🎪bruh-fart

[slender rock]

😦

[placid sail]

pimp my ride

that shit was bussing back in the day

[placid sail]

and Russian VO of Xzibit was funny

[slender rock]

yeah but wasn't there some thing that it turned out some shit happened afterwards with insurance or something

idk

hold on

[placid sail]

trippy

[slender rock]

https://www.looper.com/1326053/pimp-my-ride-fake-canceled-where-is-xzibit-today/

it was all fake of course

[stone shoal]

Well yeah

[slender rock]

I mean it was cool on some of the designs

but the docs on VH1 and music vidyas on MTV

that was goat

[stone shoal]

I can kinda get how people would get caught in the idea that it was real but did you genuinely think they would give people custom cars for free

[placid sail]

has someone seriously thought pimp my ride, like, was actually grabbing random people from the streets

[slender rock]

the reality tv shit was death of it all

[stone shoal]

This shit is expensive

[slender rock]

yea

[velvet ruin]

Rye hurts my tummy.

:(

[slender rock]

fuck, what the main doc serious on VH1 did the stories of bands and stuff

ahh

memory loss be like;

https://tenor.com/view/old-lady-escalator-shopping-cart-gif-24041375

[placid sail]

what

what is this

why

[stone shoal]

By the time "Pimp my Ride" was canceled, Xzibit had already made quite a name for himself as an actor — starring in films like "8 Mile," "Gridiron Gang," and even providing a voice role for the animated feature "Hoodwinked!"

[placid sail]

I'm wheezing

is that a thing

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1152232264470646855/fun.mp4

[stone shoal]

Bro what

Hoodwinked

[slender rock]

that's what it was

this was a cool program

[stone shoal]

as of 2023, Xzibit continues to release music to this day as a member of the rap group "Serial Killers."

Outside of acting and music, Xzibit has also established his own personal cannabis brand, titled Napalm after his aforementioned album of the same name. Despite the immense financial devastation that Xzibit endured after "Pimp my Ride" was canceled, it's clear that he kept himself very busy in the years that followed – working as a business owner, musician, and actor right up to the present day.

Damn

[slender rock]

[placid sail]

yeah no pretty sure absolutely nobody in our country even knew who Xzibit was

but everyone knew it's the guy who pimps the car

cos mtv

[stone shoal]

It just sounds so

Generic

Almost edgy

"Serial Killers" like bro

[placid sail]

given how american rappers are often circling around criminal, thug life and shit

[stone shoal]

Nobody who actually does crime calls their rap albums shit like that is what I'm saying

[placid sail]

it's as bland as some metal group calling themselves "drunk and coked rockers" or something

[ruby minnow]

any rapper these days is doing that

its not just americans

[placid sail]

well it's the part of identity

nobody raps about charity or gardening

I think

[ruby minnow]

the Canadians do that

[stone shoal]

Anyways I'm glad(?) he's doing alright for himself I guess

better than being dead or a drugged out hobo

[slender rock]

hm

[placid sail]

I would call my band "drugged out hobos"

[ruby minnow]

only rap music i know that is not all about killing people and doing drugs is from 2000s and before

[stone shoal]

Really cannot stand milennial rap

[atomic crane]

i like mac miller

[slender rock]

90s 80s was the decent stuff to a degree

[stone shoal]

"I got percies (Yuh!) I got xans (Yuh!) I got "Drug that pharmaceutical companies hand out to kids" (Yuh!)

[slender rock]

newer shit is meh

unless its MC ride

[stone shoal]

[ruby minnow]

2000s and 90s were pretty big for like every song type

pop music rock rap

[stone shoal]

Death Grips I don't honestly consider to even be rap

[true sedge]

if you complain about rap being all about "gangstas" and "criminality" you are dumb

[slender rock]

it's it own genre

[true sedge]

just refusing to engage with the material at its own level

[slender rock]

and local from here in Sacramento

[stone shoal]

When it was about a community instead of "I got this I got that I get bitches I got a car" it was good though.

[slender rock]

Tesla (Band), Cake, Deftone and DeathGrips

[true sedge]

like you can totally be against the whitewashing and decoupling of the music from the actual intent of the musicians presenting that image but most discussions like these are just thinly veiled racism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGjSq4HqP9Y

good shit

[atomic crane]

complaining about rap that makes a statement about how you live in a low income housing environment and sell drugs to the people around you seems valid, so you cant really hit it with a blanket generalization either way

[stone shoal]

Like some songs were about the individual shit like Today was a good day but then you had shit that was at least about you and the BOYS going out to do some shit

[atomic crane]

i should specify rap that glorifies it

[little mirage]

What does a man have to do to earn the bot tag?

[mint mist]

be a bot

[atomic crane]

a man can never earn the bot tag. 😔

[slender rock]

Beep Beep Bloop

[true sedge]

🤖

[stone shoal]

...Velma?

[little mirage]

Proof our mod overlords are oppressing us

[ruby minnow]

nearly any modern show made by Netflix

but velma too

[stone shoal]

Rings of power also comes to mind but tbh I don't know what show has that sweet spot of 80 Million budget

Either Velma or Rings

[ruby minnow]

i will doxx somebody in this chat

you know who you are

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/539496571725807658/1107677776036757624/haiheyyygif.gif

[atomic crane]

the rooster is literally me

[stone shoal]

smoking cock

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mKGlYL9jg

Just a stupid example because I'm very ignorant about it

[slender rock]

cock a doodle fuckin dooo

[ruby minnow]

modern rap music

[atomic crane]

biggie didnt glorify the comeup though

[ruby minnow]

is good for when you're speeding down the highway and about to crash into a family of 4

[atomic crane]

at least in the tracks ive heard

[slender rock]

5*

[grizzled meadow]

My man just read what the dude is talking about

[atomic crane]

he said he turned to drugs to feed his family but doesnt claim it's a badass way of life

[stone shoal]

This is a banger. Has similar vibes to Tyler's early work

[slender rock]

this is a kink

someones kink

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1152228205185478757/video0-4.mp4

[slender rock]

[ruby minnow]

the jacket is probably stolen

[carmine crown]

Song is probably stolen as well

[ruby minnow]

probably

if the jacket isn't stolen then the money used to buy it is stolen

[stone shoal]

Image stolen
Jacket stolen
Tshirt stolen
Flag stolen
Song Stolen

Video stolen

His haircut stolen

[ruby minnow]

Virginity still with me'

[atomic crane]

that is his next target

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfcT0xaGstY

[true sedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HYbvx_eHV0

REAL rap

[atomic crane]

this is what real rap looks like people

get used to it or shut your mouth

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[stone shoal]

Still better than modern stuff

[atomic crane]

damn master plan off the payday 2 OST is a banger

[stone shoal]

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXvBjCO19QY

And I'm really posting mainstream shit

I still can't hear anything about "drugs are good" and "my hood is full of n- ready to kill"

[atomic crane]

this is the same deal as biggie, he raps about the horrible shit he went through and had to do or turned to doing to succeed, but he's pretty clearly not telling kids to do what he did

[stone shoal]

You can't hear this because you're not actually talking about anything modern

[atomic crane]

a banger and a warning rolled into one

[true sedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd8u2To2RK4 real rap

[atomic crane]

time to look up if anyone has rapped over master plan off the payday 2 ost

edit: no one has rapped over master plan

[grizzled meadow]

I'm actually trying to remember a song but it's impossible

I just remember it's something about kids

And it's a rap song, a famous one

I know it's weird but I'm serious

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow falco new punishment idea

[grizzled meadow]

Tell me

[ruby minnow]

soloq leauge of legends ranked

[stone shoal]

Softban poker games

[atomic crane]

do you remember the era

[grizzled meadow]

Either 90 or 2000

Probably some feat with someone famous

[atomic crane]

nothing coming to mind

[grizzled meadow]

Maybe Mariah Carey is in it

[atomic crane]

whoa mariah carey was hot in the 2000s

[stone shoal]

I'm too tired and lazy to search for modern day rap but tbh I really just have a problem with the focus on Percs and Xanax that some of them do. No different to other drugs that get brought up but I've seen personal friends get fucked up by that shit to the point of becoming zombies.

Call me a conservative boomer, idc about other drugs tbh. It's just the pharma shit peddled to kids. A lot of moderns (again, pinch of salt, too lazy to get examples) talk about it.

[atomic crane]

you're not a conservative boomer you're just a reasonable person

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/RvVfgvHucRY?si=Ck0StkQ2Yv52hHyI

I think it's this one

It's 90% this

[atomic crane]

banger alert

[slender rock]

now you have jam bands

[true sedge]

like just specifically percs and xanax

im ok with all other drugs except thos

[true sedge]

she king on my gizzard till im lizard wizard

[slender rock]

GAMMA KNOIF

[atomic crane]

its fine if they're mentioned but if you say you're off the perc 30 you're a piece of shit influencing at least one person to be off the perc 30 with you

[slender rock]

HOT WATER HOT WATER HOT WATER

[stone shoal]

It's peddled to kids. It fucks them up, and it's all legal. I don't even really blame the rappers themselves for it, they're just as much a victim because they've literally been weaned on it especially considering mental health issues on the rise.

[atomic crane]

eyes like the sky is literally me

[stone shoal]

That being said yeah at some point they also advertise it. Addicts or no they should put their foot down on that shit

[slender rock]

I do want to build a microtonal flying banana

they have a few kits online but their chinese knock offs

[stone shoal]

It is now time for sleep

GN

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/хук-сталкер-сахаров-gif-23963854

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-max-payne3-drinking-alcohol-gif-22724927

[slender rock]

https://www.microtonalnecks.com/ 😮

[atomic crane]

how tf do you fret anything beyond the 13th fret lmao

[slender rock]

FUCKING 500 BUCKS

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[slender rock]

stu has found a way

I think he just scream wooooo into the pickup

I need to get the tools and practice doing frets

like cutting and setting frets

I can kinda do fret leveling

[atomic crane]

my electric needs it

[slender rock]

yeah

[atomic crane]

it's a piece of shit but i get by with it lol

[slender rock]

I have a basic kit to do frets with

I mean baaaaasic

[atomic crane]

i'm scared of ruining my only electric guitar so it unfortunately will wait until i have the money for a new one or a setup

[atomic crane]

it's at a decent place after adjusting the truss rod and saddles

[slender rock]

Idk did you see my two that I have?

I shared it before

[atomic crane]

nop dont think so

[slender rock]

rest of these NERDs don't play music 👀

ah

[atomic crane]

i play something idk if its music

[slender rock]

put enough distortion it's metal

[atomic crane]

i know a couple power chords so i'm set in that department for sure

[slender rock]

then yes

my bandwith is dying

oh god

[atomic crane]

second one is humfucker central

very cool

[slender rock]

< Ibanez TR Series Bass 1995 | Glarry Ibanez SST Copy thing (was free and rebuilt it kinda>

[atomic crane]

my beginner ass would get confused without the nice double dot on the 12th fret

[slender rock]

it has it in the playing position side inlays

[atomic crane]

oh that's awesome

[slender rock]

the bass I got off of fb marketplace for 220USD

dude tried to learn bass for his church but gave up on it

[atomic crane]

a bass is the first thing i'm buying after i have a nicer electric

[slender rock]

a bass is nice

play the root

if you fuck up, no one notices

[atomic crane]

not familiar with this term

[slender rock]

uhh

[atomic crane]

like the root note of the key or something?

[slender rock]

I believe so

[atomic crane]

oh interesting

[slender rock]

root of the chord*

[atomic crane]

oh yeah that makes sense

[slender rock]

Jaboops is here

[upper axle]

this. honestly death grips has crammed so many different genres into their stuff that i cant even entirely call it rap in good conscience because of how completely different to rap as a genre it is.

they're just "experimental" at this point

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1151589789796151346/total_war_on_steam_sale.gif

[upper axle]

oh hey i have an ibanez bass really similar to that one

1 sec

[atomic crane]

ibanezzers in the chat

[slender rock]

also shameless self promo before mods ban me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkdv4HhqD58

😛

[slender rock]

Ibanez Gio?

[upper axle]

ye.

[atomic crane]

she's a little dusty

[slender rock]

90s?

fucking

oh god

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MHhLDCJ57E

[slender rock]

first digit is last digit of the year

then month

[upper axle]

er, wait, one sec i gotta check. it's the one that's the less expensive Ibanez that's made elsewhere than their really nice ones

[atomic crane]

meanwhile reading your name makes me think of [blurry by puddle of mudd once existed here]

oh my fucking god look at the album cover

[slender rock]

http://www.guitardaterproject.org/ibanez.aspx

[atomic crane]

jesus christ please dont ban me

[slender rock]

I missed that but yeah?

lol?

[upper axle]

oh, i bought mine new a few years ago, its not old at all.

[atomic crane]

blurry by puddle of mudd because of your name "blur", and then i saw the album cover plastered on the thumbnail of the video i posted

[upper axle]

anyway, it's been a Starsailor kinda night for me, the kind where you listen to the entire Love is Here album https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lZjMORRj8sFnXgy3djqqIsxc6vlAx2BoY

(Way To Fall is unironically my absolute favorite karaoke song for when i'm in the shower or really in general)

[slender rock]

oh that album cover

yeeah

lol

[atomic crane]

i wish i had an audio interface for my gyitar

[slender rock]

I use this https://www.amazon.com/HOSONGIN-USB-Guitar-Cable-Interface/dp/B07JLWZV2T/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=1%2F4+to+usb&qid=1694829320&sr=8-5

[upper axle]

the fucking part in Way to Fall at the end where the canticle gets introduced alongside the extended chorus.... chef's kiss

[slender rock]

it sucks but it's affordable

otherwise it's

that

[atomic crane]

those are the dream

i didnt know these direct lines existed

very cool, thx for the link

[slender rock]

I volunteered at a place that literally here in town for 2 weeks you could've borrowed one

but it was shared with another non-profit

and no one selling to non-profits lately for business properties 😦

[upper axle]

god i fucking wish i had a mic that's any good for singing.

[atomic crane]

i have a blue yeti but it sounds kinda poop because i havent put in the 12 hours of research to figure out how to make software like voicemeeter work

i'll just hold off on singing until i have an XLR mic and a scarlett solo

[upper axle]

ive got a blue yeti as well, and any time i sing with my current mic i peak that fucker like nobody's business, because my normal talking voice is loud enough to peak it at times, god forbid i actually sing with passion

[atomic crane]

could be an issue with your mic, i had that problem and had to reinstall the driver and really fuck with it on my PC until it magically started working normally for seemingly no reason

that mic also ended up being defective like a year later and i got a new one on warranty

[uncut obsidian]

E

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/becker-chungus-passos-anxious-worried-gif-16382924

[upper axle]

eh, possible.

trying a thing rn.

[fallow trellis]

no inhouse lawfirm of a big company would sign a unilateral revenue agreement

their contracts has to be edited, thats something small companies cant do often

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679039259495235594/1049477600730415164/Screenshot_20221205-190833_Instagram.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/690705405785014312/1152339252231811272/image.png

[grizzled meadow]

@slim osprey you did it early

[atomic crane]

oh this server must be where i got that meme from

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1152397159606517830/meme_18.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679039259495235594/1152410730646216704/Screenshot_20230915_191023_Instagram.jpg

[upper axle]

mic sounds better now

[slim osprey]

Always ahead

[atomic crane]

congrats brother

[slim osprey]

I am in the process of ascending into a higher plane already

[atomic crane]

this better be real

jonathan it better be

cuz if its not

well

my lawyer has advised me to not elaborate

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

we're so back. i will make my return as the dubious nuclear ejector

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706289211791245363/725216956424388695/1592974280551.png

[slender rock]

idk

the bar is full of people who hate on jambands?

there was a lot of shit being thrown around in the fb group for gizzheads

"they're metal ree" "no jamband ree" "fuck you they're psych"

lol it's insane

for a bit they're turned into vinyl jerk

still kinda shitting on people with cheaper turntables like guys

mass produced records still people calm the fuck down

[upper axle]

Gizz isnt even metal OR psych, they've done both, but they are a band that constantly does different shit every album, they arent a band with a set genre

[slender rock]

exactly

[upper axle]

saying Gizz is a certain genre is like saying Death Grips is traditional style rap music, it's just fucking objectively false

[slender rock]

someone said that and still got hammered like ya'll fucking chill

yeah

it was worse when they had the records being shared and someone had a crosley

YOU GONNA KIULL THE RECORD REEE

[upper axle]

yet another reason that anyone who gets prententious about music, especially vinyl obsessive retards, should be completely ignored when they present an opinion about literally anything

[slender rock]

"These presses are rare" until they press more, fucking dorks

laughs in flac

[upper axle]

i own quite a few vinyl records, however i sure as shit dont get pretentious and pissy about them

[slender rock]

I rescued a few myself and has a shitty jensen

[upper axle]

"the presses are rare" yea about as rare as fucking guitar picks, you fucking mong.

[slender rock]

they fucked up and didn't put a proper fucking circuit in

[upper axle]

like, i get why people like vinyl, i really do, i own two Mastodon albums on vinyl (Leviathan, and Hushed and Grim), but getting pretentious about how people enjoy literally anything makes you instantly an unenjoyable human being whose opinions i view as worth as much as the abilities of a random gang member in chicago to actually hit a man sized target from 10 yards with literally any firearm.

[slender rock]

I am just happy that I have a copy of Days of futures past

two but I gave one to mom 🙂

[upper axle]

now its worth noting i own a lot more vinyl than just two, but those ones i didnt buy, they're ones i inherited from my mother's collection from the 80s and 90s when she was a kid

oh yea btw i have a copy of the Footloose soundtrack on vinyl that was made around the time the movie came out.

it was my mom's.

that soundtrack is unironically a fucking banger front to back

[slender rock]

nice

[little mirage]

Im so fvking ready

[slender rock]

sucks that the copy of Wish you where here skips on the last few seconds of the last song on the first side 😦

I can't see any visable damage so I assume it's just pressing defect

I tried to seeing if making the arm heavier or lighter doesn't help

so idk

:/

kinda sounds like shit if I don't run it through FL studio anyways to fix the fuck up of a circuit. I need to mod the fucking thing one of these days with the proper impedance for the ceramic cart

[fallow trellis]

first time playing titan fall very good

[uncut yew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1085694647101300756/for-grimm.gif

@edgy abyss

[edgy abyss]

!sean

[split canyon]

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[slender rock]

b e a n

[atomic crane]

my only guess is the average playtime of a king gizzy track

[main moon]

Wtf did i wake up to

[slender rock]

idk it looks boring tho

[grim sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802484629743206421/1152336003328114848/RDT_20230914_075144.mp4

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1152232263254298624/the_bitches.mp4

[pastel quartz]

good profile picture

[fallow trellis]

newbchat out of context

[quartz ridge]

[slender rock]

oh god

have you tried not making bad choices

[fallow trellis]

what are you some sort of square

[slender rock]

No, I am an asshole

🙂

[fallow trellis]

what shape is that

[slender rock]

wrinkley circle 😄

lol

also

[fallow trellis]

i dont have trauma

i just want everyone else to have a hard time

[slender rock]

not related to you btw

[fallow trellis]

everything is related to me

im incomprehensible

[slender rock]

[fallow trellis]

everything is about me

fr

[slender rock]

i blame you for this problem then

fucker

[fallow trellis]

thanks

i try my best to make it hard for everyone else

[slender rock]

someone has to do the dirty work

[fallow trellis]

straightest discord user

[fallow trellis]

wow thats kina hot

[grizzled meadow]

@fallow trellis I have to ask, your pfp, is this "you"?

[river zealot]

i can fix her

[river zealot]

what next ask him for his passport

[slender rock]

I could've used that method

hmm

[fallow trellis]

no its canadas first transgender soccer player Quinn

i was told by my parole officer i cant take other peoples identities anymore

[grizzled meadow]

I can see it's working out well

[fallow trellis]

but I am legally named Quinn

[fallow trellis]

I never stood a chance in middleschool

[slender rock]

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck

cacti are filled with precious metals?

[slender rock]

yes

[left haven]

https://tenor.com/view/pharoah's-curse-pharoah-curse-gif-9768609729181577113

[fallow trellis]

you cant be serious ppl actually do the top part

[slender rock]

yes

I can fix her

[proud torrent]

brainfart

you ever just

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750151136358564010/1152462192646557716/23jzyg8dxac81.jpg

[slender rock]

[upper axle]

clears throat
taps mic

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

[slender rock]

flavouring is tiramisu

[odd sail]

The pharoah's diarrhoea

[glad carbon]

Arby's is the real life chum bucket

[slender rock]

fuckin

[solar coral]

https://youtu.be/I3bwvcRsM7k?si=FVYF23TJnVCdx0_R

[slender rock]

ay yep

bananmusic

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/202685372285583360/1152307276024139848/image-2.png

[fallow trellis]

i would

[odd sail]

top 10 things cringemachine would do

[slender rock]

[heavy halo]

How i be staring at the 3rd dm on my insta asking to get a chance

[slender rock]

@odd sail it responded

[odd sail]

[slender rock]

that's your alt isn't it

[odd sail]

I am pretending to not acknowledge the existence of

[heavy halo]

:3

hi vladyyy

[crimson flame]

chance on what

[ruby minnow]

There is something in the water

[eager igloo]

Piss

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1152437440305430560/Screenshot_20230801-201146.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1152232264067985469/MemeFeedBot-10.mov

[crimson flame]

the g word is banned again smh

[ruby minnow]

but if i say this it will not be censored

nope its censored

[eager igloo]

Cringe

[odd sail]

bird and a mammal

hmmm

[marsh widget]

Built like a depressed toilet brush

[odd sail]

i found the steam profile of my autistic high school friend

[fallow trellis]

check mate edgy teenagers

fuck you

[fallow trellis]

artistic*

[odd sail]

retarded*

[fallow trellis]

regarded*

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-22150299

although i wish i could talk to him again

[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[wide basin]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/58qIXpi6MrNwfDEjEBVN3KJaACrU1Nld_j4j-jz016c/https/64.media.tumblr.com/f6a7ce6538e9c96d8412a22dd6e8a518/02030f2abd77824e-57/s1280x1920/5b9061dc3f712637259da5dfc58976d299504cc1.jpg

@main moon

[main moon]

[nimble frigate]

[glad carbon]

go go gadget Resengan

[glad carbon]

just take meth

stoopid

[stone blade]

Good morning

[eager igloo]

Aloo

[stone blade]

Aloooo myshinkaa

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

fuck you

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck

only I can piss in my car

[odd sail]

I did just now

[fallow trellis]

i cant believe you pissed in my 2nd Hand 2013 Honda Civic

[carmine crown]

These meds will not "cure" autism, they are to mind control you

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/хук-сталкер-сахаров-gif-23963854

[odd sail]

sakharov after you killed his 999th researcher

[pastel quartz]

NAAAAAH BROOOO

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528481109617541142/898337936934830130/ugly_as_shit_cookie.gif

what cinema is that, asking for a friend

[fallow trellis]

chaotic evil

[ruby minnow]

Please do not try to fuck with your local skinwalker

[glad carbon]

the tank lineup caused some surveilance agency to freak a lil bit right? since it was the largest grouping of functional tanks since like the cold war

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-uh-i-forgor-gif-26494840

[fallow trellis]

never trust them, always send them nice looking pipes thru the mail

[carmine crown]

Don't worry man I haven't taken my meds in months, I know a fed(demon) when I see one

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neco-repost-turned-into-image-gif-25813088

[ruby minnow]

a fed

is the child playing in the streets

the girl scouts

the cashier

the family of 4

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[pastel quartz]

Bollz

[ruby minnow]

watch out for these people guys

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hector-salamanca-in-need-to-see-your-balls-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-gif-26460896

Cabron, not the Manager the BOLLZ

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-meme-waltuh-meme-funny-creepy-gif-27295363

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-motorsport7-ford-crown-vic-racing-race-maple-valley-raceway-gif-27089445

[glad carbon]

photoshop is clear for the 4head

doesnt mean fbi tbh

account deletion is prolly cause /k/oomers kept bridgading the account

[carmine crown]

Probably. Never really understood the chick with a gun psyop, women with guns is scary

[glad carbon]

idk prolly wanna get in on the guntuber clout

[quaint ore]

That and having an arrest quota would imply you live under a plan economy, which is something quite exclusive to communist states.

[fallow trellis]

no excuses

do everything to achieve your goals

kill men, women, and children if you have to

You're worth it

[glad carbon]

the gunner after shooting 3 reuters employees because their camera "looked like a gun" (the heli was 5 miles away and there were no insurgents present)

[carmine crown]

All potential enemy recruits

[glad carbon]

fake and warbrained

[pastel quartz]

they're all insurgents when the bombs explode 🙂

[eager igloo]

Napalm sticks to kids

[narrow lotus]

Juaning

[solar obsidian]

man

[glad carbon]

fake, i liked it a thousand years ago

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-gyat-soldier-french-soldier-wwii-i-need-more-bullets-gif-8603508739561687985

[solar obsidian]

i kept this low number to not make people feel bad

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097114313057112145/1147217248533086350/i_ned_mur_bulets.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/xpAgAHYap7nAcN3tu9TVojZrEn8eLm9Ovy9yjZvwGEY/%3Fsize%3D1024/https/cdn.discordapp.com/guilds/912320241713958912/users/750772780542197771/avatars/a_d6c3b18c2d102d9dab497ec7196d0dca.gif

[glad carbon]

holy shit new RLCraft boss

[pastel quartz]

YOOOOO

NO WAY

[odd sail]

the booty bomba

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-catsoftheinternet-drool-drooling-cat-gif-23554011

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490732300566548/1152202586821251102/mula_aaa.gif

also is it normal for the game to crash when i try to fast travel

[glad carbon]

sometimes

[pastel quartz]

wonderful

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1143713714458079352/smalluglyman.webm

[glad carbon]

just a small ugly fat little man

[gilded blade]

the poor lad

He's literally me

[pastel quartz]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/xpAgAHYap7nAcN3tu9TVojZrEn8eLm9Ovy9yjZvwGEY/%3Fsize%3D1024/https/cdn.discordapp.com/guilds/912320241713958912/users/750772780542197771/avatars/a_d6c3b18c2d102d9dab497ec7196d0dca.gif

[pastel quartz]

godamn i keep seeing all these fucking UN tweets going on about women and globalist bullshit all the fucking time i block 1 UN account and another 3 pop up in its place

cool it with the misogyny and start voting for communists chud

i dont give a fuck that middle eastern women dont know how to read i wanna read bad takes from retarded communists

you can only hear "that wasnt real communism" so many times before it gets stale sadly

oh well back to shitposting

[fierce jay]

Saved

Thanks

[glad carbon]

one is literally bad for you the other is just not enough nutrients

[odd sail]

stalker breakfast

either of them

[pastel quartz]

stalker breakfast is glucose shot and fentanyl

[fierce jay]

The european one just helps you go to the toilet in the morning so you can start your day right

The american one is just cancer

[fierce jay]

No Ivan don’t

Do not let yourself be fooled

[stone blade]

she can fix me man

WHILE IM IN THE CLUB THROWIN THEM 100S AND 50S AND 1S AND 1S

[fierce jay]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[remote vine]

gm (it’s noon)

[open turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947776725377490965/1109145095770492968/videoplayback.mp4

[pastel quartz]

ZIGGARETS AND PISS!?!?! OOO LA LA

[fierce jay]

Nothing better than a coffee, toasted bread and a cig for breakfast

[glad carbon]

glucose shot, caffine pill, and an ibuprofen

[remote vine]

c’mon at least throw an egg in there

[fierce jay]

Sure

[glad carbon]

in the coffee

[fierce jay]

the toasted bread is just the base

[glad carbon]

thats a real drink

[fierce jay]

I either melt some cheese on it or eat it with something else

[glad carbon]

vietnamese place near me has it

really good

really smooth coffee with like no acidity

[remote vine]

I remember reading it somewhere

Should try it out one day

[glad carbon]

wish it were cheaper or else i'd have it every day

[remote vine]

Shouldn’t be too hard to make at home

[shadow wyvern]

salmonella espresso

[glad carbon]

its not super hard to make yourself

[shadow wyvern]

[fierce jay]

I don't know if it looks good or cursed

[glad carbon]

you just gotta get good organic eggs

[fierce jay]

I can't decide

[glad carbon]

its basically just custard or whatever in coffee

[remote vine]

Eggs don’t have salmonella where I live

[glad carbon]

you can use condesned milk mixed with egg whites

in a uhh

espresso

[fierce jay]

Get your country's egg supply straight Random

[shadow wyvern]

I'm fairly sure salmonella doesn't abide by borders

but sure

[somber warren]

the breakfast of champions

depends on the country tbh

in us there is lots of salmonella in eggs

in europe not so much

[somber warren]

basically rice cabonara

[shadow wyvern]

things being popular doesn't mean they're not Potentially Dangerous

what is this argument

[somber warren]

in germany we eat raw minced pork

and its great

[shadow wyvern]

yeah I'm not saying it's not something that happens

I'm not really saying anything besides questioning whether "my country doesn't have salmonella" is correct

fucking enter key

[somber warren]

didn't say they have no salmonella but less then other countrys

[remote vine]

Just having a good source for eggs should be alright

[past nacelle]

If you're not trying to be pedantic bc everything is technically possible the risk is so low there that it's not worth thinking about

[crimson flame]

bruh

[somber warren]

need fresh clean eggs that don't lay around for hours after the hen is done

[crimson flame]

people get worms even in cooked pork

i guess you like living dangerously

[remote vine]

had that once and I need to try it again

[remote vine]

It’s about the way the pork is prepared

[somber warren]

not here, we have high sanitary standart, it all gets tested

its very safe

never gotten sick in 23 years

[crimson flame]

huh i guess food tech has gone a long way

whats the dish name

[remote vine]

Mett

[past nacelle]

Mett

Lol

[somber warren]

that shit is so good

[remote vine]

[crimson flame]

awwww

[somber warren]

Mettigel

[glad carbon]

if you raise your own eggs theyre not dangerous

and depending on the country they're basically all edible raw

due to how the chickens are raised

https://tenor.com/view/trickshot-game-play-rpg-gif-14118440

epic embed fail

[fierce jay]

trashy ass discord mboiieqjl

Second time is the charm

I give up

[narrow lotus]

Saturday
No Work
No heat
Thunderstorm

[fierce jay]

Perfect setup

[glad carbon]

go outside and enjoy the rain, if its not a dry thunderstorm

[crimson flame]

that head tho ✌️

[narrow lotus]

nah id rather not have pneumonia

im fine with having the window large open

[glad carbon]

what

you dont get it from the rain

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/ibV8wCCIAII.gif

[odd sail]

hii

[final cedar]

the rice is hot when the egg gets added

[final cedar]

high low

how do?

[odd sail]

all gud

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

Ted

My man

[ruby minnow]

Cocaine sharks in florida

[river robin]

Cocaine sharks?

[final cedar]

sharks made out of cocaine

[final cedar]

new card looking goofy af

[glad carbon]

the DJ booth

I miss when card designs had cool shit on em

fuckin camo 1060's and shit

shit like this too

[somber warren]

All Germans do

if you don't you are not german

[quaint ore]

I have a white 3060 ti in a shop

like

completely fucking white

[solar obsidian]

literally @stone blade

[stone blade]

LITERALLY ME

I"M HIM BRO

[toxic sundial]

Uhm but at least the cancerous cigarettes and coffee aren't GMO sweaty!

Checkmate american

[odd sail]

we are beyond air coolers now

[mint mist]

hi

[fallow trellis]

please stop pinging me, i posted that shit like 2 hours ago

I didnt know there were alot of eur*peans here

[solar obsidian]

its not broken? looks like the designers didnt know what to do with it

[solar obsidian]

my brother im christ, this is a stalker server, its obvious what the majority will be

[odd sail]

homosexual people

[fallow trellis]

for once I agree with vlad

[pastel quartz]

autism

[odd sail]

you agree with me everytime in your head

[fallow trellis]

get out of my head

[odd sail]

no

im in your head

[solar obsidian]

not wrong

[odd sail]

give me head

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/azees-sha-venom-one-gif-18044696

if i take my meds i kill vlad

nice try

[solar obsidian]

@fallow trellis btw

[fallow trellis]

The lord is testing me, thats why he created Delight

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

RIP BFG. They always had some great art design. I still have and use a similar XLR8 GTX260. They were beasts of a card.

[dense pollen]

where did you gety this shit

[worn trellis]

Ah, yes, the trench brush

[heavy halo]

Okay guys

So

i have the rough idea for the intro of a game im making

[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[heavy halo]

starts with character creator that allows you to choose soft stats and a background (race choose hard stats and its rollable with currency >:3 ) appearance and other

you board a boat and talk to ppl on it while at sea to learn basics of the game, the boat ends up sinking one way or another and you get washed ashore, everything is ??? Untill you make it to a small town and enter a Inn and ask where the hell you are, you get a free room and told to just rest for now, you wake up to a note beside a change of clothes and a pouch of money out of pity and the games starts

Opinions?

any suggestions?

[pastel quartz]

literally me

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1060754994606919720/tumblr_a212486cba84a8142ea5ee9daabcb477_37704c4c_1280.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/schizophrenia-schizophrenic-gif-13184105

CEO mindset

[river robin]

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1123620835945627738/goews_hard.gif

[mint mist]

hi vlad

hi amtt

[mint mist]

hi!!!!!!

[pastel quartz]

hey guys

hows yall day going

[mint mist]

hii;3

[mint mist]

death and abomination, eternal suffering

[pastel quartz]

ok

[odd sail]

Hiiii

[remote vine]

How many races are there

Are the npcs racist

Can I be racist

[native jungle]

https://imgur.com/gallery/b4GF0NO

[craggy timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1145713444495052800/ow.gif

[pastel quartz]

ok buddy

ok

[craggy timber]

fight me you uk cuck

[tulip ravine]

My man i#

I’m upset

Mrs doesn’t know breaking Benjamin

[tulip ravine]

Easy

Me and mattie will rush your fucking nan outside Aldi mate

[craggy timber]

two uk twinkies thinking they can deck me

[tulip ravine]

Lad your literally a femboy but okay

[craggy timber]

nuh uh

proof ?

[tulip ravine]

To be fair

Your version of deck and my version of deck is probably different you boy kisser

[craggy timber]

you kiss women

women kiss men

so by that logic you are gae too

[tulip ravine]

Nuh ih

[heavy halo]

yes they are racist if they are human

[tulip ravine]

Meow

[heavy halo]

Hi hydroo

[tulip ravine]

My favourite exile

[heavy halo]

my favorite exile tooo

so i plan to have 15 races

2 dev races

4 obtainable races

And 9 rollable races

[odd sail]

when is the unity insider trade investigation result getting published

[heavy halo]

And yes human, false gods, and true gods will be racist

[dreamy flax]

@prisma heron (ushldkurslfnow) has been banned for reason: You were warned before, but i guess it didn't register to you.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012510897136222293/1129625950175367238/Glory_to_Discord_Moderators_DOR_ver.mp4

[craggy timber]

imagine thinking that inside trading gets you jail time

[heavy halo]

humans are racist because they have a blessing of each three divine gods

[heavy peak]

🚿

[heavy halo]

NOO

NOT THE SHOWERR

IM CLEAN I SWEAR

ITS BEEN A WEEK

IM STILL CLEAN

[odd sail]

It gives me an opportunity to walk up to them and pump their kneecaps with buckshot

[craggy timber]

now that is something they deserve

[heavy halo]

sniff, anyway… they have a blessing if knowledge which makes them know how to use weapons, one from soul which makes them have more hp (game has 2 life perma death system) and one from creation which lets them craft with less material

but in lore its 2 lives, insane intellect, and item transmuation

so humans think they’re superior boo hoo, while the most common they have the lowest hp, no racial ability/traits, and no evolution

[cosmic siren]

E.T: Return to the Homeworld

[heavy halo]

Sogh

[craggy timber]

lowkey looks like a clean version of cats in anomaly

[uncut obsidian]

dawg

[craggy timber]

you just have to check 4chan

[toxic sundial]

My stummy hurt

[uncut obsidian]

I'm fucked

our government is unironically considering sending schoolchildren to north korea

[stone blade]

Hi?

Been playing gamma all day

[arctic grove]

Yall wanna see the building implosion I recorded today in Fargo?

[glad carbon]

when I leave the stove on after I leave the party

[arctic grove]

True

[pastel quartz]

duhhhhh hjd uiuhjhh hdu jdhhju

[arctic grove]

Look at this fuckin wizard speaking implosion

[pastel quartz]

whats uhjh what like th uhhh

[heavy halo]

Chorizo THE RIGHT WAY apparently

[uncut obsidian]

why did you poop in the pan

[crimson flame]

damn thats actually amazing

[stone blade]

Meow why are you cooking dogshit again

[crimson flame]

put rice on it or smth

[heavy halo]

ITS FUCKING CHORIZO I HATE YOU

[stone blade]

you love us dont lie

[heavy halo]

I do :3

[stone blade]

bruh imagine tasting her food

that shit more potent than cyanide

[pastel quartz]

good news

the car hood fell on my face

my nose is bleeding

[heavy peak]

the bad news

car still doesn't start

[pastel quartz]

it aint issue with the engine

he told me the car hood is not closing properly

so it closed when i showed my face to it

[heavy peak]

fell right into a trap

your nose is not crooked i hope?

[crimson flame]

drink the oil

[pastel quartz]

its fine

[crimson flame]

lmao

straight outta cartoon scene

[pastel quartz]

i just idk why i didnt feel a thing from the hit

[heavy peak]

Stoic mf

[pastel quartz]

at least the car hood is now closing properly after that

so i still gonna get paid for the hit

[crimson flame]

the hood needed to claim a victim

[pastel quartz]

Blood for the hood gods

[solar obsidian]

who was it?

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/urmom-your-mom-baldi-defaultdance-gif-19665250

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dialogue-toilet-gif-25345022

[placid sail]

oh wow, meow's photos look slightly less gross than usual

[heavy halo]

Cuz im learning

[placid sail]

or changed the cooking profile on the internet you take photos from

oh oh

[placid sail]

let's make it interesting

let's prove the meow is the real deal once and for all

make the " :3 " to the best of your ability with the cooked chorizo on a plate

[heavy halo]

i ate it all…

[placid sail]

damn

can't believe meow is actually a smelly 40 yo dude

smh

[heavy halo]

😭

[pastel quartz]

this but unironically

[slender rock]

[odd sail]

i can fix her

[pastel quartz]

her?

[sullen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390584694564978688/1152438605445337088/RDT_20230914_232852.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750403454966562937/1151986138437926942/ec_4836360p.mov

[native jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-red-dead-crying-sad-gif-12903356

Needs the original.

[plucky void]

where's the literally me crowd

[narrow lotus]

Pepi after he saw me open seed box

[narrow lotus]

every tarkov user after he writes a 1000 word essay on reddit on how the game would be better

[odd sail]

i still play tarkov like it's my wife

beat it till it works

[heavy halo]

i have an idea for the game im thinking of

Its purely cosmetic but will make the game a little cooler when comparing a an old to newly made character

[finite panther]

why do i get trojan warning form new 5.0.0.0 launcher?

[narrow lotus]

because u dont read the whole thing

[heavy halo]

theres a 0.1 chance when getting hit by something to get a scar from it, depending on what hits you will depend on the scar type

[heavy halo]

Its purely cosmetic but would make for a cool addition to some hardened looking characters

[remote vine]

Not enough racism

I want everyone to be racist

The racist community is very diverse

[feral kiln]

Nascar

[slender rock]

look at this goof

look at this sky

fuckin, great looking sky right there

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-big-eyes-seriously-shocked-gif-12278669

[gilded blade]

Xcom 2 has this feature one to one, they disabled it if you have the wotc dlc tho (you can mod it back in)

[heavy halo]

rlly? Thats cool

Whats xcom

[gilded blade]

Top down turn based strategy game, one of my favorite games of all time

[heavy halo]

Meow doesnt like turn based games

Takes too much brainpower

me like top down strategy tho

[gilded blade]

It's funnnn I recommend

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to kemek

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[odd sail]

cute

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to jcdenton2651

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[gilded blade]

Cute

[odd sail]

geh

[slender rock]

and I see this face when the game crashes

thanks vlad

I'll remember this

[slender rock]

fuck

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to afleabyte

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[gilded blade]

Doom guy

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to motoko_

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

🖼 Avatar to Hockey Paly#4179

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[pastel quartz]

macmillan

[native jungle]

Why did that ping me?

[pastel quartz]

she great marshes on my clear sky until i scar

[placid sail]

attention sitizens, group masturbation session commences in ten minutes

[pastel quartz]

LETS GOOO

SERVER-WIDE GOONING SESH

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097114313057112145/1147217248533086350/i_ned_mur_bulets.gif

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

what in the fuck are you even

[placid sail]

slash me stun locks you with a paralyzing nuzzling uwu owo

@heavy halo this you?

@solar obsidian there is an impostor among us

[pastel quartz]

yeah delight is sus ngl

[solar obsidian]

he doesnt have the superior cropped background

[pastel quartz]

vote him out

[placid sail]

low effort clone ye

Latvian Delight

[solar obsidian]

evil delight be like

[placid sail]

"I don't know shit about stalker, piss off with your stupid questions about stupid game"