🎪bruh-fart

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvbJY45zEpI

LISTEN TO THE FUCKING LIMMI GRU

LISTEN TO THE FUCKING LIMMIIIIIIIIII

[tulip ravine]

Nuh uh!

[heavy halo]

Good morning chat

im tired

[pale ingot]

good

[heavy halo]

NO WAY BEST BRAINFART EXILE?

hiii

[river robin]

Chat ruined meowmachine is here

[odd sail]

everybody go home

[oblique spire]

[glass glade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942635955079237652/1145034695885725807/ezgif-4-c894e46347.gif

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1154421851418800279/IMG_20230921_154619.png

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-fist-clenched-tight-gif-13992920

[tulip ravine]

Hello meow

How are you

[heavy halo]

sleepy

you?

[placid sail]

women are a psyop

[placid sail]

damn, madi was right

they are trying to send us to north korea

[robust cove]

how do you even actually convince anyone to go there after all the years of exposing how fucked it is there

[placid sail]

that's the neat part, you don't

you just send them unvoluntarily

Russia, remember?

or well

[robust cove]

unless you're a vlogger I guess than you'll go there if someone simply promises you a frappuccino or something

lol, imagine being ruski

L SPAWN

[placid sail]

it's voluntarily, but if you decline, your mom's a hoe, you don't get a bonus at your work, your neighbours are gonna shit in your mail box, and you're gonna get a fine etc

[robust cove]

holy shit I thought you got deported or something, also accurate role I see

[ruby minnow]

is he a refugee?

[robust cove]

no, I just assume that no one wanted him wherever he is

[ruby minnow]

saying gqy wasn't banned yesterday

now its banned again

what are these filters

[placid sail]

gау

anti-turkish measures

[ruby minnow]

gqy people can say gqy without censoring it

[robust cove]

u

are

ge

[ruby minnow]

i am clearly not

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-look-what-they-need-to-mimic-a-fraction-of-our-power-gif-25672186

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-gif-26380385

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960914817160450078/1148120335791693884/speed-1.gif

[ruby minnow]

lets kiss since we are both heterosexual males

[robust cove]

let's go watch straight porn together

like real bros

[ruby minnow]

yes

[glass glade]

get a room

[odd sail]

me and you

[robust cove]

that's what we're doing fuckass

[glass glade]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-mononobe-no-futo-crying-gif-26452886

[ruby minnow]

we will watch porn while talking about how both of us are depressed and sad and hate our lives

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942635955079237652/1145034695885725807/ezgif-4-c894e46347.gif

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/big-eyed-cat-stare-cat-giant-eye-cat-gif-26545953

[glass glade]

bask in the greatness of the sun

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1150769120359493724/caption.gif

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

stay hard bros

[robust cove]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/maybeeeee-try-not-to-laugh-gif-12778510

[sage otter]

HELLO CHAT

https://tenor.com/view/dunk-basketball-luigi-bars-shot-gif-22205871

[ruby minnow]

wake up depressed gn

[teal forge]

İstanbul?

[amber marsh]

Oxi

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718601171178356801/1154421686993694842/DO_YOU_REMEMBA.mp4

[river robin]

Oh you dick

[river robin]

♻️

[remote vine]

gonna kms

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/big-buger-eat-buger-the-rock-burger-gif-22532545

[plucky void]

remember... she's thawing

[sullen osprey]

Sex

YEEEAAAAH

One rank higher bois

We climbing the corporate latter

[slender rock]

no

[placid sail]

may any cock touching your mouth always taste like a female vagina

[sullen osprey]

Score

[sage otter]

That cockussy

[slender rock]

hell for fay person...

[queen finch]

i wish pussy tasted like garlic bread

[slender rock]

that yeast infection, taste some people are into it. fucking christ you fuckers are terrible.

[fierce jay]

hamburber?

no habla ingles

HAMBURBER

cheez or no cheez

[slender rock]

I need more cawffee

does anybody cawffeee

I AM MAKING CAWFEEE

DOES ANYONE WANT CAAAAWFEEE

[sage otter]

I have black tea if you want

[fierce jay]

YES I WANT CAWFEE

[slender rock]

fuck you, you get CAWFFEE

[sage otter]

CAWFEE INFERIOR

[fierce jay]

I enjoy both

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjTZfbfr3QI

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpA6fAz_r04

[quartz ridge]

Pitbull named daisy vs pitbull named destroyer ofall worlds

[slender rock]

morning

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/american-bull-gif-26417646

[slender rock]

city getting sued

[quartz ridge]

Good

Ignored the homeless for too long

[tulip ravine]

Giant Alex prick

You know what your name to me means don’t you

[quartz ridge]

I remember seeing those ads against homeless people by native American 💀💀

[quartz ridge]

Yes and??

[slender rock]

idk I think might push them back out to the county limit edges and shit

idk

[tulip ravine]

[quartz ridge]

It was named after a cool dude

[slender rock]

we'll see

[tulip ravine]

Prick means dick in British

[quartz ridge]

I know

[tulip ravine]

Also a insult

[slender rock]

Finns a got a system working but that's again is Finnish mindset

[quartz ridge]

But i dont care about england

[tulip ravine]

So it’s a double whammy

[tulip ravine]

Bullshit

You speak English pal

[slender rock]

Hyrdo

shut the fuck up

[pastel quartz]

My honest reaction

[quartz ridge]

I want rehabilitation more for them rather than pushing them out of the county

[tulip ravine]

Pushing out of what country

[pastel quartz]

@ruby minnow i'll chop your balls off and put then into a meatgrinder

[ruby minnow]

fucking chewssadayay ubnnunikti bowoeoh

[quartz ridge]

Sadly knowing Cali and how expensibe shit is

State won't do that and instead would opt for fhe cheaper option

[tulip ravine]

See syno gets it

[quartz ridge]

County

[ruby minnow]

and i will fuck you in the ass until you die

[slender rock]

yeah, again with the issue of them wanting to get help, they gotta stop being spun first

[tulip ravine]

Glad to see your not a buzzkill syno

[pastel quartz]

:3 geyboy

[tulip ravine]

Anyway how’s turkey land

[ruby minnow]

kebab

[tulip ravine]

Agreed

[slender rock]

He'll probably enjoy it

[tulip ravine]

What kebab tho

[ruby minnow]

(i want to kms)

[inland torrent]

T

[quartz ridge]

Hey Syno

[tulip ravine]

COME ON INGERLAND

[quartz ridge]

What happens if you put

Ketchup on shwarma

[ruby minnow]

crime

[inland torrent]

Death penalty

Lethal Injection

[tulip ravine]

What if I put hp sauce on kebab

[quartz ridge]

Man its so fucked up here in Sac blur

It gets stupid hot

And stupid cold

At the same time

Morning feels like it's freezing then hot as hell then back to freezing at night

[tulip ravine]

Here is cold at morning and chilly during the night

I swear it’s always like -2/3 in a morning, but during day it can go to 23/24 within a few hours

Then it will rain 5 mins later, then snow the weather here is too unpredictable

[quartz ridge]

What the fish is that measurement

[tulip ravine]

Celsius

You know like

[quartz ridge]

At least its not as cold as Tahoe but i know there aren't as many homeless people there

[tulip ravine]

Literally all over the world

[slender rock]

It's bipolor weather, it needs meds because it's a emo goth chick who is depressed and psychotic

🙂

[tulip ravine]

Homeless is a interesting one here

[quartz ridge]

Honestly

[tulip ravine]

Where I am we have a lot of fake homeless

[quartz ridge]

Fake homeless?

[tulip ravine]

Yeah

[quartz ridge]

You mean beggers?

[tulip ravine]

Aye

[wraith osprey]

Wife material

[slender rock]

Hydro's where again?

[tulip ravine]

England pal

The place where begging is so called illegal yet police do fuck all about it

[slender rock]

I was gonna say

i wasn't sure

but you guys aren't dealing with fentanyl yet though

or is that already in the UK

[tulip ravine]

Our drug problem is crack

[slender rock]

mm

[tulip ravine]

And the fact that 15 year olds do cocaine every weekend

[slender rock]

here they're lacing Meth with Fent

[quartz ridge]

Fent is a huge problem here

A lotnof twekers in SF straight off the subway system

They hired " helpers " supposed to guard the area

But they are unarmed so all they do is watch

And report them occasionally

[tulip ravine]

Only time I’ve known of fent is with medical use in surgery here

[odd sail]

fentanyl is not always used now in surgery

there's better stuff

[plucky void]

uh oh

[marsh widget]

real

[ruby minnow]

the masculine urge to fight random people on the streets while listening to yakuza music

[ruby minnow]

guys

its F-35 is so good

at stealth

that they can't even find it

[pastel quartz]

[tulip ravine]

I still believe it’s used in spinal surgery

[pale ingot]

rooblooosss!!

bobblooos

[tulip ravine]

Ham

[ruby minnow]

fentanly is used in many aspects of life

[tulip ravine]

Top 10 types of ham

Go

[ruby minnow]

like using it in a ally

[pale ingot]

fuck off

[ruby minnow]

using it in your house

[tulip ravine]

Wym fuck off

Unless your a fake ham

[pale ingot]

i dont care enough to give you answers

[ruby minnow]

fake ham

[tulip ravine]

Fake ham

[pale ingot]

im tired bvro

[ruby minnow]

go do fentanly then

[tulip ravine]

Go to bed then you dumb cunt

[pale ingot]

its fucking 7 pm

[tulip ravine]

I’ll give you a glorious thing mate

It’s called a nap

Forbidden knowledge right there

[pale ingot]

no time to nap

only time to be racist on the internet

[tulip ravine]

I respect the dedication to the cause

I’m currently warframing

[ruby minnow]

wake up be racist on internet depressed gn

[pale ingot]

currently channeling my anger and directing it at bosnia because my bosnian friend wont fucking play valheim even though he's the one who talked me into buying it because he wanted to play it so bad

[tulip ravine]

Syno

[sage otter]

On duty 24/7

[tulip ravine]

How is turkey atm?

Still having that issue with the Kurds?

[pale ingot]

DEADLY ANOMALIES
DANGEROUS MUTANTS
ANARCHISTS
AND BANDITS

[ruby minnow]

we've been having problems with kurds since 80s

[tulip ravine]

I’m debating on going again but last time I did a bomb went off in a bin a few streets from our house

[ruby minnow]

i mean if you come and the day you come a bomb goes off somewhere

you're just unlucky

don't ever come here again

[tulip ravine]

Nah it’s mint there

Love it

[pale ingot]

how often do bombs go off that you have to warn people about it

[solar obsidian]

yes

[tulip ravine]

Feel safer there at night then here

[ruby minnow]

like if you say west

once in 10 years

but if you say east

probably 2 per day

[tulip ravine]

I think we went to south west

[tame hazel]

Hello people

[somber warren]

i as a german, approve of this message

[ruby minnow]

what i mean by east is like

[pale ingot]

[tulip ravine]

Brainfarts blackest German

[ruby minnow]

Syria Iraq border

[tulip ravine]

My man

[somber warren]

hello minecraft enchanting table speak

[ruby minnow]

the reason why there is bombs going off there is very clear

i don't have to explain it

[somber warren]

Hyro my man how you doin

[tame hazel]

كيف الحال

[tulip ravine]

Good mate just planning next holiday

[odd sail]

💥

[somber warren]

nice where you going?

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[tulip ravine]

I’m thinking Germany maybe

[somber warren]

yes

[tame hazel]

hey

[somber warren]

ohgod, are you vacationing from getting stabbed, by getting stabbed in germany?

[tulip ravine]

Maybe somewhere in Greece or cyprus

Not the Turkish side

The cyprian side

[ruby minnow]

well why not the Turkish side

[solar obsidian]

racism

[tulip ravine]

I’ve heard it’s a shit hole lol

[somber warren]

greece is nice i was on Kos a few years ago, was hot af

[tulip ravine]

Me and Mrs were looking at kos

[ruby minnow]

i think both parts of cyprus are very close to eatch other

[sage otter]

NO NWORD WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET
THE WORLDS FEARS NEKO ARC'S EXPANSION
JOIN DUTY AND SAVE THE INNOCENT
STALKER, PROTECT THE WORLD FROM FURRIES
JOIN DUTY
FREE STALKERS, VETERANS AND BRAINFARTERS, JOIN DUTY
PROTECTING THE WORLD FROM THE WEEBS EVIL IS OUR COMMON GOAL

[tulip ravine]

We went Tenerife not long ago it was just too touristy

[ruby minnow]

also fun fact the British fucked up the Cyprus in the first place and never ever tried to fix it again

[tulip ravine]

Rekt

[somber warren]

Its actually quite wierd, you in your fucking 5 star all inclusive hotel while ppl are begging 2 streets down. And there is so many fucking wild cats

[tulip ravine]

Same with turkey

[ruby minnow]

whats wrong with cats

[tulip ravine]

We had like 4 cats we adopted from the streets in our first 4 months there

[ruby minnow]

stray dogs are bad stray cats are good

[somber warren]

i bought a mom and her son like 10 liters of water and food, they was so thankful

[pale ingot]

in any touristic area youll get beggars. it makes sense

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1153344105137569872/cachedGif.gif

[marsh widget]

corret if u enjoy itching and fleas

[somber warren]

nah it was like after the greece financial crisis, they where legit beggars

[ruby minnow]

well dogs are way worse then stray cats

[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[ruby minnow]

because they can actually kill you and injure you

[tulip ravine]

I remember going during summer and the tarmac was melting and my sunglasses melted on my face

[somber warren]

dude your just chilling there and suddenly a whole pack of stray cat like 50 come out of some bushes. Literally Greece bush cat

[pale ingot]

wouldve expected it to just be like people going out on the street for some easy money

[ruby minnow]

Turkish bush cat

not Greek

[toxic sundial]

Just win

[somber warren]

dude it was so hot not even funny i couldn't handle it

[tulip ravine]

Nachos

[pale ingot]

mcdonalds fries
there are better fries

[marsh widget]

imagine not having a sawedoff shotgun for your everyday walk

[ruby minnow]

its a fact that all wild cat species originate from modern Turkey

[tulip ravine]

Heat doesn’t bother me so much, but cold I couldn’t care less

[slender rock]

2017 Nissan maxima can go

[ruby minnow]

its lands if you misunderstood me

[toxic sundial]

Be man, have an every day carry that is a felony in 48 states

[livid pond]

type of shit i been on recently

[tulip ravine]

Last winter I was walking through forest shirtless for shits and giggles it was actually kinda nice ngl

It’s weird I don’t mind natural cold

But cold showers are horrible

[marsh widget]

at least 48 states and 3 diffrent countries

if not ur just bussy

[somber warren]

Cold is way better then hot, you can wear more clothes, get a blanket and turn heaters on, Hot you can just wear shorts or boxer

and its still hot

[tulip ravine]

I’ll strip naked in cold and go for a run it doesn’t bother me at all

[ruby minnow]

winter is way better then summer and that is a fact

[somber warren]

i mean i basically got my window open at any night and daytime and i don't freeze

winter and summer

[tulip ravine]

Americans wondering how we cool our houses without ac

[somber warren]

STOßLÜFTEN

[tulip ravine]

During summer best thing to do is open front door and back door

The breeze is mega

[somber warren]

Window

or just open windows works too

[tulip ravine]

I mean I’m a bit jealous of ac being standard I can’t lie

But it’s rare we would need it

[toxic sundial]

To be fair your hottest days are like 76°

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-harrell-shooting-pistol-do-what-gif-9522600739470943972

[toxic sundial]

You can die in the heat in america

[ruby minnow]

what the fuck is a fahrenheit

[toxic sundial]

Paul Harrell clips never disappoint

[marsh widget]

shove ice cubes up your ass follow me for more life hacks

[somber warren]

true ac kinda good ngl

[tulip ravine]

Thing is we all feel temp differently

[toxic sundial]

https://youtu.be/43eqKhpu5w0?si=1o9clu5LKeIIB3Ah

[somber warren]

i was about to send that

[tulip ravine]

Our mornings you’d prolly be freezing your balls off if your from hotter parts of us, but to us it’s normal

[toxic sundial]

I mean feeling temps is different sure but like we have a desert

[somber warren]

im germany we get like -30 to +44 C

its quite diverse

[ruby minnow]

Today not tomorrow

[pale ingot]

procrastinating

[tulip ravine]

Our hottest day was 40 c

Coldest was -26

[somber warren]

Climate change is a bitch

[tulip ravine]

We love you oil we do

[toxic sundial]

[slender rock]

what the fuck did you do

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

YOU BROKE IT

I know there's a watermark, shut up

[ruby minnow]

orange cat

no brain power

no thoughts in head

only silliness

[slender rock]

yes

[toxic sundial]

Probably would still be fine if you just took out the spring and put it back in right

Like a 20 second fix ngl

[marsh widget]

gordan ramsay

[quartz ridge]

What the tuna??

[somber warren]

for the love of god

[ruby minnow]

the creature craves

[odd sail]

i can see an alligator

[odd sail]

i thought prigozhin was the one getting pregnant

[meager maple]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[solar obsidian]

real

[pastel quartz]

hhjgfjefjawawawawawawa :3

[pastel quartz]

Tony Hotline Miami refrence!??!?!

[ruby minnow]

no shut up

[pastel quartz]

make me

geyboy

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-gif-26495714

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[fierce jay]

New Scooby Doo live action looks great

[ruby minnow]

of course

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/ZAy5OKoQOU8

[pastel quartz]

when im in like a coma or some shit, i want them to play this like 24/7 so that in my fever-dream coma i can think im Jacket from hotline miami

https://open.spotify.com/track/4e6tEXni2K0cZYFmku6Htf?si=450709f7e814418e

[placid sail]

but what

if you're already in a coma

[pastel quartz]

they'll know

they'll know...

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1154401650975461406/gang.gif

im gonna start hmposting again

miamiposting

[livid pond]

why u keep sending shit ive sent 😠

[pastel quartz]

cuz ily thug

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1154465180214890610/mdoknz964mpb1.png

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-25741420

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-turkish-man-meme-turkey-turkey-gif-27676952

Turkoise

[pastel quartz]

today

we are going to taste

the world's

crispiest fries

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654

[river robin]

Today we are going to eat ass

[pastel quartz]

eh

ew

[rancid iris]

[river robin]

Or should I say you.

[rancid iris]

[pastel quartz]

Why would you eat me

Weirdo american

[river robin]

No I’m saying you’re going to be eating ass

Read fuckhead

[swift scarab]

My throat feels like sandpaper and my gamma is updated

[pastel quartz]

Fuck you ryry

[placid sail]

oblivion dialogues once again

[pastel quartz]

also hi chaos

[river robin]

No fuck you

[slender rock]

fuck you ryry

[pastel quartz]

YEAH FUCK YOUR RYRY

[river robin]

No, fuck you!

[slender rock]

FUCK YOU fucking fuck!

[river robin]

NUH UH

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-25741420

[swift scarab]

Am I missing something or am I too sick to keep up

[placid sail]

don't worry about it

[rancid iris]

youre missing noting

this is brainfart

[swift scarab]

Okay

[pastel quartz]

ye

[slender rock]

ryry fuck you fucking fucker, goddamn fucking fuck

[river robin]

Nuh uh he’s missing something

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-glover-dancing-childish-gambino-this-gif-11850103

[rancid iris]

cranium flatulence

[pastel quartz]

giggity giggity goo

[livid pond]

missed his meds

[swift scarab]

I just took two more Tylenol with added caffeine

[swift scarab]

Or was it ibuprofen

[pastel quartz]

me when the homeless man i beat the shit out of doesn't contribute 1000 points to my S-rank

[swift scarab]

Idk

[rancid iris]

\

[river robin]

Drink.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/political-halo-halo5-red-halo-red-gif-18630542

One man Drinketh

the other not

[rancid iris]

gotta be at least 1700 calories

tbh

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/think-bro-gif-22403438

[placid sail]

but have you tried thugging it up

[pastel quartz]

ye thug that shit out

tug yo lil thug ykwim

[river robin]

Rub dirt in your wounds, it will fix it

No wounds? Eat dirt.

[placid sail]

clownie.

[placid sail]

🐟.

[pastel quartz]

Me when the fellow soldier that saved my life in Hawaii keeps coming back to haunt me

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-gif-24459715

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1154348147104034857/1668534125291.gif

[river robin]

♻️

[pastel quartz]

cry

american

[river robin]

♻️

[placid sail]

clownie

[pastel quartz]

♻️

[placid sail]

eat the Polish child.

[pastel quartz]

what

[placid sail]

devour him

[pastel quartz]

fuck you bra

[river robin]

Some of us may remember you.
I won’t.

Sayonara.

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-mouth-weird-happy-big-mouth-gif-16776605

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/soheb-saucelessss-gif-23665203

[pastel quartz]

dead ahead hardmode x59 combo

[river robin]

Me when the

When the

The

Yeah

[buoyant yacht]

me

[river robin]

Me about to eat @pastel quartz like he’s the cheesy Gordita crunch from the fast food chain known as Taco Bell.

[pastel quartz]

yea ok

[inland torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-red-cat-black-and-white-gif-6741476146926631194

[pastel quartz]

listen to "Hands Up!" by 6arelyhuman and come back

[pastel quartz]

then talk to me

american

[inland torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-gif-17885971558850953839

[river robin]

Is it rap music?

[pastel quartz]

no

[river robin]

Ok

[pastel quartz]

Good morning everypony

hiii :3

[river robin]

Die

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[inland torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-cat-uncanny-cat-dice-gif-15318068262855227110

[slender rock]

Die first

be the example to follow

[pastel quartz]

so real and truthful blur...

[river robin]

Some footage of me. I already have

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040973150801891432/1125036487310848040/kz84wvdloh9b1.gif

[livid pond]

says the woman with literally no penis

[plucky void]

skeletons have no dick at all

[pastel quartz]

HM2 Mark player

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-yelling-you-know-how-much-i-sacrificed-willen-dafoe-green-goblin-gif-15742158

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hourlycas-hourlycass-gif-25472999

[slender rock]

not enough you're still here

GO OUT SIDE

[placid sail]

@solar obsidian

[river robin]

Blur doesn’t like me blur is a dickhead moron

[pastel quartz]

YOOOO

[slender rock]

TOUCH THE GRASS

[real tinsel]

whatsup maja

do you wanna give me your full address

[slender rock]

maybe it's not what you think, maybe I care and use harsh words in hopes to reach you so you can improve yourself

[rancid iris]

bro nah this is diabolical

lock him up

immediately

[river robin]

Mmmmmmmmmm

No

[solar obsidian]

thats not maja

[pastel quartz]

Different person

[slender rock]

okay then.... you can just be like that then

[rancid iris]

[pastel quartz]

maja splitting by mitosis

actually

[slender rock]

I tried

[real tinsel]

they're all the same literally

how am i supposed to tell the difference

[solar obsidian]

eh, true

[pastel quartz]

@mint mist

[real tinsel]

they're like chinese

[river robin]

“Yes you can just be like that” according to your definition, which is false.
Miss me with that.

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-druski-gif-20560325

[slender rock]

no no, go on your ways. clearly you sorted everything out all by yourself.

[ruby minnow]

americans arguing is real funny

[pastel quartz]

so true

[river robin]

He’s American?

Damn

[slender rock]

shut up turkish delight man

[placid sail]

racism tournament

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-25741420

[ruby minnow]

shut up californian

[placid sail]

begins

[river robin]

Makes me feel less patriotic

[slender rock]

[river robin]

Wait he’s from California? LOL

[pastel quartz]

where were you born

[river robin]

SHIT STATE

[pastel quartz]

imagine being californian tho

that is

crazy

[slender rock]

I been saying you dipshit

[river robin]

New York. 30 minutes from city.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-raiden-yes-yeah-christopher-lambert-gif-25512072

[pastel quartz]

damn ryry

i

i lost all hope in you

[river robin]

Fuck you

[pastel quartz]

not only did you not get the refrence

[slender rock]

yeah me and @quartz ridge are cali

[pastel quartz]

you're a sewer dweller

[slender rock]

so you have two of us.

TOO BAD

[placid sail]

ay I'm walkin here

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1039648654341984286/1118892338111066254/yayyy.gif

[slender rock]

deal with it.

[pastel quartz]

gabagoo

[river robin]

WE DONT TALK LIKE THIS FUCK OFF

[real tinsel]

bzeek where is my designated girlfriend

[ruby minnow]

he's not californian

he's Pakistani

there is a difference

[pastel quartz]

tony malchiano

[placid sail]

woke up this morning

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/таинственноедерево-мдроедерево-25-дерево-тебе25-gif-26895001

[placid sail]

got myself some gabagool

[river robin]

It’s worse because I have Italian heritage….

[pastel quartz]

pfft

[ruby minnow]

i specifically said there is a difference since you are american

[river robin]

[real tinsel]

bzeek stop singing videogamedunkey and tell me

[ruby minnow]

i cooka da pizza

i put a da horse head in da bed

mamma mia

[pastel quartz]

i cooka da meataball

[slender rock]

he is, but also is now a californian... and in the same city

so fuck off

🙂

[river robin]

Shut the fuck up!

I do not put the horse head in the bed!

[ruby minnow]

no he's not californian

[slender rock]

YOU SHUT UP

[placid sail]

listen here you senile sonovabitch who forgot his meds again and mistaking randoms in chat with each other

[slender rock]

RYRY

[river robin]

BLUR IS AN ANGRY CHILD

SEE HIM RAGE

[pastel quartz]

i still be waiting for the moment where i find a patriotic American from Flordia

Shit will be wild

ngl

[slender rock]

lol

[real tinsel]

they're both blue and maja keeps changing his name how do i know which one is him this time

[placid sail]

I ain't finding you no girlfriend anymore you lanky ass sand dweller ass mf with game so nonexistent every vagina in your radius becomes dry like the desert you crawled out of

you hear me dog

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/ree-reee-reeee-reeeee-scree-gif-12568403

[pastel quartz]

I'm cooler than maja

[pastel quartz]

woof

[river robin]

That’s not a high bar

[pastel quartz]

yea tru

[river robin]

Hate to break it to you

[slender rock]

and?

you want a trophy?

a medal?

[real tinsel]

wrong

mom said girls think i'm handsome

[slender rock]

a fucking certificate of accomplishment?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/polish-gif-22577294

[river robin]

Maja is slightly better than meowmachine at times. Been better this week I think but the sins of maja have not been forgotten by me

[strong eagle]

Bruh I just read your username. What the fuck?

[ruby minnow]

mom is talking facts

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-concrete-mixer-cement-mixer-mixer-spin-gif-21623037

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-gif-25178472

[pastel quartz]

Oh you have not seen the payday chats

[river robin]

Learn to roll with it.
Lurk more

[slender rock]

he's having fun

[pastel quartz]

oh the payday chats...

[real tinsel]

what is wrong with it

[river robin]

Do I want to know?

[pastel quartz]

no

you do not

[river robin]

Payday 3?

[pastel quartz]

Payday 2

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/running-cat-tiny-baby-running-cat-cat-funny-run-gif-26382918

[river robin]

You’ve been playing with maja?

[river robin]

Ah

[real tinsel]

see you in 3 or more days when i decide to check this godforsaken place people

[river robin]

Haven’t played 2 in ages

[pastel quartz]

Maja and Rapha

[pastel quartz]

wanna play? :3

[river robin]

What games you play?

[placid sail]

don't come back

[river robin]

I’d be down for it

[ruby minnow]

acting homosexual is the first step to being straight

[pastel quartz]

payday mostly tbh

[placid sail]

🖕

[pastel quartz]

and PZ on the side

[strong eagle]

The fact you litterally called yourself "designated village cum sock"

[pastel quartz]

since im on that

pseudo-american shit

[strong eagle]

It's just blatant

[river robin]

My friend would make fun of me because they just got 3 and I don’t want to get it but hey I’ll play it

[real tinsel]

i will

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/die-just-die-gif-23172530

[pastel quartz]

I'll buy 3 after like a year

[ruby minnow]

so? he's not at least trying to hide it

[river robin]

By PZ do you mean project zomboid?

[pastel quartz]

but if there's no bain

[real tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/815659868428959757/944185476942790666/caption-3-3.gif

[pastel quartz]

yes i do

[river robin]

That’s what I said

[pastel quartz]

BIG BOOTY FEMPYRO MOD

NO WAY

[placid sail]

profoundly unholy gif

[rancid iris]

the fucking game crashing at the end

cherry on top

[pastel quartz]

pyrocynical gif

[strong eagle]

I feel violated

[river robin]

Based. I used to play more often, got hooked something like 7 or so years ago? I remember old hydro craft was the shit back then.
No cars.
I’ve tried the new stuff, and played a fair bit of it, but it’s been maybe a year

[strong eagle]

Say that again and I'm sending you to God.

[pastel quartz]

piss off

[strong eagle]

No, fuck off

[pastel quartz]

Yea i started a few months ago i think? been really hooked actually, like 380 hours so far and i'd consider myself really well-versed in the game

[pastel quartz]

no shit off

[pastel quartz]

shit yourself off

[river robin]

I think I have 400? I might be misremembering. Then again, I’ve had the game since middleschool i think

[pastel quartz]

god damn

yall are all like fucking 50 or something

[river robin]

I play a run that lasts like 30 hours, die, drop the game for awhile, then come back

No i just gamed a lot when I was younger lol.

[strong eagle]

No, I will just shit in your lawn.

[pastel quartz]

longest mine is like a solid year, but in hours idk since i use a mod that speeds up the ing time considerably

[pastel quartz]

so i can experience the seasons faster

[pastel quartz]

wouldn't get past summer without that

(shitter)

[river robin]

When I said lasts like 30 hours I mean like irl hours. Longest run I’ve had made it to winter.

[plucky void]

I loved how the movie humanized Raiden

[strong eagle]

Super Smash Bros: Ultimate

[slender rock]

yes

[pastel quartz]

Yea i figured, without that mod i'd never even get close to 30

[slender rock]

👀

[placid sail]

I loved how Cage punched Goro in the nuts

[plucky void]

same

[placid sail]

also damn stop being so old

[slender rock]

this would make a hardcore punk album cover

[placid sail]

I'm mixing up with the youth and all, I'm hip

[ruby minnow]

why deleted it

[strong eagle]

Forgot I didn't crop it

I forgor 💀

[pastel quartz]

hardest matching profiles ever

[slender rock]

yes

[ruby minnow]

man i just love the space lesbians

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/869925025401143321/1076974280274870334/8AA8248C-9230-4E33-85B0-95A7378F6DA6.gif

[pastel quartz]

they all fucking laughed

i actually cry

i weep

[rancid iris]

LOL

[ruby minnow]

where is the part where they shoot her

[placid sail]

you are under arrest for being gау

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[strong eagle]

"Feuding Femboys"

[ruby minnow]

i wish it was political

also riot is removing bait ping from leauge

[pastel quartz]

imagine playing league

[placid sail]

imagine still playing league in 2023

[pastel quartz]

wait is bait ping bad or good?

[placid sail]

sheeeeeesh

[pastel quartz]

imagine youtube in 2023 💀

i only watch

tiktok

[ruby minnow]

its used for spamming

[pastel quartz]

:3

[placid sail]

disgusting zoomer entity

[pastel quartz]

spamming what? apples? bananas?

[placid sail]

youtube is good

[pastel quartz]

it is

[ruby minnow]

oh so that's why you're retarded

[pastel quartz]

ngl i do find myself

[pastel quartz]

just watching The Cruelty Squad video

over and over again

every day

(CEO mindset)

[placid sail]

it shows

[midnight cloud]

MAN i love gardening

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/51o5J0XVGoc?si=o1NywvZoH1kGxqz5

[midnight cloud]

my apples..they grow larger

soon i will feast on apples

[placid sail]

oh god I've just realized what your pfp is, Polish twink

damn I'm slow

[pastel quartz]

...What

Mine?

No it's fucking not

[placid sail]

yup

[midnight cloud]

no hes obv talking about me

[pastel quartz]

It's biker from HM

[placid sail]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

ion

ion get it

explain

[rancid iris]

NOOOO MY NOOSE PING

how else am i supposed to educate my jungler on how shit he is

[placid sail]

explain what

[pastel quartz]

the joke.

the funny.

i don't get it

[placid sail]

what joke

[placid sail]

you talking banana I just told you I've only realized what's on your pfp

[pastel quartz]

my profile is clearly not a polish twink

[placid sail]

there is no joke

oh

why are you a Polish twink?

you're from Poland

and you talk like maja

[pastel quartz]

but im not.

[placid sail]

= Polish twink

[placid sail]

easy

[pastel quartz]

god you are just

i actually feel sick

when im compared to someone now

[placid sail]

good

suffer

[pastel quartz]

fuck you

cunt

wanker

[pastel quartz]

see now i'll spam hotline miami lore

in your fucking dms

[strong eagle]

@placid sail my dude, all the European femboys and twinks live in Germany not Poland.

[midnight cloud]

the declining population explains it

[pastel quartz]

oh shit store closes in hour

fuckf

[placid sail]

@mint mist where are you from?

[strong eagle]

Amuhrica

[pastel quartz]

they're also po

fuck no

what?

[strong eagle]

[pastel quartz]

where did you get that from

[placid sail]

man you're slower than me

are you even reading the very chat you're
littering
like
a
monkey

[mint mist]

what do you think

[river robin]

HMU on steam

[placid sail]

I know, but I'm proving a point, so please say it

[mint mist]

no

[placid sail]

wow

[pastel quartz]

nah you hmu

[mint mist]

why prove a point to somebody liek that guy

his takes are worse than mine

[pastel quartz]

big boy

[mint mist]

hes a complete random

[placid sail]

well yes

but

[pastel quartz]

okay based

[mint mist]

fuck proving anything to him

[placid sail]

you know what, you actually right, maja

[mint mist]

look at this rainbwo instead

[placid sail]

solid point

[pastel quartz]

you should kill him with a hammer

[rancid iris]

arma

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/815659868428959757/944185476942790666/caption-3-3.gif

[rancid iris]

👀

[odd sail]

i will kill you with a dildo

[river robin]

the fuck is your tag

[pastel quartz]

linked on my profile

pretty boy

[river robin]

tf you mean

its not

[pastel quartz]

huh

[placid sail]

have you stolen the entirety of a tree person's description

[pastel quartz]

well that's odd

[pastel quartz]

yes

fuck holdon

[sullen osprey]

ANOTHER 250 WORD ESSAY DONE 30 MINS BEFORE ITS DUE BABY

[pastel quartz]

just search up mattie

ryry

[river robin]

just dm me your friend code

[pastel quartz]

Mattie <3

same pfp

too lazy

[river robin]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY MATTIES THERE MIGHT BE?

ok

let me

search

[rancid iris]

lol

[pastel quartz]

you are shameless

[pastel quartz]

i have two in my friends list

[river robin]

I am NOT

[pastel quartz]

if you find matti :3 or sumtin like that

[river robin]

searching through that

[pastel quartz]

oh fuck me

mattie not you

holdon

[river robin]

Yeah

[strong eagle]

We should summon the Βασιλεία Ῥωμαίων

[placid sail]

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery tree man

[pastel quartz]

1216105448

[pastel quartz]

Dont care

[placid sail]

• you probably stole it somewhere too, since there is nothing original and new on the internet since 2007

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystic-tree-wise-tree-wise-mystical-tree-gif-26939504

[river robin]

done

[pastel quartz]

i was boutta roast you

for no pfp

but it's the fucking burer looking ukranian guy

[river robin]

nah its open the bunker ivan

its been that for like half a decade lol im too lazy to change it

[pastel quartz]

I made it myself but it probably did exist somewhere on the internet before i thought of it

[pastel quartz]

stupid blue person

[placid sail]

commendable approach

[pastel quartz]

kill it with rocks

https://tenor.com/view/mystical-trees-wise-man-shicecraft-gif-26841308

[odd sail]

brake cleaner? no you cannot murder humans like this

[river robin]

dude stop im gonna cum

[placid sail]

dead

[river robin]

yeah thats a closed casket funeral

[robust cove]

maul the creature

[pastel quartz]

👀

[pastel quartz]

Ill go now

[pastel quartz]

kapoosh

[river robin]

theres like 4 people streaming gamma and I know for a fact only like one of them is probably being watched

[river robin]

yeah the old person dust smell

[odd sail]

me in bottom left corner

[odd sail]

@final cedar bottom middle

[rancid iris]

GIANT

ENEMY

SPIDER

[slender rock]

rosewater

[slender rock]

wuewuewuewuewueu

[midnight cloud]

weueweuweuweuweu weuweuweuweu

[rancid iris]

weueweuweuweuweu weuweuweuweu

[strong eagle]

Damn what a wise guy

[rancid iris]

unless you're a musician or poet

you can only get more popular when you die

[midnight cloud]

idk man no musician ever made a real HIT while killing themselves I could be wrong

[rancid iris]

uh

LOST by linkin park

is the most recent one i can think of as direct proof

[midnight cloud]

I'd say its pretty difficult actually, has anyone tried to sample themselves stabbing or shooting themselves?

[rancid iris]

lol

ah

[rancid iris]

u went the snuff film route

[midnight cloud]

no way

it happened?

[rancid iris]

no

your brain is infected

[midnight cloud]

aw damnit man

[rancid iris]

disregard

[rancid iris]

[midnight cloud]

darn i was sure i sanded mine smooth this morning

[slender rock]

uhm

[pastel quartz]

hghsjjg awawawawawa :3

[midnight cloud]

go on...

[placid sail]

blur no

don't try it

[midnight cloud]

share among the class..