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The Knights Who Say "Ni!", taken from The Holy Grail.
Visit the...
Night sighrs are cool
Can't believe its a woman
As like
The Bain replacement
Smh if he doesnt come back
It's a riot
WE'RE SCREWED
WE'RE SCREWED
WE'RE SCREWED
WE'RE SCREWED
WE'RE SCREWED
MUSHROOM
they added women to payday?!?! unacceptable
i trust this man
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Vote @oblique spire for the next brainfart election
a true WE'RE RICH moment
Alo
Alo Ivan β€οΈ
Aloo
Vote @oblique spire for the next brainfart election
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I vote for myself
Damn
sure, I'll vote for you for the next brainfart erection
Good
You're my opponent
so gg ez

I'm not participating in the brainfart erection
Neither am i
was your aj a stone cold killer madi
did i ask though
not again
wdym not again
btw @oblique spire I've realised that these "choice percentages" in twd are broken

Lol punch trauma in the mouth
i saw the last monstrosity. just get something delivered
for example the amount of people who left Louis "loved" in the end has been stuck at 13% for like a year now
Or more
guess its already on the stove.
my aj said he wanted to be a firefighter in the caves and I was very happy
did you ||kill lily||
na she got away on a little barge after the ||boat blew up||
i made aj put the gun down
Who did this to your pan
bad decision
she deserved every bullet that went into her head
James and his lil speech about the kid becoming a killer got to me
James is stuck in the paradise in his mind
i made aj murder machine 9000 the first time I played, had to atone for some bad choices this time around
I open chat to see a turd in a frying pan
Thinking that you don't have to kill anyone won't get you anywhere in a zombie apocalypse
Real
i told the kid he was a murderer for what he did to ||Marlon||
just a brautwurst at this point. but this animal will ruin it. somehow.
same
then he βatonedβ but turned around in the caves like fuck you clem I know good from bad, lemme do my thing
aight kid go wild
he did grow up way faster than clementine did in his age
because he was born into this world and not just half-raised in it
if I play through the games again I will try to take the mentality of a soldier and embody the message Lee gives clem in her dream ||sometimes you have to hurt someone to protect the others you care about||
||I didnβt take the supplies from the car, didnβt blame ben for giving to raiders, left lily on the side of the road, let arvo keep his medicine etc|| played pretty nice guy mode
its Bratwurst
so early rick grimes basically
||i shot kenny when he attacked jane and I did that the first time too, fuck Kenny, but id side with him next time||
im only at season 7 twd
Kenny is so much better then Jane
So you know how rick is season 1-3 lel
prepare to see someone destroy a brautwurst
she did make a point regardless
he was losing it
i barely remember it not gonna lie twd is one of the shows ive considered restarting
he had no reason to put jane AND clem in danger just because jane supposedly "lost" aj
if you try to stop them Kenny literally kicks clem
reminded me of in season 3 where david hits gabe in the face with a wrench
didnt he literally become the president
he aint coming back
Judging people by their choices in video games in exceptionally cringe
And then look what happens to jane in season 3 anyway
soft spot for loner jane and her dead sister
fucking necks herself
||Kenny actually calms down and goes out like a champ, HELPING CLEM||
just because the writers had to finish her story short for no reason
the whole Kenny vs Jane fight was forced
i left it to the last second to decide between ||letting him kill Jane or shooting him|| as it starts Jane says βdonβt get involved no matter whatβ so I didnβt do any of the qte or say anything but as he ||has the knife on her|| she screams βhelp me clemβ and I had to do it to him
And dumb
From a lore perspective
Jane is a fucking whore
Stupid bitch
Even Ben is better then her
Fuck jane
not that I have it out for Ben particularly but Iβd have said jane was better than him without a doubt
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kys
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how so?
and here, spoilers: ||Jane appears and implies that AJ has been killed, causing Kenny to attack her. The two struggle and Clementine are forced to have one or both of them die. After the fight, she finds AJ safely hidden in a nearby car as part of Jane's plan to expose Kenny's temperament and convince Clementine to abandon him with her.
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She literally started the fight on purpose
jfc READ
she did start the fight on purpose but itβs for
reasons
Shut the fuck up meow
Eat up
not now
go away
Show your food meow
go away

she didn't start the fight
Oh my god
Oh for fuckβs sake meow
Obvious spoilers. Kenny and Jane fight in Episode 5, No Going Back from The Walking Dead Game Season 2.
The Walking Dead Game Season 2 Kenny and Jane Fight
Turd dog
kenny lost his cool guy status for what he did to carver
READDDDDD
Please eat a salad
she didn't start the fight
she started that fight in the car imo
kenny still had no reason to attack her

ignore, fella
She fucking instigated it
No condiments????
hence she antagonized kenny to attack
if you think starting the fight is: throwing the first punch, youβre right
If you think starting the fight is: instigating the situation, cruisingllama is right
Fuck condiments
Meows just rawdogging it
if she didn't instigate it, it wouldn't have happened
hence
How do you not choke?
she started it
Shut the fudge up
her "losing" aj still would've made kenny lose his shit
She hid AJ
kenny was losing his shit but he was riding the edge of keeping it together until Jane and in my game clem hanged up on him in the car
blud
cuz i chew it duhh
did yβall see the new Daryl walking dead show
oh fuck i need to watch the premiere
I hope you have affordable healthcare
kenny still had no reason to attack her and clem no matter how you look at it
@uncut obsidian nice balls bro
Bc you gonna end up with dietary issues at this rate
If she kept AJ
no one would've been killed
its that simple
But "Hurr durr i must expose"
This is why jane is a bitch and should be put down
juicy mouth
kenny was too much bad guy energy
kenny still had no reason to attack her and clem no matter how you look at it
Ok so youre just fucking retarded, note to self

What the hell is wrong with u man
Why are u throwing tantrums out of a sudden and say fucking slurs
Are u on your period or something
I'm not a female
PMC Water
Because he disagrees with someone's opinion on bideo games
Hi ledy Hi Hi Edward Busyhands
hello catboy!
anyone in brainfart is retarded
at the very start of season 4 when you teach aj βaim for the headβ or βnever hesitateβ or βsave the last bullet for yourselfβ or ββ¦β I chose βaim for the headβ first time and this time was βnever hesitateβ but in that moment I knew I wish Iβd picked save the last bullet for yourself cause then ||he wouldnβt have shot marlon || i hope
But you are the most
Hello cat boy
ded
@narrow lotus take a look at that
aim for the head best option
nice one
tryna ruin any chance of a happy life that boy has huh
otherwise he'll turn into the boys from the prison in TWD
beating zombies chests with melee weapons
thinking it'll kill em

Well its equal to brainfart level of inteligence sometimes
such a fine line between abandon the old world surviving is all that matters and the old world is all we have left be a nice person
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Warning: 2

If u want to get muted to prove a point everyone knows , be my guest
I tried to make aj good; but in the end he realised clem wanted him to be good in the old world way and he had to survive in the new world
Alr
there was some dialogue lines about like murder and courtrooms before the apocalypse, whether you thought aj was a murderer or if it was up to a court or if the definition of murder had changed now, and in the caves he says murder is just something you do to protect the people you care about now
easy as that
anyway Iβm gonna go finish the michonne episodes and then wonder what to do with my free time until I find the next game to obsess over
@uncut obsidian Thanks for joining the bait, ily β€οΈ
took me a bit over a year before I felt comfortable replaying Twd so I likely wonβt go back to season one for a while
I keep reading your name as Edward bussyhands
I'm playing the shit out of contraband police, fun game fr
p!shutup
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kenny still had no reason to attack her and clem no matter how you look at it

become a corrupt slavic policeman, take the bribes and still send them to jail
win win

did he attack clem tho?
i think he just shoved her aside if she goes between them
he does if you try to stop them
@oblique spire (cruisingllama) has been muted for 5 days for reason: slurs, being toxic, this is your last straw, next one is a straight ban
rip
itβs not on Xbox ):
Ahh yeah
wait since when can't we say the r word
he was making nword jokes
oh
i thought its bc of retarded
I remember seeing when I woke up he was posting ni- then cut off jokes
Both and then some
Llama took it to the chin

I love you Sk0m
P!avatar 364446752243449856

Oh shit
ban this dude. he already posted a femboy doing hitler salute

do we have an 8ball bot?
p!cat
Woah
p!8ball do you exist?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
That's like 5 cat
nice thanks
p!cat
p!8ball should I eat today
:8ball: Possibly.
hmmm
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Lmao I'm gone for like an hour to do laundry and llama gets muted
P!cat
p!birb
P!dog
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Not my boy @oblique spire
F he dindu nothin wronk
Gringo 
Lol
Really Big problems
P!cat

did you make the last picture your avatar
Hell Yeah Bruder
P!cat

lol
fuck you I asked another 8ball
Hi maja
llama will answer you in 5-6 business days
Congrats on the new shirt! 
P!cat
Hey uhhh guys can i borrow about 25million dollars? I need it to buy an F16 dont ask why
no
Are you called meow?
Hi Menace Hi meowmachine
Hiiiii kitty
custom role? More like both Patches Of Retardation, reserved only for the biggest of retards
Patches Of Regardation, reserved only for the biggest of regards*
I am convinced that catboy has an infinite amount of cat pics
Cat pic generator
cock pic generator

nice cock bro
Thanks bro 
man thats a nice lookin cock
such a beautiful vase
idk why i made this
#shorts
#engineering , #meme , #memes
video: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJGjsnRr/
the creator on yt that the tiktok guy stole from is Tutorial Aneh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf1xAcVA5Co (original)
yeah, a vase
P!cat
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Somebody give me 400$
Kay!
for what

no
Body armor
tarkov?
No π
Lvl4 fym it sucks
P!cat
looks like a plate from wish tbh
You don't know rma
that is epic
literally me
man, wtf 
me when winter
yes
p!cat
Loss
p!cat
saved
Ugly
So mean

And I'm drunk like 80% of the time
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I strive to be like my parents when they were young. Shaking at the sight of alcohol
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Leg cat
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I didn't ask for permission to use Chris Murphy's (@ChrisMurphy1977) vocals to make this, I don't know them or anything, the harmony tracks were just kinda public on youtube and i just.. sorta.. used them.
Here's Chris's full performance :
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bc it was made for kids so they will eat fish too
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wdym fuck
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the flycopter
that cucumber better be unused
@uncut obsidian playing again?
p!cat
room clearing 101
yay, im still a kid 
no we are old men
damn kids
get off my lawn
i mean
grrr
fuck u imma kill hostages as well
don't you grr at me for telling the truth
im grr'ing at the kids on the lawn
alcoholic
hi
hello
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hi maja alo delight
banned
||Marlon dies no matter what you choose||
I prefer maceroni and tuna
As in it gets made with onoins and like a lasagna white sauce then baked in oven with cheese ontop
All the "lessons" you teach him in the beginning are only used for surviving alone, not in a society
It makes sense
Clem never actually had time to teach him about interacting with people, good/bad and stuff like that
AJ only knew that ||Marlon|| was a threat to Clem so he chose the best option for survival of himself and clem
ive never played a different telltale game but I might prowl g2a and see if I can get a cheap key to indulge myself in their game of thrones or that wolf one
The whole s4 is about teaching AJ about life with other people and not just by himself killing walkers 24/7
i thought the end of s4 was utter bullshit the first time I played
I didnβt mind it so much this time but, in my head I think I just consider it a dream
I thought it was AJ's dream at first
when I went and read a wiki article or some shit about how he got her out of there
Just like that one first flashback
psssssh. Yeah right. Theyβre fucking dead
Huh?
I'm hungry
i was in voice chat with a bro at the time of finishing it and I was like, HOW DID AJ SAVE HER FROM THAT??? he found this page that said he did all sorts of shit, systematically let walkers in and killed them one by one, made a campfire, cauterised her leg, then walked her back to the school
idk if it was some theory crafting or stated by a dev or what
probably theory
but it was a real leap of faith filling in the gaps
yeah at first I played that In between 2 and 3, but I left michonne for after finishing 4. Im Just getting to the middle climax
about to smoke one then fire it up
I think he decided to cut her leg off and immediately ran back to the school to get help
The game doesn't tell you how much time passes between the ||"kill/leave clementine"|| and the ending, she probably had to lay in bed for a week because of blood loss
maybe Iβm holding on too dearly but a 5th season wouldnβt be amiss imo, I bet w lot of fans would think theyβre just stretching it for cash cow sake
((telltale is no more))
they swapped developer teams between s1&2 and 3/4, donβt see why a new publisher couldnβt pick it up you know? intellectual property reasons aside
bc twd from telltale was a flop just money wise
too good characters to give up easy on
S2 was the worst one imo
Especially the part near the ending and the ending itself
ive never read a comic book in my life let alone walking dead ones so I have a bit of experience from the show but the game struck a cord with me
Man read the comic, you can read it online for free. Its so fucking worth it
if youβre feeling kind link it to me and Iβll save it on my phone
imma dm it to you, bc it might not be legal
i wish the games had more content, but thatβs just escapism ideals coming out from within I think. I am a hobby roleplayer so Iβve put 1000s of hours into fictional characters living out their stories, having a short experience from a visual novel style game is like the candle that burns twice as bright for half as long
same, never read comics
gimmie a game twd style with Witcher 3 length and id die playing it
Detroit become human is great for replayability but it's sad that I've already spoiled myself enough
Didn't have a pc when it came out so i had to watch it on yt because of the hype around it
i could play that on my xbox I think
i played a bit on pc but the torrent runs like crap
crashes often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbmb7Z3KPEk fredi fazber oh oh oh o oh oh oh oh oh oh
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god i hate u
god hates u
Fredi Fazber strikes again 
I'm more of a tit guy
Smash Melee players and people who play other games that are optimally played on CRT monitors/tvs would be very happy to have this happen to them
I prefer a pair of nice boobies
hiiiiii
@ruby minnow can you confirm if this is true? and also do you know if you gotta prove it or do they take your word for it if the vibe is there?
when is the heavy piss dropping
PPTATERS
SPUDS 'ARVESTIN SEASON
POTATORS
PLENTY O' SPUDS BEEN FOUND TIS A GOOD DAY
Course im approximately 1000km away
Be seeing you soon.
Would you prefer spud cannon shipping?
why are some red
oh we don't have these here
Bit political i know
Theyre not that special they just look pretty, the golden ones my fave type though idk why they remind me of gold
I will be eating well tonight lads
purple spuds are the best in texture and taste in my opinion
plus it's fucking purple
π
The potato blight hasnt yet consumed me crops π
Meow mashed spuds? 
Delicious
Which are they?
I got some king edwards growing rn Fr
They got some thick skin Fr
The reds are the roosters and the yellows are golden if i remember, i just basically grabbed thrm from my pantry and decided to reuse my shit
My man
grimace potatoes
I love gardening 
I keep messaging my Mrs βkiss me while I kill various insects and commit chemical and psychological warfare on insectsβ 
Gowan lad 
As you can tell Iβm quite a hit with the ladies 
You a Brit?
Nah irish
Eh close enough 

Absolute bellend 
THE mega bellend
Ya madlad ting
π
Iβm no mad lad apart from when I sold a pair of me boxers for some bash
Need a new crisis loan fr
Man i love cars 
Aye the crisis? Ainβt got any bash or grass left
Went to a totally legal car meet last weekend 
Was good
Just sell de gaf and settle for the outskirts of town
Lovely folks there are so ive heard
Sell the gaff sleep under a bridge
The bellend of the bridge
the purple potato strain is unironically the coolest fucking thing in all of plants to me. the story of the guy who bred them into existence is cool, too. dude's still alive iirc
You cannot pass (unless you give me a decent line of sniff)
Leaving steaming shit landmines on the bridge LESSS GOOOO
can you guys stop speaking bri'ish i can't understand shit
Shurrup ye fockin spazz
Uhhhh how do I translate to German
Sniffencocainen 
just speak normal english
oh why didn't you say that from the start
We are normal English
As far as weβre concerned your the one speaking incorrectly 
your mom is incorrectly you boddl o wa'a
Aktually itβs mum and my mum is a bitch π€
no one says that
How did u get ur role ?

If that is not a secret
he made freedom/bloodsucker joke
??
copulation with the fauna of the zone joke
grey
gray

I had sex with your dad
what
any hog enthusiasts in the chat
grey gay is like grey morality ?
I dug mine out yesterday 
Ita glorious feeling when unearthing newborn spuds
Like a father
is.. is that just being bisexual
thats a dude
ye, fry em in hot oil just like a newborn
cool. im laughing about how the weird red shit in the background looks like a fighting game hitbox display
lmao i was right
Im femboy of duty , ask questions

like call of duty?

deadass i didnt even look at the person in the image beyond "thats a human of some kind" before centering my attention on the actual joke of fighting game hitboxes. 
I just was looking to see if the boxes are edited in, but no, that's a monument
of boxes
I remember when i was fried when i was born
No only duty from stalker gachi duty
that are red
No heβs femboy it duty ofc
yeah but your autisitc and i am not
boob hitboxes are insane
yea btw this is the actual hitboxes on an attack of a particular character in a fighting game.
Be quiet German
ITS THE TRUTH
cool. want a cookie as a reward?
squished and mixed with butter
i dunno i might get infected with Bri'ish smile
you seem like you crave praise and recognition for being not autistic despite it taking zero effort for you, i'll give you some if it'll make you a little less grumpy.
The blandness of my flesh disgusted me
oooooooooo.. OOOOOO you want to BRUSH YOUR TEETH.... OOOO
guys i found this robot ship shit and like what calss do you think it will be, i have the same looking one (its just white) and its s class so uh idk
cry about it
I craved the rich taste of butter
need some headpats, too? seem like you've got a real praise kink there, buddy.

so uh
what class will it be
You cling to your flesh as if it will not be buttery and flavorful
go on, interpret some more bullshit i'm not stopping you
okay I give up, I can't find that park with the stupid boxes
Woooooahhh easy there!
Shiver me timbers
i mean im being very blatant in the fact i'm doing it to goad you into being a dingus, so yea i could continue.
Here man...have some buttery potato mash
can u guys kiss eachother already i dont watch porn for the story@somber warren @upper axle

nuh uh
Ooo calm down your mum deffo give you a choc ice when you asked for ice cream
And when the end draws near you will call out to me and beg: "Season me", but I will already be seasoned in the oily comfort of garlic butter
1 star review
this entire conversation reads like the intro to a Gachimuchi film 
#meme #rat
There are rats in your walls
3.2 star review: ham
"hey buddy. i think you've got the wrong door. leather clubs three blocks down."
"fuck you."
For the garlic butter is eternal and flavorful...
Lovely youll spot me in wetherspoons dining on lovely guinness
Post your table number and pub Iβll order you a random item xxxx
If you DO actually have time as youre moving along dublin head over to the rolling donut, 1 euro for a donut and a 5 for five
Its at o' connel street near the large statue whos name i forgot (im very patriotic)
Yeah I canβt lie I just donβt wanna be confused for a squaddie 
what is a squaddie? tourist?
Itβs ironic since half my family are there but you wouldnβt be able tell aside from name 
Squaddie = British army = Irish donβt like you 
ohhhh
yeah understandable
i don't like bri'ish army either
People when they forget we have gurkahs
Just dont make it obvious lmao
Glad I'm not the only one
Those guys are a different breed


ah yes, the image that is the true litmus test for "do you know anything about VRChat?"
Remember reading about in ww1 they sent a Gurkah out at night, didnβt see him for a while after but just found Germans with throat slit, and in Afghan they asked for proof of a kill, gurkah cut his fuckin head off with a shovel and brought it back 
Can you replace the femboys in the image with uncooked spuds but as they get out theyre fries?
how good you want the edit
can I do a really shitty edit
Ironically bad for the comedic effect
With mayo on 
Finnaly someone who doesn't try to psychoanalyze me like a retard for stating an obvious fact
if this image is ever posted anywhere and someone responds that they do not understand the joke, i implore everyone here to NEVER reveal the truth of it to them. if they are persistent in asking, LIE. if you are given an opportunity to possibly save a life at no cost to you, take it.
Nutting on crackheads outside Tesco compilation part 1 dropping soon
Its obviously andrew tate
Hes romanian?
imagine thinking i was being at all serious doing a "psychoanalysis"
actually braindead.
Oh buttery fuck
Fackin luton mate
German your arguing with someone who has a Patrick pfp, give over 
that too.
oh yes, psyop them?
i'm not arguing, i am stating facts.
What fact
I wasnβt even paying attention icl
Deez nuts...
pretty sure he's tryna say its a fact that i was mad or some shit because i "psychoanalized" him when i was quite literally tryna get a rise outta him. seems to have worked well
i said of the twitter post that its a dude
jadopy immidiatly goes to: ohh you have validation issues bah bah bah
when i call him out on it: oh no i didn't mean it it was just a joke
yeah sure dude
take the L
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Brainfart strikes again
imagine thinking any of the arguments i get into here about shit that aint in some way political have any seriousness to em.
Ok i have a question for you: Am i a Mind Reader?
If you two dont be queit i will draw your pfps on that fishing meme...itll be fisturbing and terrify you stop right...now
Do it
do it
Fuck...
lmao
Carry on Iβll kiss you both
obviously not, but you sure tried to be one it seems by trying to infer my emotional state and motives there.
MF thats exactly what you did
@thin trench 
And I mean very very passionately like Iβll fuckin go for that shit

Help
yes. that's the nature of the joke i made.
HAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHHA
you fell right into it, sir.
Made by me 
jokes are not really your thing
that cut still bothers me
please refine
Thatβs the point
that point sucks then
please refine it 
If i say 40 times sorry can u forgive me ?
@tulip ravine
He did the same thing yesterday and I had the exact same problem with him lmao
Mild shock
the joke wasnt intended for you to find funny in any case. idk what you expected
I think this role its kinda cool
On one condition when do I actually get unexiled 
hi
But my small language learning
Doesnβt count I already did myself x
you trying to tell me i ain't allowed to do you???
wow that new drg graphics update looks nice
If i say sorry 45 times u turn me back ? 
Carry on mate youβll find a new place to store your sauerkraut
My Sauerkraut storage unit burned down, do you really want all that kraut to go bad???
Nahhh ima need you to smuggle it into the uk
Yer gonna need to put as much sauerkraut up your ass as physically possible
imagine the look of the customs officer thinking he just found a shitload of drugs
but its just sauerkraut
Just turn round and shit out sauerkraut onto the desk
i think we should stop this conversation now, i'm feeling uncomforable
Knew you couldnβt hack it
if thereβs one thing Iβm decent at itβs saying some cursed shit
Me (the federal import manager) paying cartels millions to smuggle money in (my job is too boring π₯Ί)
Why would you use π₯Ί
bottom emoji
Cause I miss typed and now Iβll suffer with my sins
Out of every emote you used that god awful cursed one
π₯Ί
Iβd expect it from you thereβs a difference 




Remember lads
If you can fix a pen, then you can fix a bike, if you can fix a bike, you can inflate a football, if you inflate a football, you can use discord, and if you use discord you can fix a battleship with nothing but a screwdriver, I was born in brainfart but I was made in the Royal Navy 
the gayvy
This is why all discord mods have over 50 confirmed kills
The gravy
Gary
I was just thinking if that
gaarrryyyy
Gary
Gary!
gaaarryy
Gary
*jam
gary?
what's the difference between jelly and jam?
Gary
Man Gary a bitch
Gary 
GARY! 
Same thing
Can't jelly my dick in 'er ass
jam is not as chunky as jelly if memory serves me right
Very disrespectful young man
Gary
italian

michonne ep1
wowww 26%
Fucking discord keeps opening the keyboard on the sticker bit
that would be funnier than the Italian sticker
you sure got me good there ol buddy ol pal
mental regardation would be better
Megtal regargation
metal regurgitation
I was gonna tag llama then remembered he got muted
@uncut obsidian have you played any of telltales other games?
no
i was thinking on downloading the last of us after completing michonne season
already done ep1
i need to buy one right now to fill the void as I just finished ep 3
the only story game i watched was Detroit become human
And minecraft story mode, half played/half watched
too soon 
Ahhhh magnifique...this shall go nicely as a mantle piece with the baroque landscape design of my garden...
Of course the dude looks like he lives on reddit
but why
HOW MANY FUCKING SODAS DO AMERICANS HAVE
999999999 random brands
thats more than soda
like every flavor and fruit concentrate combo
that's fucking coffee and booze
i was talking about the fucking 20 different kinds of soda fountains
yeah i dunno about that
they had coke on there like 5 times so maybe
even more
it always is when people are making videos of hard R activity
its a bunch of diet types of normal sodas
hard R...
This is why we fight for freedom here. Something y'all should aspire toward. 
what the hell is a hard r activity
the 6 word hard R, not the 4 word hard R






β¦..Gary