#🎪bruh-fart
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Ivan had his first period
such an important moment in your life
Hahahaha
my dyed hair always does that shi
Todey is furiday in Carifornia
shoot 
that or Cleveland, Ohio take your pick
what's the difference between those two fictional places
In cleveland people walk around with cleaver to kill you and send your organs to CIA
It's cleaveland
and cali?
I will cum in a taco
I see
what is it with dudebros and driving like absolute wankers?
almost forced off the road when they tried overtaking me on a curve where they could not see oncoming traffic
@winged phoenix
you get fent in your coffee
further north you get more hipster, country lite people
except Humboldt county, that's a stoner hippy place
alright
I choose stoner hippy place
fuck people trying to dismember me, fuck hard drugs and especially fuck hipsters
funny stoner people it is baby
what's merlot
A shitty wine
Central CA is wine vinyards, farms and Agri
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hmm yes
l
hugging a bird doesn't count
literally me
yeah north of that forsaken place is definitely the way to go
Oh my god finally some normal looking food
@narrow lotus
How sad do these potatoes look bruh
this time thankfully
huh, that looks delicious for once, you even used some herbs
(I hope it's not just teflon flakes)
Thay cyanide typa shit

Need a prop 65 warning
bro stfu
fuck you
was it good meow
yessss
seems ur alive so thats a good sign
true
european way: prohibit the use of carcinogenic substances in food, restrict their usage anywhere it may contaminate the food and/or environment and endanger people (oppressive, liberal, lame)
american way: inform the populace they're eating refined uranium (based, freedom of choice, supporting the industry)
the american food industry and it's consequences
french are just northern italians
Don’t blame the bait
Blame the fish
weren't meow the one to give falco nitro tho
she simpin!!!
MODERATORS
I blame the french
for all and everything
Based
where steak
she ate it
damn
ut?
steam it's remove unless you had bought it
GOG is gone
and even the site for abandonedware its gone
I had to go on archive.org to find this
Peek a boo
horrors beyond human comprehension
it's old arma
before they they were arma
Alright who wants to play some old school battleship? no?
mmm
old games
still play alpha centauri every now and then
would be nice if i could play sid meier's american civil war collection again (Gettysburg and Antietam)
One man has made it so that posting suggestive trees is now a trend here
based smac enjoyer
drowning in trussy
lol
Lorax be doing more to the trussy than speaking
i found a gem

this was the bomb
yes
i remember downloading it when i was like 10 cause i wanted free gta 
on the fams kitchen pc right?
yes
best times
that machine survived multiple viruses malwares and god knows what i was downloading on it 
it still works powerfully to this day
and i still use it
was that minecraft guy doing Jon Arbuckle's dance
actually yeah
i didnt notice that
real
One of the greatest YouTube channels ever

Why do they have this
Maybe my mind has been poisioned by the gutter but jfc all the actor does his do split stands
wtf is rule 34?
Where is the porn of the anime-faced bus then?
wait no, now that I think about it some people fuck their cars
i was about to say. have you not heard about the whole thing with people who fuck cars?
like, gonna have to try harder to think of something people havent R34'd
Dragons fucking cars thread
a good option for "maybe they havent made porn of this yet" is immaterial or otherwise non-physical concepts, but even then it's not a surefire thing because like, they've done that with at least a few i can think of.
NSFW artists are among the strangest and most unhinged people that can actually function in society i swear to god.
Like extreme fetish artists make bank too (Pyrocynical comissions moment)
But at what cost
Me too though
Usually like 400-500$ per com
I don't think it's the cost clownie implied
Its the one he gets
Ohhhhh maaan what the heeel
Aw fuxk nvm
It’s not
what would that say about the people who request the commissions
good question!
next question.
yeah
yes. when i used to be on a prescription of abilify and concerta that level of hunger was every second of every single day.
sounds rough
hmm drywall
there's a reason i was like, 257 pounds at the start of this year, and then when i stopped the meds in late january i started shedding pounds FAST, and now am down to 208 last time i checked a month ago.
4kg of baked ham at 3PM
Doritos
It is
Dumb wanker
Tarkov X Fortnite meets batman
Reminds me when the female lombax from the latest R&C game was revealed, the artists drew porn of her within the hour after her reveal
Good morning brainfart
good evening
and afternoon
and goodnight

lol


banned
hello fellow xenophages
why purge the xeno when you can just simply eat them?
haha
eh
If the chicken doesn't look like the surface of a snickers bar then I've been conned
that'd be too far
MARS BAR COCK VEIN
How much per pound
I need my GMO steroid 1% fat cock meat
Zamn!
Not bad, not good for my area
How’s it goin?
blame soccer
and american football
for fucking mixing shit up
I feel such unbearable anger at seeing the absolute lack of nuggies in that bag.
FIVE. Count em. FIVE. Nuggets.
Death.
I know
It's like they expect you to eat the heat coin as a sider
Even though they say not to
it should be filled up to the max
♻️

♻️
And yeah, that too. What a waste of a good bag. Not even a quarter filled.

I wouldn't even care that the nuggets are the sort of quality you get from a chicken that's been roadkilled and rotted for several weeks, put more fucking nuggets in that bag.
This gopher would probably provide more chicken nuggets than what's in that bag.
Who even are you
Not you fucko
Bugposting
Quality bug snacks
nice n crunchy
Eat your bugs
Blur posting mid as fuck memes today.
Step your game up
Spiritual Pessimist
Spiritual Nihilist
Spiritual half-glass-fullist
Carpeted Kitchen.
Carpeted bathroom
Mint Choc is a banger, Liberal Tears is funny, Liberal Tears Mint Choc, funny banger
this is the most gen alpha image ever
i've seen weirder crossovers.
gen alpha is like 13 now 

why are they posting boykisser instead of pedobear like we used to
the world just isn't the same for a 2001-born like me
It hasn’t been the same ever since they shot the gorilla
big H up in heaven sitting with big G
the gorilla incident was like the catalyst for our timeline's mandela effect
I was beginning to worry for a second
True, everything went downhill the moment he died
the first song is actually a banger why do they have to ruin it
you are a repeat offender of grossing me tf out
Oh hey, a Bosnian roomba
didnt you post engorged ticks earlier with the same caption lmao
Tf is a hita
it looks sad
yes its suffering
The pumpkin's Cavern
that's Nikocado Avocado innit?
Yes
Certain images just get engrained in your mind
yes, especially after it gets spammed in a server
Before AI art there were all these minimialist images of a certain caricature of a religious individual, rubbing his hands together behind a metal post.
Same deal there
shut it down
Or, a four-page comic of a man searching for his wife after she experienced stillbirth
I fucking love AI art sometimes
When it's not being used for bullshit
It's being used for masterpieces like this

Me when I spread misinformation on the Internet
did you generate this
i just want to know if it was you that had to watch that original image process or some other poor soul
40 minutes watching the AI load the original image through its algorithms
torture
I think most of us has been scarred 

I genuinely feel sorry for his partner, bro gets pink eye from sex 
what the struggle for internet fame and relevance does to a fella
alive unfortunately
almost ran off the road by some dudebros in an oversized SUV
Where are you from again
middle of nowhere midwest
it is easy
it's the retards from the cities that think they can drive however because "muh open roads in countryside"
As long as he cooks it well, i don't think anything will hapen
good mourning dickfart
It's 10pm what do you mean "morning"?
yes the world revolves around amerika
who needs ai covers anyway https://youtu.be/o0ZxhK3IyXg?si=EbQZhnTUJo_NGr0f
Hey guys! Get the full song from Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/moonicproductions
Listen to the full song here:
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/otu1/jump-the-fk-up
This is what 'Baby One More Time' by Britney Spears would sound like if Rammstein wrote it. Enjoy the mashup!
If you're in need of music production (songwriting, instrument & v...
Somebody PayPal me 7000$
Somebudy PayPal me $6999
5 am here 
Viewing this image is a parole violation
Canted ironsights be like
im fixing to dub this. voice message incoming
THE CERN FUNCTION DEMONSTRATION MEME LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm late but at least I had fun making this MrBeast YTPMV
Source: Squid Game vs. MrBeast - Rap Battle! - ft. Cam Steady & Mike Choe
My greenscreens and 3D assets: https://www.patreon.com/RazQ
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/RazQ
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RazQ35
But i've committed no crimes in the first place. Ha haaaa.
sputter gun
the lack of self awareness

being a w*man is a pretty good reason
how to end up ND-ing into yourself 101
also known as "range theatrics class"
Is my time out done yet?
I wont say any more funny jokes i swear
Ill be as boring as possible
this mf getting exiled from brainfart

What did you do
I aksed how do i mate with a snork
did you know brainfart is the designated mutant sex channel
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HAHAHAHAHA really?
No
Is this the freedom clan channel?
No
come on
But it's where you are sent if you do those jokes
Ohh true ok
don't make me exile you again if you keep thinking about that
I wont

Wait so i can say funny jokes in this chat but not the other ones?
depends on the joke
Or no funny business at all

chop yourself
Oh no the full time discord mods exiled me
SAVE ME
It’s cos I told the cunt rb26 is shit ahahahah
This is the funny business chat but keep tomfoolery to a minimum
He punished me🥺
good
p!exile
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Good morning
Skill issue
P!cat
not our problem either that you're exiled 
the solution is simple
How will I ever recover 😦
science cant even answer that
it is very simple
My whole life is over I’ve been exiled on the gamma discord server :((((
it is simply
@hot snowcited to see you
die
Can we make meth jokes or is that not allowed?
Welcome newcomer
fuk arond and fin out
If I compliment you and feed your ego can I be released
thats the same
yes but not
Are they the kings of this mighty realm
Yeah I do love Grok

I would never hurt his feelings he’s a great bloke
Nah I like this place
You guys are way more interesting
and braindead
I get a cool light pink name now💁♂️
I feel so punished oh noooo
you will fit in great once you stop capitalising the first letter of your sentence
that is the first step
Can you still use the support channels while in braindead?
Dunno
I was exiled once cause I asked
but I don't rember
Are youa not exiled aswell?
yea
All my homies only communicate with images and gifs cos we be kissin snorks
br
ultimate weapon
It wasn’t a brain fart it was on purpose
nah dude you got the wrong idea, launching a giant payload of cum at the enemy from your rocket launcher isnt for physical damage, it's psychological warfare.
What if they’re into it
all of brainfart is psychological warfare
you shoe this chat to a sane person and their head explodes
It’s beautiful
i was trying to spread the good word to newbie chat last night
Instead I get cancelled
that happens
Can someone tell grok to add 100 rads bar song to the 100 rads bar
you'd be surprised to hear that civil and inteligent discussion is somehow possible in this environment
I think that would be really good
I usually don't do that though
I think it’s possible
Everyone in here is a fed but me
Thats how it works
Farty did you try ___ that snork aswell
M trey’s b
Lil goober
I am not allowed to say i did but hypothetically i may have done that while playing as freedom
Why would you play as freedom. That’s like totally bad
It would have been an accident if I hypothetically did tho
I wanted some weed for free
But they scammed me
thats what a fed would say
Not my fault I find snorks attractive
So I executed them
Don’t hate this player cos he’s into some snork ass
We’ve all got our quirks just like that discord mod who likes rb26 for some reason
The Barra shits on rb26. Superior inline 6
Hey I prefer snork sexual
i prefer you to be dead
lmao ikr?! What fed!
I want to meet another exiled cunt
@heavy halo
i mean if they're into it then i guess you did them a favor or something
Just like uncle Greg
yea you just signed your death certificate, bud. prepare for an aneurism
im sorry it came to this.
"It came"
I’ll just turn off my iPhone it’s alright
IPhone! Gross
Its an iPhone 4s mate
Imagine not using an android
I use an Xbox
You play gamma on andriod?
Yeah
I use Netflix on the wii
I dont have that update
@grok save me brotha I love your game it’s mint
You did it wrong let me show you how to ping
@dusky oyster
Hello brainfart
Hi salty nice to meet you
hi there
Hewwo
Ahahahhaa Americans
Do your cops not have guns?
Alright someone let me know when grok realises they unfairly exiled his mate friggin bibby
And I’ll return to my lessons
Guys get in titanfall quick
Yeah our cops have rpgs
Only Bri'ish cops have no gons
hi kemek
Titanfall 1?
Hewwo
Not 2
Well you pay taxes for them so reach for their baton instead!
say hello like a normal person
No titanfall 2
Cause you legally own them
Multiplayers back
So why do you blokes talk in this poor man’s infidel sad lonely chat for exiled pieces of shit
I don't own titanfall 2 
NEERDDDD
It's on sale?
you back from duty?
Its always on sale
@wanton nest
handgrenade went missing so we all in isolation till it's found, it's been 14 hours
Love me the kraber
classic
Sorry!! I stole it
Mastiff goes hard
Krabee for the win
the grenade is tied to a string outside the commanding officer's office door
Titanfall is 30 bucks on steam

I got a glock in my rari
17 shots no .38
Where are yall getting it for 3 dollars
Australia cunts!
Sale
Our steam is better
Like even few weeks it goes on sale
Fetty josh
I kinda wanna make a IRL Car or a IRL kraber
Facken yeah nah cunt
Irl archer

Car users are superior
i wanna make a irl plastic explosive
I can call my Syrian mate
They suck
He lives in Collingwood
Please do
Does anyone own this guitar?
You cunts like my cat?
Yeah you have a nice pussy
Can i get that guitar in stalker?
real men use AI guided artillery loaded by some poor 18y/o
Me and who
Check my pussy out
Gregs
That is a nice cunt
Larpjng in the bedroom
I air fried myself
She's a cute little pussy ey?
Friend or food?
Should have gotten it when i was a youngen
Fooood
Greg has arrived!
The 1st thing I djd
GREG
GREG
Fucking love Greg
Wrf
GREG
Wtf is going on
We love you greg
I’m trying to summon all the Greg’s
hey @greg
To revolt against the mod who exiled me
They didn't want a picture taken
Why are you everwhere i go
☕
Another day goes byyyy
Ayyyy what's up ledy
I ate him
Stoics👍👌👌
He's literally me
Snorks fuck bo
Fent carts?
my dad saw my screen just when you posted it
and now he's convinced I'm talking to a bunch of geh pedophiles
No Vlads daddy please don’t
I'm calling meowmix
what is that thing
Or whatever they're name was
My dog greg
It looks stupid
GREG
@ancient gorge
Nothing between the eys of that cat
@myass
Why does Arthur have to die
idk he's even more convinced that I'm being groomed into homosexuality in the internet because I don't have a girlfriend but they're the same person who tease me about them
@stone kettlegammergodgreg
I wanna die
SPOILER

Just go talk to women, simple
Megans a bug
Play some red dead redemption 2
Women run away when they see me
I hate Megan
I'm a vortigaunt
Chase them, make them talk to you
madirex pipeline
What’s a vortex gunt
Halflife>Stalker
next day I'm paying for bail
It's a subset of incel
Have a pint with the lads ey
FIND A HOT CHICK ADN TELL HER SHE AINT NOTHIN BITCH CUZ THE BANDITS GONNA GETCHA!
Snork wanna fight?
No im small
Why don’t you guys live in Australia
I wish
Cum teleport
WOAH
I DIDNT MEAN TO SNED|\
Hey*
DONT TURN ME ON LIKE THAT
What was thT
I was gonna send my gagaball compilation im actually sorry
Hey can you resend that one gif
can we cool it with the homosexuality
His dad will hit him
I am genuienly a homosexual
Never took a fatter L in my life. My crush and that entire friend group has been stringing me along for months. Thinking of ways to get me to kill myself. I dont even have people to go to, they were it.
Make sure vlad's dad sees that gif you sent earlier
They’re playing clash Royale local
being sent to a psychiatrist for homosexuality
Dam man.
Have you tried watching broke back mountain with him?
ayo
Never took such an honest L. This sucks.
That's genuinely fucked up
What the fuck cunt
bye Felicia
Months man.
Those cunts are fucked
Fucking months.
Your cum won't last
whats wrong
cease.
Watching arthur with a cock in my ass
Have you cut them out of your life yet
I started drinking because of them.
Fuck people they’re such cunt
eating ass masterclass
i thought it was funny im autistic i dont pick up on social ques
Rule number 1: Don't catch feelings for anyone on the Internet.
Rule 2: Profit.
Guess so.
I-I think I'm in love with you 
Wsnt like that. Met them.
MEMEMEMEMEM
Metro, you couldn't handle me.

Who else likes Eli Thompson
Watch the alcohol m8. Don't get addicted now
Megain does
he'll fix you
Its more than some internet shit. I knew them.
Can't fix Doom Guy.
Why have i been exiled to brain fart when just talking in brainfart i havent done anything outside of it. this is profiling
Listen
It’s alright mate the exiles have your back
Fuck those cunts
Doxx em
Quit drinking, go hit the gym. You will recover
Fuck em in the ass
a-and me?
I'm about to put gurren lagann on for a group of 25-35 y/o men. Enjoy life as long as you can
ATTACK THEM
Im a grown man, Im.
Add them to this chat
Be the chad you were born to be
Ugh.
Let’s all get them
KILL THEM NOW!!!
ye
Cheers mods love you
I’ll call a fuckin gross shit cunt
Bro vinny those guys are fucked up
Dont, contact them.
You will move past this. You will find new people that won't treat you like shit
Guys not cool guys
Dont make it worse. My only request.
Find out where they work or if they go to school find that out
Send the messages
Get them kicked out or fired
ez
Hi weeb man how are you
bout to watch some kick ass robots
Wtf would you make someone try off themselves
Start a harassment campaign for our homie
Their parents are just as bad. Domestic abuse, physical.
Cunts can’t get away with it
Brain farters stick together
That looks like kick ass robot alright 
Makes sense
I know some cunt gonna make fun of the anime and we gonna beat him with soap bars in socks 
They just.
We stick cause we are covered in sweat and shit
This is the only channel ive been speaking in for the past gew months
Idk man, this shit sucjs.
External factors don’t justify psychologically fucking with someone for months
I got exiled for speaking here
Don't justify it, they are horrible people
Cunts deserve to get fucked
Find Jesus he loves you
Three bottles of whiskeye bottles of whiskey left.
He loves you all
You can bounce back bud. Hit the gym and stop drinking
Don't drink for a while
Itll make you irrational
Prone to mistakes
Its hard not to.
Ive been doing it every day, for weeks now.
Find a hobby that can keep your mind off it
Idk man, its hard.
Time to get your life back in shape man, self improvement starts off with small things
Easy, just replace alcohol with coffee 
But go easy on yourself
Find a fun hobby, make new not shifty friends doing said hobby





