🎪bruh-fart

[lunar brook]

[undone wave]

Ooo you're contaminated

You have the pathOwOgen

[upper axle]

i am an informations sponge and it's only a blessing sometimes.

[solar obsidian]

you are, really?

[shadow wyvern]

do the words spyro subway mean anything to you

[modest shoal]

yes

[undone wave]

Unfortunately

[upper axle]

STOP

[lunar brook]

im not confirming 100% either way

[solar obsidian]

yikes

[upper axle]

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE IN THIS HOUSE.

[undone wave]

I used to work at subway so I sent a (completely sfw) image of spyro working at subway as a joke without knowing the context

[carmine crown]

Please explain the degeneracy

[grizzled meadow]

BRING THAT SHIT KAZUMA

[upper axle]

YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING BETTER THAN ME?

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-kiwami-joker-kiryu-kazuma-dame-donny-gif-24540118

[mint mist]

hiiii

[lunar brook]

Main storyline is progressing in #🎪bruh-fart

[undone wave]

Someone needs to make an updated brainfart lore

[shadow wyvern]

cognitohazard ahead
|| there's one motherfucker who keeps commission falco lombardi, the blue bird guy in star fox, as a giant person having sex with buildings, giant or regular versions of the rest of the star fox cast, etc. It's all commissioned by ONE guy. there's HUNDREDS of images. ||

[lunar brook]

10 books of femboy posts

[undone wave]

Wonder bread guy

Only 9 books now that we've lost Bruno

[upper axle]

its also worth noting the guy is like a turbo rich surgeon or something

[shadow wyvern]

something like that yeah

it's wild

[lunar brook]

and youve personally watched every single one

endulged

observed

[shadow wyvern]

they keep showing up man

[lunar brook]

every time you close your eyes i assume?

that would make sense

ptsd and all

[upper axle]

at least its that and not the forbidden one.

[shadow wyvern]

haunted by visions of hyper falco

[carmine crown]

Oh boy, good to know

[upper axle]

i'd rather see giant falco than spyro subway.

unfortunately i dont GET that luxury

[mint mist]

hiiiiiii

[mint mist]

omg!!!!! old man hi

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-gif-26585350

[lunar brook]

hello resident brainfarter

[upper axle]

oh shit, new Resident Evil spinoff?

"stand back, everyone! these residents are about to brainfart!"

[lunar brook]

John Resident Evil

[stone blade]

Some russian joined with me in the vc

is he gonna hack me now

I'm scared

[mint mist]

kiss him

and hew ont

[stone blade]

maja that's homo

[mint mist]

yeah>? and

[stone blade]

I'm not homo

you are

[mint mist]

wow

blocked

[slender rock]

wtf

SPOOON, ON THE TOILET SEEAAT

[stone shoal]

[stone blade]

you love me too much to do that

[arctic grove]

In one of my servers, we have the guy who comms ALL of the Samus (Metroid) and Nami (League of legends) art.

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024858134600233030/1151568390671040654/SPOILER_video-output-037C7293-7B69-4EEA-A2A5-E994AB42ED98.mp4

[mint mist]

true ❤️

FUCK!@! i ended my run because of u ivan

hecc u

i missclicekd

[stone blade]

and what am I supposed to do

[mint mist]

kiss me

[stone blade]

that's homo

nono

[slender rock]

Crusher of boxes

[uncut obsidian]

don't know what's so bad about it, im enjoying it

[swift scarab]

Eh, most people I met had a rough time with it

[uncut obsidian]

i mean

[swift scarab]

Mushroom

[uncut obsidian]

if you start with the hardest difficulty you'll never know how it feels to play on an easy one

so you get used to it immediately

[swift scarab]

True, but that removes the point of a challenge in my eyes

[uncut obsidian]

also you don't even need ammo for most encounters

besides bloaters

[uncut obsidian]

so for it to be a challenge [in your eyes] i need to play on an easy difficulty first?

[queen finch]

Has the brainfart lore even been updated at all ?

[swift scarab]

That’s not the way I meant that

Most of the way I play games is on normal difficulty, then jack it up to max the second time around to make me rethink my own strategies

[sage otter]

https://imgur.com/mdclBhR

1 gentle scoop

[sage otter]

Using this spoon btw

[swift scarab]

Forg

[uncut obsidian]

the challenge is still there no matter when you max out the difficulty, on your first/second/etc run

the challenge is even bigger on the first playthrough because you're going in blind

[narrow lotus]

Where pango

[uncut obsidian]

but i chose it not really for the challenge but more for the realism

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

wdym

[swift scarab]

I thought you said Panko and thought of breadcrumbs

[narrow lotus]

[uncut obsidian]

[odd sail]

larkin who

[swift scarab]

What happened to Larkin again

[placid sail]

@slate crown

he's still here

[swift scarab]

That’s like saying Aldo is still here

[narrow lotus]

Larkin was a super awesome dude who helped grok with coding and shit , he went from helper to xray wizard in like 1 month and was such a chill guy

Unfortunately, he just dissapeared one day , later we kinda found out he had some sort of bad heath issues

[swift scarab]

Oof

[narrow lotus]

We do not know if ....yeah...

He hasnt talked since

Like 1 year ago or more

[swift scarab]

Wasn’t Aldo’s explanation basically just that he wanted to do irl stuff or something?

[slender rock]

and crashed

yay

[ruby minnow]

yeah he's writing his manifesto

brainfart society and its future

[swift scarab]

Either that or he’s recruiting an army to kill us all

[uncut obsidian]

@slate crown

that bio worries me

[odd sail]

he got too many in brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

ha ha

[slender rock]

who

what?

where?

[ruby minnow]

Blur did you smoke that zaza?/

[slender rock]

nope it's last resort when I come in contact with a burer, or psydickheads

[placid sail]

he was posting just today in darkfart, relax

[uncut obsidian]

in what?

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9uYP4_fomQQ?feature=share

[placid sail]

don't worry about it

[uncut obsidian]

i will worry about it

what is darkfart

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-old-lady-laugh-evil-witch-gif-5182128

[tulip ravine]

Hello brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

i will continue worrying about it

[placid sail]

too bad

[uncut obsidian]

i will not stop worrying about it

[placid sail]

then you're gonna look real mature much earlier

grey hairs, wrinkles and all!

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pbHqsoU3dtE?feature=share

[uncut obsidian]

i am still worrying

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/memento-mori-unus-annus-gif-19399232

you feel relaxed

[uncut obsidian]

nuh uh

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bbteYDG9dPU?feature=share

[placid sail]

what kind of resident brainfart mod are you to not know about darkfart anyway?

[uncut obsidian]

what is darkfart

is it the name of brainfart2.0

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wouldnt-you-like-to-know-weather-boy-gif-15559185

[storm stream]

is potatoe the most cracked vegg?

[ruby minnow]

the masculine urge to stare at people and when a bus passes vanish

[mint mist]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it-is-pointless-gif-24835141

https://tenor.com/view/perritos-amigos-panas-xd-jotcha-gif-22229577

[uncut obsidian]

happens every Spring here in our basement

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509206650779860992/1151585387333042286/Tumblr_l_100546937117476.jpg

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/645674415652208661/1151564489049780274/apology-from-unity-v0-gt23aiiqbwnb1.webp

[uncut obsidian]

we have a big ass box for potatoes

in spring it becomes a forest

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tD-1o9wnd7k?feature=share

[storm stream]

yep. One of my jobs when I would visit my grandparents' lil farm was to break those off b4 the potatoes could be made into food

[ruby minnow]

Alcohol is superior

[placid sail]

mix both and be the menace

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1y3yJMWLO5c?feature=share

[placid sail]

arriving at Agroprom

[eager igloo]

Mixing weed and alcohol is a recipe for a bad time

[pale ingot]

(they broke into the water bottle)

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-UDVVTfSnTI?feature=share

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1151227091673694288/ok-lets-cut-this-thing.mp4

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NcfBhvEHxRQ?feature=share

💀

lowres

[placid sail]

bruh

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4akBkhKgd5I?feature=share

xD

[eager igloo]

Stop posting that shit

[slender rock]

no

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/395777802668081154/1151596034582130828/h8xlwnb1.mp4

[midnight cloud]

dawwww hes hungryyyy 🤗

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QgYTzrxCLtA?feature=share walking into mines by cordon trying to be sneaky;

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/606718065052352542/1151572268531580978/RDT_20230913_091118.mp4

[mint mist]

why are sidewalks built over holes to begin with

[proud torrent]

Cities need pipes and wires for various doohickies

[midnight cloud]

Improve air circulation of course and rat escape routes

[ruby minnow]

to keep the funny drinks hidden from you

[mint mist]

i dont drink funny drinks

[ruby minnow]

they're really good tho

[mint mist]

ok

[midnight cloud]

Syno whats your fave funny drink

[upper axle]

this seems like the kind of shit that would happen with a chris-chan type guy in prison.

[ruby minnow]

meth

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[midnight cloud]

Thats so funny!

[ruby minnow]

yes

[surreal smelt]

Marine recruitment in the Nobre Free Colonies

[delicate trail]

forgive me father for what im about to post

[ruby minnow]

death

[grizzled meadow]

I want to laugh as well, what's the reference

[carmine crown]

Badass, where do I get one?

[delicate trail]

the deepest depth of hell

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-look-at-that-soldier-game-play-gif-16841286

[pastel quartz]

Don't look at me like that

[devout hull]

@ruby minnow This is what turks like, right?

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791823242536026123/1151571308186976458/2_5190896924189801557.mp4

[ruby minnow]

no those are indians

they are speaking hindu

[surreal smelt]

Take your local warlord to the lobster exhibit

[midnight cloud]

What a nice fellow

[devout hull]

Aight, I've dripped out my load.

I'm outta here.

[final cedar]

how it feels to wake up after a fever

it's real boys

lmaoayos exist

[heavy peak]

Me when i didn't drink water in the middle of the night

!water @uncut yew

[split canyon]

💦 @uncut yew is now hydrated for the day! 💦

[uncut yew]

Lobster gas station, my favourite mod

[split canyon]

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[final cedar]

me for 15min after waking up not drinking anything before bed

[split canyon]

💦 @final cedar is now hydrated for the day! 💦

[slender rock]

yep

that's after the sensation of things getting closer to you

where the ceiling feels like 3 feet away for you

[final cedar]

luv me feeling of impending doom

[slender rock]

101F fever from being exposed to black mold

[final cedar]

40°C, malaria delirium

[slender rock]

yep

[dreamy flax]

🌡️ 101.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 38.333c (celsius)

[slender rock]

it was like 101 or 102

[dreamy flax]

🌡️ 40.0c (celsius) is equal to 104.0f (fahrenheit)

[slender rock]

yeah

still bad

kidneys wasn't happy

[final cedar]

for me it was the liver that felt like exploding

like getting punched there over and over all day

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986085791677693963/1151488244547063879/IMG_20230912_134236_848.jpg

[ruby minnow]

real

[slender rock]

it might've been a mix of black mold and stagnant water that was sitting on a rooftop that was gonna cause the fucking thing to cave in

Legionella probably

[carmine crown]

Yeah I wouldnt recommend adding black mold to your house.

[slender rock]

I was like 6 or 7, I got exposed to it

GGs

whatever the fuck was in the water that got aersolised

💀

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/jakey-love-static-x-static-jake-rage-gif-17550783

[slender rock]

Navajo: yee naaldlooshii

[final cedar]

hey it's the guy from funhaus

https://tenor.com/8tPH.gif

[slender rock]

leave it to native cultures coming up with the most fucked up shit

[quartz ridge]

Skin walkers
Wendigos

[slender rock]

yes

I'm half apache so

[quartz ridge]

European folk culture " minor fucked up scary thing but mostly peaceful forest entities "

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634074811861303297/1150900028194422915/FMxP9Wk.mp4

[meager maple]

aliens

[quartz ridge]

The U.S forest folk culture is like

A FUCKING DEMON WILL EAT YOU ALIVE

[slender rock]

hm yeah

[quartz ridge]

IF YOU CONSUME HUMAN FLESH YOU WILL BECOME A MONSTER AND CRAVE HUMAN FLESH

[slender rock]

[quartz ridge]

@slender rock

[slender rock]

yeah but my native side is, DESERT MOUNTAIN

DESERT

🙂

[quartz ridge]

Whats like the folk legends there?

[slender rock]

I wish I knew

😦

[stone shoal]

Who is that mukbang mf that looks like Mickey Mouse with the sunglasses?

[final cedar]

What's worse than skinwalkers in your forests?

[stone shoal]

That's what I envision

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bcAUR.gif

[slender rock]

idk desert mole people

fuck if I know

sadly

[final cedar]

mufakin elfenants

feletants

[stone shoal]

Mukbang as a name sounds just like this looks tbh

[quartz ridge]

Elephants are scary but like

Imagine something that looks human but isn't

Outside of your home

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Carlos_Apache_Indian_Reservation

[final cedar]

elevenants will fuck your home up

angry bull is gonna be resentful

smart and evil

[quartz ridge]

Yeah but i have a gun for that

Elephants are scary but like

[final cedar]

shrugs off .338 by sheer will of killing you
get the 500 nitro out, miss
last sound you hear is your skull being crushed in the elephants mouth

[quartz ridge]

Its a thing that doesn't have a big mystery behind it

[quartz ridge]

Nuh uh

[slender rock]

chromch

[quartz ridge]

Like elephants are scary but nothing will compare to a demonesque thingy killing you

[slender rock]

[final cedar]

fill a supersoaker with holy water, ez

[plucky void]

human behelit

[slender rock]

doesn't work on atheists

[final cedar]

like that's what we invented the pope for

[final cedar]

what do?

[quartz ridge]

Fire!!

I need a flame thrower

[final cedar]

[quartz ridge]

Are eh probably not legal in Cali

Unfortunate

[placid sail]

wololo

[final cedar]

man I want a M2 flamer

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/converted-alarm-age-of-empires-conversion-age-of-mythology-gif-21556070

[slender rock]

idk throw a flat earther at them

[final cedar]

look how cool these things are

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-gif-9746539

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/death-spongebob-smile-rainbow-gif-15431174

[stone shoal]

Elephants have an entire moment in their lives dedicated to just being fucking insane

Like it's some form of chemical reaction when they go into heat

They emit tar-like ooze from their eyes and just go fucking mental

[placid sail]

Musth

[stone shoal]

Trying to find my favourite black guy who does nature documentary shit to explain it

[placid sail]

basically, if you see an elephant with weird stains on both sides of his head, you're fucking dead

like so

[stone shoal]

https://youtu.be/boaW93AfqsA?si=WS34Z1uENuOl47WN

[placid sail]

I mean

if women were ovulating once every five years

you know shit would have been extremely bad among humans during that time, too

[final cedar]

we had half an acre of forest completely demolished cause of bulls going banana brains

[stone shoal]

Squid games but in real life??? And for a chance at some Poutine??????

[quartz ridge]

Where do you live metro??

[final cedar]

south africa

[quartz ridge]

Like

[stone shoal]

Bro

[placid sail]

more like the movie purge

[slender rock]

Cape?

[quartz ridge]

Rhodesian MF

[slender rock]

lol

[placid sail]

where it was legal to do absolutely everything, including murder, for one night

[final cedar]

no

[slender rock]

xD

[quartz ridge]

Are you related it to Elon

[slender rock]

oh god

lolooollol

[final cedar]

musk family not very well regarded

[stone shoal]

It would be like those tribes that... Well they assemble a conga-line of sorts and then at the end is a lady that everyone gets a turn to say hello with. This is why it's Squid Games

[placid sail]

dang

some insane sloppy seconds

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-zorn-zerk-off-gif-24983301

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/scrubs-africa-jd-zach-braff-in-the-tub-gif-5280287

[final cedar]

My grampa once shot a bull going rampage in the 60s, using his old 98k. Said it took two shots to the head to bring it down.

[stone shoal]

I thought you needed a legit elephant gun to do that?

[slender rock]

😦

[stone shoal]

The amount of Skull you have to go through bro

[final cedar]

it's a 8mm mauser.

[slender rock]

damn

[somber warren]

k98 makes big boom

[final cedar]

11 y/o me when gramps decided I need to learn how to shoot

[quartz ridge]

People always underestimate 8mm Mauser

[stone shoal]

Where's the translator?

[final cedar]

is maomachine

[heavy peak]

Twist

[slender rock]

Twist

[stone shoal]

Twist

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cornman-corn-man-corn-time-time-gif-20345758

[upper axle]

native american folk legends are fucking INSANELY scary, but i'd honestly say the ones i've always found the most scary come from eastern european nations in and adjactent to the balkans.

that and the fey.

fuck the fey.

[quartz ridge]

Fey?

Elaborate

[slender rock]

fuck or "Fuck"

[upper axle]

yknow fairies? that's the sterilized cutesey version of what is known as "the fair folk", or fey.

[stone shoal]

Fey are temperamental spirits of the forest

They enjoy fucking with people

[quartz ridge]

Do they eat babies

[slender rock]

uhm

hhmm

here's what I was looking for

[plucky void]

uh... what is that

[upper axle]

they're fucking horrifically schizophrenic in temperament forest spirits, usually associated with germany and the surrounding regions, and depending on the kind you encounter and how the specific one is feeling that day you could either recieve some really cool blessings or cool shit or just be left alone, oooooorrr they trick you into telling them your birth name and you make a deal with them, at which point you're just fucked.

[stone shoal]

How fucked are we talking? Soul-to-Satan kinda fucked?

[slender rock]

5th Edition?

https://blackcitadelrpg.com/fey-creatures-5e/

[midnight cloud]

Nah bruv 4th dimension edition

[placid sail]

pretty sure they're talking about the actual folklore fey, not the dnd stuff

similarities are present tho

[upper axle]

the vast majority of european superstitions surrounding chance encounters with strangers like "if you meet a man on the road, count the fingers" are entirely based on fear of encountering the fey.

[slender rock]

where you think the fucking inspiration comes from

[quartz ridge]

They steal your identity dont they

[placid sail]

from dnd of course

[upper axle]

thats probably the least concerning thing they do.

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy I wasn't done googlin

[placid sail]

they also turn the frogs gay

[upper axle]

there's a reason that the folklore says to do stuff like count the fingers, and never tell a person your birth name before you've well and truly verified they're human.

with the fey, the name is the most powerful thing ever.

[slender rock]

ooops

[stone shoal]

Isn't there other folklore/Religionlore that also speaks to shit like true-names, etc etc?

[upper axle]

oh yea tons.

hell, if im not mistaken traditional catholic depictions of demon stuff has some shit about names, but i could be wrong.

[stone shoal]

Pretty sure "If you call a Demon's true name, you can banish them back to hell!" and that kinda deal.

Or control them

A true name gives you total control over them

[quartz ridge]

What happens if you lie to a fey

[upper axle]

but back to the fey. so basically, the notions of "giving thanks" comes from the principles the fey operate on, "the old ways" as it were. giving your name to a fey isnt just telling them the name you go by, it's literally GIVING them your entire identity and sense of self, your name used to define who you were and how you fit into the world, and they can steal that from you, giving them power over you. they could take your will from you, some of your power if you have any, or just fucking kill you.

[quartz ridge]

Like say youe name is

Billy

But you tell them its bob

[upper axle]

"giving thanks" is a literal gesture with the fey, and it's supposed to be something tangible, otherwise you've said thanks without proof and have given them a blank check to collect a debt at any time from you for anything they fucken want

[upper axle]

if you give your GRATITUDE that's even worse, ecause that has roots in servitude.

[midnight cloud]

Son remember to leave a piece of chick3n for the forest gnome

[stone shoal]

So you give them something? Does it have to be valuble or can you just give them three rocks and call it a day?

Could I just tell them to fuck off and I don't want whatever they're peddling?

[upper axle]

yea, something tangible. a favor, a gift, et cetera, those are tangible "thanks"

[stone shoal]

Since a lot of stuff with these guys is apparentally "Don't fuck with a stranger until you've confirmed he's human" I assume you can just walk away or not interact with them with no repercussions?

[upper axle]

that said, if you can get a fey to feel indebted to YOU, they hate that. ESPECIALLY in regards to mortals. if you do something hospitable to a fey, or perhaps save them in some way, they're gonna be PISSED about it 'cause they owe you, and you essentially command a large amount of power over them as a result.

[upper axle]

yea afaik if you just do not interact you're mostly fine

[stone shoal]

[placid sail]

yeah

it's pretty obvious at this point

Jaboopy is a fey

[placid sail]

and lulling everyone into false sense of security by telling some rules

nice try, beardo

[slender rock]

passin the aux cord to that beast

[upper axle]

nah dumbass im a fucking genie.

[slender rock]

what ya'll playin

[upper axle]

find my lamp, bitch. you aint gonna.

[stone shoal]

I wish for... INFINITE WISHES!!!!!111

[placid sail]

it's that one

dildo-shaped

[upper axle]

i aint giving you SHIT.

find the lamp first.

[midnight cloud]

👨‍👨‍👦💃🧖🤳🧠🫁👦

[stone shoal]

A dildo shaped kettle blowing steam up your ass...

[midnight cloud]

FUCK

[stone shoal]

What in the god damn

[stone shoal]

I agree

[slender rock]

ayyy yooo

[midnight cloud]

Butt dial

[upper axle]

anyway ive gotta dip from chat for a bit

later

[stone shoal]

Holy fuck he's been caught and now he's retreating!

He really is a fae!

[midnight cloud]

Jaboopys off to kill some naughty child who didnt empty the charcoal furnace after 4:40pm on a sunday

[stone shoal]

Fucking German Folklore

[midnight cloud]

Der was wance a child named shiza

He didnt eat his brocollowaffenshturmprumpel

[midnight cloud]

One day he met jaboopy and was killed

Ze end

[placid sail]

two hunters meet

both die

[midnight cloud]

[placid sail]

@somber warren dying from laughter on the floor

[stone shoal]

"If you don't do your chores, you're gonna get your snatched up by the gabagool man!"
And then Little timmy didn't do his chores. And then one day, as Timmy was sleeping, a brick was thrown through Timmy's window, and with the sudden "Ay, Gabagool, Forgeddaboudit!" Everyone forgot Timmy existed, then the Gabagool man kidnapped Timmy and ate him like a Pastrami or someshit

Most german folklore is basically Grimms tales but fucking darker

[midnight cloud]

Wow! But what happened to the brick uncle banzai?!

[placid sail]

that sounded suspiciously Italian tho

[stone shoal]

Like Cinderella getting killed because in order to fit into the slippers she had to basically cut he feet to pieces, and they found out because of the blood coming from her slippers to get into a ball

[midnight cloud]

You bafoon italians ARE german!

[placid sail]

the brick was capo's most trusted man, doing his family proud

[midnight cloud]

HOLY SHIT my grandad told me that story

Lithuanian fairy tale book when he taught me how to read lithuanian

Man those were the fuckin days i loved them

[stone shoal]

The Brick belonged to El Capo, the Head Honcho of the Gabagool man. The El Capo comes in the dead of the next night to take the brick back. Touching or taking the brick will result in the death of your entire family. Do not fuck with El Capo.

[placid sail]

yeah no most German fairy tales in their original version pretty much explain why Germans are like that

[somber warren]

what

[placid sail]

Bier

[somber warren]

Ja

[midnight cloud]

Ooooh...wow im beat thanks for the story! snores to shit

[placid sail]

@somber warren explain why are you like this

[midnight cloud]

Fellas you ever ate toothpaste before?

[stone shoal]

[midnight cloud]

So fucking delicious

[stone shoal]

Funniest German Joke

[placid sail]

fr

[stone shoal]

Tastes like Mint

And chemicals

[midnight cloud]

Not far off yeah i still remember that taste when i was a kid

Was such a gremlin

[somber warren]

what the fuck are you talking about shizo ass

[midnight cloud]

Whats your real name, asking for jaboopy (totally not a fey)

[placid sail]

lesgooooo

[stone shoal]

|| The joke is that the German word for "Meet" can also be used like "Hit". Meaning that the two hunters actually hit each other after meeting each other. Thus the Two hunters met, shot each other, and died. ||

[somber warren]

My Real Name is Hans Friedrich FickdeineMutter

[azure iron]

I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE

[midnight cloud]

I've seen brainfart i stay muted

[midnight cloud]

HAHAHAHA YOU FOOL

[placid sail]

||the true joke is that Germans have the sense of humor of a mossy stone||

[midnight cloud]

@upper axle I GOT IT THE DUMB BASTARD GAVE IT OUT CURSE HIS BALLS WITH ACORNS

[somber warren]

man i am proof germans are funny

i do the funny all the time

[placid sail]

trying to convince us you, a black person, was named Hans, is pretty funny

[stone shoal]

I seen newbies chat I stay muted
I seen Offtopic I stay muted
I seen Stalker Chat I stay muted
I SEEN BRAINFART I STAY FARTING

Aren't Death Grips back now

?

[somber warren]

There is black people named hans

[midnight cloud]

[placid sail]

ridiculous claim

[somber warren]

but yeah that is kinda funny, more funny is that "my" last name is fuck your mom

[placid sail]

yeah we got that part

extremely funny

[midnight cloud]

Tell us a joke that deosnt include the answer "you" or "your mom" @somber warren

[somber warren]

stop lyin

[midnight cloud]

🤝
Well? Were waiting

[slender rock]

BYAAAAAACH

[placid sail]

ich spreche auch wenig Deutsche du Dummkopf

[slender rock]

AGHHHHH AGHHHHH UUUUGHHHA

[stone shoal]

There are black people in Germany?

[midnight cloud]

Who let blur into the cookie jar again? You know sugar makes him hyped up

[slender rock]

something is brewing with Nick yeah

[slender rock]

do you even know death grips

[midnight cloud]

My god who deosnt

[slender rock]

good

then you know why

[stone shoal]

Not even being funny I genuinely have 0 understanding of how this could be

It's like saying Black people in france

[slender rock]

wat

[midnight cloud]

Black

[somber warren]

What are 4 Nazis in a Corner?
A Right Angle

[quartz ridge]

Biggest curve ball when i got bored and look up french was

[somber warren]

yes

[quartz ridge]

Black doesnt = blank

[placid sail]

namely, Torres

the black schnitzel

[stone shoal]

Okay in my defence

Immigrants I can get

But I was picturing a genuinely just... Black German

[slender rock]

xD

[meager maple]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-gif-24459715

[somber warren]

i was born in germany

[midnight cloud]

Thats good

[somber warren]

i'm not a immigrant

[stone shoal]

Like someone born and raised in German. Behaves like a white German, etc, but is Black, yeah.

[somber warren]

pretty much

[placid sail]

nuh uh

[stone shoal]

The FOOTAGE

[placid sail]

not downloading that

stranger danger

[stone shoal]

On what planet earth does this mf

Expect people to download

[quartz ridge]

Is german actually black?

[stone shoal]

A file

[quartz ridge]

Or is this a joke

Vonfusion

Confusion

[stone shoal]

Describe to us it's contents

[stone shoal]

Becaue I'm not clicking that shit

[gusty willow]

Lol weird it didn't upload correctly

[slender rock]

Winnabago man bloopers

[somber warren]

ask falco he can confirm it

[stone shoal]

Trailer Park Boys?

[placid sail]

lemme guess

he saw your masculine eyes

[quartz ridge]

Nuh uh

[somber warren]

your goddamn right

[slender rock]

mood

*tu puta madre *

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[stone shoal]

You're're'ouvely'dve

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-drunk-shocked-surprised-gif-15546336

[somber warren]

uhhhh what about

uhhhhh

uhhh

the thing

[stone shoal]

Good Movie, yeah.

[placid sail]

slash me watches the black german power through the stroke

[stone shoal]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/stroke-brain-dead-die-dumb-gif-20796254

[stone shoal]

Why not just do an actual slash me

[placid sail]

where's the fun in that

[gusty willow]

That's what it was

[stone shoal]

The FOOTAGE but now in embad format

[stone shoal]

This sounds like Nick from L4D2

[placid sail]

sonova bitch

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778303809390379008/1091860595306942505/trim.B7FEB7AC-FD09-4083-8CEB-E7D1A0A9FAA5.mov

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27XLKcIaIuY

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551719406011416591/997590616194175006/lv_0_20220708201522.mp4

[gusty willow]

Lol I love the whole video of that dude

[stone shoal]

Whomst'd'dve'ly is the banana-mouthed fuck in your pfp

I've seen his ass somewhere

(Not literally)

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-real-mouth-real-mouth-asmr-real-mouth-mukbang-real-mouth-eating-chicken-gif-22669971

[placid sail]

it me

[stone shoal]

https://youtu.be/IiJZkpEuecc?si=MB2OI5MXkW_X6NGR

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/aa-battery-double-a-battery-battery-mouth-eating-gif-24207256

[placid sail]

why are we still here

[stone shoal]

reeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[placid sail]

just to suffer

[wraith osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/511244907948539914/1135216256031670282/makesweet-yr7hy6.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648467060711489566/1135260500339474542/makesweet-ckpac2.gif

[placid sail]

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1j_t9hvKb1I

[stone shoal]

What in the god damn

Diesel huffing I understand but what is in duster

[placid sail]

he looks so thoroughly inbred

[stone shoal]

It activates his missing genes

[slender rock]

literally it's just compressed air

green gas so like

uhm

[somber warren]

its to blow away the dust from your pc

but it gets you high

[stone shoal]

Pure Oxygen can apparentally make you more alert and shit like that

So unless it's literally pure air

[slender rock]

isobute I think

[placid sail]

so it's not just air

[slender rock]

no

[mint mist]

wow

ruined my dreams

[stone shoal]

Mmmm. Propane can...

[placid sail]

no little Polish boy

[stone shoal]

Free Propane...

[placid sail]

don't huff the duster

[mint mist]

why wont people just make cans with air, wouldnt it be better

[slender rock]

[stone shoal]

No little African boy... Don't huff the Diesel!

[somber warren]

Propane... Dammit bobby

[placid sail]

it literally says right on the picture

that using the actual air is impractical

[slender rock]

maja

[mint mist]

thats too much text

[somber warren]

i will huff ze pc duster

[slender rock]

@mint mist **Despite the names "canned air" or "compressed air", the cans do not actually contain air (i.e. do not contain O2 or N2 gases) but rather contain other gases that are compressible into liquids. True liquid air is not practical, as it cannot be stored in metal spray cans due to extreme pressure and temperature requirements. **

[stone shoal]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stone shoal]

I've been SOLD A FALSE BILL OF GOODS

[slender rock]

fucking goverment lying to meeee

REEEEEE

[midnight cloud]

Man i love air

I hate dead air tho

[stone shoal]

Nature's drug

[placid sail]

we only breathe farts around here

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-elf-liar-you-sit-on-a-throne-of-lies-gif-17734593

[slender rock]

**This can cause mild to moderate frostbite on contact with skin, especially if the can is held upside down. Also, the can gets very cold during extended use; holding the can itself can result in cold burns. **

[somber warren]

maybe you do, i get my oxygen from pc dusters

[slender rock]

perfect for freezing the shit out of spiders

🙂

[placid sail]

that explains a lot

[stone shoal]

[slender rock]

CRYOGENIC SLEEP MOTHERFUCKERRR

[stone shoal]

Different kind of burn...

Ice + Poison is a good combo

[placid sail]

yeah I froze my finger like that a little

[midnight cloud]

Man spiders get such backlash, theyre such good workers, hell they keep the fucking fly population in check in my house

[slender rock]

not the long legs idiots

they're dumb as shit

[plucky void]

looking like hellspawn does not help their case

[slender rock]

and spray butt string everywhere

[stone shoal]

Something something Black Widows something something not taking my chance while I fucking sleep if I can see one.

[somber warren]

at least i can huff pc duster at a cheap price and don't have to pay 10 million rubles for it

[slender rock]

useless stupid fucks

[midnight cloud]

You fucking take that back

[mint mist]

OMG true! i let some spiders build a giant web in a corner of my room, and i give them food, and they capture preys for me

[slender rock]

so they get arctic blasts

[mint mist]

they killed a- grasshopepr for me, and a moth, rip moth, i miss that moth

[midnight cloud]

Daddy long legs are super useful

[somber warren]

spiders are friends. They eat mosquitos

[stone shoal]

All Moff wants is lamp

[midnight cloud]

I use their legs for writing utensils and paint brushes

[plucky void]

"clean your room" jordan peterson, probably

[slender rock]

I put one in a box, with a few pest insects

[mint mist]

moth got entangled in their web :c and i tried to save it
then it killed itself from my desk and jumped off

[slender rock]

they didn't do shit

[stone shoal]

Lamp and your new supreme T-shirt

[slender rock]

for days

BULLSHIT

[stone shoal]

For a Gourmet meal

[placid sail]

quickly Torres, there is not much time!

you must suck some dick now!

[slender rock]

the wolf spiders and the yellow looking motherfuckers are aggresive they actual do things

[midnight cloud]

No shit they wont do anything they honorable creatures god didnt raise no freeloaders

[plucky void]

I almost lost one of my feet when I was a kid because I was bitten by a brown recluse

[stone shoal]

Tarkov prices

[placid sail]

I mean duh, our country is on the brink of collapse

[stone shoal]

Not really I just wanted to say Tarkov Prices

[placid sail]

still, pretty affordable

[plucky void]

yeh I remember those in Grounded assholes

[stone shoal]

I have 0 idea how many Roubles that would be worth

[plucky void]

but it says right there

215 roubles

[placid sail]

roughly two bucks on the current exchange

[somber warren]

ain't no fucking way

[stone shoal]

Before certain ongoing events

[midnight cloud]

Mah man 🤝

[placid sail]

COMMON

GERMAN

L

[mint mist]

nuuuu they killed a random moth ;c

[somber warren]

man fuck this shit fr

[slender rock]

yeah your countries goverment is due for another revolution apparently? idk, get the french involved or something like the old days

[ruby minnow]

and still Turkey is in a worse state against dollar

[stone shoal]

It's not about how much it is now, it's about how much it was then

[midnight cloud]

Moths are natures fucking perverts, kept chewing holes in my goddamn undies

[placid sail]

not gonna change jackshit

[mint mist]

what???

[mint mist]

then especially :c i dont wanna kill them

[slender rock]

yeah sadly 😦

[midnight cloud]

Murder them

[placid sail]

at this point the only thing that'll change anything here is a nuclear bullet to the head

[mint mist]

no

[slender rock]

fallout arc when?

[ruby minnow]

hopefully never

[somber warren]

the french are busy doing their own revolution.. again...

[placid sail]

never, we ain't survivin

[plucky void]

I got banned from offtopic

[placid sail]

common boomer L

but your discord is probably lagging

[slender rock]

uhm

medic

[plucky void]

only that channel

[slender rock]

hmmmmmmm no my message failed to go

through

😮

[plucky void]

oh well, like a true boomer I'll just wait for it to fix itself

[placid sail]

offtopic works for me

[slender rock]

anyways uhm yeah idk, cannibalism?

[placid sail]

I pinged you in offtopic, see anything?

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-not-funny-timon-lion-king-nope-gif-14677421

[placid sail]

it has begun

the fall of the west

at last

[somber warren]

i can post in offtopic

[plucky void]

aight I just restarted discord and it's fixed

gg wp

[somber warren]

maybe its bc your playing lol

i think that might be the problem

[placid sail]

told ya it's discord eating shit for no reason

[slender rock]

idk

[slender rock]

fall of the world bud

[somber warren]

Leauge is always the problem

[slender rock]

we'll fall down, just takes a bit for others

[placid sail]

I'll let you consider this idea again if you'd watch a video for me real quick, okay?

[somber warren]

nooo please not this again

[slender rock]

that's what salt and pepper is for

[placid sail]

the fuck

why can't I react

[somber warren]

WHAT THE FUCK SHE IS DRINKING THE PICKLE WATER

[placid sail]

...

you fucker

who's playing around

ah

I see

[heavy peak]

@robust cove

[placid sail]

why is everything shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

probably Polish

tchk shhhh tshhh

[somber warren]

can't be polish, didn't mention bobr once

[placid sail]

it's right there

on the floor, packed

[somber warren]

thats not a bobr

[stone shoal]

Power of duct tape

[somber warren]

thats a sex slave

[stone shoal]

To show you the power of flex tape

I sawed this whore in half!

[sterile dome]

what the fuck is he saying

[placid sail]

correct, bobr

[somber warren]

EYOOOO

Time out

do not have sex with bobr

for the love of god

[placid sail]

there are no brakes on the bobr train, Torres

assume the position

https://tenor.com/view/eurotour-monkey-scream-clapping-monkey-gif-17002896

[stone shoal]

You drink the brine for hangovers. I'm not going any further than her opening up a cup of "mayonaise"

[placid sail]

it's honestly embarassing that a German doesn't know that brine is a drink

I thought you people know how to drink

[somber warren]

i mean i know you can put the brine in sauces and stuff. But drink it... Only russians would do shit like that

[placid sail]

brine during a hungover is kino

[queen finch]

yea sorry we only drink proper alcohol, like Jäger, Kölsch or schnapps

[placid sail]

pretty sure half the slavs do that too

[stone shoal]

https://media.tenor.com/Obx5-qpszlAAAAAC/gavin-and-stacey.gif

There's a way better character for this

[somber warren]

do not speak for me when you speak that dreaded name... Kölsch...

[stone shoal]

But

I don't know the name

And I can't find her

[queen finch]

Kölsch is the best beer out there

[somber warren]

Water with beer flavour

[ruby minnow]

its a pirates era

[placid sail]

petition to rename @somber warren into Münchner Hell

[queen finch]

Faxe is also bussing

[somber warren]

fuck you

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=7kfLxA8kGhk

[somber warren]

its been so long that i drank faxe. Last time was with 16 i think

[queen finch]

Faxe and Kölsch are a must have

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-infinity-war-im-sorry-little-one-gif-12454554

[quartz ridge]

Check again...

[somber warren]

everyone that voted for it sucks massive balls

[placid sail]

you wish

mister angsty beer

[somber warren]

i know it for a fact

[quartz ridge]

Racial slurs inbound

[queen finch]

yea I suck on balls, what of it?

[quartz ridge]

[placid sail]

don't make him look right

[somber warren]

thats why you like the taste of Kölsch, basically the same thing

[queen finch]

essentially yes

[river robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313528598667591680/1004710860670910544/attachment-1.gif?width=480&height=480

Bitch

[placid sail]

sigh

[queen finch]

aight, come here, I'll suck the hair off your balls

[slender rock]

Mezzo Forte

[placid sail]

yep

yep

[slender rock]

👀

[somber warren]

yeah okay thats my que to leave

gn brainfart

[queen finch]

[placid sail]

you blink once, and it's sausage spin in here

[midnight cloud]

My man you are tempting tge gayest man alive how could you not see this coming

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/mezzo-forte-mikura-suzuki-fighting-momomi-momoi-gun-fight-gif-27379774

and mezzo forte

[placid sail]

law abiding cock sucker

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/defense-falling-down-movie-prendergast-gif-25910908

[queen finch]

DFENS

https://tenor.com/view/falling-down-gif-24833706

[queen finch]

wanna chime in too? my pronouns are Try/Me

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1-axqBZdNk

[midnight cloud]

Nah im good man

[queen finch]

such a good yet underrated movie

[plucky void]

calling Falling Down 'underrated' is insane

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[final cedar]

boy sometimes I'm a bit freaked how little it'd take for me to turn into the bad guy

[uncut yew]

I'm calling bullshit

[final cedar]

ublock no longer available?

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine using a literal adblock that only works for YT

[devout hull]

OperaGX W

Literally has built-in adblock that works for YT.

[uncut yew]

I found that YouTube would sometimes lag and still load ads even with regular adblock, so I used that one to plug the gap.
Guess I'll have to endure the occasional earrape now

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/good-fellas-mafia-mob-smoke-gif-13941134

[placid sail]

ate too much soup

am dying

elp

[wet willow]

Shet

[placid sail]

poop readyn't

[wet willow]

Rip in peace

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[grizzled meadow]

sometimes lag
still load ads

Goddamn

I've been using Ublock Origin and nothing else for years, never had a problem

[ruby minnow]

7 terabytes of child parks

[placid sail]

let's get retarded ha

[slender rock]

that's blood

[placid sail]

let's get retarded in here

[slim osprey]

Get retarded?

[placid sail]

get stupid

[grizzled meadow]

On speed dial

[slim osprey]

I could spam neco arc

I forgot I got nitro now, I literally have emotes and stickers I could send on top of the images and vids I have

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-25900194

[placid sail]

my BMI is nonexistent, and I still have more cake

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T9emWFQm5M goth gremling consuming homemade botulism mead

wanna see stupid

[slender rock]

here's mentally fucked

[wet willow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-kpis-FbNNk&si=C7epDOoRQjcxtZPt

[placid sail]

ruh roh

[devout hull]

no ass

[placid sail]

are you sure

[devout hull]

funne

[placid sail]

did you drop the soap spider

[slender rock]

replied to the wrong fucking

[devout hull]

I cast Power Word on myself and got fucked.

[slender rock]

whatever

[devout hull]

So basically.

Yes.

[placid sail]

the karmic justice

[placid sail]

so you're speedrunning huh

[slender rock]

incest memes, unless you're adopted then idk.. still weird

[placid sail]

yeah this one is definitely leaving soon

[final cedar]

not even trying to meme it

straight up porn

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-backrooms-drip-gif-26565702

[slender rock]

this is literally one frame away from piss fetish porn

[weak jackal]

the one time i check in on brainfart

fucking hell i'm leaving again

[placid sail]

who are you fooling samantha

it's always like that here

[placid sail]

listen man

we all got stuff to do

post your scat/guro/hard porn shit, be banned, don't beat around the bush

time is money

[slender rock]

No

[placid sail]

not you, depressed michigan

[wet willow]

😆

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/sheeeeiiittt-gif-13637463

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-alcohol-gif-24056926

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neco-repost-turned-into-image-gif-25813088

https://tenor.com/view/neco-neco-arc-dance-meow-meow-meow-gif-25509453

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neco-repost-turned-into-image-gif-25813088

[ruby minnow]

protein

[heavy halo]

😨

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5pUSX9kvARQ

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-24168350

[slender rock]

different nyuus here

mhm

yep

[plucky void]

dude got a lossless BEP song, what a chad

[heavy halo]

Me when auhm

dum

:3

[plucky void]

oh MODERATOOOOOOOOOORS

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

do it proper

[plucky void]

the porn part is just words but... c'mon this is scat

[plucky void]

no

[plucky void]

did someone say goblins