#🎪bruh-fart
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where
@odd sail
nope
im going to @odd sailivostok
if you defy the god of luck's wishes you will be eternally unlucky
he moving into that buss-
Suffer then. FEEL THE GHOSTS OF THE MEME PAST
Are you even old enough to know what peak internet was?
Rip 2008-2014 internet 
Yes
I still remember
" you are an idiot! Hahaha!! "
Okay you pass
was about to ask if you knew megaupload and hamster dance
🍄 🍄
Don't forget about peanut butter jelly time
Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers
Oh my fucking god
When axe only invictus
I already did it
Unfortunate
Do you still have the clip of you destroying the military checkpoint in corden?
I have one better than that
Dude i miss how busted the axe was
One shotting everything
now it sucks so much ass its actually saddening
Lemme chop up the montage real quick
It's too big
I stopped using the axe after Kronk removed it from starting kit
Honestly
It became worthless after
No pistol or vision slot
If there was a way to restore it
Id reinstall gamma lmfao
There is
No way send rn
Ik how to add stuff to the starting loadout but I need to figure out what the axe is called to add it back to the slots
We need a mod to bring back the OG stats on it
It was busted but fun as fuck
Run out of ammo? Axe
Ass gun? Axe
it was a very fun way to play
It really was
Now I barely even play the game other to test stuff I usually end up drawing stuff
Yeah i mean i dont play gamma as much as i did before they nerfed the axe
Also the amount of extra mods and stuff had gotten to a critical point of it being a gamble between CTD or crashing after about 30 minutes
I honestly got bored
Even with iron man
Part 1 of the montage @quartz ridge
I was update gamma
Then phone call
" axe is kill "
i cry
Goddamn
Seeing it makes me sad
To see how far the axe has fallen
I remember axeing a monolith legend
To the face and insta killing him
Even when he had a Nosrog on
Yup

Its like actually heart breaking
Because the axe is so shit now
Like what can you even use it for now??
I've not seen that smile face and the rage comic face for so long
Brodyquest. A classic meme
"axe is kill"
"no"
buhhh
Sledge is a false idol
crush a freedomer's balls with a sledgehammer
This says a lot about Zone Society
replace the water with orange juice and you have a lethal combination
Just drink coke and eat some mentos
Still hasn’t been nerfed
Fairly certain it was since 2008
“Found this PDA inside of a pseudodog”
why were you inside the pseudodog
dog is good
Getting pseudodog chops
ask Asians
Not for me, but for Butcher
spingledong
evolution of dingaling
ask wuhan
I let my dog inside my bedroom for once, my man decided to wreak havoc
I should do it again
wuhan deez
wuhan deez bing qi ling
-1000000 social cred points to both of you
tell Gaijin to include China’s newest vehicles
ensure they are all dogshit
Chinese will eventually leak documents to show how strong their vehicles are in real life
field day for Western intelligence groups
because they don't leak the documents
the community does
community issue
think of it as grok being arrested for someone leaking secret documents in this server
Gaijin has made clear they won’t use any info in the documents because it is in their twitter manager’s words, “turbo illegal”
basement guy's words*
well that wouldn't happen anyway cause he would just mod real life to remove all police
Yeah, you right
can you even play war thunder without spending real money on almost everything
yes
you can just
play marathons every season
and just sell that vehicle
cause from what I've seen you basically have to pay to get a decent amount of currency
and buy premium
A real basement dweller was H&K’s former twitter manager. Motherfucker decided to post some woke ass shit which almost costed the company some serious Budlight type shit. Was fired within a week
@stone blade alo ivan blyat, come vc nahuy
my point exactly
conclusion
financial issue
Yes, but you CAN play it without spending money
but you won't get far
so
yes you can
The time it takes to reach jets in WT without paying is as long as training to be a pilot of a jet irl
tf is the point in playing a game if you can't do anything after a few seconds of playing
longer
actually no
air is easy
like
insanely easy
it'd take longer to get top tier MBTs then it would to become a real life tanker though
This is a official Allhamdhulila moment
Man, the slog in ground combat is absolute hell so you might be right. Idk since I last played WT 3 years ago
i am absolutely right
only 2 years
I’ll take your word for it over playing the game to see it myself
10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 16 weeks and 2 days of Advanced Individual Training
for a freebrams
its tuesday 
It will take me longer to reach top tier at the US in wt for ground
then it would if i became an M1 abrams tanker irl
I mean if you spend however much money on rust skins
$0
you might aswell spend some more to play war thunder
What a week..
I've spent $0 on rust skins
what did we talk about that one time then
I genuinely do t remember
I didn't buy them with my own money
How much do you pay for therapy thanks to rust?
I was gifted 1 skin
other than the fact it was rust skins
ah yes
yes 
Boys
ryan gosling
wants to hear me
uh

Rayan goaslink
homosexual
Old news
IS the longbow apache leak old or new
New from what I know
why do so many warthunder players have access to classified documents
Truely is a mystery
why do so many warthunder players love anthropomorphic plane porn
@stone blade look funny cat
Wait. That's an actual thing? I thought it was just a joke!
very
Some are from the military. At this point, best for militaries to consider being a war thunder player a legitimate security threat
Hiii Engineer 
Yeah it exists. Gun and planes too
Henlo
Me and jaboopy despise GFL because most of the community jack off to anthropomorphic gun porn
GFL?
Girls’ Frontline, some cringy Chinese mobile game that got way too popular for its own good
Ah of course
Shit lingers in my feed because I watch Japanese lessons and gun videos
I saw my father watching that shit, kinda weird.
Trying to search RPK-16 ends you with tits and not the guns
maybe it is, maybe it isn't, who knows
That sounds cursed as hell ngl
Hes never watched anime in his life pretty sure. Probably found it through WoT
From what I’ve heard, its anime is dogshit
Life is roblox
I'm disgusted yet also slightly curious
Best not to fucking jump the rabbit hole. There are characters there that are literally loli
what anime shit doesnt have loli in it nowadays
WHAT THE FUCK!?
I took a quick look and I want to wipe my cornea history
This is why I watch sad anime just because they tend to not have loli
Told you, GFL is disgusting as hell. Especially if you are a gun enthusiast
hi
i just make my own anime so that there is never loli's but only cool flaming motorcycles and flaming skeletons spouting cold jargons like "Eat your veggies or become the veggie"
I dont see the appeal in anime girls in tanks. Dont see the appeal in anime in general though
Same. Though I do plan on publishing whatever I am writing at some point in time
So anime ghost rider?
exactly
Would watch
also that whole sentence was a lie to form a juxtposition to everyone saying they dont bother watching anime
roblox
I found GFL because some my feed is festering with it thanks to Japanese lessons and gun vids I watch
Got pissed off when they kept being in my feed
comedy!
had a nightmare
bout Roblox?
bro what
and it happened in italy, i think
and my family was liek 20 member somehow
it wasnt in my country, it looked liek italy
bro the worst nightmare I ever had was being surrounded by scary snowmen
wow
noob
mf got drugged
did u wake up with a sore asshole
so you got molested by falco
i have nightmares daily of ,, getting chased, blah blah, then in the end a guy stabbed me in the back, and slowly pushed his knife down my back ''
felt weird
you sure it was a nightmare and not a weird fantasy dream you had?
yes
fucking hell i cant see
afk
Brainfart being cursed is always great

Brainfart is pretty tame now
Wtf do they mean by poly? As in polygonal or polyglot?
Yeah, brainfart is way more braindead before
The lack of exiles is to be blamed imo
Polynomial
Ah yes, my enemy
any polygon enjoyers in the chat
Me, I like circle the best
Back onto dreams for a sec. I remember a dream I had where I was watching some livestream where some uncanny looking lady snuck behind the guy streaming and latched onto his neck with her teeth and they fell out of frame, then she came back up, with her face distorted into something indescribable. (Like some Mandela Catalogue type shit) and attacked the camera.
That was the dream that made me have a schizo meltdown, if engineer remembers 
how can a alraedy clean trashcan recycl
They fucking recycled me 
Watch it
Ah yes, the moment you ask about our dreams
Yes.
Anyway. On a lighter note, I also had a dream where a T-Rex tried to shove me down my toilet.
true, game?
That sounds a lot like a Kentucky Ballistics skit
oh, call to arms, ur profile says it
yes
I was still in my single digits when that dream happened 
oh u can control ur shit
Oh no I forget most of them. I just have a couple tucked away, either because they were traumatizing or silly
Well, except one. One of my dream was less of a dream and more like me high as hell because I was aware that I am sleeping and was willing myself to wake up
their pimps that go after you aware
I can remember my nightmares but not my dreams
yes
dont be like this please
what
I’m convinced I don’t dream at all. I just blink then wake up to see it’s the next day already
real
i used to dream alot
now idk
Blink
wake up
i only have nightmares
Most of the time when I have a dream and I realize creepy shits going down, I realize I'm dreaming and force myself to wake up
RAHHHH
Most of my dreaming now happens during daydreaming sessions
🇺🇸 🦅
Anything is possible with a Sawed off double barreled shotgun and a cross
(I'm not even american)
nooo 😭 ❗ ❗🔥
I completely forgot you were Australian for a solid second
RAHHHHHHHH
lel
Y’all got dreamworlds when sleeping to me is like sleeping in anomaly. Black screen for a bit then suddenly, it’s the next day
I am australian
i thought ur german :c
Fr. I also just remembered a dream where some fucking dog was hunting me down (I was super young) and I just willed myself to wake up
what the fuck
I keep getting shot by some James Bond motherfucker in my dreams.
WHAT ur friends with all the germans
ur just liek blackest german
and other german
I do have multiple german friends, Ja
lucid dream pov
....All war criminals
i wonder where is alex
hee wasnt here for a long time i think
When the country has oil 🔥 🦅
Pretty sure he's gone
he probably got eaten by a coconut crab
My pov was literally what people see when they’re on some of the good stuff
Didn't he leave? Or has he since come back?
idk
I'm a ghost of the past
Yea no. Alex got muted and then he left and then mods got angy
don't worry bout it
whatw as ur nameee
🥚
awm sadge
Oh yay. Another ghost
bery or something I forgot
ye
right
yup
mhm
yes
@mint mist look
yes
agreed
me look
i am friends with ryan gosling too
true?
wooo i'm a girll, now you'll paypal me all your life savings because i abducted your mother and this is.. idk teh naem
not bribe, idfk
i am going to eat your liver
blackmail
blackmail is the word
ok imw aiting
Dummy
ransom
true
sadge
Reach for the officers weapon
that's what Maja does when she wakes up from the "nightmares"
jesus i just found
a video of a hamster, with a syzyphus meme, of him eating his own shit
and him shitting it out, and eating it again
Monke
what the fuck
Good old 9 news
nocturne opium 9 nosom 2
hi maja
hi energy drink drinker
💗
go die from heart attak
not energy drink it's monster specifically
energy drinks taste like battery acid
also hello 8
not nice
battery acid is the energy drink of battery powered electronics
so technically energy drinks are battery acid
stop drinking that stuff then
he's been an exile
Maja you used to be an exile
@stone blade IM RICH
I was an exile once
Poor boy
because I asked to be
i like it
Ye idk if im getting out of this
ill keep talkign to you this way then
Hydro hasn't so my chances are even smaller
just prove to the mods that you're not a complete menace
and that's it
watch your language you fiend
prove how
and never actually talk about the status of a brainfarter
by not being a menace
well its too late for you, they called you ,, my clone ''
how

ur being compared to the same as meowmachine
I got called a maja clone
I got called a khaytil clone once
there is no escape for you
accept your circumstances and live with them
Hi maja how are you
At least i can still ask Delight for help with gamma
the same
awesome
humanity resored
It is said traces of blood were found in Ivan's caffeine system
must've been a misread
Hello silly people in my phone

hello creature
hi hi omg hi myshinka
I'm real
Nah you ain't
let me out
Semester officially passed, in half a year I'll be mrs. engineer Menace
real life
trolldespair
real...
Hah not falling for that again
brazil
I ask madi, can I has bussy
he say, sure, here you go
and here I am
Why'd the guy driving start beating the fuck out of the steering wheel
Kai cenat ohio rizz
Too true.
Actually pitiful how easy that sounds
two trucks having sex
true, ew
sorry maja, it's just man ass
QTE, you have to mash the controller to get the tram back on tracks
hiiii ily
real life is just a video game with higher stakes
life is roblox
What
that means he wants a kiss
tell him he's fake
you heard me
He's literally me????
I thought you were him though
No im him
kill yourself
llama I am speaking to you
no
🤓
wo i wanna be a nerd if ill look like that
implants?
what
i look like dat
double d?
no i have just one
Omg hiii!
oh god
himeow
time to go
haaai :3
me please
OMG! hi falco
Me
I fucking love this series
I'm not breeding
Literally me btw
@stone blade alo blyat vc nahuy
Hii meow
gandon blyat
stop acknowledging cringe machines presence
alo edward
Had to rage at microsoft for a while, now baldurs gate time
correct

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wreak havoc on this accursed place
my favorite dinosaur
wow
Same, dont know why people have an issue with it
happy dino with 500 teeth
he kinda looks like a schlong
Can you remind me what it is called?
its Nigersaurus common its not that hard
looks kind of hard
Thank you thank you
(bc it lived in the country niger)
💀
bro looks the same at every age
He's not emperor Palpatine is he? I mean..
methamphetamijenrecip e
I can't I'm illiterate
I mean palpatine is just old
elp
so
what's 1+1
yes
But i drank too much
1
fuck you @heavy halo
I learned its 100% excess of liquid making me vomit
what a homosexual man
What i do-?
majas thing is not being able to read
you what
training
bussy expansion
no
dick toughening
bus
He can clone himself though, but not the age Valkarion can
a miserable little pile of secrets
are you frotting the cactus
i am slamming my dick full force on the spikes
😨
Proof?
no proof, go to your nearest desert to see me at work
are you in every desert at once
This guy is a fraud
yes
nice
im omnipresent
I can relate
that's what hams pep looks like after simultaneously fucking every cactus in the world
thoughts and prayers
can't decide if my favorite is the ones with really long spikes or the ones that stick
ever tried the ones that like grow around buildings
not yet
you could have one of those grow around your ppipi and then you'd be fucking a cactus at all times
why is that drake
since when is drake in that meme
@stone blade your lunch sir
yes
that's coffee in the middle for full blood takeover
brainfart trying not to make fun of me for drinking monster challenge: impossible
you did this to yourself
or you could just... stop
cuz its the same repeated lame joke over 200 times
i bet your heart will stop before they do
we have to let jokes about you being a hungarian catch a little rest every so often, so monster energy will have to do
kys plz
also drinking energy drinks is unhealthy and cringe
so we feel like we're doing something socially beneficial
youre not
ok
I think you enjoy your estrogen drink a little too much man

Just use cocaine
just overdose on water
I wonder if being constantly stimulated by femster energy is similar in long-term effects for the mental to meth
and ivanko is gonna shank me or someone else with a knife for another joke next time
He already hired Romanians to break your kneecaps
that's reassuring
Count your days
because Romanians would just take his money and bail
can confirm
he lodt his wallet so now hes mad he cant buy more monster
Obsession
Jebać was polskie kurwy
@pastel quartz @mint mist attack
nah
:(
Pls syk
Sweet & Sour chicken with rice and vegs
With the sauce that you buy in those jars
Shit goes hard
Thats actually tasty
But still i prefer steamed buns with Meat inside
Imagine
Mattie
no, hes not worth my time
You ain't Worth nobody's time biiiish
Talking to me? Or someone else?
To Mattie
Posted markiplier burning in newbies chat twice
damn, maja is mini chad now
Oh lol
Also he literally pinged me you twat
Mini down
damn brainfart is aggressive today
no, im just busy
Oh based
no, I'm busy, you're maja
if you couldnt tell
my mother is over 40 years old
BETTER FOR ME
she doesnot look like thag
you like make owie
(c) cock man
my autocorrect is failing
im gonna spit in your mouth while you sleep
im bored
Play Hotline Miami
nuh uh
help
aren't we all
fuck no that shit is even more boring
I give no consent mattie
Nah it ain't
You don't want to know how I got exiled here once 50% of people at least know that some have already forgotten while others 
play synthetik
Wait you were exiled?
alone?
hotline Miami is good because of the soundtrack and the rest of the game is just deppresso
My apologies original gangster
ratio
yes
meh, no
otxo has better soundtrack
Yes and I got pardoned
Ratio deez nuts in yo mouth + how is people killing eachother depresso
Damn
don't know what that is
thing i just posted
Like hotline miami
But a little better
Because no insta death
(pussy shit)
so you admit it
just a better hotline miami in every way, beside the story, not like anybody cares about thato ne
Yeah it's for pussies who can't handle 1S1K
And off-screen enemies
And no bullet time
hotline miami with 1s1k is easier than otxo
I'm probably gonna play it and have a better time than playing hotline miami
call me a pudsy all you want
Then play it
i did play it
it was boring, i stopped on idk?
Yea true
HM is both boring and infuriating when you don't obsess over it
The lore is like a jigsaw puzzle
But all the pieces are just squares
I watched a video explaining all the lore
it's just america vs russia
and then everyone dies
I played hotline miami for the plot
gameplay was fun, but I wouldn't have stayed for it alone
the gameplay was fun until you have to redo the level 10 times
that's what it was for me
wasnt that the fun part
I may have a skill issue but at least I prefer to play games that are fun
fun is subjective
nothing is fun if you have to keep repeating it
a lot of people would find perfecting their mission score in hotline miami very fun
Honestly
And like
Ily egg
i dont, mission score was the last thing i cared about
But skill issue
what
my guy have you ever heard of mmorpgs and arpgs lol
true
guess some people are just built different
theyre mmorpgs
not fully indie games that are solo
bad
that's why I'm saying, fun is subjective, I haven't been grinding hotline miami scores, either, but some people do and find it very entertaining
mokotow 💀
Jebać Mokotów ha tfu
Ów*
i have no polkish thingfies
Maja is fake ass kurwa bishh
yayyyyyy im not curesd anymre
lmao
get communistic, no food for you australian man
no more gas station sausage rolls
the journey to @odd sailivostok begins
bussyivostok
20 peice and fry
a singular fry
why does that guy look so friendly
hes disgusting tho
and why is the first guy I've ever seen in a meme that looks actually friendly
yes
ehyhhhhhh
Willem mask refrence
what
no I meant the real life woman who got her real life face ripped off by a real life monkey
look it up
Ik
I havent seen anything about the movie mask since I watched
like 5 years ago
the only thing about it I remember is that the dudes face is green
ur a furry urself tho
I have doge pfp not a furry costume
furry
you should kill yourself
i know
👍
even if i do, you'll still be a furry
I wanna be racist
🏎️
Which one
So you can shoot yourself? Just do it IRL man
gimme a gun?
This reminds me of my last ever match in csgo everyone had 0 kills I had 2 and players in my team said clutch or kick from that moment I stopped playing it

I fuckin hate that people think this guy is funny.
Ye tru





