🎪bruh-fart

[spiral raven]

bye

[stone shoal]

Pretty sure Mr Hands is a 4chan nickname inspired by an anthropomorphic anime horse of the same name

[vestal forum]

because of the whopping monster cock on the horse apparently

[stone shoal]

I know this because I have been on the internet for a very long time and degeneracy is my middle name

That, and it's shit you stumble across anyhow

[upper axle]

yea that's been what i figured was the reason for the name was just "4chan gave him the name 'cause its funny"

[vestal forum]

get your ass back here

[stone shoal]

let him go he's cringe

[vestal forum]

he must suffer in that case

[placid sail]

man, modpacks on 1.20 minecraft on fabric are so better optimized

[vestal forum]

fabric is the goat

[placid sail]

played some modpack on 1.15 and forge, and my decrepit ass computer was shitting itself

and 1.20 and fabric is just a breeze, ideal smooth fps

[spiral raven]

↙️ jerks off to mr hands video

[vestal forum]

i thought fabric was only for plugins though?

[upper axle]

yea that's just older minecraft versions in a nutshell TBH. minecraft's optimization has only improved with time, which is completely counter to the trend the vast majority of games are going down

[spiral raven]

idiot

[stone shoal]

like I said

[vestal forum]

||https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case||

[spiral raven]

u know that i didnt clicked on the hidden shit

[vestal forum]

how did you know what it was then

[spiral raven]

i dont know

[spiral raven]

because there is 99% chance that u sent that wiki page again

[vestal forum]

the way you said it made me think that you didn't uncover it the first time

but you were talking about mr hands before so you clearly know what im talking about

[spiral raven]

шоп ты стох

[vestal forum]

что?

[tulip ravine]

Chat

Why are we on about horse sex

[spiral raven]

fuck you

[tulip ravine]

Fuck you you bellend

I’ll snap your jaw you mr hands loving strange cretin

[vestal forum]

иди нахуй пидорас

[spiral raven]

when did i said i love mr hands

[stone shoal]

🔮 ⚾ 🪩 🏀 🥎 ⚽ 🎱 🎾 🏐

[vestal forum]

what the fuck are you on about

[spiral raven]

im ont talking to u dumbas

[vestal forum]

calm down there young man

[tulip ravine]

[stone shoal]

🍿

[tulip ravine]

Banzai

[upper axle]

god, i hate what you just said ngl. reminded me of when i read the book Hannibal in 5th grade and got to the part where a guy gets eaten alive by pigs.

[tulip ravine]

My man

How are you

[slender rock]

the cyrillics are talking gains? or talking shit?

I am too fucking lazy to translate

[stone shoal]

🤏 🍿

[marsh widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/661690763104747597/774323598038007832/117366323_297974048320606_1345651744271628171_n.mp4

[tulip ravine]

Your pinching your eye lash with popcorn

Okay

[vestal forum]

give me some popcorn too bro

[slender rock]

nevermind

[tulip ravine]

In my school they showed the passion of Christ

[slender rock]

ya'll being special

again

[vestal forum]

we are special wdym

[tulip ravine]

He gets whipped with cat of 9 tails and it shows the flesh ripping it was acc disgusting

[spiral raven]

lol

[stone shoal]

Me I'm eating I'm eating popcorn I'm out here munching my popcorn rn man eating my cruchy movie food my guy I'm peckish as fuck man

[slender rock]

you know what it means

[tulip ravine]

You munching?

[slender rock]

don't act ignorant.

[vestal forum]

you bet your arse i do

[tulip ravine]

arse

[slender rock]

figure it out then. go do your homework

[tulip ravine]

That’s a interesting spelling

[stone shoal]

Some spare popcorn for you 🍿 🍿 🍿

[slender rock]

google is at your fingers

[vestal forum]

i know what it means what are you on about?

[stone shoal]

And you, sure 🍿 🍿 🍿

[slender rock]

fucking google it, ya dumbass

[vestal forum]

thank you kind sir

[upper axle]

honestly, i know what they show in that movie and that's pretty bad to show to like, 5th graders and all, but fuck dude Hannibal has scenes involving a man being disemboweled and hung by his intestines which iirc is directly after a sex scene of some kind, and it also has an intenesly graphic description of a man being torn apart by pigs while alive so like....idk.

[spiral raven]

🫱 🌯

wait its not borgor

[slender rock]

that's a burrito

[spiral raven]

ik

[tulip ravine]

Man’s gotta have some popcorn still blud

[stone shoal]

Could be worse tbh

My school just loved showing us books that had some degree or form of pedophilia

[upper axle]

i mean yea it could be far worse, could be 50 shades of grey.

[vestal forum]

yessir

[slender rock]

I'm sorry, what?

[tulip ravine]

Are you a Brit? I swear I only see Brits say arse

[slender rock]

jesus christ

[stone shoal]

Heroes, Brave New World, etc.

[slender rock]

oh god

[vestal forum]

nah, i just misspelled ass and an r happened to be in it

[tulip ravine]

[slender rock]

....doubt

[stone shoal]

We had the classics stuff too like Mice and Men, though that didn't really have pedophilia unless that one girl was underage

[vestal forum]

i can prove it man

[upper axle]

oh yea its worth noting i found Hannibal in my school library, and honestly i think i do remember seeing some other books in that library that were INSANELY suspect to the point of being worse than hannibal.

[slender rock]

[tulip ravine]

We had a customer shit themself at work last night

[vestal forum]

ez

[slender rock]

what the fuck

[upper axle]

i had to read of mice and men as an assignment, and ngl as an autistic guy that book made me fucking depressed.

[stone shoal]

Same

[tulip ravine]

Transferd from casino to bingo due to unsociable hours for university, old lady comes in wins and straight up shits herself

Bingo place isn’t much better but it’s better then 3 am finished when no public transport until 6 am

I take bus or train usually, I could drive but it’s actually easier on the train

[remote vine]

at least she didn't shit herself + die

[tulip ravine]

The manager told me they have a ambulance there atleast 1/2 times a month

[slender rock]

of course... yes

[vestal forum]

do you own a 2004 honda civic?

[tulip ravine]

Did do

[vestal forum]

my man

[tulip ravine]

Had it written off

[vestal forum]

wtf

[slender rock]

fuck...

[vestal forum]

how many kms did it have on it?

[slender rock]

rough

[tulip ravine]

I can’t even remember Tbf

It was a shit box anyway

[vestal forum]

what do you drive now?

[slender rock]

Hydro where are you again?

[tulip ravine]

2015 ford focus

[tulip ravine]

England mate

[vestal forum]

i fucking knew you were british

the way you told that cunt off

[slender rock]

ah okay then yeah

[tulip ravine]

It’s obvious

[slender rock]

bingo halls open that late

😮

[tulip ravine]

Bingos open till 12

[slender rock]

oh god

[tulip ravine]

So I can get a 1 am finish if I’m closing, which isn’t bad I’ll just grab Uber

[slender rock]

she was on a bender

going for the prize... apparently

[tulip ravine]

We have a problem with homeless people coming onto the car park though

[spiral raven]

[tulip ravine]

Keep bothering people for money

Had a few cases where people got jumped

[slender rock]

probably about the same as it is here in the states then

for the amount of fuckery with the housing rent shit

[tulip ravine]

Thing is

Where we are we have issues with fake homeless

[vestal forum]

the fuck is a bingos anyway

[slender rock]

hmm

[upper axle]

i hate how the human brain is wired in such a way that i look at this lava and my instinctual thought is "delicious food gummy" but my reasoning brain goes "dont do that you'll die" https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Uf5324yMLh4

[tulip ravine]

They can actually make more money begging then on benifits

[slender rock]

and addiction related homeless stuff?

I should look at the rates and shit

[tulip ravine]

Call out number, if number in on your card you stamp it

[slender rock]

hmm

[tulip ravine]

If you get a full column, you win, then it’s a row etc eventually you get to full house which is a full ticket

Then you yell out bingo

We check the tickets and if it’s alright we direct to cash desk to pay out

[slender rock]

here's a bingo sheet that would be related to here

[tulip ravine]

My first day there was like 70 year old women who didn’t stop screaming for 15 mins coz she won 10 pound

[mint mist]

wtf is non neurotypical

wtf is free space

[vestal forum]

its you

[tulip ravine]

[slender rock]

ya'll are uncultured as fuck

[slender rock]

autism, mental illnesses, OCD, ADHD. Brain broken, You and Meow are examples of Non-Neurotypical

[tulip ravine]

For psychical affection does shagging every weekend count

[mint mist]

nothjing diagnosed so probably not

[vestal forum]

and free space is like free space on your harddrive

[mint mist]

i dont have that then

[slender rock]

https://www.wikihow.com/Play-Bingo

[vestal forum]

never seen that in bingo

[tulip ravine]

X is 100 yes - is kind of

Simps - girl at my uni follows me around everywhere
Popular - I’m the popular unpopular guy, people know me

[tulip ravine]

Bro how late are you

[vestal forum]

mr hands

[tulip ravine]

Yes

[slender rock]

yep

[tulip ravine]

My favourite job in bingo is prob bingo tech

The literelly just walk around with a iPad and log reports about machines or equipment

(we have fruity machines too)

[inland jackal]

Someone call?

[lyric horizon]

@solar obsidian

[inland jackal]

I heard fruity.

[tulip ravine]

Not that kind mate

But speaking of the topic

[inland jackal]

Ah. My bad

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/foxmel-cursed-cat-i-like-men-gif-24296643

[solar obsidian]

@quartz saffron

[tulip ravine]

My fellow mentally handicapped individual

This is truly a w moment

[lyric horizon]

who dis

[mint mist]

wow, disgusting

[slender rock]

no one has won yet

[vestal forum]

hey this can be czech as well

[tulip ravine]

New phone who dis

[solar obsidian]

he wanted the meme

[tulip ravine]

The ultimate brainfarter

[lyric horizon]

Or slovak.

[quartz saffron]

Ty Ty

[mint mist]

i can win if i lie that i have a feminine body, or if somebody thinks i do

[ruby minnow]

i just saw a mod for ets 2 that was for version 1.49 the games latest version is 1.48?

[vestal forum]

yessir

[ruby minnow]

mf made a mod for the future

[slender rock]

it's like matter of fact for an answer, it's either yes or no

if you a fem features then it would count...

[vestal forum]

my man

[tulip ravine]

How’s Prague?

[mint mist]

ur talking about ,, tis either yes or no '' but ur theo ne using -

[tulip ravine]

I might be going in a few months

[quartz saffron]

Same

[mint mist]

idk if i do, falco says i looked close to a female

[quartz saffron]

But uh not in a few months

[vestal forum]

honestly, never been there, i live on the really north side in the sudetes

[slender rock]

if you choose that spot and it's matter of fact then it's the only winning card

[tulip ravine]

My man if you see a raging alcoholic Brit you’ve found me

[quartz saffron]

But apparently traveling to euroland is way cheaper than traveling in the US

Wtf I’m like… these prices yo

[slender rock]

[tulip ravine]

Euro land is much better for travel anyway

[vestal forum]

prague is just so fucking sassy, country side is so much better

[quartz saffron]

Hostels in euroland is like 20 usd to dorm

[undone tree]

Euro land is much better anyway

[vestal forum]

and everyone will try to sell you coke

[tulip ravine]

If you’ve never been to Europe you will see why we take the loss out of America

[quartz saffron]

What about

[tulip ravine]

I have a mate meeting me from Amsterdam who just sells pure ghb, bro is built like a unit

[inland jackal]

No bingo :(

[runic kernel]

Hi cleantrashcan 🇦🇺 Hi Rav ラブレス 🇺🇸
What car do you drive

[tulip ravine]

When you go to Europe you will say fucking hell I wish I lived here

[quartz saffron]

Lol seems random

[odd sail]

Do new England people also have AC

[inland jackal]

Hi catboy! I take busses and trains

[tulip ravine]

Also why do yanks like never go to Europe

[mint mist]

i drive on my will to live

or something, idk just quoting somebody something said here

[tulip ravine]

I’ve never understood it

[vestal forum]

this is so sad

[runic kernel]

[tulip ravine]

Greece is a absolutely amazing place

[slender rock]

rip

[mint mist]

omggg hiiiii i lvoe u hi i love u hi @cernobyl

[tulip ravine]

I’m going to Corfu next year

[mint mist]

catoby

[vestal forum]

[quartz saffron]

Only like the normie areas like looking at the effle tower and Big Ben

[runic kernel]

Answer me pls Rav

[inland jackal]

Me when I have AC but we can't afford to actually use it

[quartz saffron]

They don’t go to these fictional countries like Poland

[tulip ravine]

Go to Cyprus

[quartz saffron]

Not exactly tourist hotspots

[tulip ravine]

The cyprian side not the Turkish side

[undone tree]

plenty of drunkard brits in poland in vacation season

[quartz saffron]

So that’s probably why you don’t notice more Amerifats

But if I’m gonna visit euroland, ima just stay for a month then go by train to all the countries I can

[tulip ravine]

Brits are unironicslly the worst tourists known to man

[runic kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1150134105061736572/IMG_0539.webp

Hi maja

[quartz saffron]

Couple of days per country since small

[upper axle]

oh yea did you guys know you can trace the lineage of notable media character Scooby Doo back to the ancient age of myth?

a notable ancestor of his is Enki Doo.

[oblique spire]

Brainfart

[tulip ravine]

If you want natural views go to Scotland / Lake District in UK

[oblique spire]

I cannot sleep

do i bomb crimea

[inland jackal]

Americans are obvious but Brits are obnoxious

[solar obsidian]

yes

[tulip ravine]

Aussies are basically southern Brits so you can’t even talk

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/903471268655939614/1136276785219248228/15stalkerplacek.gif

[quartz saffron]

How so?

[oblique spire]

[inland jackal]

Yeah but at least we tend to say home

[tulip ravine]

Brit lads on holiday are funny as fuck but a menance

[quartz saffron]

Oh right, I heard about these “stag parties”

[mint mist]

what

[tulip ravine]

Tenerife a group of 7 lads kicked a football to me, passed it back to them then they booted it at a car

[mint mist]

what did i do

[inland jackal]

Tourism

[quartz saffron]

Cause havoc upon the locals

[tulip ravine]

Stag dos are mint

[mint mist]

hii :c i missed u

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929032494320320636/1115690720448225331/image0-22.gif

[mint mist]

❤️

[mint mist]

why kill urself, what did i do

[quartz saffron]

I don’t drink, how fucked am I going to UK?

[tulip ravine]

Stag party crashing a just stop oil protest

[runic kernel]

Rav, Yakub's
What car do you dive

[empty pulsar]

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/dQw5Sl0iOOA?si=IoKyCzJQ7JsHB8Yf

[quartz saffron]

Why you wanna know

[oblique spire]

You heard me

[empty pulsar]

[quartz saffron]

You a Gypsy? I heard about you people.

[oblique spire]

[runic kernel]

if i tell you
You might lie about it

[tulip ravine]

You’ll be fine? Just expect casual racist remarks depending on where you go if you aren’t like pasty white

[quartz saffron]

I’m not pasty white

🤝

[empty pulsar]

[quartz saffron]

👍🏾

[runic kernel]

lets call it research

[tulip ravine]

One sec then I’ll show you where not to go

[quartz saffron]

Then I will not answer lol

[empty pulsar]

just avoid sussex you should be fine

[quartz saffron]

What’s in Sussex

[empty pulsar]

bunch of racist retirees

[quartz saffron]

Oh so like Huntington Beach

Gotcha, nooo problem

[slender rock]

[empty pulsar]

at least was the case for me when i lived there like 10 years ago

[empty pulsar]

californian detected

[oblique spire]

[tulip ravine]

Circled cities are your safe bets

south isn’t so bad to venture from

[stone shoal]

What is this for

[tulip ravine]

I’d just stay away from northern towns / more local areas

[tulip ravine]

Least racist places

[slender rock]

wow

[stone shoal]

Send him to the most racist places

[tulip ravine]

That’s everywhere but the tourist spots

[slender rock]

Succ said that with some vitrolic tone.

[empty pulsar]

east coast beast coast babyyyyyyyy

[stone shoal]

What's wrong with Cardiff?

[tulip ravine]

A lot of Brits aren’t like obviously racist but esp the older generation they are

[empty pulsar]

i have a pair of headphones that i got from a poundland in cardiff like a decade ago and they still work

[slender rock]

yeah, but we had gold rush and last of the cowboy shit so.

[tulip ravine]

Oh your a Brit?

[stone blade]

Hi

[empty pulsar]

nah i lived in engerland for a year

[mint mist]

hiiiiiiii

[stone blade]

hi maja

[stone shoal]

What was it like living in the most boring capital?

[ruby minnow]

1 year wasted

[mint mist]

eeeeeee

[tulip ravine]

Fair, Poundland was a vibe

[stone shoal]

On the face of the planet?

[quartz saffron]

Yes sirrr

Born and raised

[slender rock]

he's a east coast american going back to king and country

[tulip ravine]

Cardiff people when they see a sheep

[quartz saffron]

Avoid LA at all cost

[slender rock]

fucking red coat traitor

[quartz saffron]

Also some parts of Long bitch

[stone shoal]

That's all there is to do around here tbh

[quartz saffron]

Too many homeless nowadays in those areas

[stone shoal]

Everyone I know fucks off to other parts of the country

[empty pulsar]

[tulip ravine]

Hey yanks question

[slender rock]

Stay away from east and south LA

[stone shoal]

My friends left 5 years ago 😔

[tulip ravine]

What do yanks actually think of Brits I’m debating on going

[slender rock]

stay in north and like pasadena then I guess?

[quartz saffron]

You also live in California?

[slender rock]

Sacramento bud

[quartz saffron]

We like you

[tulip ravine]

It comes to no surprise we are absolutely despised is some countries

[quartz saffron]

Because you willing to visit our country

[empty pulsar]

can't speak for all of us but we like ya we just also like memeing about yous

[tulip ravine]

Argentina

[tulip ravine]

To be fair we do the same

[quartz saffron]

What’s up north side

[tulip ravine]

So

[quartz saffron]

I’m from Orange County

[tulip ravine]

It’s swings and roundabouts really

[empty pulsar]

ISLAS MALVINA-

[stone shoal]

Americans are the melting pot of the world, you're just one of the first types of people to be melted into America

[slender rock]

Bay area is trying to move in and fuck our rental rates because its cheaper here

fucking aaaaaaaa

[quartz saffron]

Plus if you a guy, then females will flock to you because they love the accent. If you a female then guys will definitely flock to you

[empty pulsar]

hydro if you come to new england it'll pretty much just be like england with a lot more irishmen and right-side driving

[quartz saffron]

Shit, how bad is rent there?

[final cedar]

nismo 400R when?

[quartz saffron]

Anything “decent” is 2k

[empty pulsar]

everybody hates bay area residents it seems

[tulip ravine]

I got Irish heritage so I’m good

[quartz saffron]

LA downtown (hella avoid) is like 1.5k rent

[empty pulsar]

oh we'll love ya then

[quartz saffron]

And it’s getting worse every year

[slender rock]

when you see pretendious shit, it's mostly bay area

[tulip ravine]

I got a Mrs she just sounds posh tho icl

Imagine the queens accent but less full on

[quartz saffron]

If you plan to live somewhere in Irvine, the Irvine company (very original name) owns a monopoly and jacks up rent to 2.7k

[tulip ravine]

Imagine coming to uk and the first person you speak to is a scouser

[quartz saffron]

What’s a scouser

[empty pulsar]

one of my best friends from my england days was from liverpool kek

[tulip ravine]

People from Liverpool

[tulip ravine]

My mate in Liverpool pulled up to mine with a stolen car and a ak47

[empty pulsar]

mf just sounded pissed all the time

[empty pulsar]

yea this checks out

[quartz saffron]

Is it like these people?

[empty pulsar]

norinco ak47?

[tulip ravine]

Liverpool is a good night out tho icl

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/0KWxTAhJ5X0?si=XvUtX1oU1QNhOw6k

[tulip ravine]

No

https://youtu.be/1rFi7IxvDUU?feature=shared

[odd sail]

@oblique spire found in raid

[quartz saffron]

I don’t even know if they speaking English

[slender rock]

holy fuck okay

[empty pulsar]

scouse accent ain't bad at all compared to fucking kiwis

[slender rock]

within the last 10+ hours this shit is 1k+ views

retention is fucked tho

[empty pulsar]

17 seconds

[slender rock]

it is just 60hz hum from an amp

[empty pulsar]

need a 10hr version of this

[oblique spire]

Holy shit

29k on the flea

[slender rock]

I mean

[odd sail]

Or you can eat it for free

[oblique spire]

Also god damn in squad i swear me in an MBT is more of an SPAA then the actul fucking SPAA

Give me some APFSDS or some HESH and boy

[slender rock]

r e a l

which server btw

[oblique spire]

I'll take down the entire airforce of whoever the fuck im fighting

[oblique spire]

what

[slender rock]

Sqaud

[odd sail]

Aussie battler

[oblique spire]

Oh no im eepy rn

No squad

[slender rock]

stay away from BaD, they're banning people for stupid shit

[oblique spire]

And besides

[slender rock]

no I am saying in general

ya goof

[oblique spire]

I only need me, myself and i

[slender rock]

mofo

[oblique spire]

And Dr oppenheimer

[slender rock]

wat?

[odd sail]

I am Einstein

[slender rock]

go to slepp then

[oblique spire]

No he does not have any nukes but he is a good driver

[odd sail]

[slender rock]

sleepy as bish

[oblique spire]

No

[slender rock]

😠

[oblique spire]

This is my problem

have headache

[slender rock]

then have sleep deprivation

😠

[oblique spire]

cant sleep

So i need to play squad with oppenheimer

only issue

Oppenheimer schnoozin

[spiral raven]

fuck you.

check the comments on the vid

[slender rock]

take some Ibuprofen and drink water. Change your socks

[odd sail]

I can play

[slender rock]

😠 banned

[oblique spire]

Aussie battler AU 1 (Or AU 2) BigD, ZSU gaming

[devout hull]

God, I wish piss-powered vehicles existed.

[oblique spire]

Yeah but are you as capable as oppenheimer

[devout hull]

I want my piss to be combustible.

[odd sail]

What does Oppenheimer do

Drop nukes

[oblique spire]

No

he drives

and commands

[odd sail]

I can do normal grunt stuff since I don't have as many hours

[oblique spire]

While i shoot down MI-8s with a multi million dollar MBT loaded with

[slender rock]

what comments? druggo

[oblique spire]

BIG

FUCKING

[final cedar]

CUM

[oblique spire]

HESH

[spiral raven]

on ur vid

[slender rock]

ayo?

[slender rock]

brother I am looking there's nothing here

[oblique spire]

I tried to do it with the funny blue text but discord mobile is actusllh retarded

so

[spiral raven]

wdym

[spiral raven]

there should be the "fuck you."

[oblique spire]

BIG FUCKING HESH

[final cedar]

Welcome to the cum zone

[slender rock]

you got blocked you dip

[spiral raven]

now?

[oblique spire]

So

I will try to sleep 1 more time

Count em 1

Fuckin

[final cedar]

sleep tight

[oblique spire]

Eins if you're german

Eins is 1 right

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bOqzb.gif

[spiral raven]

yes ids me

[final cedar]

eins is goodest boy

[slender rock]

Eins is best char

[oblique spire]

Me in squad turning an MBT into a fucking anti air vehicle

[slender rock]

My sleep paralysis demon

[devout hull]

He gives his dick a nice little rub during combat.

[slender rock]

yeah it's creepy

just squeels and stares from the corner

such is life

[upper axle]

its really fucked up how Nissin makes fucking GAMER NOODLES and they're ramen with caffeine added to them, but they are only available in Japan. this is a real product, and i dont know if i think it's funny or if it's the most horrifying concept ever.

[final cedar]

mhmm bitter noodles

[green barn]

It’s got g-fuel in it

[slender rock]

[green barn]

And probably, like

Prime

[tulip ravine]

Ksi LETS GOOOO

[slender rock]

I hope it's just the caffeine itself

not fucking flavoured like those to prime or gfuel

[final cedar]

where my cocaine noodles at

[slender rock]

otherwise that's projectile vomiting at this stage

[tulip ravine]

Where’s my ket noodles at

[final cedar]

[green barn]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-noodle-slurp-nosey-houstonwehaveaproblem-gif-24450790

Why is this gif

So crusty

[stone blade]

Yes

[tulip ravine]

Where’s my femboy noodles at

[green barn]

Steroid noodles

[final cedar]

estrogen noodles

[tulip ravine]

Girl gruel noodles

[final cedar]

just twice the amount of soy sauce

[green barn]

Gamer girl bath water noodles

[final cedar]

what's gruel

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gruel

[stone blade]

HE DOESNT KNOW

[stone blade]

he doesnt

[final cedar]

why trialer red?

[stone blade]

Yeah why is the trailer red

hmmmm

[final cedar]

||why is it red||

[stone blade]

idk

[final cedar]

[slender rock]

https://youtu.be/ABVAwrk_XoM

[stone blade]

who doesnt like that

[slender rock]

brainfard doesn't

[stone blade]

well true everyone here is gay

[slender rock]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

I know someone will get a laugh out of this. This is the only appropriate outlet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmmxW7Ksc8

[green barn]

||It’s a giant hermit crab enemy with a trailer as its shell||

[stone blade]

you ruined it

https://tenor.com/view/spit-it-out-spit-disgusting-gif-16413711

[green barn]

No

Go touch the trailer

Also I didn’t say anything

[stone blade]

it probably wants a hug

[green barn]

It’s got some cool items

Friend shaped

[stone blade]

Yes

[slender rock]

there is a photo I wanna post of tront but it's probably too much

[stone shoal]

That looks half decent

[slender rock]

I don't wanna be falco'd

[stone shoal]

Like some kind of rice pudding

[slender rock]

cough

[stone blade]

ask him

[slender rock]

he's busy or sleeping

lets not disturb the grumpy mods

[green barn]

I’d go hug it, how many game crashes do you think it’d take to get there

[stone shoal]

The italian slumbers

[stone blade]

Idk fallout 4 rarely crashed for me

id say 0

[stone shoal]

2/3 my dood

For me at least

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1150460652641587371/memmme_1.gif

https://open.spotify.com/track/4kmE0SD4Mj1GBg9FSEux6z?si=ce25969738aa453b

I'm busy doing this, what's up

[stone shoal]

😱 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[green barn]

Falco we were just talking about you

[grizzled meadow]

I know

[stone blade]

🎿

Wtf

[grizzled meadow]

Who are you

[stone blade]

[green barn]

A fren

[slender rock]

nothing I was gonna post a trent meme it might be too much these gaes tho

[grizzled meadow]

A what

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133938014146543718/1150458450229346435/roblox.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/742246839427792969/1150271088476033147/OSHA_ritual.MOV

[slender rock]

One of the images of trent reznor, that he wanted gone from the net

but the NiN fanbase are mental

ya know

[grizzled meadow]

@heavy peak

[slender rock]

normal shit

[tame halo]

"Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger. I have to drive out this demon inside me - build a better future. That's what I - what we - will leave as our legacy." - Punished "Venom" Snake

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know what you're talking about, send in DMs

[urban ocean]

https://vxtwitter.com/citizenorbital/status/1700670637058965914?s=46&t=yA4tbVb7SgdWty1gHowUlA

[tame halo]

[slender rock]

sent

[slender rock]

no, you just eat the nuggies cold

[slender rock]

neither

[green barn]

:(

[edgy abyss]

I'm angry that you didn't call yourself M'Falco, @grizzled meadow

[slender rock]

lol

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1150310223081381898/yt5s.com-Man_killed_by_a_log_meme.mp4

[upper axle]

https://youtu.be/2IXTNfxgxEI

[slender rock]

[upper axle]

god, big boss' final moments in MGS4 are some of the most fucking heart destroying moments in a video game i can think of.

"This is good....isnt it?"

[spiral raven]

its 136 days until new year

[edgy abyss]

@grizzled meadow

[spiral raven]

where are all christmas memes

136 days

[tame halo]

MGS4 was a mistake, but holy crap, does it make me cry everytime

[spiral raven]

until

[slender rock]

have some patience

[spiral raven]

fine ill wait to tomorrow

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-drinking-white-mug-drink-thirsty-gif-16720454

whats going on

[slender rock]

we haven't gotten to spooky season fake goths, then pumpkinspice white basic bitch love laugh and live bitches

[uncut obsidian]

@dusty glen jesus christ the 4th season had just begun and i already hate it (not in a "hate the season" but in a "hate because of how nervous it made me" way)

[slender rock]

then xmas shit

[spiral raven]

helm yeh

[slender rock]

just wait

[spiral raven]

bruh its like exosuit or seva suit

[pastel quartz]

thats master chief helmet from halo

[spiral raven]

no i mean drinking

[upper axle]

MGS4 is by no means a perfect game, especially regarding the fact i barely remember the actual gameplay, but in my opinion it's truly as close to perfect as it could be as a final chronological entry in the main MGS series. rising is a (canon) spinoff, it doesnt count, dont come at me.

[uncut obsidian]

@dusty glen here's the rest

[green barn]

MGS4 was one of my first video games <_>

I must’ve enjoyed it cause i played through 7 times

[edgy abyss]

Mine was DOOM 2, GTA and Alone in the Dark... When I was 6 or 5.
Yes I'm mentaly sane, why do you ask?

[tame halo]

It's gotta be MGS3 for me, it was just more consistent with the story and gameplay, but even though MGS4 (and even 3) was technically a mistake, it's still a masterpiece that should be remembered.

Rising did kind of salvage Raiden, so there's that

[spiral raven]

game?

more like movie

[upper axle]

nah so im saying it's perfect for what it is, a finale.

it's not the best MGS narrative, but it's perfect as a capstone

[tame halo]

Except for the Patriots thing, that was so bad

[green barn]

MGS2 remaster when

[spiral raven]

after mgs3

[green barn]

Colonel, we managed to avoid drowning

[tame halo]

I am NOT listening to that annoying bitch about April 30th again

[green barn]

I want to see the president grab Raiden’s hog in HD 4K

[spiral raven]

evan

@green barn

EVAN GOD DAMN YOU

[upper axle]

i mean, lets be honest here, metal gear solid's entire story is goofy as fuck and it's entirely personal taste if you can stomach it. personally i think the story of metal gear is a great example of making a very profound and thought provoking commentary on really hard to talk about subjects more easily consumed and stomached by thinly masking it with an absurd as fuck story

[green barn]

WHAT

[spiral raven]

when new gmod video

[green barn]

Next month

[spiral raven]

ok

[green barn]

Yeesh

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814962822286802955/1150435057757061140/faith-john.gif

[haughty shore]

can i get incel memes

[spiral raven]

btw MAGAZINE PRON

[upper axle]

OMG i just realized that the MGS3 remake is happening, and that means we get to see the Volgin crotch grab scene in 4k ray traced bullshittery

fucking amazing

[spiral raven]

warning nsfw content

[tame halo]

I'm cooming already tbh

https://tenor.com/view/cum-penis-cum-i-creamed-cumming-xd-gif-20404521

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-metal-gear-gif-18665458

[green barn]

At least we get to see Raikov

That’s practically raiden

[spiral raven]

did someone saw it

[green barn]

LOL I FORGOT HE DOES IT TWICE

[haughty shore]

Got any incel memes ?

[sage otter]

Hi chat !

https://tenor.com/view/hellochad-cat-gif-23901849

[spiral raven]

you dont have roles?

hw

hwo

woh

bur

[upper axle]

https://youtu.be/SUGUPlKxlGM

[spiral raven]

h

FUCK

[green barn]

Why his nips melting off

[spiral raven]

How he has no roles? 🤔

[solar obsidian]

yo

[haughty shore]

i was looking for memes like this

[undone tree]

how is that even a meme

[stone blade]

I chose.....your mother

[spiral raven]

FUCKING HELL KILL YOURSELF

[green barn]

Dont say that

[stone blade]

unalive yourself in game

[green barn]

Eat the anomalous bread irl

[stone blade]

who is this evan guy

havent seen this mf

[solar obsidian]

wdym? its a wojak

[solar obsidian]

new

[slender rock]

rude

[mint mist]

god fucking ruined song

[final cedar]

don't care

[river zealot]

i hate this stupid dog

[plucky void]

missing "Discipline", "Only" and "Haunted"

[devout hull]

Get hard.

Do crime.

[slender rock]

yes

[stone blade]

uhhhh

[stone blade]

is this allowed?

ay is that allowed

[river zealot]

fuhrar

[final cedar]

no sanzibar is alright

[stone blade]

hmmm

so my meme wasnt okay

but fucking HITLER
is

I see

[river zealot]

mgs reference????

outer heaven???

[upper axle]

its entirely dependent on the context and intended joke of the meme, as with everything.

EZ.

[stone blade]

hmm

aight

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-admin-discord-mod-gif-23706445

[slender rock]

hate that the fact that wasn't too bad

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012510897136222293/1129625950175367238/Glory_to_Discord_Moderators_DOR_ver.mp4

[stone blade]

[tame halo]

certified Swiftie

[stone blade]

[sage otter]

Swiftkrieg

[tame halo]

[upper axle]

like, if the meme's express intent seems to be abrasive and shitty, and it involves nazi shit, then yea that probably wont fly, but if it's a meme that involves hitler and is obviously of a genuinely humorous intent then nobody who matters cares, yknow?

[slender rock]

[stone blade]

Yes mf I know

[haughty shore]

I found a really good incel meme

[upper axle]

didnt seem like you did, scuse me, mister bitch.

[tame halo]

what meme?

[placid sail]

nah Vano they're bullshitting you, it's purely dependant on the mood of a mod at any given time

[sage otter]

Not totally true, there's been mutes and bans because of a flag in the background even tho the meme was unrelated

[stone blade]

it dont matter

[tame halo]

I swear, if this is real

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/395777802668081154/1150469741484445798/d4d7096cb67ebed881dbb64dca01d120.png

[upper axle]

yea but like, it's a good rule of thumb anyway even if it doesnt ALWAYS apply

[slender rock]

tonight on COPS

[sage otter]

He has a GF, prob fiction

[upper axle]

i truly am not immune to propaganda

[upper axle]

i dont get the joke, looks like a normal Fed Agent to me.

[tame halo]

[stone shoal]

This Fed enjoys promoting cleaning products.

[tame halo]

[stone shoal]

[upper axle]

they all do, your point?

[spiral raven]

ya v parizhe

[stone shoal]

He's what you might call, a specialist in, pest, extermination.

[stone shoal]

Alcohol man

[stone shoal]

[tame halo]

The last open minded president

[upper axle]

in both senses, honestly.

JFK was gonna defund the intelligence agencies, he was based.

[stone blade]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_-1KoQsO05M&si=WgEfYgK7cgyAByI7

[stone shoal]

Politics but it saddens me that Greta will never have her childhood back.

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-salute-metalgearsolid-bigboss-gif-11054098

[stone shoal]

Forced to be a political puppet for her parents

I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone

She's gonna suffer from some kinda form of Michael Jackson syndrome when this eco shit burns out

if these people don't form suicide cults first

[upper axle]

politicians and the elites who back them have made an entire industry out of ruining lives and childhoods, and turning those people into flesh puppets for a cause.

[ruby minnow]

check meme channel for memes

politics

[upper axle]

they said we'd live to see manmade horrors beyond comprehension, i think i'm comprehending them too well.

[spiral raven]

i made tasteh olivye

[stone shoal]

:DDDD

[spiral raven]

i googled it

it says its olivier in enlgish

[stone shoal]

I love Spurdo

[upper axle]

finland truly is GondolaLand. Benis :DDDDD

[tame halo]

History channel at 2 AM

[spiral raven]

no way

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-there-demons-its-me-ya-boi-gif-9702241

[stone shoal]

So that's where Nikocado avocado came from

The Aztec's summoned a demon into this world, it wasn't disease that wiped out the Aztecs, it was this fat fuck and his asshole cavern that consumed the great empires...

[toxic sundial]

Good news brainfart

I woke up today

[stone shoal]

It's Terminal?

[devout hull]

Do you have sheep?

[toxic sundial]

Yes

[devout hull]

why

[toxic sundial]

Because

Land

[stone blade]

Me

this is me

in one picture

[stone shoal]

Lucozade

Shoots you the fuck up with sugar

Great for diabetics

[little cargo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/P95dp9HyZL0?si=sguTKaTuim76W82G

[tame halo]

White, always the white one, it's the only objectively correct option.

[velvet ruin]

I'm so fucking hungober.

What the fuck.

[devout hull]

lookin real edible, those kids

[toxic sundial]

Ya

[tame halo]

[stone shoal]

Me on my way to make the most conspicuous and suspicious flower holder on the face of this earth

[stone shoal]

This reminds me of these fucking ads for a weed roller that they keep using other shit in like broccoli and shit

They stick paper in it, roll up the broccoli with the thing and go "Now your brocolli rolls are ready for baking" and subtle shit like taht

[stone blade]

being gay or this entire channel

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824629256181121059/1150377329382662236/bedc58f6338989c4a7a8580f2665645f.jpg

[stone shoal]

I hate "this thing cannot be" Lovecraft memes

[spiral raven]

↙️ you like men, you like kissing, you like men kissing

[stone shoal]

Like it's right there of course it can fucking be you idiot god

[spiral raven]

tf

[green barn]

This isn’t a meme, this is just cropped porn

[stone shoal]

I'll allow it if only because it makes you're mom look gay

[devout hull]

nuh uh

[spiral raven]

how tf u know this lmfao

[stone blade]

ayooo

[devout hull]

He doesn't, it's not actually porn.

[river zealot]

half this channel is more gay than the entire homo community

[stone blade]

show the entire picture then

[stone shoal]

(doesn't deny it)

kek

[stone blade]

SHOW IT

if it snt

[spiral raven]

how do YOU know it????

[devout hull]

Kiss me first.

On the mouth.

[stone blade]

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/forget-everything-you-know-forgot-forgor-gif-25501304

[spiral raven]

don

t

[stone blade]

y'all

[stone shoal]

y'all

[stone blade]

idk anymore

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/jschlatt-schlatt-big-guy-stare-gif-20074043

[stone shoal]

yall yall yall yall yall yall yall yall

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-fart-zendaya-gif-25198949

[devout hull]

bet you look sexy from behind

with your long colored hair

[plucky void]

uh oh cropped porn. OH MODERATORS

[uncut obsidian]

Sodomy??

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711808075643748393/1050009167311675392/caption-43.gif

[devout hull]

You stay out of this small child.

[stone shoal]

he did not have sexual relations with that woman?

Why is he backing that ass up

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/842023383785013318/1019597624933879828/297FE1E5-95BE-467E-8FE7-879F5A8766C1.gif

[stone shoal]

is he not confirming or denying that he had sexual relations with that man?

[uncut obsidian]

certified nuh uh moment

[lunar brook]

the good ending

[stone shoal]

🙄

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1073664003160670318/1128034965066625044/AutoMemes.gif

[lunar brook]

can’t wait to see the bad ending

[plucky void]

even worse

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1080234645683195995/F418781B-5881-4CDD-837F-92ED20A647E4.gif

[plucky void]

OH MOOOOOOOOOODERAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-rider-coc-clash-of-clans-gif-24053135

[stone shoal]

hog

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[river robin]

“This thing that isn’t actually cropped porn but was cropped for no reason to make it look like cropped porn isn’t porn so it’s okay to post it and act like a degenerate!”

[stone shoal]

Mad cuz skill issue

[atomic crane]

It's not that deep

[uncut obsidian]

???

[spiral raven]

bruh i need a new desk or table shit bruh

its bent

asf

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/44magnum-in-my-pocket-gif-26001114

[river robin]

Why was it cropped riddle me that

[spiral raven]

can i save it

download

copy

buy

[uncut obsidian]

how would i know? that wasn't my message

[spiral raven]

10$

[stone shoal]

Why are you this tweaked up about it

[spiral raven]

100$

1000$

[gusty willow]

If you want

[river robin]

I can’t shitpost about it?

[uncut obsidian]

💊

[spiral raven]

ok so 1000$

[atomic crane]

He's crying about it

[river robin]

No fun allowed I guess

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-cries-about-it-gif-21783279

[gusty willow]

Fun? In 1984?

[uncut obsidian]

Srgt? In brainfart?

[spiral raven]

where should i send the money

[gusty willow]

Mawdi online?

[uncut obsidian]

Who's Mawdi

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/banners/229439670985949184/a_af79581ed13eb2caf58d4427af709fd0.gif?size=512

[gusty willow]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/927384211848036423

[spiral raven]

ok

[river robin]

Mawdick in your mouth

[uncut obsidian]

Ok wtf i died from that one

[gusty willow]

He stole my joke

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926581383680385084/1150482943186321488/image0-1.png

[zealous elm]

bro got executed

publicly

[spiral raven]

what game should i play

[devout hull]

Pathologic, HD remaster.

[uncut obsidian]

Please don't leak me

[spiral raven]

sounds boring

[devout hull]

You get the shit stabbed out of you within the first few minutes.

[spiral raven]

yeah it looks boring

[zealous elm]

war selection

[spiral raven]

other games?

[zealous elm]

best game

free

[spiral raven]

dontl ike games like this

[uncut obsidian]

the walking dead

[spiral raven]

fuck rpgs, mmo's, strategitises

[gusty willow]

Sounds like a personal problem

[spiral raven]

the only good movie game is mgs 4((((

[uncut obsidian]

have you played twd

[atomic crane]

mgs5 the pp was a good movie

[spiral raven]

no its a movie or something

[uncut obsidian]

the walking dead

[spiral raven]

penis pain or phantom penis

[uncut obsidian]

the game

[spiral raven]

HOW THE GAME WALKS

[river robin]

Telltale games fucking SUCKS DICK

[heavy peak]

Death stranding

[spiral raven]

its like

[spiral raven]

played it great game

[uncut obsidian]

joke thief

[heavy peak]

[atomic crane]

Telltale games were good when I was a younger lad

[spiral raven]

yandex еда simulator

[uncut obsidian]

who asked though

[devout hull]

sounds boring

[river robin]

Didn’t ask if you asked

[spiral raven]

wait no its яндекс маркет simulator

[spiral raven]

who asked though

[river robin]

Didn’t ask if anyone asked

[heavy peak]

Can you imagine
Telltale games foreshadowed their own downfall in Sam & Max season 2

[devout hull]

You did.

[uncut obsidian]

but i asked if you asked about who asked

[placid sail]

at least you're not from ASStrachan

[river robin]

I don’t care if anyone asked though

[spiral raven]

i didnt asked if its sounds boridng

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/selinawnt-football-are-you-ready-gif-12591900

[spiral raven]

stinky

[spiral raven]

why she dropped it wtf

[river robin]

What the fuck is this shit

[heavy peak]

Ayo
Incest thoughts

[spiral raven]

GOD DAMNIT STOP POSTING SHIT LIKE TSIIHIS

BRUUHII

[heavy peak]

[atomic crane]

Fumbled 😔

[spiral raven]

🚓 are 🥛 to yo

[atomic crane]

Cops are milk to you

[devout hull]

ayo we postin incest

[atomic crane]

Go ahead call the cops I'll have sex with them

[devout hull]

lemme get the folder

[spiral raven]

cops are CUMMING to you

dumbas

[uncut obsidian]

one more hornypost and y'all getting sent to the corner

[spiral raven]

wait

norman reedus likes long shit