the local river
Loved it
Five more years in my own thoughts.
this you?
Got me out of the bad place i was in
no I'm not ink on a paper
Is there anyone you can deeply talk to?
All of them.
Far out
Damn
That's not true. You still have yourself
but not forgotten 
yea btw just an FYI calling someone an "egg" is a term used by transgender people to refer to people who "are transgender but dont know it yet"
As long as you still have yourself that's all you need man
just figured you should know
man got freedom of mind
I wish you hadn't told me
now I gotta change my name
fuck sake
easy to die once you vanish and your legacy goes with you
what else is funny
i mean it's good that you know now because now you wont make a very goofy but embarassing mistake in the future
The only person you need right now is yourself. Make him the happiest person, make him grow into the best version of yourself
Freed from desire
I have idea
why?
Leave it to some people to misappropriate everyday words
Egg can you call yourself greg please
GREG
you scawed of being called twance?
Gregg
what a fucking WILD video this is https://youtu.be/B1pwyCl5ymE
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Not easy.
love it
But worth it. Trust me. You need to treat yourself as if you were your best friend
stop whining and get to work then
Mm.

problem solved
Go fuck yourself.
Antiempathy
Mm.
what I miss
don't be offended baby. You not gonna be proud of shit that came easy 
Write down some goals for yourself they can be the smallest things. It will give you something to strive for in life.
or you know, just start doing pushups
That’s not how you spell Greg not egg
I will never be mistaken for trans ever again
Rename yourself to Eggy
no that sounds worse
that's the most egg thing ever
Name yourself Greggy
GREG
GREG
I'm not Gregg
Name yourself super greggy reborn
IM NOT GREG IM NOT NAMING MYSELF GREG
one g
GREGGY EGGY
you're filling out the stereotype of a trans egg to the t
ok fuck you I'm greg noe
As much as metro can be an ass he is right about the most biggest things we are proud of come from the hardest achievements in life
Greg
YES THE GREGS GROW
@dusky oyster
WE NEED MORE GREGS
Yes @dusky oyster how can I help you
@dusky oyster no worries just saying hi
Alright @dusky oyster talk later

If we combine all the @near epochs the brainfarts might be freed
I'm greg
GREG
We might defeat the neckbeard moddy
who the fuck is greg and why am I greg
we need cyber Greg
@wanton nest
Hail GREB
@supergregreborn
grg
@subtle atlas
I'm not an ass, but my ass looks like it was carved out of marble by a renaissance sculptor
STOP PINGING
Metro have you played metro
We need you
GREG
GREG
if ever there was a post that looked more like someone trying to groom someone and not look like a groomer idk what it is.
lol
Good luck bro
I'm finally peaking physically 
Good night bud
Good luck vinny we rooting for you
Rest up man and have sweet dreams
man, fuck this weird shit
METROOOO
Gregbless
I'm just out here telling y'all to work out and feel good about looking like some roided out gym rat
Fuck tren
Wait is u tellin lies cuz ur nam
That’s for people not called Greg
Your not a true greg at heart metro
👋
so anyway bringing this back because it's topical to the current conversation
I am exiled Greg
Wheres gregolith
Gregiled
@near epocholith
oh hey i know this one, it has this in it
what is dis
Welcome to the gregxiled
WE ATE MEGAN!
GREEEG
What if we convinced grok to change his name to greg
The world would stop
We are the 7 greg warlords of Brain Fart
unironically it's Gachimuchi, which is a very often memed series of homosexual porn.
Ahahahha that would be hot
Grek
GREK
I like
good morning brainfart
Thats mean
Good morning👋
Its night time mate
I'm so tempted to ping him
HUYIESDHUOIG:IHODGHJOI{SDGJHKOP}
Good morning night city
I can lift the weight of stalker gamma comuinity on one arm
Time to start drinking XXXX Summers
Heh, it's 3am on a Monday for me
Cyberpunk is just even more buggy than before with this update
Welcome to the day
Fuck that and they want me to pay $50 for a dlc
yeah?
Is the dlc out?
Cybercunts
I didnt pay $50 for dis shid
in 2 days
Yeah It’s good apparently
Huh
The update is weird it kinda nerfed teh sandy
But greg is saying the update is bad
Mod
Greg never lies
I saw a YouTube that said good he is wrong
Its just more bug for me
gross chat. embrace death
It is good
I mean, is it worth it for the dlc now?
cya
Bud fruit
can we be friends (frq)
you cool 

Do you like Greg 1 metro boomin
Can you be friends with me
Its so evil to wish death in people
why dont you like me
I could never
Me and metro go way back
pink name
What’s that cartoon called
Oh so you hate colour racist
Weird looking cartoon
demo player
Is that like some Ben ten rip off
🦁🦁🦁GO THE LIONS
FLAG LIONS
Pink Gregs own this town
the person is finding a meme
Crunkly
Back to the original conversation
Who else likes fucking and getting fucked by snorks in yantar sewers
I am a psycher
Boy do I love getting mounted by a good old snork
Starman in space
Best game
After we are the dwarves ofc
Unsweet dreams to those who wish death on others (Metro)
Metro is swag
Metro quite litterally profiled me because of my colour
Metro told to embrace death
I cannot send you frq
said KYs multiple times
We need as much support as possible
Based...
Pavlova
What is the english language
That is english
You haven’t even disabled brain scorcher
is therapy still going
yknow i think one of the best insults possible that isnt like, completely crass in language is probably "so who's this clown?" because it both is saying the person is a clown, but ALSO implies they arent even a clown that has any notoriety or reputation.
thoughts?
I think fuck you is a pretty good one
nah but the criteria here is insults that arent crass, and profanity is crass
if you want some good examples theres quite a few great ones in the show Letterkenny, though the level of crass varies wildly
obviously
I do quite like saying that I'll "shove it up your ass"
or something like that
it's hard to translate it to english
but it sounds funny in romanian
Room reveal?
a great insult from Master Shake in Aqua Teen Hunger Force is "The only reason God doesn't erase your from the face of the Earth is because you amuse him somehow."
yeah
i am afraid of this room
those insults are too complex
Dont be
are you going to eat that pig
is what I say
Yeah
spitroast?
Yeah
can i have some too
I'm gonna eat your room
Sure
nah dude there's two types of insults. short but effective ones that instantly are biting, and then there's the long winded ones that completely annihilate a person's soul.
thanks
dont do that
thank you
no porblem :))
the leviathianese
I guess
I just don't really listen to the really long ones
cause I can't listen
cause I have the attention span of a wooden plank
insults from shakespeare's plays are pretty tight
Hi vlad Hi geg
“I am sick when I do look on thee"
Sth similar was in RDR2: "You are a living proof that God has a weird sense of humour"
Hi Menace Hi Jaboopy
Hiii
hi catboy
i think that quote very accurately describes every. single. fucking. person. in this chat.
I'm @rugged bolt
what if pedestrians are addicted to getting runover and i'm just a victim?
So true...
earliest record of saying "i fucked your mom" in literature
thats a classic i rate it
Whos watching the Brownlow?
i'm still exiled
🥲
Call upon greg he will save you
Hello
I got myself a book
You wonder what book? I'm glad you asked
Chinese mythology from 1981
I'm currently competely addicted to how it smells
have you attempted asking
schizophrenia
man is speaking to the 1s and 0s of this discord channeo
let him conversr
my hands are dying
speaking to the grey background of the chatbox
I think your meds are more sane than you honestly
Meds don't have sanity dummy
busy
egg
I thought egg is what chicken hatch
and j don't feel like getting someone riled up over it
complicated times to live in
real
busy, you spelt your name wrong
hello noble moderator. i am sorry for my past transgressions. i promise to never be silly again. could it be possible for me to be unexiled at some point? thanks
it was a situational jab at maja's complete and utter inability to write any word without typos
not readin alla that essay
pls unexile ?
forgive and forget
idk who exiled you
i have no idea
pinky promise?
pinky promise !!
bet, you're free
HAHAHA
I told you it would work
Now go, post memes in newbies chat
@hidden hearth any crime from this point will result in public execution
thats what got me exiled
i accept these terms
i am but a cat with poorly drawn ms paint sunglasses
and i have used all but one of my nine lives
Well it wasn't funny enough then
i asked how to __ with snorks while playing as freedom and got punished
I'm gonna keep that
remember, kids: mods won't punish your for racist memes if they get 10 kekw reacts
real fact: 50 kekws under your post will get you a mod role

lolwhat
give me kekw to mod me
time to ping evеrryone guys

it is
but it's also 🥚
no balls
the government has taken madi's balls
Ball-less speedeun wr by mwadi
they drafted madi's balls fr fr
ON GOD}
His balls have gone to fight in iraq
band for band lets go
I’d make a cancer joke but those are pretty dead at this point
Im only a brainfart exile because they profiled me in this chat
we are almost there
I will call Wagner to kekw you
Gave the 10th.
10kekw letsgoooo
Teleport
GUYS CAN I BE MOd
nuh uh
what if i asked nicely
No, go get 10KEKWs first.
BBG FOR MOD
Tf iis a kekw

stone this man to death rn
stone this man twice
I am out of the map in brazil
reddit assemble!!! heckin chonk keanu 100!!!
link to vote for BBG FOR MOD MAKING BRAINFART FART AGAIN
Wdym? That’s just Rio de Janeiro
real
average braindart exile
If you want to alert the horde, shoot a football
Can't stomach fleshes?
Yeah
I'm gonna make it to the top of this fucking mountain
They got them internal muscles, though.
Psuedodogs just got tireing, i needed a snork
Squeeze real tight.
ryan gosling horse
Vlad we are friends now, you my homie bless up
just 37 kekws left
i can make it
Legit wtf is a kekw
you just have to believe
Thanks broseph brostar
does anyone have this gif but its multiple spinning sharks
pogchamp
shouldn't ya'll be in the kindergarden by this hour?
its 10pm my kindy starts at 8:30
Yeah mine starts at 7:30
does anyone hit the slaps?
Hi Delight Hi llama
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Sk...sk...sk...skom! i uh i, i i i didnt mean it ... skom please dont hurt me!
Grok is awesome he was helping noobs out before
and he gave the mods a 0.45c pay rise
@wanton nest (youarelookingatashrek) has been muted for 1 day for reason: The casual N word drop, don't worry we still see it and you can't hide. Next time it's a straight ban btw
greggy did a naughty
Skom what you think of Bosnians
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It was a big help for John by Arthur, as it kinda motivated John while building the house. Arthur really did a good job this time. #Rdr2
Grok building us the awesome mod pack
Grok eating a yummy dinner , cuz he did tonight
i hope that was the right Greg
and to expand upon this, "They don't think it be like it is, but it do." -Oscar Gamble, New York Yankees Outfielder and Designated Hitter circa 1976.
The right greg in the wrong place makes all the difference
Cyberpsychosis
name checks out.
Greg racial profiling by Skom
keep yourself safe
Skom is my bro , we go way back. we where at a club one time and some dude was hitting on the girl i was talking to Skom knocked him down in a bout 2.3 seconds and then said , buzz off dude. I went to look at the guys forehead and it had "U just got banned" imprinted on his skull, i turned around and saw Skom slowly putting brass knuckles into his coat. it was pretty effen awesome
10/10 video
Not funny
Greg fight 
Pavlo are you turkish by any change
I wanna go home
chance
I wannna go homeeeeee
powerfish says blokes on blokes
HOW DA DOG ADOIGN
Okay ill ask how’s the dog doing how are you Vlad
Ya dog x
you scurvy cur
You scurvy
arrr away with thee
fucks that mean?
Shut up super smegma
NHS teethcare certified scurvy cur
Can confirm

The nhs is fucked atm man
never been to a dentist in my life honestly
except once when i had to pull my teeth out as a 6 year old
ive never been to the doctor , only my austism specialist
My dentist is a 6ft Slovak woman 
my dentist is a 5ft chinese lady
i get free treatment
My dentist is @solar obsidian
Only time I had to go is when I had one of the teeth pulled out
Same 
all the dentist prawn running in my head at once
delight standing in the corner with pair of rusty pliers smiling menacingly
london man how you doin
rises from the ground
@solar obsidian is a homie i had to get a breast reduction one time and i didnt have enough to pay for it but i fell asleep and then i woke up and noticed my breasts where smaller , i said yipeeee then looked to the bed next to me where Delight had size F cup jugs, I was forever greatful 😭
Can’t complain mate
Hehehe monke using tools
which movie
dont call me that
nice same
Ok smegma the bandit
Hello meow
worst thing to ever touch grass
nuh Monolith and japanese goblin Mashu
For real
monolith movie?
I don’t touch grass I raze it to the ground 
ZA MONOLIT????

Whats so skull
what the hell is an INFP-T
BoredApe search it up
Died from the coolness of the story
the uhm, those types of personality
mine is 100% that chungus
basically astrology lite
Im so sillypilled im literally redacted
Videos of me
😭😭😭
These memes fucking SUCK
Hi Hydro Hi Meowmachine
Pages of shit gifs REEEEEEE
cakers gonna cake
brainfart manufacturing plant
God this chat is horrible when the highly regarded get on
Define highly regarded
YOU
fucking cringe
Meow jumpscare?!?!
Mate you suck on your dads smegma when you ask for cheese

He’s mad.
He’s angry.
His posts are shit and when someone points it out he gets offended
How are you
Delight did you read our story i mentioned
@stone blade you when factory yes?
Mate I said not 5 mins ago that the point is they are shit
whatever helps you sleep at night tho bud x
“The point is that they’re shit” doesn’t excuse them being shit.
It just makes it more inexcusable.
It’s okay you are Brainfarts little pogchamp x

pjdkosfhtgr]
Jesus I haven’t used that word for years
who up pushing they boulder
Me
I’m currently pushing the boundaries of the law in the British empire
yes and i got stage 4 cringe
I found greg in my yard again
Kill, skin, and eat him
friend or food
did you pick a fight with greg's mum
Food
i try catch him but hes not friendly
Yeah I’d run from you too, you ugly fuck
YES

i'd be brapping for days
I’d be cooking my chicken just from the heat of farts
I hope you wake up in the wrong side of the bed
thats not you
when do you stop catfishing
What is stalker Gamma ive never played
fishing cats like you on discord

Unlike you I’m in a relationship 
doesn't stop you
Keep getting cat fished on discord Vlad
It does 
i can't believe you not committing adultery

Also that reminds me
Mrs was on me phone before and was looking at this chat
She said you was funny

finding ways to compliment me already you poof
Not really a compliment to be fair
It’s just my make a wish
I got to be nice to ya pal x
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funny as fuck
going to sleep is awesome when you capture a femboy from the trenches
I dont know who needs to hear this but ||pee pee poo poo||
No, I don't have any change

If only they spent money on servers I'd be heisting by now
not to mention the terrible levelling system in the game
always online play so u cant singleplayer
people who bought the game are sitting behind a "connecting" screen
now its matchmaking error

- George Bush
(in game ofc)
hi
Also the levelling system is tied to ACHIEVEMENTS
hi there
I have to complete achievements to level up
doesnt using sam work
completing heists barely give anything once you've done it once or twice
who
what game
ok ;c
pd3
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