🎪bruh-fart

[slender rock]

I found a dead one in swamps

👀

[austere shadow]

They do be rare at times

[sage otter]

The remaning 97% cats are waiting for me behind the red forest wall, aren't they

[pale ingot]

i saw that much

but like what happened over the course of today

[austere shadow]

That, I don't know, they probably resolved the misunderstanding in private

[pale ingot]

checking a bit more, i think skom decided to just give it back to him after 1 day. they're probably changing the rules and changing role permissions relating to roles that can mute/unmute that arent mods+

delight on that thin ice

[slender rock]

zombie face

or caveman bob

[ruby minnow]

who up wonking their willy rn

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1080234645683195995/F418781B-5881-4CDD-837F-92ED20A647E4.gif

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750151136358564010/1155221174490513600/307dd88817d1cd10c03b2e689dadaee4.mp4

[sage otter]

That's a war crime

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-stare-sesame-street-rocco-death-stare-gif-24438342

[eager igloo]

I was actually programming that shit

It literally is, just applied more times and with bigger delay

[slender rock]

GIVE THE KITT THE FOOD OR I'll TURN YOU INTO A BEEF WELLINGTON

[slender rock]

EARRAPE FUCK!

[heavy peak]

Ah yes
Warning
Its loud

[slender rock]

MUCH THANK ears bleeding

[odd sail]

reminds me of life of boris videos

[slender rock]

boris didn't earrape

[ruby minnow]

at school i think i'm not that smart of a person

but then i look at twitter and think of myself as a genius

[odd sail]

i downloaded his videos and played it at 200% on vlc

[slender rock]

but why?

[odd sail]

why wouldnt you

[slender rock]

I'm not a fuckwit?

[solar obsidian]

kind of a very low standard

[slender rock]

Syno, have you seen the IP2 community of IRL streamers

twitter is childs play compared to IP2

I don't think I am allowed to link it here

it's pretty uhhh bad

@quartz ridge

xD

[ruby minnow]

yeah

twitter makes me think that %90 of internet are trolls

because there is no way that opinions here are actual opinions from people

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge

hmm

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574990225906991124/1155211427880128603/pizza.mp4

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625069135114370/1154785602609352814/y2mate.com_-_Everyday_I_wake_up_lonely_as_a_man_without_love_shorts_memes_480p.mp4.mp4

[ruby minnow]

but i can do cocaine and traffic woman all i want

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/realistic-cat-smurf-meme-funny-gif-5895795080802392404

[wide basin]

https://twitter.com/daily_sisyphus/status/1705022531495682469

daily sisyphus (@daily_sisyphus)

one must imagine sisyphus having masterful dandori

Likes

6883

Retweets

1096

Twitter · Sep 22, 2023, 12:53 AM

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735095374880178247/1155096313143234630/F6tB_UUa4AAwS-v.jpg?width=843&height=536

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059469494101229629/1155236690999386222/IMG_0106.png

[stone blade]

hi

[stone blade]

She doesnt know

[south granite]

FUCK YOU

[pale dove]

MAHAHAHAHAHAAA

got em'

[south granite]

how the fuck do you make videos disappear from existence

[weak jackal]

One of my followers. The I E is added to cuteify it

[odd sail]

goofy webm

[livid pond]

https://imgur.com/a/jyECl0B

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/chatting-bean-twitch-gif-22634143

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjGMjv1Gv94

this channel here

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sniff-gif-26264120

[sage otter]

That's even better

[quartz ridge]

Rather unfortunate

I was at folsom

The river

Right next to the damn

Oh lawdd

[stone blade]

Bro why dont doctors fix the broken rib with photoshpp

[quartz ridge]

Honestly

[stone blade]

ye

[ruby minnow]

these days people are weak

soft

back in my day we would be shot in head and walk it off

[quartz ridge]

Syno you are like

19 at most

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[quartz ridge]

Outta here with that back in my day

[gilded blade]

Syno is younger than me?

[ruby minnow]

i'm 18

[feral kiln]

back in my day we watched 9/11 on live TV

can't even do liveleak anymore

liberal sissies

[stone blade]

out here 21

Actually ancient

[ruby minnow]

bro you're so fucking old

go take your pills grandpa

[odd sail]

when did you turn 21

[ruby minnow]

clearly made by Bethesda

[toxic sundial]

He has really clean teeth

[languid rapids]

🅱️ruh

[stone blade]

7th of September

[fierce jay]

Do you remember

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888516333568925716/1155234564898304070/CHAVES_PERDIDO_-JOGANDO_FUTEBOL.mp4

[young rivet]

We've all been there.

[fierce jay]

This looks like something from the interdimensional cable

[plucky void]

BRASIL CARALHO

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953964264400515092/1155155187049168956/unity.mp4

[plucky void]

opening a gift box from one of his own employees*

[upper axle]

at least the first half of this video was just a fucking Tekken combo, and you cant change my mind on that.

[timber mango]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-that-thats-friday-friday-cat-cat-friday-gif-24004766

[glad carbon]

is this the og

[livid pond]

no

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1154897262372200488/378393515_863053392007206_910987922125982299_n.png

idk man a 288 dinner with no tip is fucked

[livid pond]

not getting a living wage and having to rely on tips is fucked

[ruby minnow]

American mind cannot comperehend being angry at your boss for paying you low wage

instead they get angry at the customer

[maiden flower]

N E O L I B E R A L I S M

[proud gorge]

Banana

[ruby minnow]

real

[celest yew]

The world would be a better place if all the superpowers didn't exist.

Let's ignore the obvious lack of industrial power we'd have and the eventual collapse of society but it would be nice otherwise :)

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[pastel quartz]

i think thats a pretty common american issue

idk

My reflection (temporarily)

Tru tru

[pastel quartz]

Byeee :3

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSWrcdeX6iM

[toxic sundial]

Go check your laundry chat

[grizzled meadow]

Explain the joke

[tulip ravine]

Hello all

[worn trellis]

Bards in dnd are super strong in rp scenarios, combat is dependent on the team.
The funniest dnd class right now is paladin, face-checking every single trap never gets old.

[upper axle]

the issue isnt the fact they didnt tip, the issue is the fact that the people employing catering workers have spent decades establishing a status quo where it is socially accepted that service staff are paid a wage that is so abysmally low that it's actually under the area's minimum wage, but an exception is made because they are allowed to factor in the presence of tips/gratuity, meaning that the staff are conditioned to blame the customer for being a "bad customer" and not spending extra money to ensure the staff are able to literally have enough money to survive, instead of the business that is literally there to give a job that pay the staff a fair wage for the profit they bring the owner being blamed for not fucking paying enough

[stone shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgswU9w8p04

[glad carbon]

I ain't reading allat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495321854203002901/1155253492831748217/Ins327081281_3bd4db93d6b9428698431eae355d7126_40602904_322672020283736_520281385465061956_n.mp4

[upper axle]

TLDR: europeans dont tip because it's seen over there as a reward for excellent service, its not socially required because service workers actually get paid there.

[stone shoal]

Tip culture is retarded

just get paid for doing your job lmao

[upper axle]

in america, service workers are regularly paid under the minimum wage of the area they're in because they are legally able to factor tips in as part of pay for some fucking reason.

[stone shoal]

Is it STILL a thing over in the US that people are basically ONLY PAID with tips?

[upper axle]

it's entirely fucked

[upper axle]

yea basically.

[stone shoal]

Yeah

Yep

Collapse America Now

Commit several non-violent acts of corporate and governmental espionage against the United States solely because I didn't recieve a tip one too many times

[upper axle]

no, specifically i want service workers to be able to support themselves without needing to work themselves half to death and be worried about recieving tips all the time. it's fucking horrifically soul sucking, i've been there.

[stone shoal]

I was being hyperbolic but yeah that works too

[worn trellis]

Yeah lmao, over here in europe wages for restaurant workers aren't dependent on tips, it's actually considered weird in many places, even leaving change behind.

[stone shoal]

😵‍💫

o oi aou ao u i ie o eei i ie o io e e ee o io i ui ee i a i a ee i a a o e ae ae u ao u u ii oe aio ueea o iie a e oo i ie i a i ai e ae e e ueea u aa i i i i i i i ae ea i i i i ui ooe a a a a i ai a a i u i ooe a ei i i o e aoau ee a i o ei oe ie eeu ae ea aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[upper axle]

like, i will grant that the soul sucking isnt to the point of stuff like Black Companies in Japan who LITERALLY work their employees TO DEATH, with workdays being forced on them that are often, according to a firsthand account i listened to from someone who worked at one, "i went in on the first train of the day (5am ish) and i didnt go home until the last train most days (last train is about 2 am in japan)"

[upper axle]

those companies literally are working people to death, and it's not just the work that's bad either. it's a horrifically toxic workplace to boot, genuinely abusive.

[stone shoal]

Damn, didn't no Japan was working on becoming China 2

I have a deeply intricate political theory

that time = bad

Time = everyone gets the idea = everyone gets tired of the idea = everyone fights, corrupts, or manipulates the idea for their own idea = bad

[worn trellis]

They have a ton of issues, japan is a cool place to be a tourist in, pretty horrible to live in, it's actually quite sad at times.

[stone shoal]

I could have just said a philosophical theory because lets be honest it's really a universal application

[upper axle]

japan's corporate work culture i'd honestly say makes america's corporate work culture look fun. there's exceptions, obviously, for instance i've heard the company behind Hololive (that big vtuber talent agency), Cover Corp. is actually a genuinely wonderful place to work, and the work culture and atmosphere is great, but that's honestly the exception and not the norm.

[stone shoal]

government, corporations, EVE Online, Tarkov, etc.

[stone shoal]

I don't expect much when the most I've heard of Japan Work Culture is horror stories about how producing anime drains the life force out of those that work on it.

Like wow

Cartoons

Completely murdering the people who produce them inside and out spiritually and physically

[sage otter]

Doesn't matter if it's cartoons lol the point is that it generates profits

[stone shoal]

My point with the cartoons thing was specifically that it's (relatively) easy work. But they make it a living hell because DEADLINES DEADLINES DEADLIENS DEADLIENS DEADLINES

[upper axle]

working for a corporation in Japan i've heard equated to playing russian roulette. it's a complete roll of the dice if you'll be in a decent or even great work environment where you are pretty good overall, or if you'll be stuck in a black company and worked to literal death.

[worn trellis]

For example the seiza pose, it's one of the most uncomfortable poses that you could sit in, it intentionally cuts off blood flow to your feet in order to prevent you from rising up against your superiors if they ever decide to try something funny, it's seen as a means to show "Respect" but in all actuality, it's meant to put you in a really vulnerable position, as a means to reinforce your superiors ego.
Very little has changed

I was writing this one for a while

[stone shoal]

Are you talking about that meme pose

Jack'o Pose or something I think it's called?

[worn trellis]

No, the one where you sit on your ankles

[upper axle]

the seiza pose is that sitting on your knees thing you see japanese people do. it's their "polite" way of sitting

it's rooted in the days of the samurai

[worn trellis]

it has a bit more meaning behind it, the reason it exists is very very petty.

[upper axle]

im actually about to touch on that.

i was typing it out

[worn trellis]

yeah it showcases obedience to whoever you are sitting across, sitting in that position tells your superior that you are a bottom.

The ruling class from back then decided to make it standards in order to showcase their power over the people under them

[upper axle]

@stone shoal if you look at how nobility sat in that period, they sat cross legged, while their subordinates were made to sit "seiza", where the blood flow to their legs and feet would be restricted, and after a while it'd be hard to stand because your legs are asleep. this was enforced for the subordinates because it was basically A: a way to flex power, and B: a sort of safeguard against subordinates standing up suddenly and being able to rush over and stab you to death when they disagree with your decision.

[worn trellis]

Before then, samurai just sat cross-legged, it's pretty good showcase of japanese mentality.

[stone shoal]

I once heard a stoy about these kids who "invented" a new kind of backpack. Japan likes these really fuck-off big red colorful backpacks for schools, but for the kids they're a bitch to wear. Some kids turned their backpacks into the equivalent of a luggage bag, and the older adults were basically pissing on the idea and calling them out. Primarly because it went against tradition.

They basically put wheels on the fucking thing and gave it a handle

But no

Hated and ostracized because MUH TRUHDITIONURU

[upper axle]

that's very much a reflection of Japan's culture as a whole. they are REALLY stuck in tradition and their weird concepts of respect and honor on a fundamental CULTURAL level, to the point that it is REALLY hard to get any kind of change for the better that would genuinely benefit people even STARTED in motion because of the cultural refusal to change jack shit

[worn trellis]

yeah the japanese are very aggressive towards those who try to innovate and stand out, or those who don't exactly fit in with everyone else.
Like for example, if you are born with blonde hair, you may be forced to dye it black, and that might very well cause irreversible damage, in which case, it's your problem

[upper axle]

there's a reason Japanese corporations will REGULARLY hire american dudes to be the guy whose entire job is to yell at people and tell them they're fired, or cut off business deals. because Japan's culture is NEUROTICALLY OBSESSED with respect and honor to the great detriment of it's people's ability to actually get shit done

[stone shoal]

You think Japan is gonna have it's china moment anytime soon?

"Let it rot" movements and complete apathy in the workforce, etc.

At what point do you have to go before you start cracking?

This is kinda why I'm afraid of the "you will own nothing" stuff because it seems precisely plausible given how people are willing to kowtow like this so much

[upper axle]

in my genuine take on it, i dont think so. Japan's thing thats gonna happen is they are either going to literally work themselves to death (and have their current abysmal negative population growth) for long enough that the nation actually literally chokes itself into a slow accidental self-genocide, or they get bad enough that the majority of the population wakes up to how bad it's gotten for them and actually start saying "fuck that" and do something about it.

[tulip ravine]

Guhhh

I forgor

[upper axle]

the literal only thing that will fix Japan at this point is some manner of majorly popular sweeping social and probably economic reform from within it's own citizenry, and honestly that's a scary proposition for any nation to be faced with "either fundamentally shift your entire culture and economic structure, or die by your own inaction"

[plucky void]

can't we just nuke them again

[tulip ravine]

See this is why you are a professional, professionals have standards

[stone shoal]

Waste of a nuke tbh

[upper axle]

i mean we COULD, but like, intervening in general is probably not the best option. they need to actually do it themselves with pretty much zero outside interference in the matter, if any change is gonna happen and actually stick

[stone shoal]

Encircle and close off their borders and close this chapter of history with the greatest rhyme imaginable

"All of Japan's problems started when the US forced open borders."

"All of Japan's problems ended when the US forced them closed."

"All of Japan was no more."

[upper axle]

honestly, to say japan's problems STARTED when we forced their borders open is kinda a reductive take and i hate that people say that.

[stone shoal]

I mean

I imagine this is from a nationalists perspective or something

[upper axle]

they had some fucking PROBLEMS way before that. forcing the borders open certainly exacerbated them, but we didnt CAUSE them.

[stone shoal]

B-but-y-you don't understand

m-muh honoru

I have 0 idea what I'm talking about I'm just enjoying brainfarting on Japan

Truth being said it's entirely just work culture across an international spectrum that needs re-sorting

[uncut obsidian]

[stone shoal]

Corporations are doing the government thing, where the government looks at 1984 and goes "Yeah that's a good idea!", but Corporations look at Cyberpunk and go "Yeah that's a good idea! But lets not do the cool augmentations and shit and just be scumfucks who nickle-and-dime every single possible way we can!"

WHERES MY AUGMENTS, ELON?

WHERE'S MY CYBERDONG, ELON?

[upper axle]

TLDR: Japan's borders being forced into opening by the US in the 1850s lead to the start of the Meiji Restoration period of Japan's history in the 1860s, and honestly Japan was fucking INSANE and had a lotta issues even before that. place was ridiculously war-torn and what government did exist was constantly shifting for a long ass time because of shit like the Feudal era of Japan. lotta Warlords doing a lotta war against each other, and the place was shit because of it.

[plucky void]

uh oh madi caught brainfart being political

[stone shoal]

Mwadi can deliver me death, idc, I know what he posted

[upper axle]

i mean it's historical political discussion so like, it's not REALLY against the rules.

we're discussing history.

and it's also about Japan so like

who the fuck cares

[stone shoal]

Here's my politics:

Give me cool shit

Then I will eat the bugs

If I can eat the bugs with my cyberarm, alongside my virtual-digital hologram cyber-wife, I will happily munch on my vegan-cube (now with extra soy).

I effectively just want to be Ryan Gosling.

I still stand by my stretched-string idea

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-gif-26852519

[stone shoal]

This tree got my actin' unwise

my actin unwise

my

m y

[pastel quartz]

This 3am brainfat hittin different

[stone shoal]

He put his watch on a tourniquet

[oblique spire]

Good idea

[stone shoal]

Ah whoops wrong image

[stone shoal]

Pears pears pears pears pears pears pears pears

[plucky void]

calm down bowser

[stone shoal]

That's peaches you mooorrrrrrrooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-disintegrating-emoji-disappearing-meme-21st-century-gif-24891417

[glad carbon]

classic tomatogaming, this whole video is great

[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[visual stirrup]

One is a terrorist
The other is a nice man in a balaclava

[stone shoal]

One must be shot and eaten on live television.
The other is an Irish Car-dealer.

[uncut yew]

Years ago they were considered healthy

🚬

[plucky void]

crazy how we used to be even dumber than we are now, on average

[oblique spire]

time to commit war crimes with an AC-130 in arma....

[pure hatch]

Nice screenshot of the Angel of Death

[uncut yew]

Why commit war crimes when you can commit regular crimes?
Just murder civilians outside of an armed conflict, great loophole.

[pure hatch]

War crimes are funnier though

[upper axle]

that's real shit right there

its also way easier to get away with regular crimes if certain criteria are met.

...ahem.

[pure hatch]

California

3 strikes rule is a very effective way in reducing crime

[frail kettle]

You see, normal crimes are "casual" whereas war crimes act more as a "ranked" in terms of crimes against humanity. Trust me, i'm very high rank 👍

[upper axle]

yes. indeed. 3 strikes rule is DEFINITELY an excellent way to deter people from committing heinous crimes because yes, if a person knows that they can commit a crime 3 times before they are charged they DEFINITELY wont commit the crimes at all!

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

Crime is reduced if what they did is not considered a crime

[upper axle]

(cut to a example of why this is horseshit that actually happened of a guy who just got let out on 3 strikes rule after he raped a woman walking 10 minutes down the road from where he was let out and raping a woman in a parking garage.)

like, at this point there isnt even any doubt they are doing this shit on purpose to make it worse

the lawmakers that is

[pure hatch]

yeah, and the people who vote the lawmakers are completely clueless and think they're doing the right thing lmfao

[worn trellis]

Imagine if like, you just gave people punishments proportional to the crime.
Murderers get killed, car jackers get their propriety sold, thieves work to repay for the things they stole, rapists get ....

[pure hatch]

ah, Hammurabi's Code

would be great if it was reintroduced

[worn trellis]

my war crime (Forgotten)
But well to be fair, it did happen like 100-200 years ago

[pure hatch]

"If you win the war, it's either not a war crime or completely swept under the rug and justified"

[pure hatch]

the vtuber and the voice lowers the meme quality by a significant amount

[oblique spire]

vtuber 🤢

[upper axle]

i think it enhances it because of the contrast of the subject matter and the goofy anime girl presentation, but hey that's personal preferences for ya

[pure hatch]

it's eargrating and annoying

[upper axle]

i will start posting vtuber memes simply to spite you.

thank you for this information i can use as fuel

[pure hatch]

fam, im gonna get caught in the crossfire

just do it in his dms

[storm stream]

vtubers are overrated and fucking boring.
they have 0 personality and humor, and all they can do with the virtual face is bobble their head around a bit.
watch 2 mins and thats all youre gonna see

[oblique spire]

Yes

[upper axle]

nah 'cause then theres a case to be made for it being targeted harassment or smth, and also im gonna be real here, i do not care if people think it's cringe because yea vtubers are cringe as fuck, but i enjoy them BECAUSE they're cringey goofy shit.

[oblique spire]

The ONLY good "vtuber" is Juncker

[upper axle]

lotta vtubers suck tho

i have a specific set of em i enjoy.

lotta them i genuinely dont enjoy

[oblique spire]

everyone else is fucking stupid and overly annoying

[upper axle]

i mean you seem to have missed the point, that being that vtubers are like, intentionally cringe.

[pure hatch]

they literally act cutesy and shit to take your money
they're literally a venus fly trap for the simps and the lonely

[oblique spire]

what point is there

Vtubers suck

its factual

[upper axle]

they know they're cringe, it's on purpose because it's cringe humor entertainment, which isnt everyone's cup of tea, but some people find cringe funny.

[oblique spire]

The only good one is juncker

[oblique spire]

there is no humor in that

It's just fucking stupid

[worn trellis]

Tbh I like neuro sama, there's no laws currently in place to prevent robots from commiting vehicular manslaughter.

[upper axle]

ok excuse you, NeoCranium exists and he does goofy vtuber shit when there's an opportunity. like the FAITH: The Unholy Trinity streams he did where he had a 3d vtuber rig of John Faith himself

[worn trellis]

Granted, because the humor is randomly generated, the jokes she makes can get quite repetitive

[upper axle]

https://youtu.be/eW6L63gc0W0

[oblique spire]

Faith is an exception

But let me guess

he also plays genshin impact

[upper axle]

hey look i found the guy who claims to be the arbiter of what can be considered funny for everyone on earth lmao. humor is subjective, dumbass, just 'cause you dont find it funny doesnt mean it aint funny.

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[oblique spire]

When its just high pitched screaming from "women" who sound like they're 12 years old cashing out on simps

[upper axle]

i could think your mom dying was funny and you could find it horrible i found it funny, doesnt change the fact it was funny to me in this hypothetical. that's the basis of humor.

[pure hatch]

someone's either getting banned or muted

[oblique spire]

I dont understand how anyone finds that funny

but anyways

[upper axle]

i mean that's the stigma that surrounds the vtuber concept, but dude i've gone into the rabbithole personally and it's shocking how that viewpoint is pretty dumb and ill informed. the simp shit is a thing that exists, but people make it seem WAY bigger than it is

there's obviously ones who are exactly that

but there's waaaaaaaaay more that arent.

[oblique spire]

Maybe I just haven't looked into it enough

[upper axle]

you havent, i'm telling you right now.

[oblique spire]

but i mean i've looked at quite a few and they all seem the same with high pitched screaming

i guess i've just gotten unlucky

[upper axle]

well honestly i'd say you're probably looking at primarily corpo vtubers from the same agency, or at the very least groups of vtubers who are closely tied to each other because of existing friendships

groups tend to share similar humor, obviously.

and honestly in regards to the corporate ones from talent agencies like Hololive or like, Nijisanji or whatever, the larger ones like Holo have some major vibe distinctions between regions, and the different groups or "generations" within said regions

Holo ID, the Indonesian branch, for instance...god they are fucking insane.

god gamers one and all, total memelords

really genuinely funny

but yea @oblique spire the TLDR way i'd say to go about it is treat it like a case by case thing. at the end of the day Vtubers are a subgenre of internet streamers, and that means they vary WILDLY in presentation and content style.

theres good streamers and bad streamers

for every XQC type shithead there's also a genuine lovely one like CDawgVA or the like

same with Vtubers.

in other news: https://youtu.be/h_6NXLSEcxU

[oblique spire]

Holy shit i look away for 20 seconds and bro wrote an essay

jfc

[upper axle]

just read the TLDR i pinged with

stop bitching

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/did-not-read-didnt-read-talking-heads-letting-the-days-go-by-gif-21389543

[glad carbon]

jaboopy loves spamming chat with autistic rants

[pure hatch]

It’s what makes brainfart unique
Adds charm to this mental asylum

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-starved-eggman-gif-26280682

[mental bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-uh-cat-gif-27323770

[oblique spire]

jaboopy loves spamming chat with autistic rants on why his favorite genshin impact vtuber that is actually a 40 year old man pretending to be a 20 year old woman is infact, humor.**

(Fixed it for you)

[mental bolt]

What if i wanted a twenty year old woman to pretend they were a 40 year old man?

[glad carbon]

go to fiverr

[odd sail]

how big is your hung

[mental bolt]

my what

[upper axle]

dude if i played genshin i would have roped by now

that shit's ACTUAL degen shit

[odd sail]

the hung

[upper axle]

vtubers are a low tier level of cringe.

genshin is where i advocate euthanasia

[mental bolt]

I don't have a hung

[upper axle]

gacha in general really

[odd sail]

[mental bolt]

[odd sail]

[upper axle]

ok but lets be real what did you expect.

this is LITERALLY the autism chat in the autism server

[glad carbon]

idk

not autistic rants

[odd sail]

Sir this is a Wendy's

[mental bolt]

I want a uhhhhhh burger with fries ty

[upper axle]

i mean autism without rants isnt a thing that exists so like....you may be a little dumb for not expecting that

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-sa-grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gta-one-liners-gif-17459079

[uncut yew]

Anyone remember when well edited letsplay videos were the norm?
Now 8 hour uncut streams with donation-thanking and toilet breaks are the norm, the same for vods.

[pure hatch]

i'd like a baconator, some fries, and a regular soda

[glad carbon]

you can still kinda get letsplays

[upper axle]

Chuggaconroy still the GOAT

[glad carbon]

edited down vods from 3rd party channels

[uncut yew]

Or brainrot hyper edited stuff

very little in between

[mental bolt]

I like uhhh

[odd sail]

[glad carbon]

if you watch summit1g hes got a uhh

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675766819688153116/1155315039570513920/trim.0D793D10-10C3-4E04-AA85-A3D756FFC991.mov

[odd sail]

as long as markiplier edits his stuff

[upper axle]

this motherfucker is the fucking OG well made lets play GOAT https://www.youtube.com/@chugga/videos

[mental bolt]

I like watching hours of an insane man acting as if he was a sims character in a dollhouse

[odd sail]

who is

[pure hatch]

I like watching a guy get drunk whilst playing Eurotruck

[upper axle]

Jerma isnt even a streamer at this point. he's a fucking high production value experience.

[uncut yew]

I have only seen very short clips, is it really as great as people say?

[errant magnet]

is this dude doing some unhinged rant about vtubers or something

do i need to get political to break this up

[upper axle]

....you talking about schlatt, or someone else?

[pure hatch]

yeah

[pure hatch]

Jerma is neither of those. He's an acid trap without the acid

[mental bolt]

My favorite!!!

[upper axle]

yea you missed the train there by about 20 minutes by now

[errant magnet]

ill start talking about the Lavon Affair

[upper axle]

we're on about something else now

get with the times

[pure hatch]

i decided to skim gfl lore, holy shit now i understand why people at times compare it to my own story

[mental bolt]

Schlatt is for dadgamers

[errant magnet]

idk still looks like you're talking about vtubers bro

[oblique spire]

uh huh

[pure hatch]

lore's fairly similar, though the themes and setting are drastically different

[upper axle]

its funny because i've been watching jerma since the Jerma VS Ster_ in TF2 era so like, i honestly have no idea how fucking mind destroyingly confusing it must be to learn about Jerma in current year

[pure hatch]

bro, jerma and ster was the shit

[upper axle]

bro if you think Jerma is a vtuber you can pop off i guess but the entire chat is gonna clown you

[errant magnet]

most people's first exposure to jerma was probably the dollhouse

prob his biggest stream in the last 5 years

as far as hitting pop culture

[mental bolt]

I started watching jerma when he played the thing video game

God what a masterpiece

[upper axle]

oh christ you fucking read the lore? you dove way deeper than i did. i saw "they made a gacha about anime girls who are IRL representations of guns", threw up in my mouth, and then never looked at it again

[errant magnet]

most people know him as the sus meme guy

[uncut yew]

If Jerma one day came out and said his face cam was actually a high quality VTuber model, and provided proof, people would just accept it as a normal Jerma thing at this point

[upper axle]

what a fucking INSANE way to get introduced to him

[upper axle]

...yea, i would too honestly.

some days Jerma FEELS like he has to be a psyop

[pure hatch]

watched a short overview of it, the editing style is very max0r
it's fucking ridiculous why they decided to make the machines sentient if they're gonna be fielded to do morally questionable shit

[pure hatch]

i got tired of the comparisons so i decided fuck it, im gonna see what these monkeys are raving about

[upper axle]

yea fair

[pure hatch]

T-dolls are fundamentally flawed because they're sentient and shit
having emotionally unstable robots with super human strength is a disaster waiting to happen

having read a good chunk of terminator lore, i pretty much added to my lore that the bots get regular memory wipes to prevent them from developing sentience like Uncle Bob or the T-1000

[uncut yew]

The Japanese and Chinese teaming up to make people simp for female personifications of military hardware

[pure hatch]

and it's working which is fucked

[upper axle]

oh shit they made superhuman robots who are sapient with individual personalities for the explicit purpose of doing warfare and morally dubious shit, and made them WOMEN? that's the most braindead decision you could ever make in that situation

[worn trellis]

You mean sapient?

Sentience is just the ability to react and feel basic emotions, like fear and happiness, a pigeon is sentient

[pure hatch]

yeah, i get the definitions mixed up from time to time

[uncut yew]

One day I am going to remove the sentience of several seagulls by force, permanently.
Little screaming shits

[pure hatch]

i dont mind them being women, though it's probably wiser to have them as men as most militaries are comprised of men so it makes concealing the literal super weapon easier
what i find retarded is why make a weapon feel sad when it kills people

[worn trellis]

Tbh it's such a common mistake it's insane, so not exactly your fault, legit only stories which seem to get it right are those super involved in said subject, and even then

[pure hatch]

nah, im just braindead in general
it's why i moved here from newbies

[uncut yew]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat is a gateway drug for #🎪bruh-fart

[pure hatch]

or the shadow realm if you're misbehaving in newbies

[uncut yew]

like I said, gateway drug

[odd sail]

Try solving it

[pure hatch]

so the mods forcefully inject rulebreakers whilst dumbfucks like me willfully take the jab? got it

[wet wave]

thats it scrambled

actually its maybe a 4/10 for difficulty

[pure hatch]

just disassemble it then reassemble it solved

[wet wave]

but its probably the most unique rubiks style cube i own

[uncut yew]

A hammer and some super glue will set that straight in no time

[errant magnet]

i came here expecting a #memes channel, but instead i got #🎪bruh-fart

[tulip ravine]

Welcome to hell

[pure hatch]

this is a mental institution

[tulip ravine]

For people like me

[tulip ravine]

We should do a scared straight exile edition man

[uncut yew]

Its like a zoo

[tulip ravine]

Just leave them in a chat with meow for a hour

Be best behaved discord members going after that

[pure hatch]

bro, don't give the CIA any ideas for torture

we are at an era of peace because meow is silent

[tulip ravine]

I got chimken in air fryer

[uncut yew]

I don't think the CIA need inspiration from people like us, didn't they use baby shark as torture already?
or was that some random US prison?

[tulip ravine]

Got these spicy chicken fillets from shop, they are actually amazing 15 mins in air fryer sorted

[pure hatch]

a really horrific torture method is to tie someone up to a chair and have them look at thousands of furry inflation drawings

[tulip ravine]

If you want true torture just hire a furry stripper

[uncut yew]

Do they also 'strip' away the 'flesh'?

Or just the outer stuff?

[pure hatch]

you know what's worse? the first furry convetion happened in the 70s or 80s and that's one of the fucking costumes
a furry wearing a stripper outfit

[tulip ravine]

I had to explain to Mrs what a furry is

[pure hatch]

im convinced one of the reasons people like to ridicule the furry community is due to the roots of the whole thing
literally started as a weird ass kink from the 70s or 80s

[pure hatch]

condolences

[tulip ravine]

I forgot she isn’t a internet dweller like myself

[wet wave]

no. its the degeneracy.

simple as

[pure hatch]

good point

[tulip ravine]

I mean I can respect the harmless interest and art thing, there’s definitely a lot weirder art practises in gallery’s today, but the sexualisation and stuff is when I take issue

[pure hatch]

yeah, that's the biggest issue with the furry community
it's hypersexualised that even the saner members will warn you about it

[tulip ravine]

For me it’s how you go about yourself aswell

If you like drawing them harmless well done your basically making cartoons, if it’s your entire life you need to rethink priorities

[pure hatch]

there's this dude who got sued by roblox because he was a vigilante that kept cracking down on pedos on the site, literally every furry he found was a pedo so it gave him tunnel vision that every furry is a pedo
man was just trolling furries every other day on twitter

[uncut yew]

Roblox 🤝 Podophile groomers and child labour abusers

[tulip ravine]

It’s sad tbh, since Roblox has some good games on the low

[pure hatch]

yeah, i learned that when i mellowed out
used to indiscriminately hate furries but now, i take a close look of how they act before i decide to antagonize them

[uncut yew]

The best way for a small time artist to make money is to draw furry dicks

[pure hatch]

yeah, i only boot up roblox to play Black Hawk Rescue Mission 5
roblox could've been great if it weren't for management and the moderation team being terrible

[tulip ravine]

To be honest if you indiscriminately hate anyone unless they personally have done something then your just a bit of a cunt, half the people who do that are no better then the furry penis drawings tbh

[uncut yew]

This is my fursona:

https://tenor.com/view/potato-cat-surf-glitch-surreal-gif-14769633

[tulip ravine]

Real, Mrs opened up commissions and she got a message saying can she draw furry that’s how the whole explaining part came across

[high token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882732672382808158/1155115335373041694/1a2dc0770dcc2b893522675977e60dcce6b32afaa7f7c0d1b6d8a780602fd4b5_1.mp4

[pure hatch]

i know, so i tend to find people who are actual anti furries to be cringe
i've met some furries that are pretty chill after all

[pure hatch]

there is a 4chan greentext regarding it, im convinced it's a true story

[tulip ravine]

I’d say 90% of the people on here are cringe ironically this server is one of chillest I’ve been in, why I say came for gamma stayed for brainfart

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1150482931878473861/1155277419196989490/image.png

[pure hatch]

same, i don't even play GAMMA
i literally play on my custom modpack

[wet wave]

porn is a very profitable industry. double points if you cater to a fetish

[tulip ravine]

I stopped playing stalker like a week after I joined

[pure hatch]

ik, sex sells

[tulip ravine]

I’ll have the odd game but still

[uncut yew]

I remember checking just how much money people were making, it was insane...
We are talking 1k USD for a simple, cartoon-style drawing of a furry woman with a big ass dick...
One thousand US dollars

[oblique spire]

that is fucking weird

[wet wave]

actually, i recall a video on the subject of a japanese shut-in that alot of alot of would be artists actually do porn because there is so little work for actual manga/normal like work

[pure hatch]

reason why furries fork that kind of money is because a lot of them are in high paying jobs (which is concerning)

[tulip ravine]

I’m gonna get mrs to draw furry Andrew Tate just to piss them cunts supporters off

[wet wave]

lol

[high token]

pretty sure that exists

[pure hatch]

yeah, and the manga industry is absolutely fucking oppressive

[uncut yew]

The entire US airforce is comprised of furries, according to common internet rumours

[tulip ravine]

well I’m not gonna fuckin search it am I

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1150482931878473861/1155233861987479582/3xirovxc51p91.jpg which option?

[tulip ravine]

Side note, my friend was sending me vids of a con he went to, and it just seemed like a vibe I can’t lie

[wet wave]

honestly, ive been on the internet for so long that alot of kinks dont really phase me unless its really bad

[pure hatch]

Katawa Shoujo, when 4chan makes a vn

[tulip ravine]

Once you get past the outfits it’s just people pissing around and partying after

[wet wave]

live and let live, just try to keep that shit to yourself was my motto

[oblique spire]

3rd option "FUCKING KILL YOURSELF"

[uncut yew]

Isn't is supposed to be actually good and wholesome or some shit?

[pure hatch]

cons are weird so i dont ever plan on attending one
unless it's something like SHOT SHOW then im all in

[high token]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1150482931878473861/1155289378730553474/benadryl_number_12.mp4

[worn trellis]

yeah, the manga industry generally thinks of artists as being easily replaceable, so you have very little influence on things such as payment, and they have a lot of space to mistreat you.
It's a field which is quite notorious for having a lot of work hours for low pay

[lapis zinc]

2 ez

[high token]

MAPPA workers seeing their families once every 5 years

[tulip ravine]

Chicken is done

[pure hatch]

fr, remembered this mangaka who had to stop working on her manga because of health issues
her publisher screwed her over and she cant work on it anymore
she had to resort to selling art supplies because she can't find work

i never understood why people have this weird adoration of Japan when it's also shitty like every country in the world

[high token]

japan is falling apart due to societal issues

[odd sail]

living in japan is fun when you're not working for the system

[high token]

wouldnt be suprised if they go extinct

[odd sail]

mfw native population is fucking falling

[winter fulcrum]

man Hiroshima and Nagasaki really changed japan eh

[odd sail]

pay em to have babies

[worn trellis]

Generally, that's one of the big issues with workfields like that, there's very little alternatives if something goes wrong, it's the same reason as to why public school teachers tend to be poorly paid, if they don't like the money they are given, where are they gonna go?

[odd sail]

moustache man legislations

[pure hatch]

problem is due to the high costs of living there, most people would rather work to live than to raise children
doesn't help how awful their work culture is over there so most wouldn't even have time for their kids

[high token]

mostly the pay isnt enough

schools are already closing down in rural areas

due to low birth rates

its over

[odd sail]

how bad is it though, I know big cities like Tokyo is as expensive as a European city

[high token]

Next up is south korea

and China

[winged geode]

They have fancy writing

[odd sail]

China backfired on itself, screw em

[high token]

South Korea is a literal walking dystopia rn

Samsung owns almost everything

[pure hatch]

East Asia is a dystopia

[uncut yew]

I think it has to do with Japan being really great on the surface, the minute you scrape away at the outermost layer, shit gets worse and worse

[odd sail]

any country really

[grim sluice]

It's just shit in a different way. That's what makes it refreshing

Every country has its own problems

[winged geode]

The world pretty much is one

[pure hatch]

you right

[high token]

i wished i owned blackrock and controlled most of the world 😓

[odd sail]

half of Asia is politically unstable at any point in time

[uncut yew]

Low crime rate and high conviction rate? Great!
Horrible, horrible legal system that would be considered a violation of human right in Europe, check ✅

[odd sail]

Myanmar, always, Thailand try not to have a coup challenge, Pakistan try not to kill civilian government people challenge failed, Singapore hanging people for weed

[winged geode]

I'm a wanted criminal in half of asia and guayana

[worn trellis]

They portray themselves as subby introverts which can do no harm, which is by all means, really strange, and quite endearing.
Until you realise what it means to have a culture where most aren't willing to stand up for themselves

[pure hatch]

man, japanese legal system sucks ass
I remember a really horrible case of rape and murder there and the perps literally got away with a few decades of imprisonment
the crimes they did were so horrific that if it was tried in the US or a European nation, the likely sentence would've been life sentences for them

[high token]

depends on how mich weed

any country in SEA offs people for drugs

[uncut yew]

The Coup Belt trying not to have their governments couped challenge (impossible).
The entire world is kinda shite

[high token]

1kg and u get the firing squad here

[odd sail]

wasn't there a recent hanging in Singapore

[high token]

idk

[odd sail]

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/12z3ld9/singapore_executes_man_for_trafficking_two_pounds/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[uncut yew]

Also gotta love how an innocent person can be imprisoned for a whole year without trial

[high token]

thats the law there

i didnt know they still used the gallows though

[odd sail]

500g of cannabis is a death penalty

which is wild

[high token]

normal here

[odd sail]

yeah ik

mostly people don't get caught

[winged geode]

People in japan is almost as racist as in us also

[pure hatch]

truth

[odd sail]

Singapore is 1984 with the sheer number of public cameras

[pure hatch]

they hate every other Asian nation

[grim sluice]

No, USA is not racist enough.

[high token]

any country is like that

[winged geode]

Almost like every other asian nation lol

[odd sail]

Japan when Korean people

[high token]

u have the FBI tracking 200k people illegally in the US

[pure hatch]

or Chinese

[uncut yew]

Honestly, they are kinda more racist, just not really talked about much.
Or well, I guess their quantity of racism is higher, the severity might be a bit lower.

[odd sail]

me when the Nanjing

[pure hatch]

as a Filipino, I agree
a lot of us hate the Chinese and have a disdain for Chinese tourists

[odd sail]

Japanese people are mostly lowkey racist, they won't say it to you on the face

[high token]

im from vietnam and that is fax right there

[odd sail]

But Americans will pull out their gun and shoot you in the face

[worn trellis]

Justice!
Japan is really funny, 99% conviction rate, aka they only arrest some of the people which they can 100% convict, and nobody else.

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752753006541537282/1154848800142266521/c94gc3f2wqob1.webp

[high token]

the 9 dash line and shit is crazy from the chinese

[pure hatch]

when a democracy and a communist nation allies together because the enemy is China

[pure hatch]

absolutely

[high token]

they also overfish

in our waters

[scenic field]

yes

[pure hatch]

they fucking destroy our coral reefs

[uncut yew]

True, they will just review-bomb and boycott restaurants that have English versions of their menus, like resonable people

[winged geode]

I think it has to do more with other races beign rather exotic than actual chunks of the population, they can't blame problems on them

[grim sluice]

Chinese trawlers were shot by Argentine Navy once

[pure hatch]

the chinese are absolutely massive hyporcrites
they say our ship that is stationed to establish our territory pollutes the water yet they're the nation that produces the most amount of pollution and have a history of destroying coral reefs in our territory in order to set up artificial islands

[grim sluice]

🇦🇷

[high token]

they also shoot down and harass the local fishermen

[uncut yew]

Anyone here like Cyberpunk?
You should visit South Korea, aka Samsungland

[worn trellis]

Dude, the chinese literally paint the grass green and their mountains blue

[odd sail]

mfw China and India have a melee only pvp zone for border control

[pure hatch]

ik, fucking liars

[odd sail]

two nuclear powers keeping peace with human sacrifice

[pure hatch]

and water cannon coast guard ships

[high token]

its sad really

we cant do anything about it

[pure hatch]

we can it SEATO still existed
if it wasn't dissolved, China wouldn't be acting like the massive prick that it is

[grim sluice]

Three Gorges Dam

[pure hatch]

NCD Route

[high token]

vietnam also has border clashes with the chinese

[pure hatch]

just like every other nation that is near China

[odd sail]

China has border problems with every country in Asia

[uncut yew]

Studying the tactics each nation employs in this zone is really fascinating.
The Indians hit hard and fast, spending lots of energy on inflicting maximum hurt.
The Chinese preserve energy and rely on numbers to outlast the Indians' stamina.

[high token]

Yea, its sad that laos and cambodia is now on chinas side

[odd sail]

Even with allies such as Pakistan and Russia

[winged geode]

And overseas tbf

[pure hatch]

they're gonna get caught in the classic Chinese debt trap

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572511963981021224/1155288305760489543/6fa1e1a98e398bc1.mp4

Yum Chinese succulent gutter oil

[high token]

True

they are blinded by the funding

[odd sail]

Sri Lanka is already knee deep in that shit

[pure hatch]

my country almost turned to the Chinese because the former pres was a coward and chinese simp
the new one is a fucking moron who kneels to the west, but it's the lesser evil i guess

[uncut yew]

oh btw, I know I have been participating in this shit but
Please remember to not delve too much into political topics, k?

[high token]

thats true

im glad my country is neutral

[zealous remnant]

bear bile

[odd sail]

China is being opportunistic with its allies

[pure hatch]

if only i can say the same

[scenic field]

MY SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

[high token]

gutter oil adds a tangy taste to the food

flavorful

[worn trellis]

Ah the issue is, if they keep taking advantage of their own allies, when those allies are no more, oh man.

[pure hatch]

i mean, it's starting to show since BRICS is falling apart

[odd sail]

BRICS is a farce

[scenic field]

remember when China got mogged trying to invade Vietnam

[high token]

China cant really have a war in the long term, due to one child laws their entire generation will be wiped. Also taking nations that will take advantage of this to weaken their nation.

it will be rather brutal

[odd sail]

Russia-India treaties are weakened out due to NATO pressure on India

[pure hatch]

Every nation China pissed off waiting to pick the scraps

[high token]

mostly SEA nations

[pure hatch]

and the fact Russia yoinked the tanks they were supposed to export to India and sent them to fight in Ukraine

[scenic field]

lol

[worn trellis]

China is not a warring country, their soldiers haven't taken part in a single war for ... when did they last take part in a war, also they are surrounded by enemies, also like... their allies are all on the other side of the planet

[odd sail]

India still supporting the Russian war effort by purchasing weapon systems not giving a shit

[scenic field]

what does india need tanks for?

[odd sail]

They just got the AK-203 for a service rifle

[odd sail]

China and Pakistan mostly

[pure hatch]

China and Pakistan probably

[high token]

Thats true, but im just saying a hypothetical where their aggression boils down to war.

[uncut yew]

The last proper war was against Vietnam, I think

[pure hatch]

fair

[worn trellis]

India is in the middle, they seem to be more or less just price gouging russia rather than being an actual supporter

[high token]

Yea, it lasted for 1000 years

but then they just started funding local militias like the Khmer Rouge to do their bidding

[scenic field]

those border fights between china and india are pretty brutal. they're using medieval weapons and stuff.

[high token]

@uncut yew talking about their 1000 year occupation here

wasnt really i war i guess

a*

more like a rebellion

[uncut yew]

Ah, I was referring to the very short war, not their entire history of aggression toward each other

[high token]

no we had alot of wars with the chinese

we had like about 3-5 short ones

[scenic field]

china has had a lot of wars with china

[high token]

it was back when china had a dynasty

[high token]

ur not wrong

[pure hatch]

vietnam has a long standing history of fighting the chinese

[uncut yew]

Gotta love how the footnotes of all those wars always have some shit like "40 thousand civilian casualties (eaten)"

[pure hatch]

this made me chuckle

[pure hatch]

least insane chinese conflict

[grim sluice]

Just like the one twitter post pointed out.

YOU NEVER SEE CHINESE FUNNERALS

[high token]

great leap foward

[pure hatch]

to the grave

[uncut yew]

China and eating its own population to sustain a war to hold the territory of said population.
Name a better combo

[pure hatch]

China and opium

[uncut yew]

classic

[grim sluice]

How the opium wars should of ended

[pure hatch]

somehow, this would've been a better ending for everyone

[scenic field]

its amazing how whenever theres a national disaster, they put up serious numbers.

[worn trellis]

a single building collapses, 100 thousand dead

[fallow trellis]

wow that looks 100x worse than what we already have atm

[scenic field]

mudslide? 50k dead

[uncut yew]

The word "colony" is too controversial, try substituting it with "protectorate"

[grim sluice]

The SevenEleven Nation alliance should of nipped the problem in the bud

Always remember the 55 days at peking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq8Hy7527fc

[high token]

i would not wish british or french colonization on even my worst enemies

[pure hatch]

those days are some of the reasons China seethes to this very day

[fallow trellis]

i would not wish british

i would not wish frenish

[pure hatch]

i would

[grim sluice]

The Chinese deserve it in hindsight

[pure hatch]

absolutely

[winged geode]

I don't get the opium wars, they are plants, they don't fight each other

[scenic field]

when people talk about the rape of nanking, i wonder how many of those casualties were due to industrial accidents

[fallow trellis]

POV: you stole my unlicensed 2nd Hand 2003 Honda Civic

[uncut yew]

How about being the personal colony of a guy with the last name Leopold ?

[pure hatch]

if we look at China's history and how foreign nations treated them, it seems like China is a quiet kid that got trolled hard that he now wants to shoot up the school (schizo filipino's take)

[high token]

The war on drugs was also brutal, my friend Black Tar Heroin was shot and killed indiscriminately by an FBI SWAT team

[worn trellis]

It was a literal plant war
The british bought too much black tea from the chinese, draining their coffers, but the chinese didn't buy anything from the british back
So the british gave them opium, whether they liked it or not

[pure hatch]

"You're gonna enjoy the good stuff whether you like it or not"

[high token]

the opium was shipped here too

there was a literal opium epidemic 😭

[grim sluice]

That's Belgians

Waffles are something else

[uncut yew]

Yes, I know

[grim sluice]

I am the dumb, bouncing my attention

[high token]

why is it called french fry when belgians created it, shouldnt it be called belgian fries?

[pure hatch]

because the belgians spoke french

[winged geode]

Tea is the xix century oil

[worn trellis]

French colony nr.84

[high token]

Oh that’s unfortunate

my condolences

[scenic field]

tea was crack before crack

[pure hatch]

we almost got colonized by the british iirc
thank fuck the spanish fished us

[zealous remnant]

freedom fries

[pure hatch]

those fucking brits were in manila

[zealous remnant]

freedom crisps

[high token]

now every country that the brits colonized are doing better than them

[scenic field]

they also finished the Aztecs.

[winged geode]

We kicked out the british two different times

Though they stayed on the 3rd

[pure hatch]

i said fished, but yes, true

[high token]

the world comes together to hate on the French, Brits and Chinese

[pure hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO-e6r5y_8A

[scenic field]

i have yet to meet a non rude frenchman

[pure hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAfrXNSyirE

[winged geode]

That's easy to find, you just need to look for a non french frenchman

[scenic field]

lol

[pure hatch]

idk, the Moroccan immigrants are assholes too

[high token]

favorite part of france is the trip out of there

[pure hatch]

the fact Japanese tourists develop a weird illness from seeing Paris is hilarious

the Japanese embassy in France has guidelines on how to deal with it

[winged geode]

Wut

[pure hatch]

Paris Syndrome, basically a really extreme form of culture shock

they get depressed from seeing Paris

[ocean scarab]

Filthy French Men ruining my culture

[scenic field]

lol

[winged geode]

Lol

[high token]

it aint brainfart with a tad bit of racism

[pure hatch]

who the fuck decides to give a gun 3 round burst yet give it a magazine with 25 rounds?
and to top if off, it can only shoot steel cased ammo and not brass

that's right, the fucking French

[scenic field]

Why do none of them wear deoderant? they smell like onioms

[high token]

i think they are replacing it with the HK416

but famas was horrendous

[uncut yew]

Every single tourist who climbs on top of The Little Mermaid (looking at you Chinese people) need to have their legs surgically sewn together

[errant magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cock-dick-balling-we-cock-dick-balling-gif-17448069

[winged geode]

You cant say brainfart without saying art

[ocean scarab]

Vile even

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-im-doing-my-part-teamwork-join-now-sign-up-gif-15907421

[errant magnet]

https://imgur.com/rhPinBQ

[pure hatch]

good
it's like the British who are now acquiring ARs to replace the L85

[pure hatch]

Famas and the L85 are both shitty guns and are made by the French and the British

coincidence? i think not

[high token]

bro even the SAS dunks on the L85 saying how shit it is

[winged geode]

Fal my beloved

[pure hatch]

bro, an unloaded L85 is HEAVIER than a loaded AR

[ocean scarab]

that's why the SAS use the MP5 in all it's glory

[stone shoal]

Real song, made by real musicians

[high token]

cant go wrong with the MP5

[pure hatch]

the L85 is so awful they had to send it to the Germans to unfuck it, and even the Germans couldn't

[stone shoal]

Now THAT was real rap

[pure hatch]

the gun was beyond saving

[uncut yew]

Didn't a single squad of SAS dudes bring and entire prison riot under control at some point or something?

[high token]

cuz it was bullpup that was the thing

[stone shoal]

The only way I can see this happening is if they started absolutely blasting

[pure hatch]

the only good bullpup is the AUG

[ocean scarab]

Agreed

[high token]

TAR is pretty good

[pure hatch]

but you can't go wrong with Austrian space gun

[stone shoal]

What is that discount AUG you can get (it's in GAMMA) that's basically just a 9mm version?

[high token]

the f200?

[pure hatch]

AUG A3 Para?

[stone shoal]

Sure, that

[uncut yew]

Just looked it up, was 20 SAS peeps

[stone shoal]

Put a drum mag

On that shit

[ocean scarab]

The Glock Stendo

[stone shoal]

Drum mag AUG 3 Para

[pure hatch]

Glockinator when

[uncut yew]

G11 my beloved ❤️

[pure hatch]

i really liked Colt's competitor to the G11, basically took an AR and made it shoot two bullets

the most drunken American bullshit Colt came up with

[uncut yew]

People hate on the G11 not understanding that it was meant for use as a defensive and somewhat disposable weapon.

[pure hatch]

if it was supposed to be disposable, then why was it expensive? not to mention built like a swiss clock

[uncut yew]

Only reason it stopped development was because the Cold War ended

[pure hatch]

and the US Military realizing that putting scopes on their M16s was a smarter choice

[surreal smelt]

When you demand the pirate fleets surrender but your scanner picks up a radiation spike in their fuel ship as it barrels towards your bridge while blaring 'Making our dreams come true' on open comms

[uncut yew]

Cheaper incremental upgrades, the enemy of true innovation

[pure hatch]

nah, it's JMB's death
if he was still alive, we'd be having blasters by now

[tulip ravine]

Lads

Man like Afghan dan getting sentenced

Yes that’s his name before you say out

[eager igloo]

Poison round

[tulip ravine]

If yk yk this guy took uk by storm like 6/7 years ago

[surreal smelt]

My colonists when 'Power in the Union' starts playing over the PA and they spot an awful lot of slaves surrounding the armory

[pure hatch]

I don’t even know the context but what was described sounds like a normal day in SS13

[fallow trellis]

they r driving toward him because he is english

[pure hatch]

Good point

[tulip ravine]

I’ve heard it wasn’t too bad to be honest, one of my mates said he never had complaints about it personally, but we still shouldn’t of got rid of the fal

[pure hatch]

The SLR is a sweetheart and replacing her with the MoD’s bastard creation was a mistake

[tulip ravine]

I got the thinking behind it, and it carried us for a while atleast so it was worth a try

Probably a bit sooner it should of got rid

But we really wasn’t in any hurry to replace

[pure hatch]

If they really wanted to replace the dear old SLR, they should’ve used the AR or the FNC

They shot themselves in the foot with the SA80

[tulip ravine]

Honesty they should just bring lee Enfield back man

[fallow trellis]

will i get banned for this?

[pure hatch]

Unfathomably based take
That smooth action is unbeatable. Such a shame it’s no longer used in modern bolt guns (at least to my knowledge)

[tulip ravine]

Typical Brit moment, have something amazing and get rid

Just look at the fucking sten

Granted that was more out of urgency but still

[fallow trellis]

i just got my credit card

[pure hatch]

For real. They really decided to dispose and destroy most of the first batch of Green Meanies when they were being replaced by more modern variants of it. They could’ve sold them to friendly nations since Accuracy International makes top quality rifles

[fallow trellis]

[tulip ravine]

Im pretty sure that’s a troll

[pure hatch]

The English have a history of making great guns out of urgency or in sheds. Decide to make a gun with research, and it ends with an SA80

[tulip ravine]

We just need the longbowmen back man

Fun fact

[pure hatch]

Reintroduce mandatory archery

[visual stirrup]

Do you want baddragon purchases showing up in bank history?

[tulip ravine]

I was just going to say that

It’s actually still in the law

[pure hatch]

Arrows pierce kevlar so you got cheap weapons to pierce kevlar of enemy nations

[fallow trellis]

no? whats bad dragon

[tulip ravine]

And it’s still in the law you can shoot a Scottish person with a cross bow on Sundays I believe it is

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

[fallow trellis]

why would I need that

im just gonna pay my bills with this card

[tulip ravine]

Fun fact English longbowmen is where the reverse peace sign as a insult came from

[fallow trellis]

and probably persian food

[tulip ravine]

French cut off them two fingers to stop English firing arrows

[heavy peak]

@uncut obsidian https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704613785247154256/1155314500447252490/mpTo7RSPHVU4_j37.mp4

[tulip ravine]

English stuck them up at the french to say hahaha I can still shoot u

[pure hatch]

It’s because they got cut off by salty French men when they get captured?

[tulip ravine]

Tell you what we may be a fuck up of a nation and a fall from grace, but we are based at times

[pure hatch]

The English longbow men is Europe’s equivalent of the Mongolian cavalry. Absolute nightmare to be on the receiving end

[pure hatch]

I know. Philip Luty was a mad lad

[fallow trellis]

how to keep your relatives from aging: sabotage their birthdays

[visual stirrup]

I can't tell if you're trolling.

[fallow trellis]

i dont what to judge what you do in your freetime, but i dont need bad dragon

[tulip ravine]

We have the Gurkhas (Nepalese soldiers that over fill the application every year for British army) in ww1 one went over trench, didn’t find him for weed except from Germans with throat slit, in afghan one got told to to bring back confirmation of kill of taliban leader, cut his head off with a shovel and brought it back

[visual stirrup]

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926581383680385084/1155309239124893706/RPReplay_Final1695502994.mov

[pure hatch]

Or the one Gurkha who kept fighting despite being heavily wounded. Dude had to work the action of his Enfield with one hand

[tulip ravine]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049987/amp/Gurkha-beheaded-Taliban-soldier-Afghanistan-battle-cleared-return-duty.html

[tulip ravine]

And the paras and Royal Marines absloute mad lads

[pure hatch]

I now remembered a time in WW2 where some Americans and Filipino soldiers ran out of grenades. The local fishermen who fished with explosives supplied them with their bombs to which the soldiers used as grenades

[void stream]

how tf

i use those exact mags and ive never seen that happen before

[pure hatch]

Magick

[odd sail]

The cartridges look rather uncanny

[eager igloo]

Maybe those are acid round after all

So the boulette got corroded

[upper axle]

quick, someone post the clip of Hannibal Buress making BWAHG BHWAG noises and then saying "French." as an impression of a french cop he had to deal with once!

[proud torrent]

brainfart

I have awoken to devastating news for the star wars fandom

they retconned the funniest and stupidest trivia

https://twitter.com/Connelberg/status/1705640532423147587

Connelberg (Recovery Mode) (@Connelberg)

STAR WARS HAS RETCONNED JIZZ MUSIC 😡😡😡

LIKE AND RETWEET IN SOLIDARITY✊ IF YOU'RE STILL A TRUE JIZZER

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Twitter · Sep 23, 2023, 5:49 PM

[slender rock]

Welcome to camp navarro, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR! MAAGGGOOOOT

[pure hatch]

“I don’t have power armor.”

[slender rock]

lol

[eager igloo]

Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!

[inland jackal]

Jesus fucking christ

That's on old ass clam

[crimson flame]

mf havin chopstick nips

[inland jackal]

Oh yeah. The nips are weird too

[mental bolt]

sausage nips 🌭

[odd sail]

joe rogan cocktail sausages

[inland jackal]

I feel like if I push the nips down, I'll turn on a light somewhere

[odd sail]

[little mirage]

how do you cope with Ada wongs lazer scene. Literally want to throw up wtf

[mental bolt]

pinocchio nips lookin ass

[inland jackal]

Why homeboy lookin at me like that?

[odd sail]

ew

[little mirage]

r those real?

[little mirage]

u you push one the other gets longer

[inland jackal]

NAHHHH

[inland jackal]

But like hear me out

I push one of them in, I hear a click, and then light beams out of his eyes like a fucking flashlight

[little mirage]

if you pull one the other gets shorter

[mental bolt]

blue coke looks better ngl

[inland jackal]

Coca-Coola

[inland jackal]

If it tastes the same. I fucking want it

[mental bolt]

What if you just paint the can blue?

o r

Pour the drink into a blue cup

[eager igloo]

You can also buy pepsi

[inland jackal]

That's called methanphetamine.

[inland jackal]

Fuck Pepsi

[mental bolt]

no its called cocaine

[inland jackal]

Blue coke

[mental bolt]

[inland jackal]

Methanphetamine

[mental bolt]

i have not heard of that type of math

i'm sorry

[inland jackal]

That's the full word for meth 💀

[mental bolt]

Like

THE ENTIRE WORD

for it?

[inland jackal]

Yep

[mental bolt]

w o w

[oblique spire]

yes meth is methamphetamine

[inland jackal]

Fuck I misspelt

[mental bolt]

Who taught you guys that?

[oblique spire]

idk

Pretty sure it was uhhhhh

[inland jackal]

I don't remember

[oblique spire]

RBT or sum shit

loved that show

[inland jackal]

Probably breaking bad or something

[mental bolt]

ʷᵉˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰˡᶦˢᵗ ⁿᵒʷ :⁾

COOL

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

[mental bolt]

yuh uh

[inland jackal]

My guy. I've been on a watchlist

[oblique spire]

I think you just gotta pay attention more when being taught about things

[mental bolt]

[inland jackal]

Actually I might be. I have actually associated with someone on a watchlist so it's a possibility