NO NO...let the man speak
#🎪bruh-fart
midnight cloud
swift scarab
Welp, time to post some early 2020s memes for lack of a better idea at the moment
slender rock
JESUS CHRIST
pastel quartz
swift scarab
I feel my fingers sweating
strong eagle
slender rock
One can't sample sound of stabbing themselves
midnight cloud
One can't sample sound of stabbing themselves
REALLY now?
slender rock
it doesn't make the sound that mics can pick up
midnight cloud
how would you know this though?
slender rock
👀
midnight cloud
Mics capture every sound dont they?
slender rock
not really
midnight cloud
surely it would pick up a meaty stab
rancid iris
he's talking awfully narcy for not being a fed
midnight cloud
or maybe a squirt from an artery
rancid iris
slender rock
a lot of that is made thanks to foley artists
it's a lot less than you think in reality
midnight cloud
Aaaahh i see i see...
rancid iris
a lot of that is made thanks to foley artists
mick foley never did anything like that, he was mankind in wwe
swift scarab
Man I’ve scrolled back in my photo reel far enough that I’m finding my old pictures from when I still played vrchat
midnight cloud
he's talking awfully narcy for not being a fed
gotta blend in the crowd if I gotta expose some tax evaders bro...
slender rock
https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051
eat my ass
rancid iris
eat my ass
hand me my eating spoon
midnight cloud
SAY whrexxy says here you didnt pay in awhile...whys that?
swift scarab
Cowards use spoons
rancid iris
SAY whrexxy says here you didnt pay in awhile...whys that?
i live in texas, come and try to get my taxes
midnight cloud
fuckin bet
rancid iris
i've got 6 different calibres of gun for you to have a word with
swift scarab
Peak tax evasion strategy is to simply not make enough money to have to pay taxes in the first place
odd sail
placid sail
jesus
rancid iris
kek
midnight cloud
i've got 6 different calibres of gun for you to have a word with
go ahead and try shooting 12km2 of corn syrup approaching your location
placid sail
at this point, may as well rename it into amerifart
rancid iris
go ahead and try shooting 12km2 of corn syrup approaching your location
i will consume
odd sail
fellas
swift scarab
No
odd sail
tax evasion is fucking shooting down the cops
rancid iris
what
midnight cloud
i will consume
Exactly, ive pumped them full of blue pills and estrogen youll be forced to pay your taxes forever
slender rock
tax evasion is fucking shooting down the cops
what
strong eagle
rancid iris
strong eagle
https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-ne...
Yes, that why we are sending suicide drones at you.
rancid iris
https://tenor.com/view/vainzi-white-guy-gif-24847210
why does that look like Klean in 30 years
slender rock
why does that look like Klean in 30 years
That's Terry Davis
rancid iris
🆗
strong eagle
tax evasion is fucking shooting down the cops
American "tax evaders" when they met the average Greek man.
(Greeks evade taxes in greater quantities than any American could dream of)
slender rock
midnight cloud
American "tax evaders" when they met the average Greek man.
(Greeks evade taxes ...
stop that dont give them any role models
rancid iris
strong eagle
stop that dont give them any role models
Silence
midnight cloud
You have no power
strong eagle
rancid iris
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_A._Davis
strong eagle
You have no power
I have power
slender rock
you don't the lore shut the fuck up then
rancid iris
LMAO
slender rock
lol
midnight cloud
I just took a shit.
yeah and? I took one too
midnight cloud
blur make me a sandwich
odd sail
American "tax evaders" when they met the average Greek man.
(Greeks evade taxes ...
greeks never had money to begin with 
slender rock
blur make me a sandwich
you want fent or cocaine in the sauce?
rancid iris
you want fent or cocaine in the sauce?
midnight cloud
Im feeling a little...methy today
slender rock
aye, gotcha bro. brb
midnight cloud
gimme some baby blues on that double decker
midnight cloud
watch your back whrexxy ill come and take the tax
slender rock
TAXMAAAAN
rancid iris
watch your back whrexxy ill come and take the tax
roomba claymore
slender rock
YEAAH HERE COMES THE TAAAXMAAAAAAAN
stable pivot
Me
strong eagle
greeks never had money to begin with <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
Then the Chinese and 153 other countries live in a whole ass new dimension of poverty.
Your fucking point?
pastel quartz
forbidden CHEEDAR CHEE
yummy cheese and sausage
strong eagle
EU dependency
What a way to say you know nothing about Europe.
strong eagle
ruby minnow
The masculine urge to say "Your son made it mom" to my mom one day
zealous remnant
zealous remnant
m'fellas
pale ingot
m'an im retarded
ruby minnow
same
zealous remnant
pastel quartz
me when i stare down another man of similiar age and build (sigma stare)
pale ingot
where the sigma rizz at
pastel quartz
rat person
pale ingot
As if NY is better
i think the entirety of america should burst in flames (especially florida)
then everything will be fixed
solar obsidian
we literally dont care about america
pale ingot
We live to piss of Europeans
thats like what all americans try do tho
solar obsidian
pastel quartz
we literally dont care about america
i only care about Miami, because hotline miami took place there
slender rock
pastel quartz
Did you know
that
Pay Day 2
has a certain amount of refrences
and even a collaboration
with Dennaton
and by extension, hotline miami
pale ingot
true.
real tinsel
fallow trellis
gey day?
solar obsidian
say gex
fallow trellis
that's everyday tho
real tinsel
i wanted to get payday 3 when i saw its teaser but then i watched generalsomething play it and realized i don't want it
i'm gonna buy the dinosaur bundle on humble bundle and hunt dinosaurs
fallow trellis
rob your nearest 711 instead
pale ingot
its probably justgonna be the same formula as payday 2 but slightly alternated
real tinsel
then be a dinosaur and survive in dinosaur wasteland
somber warren
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_A._Davis
real tinsel
its probably justgonna be the same formula as payday 2 but slightly alternated
payday the heist was actually fun
2 and 3 are just same shit with different ui
fallow trellis
they made so much money off those dlcs only to invest it in money sinks
pastel quartz
pale ingot
they made so much money off those dlcs only to invest it in money sinks
they made big schmeckles off the dlcs only to spend it on more dlcs
odd sail
rob your nearest 711 instead
dinosaur hunting simulator
haughty shore
I had some good chuckles today, after seeing some brainfart memes this Chat is saved.
odd sail
who are you now
pastel quartz
real tinsel
how did i miss it
errant magnet
2 and 3 are just same shit with different ui
2 is a direct upgrade as far as controls, customization, etc.
3 feels like 5 steps backwards
fallow trellis
fallow trellis
damn
real tinsel
i didn't care first
fallow trellis
damn
river robin
kiko... what kind of name is kiko
pastel quartz
dog name
somber warren
i didn't care first
nonononono it is I who does not care
real tinsel
nonononono it is I who does not care
i don't care about that
river robin
what are you insinuating?
that its something you would name your dog, shitass
somber warren
i don't care about that
nuh uh i don't care 10 times more then you
fallow trellis
errant magnet
i dont understand why the game doesnt let you just play offline. i have to matchmake and do invite only if i want to play a solo game. i hate this always-online bullshit
real tinsel
nuh uh i don't care 10 times more then you
i don't care infinity times more than you +1
errant magnet
i have to sit in matchmaking for 2 minutes, to play by myself
somber warren
i don't care infinity times more than you +1
oh you mf, he really pulls out the infinity card +1
odd sail
somber warren
uno reverse card bitch
fallow trellis
real tinsel
my dad always puts on 5 different happy birthday songs on my birthday
odd sail
my dad always puts on 5 different happy birthday songs on my birthday
you should be grateful
real tinsel
i will not
odd sail
you should be grateful you have a father and are not saying "MEOW" "i'm cat" in #🎪bruh-fart
pastel quartz
Did you guys know, that a large majority of Hotline Miami 1's story actually takes place in the main character's (Jacket's) Head while he's in a coma? This can be observed by him coming back to the same stores and restaurants over and over, the clerk/worker always being The long-haired and bearded man, or as the community calls him - "Beard" - Only on two or three occasions does that change. A few calls before his awakening Jacket also begins having hallucinations of mutilated mafia members, and the Rat Mask 50 Blessings operative "Richter" , who acts overtly hostile to Jacket.
somber warren
nah ain't reading all that
real tinsel
you should be grateful you have a father and are not saying "MEOW" "i'm cat" in ...
i am sorta grateful of the first one and grateful for the latter
inland torrent
fallow trellis
Did you guys know, that a large majority of Hotline Miami 1's story actually tak...
hot
pastel quartz
fuck you Quinn
somber warren
pastel quartz
She hotline my Miami till i Mutilator
fallow trellis
pastel quartz
https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-raiden-metal-gear-rising-senator-armstr...
where
inland torrent
pastel quartz
based
odd sail
https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-raiden-metal-gear-rising-senator-armstr...
are we going to have violent sex because of this
somber warren
🤮
pastel quartz
okay but the hatefucking will be crazy
tulip ravine
Hello chat
fallow trellis
pastel quartz
Hello chat
yo
tulip ravine
I’ve got Indian 
solar obsidian
for free?
livid pond
eager igloo
I'd love some indian stuff
odd sail
I’ve got Indian <:peepopray:983179836640092200>
what'd you get
tulip ravine
Korma rice and peshwari nann, Bombay potato’s and onion bhaji
solar obsidian
i thought it was a person
pastel quartz
same.
odd sail
interesting
teal loom
livid pond
slender rock
No
livid pond
glass glade
wide basin
livid pond
remote vine
lime dew
i eat my oreos near-exclusively without milk
well, when i happen to eat oreos that is
(dominos are way better)
lime dew
i eat my oreos near-exclusively without milk
just taking the top off and eating that separately is much better
solar coral
slender rock
Fucked cart asmr
Noise suppression works
Nevermind
@quartz ridge
These are hella good
ruby minnow
solar obsidian
mb daisy
eager igloo
fierce jay
placid sail
stone blade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qmpfsW-J34 @narrow lotus the guy is dead now
found in a bulgarian village
without organs
gg they did it
narrow lotus
jesus christ
gilded blade
wraith osprey
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/409506560629276674/1154494418120880128/5f01f0a0adf2b6cf.png
stone blade
say gex
eager igloo
Gex
odd sail
without organs
🇷🇴 
🇧🇬 ?
plucky void
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664437977799327754/1154147555714810006/7D...
what the fuck lmao
stone blade
🇷🇴 <:gigachadhandshake:1063221371150274611> 🇧🇬 ?
VAMOOOOSSSSSSSSSS 
gilded blade
what the fuck lmao
Get a woman who honks at you
fierce jay
Let's unite against the hungarians
plucky void
Get a woman who honks at you
showing this to my wife and telling her she's the girl
Imma get kicked out but it'll be worth
hexed glade
Let's unite against the hungarians
I agree
mint mist
somebody that played arma can explain this gun???
how can it take 2 different mags of 2 different caliber
adn wtf is .50bmw
glad carbon
Made up gun
fierce jay
adn wtf is .50bmw
.50 bw compared to 5.56
eager igloo
somebody that played arma can explain this gun???
It has an additional .50 cal gun under the barrel
glad carbon
Compared to 6.5
eager igloo
Instead of UGL
eager igloo
Yes
glad carbon
Should be similar base but 6.5 is kinda necked down
eager igloo
Prolly the most fun gun in the game
slender rock
ah yes, its just you clearing your throat
pastel quartz
you kinda sound like Leafy
storm stream
river robin
HES UPSET
mint mist
Prolly the most fun gun in the game
okay, how do i change the ammo type
and is 6.5 like, the automatic thing, and .50 just a sniper, making it like a hybrid between an assault rifle and AR?
craggy timber
storm stream
okay, how do i change the ammo type
and is 6.5 like, the automatic thing, and .5...
the underbarrel .50 cal is for close range (point blank probably)
pastel quartz
mint mist
i hoep not, that'd be boring af
slender rock
@river robin Nope
craggy timber
That thing would have dogshit ballistics irl so no, probably not a sniper round at all
That thing looks mostly like a 12 gauge slug
craggy timber
You are trading speed/penetration for just pure strenght and damage
storm stream
i hoep not, that'd be boring af
if the devs had a brain, it certaintly is that way bc the .50 barrel is super short and the caliber isnt used for sniping anyway
eager igloo
okay, how do i change the ammo type
and is 6.5 like, the automatic thing, and .5...
With the same button you change shooting mode
It's not a sniper but you can shoot a guy from a 100 meters or so
mint mist
It's not a sniper but you can shoot a guy from a 100 meters or so
ok, what about cars with buleltproof glass, ro glass, does the .50 have penetration?
eager igloo
Not sure, didn't use it that much
storm stream
I doubt it
eager igloo
It should
mint mist
if it doesnt, then the rifle is kinda useless
storm stream
if it doesnt, then the rifle is kinda useless
a bad worker blames their tools
mint mist
a bad worker blames their tools
no i mean, im playing on a mode where guns and everything is limited as fuck, you can easily find 6.5mm guns, this gun is rare tho, and that .50cal doesnt seem useful in any way
unless it oneshots or smth, or actually penetrates shit
austere shadow
plucky void
why does that guy remind me of don cheadle
sweet owl
placid sail
https://hugelolcdn.com/v/901974.mp4
damn I want that
plucky void
damn I want that
my vacuum is theoretically able to clean liquids but I don't wanna find out 
native jungle
storm stream
no i mean, im playing on a mode where guns and everything is limited as fuck, yo...
I think the .50 should oneshot mfs, but it probably moves slow, therefore difficult to use even at medium ranges
sage otter
NFT pfp, level 10, only one lvl 5 friend, who happens to be a weeb
carmine crown
carmine crown
Kys (keep yourself sexy)
carmine crown
Kys (kill your self)
livid pond
carmine crown
pastel quartz
carmine crown
grim sluice
livid pond
toxic sundial
plucky void
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786634556299018261/1154511087421636668/Do...
caroline konstnar is a treasure
grim sparrow
Found him :>
toxic sundial
adn wtf is .50bmw
Beowulf?
grim sluice
livid pond
tardy thunder
I don’t get it
glad carbon
I don’t get it
constantly checking the apps because you cant talk to women
and presumably you dont have social media
tardy thunder
glad carbon
pastel quartz
tender karma
livid pond
glad carbon
A&W admirer
strong eagle
surreal smelt
pastel quartz
glad carbon
carmine crown
glad carbon
grizzled meadow
@heavy peak
grizzled meadow
wait am i gonna get banned?
I don't know what you're talking about
grizzled meadow
Okay I understand now 
grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
I am beaming negative thoughts into your skull
It's working, I'm going to bed, I have to wake up early
austere shadow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872514608328495144/959532095225602058/C...
When I posted it, they deleted 
glad carbon
When I posted it, they deleted <:madge1:1146899342217715814>
I dont literally mean it tho
maybe thats why
plucky void
cursed
plucky void
spoilers: Shouko was a man
glad carbon
no more froggie
plucky void
but ya know, lazy el is all about being a FROGGE
glad carbon
but ya know, lazy el is all about being a FROGGE
hate frogs so hate laezel
only good frog is a
young rivet
livid pond
spoilers: Shouko was a man
austere shadow
Oikura is a psycho bitch
devout night
I have come back to post one thing, and one thing only.
I now bid everyone farewell
river robin
Ok now delete it, it ruins a perfectly good meme
fierce jay
carmine crown
https://tenor.com/view/he-was-forced-to-watch-anime-anime-sucks-anti-anime-gif-2...
Terrible, just put him down at that point.
swift scarab
Ok now delete it, it ruins a perfectly good meme
grim sluice
uncut obsidian
alo
errant magnet
mint mist
no
fierce jay
Ohh drama
hasty dove
mint mist
i said idiota because ur asking me how am i
tulip ravine
Why 
river robin
I wish to be there
arctic grove
river robin
ryry when he finally gets his react perms back (was it worth it)
Heard you talkin shit
river robin
May Allah forgive me for what I am about to post
Was already posted.
Can’t recycle react sadly.
Would clown react too
So I’ll just
♻️🤡
There
And all was right in the world
pastel quartz
austere shadow
bit late
river robin
Anime 🤢
glad carbon
wow this is worst out of touch ive seen
its really bad
austere shadow
Damn
queen finch
the sound you make sucking my cock
river robin
Get fucked.
If they won’t hate it because it’s a “I put anime in this for no reason” meme, at least they can hate it for being trash.
carmine crown
river robin
Your standards are so fucking low it’s sad
pastel quartz
the sound you make sucking my cock
Aaight that's just fuckin weird
queen finch
fierce jay
pastel quartz
Enuf brainfart for today ig
river robin
plucky void
Ok now delete it, it ruins a perfectly good meme
I mean
being a weeb in [current year] is proof that one is out of touch
river robin
That was an hour ago
queen finch
why he squirting?
river robin
God fucking damnit
plucky void
That was an hour ago
Apologies for not being chronically online
river robin
Apologies for not being chronically online
I’m not giving you shit for not being online, I’m giving you shit for not understanding social etiquette and how pinging someone you never talk to in a meme channel over a post made an hour ago is retarded
plucky void
lmao here we go again with the "etiquette" for pinging
urban ocean
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1154480141909643344/ca...
The worst part about this is that I know this anime exists. One of the perils of having a crunchyroll subscription.
fierce jay
What the fuck is that anime
river robin
lmao here we go again with the "etiquette" for pinging
If it was anyone who talks here often I wouldn’t have cared lol.
Who the fuck even are you
plucky void
whoopsie
fierce jay
plucky void
If it was anyone who talks here often I wouldn’t have cared lol.
Who the fuck ev...
lmao look at this guy acting like he's hot shit
truly a brainfart resident
fierce jay
You barely talk here how dare you reply so late to me
plucky void
social etiquette reeeee
fierce jay
Get tag team’d
river robin
glad carbon
repost number 30000
river robin
plucky void
repost number 30000
what is brainfart without ♻️ moments every 5 minutes
speaking of... brb 
glad carbon
speaking of... brb <:kekw:919974270132711444>
urban ocean
What the fuck is that anime
Forgot the actual name, but it was something like "I'd do anything for my daughter, even fight a demon lord"
It's about an adventurer who finds a lost demon child (who's father just recently got killed)
adopts her
and while he's out adventuring she somehow becomes the town's child and everyone loves her
fierce jay
urban ocean
<:hmm:1010935402556817448>
found it
it's on crunchyroll so at worst any degeneracy is likely innuendo
lol
but of course
literally first comment
fierce jay
urban ocean
Si, Japan being Japan
uncut yew
They could just have introduced a motherly character instead for maximum wholesome.... 
glad carbon
literally first comment
japan try not to write a story with underaged marriage challenge (impossible)
urban ocean
on the other end of the spectrum
fierce jay
on the other end of the spectrum
Fan service anime?
urban ocean
japan try not to write a story with underaged marriage challenge (impossible)
I checked a trailer on youtube and the anime actually does seem wholesome. But yeah, I'd be wary of any anime that's literally older brother type dude and young sibling sister. That's just straight up sketch
urban ocean
Fan service anime?
It strongly skirts the line of being a hentai anime
fierce jay
As usual
urban ocean
It's about as risque as you can get for an Isekai (that's actually pretty decent) before becoming actual porn
I was on an isekai bender a couple years ago
uncut yew
lemme guess, the girls are at most 16 years old
urban ocean
Watched Overlord, Shield Hero and Slime Datta
fierce jay
lemme guess, the girls are at most 16 years old <:kekwtf:1033488066603667458>
The catgirl really seems like it
But watch the neckbeards defend her
urban ocean
lemme guess, the girls are at most 16 years old <:kekwtf:1033488066603667458>
they're of age, the skinny beast girl just looks like a 16 year old. They eventually show a bunny girl and a demon empress with the literal trope of "I'm 30,000 years old, but I'm trapped in the body of a 10 year old"
fierce jay
“Acshwually if we take it in cat years she’s 38”
urban ocean
I think Konosuba does it best tbh
fierce jay
they're of age, the skinny beast girl just looks like a 16 year old. They eventu...
Yeah of course
urban ocean
Cause they shit on hentai types
fierce jay
I liked Konosuba
urban ocean
and can actually make hentai jokes without getting gross
uncut yew
Me when the funni men argue over the funni pixels on my laptop
I am actually not on your laptop, I am in your mind, you are mentally ill, we are but a figment of your imagination
fierce jay
Konosuba was enjoyable and it really didn’t feel forced
urban ocean
I liked Konosuba
Of all the Isekai that have released over the years, I think Konosuba is probably the best one
I'd put Slime Datta at a second
and Overlord 3rd
Though my personal favorite would probably be Tanya the Evil
urban ocean
Only reason I put Kono, Slime and Overlord above Tanya is because I think they're just objectively better anime in nearly every respect. But, like @uncut yew said, Saga is a guilty pleasure of mine. I always enjoy watching frenchoids and commies eating the end of a magic bullet
also enjoyed the Trench gun meme
weak jackal
urban ocean
@fierce jay I haven't seen this and I have zero plans to see this, but this is pretty much old/young lesbian cringe.
fierce jay
uncut yew
elementary ....
urban ocean
Straight up muscle woman with missing eye loves school girls or whatever. Like actual cringe
weak jackal
urban ocean
Oh god, my daily trip (I live a mile from 95)
weak jackal
Oh god, my daily trip (I live a mile from 95)
you live in the lands between
uncut yew
Oh god, my daily trip (I live a mile from 95)
Shit man, running on the road is dangerous.
I shall pray for your safe travels
urban ocean
Thankfully I only have to drive like 2 miles
but I used to have to drive like 30
I moved my office to near where I live
life has been so much better
plucky void
literally first comment
I mean... if that is actually what happens, he ain't wrong
weak jackal
urban ocean
I mean... if that is actually what happens, he ain't wrong <:KekSkew:11469052598...
true lol
carmine crown
urban ocean
Be me
Literally just want to watch some jujutsu kaisen
"WATCH MAID THAT LIKES SCHOOL GIRLS ANIME" advertisement from Crunchyroll
WTF?
tulip ravine
This happened on my class group chat with a bunch of hardcore Muslims and Christians. 
urban ocean
This happened on my class group chat with a bunch of hardcore Muslims and Christ...
they ganged up on the catboys, huh
tulip ravine
Turns out one of the Eastern Europeans switched gender and didn’t tell anyone, just got pissy when people didn’t know
fierce jay
Be me
Literally just want to watch some jujutsu kaisen
"WATCH MAID THAT LIKES SC...
Can’t have shit with crunchy
tulip ravine
they ganged up on the catboys, huh
Mate I learned more about religion that day then I did a entire year doing religious education
It was calm after though, the lads chill as fuck so he just ended up trolling them all
urban ocean
Turns out one of the Eastern Europeans switched gender and didn’t tell anyone, j...
Shoulda just been like "Look dude, just cause you changed your pronouns doesn't mean that sleepy joe is going to pay for your school lunch"
tulip ravine
Shoutouts to my 40 year old mate Abdul who keeps trying to convert me to Muslim while I know he’s shagging a femboy behind his wife’s back
tulip ravine
Shoulda just been like "Look dude, just cause you changed your pronouns doesn't ...
I’m calm with it all, don’t make it my issue and we sweet
urban ocean
Shoutouts to my 40 year old mate Abdul who keeps trying to convert me to Muslim ...
The eternal muslim. Covering up women is just an optics psyop to keep you from paying attention to their true love. Goat vag and boy ass
tulip ravine
Abdul is pretty funny, I go helping him restoring old cars, chill guy
urban ocean
Pretty accurate representation, ngl
tulip ravine
But he always talks about the Quran with me and getting me to go to the in uni mosque and I’m like mate I’ve literally seen a video of you backshotting a 23 year old twink
(He was showing me one of his cars and accidentally went on it)
Admittedly I’m jealous of his cars tho he has some sweet ones
plucky void
But he always talks about the Quran with me and getting me to go to the in uni m...
ask him what the quran says about that 
tulip ravine
Mk 1 golf about halfway there, and a vw beetle that we just got in last week
urban ocean
ask him what the quran says about that <:KEK:1150378399735484416>
The Taliban would like a word with him
past nacelle
Shoutouts to my 40 year old mate Abdul who keeps trying to convert me to Muslim ...
based abdul, may he enter jannah
tulip ravine
ask him what the quran says about that <:KEK:1150378399735484416>
Honestly it’s not even him I have issues with
It’s a guy called adam
plucky void
jensen
tulip ravine
He has no sense of personal space
plucky void
I just said that because the dude keeps trying to convert you
tulip ravine
I could be sat down and he will tap my thigh to get my attention like mate do that again your getting chinned into next week
tulip ravine
ask him if islam allows men to rail boys
How do you feel your dna is inside another man
past nacelle
what is it with men and thighs lol
pastel quartz
good evening every pony
tulip ravine
It’s a weird place to touch
I don’t think anyone would like if they came over and tapped their thigh to get their attention
plucky void
nah it's not normal for non-intimate relationships
tulip ravine
nah it's not normal for non-intimate relationships
I was showing my Mrs around the campus, she lives about a hour away from me and she just had pure fury in her eyes it was actually mad
I mean based and all but still fucking hell I didn’t expect it
But yeah we have a interesting bunch in my class
Guy came in first day stinking of weed, I’m smart and put my joints in handlebar of my bike for when I go home, guy sat there blazed as fuck tryna understand programming
Didn’t show up after the first week
wraith osprey
oblique spire
quartz ridge
But he always talks about the Quran with me and getting me to go to the in uni m...
Why is it always Abdullah thats like loves femboys
weak jackal
Turns out one of the Eastern Europeans switched gender and didn’t tell anyone, j...
I ran into some of my old school friends after i trans'd my gender and when we saw eachother we just stared for like 8 solid seconds before one of them cautiously was like "sam?" and i was like "oh heyyyy fancy seeing you here"
deer in headlights moment
oblique spire
toxic sundial
oblique spire
COME ONNNNNNN
Moderator smack his balls already
give him the ball twist of doom
oblique spire
uncut yew
You don't make them, but, you know the rules
mint mist
uncut yew
and so do I
tulip ravine
Boys
toxic sundial
I enjoy watching others get vaporized for breaking them
mint mist
hi
toxic sundial
uncut yew
If there are any children here, avert your eyes. I am going to post smut
uncut yew
mint mist
is that u
tulip ravine
She’s been zooming round the fucking wards on a mobility scooter at 2:30 am
I shouldn’t laugh but it’s still pretty funny
It was like temple run
Everyone was looking and I was like
Fuck sake nan turn round
uncut yew
She’s been zooming round the fucking wards on a mobility scooter at 2:30 am
Who needs ghosts when they can have living hallway terrors instead?
oblique spire
I love being at a hospital at Half 2
just say 2:30 you weird brit
uncut yew
If anyone calls that 'military time' then I will mail you a sealed pipe filled with a sand like substance
toxic sundial
past nacelle
classic
uncut obsidian
just say 2:30 you weird brit
he wanted to say "half life 2"
oblique spire
he wanted to say "half life 2"
weak jackal
I moved away and never interacted with anyone i went to highschool with ever again the end (they were chill during the encounter it was just awkard af)
mint mist
I moved away and never interacted with anyone i went to highschool with ever aga...
where were u
i dont remember seing u
for along time
upper axle
It strongly skirts the line of being a hentai anime
ah yes, "its not TECHNICALLY a hentai, but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" is quite a weird thing to arise in recent trends that has honestly kinda made me watch anime even less than i used to. like, im gonna be real a lot of the anime i hear about nowadays are either really disturbing shit like Redo of Healer, or it's isekai shovelware that's on a knife edge balancing between being a normal show and just straight porn
upper axle
why even watch anime to begin with
i mean, i kinda dont anymore, but there's some anime that are really fucking good that i have watched. anime used to be fucking awesome no matter what you were looking for, but it's gone pretty downhill in terms of what's popular. usually the good shit flies under radar now
mint mist
the classics are something else, but the shit that is out now, jesus christ
weak jackal
yeah i've been good past few years always chillen
ornate tulip
Hello Brainfart. What have I missed?
mint mist
Hello Brainfart. What have I missed?
who are you
urban ocean
ah yes, "its not TECHNICALLY a hentai, but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" is...
For real. I only give How not to Summon a Demon lord the a pass by the thinnest of margins if only because it actually tries to tell a story and is other wise decent outside of the "fan service"
uncut obsidian
Hello Brainfart. What have I missed?
the 21.09 incident
mint mist
they gave a guy that said n word with r ending less than 30 day mute,t his guy said n-a, it'll be nothing
oblique spire
whats the 21.09 incident
carmine crown
All anime is unwatchable trash.
oblique spire
what happened yesterday
mint mist
the 21.09 incident
what happened yesterday
upper axle
the classics are something else, but the shit that is out now, jesus christ
agreed. my all time favorite shows that i actually thing are genuinely good media even with nostalgia aside, are stuff that came out pre-2018 or thereabouts. stuff like Hellsing Ultimate, Soul Eater, Dragonball, Inuyasha, the Gunsmith Cats OVA from 1989, the kind of actually good stories we dont get anymore very much
uncut obsidian
what happened yesterday
the incident
mint mist
oh no
uncut obsidian
we don't talk about the incident
mint mist
the incident
oblique spire
the incident
explain
mint mist
oblique spire
Oh wait yeah ik what it is guys
ornate tulip
Was it "funny"?
ornate tulip
Oh the poor bastard.
uncut yew
ornate tulip
At least he's closer to Santa Claus
oblique spire
if he tries he'll be executed
uncut obsidian
that was the incident
nah i made up the 21.09 incident but indeed i moved away
upper axle
For real. I only give How not to Summon a Demon lord the a pass by the thinnest ...
nah but heres the thing, even some hentai have multi episode plot lines and shit that are actually somewhat in depth, so the whole "its telling a story" thing is a fucking bullshit excuse to use that just doesnt hold water.
urban ocean
Anything n word related gets the slap
mint mist
nah i made up the 21.09 incident but indeed i moved away
omg i didnt know u were a dom, OwO hiiiiii
slender rock
uncut obsidian
omg i didnt know u were a dom, OwO hiiiiii
huh
uncut obsidian
ted said ur ad om
he wishes i was
mint mist
i wish it too
slender rock
Wtf did I come back to
ornate tulip
I got no idea man.
urban ocean
nah but heres the thing, even some hentai have multi episode plot lines and shit...
I agree. The reason why I gave how not a pass is because they explicitly have "not hentai" and "just about to cross the line of hentai" versions
slender rock
carmine crown
Wtf did I come back to
Politics? Pretty obvious
slender rock
urban ocean
I can deal with innuendo
upper axle
I agree. The reason why I gave how not a pass is because they explicitly have "n...
yea that'll do it.
mint mist
help me sleep pls
slender rock
mint mist
there is none
ornate tulip
Getting off discord helps.
uncut yew
there is none
Apply brick to head
mint mist
call someone where
mint mist
Apply brick to head
there is none
slender rock
@mint mist local ads, idk Craigslist
oblique spire
help me sleep pls
get off discord, and shut your mind off
mint mist
get off discord, and shut your mind off
yeah shutting my mind of doesnt work, even in bed, with only a ceiling in front of me
idk how to shut it off
oblique spire
skill issue
mint mist
i haven obody to think aboutw hen jerking off
uncut yew
Apply brick to dick
ornate tulip
Listening to (soft) noise helps me.
mint mist
usually it'd help, it doesnt anymore, it's just me touching myself and midway i stop several times to think about situation where im shot in the dick and im bleeding out in a bathtub with hot water, or me having my throat slitted, in bathtub wtih hot water, or tihnkign about worst possible shit that happened in my life
there is no sources of light
if i jerk off, twhe only thing i always do is i use my imagination, theres nothing to imagine anymore
oblique spire
sounds like you need to go to a mental ward
carmine crown
This guy is giving a tutorial how to jerk off in brainfart. Amazing
uncut yew
Put on the most boring youtube video possible, then try really hard to stay awake in bed with the phone perched on a surface.
mint mist
Put on the most boring youtube video possible, then try really hard to stay awak...
yeah phone puts me to sleep, but im too lazy to charge it, i didnt use it for months at this point
plucky void
why not 💀
mint mist
my play games?
slender rock
Jesus fucking Christ
carmine crown
Your supposed to play a game for 30 hours then sleep for ten hours, repeat.
mint mist
Your supposed to play a game for 30 hours then sleep for ten hours, repeat.
what kind of a game can u spend 30h in, straight
slender rock
@mint mist go to sleep dumb fuck
uncut yew
Consume 3 units of alcohol then go to bed
mint mist
<@1104581585300377610> go to sleep dumb fuck
i will when im close to passing out
mint mist
Consume 3 units of alcohol then go to bed
ew, i never do that
ornate tulip
go outside.
slender rock
Jesus
carmine crown
what kind of a game can u spend 30h in, straight
Whatever makes you the most pissed off
ornate tulip
Completely unrelated to sleep it's just nice.
slender rock
Hopeless
uncut yew
ew, i never do that
Then only consume 2, better for lightweights
mint mist
Completely unrelated to sleep it's just nice.
yeah, it is, at 4am, well
mint mist
i lay down in bed for 5 horus when imtrying just to ,, fall asleep ''
uncut yew
Pro tip, if you have one of several mental disorders, just consume some caffeine ... helps with sleep
mint mist
caffene
oblique spire
i lay down in bed for 5 horus when imtrying just to ,, fall asleep ''
think about NOTHING
oblique spire
just think about your breathing
uncut yew
Helps?
Yes, for some people it helps because it temporarily 'fixes' a chemical imbalance in their brain, calming them down
oblique spire
When i was like 12 I wouldn't be able to sleep for like 6 hours because i was thinking about shit
oblique spire
then, suddenly intrusive thoughts
Go to a mental ward then jfc
ornate tulip
When i was like 12 I wouldn't be able to sleep for like 6 hours because i was th...
Same applies to me. So long as I have music of some kind I can sleep "normally'
uncut yew
oooh, council worthy
oblique spire
Same applies to me. So long as I have music of some kind I can sleep "normally'
all i do now is just stop thinking, face my wall and listen to my breathing
boom
sleep within 5 minutes
uncut obsidian
Go to a mental ward then jfc
maja doesn't leave his room
ornate tulip
all i do now is just stop thinking, face my wall and listen to my breathing
Sleeping is just a skill issue, and he has mastered the skill
oblique spire
Exactly
oblique spire
maja doesn't leave his room
Sounds like a maja problem
but don't come running to ask us on how to sleep
ornate tulip
maja doesn't leave his room
Id Maja a sessile organism?
mint mist
but don't come running to ask us on how to sleep
did i really ask it?
mint mist
oh
well
that was to ted tho
wasnt it
ted is different compared to all of u
welp i killed the chat
ornate tulip
people don't respond in 5 seconds
Dead chat
mint mist
maja doesn't leave his room
ilyt
grim sluice
oblique spire
>people don't respond in 5 seconds
>Dead chat
Tiktok baby attention span
grim sluice
IM GONNA BROWN
mint mist
IM GONNA BROWN
yay
grim sluice
uncut obsidian
rate
ornate tulip
What is that?
ornate tulip
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519603459227661/1154570897181638686/im...
Simple, yet good meme.
runic kernel
visual stirrup
What is that?
Sausage and buckwheat
Buckwheat is an acquired taste
uncut obsidian
Sausage and buckwheat
Buckwheat is an acquired taste
indeed
ornate tulip
Never had buckwheat.
fallow trellis
tulip ravine
I want shrimp friend
uncut obsidian
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773440045167804446/1154544592469889114/20...
jesus i just realised the meaning of this image
had to squint my eyes
storm stream
buckwheat with some sliced and fried sausages or ham and ketchup is a pretty good meal for how simple it is
mby some carrots and paprika too
uncut obsidian
im on pc
odd sail
slender rock
restive pond
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/769812684324732929/1154607511803002970/...
south northern ireland 
undone wave
booo not the high quality one falco uses
swift scarab
Is it just me or are the hideout furnitures not showing up in debug
undone wave
swift scarab
I swear I’m not crazy about my issue but it’s driving me insane at this point
I just wanna spawn in a box
undone wave
I am not crazy!
I am not crazy!
I know he switched those numbers!
unique night
carmine crown
pastel quartz
Ex made art for me
undone wave
inland torrent
Average issue in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat : Oh noooo can't find tools Oh nooo
Average issue in #🎪bruh-fart :
sterile dome
proud torrent
high pike
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/769812684324732929/1154607511803002970/...
Wherewould Japan be then?
slender rock
trail fulcrum
solar coral
this website looks like a parody
fleet silo
Ex made art for me
❤️ Hell yeah
gilded blade
who are all these people I've never seen
They've always been here what are you talking about?
gilded blade
You don't remember when Abyssal went on a tirade about flying cars?
hot snow
no
odd sail
any of these humans in brainfart before
fishe
gilded blade
Or when TBK got away with saying the n word?
meager maple
gilded blade
Maybe when Tabi sent a image of his ass, nobody could forget that
gilded blade
all I forgotten
I'm sorry to say man, but I think you have early onset dementia
gilded blade
all I forgotten
Wait, who's this meowmachine you keep talking about? Are you OK bud?
odd sail
Wait, who's this meowmachine you keep talking about? Are you OK bud?
thou shalt not mention
odd sail
fatherlessmachine
tulip ravine
It's time to invade Iraq with Ryan Gosling
I got some mega cocaine for you lad
Called it Ryan Jawswing
carmine crown
Called it Ryan Jawswing
tulip ravine
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/463784786050416690/1142950229092618351/...
Hey! I’ll let you know I’m not schizo
oblique spire
I got some mega cocaine for you lad
No need
carmine crown
Boring
oblique spire
Seeing a T-72's turret pop off its hull and go sky high after i slam it with APFSDS is enough to make me act and feel like i just took a line
tulip ravine
To be fair I got smashed off a fucking anti allergy / anti hay fever medicine
I had one tablespoon
I slept for 12 hours
oblique spire
Also
tulip ravine
Seeing a T-72's turret pop off its hull and go sky high after i slam it with APF...
I’m bouta make a tank brothel just for you big boy
oblique spire
The devs need to add an F-14B/D to squad for the US on middle east maps as an alternative to the A-10 strike
tulip ravine
Also update I found out why my nan was acting odd before
Turns out they took away her meds
That she been on for 30 years
oblique spire
Also update I found out why my nan was acting odd before
She took a line
tulip ravine
She been on pregabalin for like 20, and I know people who’ve had withdrawal like a crackhead from a week of it being prescribed
Nasty stuff
eager igloo
The devs need to add an F-14B/D to squad for the US on middle east maps as an al...
Leak it's documents on forums so they add it
tulip ravine
The devs need to add an F-14B/D to squad for the US on middle east maps as an al...
V6 is coming soon
oblique spire
Its not war thunder here
tulip ravine
Hoping it slows shut down a bit
oblique spire
huh
tulip ravine
I quit squad since tbh it just went to fast paced for me
oblique spire
V6 is coming soon <:peepopray:983179836640092200>
infantry overhaul is in 5 days
tulip ravine
So I’m hoping it slows the game down
oblique spire
You bet your ass im playing it day 1 with Rayan Goaslink AKA Ryan Gosling AKA Opoenheimer
tulip ravine
Could jump on if you wanted
Considering you owe me for fuckin abandoning me for arma ya prick
oblique spire
Oh, and im gonna shoot down an MI-8 with APFSDS fired from an aussie freebrams
Add another heli kill to the list
high pike
Guys
carmine crown
high pike
We are gaming this morning
tulip ravine
Wait llama you never even said why you did that
young fulcrum
5 seconds into Brainfart and Llama is talking about tanks again.
It is a very Brainfart morning
high pike
Real gaming is back
oblique spire
Rhffjfhamburber
tulip ravine
Then you started being a bit cunty with me aswell
oblique spire
Hamburber
tulip ravine
Ahh that clears it up
tulip ravine
But on a real one hope everything was good then times, you seemed a bit off from your usual self
high pike
Hello llama
tulip ravine
chesbunger
Chimkin nugs
high pike
Hello hydro
tulip ravine
To1
high pike
Been a long time
high pike
