🎪bruh-fart

[slender rock]

you are given a "dog" from senka, but it moves by itself in the middle of the night

[robust cove]

the fuck are you posting

[slender rock]

what do you do?

ya'll keep posting fucking shit up

[robust cove]

[robust cove]

not on the same level as posting whatever the fuck that is out of the blue

[slender rock]

this image smells like a urinal

[slender rock]

yes

[slender rock]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw-qYyYrnj9/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

senka_guitar

Please accept this dog

Likes

2836

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[upper axle]

Lords of The Locker Zone

[robust cove]

Hi Jaboopy

[odd sail]

love these installers with background music

[robust cove]

preferably with max audio

[somber warren]

i love it when games have intros at 100% volume

[slender rock]

in a home audio system so the neighbours have no choice but also listen to such bangers

[robust cove]

csgo menu music after not playing for a while, shit would wake up someone from the grave

[odd sail]

oh my fucking god it's connecting to the EA play app

[upper axle]

yo waddup. (i'm going afk to grab breakfast and stuff so responses will take a few)

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to carryvalorantes

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[solar obsidian]

[robust cove]

I am very happy that you responded

have a nice breakfast btw

[robust cove]

flintlock looking ass

[wide basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059469494101229629/1150760281950134373/SPOILER_acohxtbubgnb1.png

@red crane @floral forge

[upper axle]

belay the breakfast trip a bit, actually. gotta wait for a lil, not ready yet.

that said im making a cup of coffee rn

[slender rock]

👍

[upper axle]

ive decided to start drinking more coffee as of late.

[robust cove]

nice

[upper axle]

'cause like, i'm unmedicated for my ADHD nowadays, and honestly caffeine weirdly works far better for me than ritalin ever did to get me balanced.

[pastel quartz]

hey

hows yall day going

[upper axle]

just woke up, actually. it's just about 8am here.

[upper axle]

this really do be how people who hate slipknot react

same with 5fdp

like, i understand why people dont like em, but JEEZ

[robust cove]

chilling, got 2 weeks off starting today

[slender rock]

idk sid left the band, shawn too, they're losing og's so it's changing or dying

idk

after the gray chapter, I don't think they're as good

that was a tribute to paul's passing

so eh :/

fucking

[upper axle]

fair

i mean honestly i've found myself listening to a fair bit less metal as of recent months.

which is fine tbh 'cause i've always had an insanely varied collage of music taste

[crimson flame]

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/D6Yj0TC4BJs?si=VZHDMoiNd5virDoH still can't stop listening to this

[fallow trellis]

do not click

[slender rock]

orange frostee?

glizzy thing?

[upper axle]

BEHOLD!!! the DMs of me and another of my gun nerd friends just now.

[robust cove]

the name of the drink is right there?

[slender rock]

Fizzy glizzy

[robust cove]

Fizzy glizzy

https://tenor.com/view/nod-cat-hyper-gif-9540792418684483949

[slender rock]

only giving that it's a carbonated drink with a glizzy as a straw

[fallow trellis]

you guys clicked it

[slender rock]

it's not incorprated as liquid itself

[slender rock]

glizzy is merely serving as a fuckin straw

😠 nope not good enouf

[robust cove]

my favourite mukbang video - the pharaohs remains

[robust cove]

how would you know

[limpid garnet]

In the depths of xilbulba he feasts, for he has no choice

[robust cove]

you don't know the ingredients

[robust cove]

[slender rock]

you doubt my abilities of culinary knowledge you fucking rube

AAAAAAAAA

cook yourself some hotdog water and think about what you just said to me

[robust cove]

I don't know that word, opinion invalidated

[fallow trellis]

hotdog water

[slender rock]

"rube"

[robust cove]

my favourite

[fallow trellis]

i dont get it, do you milk the hotdog or something

why is there water in it

[robust cove]

you literally open a hotdog pack and it already comes with the hotdog water, it comes free with your hotdog

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck

my hotdog pack doesnt come with water

[slender rock]

no its the process of boiling the hotdog in a pot of water

[fallow trellis]

am i being scammed?

[fallow trellis]

boil hotdog? is that a fancy way of preparing it, isnt it already cooked like spam

[robust cove]

Everyone has hotdog water dipshit, it came free with your fucking hotdogs

[grizzled meadow]

It's true

[fallow trellis]

i have the oldest hotdog known to man

[slender rock]

usually, but instead of nuking it, causing it to dry out, or using an oven which also kinda removes the moisture too, leading to dry, boring hotdogs... some will resort to boiling it to retain the moisture and wobble of the glizzy

[limpid garnet]

the local Weenie experts are in a heated debate

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wok-the-rock-the-rock-sus-the-rock-meme-the-rock-eyebrows-gif-23750956

[robust cove]

No you don't, I bought mine on day one you fucking tard.

[fallow trellis]

well mine didnt have it

[robust cove]

YOU HAVE HOTDOG WATER YOU FUCKING DICK

[fallow trellis]

i dont have it you fucking regard

[robust cove]

that last word is different Quinn, cmon say it

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-christian-bale-handsome-gif-13379950

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873328170848387125/1145599295714754560/caption.gif

[unique night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103351960490487849/1150753826765275197/cowbelly.png

[fallow trellis]

i guess thats checkmate

[eager igloo]

Based

You should always use twice the garlic and half the salt

[upper axle]

https://youtu.be/gcRTzxQzClk?list=TLPQMTEwOTIwMjPXN_MlG_yjkA

[grizzled meadow]

2

[eager igloo]

If it's american recipe 0.1 of salt and 0.001 of butter

2

[upper axle]

UNIRONICALLY. garlic is the single most based substance ever

[eager igloo]

I fucking hate the word glizzy

[mint mist]

hi ily

[mint mist]

true

[eager igloo]

It sounds like some sort of worm

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEKPUARYckc

not surprised

[upper axle]

oh yea btw, something i find VERY interesting is how radically different the dialogue is in the original Japanese version of Castlevania SotN's "MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS" scene in comparison to the honestly kinda shit translation we got in the west

https://youtu.be/aVLqfj6_AOw

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-judging-judgemental-kangaroo-gif-4246612

[upper axle]

....is that fucking KANGAROO JACK?

[proud torrent]

https://tenor.com/bESa8.gif

[pale ingot]

just call a mf retarded

[slender rock]

too busy looking at my shitcaster pickup height from the strings

[pale ingot]

retard

[floral forge]

[slender rock]

k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QxhaNftudg

Banjo metal

[final cedar]

Just for fun I downloaded this

it's this but what seems like 20,000 times

[pliant canopy]

The true Garfield movie

Garfield 47

[stone shoal]

🤮

[pale ingot]

That image goes so hard

[fallow trellis]

i literally said do not click

[proud torrent]

cowardly spoiler

[final cedar]

mondays amirite?

[pale ingot]

true

this monday sucked especially for reasons that i will not disclose

[final cedar]

disclose

[pale ingot]

i dont think i will

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/4nBU.gif

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-sigma-male-sigma-rule-b2k-sigma-expression-gif-27239871

[stone shoal]

I hate this fucking face people keep making

I know it's Bateman memes but why can't you just do the almost brain-dead glassy-eyed deathstare thing instead

They need that Gustavo Fring training

That Heisenberg training

[pale ingot]

the thousand yard stare

the real shit

[stone shoal]

The classic master

[pale ingot]

the OG

[stone shoal]

Eyes dilating means they shrink right? What is it for when they get those cat-like eyes?

That's that real shit

[real tinsel]

my forgety ass keeps forgetting I'm lactose intolerant

[stone shoal]

You know that whatever is happening, they're not fucking tuned in

[pale ingot]

disassociation or something

like listen

[real tinsel]

then i shit myself

morning fart brain

daily monologue goal reached

[pale ingot]

if i would be fucking stressed as shit in an active warzone constantly then i would probably snap and just disassociate myself from reality as well

[real tinsel]

see you tomorrow

[pale ingot]

assuming i dont get shot first

[stone shoal]

That's that catatonic state shit

If you're lucky the soldiers will think you're dead

[pale ingot]

its basically just PTSD, aint it

[stone shoal]

Catatonia is when you've been hit with something so fucked your brain just decides "Nope. Fuck this, fantasy la-la land, now."

That's my armchair psychologists take I don't actually know what causes or what happens when someone enters a catatonic state

But it's a lot like comas

You'd just like to believe they're dreaming instead of it just being nothing for 20+ years

[pale ingot]

no im saying like the thousand yard stare is ptsd

[stone shoal]

Oh

Yeah

PTSD is a Stress Disorder, hence the name

so really it's just Stress

A fuckton of it

Technically anything can activate it

[pale ingot]

post traumatic stress disorder

[stone shoal]

It just has to be traumatic amounts

of stress

[pale ingot]

i mean shit... an active warzone?

killing people and being in immense amounts of danger at all times?

das more than enough

[stone shoal]

An Omaha beach type warzone

IE bullets constantly flying just over your head, to the sides, etc. People getting fucking ripped to shreds by said bullets in all views, etc.

[pale ingot]

watching your mates fucking die in front of you

war is fucked, man

[stone shoal]

War is "fun" when it's one-sided

I bet those Germans were having a great time until their bunkers got fucked

Then they were getting the good ol' PTSD too

or probably just dying

Fuck War I want to talk about dystopias instead

[pale ingot]

im thinking right now what it was like for the soldiers who went in the first world war when they were like, en route.

like before any combat ever took place

most of them were probably excited about it, thinking about glory

and then war happened and we know how that goes

[stone shoal]

People have fought previously, duh. Before trench warfare we were shooting muskets at each other and even before then we were clink clanking ourselves with steel and fuck-off amounts of metal armor

All Trench warfare was was an evolution of the times

[pale ingot]

yeah but not that much on the scale of the world wars

[stone shoal]

1984 sucks but it only sucks for the Winston types

IE people who want to think and have a brain

[ruby minnow]

oh for sure bro

[stone shoal]

The Proles didn't give a shit, they were actually kinda happy

[ruby minnow]

napeolonic wars

were done between British French Russian Prussian

[ruby minnow]

and probably more countries i don't remember

[stone shoal]

I just had the stupidest fucking thought I've ever had in my life

I want to be slapped across the head and sent to retard school

Because I legitimately thought

"Was America around at the time of WW1?"

[zealous elm]

then gorg L
bush showed up

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937538764216094751/1110772368844017695/Sparklingdrunkerect_c98898_10542577.mov

[lyric horizon]

Oh, today is 11th of september.

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/995605452522000384/1150758449869758474/10-9th.mp4

[stone shoal]

Where the hell is this from

Is this Over the Hedge?

has that same kind of comedy I think

[final cedar]

think it's nuts something

[pale ingot]

mid image tbh

[final cedar]

nut job

https://tenor.com/bXViX.gif

[ruby minnow]

America joined ww2 won then went on a lose streak with 3 wars

no i think Germans knowingly shot the ships

[pale ingot]

romania changed sides like twice idfk dont remember my own country's history

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/ob3xLSiZdJY?si=hbIjwAYRaBX0Vfcw
Brainfart Anthem
Bruno would have loved it

[final cedar]

or was it about german gold storage being a bit too full?

[slender rock]

how the fuck

[ruby minnow]

Turkey well at that time Ottomans joined ww1

lost a lot of land and the war

then Ataturk saved the country from a takeover and made it Turkey and decided to not to join WW2

[dusty glen]

@uncut obsidian Really wish you had an option in S1 to kill her now don't you

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-yskysn-ltg-thunder-thunder-gif-23523876

[final cedar]

that pretty common, had a classmate who'd eat cereal out of his chest dent during a school trip

[undone wave]

Those are convenient for holding a mug while laying down

Or so I've been told

[final cedar]

"sneak us some milk and cornflakes, no time to explain"

[slender rock]

someone get the truck out, get a tow strap

[pale ingot]

they hate me for spreading the truth

[slender rock]

tie him to a sturdy foundation

we'll fix him right up

[lyric horizon]

what is biden doing there

[ruby minnow]

he woke up

[pale ingot]

the alternate universe where he didnt get sent to prison

[lyric horizon]

And forgot the last day.

[undone wave]

They fix it by inserting a bowed out metal bar in your chest and flipping it over to force it out.
It's quite painful and has a long recovery time

[pale ingot]

does your ribcage like fucking go inside your body

is that how it happens

[proud torrent]

https://fxtwitter.com/styropyro_/status/1700872961538867230

[undone wave]

I just have a fucked up sternum

It's usually apart of a genetic disorder that makes people abnormally skinny and have abnormally long fingers

[stone shoal]

Hello fucked up sternum

[pale ingot]

salad finger ass

[undone wave]

I didn't say I was a fucked up sternum

[stone shoal]

I wish I could be a fucked up sternum

[errant magnet]

you mean started unplanned invasions on indigenous populations that have been warring with each other and their surrounding neighbors for 100s of years prior, were already familiar with fighting an insurgent war against a government, just as a cover up for oil wars

oh wait you prob meant korea and vietnam

[stone shoal]

Im interested to hear the lore

[undone wave]

Lube up with some crude before having a wank

[errant magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/982079859046092850/speed-9-1.gif

[stone shoal]

Fucking robot

[undone wave]

011000011010100010

[pastel quartz]

Tweakers

All of you

[pale ingot]

lube up with NOTHING, and wear SANDPAPER-COVERED gloves before having a wank

[undone wave]

I haven't taken my adderall yet

[stone shoal]

Apex Alpha Sigma God Male right here

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/trollszn123-ronaldo-gif-18268194

[stone shoal]

no dick speedrun any%

[pale ingot]

we're doing it at the next group masturbation session

[errant magnet]

i mean if you really want lore, look up the gulf war. or really any conflict in the middle east that isnt kurd/israel related

[upper axle]

of fucking COURSE it's styropyro who not only had the intrusive thought to wire 100 car battereis in sequence, but the actual psychopathic tendencies and technical know how to ACTUALLY FUCKING DO IT

[spiral raven]

guys

uhhh

[glad carbon]

the 2nd was better

[spiral raven]

happy...

[upper axle]

that dude is unironically a fucking terrifying specimen who we should be VERY thankful has a creative outlet for his insanity via youtube

[spiral raven]

happy 9/11 everyone

[pale ingot]

you too barh ❤️

[somber warren]

its so hot why is it so hot is fucking september

[pale ingot]

agreed

[spiral raven]

who

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdy8q1cGm9M

[stone shoal]

I love seeing videos of people with fake face masks that look like they're not wearing a face mask but it's actually a face mask of their face and the nosy snooty bitch behind the counter starts nagging "UHHH EXCUSSEEE MEE SURRR, YEW NEED A FACE MASK TO BE HERE SURRRRR, SURRRRRRR"

[spiral raven]

uh what

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1150785371207118858/video_7277438259356175662_0.mp4

[stone shoal]

God the death of civilization cannot come fast enough

[upper axle]

i cant wait until a time where people dont have a topical excuse to reuse the same 5 jokes about 9/11 anymore. good thing it's

[spiral raven]

have you watched this

???

[pale ingot]

Can't tell if this is payday or DRG

[spiral raven]

drh

drg

payday has skulls

[pale ingot]

same online lobby experience IG

[upper axle]

like ngl 9/11 jokes are funny and all but damn people need to come up with new ones

[pale ingot]

how the fuck are we gonna get new ones

[glad carbon]

yeah bro well just hit another tower to make some better jokes

[stone shoal]

tell me if you heard this one befo

Ahem

A NEW YORKA WHEN DUH JENGUH TOWA FOLL like and subscribe for more content and remember to hit that bell

[spiral raven]

7 levels in pd2 (no mutators or stuff like this), 5 levels in drg and mutators

[undone wave]

Your majesty, a second bus has hit big ben

[spiral raven]

btw

[azure iron]

[glad carbon]

your majesty, a 2nd road divider has struck the limo

[pale ingot]

still extremely retarded lobby hosts that will kick you before the round ends in pd2

[spiral raven]

did cd project red made the arasaka towers to make a reference to 9/11

[upper axle]

either hit the new tower they built to replace the old one, or simply become more creative. EZ.

[errant magnet]

idk its the butt of a 22 year old joke, gave us an excuse to bomb the fuck out of the middle east (even if the government wasnt telling us who or why we were bombing them). thats pretty funny

[pale ingot]

oh hell naurr

[spiral raven]

btw santa did 9/11

:)

[stone shoal]

Gave the government an excuse to spy on it's civilians forever and ever until some no-chin nerd blew the whistle. Then they do it anyway but now everyone knows about it

[somber warren]

Sir, a plane has deadass hit the WTC and another one the Pentagon on god the Situation is not Bussin!
You telling me the jet fuel melted the steel beams kinda sus fr fr

[azure iron]

could be me

[spiral raven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdy8q1cGm9M watch pls

pls watc

[errant magnet]

no cap

ong

[azure iron]

so I will just observe in brainfart

[errant magnet]

man i remember when you could walk into an airport

then like

[spiral raven]

WATCH THE "I'm osama"

BRUUH

[errant magnet]

check in for a flight

then like

walk onto the plane

[stone shoal]

Sorry king, time for that butthole search

[errant magnet]

anyone else member

[upper axle]

yea, today's gonna be spicy in that regard and i'm also wondering who's gonna push the envelope that little bit too far and get bonked

[spiral raven]

bruh the lasagna i got had a big ass chunk of cheese

???

[azure iron]

lmao It's exactly how I imagined it

[upper axle]

........wait.....

[spiral raven]

how do i fucking eat this cheese

[glad carbon]

Its just the same compound

[azure iron]

falco voicelines for the mercs pls

[upper axle]

is that.... is that the chemical makeup of gasoline vs jet fuel, or am i retarded?

[glad carbon]

[somber warren]

put it in your mouth and chew

[spiral raven]

fr?

[somber warren]

fr

[upper axle]

i dont remember chemistry much.

[glad carbon]

bro how much do you need attention

[final cedar]

what a great scene

[spiral raven]

idk

none

[glad carbon]

are are you so pampered your dumbass forgot how to eat

[upper axle]

stop the cap

[spiral raven]

how

[remote vine]

Happy 9/11

[spiral raven]

you too

[final cedar]

[azure iron]

never forgetti

[spiral raven]

can i be racist

to the finish line

ok

[errant magnet]

i can start typing about the invasion of iraq and how its a direct consequence of 9/11 if you want

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/barack-obama-president-pointing-smile-gif-15913718

ill be barack obama

[errant magnet]

actually i think that'd put me on 3rd strike

\

[spiral raven]

im

[stone shoal]

Quick

Name the amount of people that died in the towers

Compare it to the amount of people that died from the pentagon hit

[spiral raven]

BARACK OBAAMAAAA

[remote vine]

America’s first female president

[spiral raven]

erbh is epic rap battles of history

[azure iron]

i thought this was jordan peele back in the day

[spiral raven]

wdym

its

BARACK OBAAMAAAAA

[azure iron]

probably got confused with that president sketch he did in key&peele

obamna

[spiral raven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc BARACK OBAMAAAA

[remote vine]

btw Bill Clinton was america’s first black president

[ruby minnow]

i ain't reading all dat

[uncut obsidian]

stop being political you imbeciles

[grizzled meadow]

You still got the mama jeans

[spiral raven]

what

[ruby minnow]

its political fighting in brainfart oclock

[spiral raven]

im BARACK OBAAMAAAAA so i should like die?

[grizzled meadow]

I can also mute you if you continue with this shit

[spiral raven]

no

[upper axle]

i mean, that aint even true ngl, and im not gonna explain why here because of the rules but there's a lot more context that led up to it decades prior, and a lot of government bullshit.

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy peak @placid sail

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-wwf-hmmm-im-waiting-gif-13421546

[spiral raven]

bARACK OBAMAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/barack-obama-president-pointing-smile-gif-15913718

[grizzled meadow]

Mama jeans and a Mr. Fantastic face

[stone shoal]

Please provide the translation

In full

[upper axle]

huh?

[uncut obsidian]

just watch it

[azure iron]

Falco

have you seen tenebris somnia

??

[heavy peak]

Just learn Russian

[remote vine]

Russian ryan gosling?

[heavy peak]

Soviet ryan gosling

[stone shoal]

Nooooooo I don't wanna have to learn a language that will be erased in 10+ years

[sullen osprey]

Russian Patrick Bateman?

[spiral raven]

you mean райан гослинг or Рома Гослингов

[heavy peak]

I highly doubt it will be

[spiral raven]

idk how to turn ryan gosling to russian gosling

[errant magnet]

we're talking about the difference between a government building staffed by government workers, and 2x 110 floor buildings, with office space rented by banks, investment, and insurance companies staffed by normal people. i dont think its particularly unusual to see a 30x differential in the dead/injured in the two instances

[uncut obsidian]

maybe in 70, but not in 10

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/barack-obama-president-pointing-smile-gif-15913718

[grizzled meadow]

No no

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/barack-obama-president-pointing-smile-gif-15913718

[oblique spire]

Hello brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

It's literally here for now

[oblique spire]

How are we

[grizzled meadow]

I already got two in my sight

[sullen osprey]

Hello brainfard

[errant magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-gif-21702784

[upper axle]

ok i fucking finally get the joke, you clever fucking bastard. fucking cis and trans variants of Dichloroethene you fucking clever bastard.

[spiral raven]

whats obama's full anme

name

[remote vine]

eepy

[sullen osprey]

How is we are?

[stone shoal]

Literally even a single digit lower than the amount of civilians who perished is enough to activate my schizoid nutcase brain

[oblique spire]

damn

[somber warren]

is it me?

[errant magnet]

honestly true gotta question every statistic, every number

[stone shoal]

I cannot be persuaded

I cannot be lied to

[spiral raven]

im

[errant magnet]

[stone shoal]

I will make up statistics

And I will accuse everything negative on this earth being the will of the Government

[errant magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-meme-gif-24646577

[sullen osprey]

No way

[grizzled meadow]

Maybe three

[sullen osprey]

Make them fuel for non banning

Duel

[uncut obsidian]

Let's make it five

[oblique spire]

whats going on

[upper axle]

@winged phoenix seems that we will be seeing who gets banned first today way sooner than we thought

[remote vine]

is me

[oblique spire]

Falco banning ppl?

based

[sullen osprey]

Men

[errant magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821797282243674142/1146652121119342602/1693446432967380.gif

[upper axle]

sure as shit didnt take long for the envelope to be pushed, did it?

it's not even 10am where i am yet

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[somber warren]

its actually 15:50

[remote vine]

Wrong

[uncut obsidian]

Throw the coffee away, bring the popcorn

[pastel quartz]

what is going on

[stone shoal]

Subliminal messaging

[somber warren]

nuh uh

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/993623517218222092/1085934192942120960/attachment.gif

[placid sail]

буквально я

[spiral raven]

LFMLAOFLAL LMFAO

[upper axle]

honestly i'm gonna brew another cup and join you there LOL

[spiral raven]

WHAT THE FUCK

[remote vine]

It’s true he had sex with Harry Styles

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow

[somber warren]

mamma mia they hit the pentagon

[upper axle]

same. while i do so i'm learning about this fucking WILD little gun made to look like a cell phone made in Croatia in the early 90s. here's the vid if you wanna take a gander: https://youtu.be/rFtW419VwtY

[dreamy flax]

@errant magnet (airking990) has been muted for 1 day for reason: I've literally asked this morning to not go overboard with 9/11 memes, and yet here you are, shoving it down the throat...

[stone shoal]

Would only work if the pasta tower was cracked in half (broken)

[upper axle]

ope

[spiral raven]

what did he do

[stone shoal]

It wasn't even him that posted the spaghetti meme

[spiral raven]

i didntr see

[grizzled meadow]

You missed the memes and the politics sent by him then, it's weird since you literally talked with him

[heavy peak]

Spaghetti meme
Bro he posted like 5 by this point

Busy is next

[upper axle]

pushed the envelope a fair bit too far is my wager.

[spiral raven]

WHATDIDHEDOIDIDNTSEEIT

[sullen osprey]

[spiral raven]

WHATDIDHEPOSTED

[stone shoal]

With words not images yes

[remote vine]

RIP

[spiral raven]

who is busy

[stone shoal]

You underestimate how small my brain actually is

[heavy peak]

@stone shoal actually fuck off, continue enabling people to post shit, you will be sent into a corner as well

[upper axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/biWNTHEcbV8

[uncut obsidian]

Bro participated in it literally less than 5 minutes ago

[somber warren]

Don't ban my man busy

[grizzled meadow]

He still did it, he isn't justified

[remote vine]

@heavy peak please be kind on bussy

[placid sail]

I used to burn spaghetti a little because they stayed on the wall of the pot for too long, so the surface of them touching it got burned a lil

[stone shoal]

[spiral raven]

damn i want to pirate free games

[placid sail]

but then I've learned the proper technique

[heavy peak]

[spiral raven]

the ones that suck

[uncut obsidian]

@placid sail here's your punishment for that meme

[somber warren]

lmao

[uncut obsidian]

bussy

[upper axle]

sounds like you just sucked at cooking pasta NGL. aint stirring it enough, that'll do it.

[remote vine]

😂

[somber warren]

they turned my man busy into bussy, look how they massacred my boy

[spiral raven]

bussy

[odd sail]

need

[spiral raven]

okay fuck it im going to

uh

[upper axle]

any pasta will stick to the pot if you let it sit without stirring too long. gotta keep it movin, my boy

[spiral raven]

gmod

[placid sail]

oh no

[placid sail]

no, you didn't understand

[upper axle]

HEH. you got name changed to bussy.

[placid sail]

hold on I'll try to get off bed and find the pic

[stone shoal]

Since I have a gun to my head, we need something new to talk about.

[spiral raven]

im going to make a funny vid in gmod

[stone shoal]

Pears.

[spiral raven]

apples

[stone shoal]

I fucking love pears

[spiral raven]

APPLE

[upper axle]

did you have the burner on too high as well?

[spiral raven]

SNIPER SAID APPLE

tf2

[upper axle]

'cause that'll do it.

[remote vine]

Coal post

[uncut obsidian]

sniper said piss

[stone shoal]

What is a "coal" post?

[spiral raven]

and APPLE also COFFEE TABLE and BOWL

[stone shoal]

Anyway talk about pears

[spiral raven]

should i use bigcity or gm construct to make a funny video

[stone shoal]

Shape and form

Taste and texture

[spiral raven]

also will i get muter or banned or shit

[stone shoal]

Pears

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[remote vine]

Western pears are ugly

[spiral raven]

fuck

for how long

[stone shoal]

Fuck you Western pears are goat

All pears are goat

[remote vine]

Round pears are superior

[river robin]

Pears are meh

[stone shoal]

Better than oranges

[spiral raven]

i dont give a damn about being muted i want to do gmod video funny compilation #1 press like and subscribe

[stone shoal]

It's legitimately been half an age since I've actually fucking eaten a pear

[river robin]

Try other fruit

[remote vine]

Yeah the big round ones

[stone shoal]

Pears have this kinda odd sweetness to them tbh

[river robin]

Have a dog picture

[stone shoal]

Like they're not bad

[remote vine]

[placid sail]

so this is how my spaghetti used to burn before (not that badly, random pic from the net), not from sticking to the bottom, but from touching the wall, see?

[stone shoal]

What the hell do you call it when something is "crunchy" but really your teeth just sinks into it?

[stone shoal]

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST

[placid sail]

because I couldn't push them inside the pot without breaking them properly

[somber warren]

WHAT

[placid sail]

but then I've learned the proper way

[somber warren]

don't let falco see that

[remote vine]

Warcrimes against Falco

[river robin]

[somber warren]

falco look away

[stone shoal]

Bro and here I thought I was a pasta heretic

At least as a heretic I don't burn pasta

My god

[placid sail]

also the internet is full of funny spaghetti pics

[upper axle]

just found this twitter post about my state and i can vouch that this is or at least WAS true. (nowadays weed is legal to sell if you have the permits and run a dispensary business, it's highly taxed tho)

[remote vine]

You need to use one of those stock pots that’s like super tall

[placid sail]

how people even do that

[stone shoal]

Pasta Al Assassina is not made by fucking burning it

[upper axle]

same fucking energy as Homer's cereal.https://tenor.com/view/food-simpsons-homer-cereals-milk-gif-3451486

[stone shoal]

You cook it in the sauce instead of boiling it in water you idiot

[placid sail]

nah, I've devised a technique that lets me cook spaghetti however long in a pot as small as a cup, of needed

[stone shoal]

You keep this up and you're GONNA get pasta al assassina'd

Probably by Falco

Using Pasta as a stranglewire

[remote vine]

Wok is also good for spaghetti

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313528598667591680/1004710860670910544/attachment-1.gif?width=480&height=480

[placid sail]

nah it's all good now

[somber warren]

suicidal horse

[placid sail]

it's been years since I've burned any spaghetti

[stone shoal]

The horse from the set of the Rings Of Power:

[placid sail]

but I can do it again, so don't fucking push me

[final cedar]

hot flame exhaust not the pot

[uncut obsidian]

it's actually honse

[stone shoal]

Actively threatening the Italians is how you get a free boat-ride to the ocean

[somber warren]

what

[remote vine]

The victim of Mr Hands

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-house-gif-22161420

[stone shoal]

Flopp

Screeching cat

[stone shoal]

This is pretty much me and every thing I ever (re)posted

Two guns

[final cedar]

twuns

[stone shoal]

He's playing on easy mode he needs double damage to ensure he dies

This always fucking bothers me about video games

Like I shot you in the head. You're dead.

[glass glade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/738548949488762954/1148328953682079744/attachment-18.gif

[stone shoal]

Your brains no longer function

[remote vine]

Payday akimbo build

[stone shoal]

I hear the Payday 3 beta was/is shit

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bDfEy.gif

[upper axle]

bro you are going to wake up with a severed horse head next to you in your bed for that one i hope you know that.

[placid sail]

@uncut obsidian they fucking ai'ed the enlightened one

[upper axle]

they are gonna KILL you

[placid sail]

look how they massacred my boy

[uncut obsidian]

:c

[remote vine]

maybe because I haven't played in a long time but some of the controls are confusing

[stone shoal]

I know you just said this was AI but honestly it's the fact that he says everything without a single pause or an "uh" that really sells how fake this is

[remote vine]

also the store makes no sense

[stone shoal]

In the beginning it would've had me but bro

[upper axle]

yep. just like that. that's how you know your days are numbered.

[stone shoal]

Not after he spits bars for 5 aeons

[remote vine]

payday 3 not enough cops

[placid sail]

to be fair, the original is about the same level of unhinged nonstop rap

[final cedar]

horse meat chalupa

[remote vine]

I want the amount of cops to feel like I'm playing a dynasty warriors game

[river robin]

Dinner

[upper axle]

@winged phoenix

[stone shoal]

😋 💦 🥓 🐴

One of these days I will genuinely need to taste horse-meat on it's own instead of in the local supermarket's meatballs

[river robin]

Dude same

[uncut obsidian]

me

[upper axle]

honestly same dude.

[remote vine]

women fear me, fish wants me

[azure iron]

Why do I always miss the fun man

[remote vine]

set an alarm so you don't miss it next time

[real tinsel]

jesus

my guts hate milk shit so much

[remote vine]

with a username like that I thought its maja

[crimson flame]

wait who is this?

[stone shoal]

Weak.

PATHETIC.

TRAIN YOURSELF.

GRIND YOUR GUT STATS

[real tinsel]

we're technically the same person I'm just funnier

[stone shoal]

Or you can get pills for that kinda thing

[azure iron]

I had to drive for 10 min

[slender rock]

[stone shoal]

they legit have lactose pills

[crimson flame]

i feel like i heard his finn accent somewhere

[upper axle]

kina fucked up how i casually know at least two people on a personal level who are confirmed to have connections to organized crime groups (one Yakuza, one some kind of more traditional western mafia), 'cause by all means i could probably do something with that but yea fuck that shit i aint getting involved in that shit ever if i can help it.

[placid sail]

it's an old Russian meme, the one who walks towards the river

[crimson flame]

oh

[upper axle]

like, the day i actually ask either of those fellas for something relating to what they do is probably a dire circumstance where i fucked up ROYALLY and had to call in a HELLA big solid from them.

and i'd love to avoid that at all costs.

[uncut obsidian]

the legend

the one who achieved eternal peace

[placid sail]

here's one more trauma for you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406167308655132672/1150776279793156206/c.MP4

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/50nlHgRYp1I?si=z0WfCuXo0m8Cecfy

[uncut obsidian]

now they're all bri'ish

[zealous elm]

age restricted smh

the knowledge was too much i guess

[stone shoal]

Jesus that haircut

[spiral raven]

идущий к реке - легенда

философ мира

[uncut obsidian]

and he's still making videos, too

[uncut obsidian]

literally @heavy halo

[crimson flame]

seems like a cool guy

[uncut obsidian]

his whole channel is about working and philosophy

nuhuh

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

finally, some good posting

[spiral raven]

i made the gmod 9/11 video fucking hell

should i post it or

like

not get banned

guys

post the gmod 9/11 or live a happy life without a ban on gamma server

[somber warren]

seek attention somewhere else maja 2

[spiral raven]

im not maja

fuck you

[somber warren]

[ruby minnow]

maja is at least doing satire

this guy is actually retarded

[somber warren]

nah maja is retarded af

[ruby minnow]

bro you know that she is just trolling you

[somber warren]

"she"

depends

[placid sail]

show your boobs ted

[slender rock]

[placid sail]

what's wild about it

[somber warren]

i knew that syno is gay af, he is turkish

[arctic grove]

Rip

[arctic grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/235631879070416898/1150677070117077012/Damnthatswild.mp4

[spiral raven]

i want to

BARACK OBAAMAAAAA

[grizzled meadow]

Time to install MGRR again just to play the DLC I never played

[spiral raven]

falco

can i post gmod 10/11

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[spiral raven]

fr

7

&

&

fuck

[somber warren]

absolute retard

[solar obsidian]

why tf did i watch that shit

[spiral raven]

ik

[somber warren]

i will never get my lifetime back

i want my 39 seconds back

[spiral raven]

xd

[solar obsidian]

20 seconds down the drain

[spiral raven]

?

[oblique spire]

Petition to ban @spiral raven

[spiral raven]

no

[oblique spire]

Gmod 9/11 did not hit

[spiral raven]

@livid pond posted skyrim feet shit

wtf

and no one gives a fuck?

[somber warren]

if he didn't say it was 9/11 i would have never seen the connection

[glad carbon]

and insane enough, its still funnier than you

[spiral raven]

i mean i didnt even watch it to 10 secs

[solar obsidian]

at least its funny

[spiral raven]

bruh fuck you all

[livid pond]

waaaaaaaaaaah

[spiral raven]

you all fuck you all fuck all fuck all you fuck

[oblique spire]

real

[glad carbon]

mad + churlish

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-stink-you-stink-stinky-dog-meme-gif-gif-23952012

[somber warren]

nonono Fuck YOU

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1150783431911948362/imageundefined.gif

[spiral raven]

what is this gif

[oblique spire]

@grizzled meadow we have another person for you to smite to make it to 5

@spiral raven

[spiral raven]

nuh uh

ok i know it will be 911

9/11

[somber warren]

classic

[spiral raven]

yes i knew that shit

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1150799006356742254/adams-basketball-1.gif

baskmet bal

[dawn estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1150799006356742254/adams-basketball-1.gif

My bad

[spiral raven]

what

[final cedar]

wait is 911 bad now?

[spiral raven]

i was lazy to type /

[somber warren]

literally 1984

[solar obsidian]

was always

[spiral raven]

so i typed 911

wait what

[glad carbon]

dont call em

[final cedar]

what fr?

[solar obsidian]

yup

[somber warren]

can't even post about 9/11 on 9/11 brainfart has truly fallen

[final cedar]

I thought 21 year rule applies to national tragedies too

[teal forge]

@oblique spire

[oblique spire]

sorry i don't speak spanish

[final cedar]

or was it 20 years?

is it a discord "no violence or acts of terrorism" rule?

recall you couldn't show people getting hurt on twitch

[solar obsidian]

its like posting that dude who blew his brains out live

[livid pond]

leave my ronnie alone

[solar obsidian]

yeah him

[somber warren]

ronnie mcnut gaming

[pale ingot]

anyone else high on glue

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm;.m,..m,.m elmers..

[solar obsidian]

they died?!

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/RUfjOTY0Fz8

[solar obsidian]

do we have an a-aron here?

[oblique spire]

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1117355087954718821/1137311186904416327/attachment.gif

[solar obsidian]

finally, bz11k face reveal

[glad carbon]

no selfies allowed

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/stereo-hearts-not-clickbait-my-hearts-a-stereo-it-beats-for-you-so-listen-close-herobrine-building-gif-25656714

[slender rock]

Lemmy

[spiral raven]

whl

[slender rock]

[spiral raven]

its u?

[slender rock]

no

[spiral raven]

o

h

[slender rock]

that's Lemmy Kilmister

[spiral raven]

idk who he is

[livid pond]

that boy dead

[final cedar]

you into metal?

[slender rock]

Bassist, Lead singer for Motorhead.

[slender rock]

yes.

yeah 😢

[final cedar]

frend sent me a pic of a mayhem LP, seems to be one of the first bootlegs of dawn of black hearts, know about that one?

[slender rock]

👀 that I haven't but ayoo

[glad carbon]

he has the proof

[final cedar]

I'm trying to figure out how you spot fake vinyl reproduction or smth

[slender rock]

Hmmm, that I haven't dipped my toes into

[upper axle]

THE LAD HIMSELF.

[solar obsidian]

can u point on the picture of what type of metal?

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-davy-jones-falls-in-water-remote-gif-22568708

[upper axle]

i actually had a period of a few months this year where i had my beard shaved to Lemmy style chops.

NGL i look kinda good with em

[final cedar]

5, 57, 6, 19

[slender rock]

can you not have found the lowest res image tho delight

[mint mist]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2345020/Bee_Island/

Steam

Bee Island

DefenseEnemies attack your hive from time to time. They drop bombs, spray poison and launch rockets. Each time they will become stronger. Build ballistae, machine guns, anti-aircraft missile launchers and other defenses to protect your hiveChoose your pathResearch new technologies and buildings to keep up with the enemies. Choose which technolog...

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

252

▶ Play video

omg i just found

a beautiful game

[tranquil basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264175040659062794/1150666161185361961/VID_93910312_060320_245.mov

[solar obsidian]

fuck sakes @tranquil basalt lmfao

[livid pond]

where is the 9/11

[slender rock]

oh shit that has transparency

[azure iron]

jackie kennedy also liked metal

metal sheets to be clear

[livid pond]

oh wait yall said no selfies my bad

[sullen osprey]

Lithium, it tasty 🤤

[sullen osprey]

No that’s what humans taste like silly 😜

[tranquil basalt]

selfie 👉 👈

[river robin]

You ugly

[sage otter]

Hello brainshart 👋

[river robin]

GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT

[sage otter]

No

[river robin]

Hi

[slender rock]

Out get fuck the

[river robin]

Out get fuck the out get fuck the

[midnight cloud]

Didnt have to do my man tavor dirty man

[slender rock]

this is true

[ruby minnow]

tbh Malyuks look sexy also AUGs

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329759787896012802/1150799048878604308/guilded_image_fdbe2cc02dd8ed5cc238d4acef19b2a4.png

anotha one

[stone shoal]

My favourite

I love batteries

[teal forge]

Wait for the next big update

[sullen osprey]

The only bullpup I like is the SVU-S

[slender rock]

tasty

[midnight cloud]

Not even the aug?

[sullen osprey]

Nope

[midnight cloud]

Damn...

[sullen osprey]

All ugly

[azure iron]

what about ash12

[upper axle]

Fuck you I'm subverting the expectation of posting a joke image and saying "literally me" by posting a serious image.

[slender rock]

didn't expect glorious hair and beard

[teal forge]

Jesus Christ

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-monke-kisses-gif-26206022

[slender rock]

expected beard and jermas face

[proud torrent]

your eyes look dilated as hell what are you on

[upper axle]

glasses were dirty in that image, may have something to do with it

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

running from emissions like;

[stone shoal]

The death threats are getting real fellas

[slender rock]

lol

[stone shoal]

Soon we may bear witness to a 1v1 celebrity deathmatch with individual members from Brainfart

[upper axle]

fuck you man i went all this time and have been mandela effecting "ino" on the end of your name and never once realized it.

fuck.

[ruby minnow]

the whole family is in the house and its really peaceful there is something weird going on

[stone shoal]

The family is here
The screaming hasn't commenced
Bro your family might be skinwalkers

[ruby minnow]

the family is here and there is no fighting this is impossible

[remote vine]

Why do you have fantasy dwarf vibes

[upper axle]

anyway im never doing that voice literally ever again

one of the voices i suck at

[upper axle]

because i've got a stocky build and long hair with a beard. difference is i'm 5 foot 11

i also unironically have a smithing setup and am learning a fabrication trade

[slender rock]

taller than me by 5, 4ish inches

hm

[remote vine]

Makes a lot of sense

[azure iron]

stalker arena will be real

[upper axle]

fr? damn i could probably actually throw you a fair distance

[livid pond]

imma be real i dont get the hype behind this game, played for like 2h, was kinda mid

[remote vine]

Giant robots

[upper axle]

it's one of those love it or it's not your thing kinda franchises from what i've heard.

[slender rock]

I am fat though so...

[upper axle]

like, nobody's ever got an "its aight" opinion of AC as a franchise. they either are neurotically obsessed with it, or it's kinda just not their thing.

not that i've seen at least

[upper axle]

i mean depending how fat we talking it may not matter.

[slender rock]

fuck yeah

gravel

[upper axle]

i slept on one of these once.

[final cedar]

G5 should read "FUCKING KILL ME"

[slender rock]

198 210?

I don't own a scale

[upper axle]

ah, you're the same weight as me roughly.

[remote vine]

It’s what a gundam game should look like and not that Evolve bullshit

[upper axle]

i may not be able to THROW you, but i could still probably lift you a bit.

[slender rock]

would be fair with MMA and Boxing

👀

[livid pond]

but ac is kind of just aight tho

but i get what u mean

[upper axle]

yea.

[final cedar]

how sick would it be if you learned how to sumo wrestle while being a big boy

[sullen osprey]

Your rocking it man

[remote vine]

It’s too niche to be GoTY

[lyric horizon]

i just realised that the cheems dog died

[upper axle]

it's one of those games where you dont often hear "its aight" about it. it's either lunatic ranting and raving about how amazing it is, or malding about how stupid it is, especially malding about difficulty

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-so-sad-gif-25352430

[final cedar]

some guy tryna to start shit and you just go into sumo stance before breaking their spine on the floor

[livid pond]

ive missed the big robot train, i see alot of anime mfs enjoy that type of stuff tho

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bfLrm.gif

[upper axle]

kinda like FromSoft's other series that gets the same sorta response. you know the one.

King's Field.

[livid pond]

stop stretching that man

leave him alone

pause

[placid sail]

while jaboopy's takes and memes are whack

I'd tap that ngl

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1117355087954718821/1137311186904416327/attachment.gif

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-gif-24943874

[placid sail]

fucking palmolive shampoo ad actor

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/you-gay-lmao-gif-21772037

[livid pond]

post it with sound

now

[placid sail]

you have no business having hair so nice in brainfart

[upper axle]

[tame fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715686874881982586/1150810865331871755/stalker_california_girls.mp4

[livid pond]

pripyat girls

[remote vine]

Controllers got them 😭

[tame fox]

fr fr

[upper axle]

yknow what's really funny? if i put my hair in a bun right, i can do a really good MGS5 Big Boss cosplay. i'd just need to wear an eyepatch over my right eye and i've pretty much got a close enough face to do it.

[pale ingot]

en entire squad of controllers

[tame fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715686874881982586/1150810899234439168/join_duty.mp4

[upper axle]

it's been on my list of ideas for shit to wear if i ever go to a convention of some kind, the Big Boss cosplay.

[spiral raven]

i got the fucking cake

big ass cake

on 9/11

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bR3KK.gif

[livid pond]

its literally him

[spiral raven]

who

[pale ingot]

fuck duty propaganda and freedom propaganda. I just want to be a loner

[final cedar]

him using the iDroid to light the cigar is so hilariously retarded

[upper axle]

me

hold up...lemme see if i've still got any hair ties laying around here. it's been a hot minute since i've tied my hair back idk if i still have any

[mint mist]

hot hair

[placid sail]

Soigne Snake, the forgotten part of Les Enfants Terribles

[livid pond]

what the fuck is that a white male

[spiral raven]

i want to become a lizard

[placid sail]

where do I sign in

[edgy abyss]

How do I do that?

[placid sail]

nevermind, I've realized it's a furry propaganda, I revoke my application

[spiral raven]

wait

its true

[mint mist]

its not propaganda

i wetn thru the bootcamp