🎪bruh-fart

[heavy halo]

nu

[oblique spire]

then again, he is falcos nitro kitten

[heavy halo]

seepy

[gilded blade]

Oh sorry, go back to bed

[oblique spire]

@heavy halo Say racial slurs it'll be funny'

you wont get muted

or

banned

[heavy halo]

ish oki

[tulip ravine]

Seepy

[odd sail]

discord server try not to have a groomer-kitten relationship sim challenge (failed)

[heavy halo]

gn

[oblique spire]

just spam racial slurs

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuy-bunny-bnuuy-gif-26529152

[heavy halo]

mm hehe bnuuy

see u t,rw everubpdu

everyobyd

[runic kernel]

Hi meowmachine Hi Hydro
What cars do you drive

[heavy halo]

m

[oblique spire]

Meow

[odd sail]

$30 bus ticket

[oblique spire]

spam racial slurs

rn

[tulip ravine]

Right now I’ve got a 2014 ford focus

[oblique spire]

Hydro

tell meow to spam racial slurs

itll be funny

wont get banned fr fr

[tulip ravine]

Mother gave it to me a week or so ago since she got a new one

[runic kernel]

Hydro can u drive a manual

[tulip ravine]

well yes

I can fucking drive

[odd sail]

i hate ford but i fw the focus

[tulip ravine]

If you drive auto your just a coward

[runic kernel]

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

[odd sail]

auto only licence 🤡 🤡

[tulip ravine]

But but I need to press a clutch and change gears waaaa I shit myself when I have to stop incase install 🥺

I stall*

[odd sail]

the key is to press the accelerator when you change gear

[tulip ravine]

Rev matching

[odd sail]

yes

toe heel

[tulip ravine]

To be fair

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/initiald-car-gif-5414479

[tulip ravine]

Engine braking can be useful

[runic kernel]

Just send it

Dump the cluch

[odd sail]

launching at the traffic light

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-chattering-teeth-scared-spooky-gif-22755553

Automatic drivers after sitting in a manual car

[toxic sundial]

You don't need the clutch just fight through the transmission

[sullen osprey]

Late to the party but trucks are 100% better than any other car out there if your expecting to do any work of any kind

[tulip ravine]

Do you know what a clutch even does

[runic kernel]

Put it in reverse while going forward

[toxic sundial]

*racing mode

[tulip ravine]

For all your auto drivers r is race mode

[odd sail]

the R stands for rocket

[tulip ravine]

In America isn’t the pedals swapped round?

[runic kernel]

What

[toxic sundial]

What

[tulip ravine]

So it’s G/B/C with gear stick next to gas

[gilded blade]

What

[toxic sundial]

Yes

[tulip ravine]

Bro what

[runic kernel]

No

[tulip ravine]

Why wouldn’t you have the gear stick next to the clutch pedal

[toxic sundial]

Our engines are backwards so we can drive on the right side of the road

[odd sail]

it's still C/b/A but the gear stick is next to accelerator

[tulip ravine]

Yeah that’s what I meant

[runic kernel]

WHAT

[tulip ravine]

Here gear stick is next to clutch

[odd sail]

yeah

[gilded blade]

Our traffic circles go in the opposite direction too

[odd sail]

easier to shift continuously

[tulip ravine]

Right hand drive on top

[toxic sundial]

Right foot gas/brake left foot clutch

[tulip ravine]

Roundabouts

[toxic sundial]

Roundabouts go hard

[tulip ravine]

Fr

We’re full of them

[toxic sundial]

My city just got a bunch put in

[runic kernel]

They confusing i just drive through them

[odd sail]

UK has like a roundabout with five smaller roundabouts

[tulip ravine]

I’ve heard america is just straight roads for the most part

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-car-crash-roundabout-funny-gif-17925885

[tulip ravine]

The magic roundabout

[toxic sundial]

Accelerate

[tulip ravine]

[odd sail]

six lane highways with w*men with SUVs on the leftmost

[toxic sundial]

[tulip ravine]

If it’s flipped wouldn’t the left lane be the fast lane

[odd sail]

can a GPS even guide that

swindon

[tulip ravine]

Surprisingly he’s

Yes

[toxic sundial]

Yeah left lane is passing lane

[gilded blade]

Yep

[tulip ravine]

That’s mad that

[toxic sundial]

Because we drive correctly

[tulip ravine]

In uk we have to stay in the left lane by law unless we are over taking

You can’t stay in middle of fast lane or you get fined for lane hogging

[odd sail]

it's illegal eveywhere but who cares

[toxic sundial]

Same here it's just flipped because we do it correctly

[runic kernel]

Not here

[tulip ravine]

I don’t think there’s actually any different to road sides

Apart from irrc most people are right eye dominant

[toxic sundial]

Well one is the correct way and the other is the British way

[tulip ravine]

And you lot have to drive auto cause most of you don’t have a clue what your doing

It’s swings and roundabouts really

[high pike]

Gets in the way

[gilded blade]

Right lane is 70mph, middle is 70mph and left is people speeding at 80 to 90mph

[tulip ravine]

All three here are 70

Unless your a truck in which case it’s 60

They tried making smart motorways tho it was a disaster

They got rid of the hard shoulder

[toxic sundial]

We were all talking about our cars earlier and for a second I forgot this was a multinational discord and I read kilometers per liter and almost got a blood clot in my brain

[tulip ravine]

Yknow the place where you go if you break down so your not stuck in the middle of 70 mile a hour traffic

[tulip ravine]

Do yous dynamic speed limits?

[zealous remnant]

auto transmissions user having a panic attack

[tulip ravine]

On ours we have like signs above mway so if something goes on they can change speed limit / close lanes etc

[gilded blade]

Yeah we do, but on the interstate it's mostly 70mph

[tulip ravine]

Ours is same it just seems a

Depends on conditions

[toxic sundial]

Our cities have this but only in really high pop roads

[runic kernel]

Ive got that for when im entering the city but anywhere else its just 100kpm

[tulip ravine]

Ours have them everywhere

It helps

Oh not you

[toxic sundial]

Chorizo chicken with queso goes hard now I'm hungry

[tulip ravine]

Wrong message reply

[gilded blade]

[tulip ravine]

But yeah they help, they give you tons of info

[toxic sundial]

Average Midwest meth town btw

[zealous remnant]

ohio

[tulip ravine]

Road closures what junctions are closed, diversions general road conditions ahead

How are your roads so wide

What the hell

[runic kernel]

Merica its just Flat

[toxic sundial]

We need wide roads to account for the 4 ton Ford death machines

[gilded blade]

Its for them wide assed pickup trucks

[tulip ravine]

Also I’m cringing at the road markings

There’s no incoming danger lane dividers

[runic kernel]

[odd sail]

it's for impromptu u-turning

[toxic sundial]

How much turn signal do I need to cross 8 lanes of traffic, none? Okay good luck everybody else

[gilded blade]

Like a divided highway ends?

[tulip ravine]

Like you know the markings that divide the lanes on your normal roads

[tulip ravine]

We have different ones so for when you come up to lights you it’s a incoming hazard

[slender rock]

shirt

[odd sail]

reflective?

[tulip ravine]

No just a different shape

[tulip ravine]

It’s shorter gap and shorter lines irrc

[runic kernel]

Uk roads wack

[runic kernel]

Ohio looking ass field

[zealous remnant]

not even close

[toxic sundial]

Uk doesn't have Eisenhower highways checkmark brit

[gilded blade]

In louisiana they have drive through liquor stores

[odd sail]

stop lines

[high pike]

Backwards ass state but it’s fun as hell

[toxic sundial]

Yeah ain't reading allat here we have white line and yellow line

[runic kernel]

Is that not standard ?

[tulip ravine]

I can tell they give more information here then they do there

But to be fair I heard driving in America is easy enough anyway

[high pike]

No

[odd sail]

when you be be stuck at the box junction

[toxic sundial]

Eh it's pretty simple, checked line means cross, solid line means don't. White means caution, yellow means more caution

Very simple

[runic kernel]

Every liquor store here is pre much drive through

[toxic sundial]

So long as the markings aren't outdated

[odd sail]

off loicence 🍺

[tulip ravine]

Grandma went to America and said “lanes are so wide it’s impossible to accidentally go into other lanes, and that people could not judge speed for the life of them”

[slender rock]

gonna try to geolocate

[runic kernel]

send it to that guy

[tulip ravine]

Apparently they was all driving at 40+ mph without leaving a 2 second gap

[toxic sundial]

Yeah especially on highways, but there are definitely back roads that are tiny, some gravel bridges are single lane and you just gotta figure it out

[zealous remnant]

how?

[oblique spire]

Good ol Thirsty camel

love that place

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/twentytoeight-getthatupya-vblongneck-selfie-gif-13269382

[tulip ravine]

Remember lads 2 second gap in dry, 4 in rain and 20 in snow

[tulip ravine]

Single lane roads are easy as fuck

[toxic sundial]

I tape a pillow to my front bumper and push people in front when they are too slow

[tulip ravine]

Usually we have passing places so depending on which side it is on defines who has right of way

[gilded blade]

One way roads though? Nah

[tulip ravine]

In uk you’d get done for that

[odd sail]

just have ABS

[zealous remnant]

I almost became a tractor trailer sandwich once

[tulip ravine]

One way roads are literally the easiest road just don’t drive the wrong way

[gilded blade]

But GPS said to go this way

[tulip ravine]

I suppose it depends on how retarded your lane maths are

[zealous remnant]

roads slick as shit and still have these fucks hauling ass in minimal vision

[slender rock]

old fashion way

looking at features

[tulip ravine]

Update your fuckin gps then

[slender rock]

hills are small.. sandy looking

[gilded blade]

Fucking Google maps trying to get me killed

[heavy halo]

Cant sleeo

[tulip ravine]

Bruh what

[heavy halo]

Meow snakc

[runic kernel]

[tulip ravine]

Here irrc they have to be updated within a certain time frame

[slender rock]

so, the biom would be similar to central, coastal valleys of cali from what I seen personally

[gilded blade]

Take a melatonin

[zealous remnant]

have you tried taking a hot shower?

[tulip ravine]

And before then clear signage

[heavy halo]

Cant, interferes with my meds

[tulip ravine]

Bnuy can’t sleep

[slender rock]

3, is stuff like this trucks and numbers can help sometimes with geolocations

phone number

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[gilded blade]

Oh yeah, I've been there

[slender rock]

also wtf

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-driving-toyota-drive-bunny-driving-gif-21922450

[tulip ravine]

@heavy halo is stolen

[slender rock]

wtf happened here

[tulip ravine]

[runic kernel]

even the bnuy can drive manuel

[heavy halo]

I made egg and Bolognese tCos

tacos

[odd sail]

whhat

what

[eager igloo]

The awakening

[gilded blade]

Make sure to wait atleast two hours before trying to sleep after eating, it might give you terrible indigestion

[tulip ravine]

Pepper said she will have one

[odd sail]

that's a lurker

[runic kernel]

Hi Menace
What car do you drive

[tulip ravine]

Imagine just not projectile shitting out your window

Cringe

[heavy halo]

Oki i will

Ty

[dreamy flax]

https://api.alexflipnote.dev/cats/2B5C04XeKX0_cats.jpg

[tulip ravine]

Meow

[eager igloo]

Hi cat

[tulip ravine]

Get to bed

[gilded blade]

Gerd and Gastritis is not fun

[tulip ravine]

[zealous remnant]

severe winterstorm, minimal vision, slick roads. I think it started when a semi nailed a work truck and vehicles started piling up. I managed to come to a safe stop behind a semi and something like 5 minutes later another semi came up behind and thankfully they took the ditch instead of rear ending me

[slender rock]

the truck that in front is Illinois

[eager igloo]

My moms toyota verso

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989306640819978240/1150284773202341909/Spitfire-2.mp4

[eager igloo]

Since they sold my beloved toyota corolla

[slender rock]

fucking hell

[tulip ravine]

The only true spitfire is the glorious one used by the RAF

[runic kernel]

[zealous remnant]

I think this was at the front

[final cedar]

perfect day to go 75

[zealous remnant]

when i started that trip, it was pretty clear and nowhere near as bad

and it got shittier the further i went

[final cedar]

perfect reason why high speed rail is a necessity

life could be dream

[oblique spire]

TWD dayl dixon premieres tmr

[runic kernel]

[gilded blade]

Meow, my engine is acting funny do you know what to do?

[odd sail]

stop

[pastel quartz]

[pale ingot]

oh hell naw what they done to the metal women from atomic heart

[runic kernel]

the haxor

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

@zealous remnant Montana?

[carmine crown]

Never wanted to fuck machinery until now

[zealous remnant]

nope

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300478639332524032/1150240241454686208/IMG_3855.png

[heavy halo]

oopsie

accidently left the stove on again

[slender rock]

it's either midwest or central california

[heavy halo]

i turned it off :3

[odd sail]

fake

[slender rock]

dumbass

[runic kernel]

Hi Kasunick
What car do you drive

[heavy halo]

:c

[carmine crown]

Crown vic

[gilded blade]

Causes a fire

[heavy halo]

i turned it off dw

:3

[odd sail]

[carmine crown]

Beautiful car

[gilded blade]

The way his cheeks get red cracks me up

[zealous remnant]

midwest

[gilded blade]

Things a woman will never say to you pov

[zealous remnant]

[tulip ravine]

Chat

I’m Ooga maxing

[uncut obsidian]

@dusty glen s3 ep3

[tulip ravine]

I’m gonna do it I’m gonna Ooga and unga

[tulip ravine]

Only you smelled

[solar obsidian]

@robust cove

[slender rock]

my OINST is kinda shit

OSINT*

[zealous remnant]

not IL

[slender rock]

👀

[final cedar]

you know he's talking about the animu girl

[slender rock]

damn

alright whats my total score

[runic kernel]

Hi Delight
What kind of car do you drive

[final cedar]

what osint mean

[gilded blade]

Of course, nobody would willing hurt pepe

[crimson flame]

open source intelligence tool

or instagram and twitter

[slender rock]

what Voltaire said

lol

[runic kernel]

Hi Voltaire
What car do you drive

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hey, Catboy. none now

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[gilded blade]

Splunk

[zealous remnant]

roughly 700 miles off

[dusty glen]

And so the trauma grows...

[crimson flame]

seriously tho with how much info people uploaded to social media we dont really need to use osint

[dusty glen]

Madi is gonna fucking cry in the last season

[zealous remnant]

idk, i don't really geolocate so i don't if thats a good score

[slender rock]

drinks vodka welp next time we'll get it lads

[gilded blade]

Are they still on the first game?

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

idk still kind fun

🙂

[dusty glen]

They're on S3 currently

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

connection is shitting itself at the same time

👍

[oblique spire]

[gilded blade]

There's like two where you play as clem, are they on those or?

[slender rock]

it might be more than 700 miles

[dusty glen]

https://tenor.com/view/deus-ex-deus-ex-jc-shame-gif-26245854

[slender rock]

circle probably 1.5k

[dusty glen]

Yes, and more than 2 of them you play as her

[slender rock]

three states within that range

[gilded blade]

Ohhh gotcha 👌

[slender rock]

Wy. Neb, and KansASS

[dusty glen]

You play as Clem at the end of S1, all of S2, some of S3, all of 4 I think, and all of 5

[dusty glen]

Steam has the collection of the games

[oblique spire]

FIVE?!

THERES A FIFTH SEASON?!

[slender rock]

yes

[dusty glen]

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FINAL SEASON YET?!

[uncut obsidian]

was just gonna ask that

[dusty glen]

Wait

[oblique spire]

IVE PLAYED THE FINAL

THERES ONLY 4

[dusty glen]

I'm probably retarded

Yeah I'm retarded

[runic kernel]

llama going crazy

[dusty glen]

There is no 5, schizo moment lmao

[gilded blade]

Is meow like our clementine?

[teal forge]

Why is the truck cemetery so depressing like the moment I enter, I do not even dare move from my spot.

[oblique spire]

yes you are

[oblique spire]

real

[runic kernel]

We can be crazy together

[slender rock]

oh wait, hold on

[slender rock]

@zealous remnant google earth app doesn't clear the fucking search

[uncut obsidian]

there is a 5th one that comes after "The Final Season (4)" but it looks like a dlc and not actual "5th season"

[oblique spire]

Yes

michonne is seperate from THE walking dead games

technically theres 6

400 days, michonne

s1

s2

s3

s4

Yet really theres 4 games

[uncut obsidian]

400 days isn't a season

[gilded blade]

Sheesh they milked those huh

[oblique spire]

Not saying it is

[slender rock]

@zealous remnant

lower left which the current view which is CO

not IL

[zealous remnant]

closer then

[runic kernel]

Hi Quinn
What car do you drive

[fallow trellis]

a second hand honda civic 2013

[gilded blade]

He drives a 2004 gmc Sierra

[fallow trellis]

its engine mounts are about to give up

and one of its tail lights are busted

[runic kernel]

I take it you dislike your car

[fallow trellis]

no

it takes me to work

also it looks like a wreck which intimidates other drivers

[runic kernel]

[fallow trellis]

i am a driver that has nothing to lose

[gilded blade]

A cop hasn't pulled you over for the broken taillight?

[runic kernel]

Based

[slender rock]

[runic kernel]

Respectable

[fallow trellis]

yes im surprised they havent already

[runic kernel]

Thank you for your input

[gilded blade]

Hmm, what job do you work?

[slender rock]

he's the mother fucker that goes 105MPH at 3am

[zealous remnant]

real
tailgaters fear the indentations

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676340

[zealous remnant]

are you an federal agent?

[odd sail]

tailgaters when i brap my particulate matter releasing car

[gilded blade]

He's conducting a survey on what vehicles brainfart users drive

[runic kernel]

Yes
I work for the CIA
Cock inspection agency

After i got fired from the FBI

[gilded blade]

Can you take a look at mine? It's got a wierd thing on it

[final cedar]

add saints and sinners

[zealous remnant]

do you have a warrant? i have nothing to say. i would like my lawyer

[final cedar]

eating ass masterclass

[oblique spire]

Not telltale

[final cedar]

oh

[oblique spire]

S&S goes so hard though

[gilded blade]

Just take a drink from this water bottle first please

[odd sail]

fart breathing institute?

[stone blade]

Gm

[runic kernel]

Sir we only inspect those that are threat to the state please go see your GP

[odd sail]

he doesn't know i'm going to singlehandedly make AIDS a waterborne disease

[runic kernel]

Hi Ivan
What car do you drive

[stone blade]

What's happenjng again man

[gilded blade]

It could be a threat to the state if I wanted it to

[stone blade]

I don't drive

[toxic sundial]

What's with you and cars today?

[runic kernel]

[gilded blade]

Not Ryan gosling

[zealous remnant]

literally not him...

[stone blade]

Alright

[toxic sundial]

How do you not drive

[runic kernel]

He walks

[toxic sundial]

Cringe

[stone blade]

exactly

or bus

[gilded blade]

Giving you a day call

[stone blade]

I don't need a car as for now

[toxic sundial]

Is your work like next door?

[stone blade]

University

[oblique spire]

alo ivan❤️

[gilded blade]

What's your major

[stone blade]

I take the bus brother it costs me 50 cents

[toxic sundial]

I'm in university too I still need a car to go home n shit

And work in the summer

[stone blade]

Good morning

[runic kernel]

Now ivan
This is an important question
If you were to get a licence
Would you get manual or auto

[stone blade]

Manual most likely

[runic kernel]

[stone blade]

why do you ask me these questions cat

[zealous remnant]

is this where i tag to1?

[stone blade]

is he making a potential dates list or what

[runic kernel]

Dont worry about

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1149746034709368852/RDT_20230626_212325-1.mp4

[stone blade]

I do worry

That's the problem

You never do shit like thay

[toxic sundial]

He's collecting information on whos care he can steal

[stone blade]

Didnt knkw he was romanian

[toxic sundial]

Car thiefs are allergic to manual transmission

[zealous remnant]

got that john deere 4020 transmission

[gilded blade]

Trans mission

[odd sail]

car thiefs are allergic to me detaching the stick and taking it with me

[toxic sundial]

I put landmines around my John Deere ain't no one stealing tens of thousands of dollars worth of farm equipment from me

[stone blade]

I just take the whole engine with me to be safe

[oblique spire]

Take the wheels off

they can push it

[gilded blade]

car thiefs are allergic to my cabin air filter that's never been changed

[stone blade]

@oblique spire

[toxic sundial]

We went over this earlier but I put a claymore in the seat of my car and if someone sits in it who doesn't weigh the same as me (538lbs) they get vaporized

[oblique spire]

yes

[gilded blade]

I thought you were going to sleep?

[oblique spire]

Fuck you on about

its 2pm

[stone blade]

2pm js not eepy time

helĺ naw

[fallow trellis]

currently im a graphics designer

[toxic sundial]

It is currently 2am

[pale ingot]

mid timezone

[toxic sundial]

Best timezone

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329759787896012802/1150197750076543126/begoodtoeachother-This-is-just-one-hell-yeah-got-weekend-off-once-could-probably-sift-through-some-favorites-S-STOMP-YO-FEET-.mp4

[stone blade]

Its actually 9 in the morning

[gilded blade]

That's why your car is beat up

[pale ingot]

Gmt+2 superior

[toxic sundial]

It's so cool we live in a free world where you are allowed to be wrong

[oblique spire]

GMT+8 is the only correct timezone

[native jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473706892057772054/1150322255264493670/avrage_orange_cat_food_time.mp4

[toxic sundial]

[pale ingot]

thank god i live in a good country

[gilded blade]

I'm in this image, that's my house

[stone blade]

My time zone is the correct one actually

[runic kernel]

[toxic sundial]

Also incorrect

[stone blade]

where u from catboy @runic kernel

[oblique spire]

[pale ingot]

correct

[gilded blade]

Hell

[runic kernel]

Aus

[oblique spire]

[stone blade]

Aah he's an Australian femboy

I see

[oblique spire]

False

hes an aussie CATBOY

[zealous remnant]

stroiped thoigh hoighs

[oblique spire]

theres a different

[pale ingot]

have you ever gotten the shit smacked out of you by a kangaroo

[stone blade]

Brother its the same shit

[oblique spire]

1 is a 400 pound man named meowmachine

[stone blade]

wallah

[runic kernel]

And by the sounds if it same as llama WA

[oblique spire]

the other

[toxic sundial]

Too many damn Australians, shouldn't y'all be gambling and surfing or whatever Aussies get up to

[oblique spire]

is

a

good person

Only one of these good people exists

and thats catboy

[gilded blade]

Yeah nah mate

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1149399480563671040/7kbh61.gif

[stone blade]

i gotta be one of the few Bulgarians in here

[runic kernel]

No but i did wack a golfball into the side of one once

[pale ingot]

what happened after that

did he fucking run after you

[gilded blade]

Poor Joey

[toxic sundial]

[pale ingot]

was he vengeful or did he not give a fuck

[runic kernel]

The fucker shruged it off like it was nothing

[pale ingot]

sigma ass kangaroo

[gilded blade]

Did he try to strangle your dog

[oblique spire]

i have had a roo tried to strangle my dog before

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/seecu-cc-australia-kangaroo-gif-19159957

[runic kernel]

[oblique spire]

didnt end well

[runic kernel]

llama
Are you WA?

[stone blade]

im stealin that

[oblique spire]

Guess the timezone

[stone blade]

ty

[pale ingot]

WTF why that kangaroo got the stock damage animation

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1149156766769221682/usa.mov

[toxic sundial]

Here also take this Chinese reaction image idk what to do with ir

[runic kernel]

I knew thats why you were so baseed

[oblique spire]

[pale ingot]

i wanna see the entirety of that video, seems quite interesting indeed

[odd sail]

ccw

[pale ingot]

why are kangaroos so fucked up for real

[slender rock]

see where eyes look the

[slender rock]

Joey!

[oblique spire]

they can and will rock your shit

[slender rock]

lol

violent they are

[toxic sundial]

9mm

[odd sail]

kangas need 4 gauge not 9mm

[oblique spire]

Fuckin look at this cunt

[pale ingot]

WHY IS HE SO FUCKED UP

[oblique spire]

its australia

[toxic sundial]

I don't even follow American laws you think I'd listen to Australian police

[oblique spire]

you'd get rocked

[toxic sundial]

[stone blade]

Bulgarians dont even listen to Bulgarian Police

its more like guidelines

[gilded blade]

Scary five nights at freddy's looking ass

[toxic sundial]

The way I figure if I'm not hurting anybody they better leave me alone

[pale ingot]

im not gonna lie i was thinking the same thing

fucker looks like an animatronic

[oblique spire]

This is why

you carry a K-bar

or any big knife

on your daily walks

[runic kernel]

Yerp

[toxic sundial]

Sleepy

[gilded blade]

Would you rather fight a kangaroo or black bear?

[pale ingot]

How about an illegal concealed single barrel break action shotgun

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ZHpr9-_m4

[toxic sundial]

Is win both

[gilded blade]

How

[oblique spire]

[toxic sundial]

Gun

[runic kernel]

Very sexy

[oblique spire]

Roo can punch but can he redirect a knife

[pale ingot]

what if he breaks your arm before you can slice him up

[oblique spire]

Not happening

stay a safe distance

If he advances

[pale ingot]

how the fuck you gonna do that properly against a kangaroo

[oblique spire]

stick the fucker

[toxic sundial]

I've got a nifty Romanian knife

[oblique spire]

Easy

[pale ingot]

peak romanian weaponry

[oblique spire]

if he move

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1149022931595309207/v0f044gc0000cjrpm1jc77u1qo2fdrf0.mov

[oblique spire]

If he moves towards, he gets shanked

if he moves back

i move back

ez

[toxic sundial]

Idk what this means but yoinking it

[odd sail]

good morning gif

[stone blade]

yes

thes ones your grandma sends

I love em

Test deez nutz in yo mouf delight

[stone blade]

Lol

Love it

[solar obsidian]

finally

[stone blade]

?

[stone blade]

you aight delight?

[toxic sundial]

Pocket knife

[solar obsidian]

couldnt upload

[toxic sundial]

Mandatory butter

[stone blade]

interesting

I go help newbies

[solar obsidian]

i like your red dot sight on the knife

[stone blade]

[pale ingot]

trevor fucking philips

[stone blade]

Its apeture

[solar obsidian]

[stone blade]

you idiot

[toxic sundial]

Godspeed 🫡

[stone blade]

Allah be with me

[toxic sundial]

It might also be a bayonet but whose counting

[slender rock]

if they ask stupid questions just strangle them

🙂

[oblique spire]

He's gonna tell newbies to kill themselves

100%

[toxic sundial]

Can't use red dots anyways I have astigmatism

[stone blade]

I'm reformed

I did that before

[runic kernel]

Ask them what car they drive

[solar obsidian]

sigmamaletism

[slender rock]

are you really? though?

[oblique spire]

sureee ivan

[stone blade]

:)

[slender rock]

Ivan is full of SHIIIIT

lies and deception

[toxic sundial]

Exactly just means I can hit a coffee mug with irons at 300m

[stone blade]

Yes I'm a human being ofc im full of shit

its called bodily functions

[solar obsidian]

[slender rock]

no

[slender rock]

smart ass mf

lol

[stone blade]

💗

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1149434549990854676/ssstwitter.com_1694042192149.mov

[solar obsidian]

strelok on the left

[slender rock]

lol

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1150320753070321704/Who_Can_It_Be_Now.mp4

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714508704418103436/1141759964210282637/finallyhappy.gif

[crimson flame]

inshaallah you will be bombed

[slender rock]

k

any day now

lets go

[glad carbon]

sounds like a big "nuh uh" from me, champ

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sicko-mode-gif-27130444

https://tenor.com/view/death-grips-mc-ride-death-grips-troll-nation-gif-18267832

[glad carbon]

at

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/death-grips-mc-ride-yuh-gif-20216436

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/a/5HAQdLC

[solar obsidian]

bad to the bone

[slender rock]

hahah

[solar obsidian]

u a youtuber?

[slender rock]

barely

my account is old

Jul 6th 2007?

just after the google acquisition

memory worked that time

so...

using ASMR tag apparently hit the alg pretty good

[solar obsidian]

figures

[slender rock]

Cats and ASMR apparently

[stone blade]

I got 30k views on my gamma video

[stone blade]

omg i hit 100 subs

[solar obsidian]

no channel in discord bio?

[stone blade]

I havent uploaded in a while delight

I mostly put up my tarkov clips there and some of the old outdated gamma videos

[solar obsidian]

well, i wanted to sub to you 👉👈

[slender rock]

"psycho"... yes

[stone blade]

go ahead

dont go head

man the old icons on the armors and items back in the day 🤮

disgusting

[oblique spire]

Bushman strikes again

[narrow lotus]

not supressed = bush useless

[stone blade]

yes

also move a bit forward

all youre seeing is leaves brother

[runic kernel]

Hi ledy what car do you drive?

[stone blade]

@solar obsidian at least the guides worked back in the day

he drives a renault I think

[oblique spire]

true, but atleast i have the drop on them

LPS to the kneecaps

[stone blade]

the moment you fire they will turn around

[solar obsidian]

wut guides?

[stone blade]

on my channel you

mans blind

[solar obsidian]

i only subbed now, ill check it later

[glad carbon]

holy shit

dirty little RAT

im going to drop a rock on your skull and take your t-46m 10 round mags

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-napalm-explosion-boom-gif-16616999

[oblique spire]

LPS

doofus

and its a 20 rounder

☝️ 🤓

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-cat-bite-cat-bite-slow-gif-26064423

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/thesucky-thesuitedcat-orange-cat-average-orange-car-behaviour-orange-cat-moment-gif-26367889

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/car-infiniti-orange-g35-orange-g37-sport-car-gif-4633240

[carmine crown]

Not a car dumbass

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-orangecat-crazy-gif-19119562

[glad carbon]

@split canyon

[pale ingot]

sounds about right

[abstract path]

hehehe

[oblique spire]

Who are you

[slender rock]

[abstract path]

we love tricking technology into thinking that they have the illusion to be able to think

[slender rock]

[abstract path]

because we think

It's funny

[slender rock]

[narrow lotus]

sacrebleu

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfPumJQLr0Q

[glad carbon]

woah ledy speaks italian

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus the moment gypsies learn to use gang signs we're fucked

[uncut obsidian]

@abstract path happy [already happened] birthday btw

[abstract path]

omg thank you ❤️

[uncut obsidian]

i completely missed the moment you turned 18

[stone blade]

how old u crystal

[uncut obsidian]

18

[stone blade]

legal

[uncut obsidian]

[stone blade]

im capping

[uncut obsidian]

get a room

[stone blade]

I'm in my room you debil

[oblique spire]

nah chat

chat is this real

[stone blade]

@abstract path happy bdey

[abstract path]

thank youuuuuuuuuu :3

[uncut obsidian]

man you got no rizz

[stone blade]

I'm not trying to rizz up crystal

[abstract path]

that's okay lmao

[abstract path]

you oughtta be faster then this man

[uncut obsidian]

ur cappin

[stone blade]

I have no intentions of rizzing crystal up

I may be stupid but I'm not insane

[heavy halo]

What about me

[stone blade]

Maybe

[heavy halo]

_<

[stone blade]

depends

[narrow lotus]

hahah real , they just show weapons in the air here

[uncut obsidian]

you

[stone blade]

if she can't make moussaka or lasagna she aint the one

[stone blade]

or kufteta

[narrow lotus]

Tec9 gypsy WE LOST

[stone blade]

its over

[narrow lotus]

he will push B

[stone blade]

push Berlin

to buy an apartment

[narrow lotus]

Me showing my scav gun to my lvl 60 friend

[oblique spire]

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

Romanians on their way to scream how good romania is from their apartment in Viena

[narrow lotus]

But they would never move back

so real

[stone blade]

exactly

[abstract path]

damn

[narrow lotus]

Honestly if i lived in Vienna i wouldnt move here either

[abstract path]

either way i got someone that i am with since one month and a day

[stone blade]

a body pillow doesnt cout

[oblique spire]

[narrow lotus]

i remember when i went to the bathroom to clear up vomit from my shirt cause i was drunk af and a girl there said i look very cute

[stone blade]

Sorry

[narrow lotus]

i was like

[stone blade]

she was helllllaaa capping

[narrow lotus]

she was drunker than me

rizz king

[stone blade]

exactly

idk my mom says I'm pretty with my long hair

[oblique spire]

[narrow lotus]

your mom says ur pretty everytime she is a cool mother

[stone blade]

she loves it

true

[narrow lotus]

love ur mothers , kings

[stone blade]

she was very supportive of me getting earrings and dye-ing my hair

my dad didnt say I looked gay

W

[narrow lotus]

thats a huge W

no cap

[oblique spire]

[abstract path]

atleast It's fuckable

[stone blade]

my favourite part of all this is everyone staring me

[stone blade]

excuse you

what in the name of allah the all merciful

[abstract path]

no.

i will not excuse myself

[stone blade]

damn

[oblique spire]

[stone blade]

its over

[oblique spire]

so like

[narrow lotus]

Crystal grew up guys

[oblique spire]

fill me in

[narrow lotus]

[oblique spire]

is crystal another maja clone

or

no

[stone blade]

sexually or?

[narrow lotus]

hmmm Crystal was the first here

[stone blade]

ah

nvm

[oblique spire]

smh

[abstract path]

that yes

[stone blade]

[abstract path]

so maja would be the second crystal

[stone blade]

i'm sorry llama

[runic kernel]

Didnt crystal get banned or sumth

[narrow lotus]

and then a bit later other 2 hot chicks did the same

[stone blade]

maja/meowmachine/ and maja are the e-girls of the server

[narrow lotus]

Cant have shit in america

THe geniune dissapointement on the reporter's face

[abstract path]

i agree

[uncut obsidian]

When brainfart got the NSFW mark Crystal got locked out because she put her real age in her account

[heavy halo]

Its joever

im a cat

[uncut obsidian]

But now she's 18

[abstract path]

yessirrrr

[narrow lotus]

Nice, im 25

[stone blade]

who

i'm 21

[abstract path]

also nah

[stone blade]

🧓

[abstract path]

I'm too smart for that

[stone blade]

crystal no ur not

you pull or doors that say push

[abstract path]

how old do you plan to get next year?

[narrow lotus]

no you are a dumb donut

and meow is a silly sausig

[stone blade]

maja is just completely retarded

[uncut obsidian]

llama has dementia confirmed

[abstract path]

well atleast I'm edible

[stone blade]

what

[narrow lotus]

excuse you

[uncut obsidian]

I'd say Iedy would be 17 by next year

[narrow lotus]

mentally, surely

[uncut obsidian]

If we're talking mentally then 5

[abstract path]

hmmmmmm. i wanna see that

[heavy halo]

im 2 next year

Mentally

:3

[stone blade]

meow

can u cook moussaka

[heavy halo]

sure!

[stone blade]

if not you for the streets

[heavy halo]

:3

[oblique spire]

No i just remove most information from my brain to make room for all the ballistics charts in tarkov

[narrow lotus]

well you are bypassing the rules here then so we have to ban you

[oblique spire]

dumbass

[heavy halo]

WHAT

BO

NO

[stone blade]

i said IF

[runic kernel]

:3

[stone blade]

chat became gay again

tctctc

[heavy halo]

:3

[narrow lotus]

Yes , time to ping grok

Its joever

[heavy halo]

uh ih

[oblique spire]

do it

rn

NO BALLS

[stone blade]

cleansing is needed

[heavy halo]

Femboy purge all over agaib

[narrow lotus]

no balls

[uncut obsidian]

when is it not gay?

[oblique spire]

no

fucking

BALLS

[runic kernel]

@maiden carbon look at goober

[stone blade]

when youre not here

[uncut obsidian]

Omg great selfie

[heavy halo]

who else is in fhat

Is it llama?

[stone blade]

He did what

[abstract path]

when i say It's gay, It's gay

[heavy halo]

ivan is llama in chat

[oblique spire]

yes dipshit

[uncut obsidian]

I wasn't here and you still made it gay asf

[stone blade]

yes dumbas

you blind or what

[lunar brook]

catboy banned forever, real?

[oblique spire]

No

[heavy halo]

Okay chat should i unblock llama

[oblique spire]

he's too pure

[heavy halo]

does he deserve it

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1131848718249889863/Screenshot_20230721-172053.jpg

[lunar brook]

never

[heavy halo]

okay that’s 1 for no

[runic kernel]

Hi Kolerder
What car do you drive

[stone blade]

iedy

[heavy halo]

iedy

[stone blade]

did u see the new haircut

stfu meow

[lunar brook]

your mozer

[heavy halo]

oh-

[abstract path]

that looks so cute

[lunar brook]

sorry, low hanging

[narrow lotus]

it looks the same but did u dye hair again?

[stone blade]

yes

[heavy halo]

Shut up ivan ur hair looks like a damn uhm

uhm…

uh-

[stone blade]

it's pretty

[narrow lotus]

Nanomachines

[heavy halo]

yes :3

[stone blade]

ty

[abstract path]

i also wanna colour my hair

[stone blade]

my hair is bellow my shoulders

[uncut obsidian]

I wanna steal

[heavy halo]

Should i get a wolf cut and make my hair dirty blonde and black

[stone blade]

its really long now