🎪bruh-fart

[young fulcrum]

Frankfrids

[oblique spire]

🤝

[high pike]

Good, it’s good to see everyone doing well

Shame I can’t relate to the convo however

[tulip ravine]

Can’t complain personally

Back to uni soon

[high pike]

Arma is a hell scape

[high pike]

Wdym school started last month bruv…

[tulip ravine]

But only got 2 years left then ima have a victory shit

[high pike]

Or are you just starting?

[tulip ravine]

Not for here

No

We get like

Start of may

To 28th sept off

[oblique spire]

I saw a video of abandoned PMC arsenals in afghanistan or smth the other day

I should go take them

[high pike]

You guys are living good wtf

[tulip ravine]

Mate it’s hell

[carmine crown]

Must be Blackwater

[tulip ravine]

You can hold down a full time job in mean time

But you have to quit before you go back

[oblique spire]

Funny thing, all the "PMC gear" was AKs n RPDs

[high pike]

Same, had a good summer job too, had to let it go tho

[tulip ravine]

@high pike wanna know the scuffed part

[carmine crown]

Ah, so the other side

[oblique spire]

Idk

[tulip ravine]

Paying 10 grand a year for fucking 7 hours of class a week

[oblique spire]

Funny thing too

They all looked afghani used

sooooo

idfk what PMC afghanistan/iraw has

[tulip ravine]

In Thursday 9-4 then Friday online 12-2

I hate it

I’d rather do 9-4 Monday to Friday

[high pike]

Wait, you have to be present?

[carmine crown]

None, closest thing would be the CIA

[tulip ravine]

Don’t have to be

[high pike]

Like you can’t just use an auto clicker or smthng?

[tulip ravine]

Wym

[high pike]

What kind of class is it?

[quartz ridge]

Dont go to university/ college unless you are becoming a doctor or engineer

[oblique spire]

CIA with unmaintaned AKs?

[tulip ravine]

Software engineering

[tulip ravine]

Unless your going into high level IT

[high pike]

Virtual or just online totally

[carmine crown]

Yep

[tulip ravine]

Yes you can self learn

[quartz ridge]

God bless your soul and that money stolen

[oblique spire]

Like they werent good at all

[young fulcrum]

There are some locals contracted through NATO national government PMCs.

British company Control Risk has Iraqis on contract for instance

[tulip ravine]

But degree helps you skip them initial entry roles

[tulip ravine]

Both

[oblique spire]

They looked like they had seen early 2000s middle eastern combat and hadnt been maintaned ever

[tulip ravine]

On campus Thurs

[high pike]

The better question is

[tulip ravine]

Online fri

[carmine crown]

It was probably some Tali stash that they called a PMC because it gets clicks

[high pike]

Are you really learning anything

Like anything relevant

[tulip ravine]

Surprisingly yeah

[oblique spire]

Honestly what im thinkin

[tulip ravine]

They pack a good amount into each class

[oblique spire]

I wonder what PMCs Straya has

[high pike]

Well then it’s worth the pain

A lot of people and teachers waste time

[tulip ravine]

In one semester we learned all about sys admin and the aws suite, how to use it with a Linux server and transfer stuff to and from and we had a bit of a intro to bash

[oblique spire]

Maybe then i'd actually be able to get a gun if i joined a PMC

[glad carbon]

[tulip ravine]

Most uni profs are hired for research first teacher second, ours are teachers first research second

[glad carbon]

You'd become a wellpaid security guard for some nature reserve

[oblique spire]

[carmine crown]

Most Western PMCs are international I thought.

[young fulcrum]

Probably the company would give them to you when you got in country...

[tulip ravine]

Although

[young fulcrum]

And take them back when you left

[oblique spire]

true

[high pike]

I’m a real world scenario what is this job pre req?

[oblique spire]

fuckers

[high pike]

Something for it?

[oblique spire]

Cant have shit in this wasteland

[tulip ravine]

Sysadmin

[high pike]

Wait, wouldn’t AI take that tho???

Like learn to do it?

[young fulcrum]

Can't, if they worked for another nation they'd be mercenaries, and that's illegal

[tulip ravine]

(Main focus is programming, however they include a semester each year of learning a different role so we can go into any of them if we choose)

[carmine crown]

PMCs are mercenaries man, just not on paper

[high pike]

I see

[oblique spire]

Well well well, the ADF is increasingly relying on PMCs

[high pike]

So they’re teaching you to be versatile that’s probably the for the best

[young fulcrum]

Yeah, but one of the parts that makes them not on paper is that foreign contracts are all handled through the company's govt of origin

[tulip ravine]

Think this year we are properly starting c# and more advance sql

[high pike]

Ig all it comes down to after that is how well you pick up on things

[young fulcrum]

It's a grey area in international law

[high pike]

How much do you know about it?

[tulip ravine]

I mean obviously I don’t know a lot, with programming the bulk of your learning usually comes from your junior roles

[carmine crown]

PMCs are weird man, every rich as fuck billionaire probably has their own private army

[tulip ravine]

Since every company will code different things it’s impossible to specifically learn it

So they give us enough to get through and then the main learning starts at job

[high pike]

Is there a way to circumvent this?

To save yourself time? Like in the future?

[oblique spire]

I should go to Afghanistan in a helo with shorts

definitely no war crimes would be committed

[tulip ravine]

You could self learn, but it’s just a part of it

Junior programmer your looking at 5 years minimum

[oblique spire]

Yes yes, there is plenty of room for POWs on this helicopter, do not worry

[young fulcrum]

Yeah, but then they're "private security" lol.

The UN has a list of things that separate a "PMC" from a "mercenary" but the biggest 2 I recall are 1: No offensive operations, only defensive and 2: They have a country of origin and work with that countries explicit approval

[high pike]

Pays well I’m assuming, you’re always learning something to stay ahead

[tulip ravine]

Yeah it does haha

America some places I’ve seen advertise 100k around that figure

Idk if that’s good but here it’s fucking brilliant

[high pike]

It’s great,

[tulip ravine]

Same with Australia

[oblique spire]

See you should be able to take prisoners in squad @tulip ravine

[high pike]

Honestly I could go on and on about how fuck the economic situation is here

[tulip ravine]

Torture update when

[high pike]

But I don’t have all day

[oblique spire]

And try to fit them in a black hawk when playing the aussies

no war crimes

[high pike]

100k usd is almost considered middle/ lower class here now

[tulip ravine]

Honestly mate it’s 7 am and my brain is too fried for a intellectual convo

[high pike]

Everything is more expensive, so if you work remotely 100k I’d amazing

[eager igloo]

Retired spec ops have to do work still

[tulip ravine]

I just wanna hamburber

[high pike]

Five guys

[tulip ravine]

That’s entry level pay

[tulip ravine]

Too expensive here

[oblique spire]

ACTUALLY

[tulip ravine]

I swear I paid 20 for a burger and fries

It wasn’t even that great Tbf

[oblique spire]

M134 Humvees & black hawks in squad when

[tulip ravine]

Combat engineering vehicle in squad when

I wanna ride around in military digger man

Combat mobility scooter

[oblique spire]

I wanna be deaf from firing an M134 out of a black hawk for 20 seconds straight no ear pro

squad when

They have MG3 MI-8s already

gib M134

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008862394468028466/1154509907769446400/IMG_20230921_195516_741.jpg

[hot snow]

incomprehensible

[oblique spire]

And I still wanna see a hind in Squad

[grim sluice]

🫳
🍞🦆

[high pike]

For 100¥ it’s not

[odd sail]

japanesu yen

[high pike]

Tell them to make it medium well and cook the bun in the beef juice on the grill

[high pike]

Wdym

[odd sail]

¥

[high pike]

That’s the pound symbol right?

What is that

[odd sail]

omg

[rancid iris]

[odd sail]

[high pike]

€

E

[rancid iris]

[high pike]

€ for Europe

[odd sail]

merican spotted

[rancid iris]

let me stop u right there

[grim sluice]

💷

[odd sail]

I will 💷 you

[high pike]

Nvm

[grim sluice]

Pound notes

[oblique spire]

WAR CRIMES WAR CRIMES WAR CRIMES WAR CRIMES

[high pike]

Yeah that’s what they use in Europe €

[odd sail]

llama

end yourself

[grim sluice]

Real people know this # is the pound key

[odd sail]

[high pike]

The € is there dollar sign

[oblique spire]

what

[high pike]

Like $ is America

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/i-should-skin-people-alive-gif-26319329

[grim sluice]

Australia, Hong Kong, and New Zealand have dollars too

[oblique spire]

[odd sail]

Venezuelan dollars

[oblique spire]

American spotted fr

[high pike]

Dineros right?

Like guapos?

[odd sail]

I wouldn't know

[high pike]

🇲🇽

[odd sail]

I thought Venezuelans measure currency in trucks

truck loads of notes

[grim sluice]

Do not Google the Currency of Vietnam

[oblique spire]

its Vietnamese Dong

[high pike]

Bhat right?

[oblique spire]

i already know this

[odd sail]

I have a magnum Vietnamese currency

[grim sluice]

DONG

[oblique spire]

American confirmed

[high pike]

Look

[oblique spire]

[high pike]

They don’t teach us this shit in class alright

[oblique spire]

[grim sluice]

[high pike]

And besides

If it makes dollars 💸

[odd sail]

[high pike]

It makes sense

[grim sluice]

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1154618766001455124/IMG_7893.jpg

[odd sail]

The floating monetary value of the dollar when I incite people on twitter to storm the white house

[oblique spire]

HOW FUCKING FAR DOES HIS FOREHEAD GO

[hot snow]

cheese

[odd sail]

@static storm

[oblique spire]

cbhesenurgsdr

[grim sluice]

👨🏿‍🦰

Okay Ginger

[high pike]

Why is he black?

[odd sail]

it's a ginger

[grim sluice]

Gingers can be any skin colour

[odd sail]

but it's a-

[grim sluice]

you racis

[high pike]

Looks like a pumpkin

[odd sail]

racism

[high pike]

Where

[odd sail]

In my pants

[high pike]

The real racism

[hot snow]

I didn't know pepnis can be racist

[oblique spire]

good lord theres penice

[high pike]

CEO of rasism

[grim sluice]

Ahem

[oblique spire]

what is that in response to

[carmine crown]

You guys are terrible at spelng, holly shit

[hot snow]

asss

[odd sail]

spleng*

[grim sluice]

Spleens

[oblique spire]

nuh uhb

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-mom-ur-mom-funny-dog-funny-face-69-gif-20686261

[high pike]

Feeling a lot of hatred right now

[grim sluice]

Thugs
Youths
Mayors
Joggers
Parolees
Juveniles
Hooligans
Hoodlums
Protesters
Teenagers
Pranksters
Youngsters
Ex-convicts
Party goers
Delinquents
Jobless losers
Gifted athletes
Gang members
Trouble makers
Bus passengers
Aspiring rappers
Subway dancers
Repeat offenders
Lifelong criminals
Young gentlemen
Masked assailants
Lunchtime rowdies
Persons of interest
Restaurant patrons
Former NFL players
Community activists
Unhappy customers
Black Friday crowds
Troubled young men
High school students
Spring break partiers
Neighborhood bullies
Scholarship recipients

[odd sail]

hi son

[hot snow]

how did you birth an egg

[odd sail]

through my ass

[hot snow]

fair

[high pike]

Fucking hell is this

[grim sluice]

A list of descriptions

[high pike]

@cinder forums please pin this 🙏🏼

[grim sluice]

Colourful media titles

[odd sail]

of some very respected people

[grim sluice]

Firey but mostly peaceful

[odd sail]

peaceful, hmm

[hot snow]

I wonder how many people get randomly pinged in brainfsrt per day

fuck now I can't spell

my autocorrect is failing me

[odd sail]

@high pike please stick a fork in the power outlet 🙏

[hot snow]

make sure to lick it first aswell

makes it all the better

[carmine crown]

Not a bad idea

[odd sail]

power outletussy

[hot snow]

fuck off

[glad carbon]

dont do that

[high pike]

Why? I just co-signed what you said

Some real shit

They need to see that in here

[odd sail]

daily reminder that on wikipedia

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[high pike]

No the fuck it can’t

Delete that

[hot snow]

I call inspect element

[odd sail]

wikipedia also says that

[grim sluice]

Remember
Citrussy was once a respectable word

[odd sail]

debussy used to compose some great songs

[odd sail]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-ussy

[high pike]

https://tenor.com/view/ernie-not-listening-sesame-street-nodding-gif-15980453

[carmine crown]

Thank you for educating us on what ussy means

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989306640819978240/1154611782657245204/trim.8ECDF45D-0BC4-4D9F-89F5-37B16B1EEB79-1.mp4

[proud torrent]

brain fard

found a fun lil critter at work tonight

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490233456509583401/1154665079745302568/20230922_001544.jpg

he doin the thing

[hot snow]

you should

eat it

[proud torrent]

https://tenor.com/bvIs0.gif

[hot snow]

yes like that

[proud torrent]

my chance to bring about covid 2

electric boogaloo

[hot snow]

covid 2 already exists

were all the way up to 19

tf you mean

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1154606330242420766/h3e3bax5zx011.jpg

[eager igloo]

It was SARS 2 already

[hot snow]

ars

like the British pronouncion for ass

not british

whatever country pronouncion of ass

[eager igloo]

Tf you on about

[gilded blade]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1663188223684751360/pu/vid/360x364/WzBUyVfDlRKQkmoz.mp4?tag=12

[gilded blade]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[hot snow]

ass

p!8ball does this work

[foggy mantle]

:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.

[hot snow]

p!8ball are you still high

[foggy mantle]

:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?

[hot snow]

yup

never gets old

[tame hazel]

thisll give me phobia of sitting down

[glad carbon]

any seat could have this feature and you wouldn't know until you sat down

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-half-life2-half-life-tree-meme-tree-gif-27380174

[midnight cloud]

stalker 2 tree?!

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/i-should-skin-people-alive-gif-26319329

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-angry-professor-jones-uncanny-gif-14270867341461355719

[hot snow]

man brainfsrt being kinda dead today

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-gif-6084952879630616187

[hot snow]

matches with my tone

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/the-uncanny-cat-curse-uncanny-cat-curse-canny-vs-uncanny-cat-canny-cat-vs-uncanny-cat-gif-469557507002947335

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043809953200218162/1154676941614501950/The-Nasa-is-looking-for-him-1695365935821.mp4

this is actually genius

[glad carbon]

withstands the force of a small dog

[quartz ridge]

Literally kick the door

[hot snow]

super glue never fails

as long as it keeps the door closed that's a W in my opinion

[delicate flower]

this is aphex twin

[hot snow]

what is happening

[delicate flower]

its aphex twin producing his next album

[hot snow]

no idea who that is

but I'm guessin it's the gy in the video

guy

[livid pond]

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1130974415383965756/Ronaldo.mov

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibing-jam-gif-18774874

[clear bear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806714809462161478/1004930726807998474/caption.gif

[carmine crown]

Pour some milk and it could be a good breakfast

[hot snow]

I have that every day

it gives me power

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-linkstare-catstare-theboysbutdumb-gif-26094112

[eager igloo]

That doesn't sound horrible actually

It would look awful though

[hot snow]

the m&ms are fine with milk

the skittles

are not

[eager igloo]

Since the colour would leak and mix that gives grey colour pretty sure

[eager igloo]

Maybe not great but probably not horrible

[hot snow]

yo i love the big half tower

[carmine crown]

Best apartment building ive seen in bulgaria

[hot snow]

yes the apartment building is the worst part of this imagine

[odd sail]

is that the monolith

on the right

[pastel quartz]

the citadel

from half life 2

[hot snow]

no it's the Jenga tower

[eager igloo]

Gonna play stalker again once I finish BG3

Shit's taking forever

[hot snow]

no it's space jenga

fool

[odd sail]

no wonder it looks like it was visited by the entirety of romania and still standing

[hot snow]

yes

I remember being there

when I was 5

I still have one of the space screws

[carmine crown]

Was only able to finish SoC, Clearsky was unplayable to me

[hot snow]

vlad horni arc goes beyond brainfart

[odd sail]

thanks for the shoutout bro

you should drop by the tarky channel sometimes

we're gonna be horni together

[hot snow]

I don't have tarkov

and I don't plan on getting it

[odd sail]

poor ah

[hot snow]

I'd rather be poor than loose what I've gathered after I start playing the game

cause I suck

[odd sail]

you lose your sanity and virginity, according to nikita

but you have neither

[hot snow]

exactly

I've lost the first one since I gained sentience

[glad carbon]

aint even horny, hes just putting it as it is

[hot snow]

what do you mean

[eager igloo]

I meant gamma

Not playing OGs

[hot snow]

are you insinuating you can have hot anal in tarkov

[glad carbon]

you get brutally assfucked by the game constantly

and other players

and AI

[hot snow]

I mean that's kinda life

[glad carbon]

and server netcode

[hot snow]

I wish the game had an AI only mode

maybe then I wouldn't suck so bad

[glad carbon]

they spit in ur eye and punch you in the gut and then u get sent to the main menu

[hot snow]

don't people do that aswell

if I ever do get tarkov I will definitely play in the most brain-dead way possible

so whether or not I suck at the game I will not play it properly

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989306640819978240/1154583448493760592/RDT_20230921_204849.mp4

[odd sail]

you're gonna be playing like 99.99% of the playerbase

[hot snow]

perfect

I do know of the roblox tarkov

which for Roblox standards is pretty decent

[hot snow]

maja probably knows about it

[oblique spire]

FUCKIN HOOD OS

[hot snow]

llama is squad just a better insurgency sandstorm

cause I've heard people say that

[odd sail]

squad is arma but insurgency

[hot snow]

accurate I think

[carmine crown]

Squad is only fun with friends or with an organized group. Playing with randos is chaos

[hot snow]

chaos makes fun

universal rule

[carmine crown]

Chaos CAN make fun, can also make torture

[hot snow]

I often find myself having the most fun playing a video game when I can't understand what's happening

it may be because of my brain damage

but

it's the truth

[oblique spire]

Hell Let Loose but modern

[carmine crown]

Theres a better class/role system in squad than in HLL. HLL has better vehicles though imo

[oblique spire]

Somewhat

HLL you can pick any role tho

so its good for duos

if i wanna be an machine gunner in squad i need a squad of 3

HLL i can pick anything provided i have a commander

where as squad

if i play with my duo

i can only be a rifleman

[carmine crown]

Thats why being in a competent group makes it fun, half the time my rando SL leaves in HLL

[oblique spire]

Recon gaming

2 man armor gaming

Both games are based anyway

but, HLL could take some things from squad

and squad could take some things from HLL

[carmine crown]

True, have you tried the british in HLL? They added them recently

[oblique spire]

Fuck no and i never will

[carmine crown]

Why

[oblique spire]

because

they suck

German, or US

all i play in HLL

sometimes soviets

[carmine crown]

The British has better guns than the US man

Only decent gun the US have is the M1 Grand, everything else is dogshit

Wish the BAR would have a bipod, at least for the MG class

[oblique spire]

BAR is good, Thompson is good, muh 2 world wars is good

Garand is good

tanks are good

snipers are good

tf does the british have

[stone blade]

uhh yes

[carmine crown]

This guy. Thompson is garbage, BAR has too much recoil and no bipod

M1911 is a pistol, all pistols are worthless in the game.

The British guns have barely any recoil, use the sten or bren gun

The worst faction is definately the soviets though, they just get garbage rods and ppshs

[oblique spire]

Fuck are you on about

Thompson is actually good

Seems you just have a skill issue

M1911 is also good

[midnight cloud]

personally i prefer finger guns since theyre so op

[oblique spire]

I've gotten many many kills with both the M1911, BAR and Thomspon

not to mention the bolt action is based asf

[pale ingot]

i dont fuck with the m1911

it feels rough to use personally

[oblique spire]

And the soviets can be decent at times

So while I respect your opinion, and I respect you as a person

kill yourself

[carmine crown]

Explain how the thompson is great

[pale ingot]

[pastel quartz]

its a gun shoot bullets

[oblique spire]

Close range, .45 ACP, high fire rate

[pastel quartz]

if it does damage then its good in my book

[oblique spire]

And the fire rate on the sten is horrible, high recoil, the iron sights on the lee enfield are dogshit

[carmine crown]

Doesnt compete with the MP40 or Sten in my book.

[oblique spire]

MP40 is good, sten is actual dogshit

and the tanks are horrible

i've got a feeling you're just trolling me

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-close-to-camera-cat-cat-close-cat-ugly-cat-too-close-gif-27041712

[tulip ravine]

COME ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN STEN GOALS

[carmine crown]

Brits are the best faction without a doubt

[hot snow]

what is ingerland

[oblique spire]

The trolling is real

[carmine crown]

Im not trolling man

[heavy halo]

goals!

[solar obsidian]

Jarvis, don't swap the first "i" and "n" in "ingerland".

[hot snow]

my thoughts exactly

[oblique spire]

i must say you had for a solid minute

nice troll

[heavy halo]

😨

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1102994009196068884/0B0D129F-36BD-4C16-8504-72AD909ABAAB.mp4

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-crying-sad-gif-15286789

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/f-respect-coffin-respect-video-game-gif-17724130

[livid pond]

did the infantry update drop ?

[oblique spire]

In 5 days

[livid pond]

cool ty

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1095228625273491506/redditsave.com_grandpa_asks_an_important_question_to_live-t1qo6hgjtms81-480.mp4

[oblique spire]

Brainfart

War thunder

RDR2

Dayz

Tarkov

which one

[odd sail]

suicide

[oblique spire]

Nuh uh

[wraith osprey]

Tarkov

[odd sail]

yuh uh

[carmine crown]

Hoi4

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

[odd sail]

hrt4

[oblique spire]

🤝

1 vote for tarkov

any others

vlad would you like to give an actual answer

[odd sail]

kill yourself

thats the real answer

[carmine crown]

+1

[wraith osprey]

😭

[odd sail]

2 votes for kys 1 vote for tarkov

anyone else

[wraith osprey]

Soo mean

[oblique spire]

You kill yourself

[eager igloo]

That's just rude

[odd sail]

done

[oblique spire]

goofy lookin oneee twooo, buckle my shoeeee three fourrr buckle some moreee lookin headass

[stone blade]

women ☕

[solar obsidian]

rdr2

[oblique spire]

1 for tarkov 1 for RDR2

[river zealot]

wdym witch one

[odd sail]

guys pockets

[oblique spire]

to play

[river zealot]

what are the cattegories

[river zealot]

rdr2

[oblique spire]

2 for rdr2, 1 for tarkov, 2 for kms

[carmine crown]

Im about to get my alt

[oblique spire]

aight

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-kill-yourself-kys-cat-cat-webcam-cat-camera-gif-23563173

[eager igloo]

Hello

[dreamy flax]

@neat copper (_bigant) has been banned for reason: posts edited porn, weird memes and slurs, clearly doesn't want to read the rules - and we don't want people like you here
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012510897136222293/1129625950175367238/Glory_to_Discord_Moderators_DOR_ver.mp4

[river zealot]

im sorry ivan had a stroke, he is dead

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648136177567924235/1153776764418539601/Screenshot_20230919-134105.png

@uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

[tulip ravine]

Unga bunga

[odd sail]

me and who

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648136177567924235/1153964709842800680/RDT_20230902_045112.mp4

[tulip ravine]

Vlad smells

[odd sail]

you do

[tulip ravine]

Turns out my fucking nan has tried fighting a nurse this morning

She is like the British Trevor from gta v but a 60 year old woman

[uncut obsidian]

cyberpunk horror

[odd sail]

[fierce jay]

@winged phoenix

[odd sail]

faith in a nutshell

[eager igloo]

Banned with just one warn smh

[tulip ravine]

Aktually it is you who smells

[odd sail]

ackshually 🤓

[tulip ravine]

Brainfart smell tier list when

[odd sail]

ackshually kill yourself

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-boop-sniff-gif-21374410

[odd sail]

exile

[tulip ravine]

I would rather be a exile then you

[odd sail]

go on

[stone blade]

hi hi

[tulip ravine]

Another day another slay my g

[odd sail]

what are you talking about

[stone blade]

the scav doing this only to headshots you from 200 meters away with PRS

[tulip ravine]

Vlad

[odd sail]

hydro

[tulip ravine]

Do you not know?

[odd sail]

no

[tulip ravine]

Ah

[odd sail]

i only know that you should kill yourself

[tulip ravine]

[narrow lotus]

The AI in tarkov is not that hard

The AI in tarkov

[carmine crown]

Now that I think of it, we should all kill ourselves.

[odd sail]

outlast

[carmine crown]

Group suicide?

[odd sail]

group masturbation starts in 10 seconds

[tulip ravine]

REAL

[odd sail]

whoever dies first wins

[stone blade]

SAMEEEEE

omg same

[oblique spire]

isn't outlast a horror story game

or sum shit

kinda like the Alien game?

[odd sail]

survival game

[tulip ravine]

Llama you want a survival game?

Go into Birmingham

[odd sail]

you are surviving against the children who you washed down the basin

[stone blade]

NU IDI NAHUI DEBIL STROKE BLYAD TVOI MAT WILL HAVE A STROKE BLYAD NAHUI

[tulip ravine]

I’ll meet you and we can can make it coop

[stone blade]

ingame

[oblique spire]

by survival game i dont mean like

run through here go here bc big bad man chase you oooooo

i mean like

open world rust survival

[odd sail]

shoot bad man

resident evil

there you go

[oblique spire]

no

smh

[odd sail]

poosy

[oblique spire]

F on the assignment Vlad

[tulip ravine]

Me when my crusty sock starts chasing me Fr

[odd sail]

you ain't my school teacher

cuz i ain't nailing you

[runic kernel]

Hi Vlad Hi llama Hi Ivan Hi Hydro

[tulip ravine]

What

Damnnn

British cat

[odd sail]

hi catboy

[oblique spire]

ALO CATBOY ❤️

[odd sail]

london cat

[river zealot]

hello chernobyl

[odd sail]

manchester cat, even

[tulip ravine]

Manchester is not real

[odd sail]

why manchester where is womanchester

[stone blade]

hii ❤️

[tulip ravine]

I was walking through Trafford centre other day and crackheads were arguing

[oblique spire]

Side note

medieval dynasty fucking slaps

[runic kernel]

I like the ming dynasty

[oblique spire]

im talking about a game smh catboy youre so silly

[tulip ravine]

Catboy do be silly

[runic kernel]

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sniff-gif-26264120

[oblique spire]

i should play some rust

[carmine crown]

Damn you really want to play shit games

Warthunder, tarkov, rust

[tulip ravine]

I just wanna beat naked with a rock man

[oblique spire]

you cant talk about shit, you say the british is the best HLL faction

your opinion is automatically wrong on any topic now

[tulip ravine]

The Germans are the best faction Fr

Problem with HLL and Squad

Impossible to say which faction is truly best

[oblique spire]

Irregular militia

and australia

ez

[tulip ravine]

Since no fucker plays as a coordinated competent team

[carmine crown]

Irregular militia or the VDV

[oblique spire]

HK417 goes hard on the aussies

Fuckin doinking habibis left and right

[odd sail]

deodorant can grenade goes hard btw

[hot snow]

I thought australia hated guns

[sterile abyss]

Probably moss side residents

[hot snow]

timeline irregularidades

[hot snow]

you throw it at a gamer and they instantly start smelling good

[odd sail]

the entire neighbourhood starts smelling good again

[hot snow]

yes

you can see the smoke of deodorant wafting into the atmosphere as it deaodorizes the homes

[river zealot]

austalian spec ops when there is not enough space in the helicopter for talibans

[oblique spire]

[odd sail]

australian SAS when not enough civilians to smoke

[pure hatch]

The use of shorts in the desert though is unfathomably based

Confuses the Americans all the while helps in telling them you’re Aussie

[pure hatch]

Thanks for sending that meme. I tried so hard in finding it but the meme folder is too fucking big

[oblique spire]

me and Ryan Gosling in squad fr

Btw he took me prisoner before

we were on a small Seeding map

Aussies vs insurgents

[oblique spire]

I went unarmed, he placed an IED on me and took me prisoner

[river zealot]

man i wish squad had vc between enemies

[oblique spire]

true

[river zealot]

that shit would be so funny

[oblique spire]

and then after

me and gosling had sniper duels

i had the HK417

he had a SKS

oh and THEN

[carmine crown]

What the fuck are you talking about

[oblique spire]

THUNK battles

[pure hatch]

Man, the clusterfuck it’s gonna bring is like Sandstorm and Battlebit. It’ll be glorious

[oblique spire]

Grenade launcher V grenade launcher

[oblique spire]

Squad, dumbass

[pure hatch]

Sneaking up on the enemy and saying hello before killing them never gets old

Hope comms with the enemy become more prevalent in games

[carmine crown]

Mhm, you and ryan gosling dueled in squad

[oblique spire]

yes, we did

[carmine crown]

Bro I dont think thats the real Ryan Gosling

[oblique spire]

No shit

I call him ryan gosling because thats his username

tf you want me to do leak his real name to a discord channel?

Goofy headass

[carmine crown]

Man you were saying Ryan gosling, not goaslink

[oblique spire]

Same thing

he used to be Ryan Gosling

and Oppenheimer

so, kill yourself

[pure hatch]

reading the katakana slightly gave me a headache, but yeah it reads as underbarrel shotgun or “anda-bareru shottogan”

Argument over a name, brainfart moment

[odd sail]

i am blind

[carmine crown]

Respectfully, kill yourself

[pure hatch]

hi blind, i am Le Engineer

[odd sail]

end thyself

[oblique spire]

no u

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/dreaming-key-smash-kitten-cute-gif-17505545

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-stabbing-himself-minul-mirdha-spongebob-suicide-gif-19249830

[placid sail]

stop killing yourself en masse, chat

[river robin]

No

[placid sail]

it's a good decision, but your corpses drop the fps for everyone

[carmine crown]

Why dont you just end yourself?

[pure hatch]

But it’s brainfart’s favorite past time

[carmine crown]

Liking my knight in Chiv

[pale ingot]

hi brainfart

[placid sail]

you should fry yourself now

with eggs

[carmine crown]

Thats rude

[pale ingot]

too much work

[placid sail]

I don't care, I'm hungy

[pale ingot]

I just want to rest

[fallow trellis]

Nail polish

[runic kernel]

Hi Le Engineer Hi Quinn Hi ham Hi bz11k

[eager igloo]

Omg cat hiiiii

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/catjam-cat-dancing-cat-music-music-cat-cute-cat-gif-23392229

[runic kernel]

HI MENACE

[eager igloo]

HIIII

[pure hatch]

Greetings

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3cmr32

[river zealot]

nice pillow

alo brainfart nahuy

look at this cat

[proud torrent]

triangle tail age cats are good

[dreamy flax]

Warned Kasunick#1082 for: Read the rules again, rape jokes/CP jokes are not welcome in this server - Next one is gonna hurt
Warning: 3

[odd sail]

[oblique spire]

[odd sail]

A microscopic moiety of tomfoolery

[eager igloo]

Dayum I got shadow warned

Forgot black sun is used by neo nazis

[river zealot]

snowflake ass mods

[eager igloo]

That's my first warn in like forever

Fake

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

I'm him

[river zealot]

he is him

[stone blade]

bitch sent me her location
wtf is this

[fierce jay]

https://youtu.be/ESTWe__gvw4

Get yourself educated guys

And make some decent memes from now on

[quaint ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819590773922070584/1154542042437910559/RDT_20230922_001649.mp4

[wraith osprey]

No
You are going to steal them

[fierce jay]

Listen here you little sh~

[wraith osprey]

[grizzled meadow]

Go crazy go stupid 2

[livid pond]

post psychotic break

[pastel quartz]

anybody wanna rp

[shadow wyvern]

the gap in my resume is when I didn't work

[wraith osprey]

Only if you are going to rp a person who never speaks here again

[mint mist]

u know femboys can be doms tho, what

[runic kernel]

am pro

[quaint ore]

Nice one

You make me wanna reinstall tittyfall 2

[runic kernel]

do it

DO IT NOW

[quaint ore]

I am killing my legs at the gym

Punishing myself for being weak

[runic kernel]

[quaint ore]

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

this is you

[pastel quartz]

@runic kernel

[quaint ore]

I wish, thanks for the compliment doe, brudda

[inland jackal]

Its so fucking rare tho

[winged geode]

"no, i have signed an NDA"

[river zealot]

[mint mist]

no, ur one of them

[inland jackal]

[inland jackal]

I'm not wrong

[river zealot]

you guys are weird

[inland jackal]

Welcome to brainfart. We also do psychological help sometimes

[shadow wyvern]

didn't execute him

7/10

nice nade tho

[odd sail]

My first warn a few days ago was for words that were filtered by automod

[little mirage]

Just recently got into a match where the entire enemy team was basically just glorified grunts.
34 kills and 4 titan kills. I gotta record too.

[livid pond]

I gotta walk on eggshells now before i get banned for being too silly

[little mirage]

what did u do?

https://tenor.com/view/haechan-127hivemind-alpha-wolf-nct-nct-haechan-gif-26541424

[runic kernel]

he turned around

[verbal frost]

i can catpost in here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1146649913678123018/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[runic kernel]

Hi Madi Hi memeg

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[solar obsidian]

Menace when Womennoob walks in

[river zealot]

hello

[eager igloo]

A who

[runic kernel]

Hi Delight

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hi there

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[solar obsidian]

Womennoob

[odd sail]

avg woman

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[odd sail]

why can't i send pics of your balls to you

[stone blade]

I don't even play the game

[eager igloo]

Hello, didn't see you here yet

[eager igloo]

I can read, the fuck does that mean

You made that up

[river zealot]

not anymore that is

[mint mist]

hi

[stone blade]

Hi maja

[mint mist]

ugly

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sniff-gif-26264120

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972157766976290829/1154750916449284168/F6kk_iSW4AAhU3o.png

[pale ingot]

hello again brainfart

[pastel quartz]

Should i buy a machete?

Hi Ham

[pale ingot]

omw home

[pastel quartz]

oh neat

From where?

[pale ingot]

the city

[pastel quartz]

Doing what?

[pale ingot]

stuff

[livid pond]

ur mum

[pale ingot]

various activities

like doing your mother

[pastel quartz]

):

Enough brainfart for today

I'll go cry

[pale ingot]

theres traffic so imma have to spend like 1 hour on the bus

and its like 30 celsius in here

and i have the sun in my face

and im wearing a hoodie that i can't take off rn

and i'm tired asf

but it is the weekend

[toxic sundial]

Five nites feddy

Me asf

[past nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/622641203296337980.gif?v=1

[pale ingot]

anf theyre playing nursery rhymes on the radio

[fierce jay]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-hand-out-give-me-orangutan-give-me-hand-out-mine-gif-27199184

[solar obsidian]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/vince-mcmahon-surprised-x-when-y-walks-in

[odd sail]

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1154738344773816370/leradiochat.mp4

[odd sail]

fatherless

meow tiers of

lab grown sample

[placid sail]

brainfarter

even worse

wait

oh no

oh no no no

I'm fatherless too

and I'm a brainfarter

it all comes together

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-out-gif-18252480

[fierce jay]

[mint mist]

hi hannya, hi nobody

hi blue guy

[placid sail]

slash me slowly turns into maja and screams

[mint mist]

y sadge

[placid sail]

he is currently undergoing a training in seventh femboy division of vladivostok, you're safe for now

[odd sail]

i am based on walter white (i'm going to do a phd in chemistry and inhale carcinogen)

[pale ingot]

get me out of here

[solar obsidian]

put some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger

[pale ingot]

im not strapped bro

[placid sail]

delight no

bad delight

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-come-on-bruh-low-tier-god-gif-24715772

[solar obsidian]

weak mindset

[pale ingot]

i should break the window open and jump

[placid sail]

Falco should have left you exiled

brainfart has corrupted you

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[placid sail]

you're baiting n words and telling people to off themselves

you're no longer pure enough for santa's helper role

[pale ingot]

santa's helper probably fucking evil and treacherous too

[mint mist]

true

it did

[solar obsidian]

i mean yeah...

[fierce jay]

i got the one with lightnings in the background too

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[mint mist]

WAAAAAAAAAAH im bored

[pale ingot]

off yourself

[mint mist]

no

[pale ingot]

noob

[mint mist]

ik

[somber warren]

commit self forever sleep

[placid sail]

petition to publicly spank delight for his crimes

[pale ingot]

sleep for a month straight (starve)

[solar obsidian]

dont nut

[somber warren]

keep your fetishes to yourself

[placid sail]

sex me

now

[solar obsidian]

go to horny jail

[somber warren]

big bad russian spanks poor Lithuanian man

literally racism

[placid sail]

there's dotdeutschland and spider there, and they creep me out

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

not going there

[edgy abyss]

That's some neat accusations coming from you...

[placid sail]

silence furry

[solar obsidian]

look at him, Grim, he tryna pray for my downfall

[placid sail]

I do

[solar obsidian]

helper team knows im too precious to be exiled

[edgy abyss]

Man... for someone that hates furrys... you sure have a weird pfp for it...

[mint mist]

p!avatar @placid sail

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for bz11k

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[mint mist]

looks normal to me

[placid sail]

yeah see

[solar obsidian]

the ears

[placid sail]

what ears

[hollow sleet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/430202415984279557/1154753832614637668/F6fc8TmXAAAI5L_.png?width=545&height=676

[edgy abyss]

We all are

[mint mist]

ew, spoiler this

[mint mist]

u chagned

[gilded blade]

p!avatar @gilded blade

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for jcdenton2651

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[placid sail]

the final shidd

[solar obsidian]

how so?

[mint mist]

idk i forgot

they said it 5 minutes ago

[placid sail]

I can be your angle... or yuor devil...

[solar obsidian]

it is what it is

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/voices-in-my-head-the-voices-meme-meme-asylum-gif-25250651

[mint mist]

ew his toung is ew

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[edgy abyss]

An aCute angle?

Or an anglo saxton?

[upper axle]

REAL

[solar obsidian]

p!gerara

[foggy mantle]

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[placid sail]

it is time

to kill Delight

[solar obsidian]

how about you kill yo-
have a nice day

[placid sail]

say it

say it loser

[mint mist]

say it

[solar obsidian]

it

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1154600763209830491/Lightnings_Advice.mp4

[mint mist]

unless u really changed

he fell off

[upper axle]

so you guys know how the finale of Need for Speed: Most Wanted has you in an inescapable police chase and you jump a bridge to escape the town and beat the game at the end of it? yea idk why i thought of that when i saw this just now but hey it's funny.

just imagine fleeing the cops going ludicrous speed on a pair of rollerblades and jumping a bridge.

that'd be sick

[solar obsidian]

yeah...

[placid sail]

that's interesting, however

[placid sail]

DUDE

I WAS JUST LISTENING TO A SONG ON YOUTUBE EARLIER TODAY

AND NOW IT'S RESTRICTED IN MY COUNTRY, THE WERY SAME LINK

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

[solar obsidian]

who asked

[gilded blade]

Youtube be doing a Lil trolling

[upper axle]

✨ welcome to youtube's insanely retarded region locking of certain kinds of music and artists for really no explainable reason. its especially bad with japanese music. ✨

[solar obsidian]

gotta appeal to the nazi investors

[upper axle]

nah but seriously fuck youtube for music, they're even worse than spotify with that shit, and spotify just sometimes fucking removes songs.

for literally zero reason

[placid sail]

that song is older than me

[upper axle]

whats the song

[placid sail]

oh nvm found a different link on the very same youtube that works

weird ass site

[solar obsidian]

it cant be older than the pyramids, dont be silly

[placid sail]

Fade Into You by Mazzy Star