🎪bruh-fart

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722000484113711166/1152210425983811604/igVideo_1.mov

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770173949111435304/1149918224645898240/A467C24B-8DE2-4A60-A4AB-442300BF55BF.gif

[carmine crown]

Must feel amazing

[pale ingot]

the booby trap:

[grizzled meadow]

1984, gay can't be said anymore

[robust cove]

hmmm, that's kinda gay if you ask me

[eager igloo]

You fools, you killed the chat

[robust cove]

good

take it out of it's misery

[robust cove]

cast into the void

epic

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[mint mist]

11k

for this shit???

@pastel quartz wtf is this mission

[pastel quartz]

do i seem

like i know this shit?

no

i don't

[mint mist]

oh nvm

theres day 2

[pastel quartz]

i don't fucking know

[mint mist]

day 2 is payday

[mint mist]

cheater!!!!!!!!! @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

ok

ok buddy

[mint mist]

i dont have that

ur nobb

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it-is-pointless-gif-24835141

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1123620835945627738/goews_hard.gif

[mint mist]

bedzie magik za dwa lata

[pastel quartz]

jaki kurwa magik

[mint mist]

wdym jaki, you know which one

[pastel quartz]

no i don't

i don't know which magik

[mint mist]

you dont???? wtf

[pastel quartz]

no i don't

[mint mist]

wow

ur uncultued

[pastel quartz]

wow

ur based

and redpilled

[mint mist]

no

ew

[pastel quartz]

yes

you are

redpileld

pileld

fuck

[mint mist]

dont u know the

like

paktofonika???????

[pastel quartz]

i mean

something rings

maybe if you asked me three or four years ago

[mint mist]

magik was a part of them, he unalived himself

[pastel quartz]

oh yeah i remember

jumped out of a block right?

[mint mist]

idk

[pastel quartz]

dunno

most of the jokes were about him flying/falling

[mint mist]

and magik became a word for suicide in poland

rafonix in his early years said ,, bedzie magik '' and stuff

[pastel quartz]

huh

there's some bells now, i suppose

[pastel quartz]

real

yeah i think he jumped out of his ap

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[mint mist]

this guy is getting water from a different city

[pastel quartz]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/xpAgAHYap7nAcN3tu9TVojZrEn8eLm9Ovy9yjZvwGEY/%3Fsize%3D1024/https/cdn.discordapp.com/guilds/912320241713958912/users/750772780542197771/avatars/a_d6c3b18c2d102d9dab497ec7196d0dca.gif

[mint mist]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[pastel quartz]

my brain is so rotten from watching you and Rapha text i actually take like 10 minutes to register the mssage

[mint mist]

💀

[pastel quartz]

turbowank gonna be crazy tonight foreal

[mint mist]

wow thats so

inspri

insi

inspiring

[pastel quartz]

isn

oio

isp

irpo

ispri

prin

[mint mist]

shut upp

[pastel quartz]

isnpring

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938615340475228160/1115823601321529475/attachment-32.gif

[mint mist]

do u know any cute songssss

[pastel quartz]

uh holdon

you're getting my entire spotify playlist

[mint mist]

theres 6 warnings abotu u cheating

god

[pastel quartz]

good

i ain't loyal

[fallow trellis]

who is american here

[pastel quartz]

ain't no dog

[mint mist]

no

cheating ingame

[fallow trellis]

like from america united states

[mint mist]

not that way

[mint mist]

me

[pastel quartz]

same ting init

[fallow trellis]

is this true?

[pastel quartz]

ye it is

[mint mist]

a single maerican? no

[pastel quartz]

i personally eat seeven

[mint mist]

all of them? probably more

[fallow trellis]

are you american

[mint mist]

yes

he is

[pastel quartz]

no im bri

SHUT UP

[fallow trellis]

dont say it

[pastel quartz]

im half pole half brit

[mint mist]

we both live in wiconsin

[fallow trellis]

dont say the B word

[pastel quartz]

fuck you

respectfully

and jokingly

i mean

[fallow trellis]

Okay so right now the answers are: No, and 7

[craggy timber]

ew

[pastel quartz]

don't ew me

[fallow trellis]

I am guessing maja lives on the smarter side of winchester

[craggy timber]

press ready bitch

you too @mint mist

[mint mist]

oh

ur finally here

[craggy timber]

i was here for like almost 3 min

[fallow trellis]

are u american?

[smoky cipher]

Did I hear America

[fallow trellis]

#🎪bruh-fart message is this true?

[smoky cipher]

[fallow trellis]

she reminds me of my ex

[smoky cipher]

I mean

I eat a lot of pizza

[fallow trellis]

okay so the answers are currently: No, Seven, and I eat alot of pizza

[smoky cipher]

Honestly that’s probably true

[fallow trellis]

okay so: yes, no, and seven

[odd sail]

watch it online

[smoky cipher]

Seven

[vital zinc]

in zone there is no internet

[fallow trellis]

new guy answered that

the pink one

[smoky cipher]

The question is, seven daily, weekly, or monthly

Or yearly

[fallow trellis]

seven

[smoky cipher]

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/azees-sha-venom-one-gif-18044696

me when I get pinged in #📢announcements

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-delicious-yummy-classic-pizza-bread-gif-26149579

[pure cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1152226760847523852/yt1s.com_-_1110_Great_Game.mp4

[robust cove]

you are a disappointment

[fallow trellis]

i just got paid

i should buy pizza

[robust cove]

EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK

[fallow trellis]

pole?

[robust cove]

HALF BRIT

[fallow trellis]

why

[robust cove]

exactly, why

[fallow trellis]

you could have chosen something else in the character selection menu

also multiracing

[robust cove]

chose the worst difficutly I guess

[quaint ore]

Wait does starfield reuse the fucking fallout grenade sound

[robust cove]

starfield reuses fallout

[pure cobalt]

yeah why not its been almost a decade

[quaint ore]

I rarely play Todd's games dont judge me on that.

[fallow trellis]

I like starsector

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-meme-heisenberg-heisenberg-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-gif-26006988

[robust cove]

great general choice in life

[wraith osprey]

starsector better

[quaint ore]

And I have a question towards skyrim modders

Why the fuck do you make so much porn

[pure cobalt]

its a rhetorical question right?

[quaint ore]

Literal

Who the fuck

Downloads them

Like what audience is it aimed for

[meager maple]

Your mom

[robust cove]

porn addicts idk who are you asking bro

[pure cobalt]

listen have you heard of this thing called "being horny" and "having one of the most documented modding communities in a game"

[wraith osprey]

lobotomites

[stone blade]

After a coffee in the morning , a monster at noon , I now made a second coffee :)

[robust cove]

fr it's really not that hard to understand

[quaint ore]

Maybe I dont get the thought process of a coomer

[stone blade]

she can fix me

[wraith osprey]

thats a good thing

[pure cobalt]

you dont have to it literally just makes sense

if people want to do something, and its easy to do, they're gonna do it

and so we have: skyrim porn mods.

[quaint ore]

Fair enuff, I just wish there was more mods adding nice armors without me having to download a body remodel which gives women tits the size of a watermelon

[carmine crown]

Sad motherfuckers

[fallow trellis]

starsector actually lets me roam space rather than just it being fast travel

[pure cobalt]

starsector and starfield are.. not exactly comparable but yeah

let me instead present to you: elite dangerous

[robust cove]

just don't look at those type of armor mods I guess

[pure cobalt]

in VR by the way
with a mod that lets you do voice controls

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/glaze-glazed-donut-happy-valentines-gif-24891861

[robust cove]

nice

killed chat

good

[queen finch]

[fallow trellis]

can u trade ludicrous amounts of recreational drugs in starfeidl

steinfield

seinfeld

the bethesda game

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938850984543809557/1108432821925711902/memex.gif

[fallow trellis]

how many pizzas does he/she eat

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/685219698031591472/1093678227614081146/gay.gif

[mint mist]

oki, im going, thanksies, i'll coem back later but still

i gotta help a guy get a game

[craggy timber]

np

thanks for joining it was fun

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-gif-23331422

[mint mist]

and i also need to send u the songs @pastel quartz

[robust cove]

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1123620835945627738/goews_hard.gif

[craggy timber]

thanks for joining too

[pastel quartz]

uhu yea

[craggy timber]

we can play more later

[smoky cipher]

Blue collar cat

[uncut obsidian]

I wanna get no mans sky

[pastel quartz]

ye i hope so

[uncut obsidian]

It looks fun

[craggy timber]

did you actually want that thing you asked btw ?

[fallow trellis]

is it actually true that theres no mans in the game

[robust cove]

why would you want no men

[fallow trellis]

no mans*

[smoky cipher]

It is fun imo, and gets consistent updates

[robust cove]

don't fucking correct me, I said what I said

[uncut obsidian]

i want men and i want no mans sky

[upper axle]

dude imagine a large scale adventure game like starfield or similar games, but the entire character cast is just thinly veiled stand ins for the cast of seinfeld, and they wrote the entire game like it's the show but a little more fantastical

[placid sail]

@uncut obsidian me and my gang of frens finally arrived to that moment in baldur's gate 3 where I've got a feat of psychotic laughter

[robust cove]

[placid sail]

pinging you cos you're probably the only person to get the reference

[fallow trellis]

i cant

[craggy timber]

[fallow trellis]

literally me

[upper axle]

i vaguely can, and it's a reality that both scares me and also i genuinely wanna see it

[placid sail]

are you selling shoes too

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[fallow trellis]

no

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/забаб-безбаб-gif-24111845

[fallow trellis]

isnt that your job bezos

[uncut obsidian]

stop

stop hornyposting

please

[odd sail]

hi

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-russian-bukin-gena-gif-23798768

[queen finch]

how the fuck is that hornyposting ?

[placid sail]

execute genaposting

confuse the westerners

[smoky cipher]

Confuse me

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gena-bukin-gif-23897075

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message
#🎪bruh-fart message
#🎪bruh-fart message
#🎪bruh-fart message

[queen finch]

what about it ?

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-russian-bukin-gena-gif-23798768

[queen finch]

just cuz youre underage means one cant post dirty shit in here ?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1127919793358504087/1152232380241825875/IMG_1737.png.jpg

[placid sail]

@uncut obsidian be like, I'm progressive, femboy myself and support lgbt+-=!@#@5
madi's culture:

[uncut obsidian]

feels like you've missed past 7 months in here

[pastel quartz]

The level of exhaustion after a payday heist is like a blue collar worker going home from an unpaid 48 hour shift

[pastel quartz]

HOTLINE MIAMI REFRENCE

[queen finch]

why what happened ? you finally 18 now ?

[pastel quartz]

LE.ANIMAL MASK

[craggy timber]

i legit hate that raid

[uncut obsidian]

this place became stricter

[queen finch]

kinda dumb

[craggy timber]

specially because of those fucking bar codes

[queen finch]

so this isnt horny posing then ?

[craggy timber]

man without shirt=horny posting

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-who-are-you-kidding-gif-17480343

[pastel quartz]

the second part wasn't that bad

the first one

the barcodes...

dear lord

[glad carbon]

it also uses the uhh

computer / terminal noises

youll hear those every so often in your ship

[pastel quartz]

are you fucking serious

damn

[glad carbon]

and it drives you MAD

[queen finch]

well yea but that then conflicts with this

[glad carbon]

you go INSANE

[queen finch]

so this shit is fucking stupid imo

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/trickshot-game-play-rpg-gif-14118440

[placid sail]

dotdeutschland being opressed (real) (sexual)

[glad carbon]

this shit is fucking sick imo

[half hazel]

how does the ranking system in this server even work

I need answers

[uncut obsidian]

@placid sail

[uncut obsidian]

this is gachi posting, falco approves

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947644662271836171/974659975580360704/choke.gif

[queen finch]

still horny posting tho

[half hazel]

I have 380 messages in total - novice
some dude has 354 in total - rookie
how does this shit even work

[uncut obsidian]

who's the "some dude"

[half hazel]

@ Brian Scorcher

[placid sail]

literally me

[half hazel]

361 now, and he's a higher rank than me with 385

so pl0x eggsplain

[odd sail]

Me and who

[half hazel]

based

[uncut obsidian]

fixed

[half hazel]

thank 🙏

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/rambo-sylvester-stallone-suns-out-guns-out-ready-aim-fire-machine-gun-gif-5120447

[pastel quartz]

Least Fun british lad

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675766819688153116/1152235222373503099/F53BCIbXAAA9Smt.png

[mint mist]

hi

[mint mist]

OMG me

perfeet

[devout hull]

mf does look like he could be yoshikage kira

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[odd sail]

nya

[uncut obsidian]

i found some ancient shit

[wraith osprey]

who is she

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1123620835945627738/goews_hard.gif

[quaint ore]

My favourite prop to build with in gmod

[urban ocean]

This

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151595394262892565/1151981700574883890/indogamer1987_1694007918977561054240P.mp4

[placid sail]

crusty ancient memes, bueno

[tulip ravine]

Boys

I’m finally getting my ketwig chopped

[river robin]

Ya hear that lads he’s getting his dick cut

[sage otter]

Why don’t you chop it yourself

Don’t you have a rusty scissor laying around somewhere

[solar obsidian]

a what?

[urban ocean]

Is that what they call a penis in liverpool?

Congrats on your transition

[robust cove]

congrats or sorry that happened

[fierce jay]

@main moon

[main moon]

[upper axle]

this is why i go to the park sometimes, actually. to remind the geese that it is man who was made in god's image, not them.

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300006770045353995/1151909759562305536/Boring_ah_heist.mp4

[upper axle]

and yes, that does result in me getting into a fistfight with a small crowd of geese

no, they have never defeated me.

[fierce jay]

Yet

[upper axle]

THEY CAN FUCKING TRY. I WISH A BITCH WOULD.

[sage otter]

Do you go full vanilla or do you play with rules

Like you have to fight them with a bread mask on your face

Spice things up a lil

[toxic sundial]

Me

[pastel quartz]

nah it ain't bro

nah it ain't

[toxic sundial]

It is

Literally me

[pastel quartz]

it's not

[pastel quartz]

it isn't

[sage otter]

This you

[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[pastel quartz]

Literally e

[fierce jay]

I would use a bread stick as a distraction so I could cheese a roundhouse kick to their neck

[pastel quartz]

JACKET HOTLINE MIAMI

RICHARD FROM THE HIT SERIES HOTLINE MIAMI

[glad carbon]

about to rip out ur HDMI cable mid-game

[fierce jay]

Show them the evolutionary difference

[sage otter]

That just makes it easier, get a meatloaf underwear or something

[solar obsidian]

p!meme

[foggy mantle]

🎵My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why🎵

Powered by reddit

[toxic sundial]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[toxic sundial]

4 for 1

Good deal

[fierce jay]

How could you make it harder tho?
Put breadcrumbs in your ears and buns in your pockets

[pastel quartz]

literally me

[fierce jay]

That could change up things

[sage otter]

Breadcrumbs on your eyelashes is for real man only

[pastel quartz]

please unexile me

i beg

and plead

[sage otter]

[fierce jay]

No

Become one with brainfart

[pastel quartz]

nu-uh

[sage otter]

Exiles last for a minimum of 2months so enjoy your stay

[toxic sundial]

Don't get exiled next time

[pastel quartz]

ion think they'll be a next time

not that i'll leave

[toxic sundial]

[pastel quartz]

i'll rot away before i come back

is all

[sage otter]

This man is about to shoot up the server

Keep a eye on him

[uncut obsidian]

you fit perfectly in here

[toxic sundial]

I was exiled for 12 seconds once

[upper axle]

PART OF THE SHIP, PART OF THE CREW.

[toxic sundial]

It was agonizing

[solar obsidian]

dont come to the server tommorow

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691490732300566548/1152202586821251102/mula_aaa.gif

i would never!

[fierce jay]

Wouldn’t you like to become part of the New Gods?

[toxic sundial]

I'm hungy

[pastel quartz]

Elaborate

please.

[river robin]

No leave them in the dark

[fierce jay]

Embed your blood and flesh with the tomfoolery of brainfart and ascend into a higher deity

[pastel quartz]

I'd rather you put me into a bio-engine than for me to rot away here

[sage otter]

Why not both

[toxic sundial]

Your flesh is weak, the certainty of brainfart is rapture

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1148820529046884362/attachment-1-2.gif

[robust cove]

you are meow machine 2.0 you are not getting out in a million years

[pastel quartz]

[fierce jay]

All you can do is become a demi god. You can not defeat the Old Gods. The Old Gods are watching, do not anger them Mattie

[upper axle]

you're part of the brainfart crew now. in time you will become part of brainfart itself, much like the crew of the dutchman from Pirates of the Caribean

[fierce jay]

Become aware of your mistakes

Become a better being

[river robin]

I haven’t seen them much are they really that bad? Need to know if I need to block or not

[sage otter]

From the moment I understood the weakness of general chat, it disgusted me.

[pastel quartz]

i ain't even done nun

i posted two

I POSTED TWO OF THIS

[upper axle]

https://youtu.be/dUAbmYUvJXc

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799279690618896414/1144477080285892618/mark.gif

two of this gif

[toxic sundial]

Just don't post any images in the stalker chats

[pastel quartz]

= Eternal damnation

[toxic sundial]

That's like a given

[river robin]

Know when to post

[pastel quartz]

ye but i was only trolling...

[toxic sundial]

Maybe screenshots of the game at most

[pastel quartz]

pity me

[river robin]

False, just know when it’s accepted using normal social cues

[fierce jay]

Two is too much
One angered them
The second boiled their blood and made them strike you

[robust cove]

congrats, that is a shitpost

[toxic sundial]

Trust me though I have done far worse

The trick is to not get caught

[fierce jay]

Such heresy and blasphemy isn’t permited

[robust cove]

why would you want to go back in there anyways

[pastel quartz]

because

i have actual questions

about like-

actual GAMMA shit

[fierce jay]

I don’t even know what the fuck I’m talking about anymore

See ya

[robust cove]

shouldn't have shitposted then

[pastel quartz]

crying and rolling on the floor

[robust cove]

good

[solar obsidian]

just ask here

[sage otter]

you can try to get your exile time lowered by gifting Mwadi some thigh high socks, or a pizza to Falco ||(with pineapple)||

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-come-on-bruh-low-tier-god-gif-24715772

[robust cove]

[robust cove]

gift Falco nitro and get moderator

[river robin]

[sage otter]

Have to meow on his dms

[robust cove]

[runic kernel]

Hi Delight Hi Dina

[toxic sundial]

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[robust cove]

your balls

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-gif-25628425

[sage otter]

Hi !

[proud torrent]

brainfart

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1152254384126836746/EyFGtu-WgA4Mn_m.png

he mustache you a question

[toxic sundial]

Cook him

[robust cove]

eat him RAW

[sage otter]

BBQ wings

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hidden-talent-duet-me-with-your-baby-gif-19468667

[solar obsidian]

finally, literally me sticker

[pastel quartz]

Literally me

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877711410040299581/1152025105975746600/IMG_8075.jpg

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/646731413907046400/1152251263686291556/image-9.png.jpg

[glad carbon]

that aint even a miniskirt

thats like a pair of undies with a lampshade glued on

[sullen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390584694564978688/1151997014335291412/FB_IMG_1694415903788.jpg

[toxic sundial]

"hinge girl 8"

[pastel quartz]

real

too real

even

literally me

thank you bot

[upper axle]

honestly it doesnt even count as that, there's NOTHING under there that actually covers anything. it's skimpy lingerie at BEST

[neat mountain]

Me looking at the person you were yesterday because you're a better person every day.
https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-nolan-grayson-omni-man-invincible-pity-gif-20908860

[toxic sundial]

The bots are great here

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[pastel quartz]

P!cat

[toxic sundial]

flat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/vizzini-princess-bride-getgoing-unbelievable-gif-25960909

[pastel quartz]

ngl

nvm nvm

[pastel quartz]

i literally fucking drool

it's been so long since i had baked beans

my British heritage is rotting away

[robust cove]

🤢

[pastel quartz]

blocked

[somber warren]

bri'ish🤮

[pastel quartz]

blocked

[robust cove]

even worse, half polish half bri*ish, I'm not even that bad bruh

[somber warren]

ehhwww

[stone blade]

he's one of those people who blocks everyone for the mildest joke or comment they get?

[pastel quartz]

yes.

[somber warren]

average brainfart exile degen

[robust cove]

idk, discord user announcing blocking someone to the whole server moment

[unique night]

https://youtu.be/1jKVt98fgEY?si=JDRR4_oaUN7tNYml

[tulip ravine]

It’s good

Got a skin fade

[robust cove]

I feel like there is no way they won't go back with that decision

I hope so mainly for Road to Vostok

[robust cove]

I still have no idea what you mean

we'll see

idk

[solar coral]

the freaking CEO literally is too greedy for EA

they tried to make players pay to reload

[tulip ravine]

Haircut style

[unique night]

yeah i know right

disgusting

[tulip ravine]

Skin fade, starts from close shave and increases in length as it goes up

[robust cove]

noice

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz, are u british?

[tulip ravine]

Granted

[solar obsidian]

ah yes, a part of a head

[tulip ravine]

He’s done the skin part a bit higher then I would like

[robust cove]

🤢

[pastel quartz]

Grandfather was, so i have a little bit of british in me yea

[tulip ravine]

Doesn’t count

[solar obsidian]

damn

[pastel quartz]

shame.

[solar obsidian]

wdym shame

[tulip ravine]

Your either British, or you’ve got British heritage and don’t claim to be British which makes your a traitor

[solar obsidian]

congratulations

[slender rock]

I am awake now

[tulip ravine]

Oh no he’s a Brit my man

He just isn’t claiming it

[slender rock]

what the fuck you guys screaming about

[pastel quartz]

i don't know

[tulip ravine]

Which is traitor

[solar obsidian]

you are
not british!! 🎉

[tulip ravine]

You are British

[robust cove]

it's like you are not the father

[tulip ravine]

Stop living in the delusion

[robust cove]

but 10000 times better

[slender rock]

Delight is part coffee creamer part insanity

[tulip ravine]

I have 0.01% Indian therefor I am actually Indian

[robust cove]

I am martian

[solar obsidian]

thinking the same

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1123620835945627738/goews_hard.gif

[tulip ravine]

You are autism

Speaking of Austin’s

Autism

The Bavarian is typing

[solar obsidian]

i use milk for coffee

[somber warren]

2 bri'ish exiles coincidence? i think not

[tulip ravine]

[slender rock]

the OG coffee creamer

🙂

[tulip ravine]

Bavarian using coincidence correctly? I’m impressed

[robust cove]

dammit gey is banned again

[tulip ravine]

Did you finally become literate

[somber warren]

shut up i am not bavarian you dirty luton wanker

[remote vine]

It’s Friday let’s gooo

[tulip ravine]

I’m not from Luton you mong

[queen finch]

I feel oppressed

[somber warren]

yes you are

[robust cove]

same

[tulip ravine]

Okay if I’m from Luton your from Bavaria

[robust cove]

you are from Berlin

[somber warren]

nuh uh i am not

[somber warren]

I HATE YOU

[queen finch]

Bavaria is the Alabama of Germany

[tulip ravine]

That’s a funny way of spelling Munich

[unique night]

no thats the saarland

[somber warren]

tbh berlin is worse then munich

[tulip ravine]

Wait what’s wrong with Berlin

[slender rock]

well fuck

[robust cove]

it exists

[queen finch]

Bavaria is hick country

[slender rock]

😦

[tulip ravine]

Australia is the Alabama of Britain

[somber warren]

liberals and ketamine addicts

[craggy timber]

Nu uh

[slender rock]

I have ancestors from bavaria

[queen finch]

I thought that's just tasmania

[slender rock]

shiiiiit

[somber warren]

my condolences

[tulip ravine]

There’s too many to count mate, our rock collection is pretty impressive

[queen finch]

🙃

aussie emote

[robust cove]

🙃

[craggy timber]

Australia is more like the florida of the uk

[tulip ravine]

What’s Canada then

[solar obsidian]

eh

[queen finch]

France 2.0

[somber warren]

oh sorry aboot that eh

[craggy timber]

Lidl france

[somber warren]

there is a moose in the hoose

[tulip ravine]

Still has the brit monarch which is a

[somber warren]

dude its a mix out of england and france

i hate it

[tulip ravine]

And is still the head of state

[somber warren]

horrible horrible place

[tulip ravine]

You thought the empire was dead? We just modernised

[somber warren]

nah dude the empire is ded af

[queen finch]

what about India?

[tulip ravine]

Canada is just a state of the United Kingdom

[tulip ravine]

Listen

We don’t talk about India mate

[somber warren]

so if you get your colonys back... do we get ours back aswell?

[robust cove]

The better France, because they tell you to just kill yourself

[solar obsidian]

helo beutiful lady

send bobs and vagene

pls

[tulip ravine]

We’ve still got colonies unlike someone

[robust cove]

plas

[craggy timber]

Clearly the next superpower

[solar obsidian]

plas pavlo

[robust cove]

how is that a good thing

[craggy timber]

While they still shit on streets like some savages

[somber warren]

india

[queen finch]

what about Scotland?

[tulip ravine]

They voted to be British not our fault

[queen finch]

[robust cove]

I no sho bob and vagene

[tulip ravine]

I have no beef with the Scottish they just Texan Brits

[solar obsidian]

but pavlo i got terminal illness. if i do not see bob i die

[craggy timber]

Im still waiting to see a cooking video from india where theres not 1000 flies on the food

[tulip ravine]

Falklands has a 99% stay British vote

Also your forgetting we have Sealand

[queen finch]

Scotland do be sorta weird

[robust cove]

reset in piss

[tulip ravine]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

[rustic gorge]

Sealand best country

[tulip ravine]

Easily better then America

[solar obsidian]

its ur fault, pavlo dies

[tulip ravine]

Then again that isn’t a hard feat

[tulip ravine]

Pavlo is dead “no”

[robust cove]

wonder what he had in his wallet

[tulip ravine]

Sealand number one

[rustic gorge]

[tulip ravine]

Pavlo do you like Sealand

[tulip ravine]

Grand total of 2 population

[robust cove]

where were you when deglight die? I was at home, and got call. "the light is kill" "no"

[robust cove]

what the fuck is even that, btw I don't care

[solar obsidian]

[tulip ravine]

How do you not know what Sealand

[robust cove]

what sealand

like that

[remote vine]

Sealand is where seamen lives

[tulip ravine]

It’s a country on a old Royal Navy fortification

[robust cove]

the cum lands

[queen finch]

my dad gifted me a lordship a couple of years ago, I have it on my bank cards

and some membership cards

[robust cove]

that's kinda cool

[tulip ravine]

I’m out here doing shit flicks this guys a fucking lord of Sealand

Based

Ran outta shit tickets so

[queen finch]

it's like 50$ or some shit

[tulip ravine]

Still

Based

Your not a lord of a Royal Navy fortification

Now

[queen finch]

I shall retake what's mine

[tulip ravine]

Irrc pirates tried that

And they shot them

[queen finch]

yup

Sealand will stand strong

[tulip ravine]

Dday Sealand edition

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934811692553097217/1151661157799698525/-_2023-09-14T052939.296.mp4

[tulip ravine]

[eager igloo]

Bred

[solar obsidian]

eat the crust?

[eager igloo]

Mmm

Crust

[robust cove]

crustussy

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269765356661374976/1152274308673060885/---8111559.jpeg

[placid sail]

hate crime

Falco smite those slavic cheeks

[solar obsidian]

yeah, i also hate crime

[placid sail]

you hate crime all the time smh

[odd sail]

I love crime

[solar obsidian]

yes, i hate lawbreakers

[pale ingot]

GGUUUYYSYSS HEEEEEELP
HEEEEELP
IM STUCK IN AN EMISSION
HEEEEELP

[solar obsidian]

it is what it is

[uncut obsidian]

[buoyant yacht]

[solar obsidian]

hes not as active in gamma anymore

[placid sail]

dming with his chubby unwashed discord kitten probably

[solar obsidian]

real

[pale ingot]

i just got an idea for a stalker meme where its that guy with the milkshake thats screaming in a parking lot but its an emission

https://tenor.com/view/please-help-me-skinwalker-rizz-milkshake-gaige-gif-8161125536224477186

[uncut obsidian]

cute

[brave ferry]

hello

[undone wave]

Good evening

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[solar obsidian]

so this is the 18 year old gf hes been talking about

[undone wave]

Falco come home

[placid sail]

wait you mean his discord kitten is not meow, but madi?

jesus Falco you're such a slut for minors

[brave ferry]

how does a brain fart

[pale ingot]

it just do

[solar obsidian]

no, i meant meow. madi is 17

[pale ingot]

youll learn

[robust cove]

How do you have a theme waow I assume some kinda mod?

[placid sail]

with excessive force and the stench that could kill

[uncut obsidian]

ye

[placid sail]

ah

I think I've missed the part where Falco officially announced having a gf

[undone wave]

Minor inconvenience

[pale ingot]

everyone knows meowmachine is a fed

[undone wave]

Real

[brave ferry]

wow.

[pale ingot]

its over for falco

[robust cove]

Minors are a very inconvenience

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax how does a brain fart

[placid sail]

nah they'll just spook the shit out of him and make him a sleeper agent for CIA in some italian mafia cell

[dreamy flax]

Oh, look at this dumbass trying to sound smart. A brain fart is what happens when your pea-sized brain decides to take a shit on your intelligence. It's like your brain takes a momentary vacation and leaves you standing there looking like a complete moron. It's quite entertaining to witness, really. So, congratulations on experiencing a brain fart. You must be so proud of yourself, you fucking genius. 🙄

[uncut obsidian]

there

[solar obsidian]

i think i misunderstood - #🎪bruh-fart message

[placid sail]

so much confusion

@heavy halo just give us our boy back your harlot

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/confusion-uganda-pasta-confusion-of-da-highest-orda-gif-17341129

[placid sail]

get some other groomer for your monthly quota, we need our pasta man back

[pale ingot]

ive seen this happen before in other servers
falco will never be the same

[placid sail]

please Falco

you must resist the allure of man's bussy

for the community

[undone wave]

Guess the molecule
First person gets a cookie

[pale ingot]

its too late 💔

[robust cove]

He has made an official server wide @ everyone announcement yes

[pale ingot]

yeah

[brave ferry]

H2SO4

[robust cove]

The Squiggly wiggly

[undone wave]

I'll give you a hint.
It's one methyl group away from being methamphetamine

[robust cove]

Salt

[undone wave]

No

[robust cove]

Wdym

[solar obsidian]

uranium

[river robin]

Meth

[undone wave]

They treat ADHD and Narcolepsy with it

[river robin]

Still meth

[robust cove]

Meth

[brave ferry]

aripiprazole

[undone wave]

They don't use meth nearly as much as they used to

[placid sail]

trick question, it's not a molecule at all, because you can't see a molecule with just your eyes, it's very small

[pale ingot]

uhhhh methyldioximethamphetamine (idk if this is just meth or not a real molecule)

[uncut obsidian]

uranus

[river robin]

He’s not denying it

[robust cove]

[solar obsidian]

it is not

[undone wave]

Its not meth you piece of shit tweaker

[river robin]

It’s meth

[river robin]

Give chat meth

[solar obsidian]

me want meth

[undone wave]

Its amphetamine minus the meth part

[brave ferry]

drink coffee not meth

[pale ingot]

ooayughhmm.... AOOOUGUHH... IMM TWEAKING

[river robin]

This chat NEEDS meth

[placid sail]

I feel like I'm in America

[robust cove]

Go to the methanator

[placid sail]

yay

[river robin]

So meth minus

[undone wave]

Here ill make you a meth molecule

[river robin]

Yessssssss

[undone wave]

Dextroamphetamine
Or adderall

[solar obsidian]

meth

[robust cove]

Thasss crazzy

[real tinsel]

meth is overrated

snort pure alcohol

[river robin]

YOURE OVERRATED

[solar obsidian]

wdym snort

[pale ingot]

how about powdered piss

[brave ferry]

im learning how to brain farting pls

[real tinsel]

you have kissable lips

[robust cove]

Shoot it directly into your veins pussy

Be a man

[placid sail]

cheetos powder (tomato flavored)

[river robin]

Powdered milk is all I snort. That and the metal dust that collects at the bottom of the angle grinder

[pale ingot]

go stupid

[river robin]

Come over here and kiss me with those hot lips, I’m feeling romantical

[solar obsidian]

nesquick powder

[real tinsel]

you put it under your nose hole and you inhale a deep breath

[placid sail]

wrong answer, you die

[swift scarab]

@maiden carbon working on the newest Gamma update be like

[solar obsidian]

i like my inner organs not burned

[swift scarab]

[robust cove]

That is huffing not snorting head ass

[real tinsel]

it's snorting if some gets in your nose

[placid sail]

power word kill

[solar obsidian]

death is illegaly not allowed to kill me if i refuse

[placid sail]

nuh uh

[undone wave]

Here's some meth

[placid sail]

how much hp you have

[undone wave]

I took extra care to keep my feet out of frame

[robust cove]

Screenshotted thanks

[sly lark]

where's C21H23NO5???

[swift scarab]

Hp is worthless without that damage resist

[placid sail]

power word kill my guy

[swift scarab]

Nah

[undone wave]

I dont have enough model parts to make heroin

[swift scarab]

Joever

[solar obsidian]

get some then

[pastel quartz]

UNISG cannot stand grenades it seems

[swift scarab]

Buy more

[undone wave]

No

[swift scarab]

Most people can’t stand high explosive fragments flying through the air

[river robin]

Yeah it turns out grenades aren’t good for you. You must love walking into them, surprised you haven’t figured out they’re bad for you yet.

[robust cove]

That is crazy ain't it

[uncut obsidian]

man actually pinged him

[swift scarab]

You say this like it’s the first time I’ve done this

[robust cove]

He is a human being after all

[swift scarab]

I’ve pinged him for much less

[slender rock]

if anyone ends up inheriting a compound let me know I have a few Ideas

[pastel quartz]

You'd think they could in state of the art Exo's

[river robin]

Does it involve cults?

[robust cove]

He really doesn't execute someone for it, unless it's really dumb

[swift scarab]

I mean last time he was sick from covid and muted me, so eh

[slender rock]

The Brainfardt Farms™️

[robust cove]

That is why it's more of a "if you're feeling lucky" case than " NOT ALLOWED EVER EVER NEVER"

[swift scarab]

Brinfard

[slender rock]

yoms'm

[robust cove]

Brain Ford

[slender rock]

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[river robin]

Guyz how to entar breenford cumpound, what adressing? Need fin for the lan porty!

[swift scarab]

Im going to cut my leg off with this weed eater at this rate

[robust cove]

Send me 5 dolar

[robust cove]

That's what they called me in school

[odd sail]

send cum in a test tube and seal it

[slender rock]

Biolabs will be later on in the future

you're going ahead too far

[odd sail]

I'm going to make lab babies from sperm only

And I'm going to torture the clone

[river robin]

I not do funny thin! Nooono!

[river robin]

What dress to send? How to fix?

[slender rock]

why torture you can train it to go crimes

wtf man

[odd sail]

nah

torture it

[slender rock]

[odd sail]

put it in a lathe

drive a monster truck over it

[slender rock]

then why even bother growing it you spudbrain

[odd sail]

for entertainment purposes

[fallow trellis]

i just discovered what mustard is

[river robin]

[fallow trellis]

it taste nice

[slender rock]

banned from TBFF compound

[river robin]

HE FOUND MUSTARD

[odd sail]

everyone in the trench:

[river robin]

IT TASTES LIKE SHIT

[robust cove]

[fallow trellis]

my pasta is tasting like fire

[robust cove]

Depends on the mustard type

[robust cove]

Huh

[swift scarab]

I don’t think I’ve used mustard on anything besides a sandwich

[fallow trellis]

delight offends me with his presence

[solar coral]

HEY GUYS HEY GUYS GUESS WHO I JUST BLOCKED

[solar obsidian]

[fallow trellis]

give me your role

[swift scarab]

[robust cove]

He defends me with his presence

[robust cove]

Thy mother

[fallow trellis]

give me your role

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[swift scarab]

Quick, pull out the Mordhau Peasant Insults

[fallow trellis]

i replaced tomato sauce with mustard in my pasta

[solar coral]

You get the poop role

[solar obsidian]

umm? mustard gas???

[swift scarab]

This is America, we use tear gas now

Sorry

[fallow trellis]

the mustard is liquid rn, if i get taco bell later its gonna be mustard gas

[solar coral]

We're 😁 rich 💰

[solar obsidian]

#🇮🇹-general-ita is coming

[river robin]

Yeah you would have the poop role with that pfp lmao

[robust cove]

Tears of the families you kill yes

[fallow trellis]

just for me

[swift scarab]

If I’m supposed to care I don’t

[high meteor]

The dung-covered peasent convention is that way

[solar coral]

I told a noob that x18 has big oily men

[solar obsidian]

wtf? but it has

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873328170848387125/1145599295714754560/caption.gif

[solar obsidian]

[river robin]

It has big, not oily men.

[solar coral]

Josta is just a hater

[solar obsidian]

real

[river robin]

Who wants to hear me sneeze?

[solar coral]

I miseed a chance for a pun

[swift scarab]

Maybe, you should take up farming!

[solar coral]

Big mushroom

[fallow trellis]

stop screaming

[robust cove]

He HATES Big Oily MEN!

[solar obsidian]

hes josta hater

[river robin]

Was the biggest sneeze of my life

[high meteor]

mmmm macking cheese form the michael wave

[solar coral]

FREE MY BOY

[fallow trellis]

If i could go back in time, i would change italian culture so they need to break the pasta

like in half i mean

also mustard sauce instead of tomato sauce

[swift scarab]

My brain thought this was Kenshi for a second

[placid sail]

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

[solar coral]

Nah its elite changerous

[placid sail]

it's dare

uh

[fallow trellis]

i should make pizza with mustard instead

[high meteor]

damn you now i gotta vibe to dare again

[swift scarab]

I like typing in the Italian chat sometimes just to mess with Falco

[river robin]

Stop falling for Quinn’s bait

[solar coral]

Pizza mama mia

[fallow trellis]

wdym

i dont lie

[solar obsidian]

Quinn when Quoutn walks in

[swift scarab]

Vai a marcire in un buco

[fallow trellis]

wait

are you italian

[swift scarab]

Obviously

[solar obsidian]

his flag is italian yes

[swift scarab]

Indeed

[fallow trellis]

nah

not you

clown man

[solar coral]

Today i found out my calculus teacher is dumb

[pale ingot]

what the hell is italy

[river robin]

Italian American

[high meteor]

boot

[swift scarab]

Where pizza comes from

[pale ingot]

damn

[fallow trellis]

I cooka da pizza

[pale ingot]

thats crazy

[devout hull]

The Courier would be packing an entire bakery.

[fallow trellis]

pizza comes from pizza ovens

idk what this italy business youre talking about

actually no

pizza comes from pizza boxes

my bad