#🎪bruh-fart
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no you
magik
no cig, the cig looks ridiculous
Do drugs
i don't get it
and then people are mad about me not listening to the offers to nto be bored
did you watch past 9 seconds or no
maj do you wanna play payday
know what nvm lol
wwith orw ithout rpah
rapah's playing 3 so without
playing 3 what
but ig das a no then
then, cant we just ask him to paly with us??
myaaan you can
he didn't respond to my ily text
so im angy at him
or something
hes afk
i weep
i dotn have the 3rd one
neat
idfk
he reposted a twitter link ,, if you close your eyes '' with these 2 characters, so you clearly need context for this shit
and considering he reposted it, he knows the context
i don't

real
real
Agreed
You totally watch them Engi
you really can tell instantly, just like you can spot a trans girl instantly
Im convinced it has something to do with me watching Tokini andy
I tried watching VTubers and all I can say is
Not a fan
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brainrot
Yeah
at least my brainrot has blood and music with it
(i love hotline miami)
They literally act cutesy and shit to take your money. People who fall for it are fun to laugh at
The brainrot I watch is just a Lithuanian autist doing DIY shit which sometimes lands him a fine for making IEDs
Delight builds IED's? Based
I can't imagine what the people who donate and watch vtubers look like
link?
@solar obsidian slay

One of my friends told me one vtuber recorded audio of her losing her virginity and was selling it. That should give you an idea of what a vtuber fan looks like
holy shit it's the tree
GALITE PAREMTI MUS PATREON'Ę:
https://patreon.com/whydotas
BOMBIOŠKIŲ NAUJAKUI RASITE:
https://torpeda.lt
INSTAGRAM'AS:
https://instagram.com/whydotas
https://instagram.com/manovardasmantas
bruuhhhh
I have a name 😠
He is Lithuanian but he got subtitles
Sometimes
you are THE tree
Sex and loneliness sells
whydotas 
your a fucking liar
there is no subtitles
I am THE UNWISE and MYSTICAL tree
how am i supposed to build an IED now?
Something like this I imagine
The CIA has a book regarding explosives making
Yep
oh my bad you looked like another wiser tree
The way less cringy Anarchist Cookbook
But... i hate the CIA
To defeat your enemy, you must become your enemy
I hate the Chinese yet I still like gunpowder and guns
you got a point
no msg? What is this bullshit gimme the food crack
no, we dont have those here
croquette curry flavour
the trend now is to add ice cream to it
this is just an ad image
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooo
for some fuckin reason
I don’t remember Lovecraft’s cat looking like that
neco arc is a <> regardless
Seeing cup noodles now gave me some pancit cravings lol
we asians will literally eat anything at this point
The hard part is which type of pancit to cook and eat
i have chewed on a green chilli alongwith ice cream because friends forced me to
it's like
being stabbed but you're on opioids
they held me at gunpoint
well...
I just eat the chili in my stew. The chili’s really not supposed to be eaten. It’s basically like bay leaf
Nah, we literally just toss the chili in without doing anything
"illusion of flavor"
It adds flavor I guess, I forgot the specific name of it
that's thbe family secret
We Filipinos are wack with food
Yeah, labuyo is no joke. Special forces troops here rub that in the lips of cadets as initiation
fr im vietnamese but even my white ass tounge cannot tolerate spice
My grandfather is from the region in the Philippines known for spicy stuff. Man loves eating those tiny devils
Same as him. Man must have Bicolano in his genes then lmao
man i'm so bad at math
cheat
real
it is that shrimple
i mean bro if else i ain't passing shit
especially when math is the most important class
Some tourist here got trolled by some of the locals. Dude was told to drink “pinakurat” which is something you dip your stuff and is spicy. He got tricked thinking it was spicy coconut wine
lmao i did bare minimum to pass graduation
The spice tolerance gave it away lmfao
yea i think its definitely hereditary since my gf eats spice like the devil but I can't to save my life
Their smiles tell the whole thing was a prank
must be terrible
oof
lmao
I think it has something to do with lifestyle tbh. Bicolanos eat spicy shit all the time so it doesn’t phase them. Do the same and you’ll get tolerance for spice
yea but at the same time they really can't taste anything anymore
Man did not drink alcohol. It was a spicy dip for shit like chicharron (pork rinds basically)
Sounds like our household lol
white ass
Man, banana ketchup. That ketchup is one I never liked
is the ketchup sweet
ig it's not supposed to be a ketchup
lmao.
i mean ketchup was originally fish so taste really is subjective
The reason it was invented was due to a shortage in tomatoes. To make up the ketchup demand, bananas were used as substitute for tomatoes
Closest I can think of that is like that is bagoong. It smells and is very salty
spice tolerance is something you build up
this sounds like a pair of food you just shouldnt do
interesting
such a regarded guitar
gonna ask for how much, for one
"ah yes kind sir how much for the "succulant-caster""
i feel like it has a 50/50 inheritance from every asian that eats spice to pass it on
Get your hands off my penis
it's from this
Less cringey I guess
it was a good build if not for the pickguard and the weird scribbling
I remember some BMX rider trying Balut. Bro was puking hard
Grandma was laughing her ass off because the poor dude couldn’t handle Balut
have you fucks not seen the "Succulant chinese meal" meme of Charles Dozsa
No
i must be old then...jesus
I just the posted the video you tard
then it's scribblings the reference makes sense
Im Asian so I have no clue of this rather Western meme
I've eaten balut all my life but i still refuse to eat the baby chick
google says it is "partly genetic" but it also says that genetics can affect about 18% to 58% of someone's spice tolerance
I'm not sure I'd trust a data set with a 40% variation but there it is
too bad sounds like an skill issue 
I dont blame you, it feels weird texture wise
"google says"
is that vegan dude
vegangains
fucking chucklefuck of a dee-de-dee
well that's as far as I'm willing to go to find information 
also if asians eat spicy food since their childhood, they're obviously gonna build up tolerance
my brother dunks everything he eats in tabasco sauce. as a result he can handle much stronger spices than I can
tabasco is hot for the first 2 seconds
you're an old man why are you still hanging around here man 
I like annoying people in offtopic
understandable
....
i would like to be a terrorist

I appreciate you guys transcribing the meme for the hearing impaired 
Yes, just sign this form and show up each sat at 12pm for the meeting of terrorist activities
anytime 👍
We have too many terrorists already...think outside de terrorism box...why not bee an arsonist eh? Eh?
why not both?
it includes both
also, i want to blow shit up
gotta get good at those monkeybars
man i just love purging infidels with this akm that Allah himself gifted me
Kid is gonna accomplish alot when he is older
Shouldnt have spent all that time in TIKTOK instead of arming bombs like a responsible terrorist hm?
his career will blow up
Literally
Rude, I was making IED all day the solder fumes and my hands are cramped
your assumption is disregarded.
Back in my day we made C4'S with only the putty, you new terrorists are soft handed
New? I am older than you. do you not know of the timer ciruits you rube
how did you even pass allahs camp of enlightenment

Ill mix you in the cement to build my hideout within america you take that back
I am a old veteran terrorist, i added the 'T' in the word 'errorist' before it became popularised
bismillah, you've brought this on yourself brother, allah will judge you accordingly. How dare you spout such lies. This is haram
you mean this is haram
I am tired. leave me be
you went from jannah to jahannam
Thats it, ill teach you a lesson you little young un terrorist, meet me at the local mosque and bring your best AK if you even HAVE one
I will render your cheeks for my sandals
mashallah brother delight
mashallah brothers

look at this cat
no
:Sadge:
The cats flying
i can if you kissm e
no
real
i wont look then
i think about the Ottoman Empire every day
Hello brainfart
my reaction: https://youtu.be/oi4PsRtPvwc
so i saw a brainfart exile meme with ronaldo but i didnt like it so i made this instead. hope yous people like
Alternative opinion
hi hydro
this is very nice
Hydro bo'woh'wathoajstier
Indeed
Mattie
burn at the stake
Opinions?
lame
Boring fuckers
its british so no
Yeah you are
Says so on your birth certificate 
i am north german, literally opposite end
Imagine not being drunk at 14
i started drinking at 16 will stop in 21 insallah
Cringey
your birth certificate says true bri'ish geezer
REAL
SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
There is a pic of me at 7 drinking a beer
FACKING CAM ON
scatland
Bri'ish people when the black football player does not score a goal for ingerland
(they say the n word)
guys i am an autistic person who posts memes do not trust any words i say
I trust everything you said
go take a officers handgun
No, I'd rather not get beat by the others
he's literally him
What game is this referencing?
best part is I know what that's from
killing floor 2
ah ty
The Jonkler
im saving this. thank you.
Sr Pelo is fucking hilarious. he's a perfect example of why Spanish is the ultimate language of comedy
its worth it
I'm impressed it survived
h
that's an ambitious goal, given how shitty tha platform is
I break ground with my level of shit, I consider myself an industry leader
godspeed
Shitty innovator
That's a hard fight man, you'd have to block brainfart behind a monthly paywall to best him
oshit a dark&darker meme 😮

everything so crazy since Jesus passedx
just go around blin
but I wanna go into jarka
wish someone added the jerma meat grinder rant everytime something gets killed by a votex
Sexo
Sexedy
He's forcing me into a self defense situation
Who do you think your talking to you little cunt
I can talk about what I want same way you can, have you tried not being a boring prick in your life?

Messing maja ly really no homo, just something I’m excited for 
dude's venting his frustration of living in UK on poor brainfart animal
I get fixated on things so 
man this channel has seen better days
Oh no I’m chill 
yeah it's never getting back to golden days, gamma is too big now
maybe the real gamma were the friends we met along the way
haters will see you enjoying nature and say "he has no orb to ponder"
Goblins will see you cast lightning bolt and say "he never learned fireball"
it's been more than a year now, and I still haven't tapped falcussy
I'm starting to lose hope
@grizzled meadow felloff
real
s
ex
ballz
allo pangolino how are u
i am trippin my dawg
Pogg0lin
coming down on the acid as we speak
it's joever
trippin? why not raise your feet then you won't trip anymore
german humor, everyone

more like dad humor
still funny if you're from BC gang
they're similar
a German father can probably make their children instantly self-combust from cringe
yeah
oh god, now i hear subway surfer music in my head
these are the eyes Falco thinks are female
guhhhh i chose the wrong plane to fight mig-29's with
if that's female then im bill fucking cosby
@slate crown to commemorate your visit to brainfart
note to self, do not accept any drinks from pango
HEY HEY HEY
people, sseth here
if pango's ever spiking your drink, it's so that YOU will fuck HIS ass, not the other way around
real
can anyone use the bot
give this man a medal
that doesn't really make it better tbh
well maybe a little better
@dreamy flax is it a good idea to fight mig-29's with a mig-21
xela is mods boytoy
real
that compact asian man has been pumping his buttocks day and night at the gym and you're gonna turn your nose away like that?

yeah i will
i am straight
@uncut obsidian are you awake
uh oh
getting hate for my sexuality 
men 
brainfart is part of LBGT+ community
nuh uh
straight people are shot on sight
why is saying geh forbidden then?
?
riddle me this batman
checkmate
How do i exist then
im not the LGTV
@dreamy flaxis it a good idea to fight mig-29's with a mig-21
I dont buy LGTVs for a reason
Are you a fucking idiot or something? Fighting a Mig-29 with a Mig-21 is like bringing a toothpick to a fucking gunfight. The Mig-21 is a relic from the Stone Age compared to the Mig-29. It's like pitting a feeble old man against a raging bull. You'd get your useless ass handed to you in seconds. So, no, it's not a good idea, you brainless twat.
LGBTQNC 
yes
i am lgtv
Can mods see words that have been autoblocked
Yes
yeah
so that's why I got the warn
is so crazy

We have so many newcomers coming here and literally saying the n word instantly as their 1st sentence


There are some that spam it for some reason and they ususally get punished

usually 
holy shit, so the cesspool retards pouring here every day or two are not even the worst, it's the cream of crop
getting punished for crimes that do not get committed
i will find the coziest bush
Don’t they realize 4chan exists for a reason
🇺🇸
yea im surprised it's not happening more often
snoreline
I will find the coolest thermal scope 
tarkov feels like the worse gamma
they get bullied there by advanced bullies
true kinda
local retards are bronze league abusers
Half the guns we have use animations from tarkov, so
and your point is?
bsg does not like stuff being ripped out of their game

oh no bsg's feelings got hurt ohhh nooooo
idk man i never played tarkov but the concept seems stupid when gamma exists lmao
glad you're still here at least
I sincerely hope this is bait
nope
don't lie
wtf
i'm chillin
You bastard

We need a channel for comments like that
these tarkov nerds get reallya triggered huh
Well I’m half incapacitated on my bed due to a fever and my sinuses feeling like I’ve been skullfucked, not like I have anything better to do

literally no one cares
Its name should be "regarded takes by regarded people"
k lol
worst mistake of your life @somber warren but she was a goth girl so maybe you escaped death
would you get chancre or typhoid
Not to mention #💣tarkov-released does exist, so

Eh
very possible
yea sickness is the new biggest hit rn, all the homies gettin down with the sickness
I acknowledge your presence, get well soon plasma boy
slash me pats american on the head
good luck friend
@somber warren if she didnt give u a blowjob either way she isnt the one king
I haven’t even done plasma anymore for a year cause there’s not a center close to where I live now

I still got my arm scar from the needle though
don't worry you're still the plasma boy in our hearts
important question @somber warren
was she gonna give you a bj after eating the noodles or before

soy sauce special
forbidden lube
i do not know, i asked myself that question many times
before would be better i guess
i don't want to suffer from spaghetti dick
Spadicky
the blackholeussy
So true...
Rare footage of @narrow lotus talking in brainfart
she literally asked for spagett with ketchup
i would have made her a nice tomato sauce
but she wanted ketchup

shameful
spaghetti? isn't that a pasta?
yeah
My man’s never had goulash before
I am slavic
do not become italian
what I mean is, the odds of slavic person not having a goulash is the same as american never having a coca-cola
'ate coca cola
I prefer pepsi
pretty sure goulash is hungarian?
literally liquid chalk
It’s edible, that’s what it is
bro dodged an ICBM
Thats what i thought, fuckin ketchup? like common i'm not even italian and i hate that idea
absolutely unhinged, that kind of behavior would've led from BJs to being pegged
literally asked her 3 times if she is kidding
very popular anyway
despicable
yeah i know, no need to rub it in
THE SECOND BUS IS COMING
man what if that would have been the best blowjob ever... i will never know
there is still hope
@queen finch been eyeing you mighty often recently
shut yo bitch ass up
nah bro you deserved better for your cooking, don't stoop to their level
bro wtf
Gae
dude you just keep turning down every opportunity what the hell is your problem
at least someone is fuckin actually helping instead of trying to make me feel bad to hide their own pain
yea what's your problem?
idk what's happening i feel like im having 10 conversations at once
brainfart real
you kinda are
my guy, literally everyone here had a situation like that at some point, men are generally dense like that
so you may postpone your suicide attempt/school shooting
projecting
nuh uh
yuh uh

i mean i know it sucks being russian, but no need to do something stupid
you are actually quite alright
SIIIKKKEEE FUCK YOU RETARD
lmao
WAR
couldn't hold on it
should just rename this channel to 
i just couldn't resist
Wow
@river robin this creature spammed reacts under every message, so the mods stripped his react permits
he is Sisyphus the clown now
it is accepted to fish react him or sisyphus react him
Can also react if someone uses that react first
Welcome home @mental sparrow.
Why am i here
lol
because you a tard
it's the boss level
Ironic
Honestly I respect his dedication to be a brainfart
birt
Birb
you defeat the boss you go home
you know what a sink mesh is?
Stink mesh? Yeah your pants.
#🎪bruh-fart is the metaphorical sink mesh
you are the mushy pasta piece in the sink mesh
end of analogy

Oh my god
oh matts not exiled now

he is a tard isn't he
now we have this guy
Y’all give me shit but look at him
nah u good
good clownie

i will continually give u shit 

boys will be boys
im guessing he got skomed
@narrow lotus biden blast
Prank em ledy

he got banished for spamming lol

ah

Nah he was being a retard lmao
this must be an alt

what is lil bro yappin about
he probably got shot by an mod and nows using an alt
he is brainfart exile of course he is
you already served your sentence
gah damn that's a nice one
@mental sparrow
Yea
made it myself :>
Bug
why are you still hanging
My blood will forever stain the rainbow floors of the brainfart channel...
He’s bugposting now
nice selfie
I can't shitpost in newbie chat
siiick, did it get pin?
Or stalker chat
renegate propaganda
no i dont think so
Tenega said
keep spamming please thanks
you need to sucka da falco spagett to get ping, everyone knows that
@grizzled meadow you pin this rn or im pissin in your pasta
actually yeah just do that
spam ping mods
just ping all
here is the origional msg i posted

Here's my version not the best among others but does it's job precisely

please keep spamming
not bad
this is actual right wing propaganda https://twitter.com/i/status/1704420133140132045
China is left wing bud
imagine being the 1 in a million just so you could be @mental sparrow 

nu huh china is right wing its on the right side of the world
天と地の創造
1まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 2地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上を、さらに神の霊が覆っていました。
3「光よ、輝き出よ。」神が言われると、光がさっとさしてきました。 4-5それを見て、神は大いに満足し、光と闇とを区別しました。しばらくの間、光は輝き続け、やがて、もう一度闇に覆われました。神は光を「昼」、闇を「夜」と名づけました。こうして昼と夜ができて、一日目が終わりました。
6「もやは上下に分かれ、空と海になれ」と神が言われると、 7-8そのとおり水蒸気が二つに分かれ、空ができました。こうして二日目も終わりました。
We need the moderators to slap him
i will not post the whole bible in japanese
fish slap
rapha im repairing saiga
i don't want to get into trouble
first sound is a literal gunshot btw
damn its like the early christians in the roman empire
for posting the whole fuckin bible in japanese
Gamma is orthodox only
you think it's copyrighted?
no religion
no, there are many religions
no but unchristian mods would mute me for "spamming" smh i am just preaching the word of the LORD
imagine if you could copyright the bible 
name all of them then
What’s he playing, brainfart?
the bible in japanese
Brot und wasser bitte
pretty sure the only officially halal mod has left with Aldo
Makes sense
they already have names silly
I am losing badly
Letsgooo Christian Gamma server
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wait aldo left? i didn't even notice
I don't really smoke gangster, i wouldn't know
he is writing a book
yup, chose the quiet life of a housewife and a writer
smoking is for pussies
I do crack
I drunk a monster and a extremely sugary soda help
i do your dad
fent
@ruby minnow this u?
Now I am shaking
no you don't
brush your teeth
Every day twice I do
I mean look at this shitstorm and tell me it's possible with Aldo still around
he would fucking mute everyone
I am a pussy
psyop
thats what good pussy sounds like
very possible, I only know this information from mods, which are notorious gaslighters
Like banging metal? Damn
then it was a psyop i fuckin knew it
you clearly never had sex b4 
or atleast good sex
they want the brick of cocaine in my ass, they're not getting it that easily
give it
it's been sitting in there since last year, don't think you can salvage any at this point
@mental sparrow you leaving and joining again trying to evade exile will only lead to worse consequences
yes
Publicly execute that bitch
I’ve never lost my virginity because I never lose
fucking based
foreskin?
i do it 3 time a day
Good brushing your teeth after each meal is good
jelqing
I feel like I am gonna have a heart attack I've had too much sugar
@mental sparrow are u still alive
very true
muted
Lol
SERBIAAAAAAAAA
What the fuck why all dracos
SO KAWAIII
OMG I LOVE FISHIES
@mental sparrow

you think he'll try to leave then gets perma baned
had to
well I'm off with this one, later nerds
based
NECO ARC NOOOO
Byeah
@grizzled meadow Alo madonna how do i give xp to someone
pasta man woken up
35 AC with power armor? 
Done, rumie's experience has been set to 15,000 XP, which grants them level 16.
@dapper charm
say smth Rumie
Just funny
yo yo yo
Nah man, your mistaking them for Newports
Or camels
Hmm not sure
what the difference
Romanian laundering operation busted
good
Marines being horny 24/7 what a big surprise
Being right next to Navy
Really fucked them up
One is superior (Marlboro)
Done, rumie's level has been set to 15.
Another one is even better (Unsmoked ciggarete buds on the sidewalk)
Done, rumie's level has been set to 50.
😮
ah shit Rumie
Favoritism

Unsmoked cigarrete buds, bro what
not getting xp in brainfart is literally 1984
Fact
I exist only within this relm
i would be legend already
man has been smoking the wrong way his entire life
but nooo
why is rumie getting exp again?
mods hate this channel with passion because it's the best one
I support favoritism but only if it favors me
Damn I guess so. I had two uses per smoke?
i'm batman
so true
very wasteful display
Slave to the machine
im guesssing you dont eat the leftover ashes aswell
bugs life better
You are wrong, see i made this drawing where I am the giga chad and you are the soyjack'
man i should actually sleep i'm becoming more retarded by the minute
i'm going to become that one kid with virgil pfp
Nah I just eat the cig after like a monkey. Feels great to eat
thank god
Average Newbies Chat Conversation: OHHH NOOO MY GUN BROKE HOW WHEN I
Average Brainfart Conversation:
real
How do I eat my gun
Like this
look sexually charged
HOW IN THE FUCK DO I PLAY MYLTIPLAYER IN GAMMA
You put it in your mouth, and chew. Should have to teach an adult how to eat
play tarkov
NOOOO
Average questions in Newbie chat
don't play tarkov bro
And playing tarkov is worse then trying to skin yourself alive
if you hate yourself play tarkov
why do u hate yourself
Legitimately the moment you launch tarkov you get aids, and brain cancer



