#🎪bruh-fart
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i cant see shit
its white because i dont have mouse pad
dark enough
like its screathcesd idfk
man i can't wait till that lad adds all the dead space shit he can
giggachat planet cracker and markers

what?
NPC moment
well once they get the creation kit his intent is to make the planet from the first dead space game, add possible multiple markers and so on to starfield
nice
The guy with the glasses looks like the older version of the guy who slaps and breaks cars for videos
I'm so glad that starfield is gonna be an enjoyable game in 4 years and with the help of mods
wh
He looks like the older version of Okaayyyy let's go
You'll be dead before then
what kinda hillybilly stuff are u watching hannya
i don't understand this generalization of its utter dogshit as of now, yeah it has its flaws, its miss promises but there is certainly content to explore
ovbg not your words but the general conception
in your dreams, calzone carbonara
Giovanni Giorgio
the too high price tag makes it dogshit
but everybody calls me giorgio
just “””try before buying””” eksdee
what u dont like paying 70$ for every fucking pile of dogshit game ?
fun fact, every starfield load time takes substantially more time on HDDs
fun fact , you will load a tarkov map in less than 1 minute but wait 6 minutes for the fucking cunt with his 10 year old HDD load
fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu
I can’t find him so you’ll have to stay confused
whats the first thing you think about when i say raiden
that lesbian girl from genshin impact
funny sword robo dude
and i guess mortal kombat
and by confused I mean asuming youre a hillbilly and watch hillbilly content
the fuck
no, it's the cup
its a kettle
cum cup
Yes bucko
the cum chalice
achient ass cup homie, you need a way to store your water
fuck everyone named Alex
I’ve searched for him everywhere with every key word and still nothing
I’m almost pretty sure he was just in my imagination for a long period of time
gaslighting me
I could never
nokia tank where
have we caused enough chaos today? are the quotas met?
?
no
LG promo bundles be like
🫡
A higher effort video coming soon!
Original video, "Your Cum Won't Last" NSFW WARNING!
pitiful display of brainfart lore knowledge
pester your husband right now
Sexy
@heavy halo continue the assault. men love persistent and direct women
"We can't expect God to do all the work" - Father Garcia probably
Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SzArONLwQo
hooi
Hello maja
Cute snake
hai maja
i love u!! @fierce jay
hi
which one of ya'll said "Who can stand this for an hour"
he is me
hii
Wtf happened here
what happened
no

Syno...
Good evening lads
check notifcations 🙂
yall farted 🖕
I have completed persona 4 golden on the true ending
Getting that ad money
lol
They took it away
they upped the limit you have have 20,000 views
and like 2,000 subs
They knew how succesful you'd become, thgey are so greedy
I GOT THE S CALSS SHIP NO WAY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE NMS
it took me 5 years to earn that 😭
Why does it look like a armoured manta
halo reach forklift
True
S CLASS YEAAAAAH BABY
oh shit
THAT'S WHAT'S IVE BEEN WAITING WFOR THAT'S WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOOOOOH
holy shit my new sjip is so fucking fast
That's clearly a lung
holy jesuck my dick
that's a crokey
Bro what the fuck are you eating, crocodile skin
wait fr
carne :c
What in the fuck is that
girl lunch
and rice
Bro that's carne like I am a supermodel
wait it looks like dead trex head
bros whipping out the fuckin old leather duster and eating it
without eyes
That Ain’t no mf carne
falco doesnt mean that he luvs me
Literally looks like a deceased alligator
ah yes, boiled turtle & rice, a good lunch
holy shit im cumming i love this new ship
everybody loves you
but how are you making a photo of it every time to look so weird
you're a precious member of this discord
yay
can cook better than me thats for sure
BRO WHAT THE FUCK
WHY
DID YOU SHIT ON IT
BROOOO
m e t h s t o v e'
The fucking clamp 
G3 a weapon that has been given to men by gods themselves
Looks really organic and bio
great set up
true
i want g3 in tarkov
its too good
bruh im cumming
we need a next brainfarter to step up and show themselves cooking a lunch in the middle of decomposing bear's carcass
I mean, i do have a video somewhere of some person sampling the maggots from a moose carcass

Ak-470
76.2mm
is there m40a10

kinda weird ngl
Are you guys more into light or dark hair ?
Who cares just play faceit on cs2
im into pc's
if she has rtx gpu
im stealin it
dark
wait why does your name sound so familiar
light
why everybody suddenly plays tw
dunno
d
tw???
its the funny word
twd
u need some
cuz it's a bomb ass game
this shit bussin bussin
as the kids say nowadays
ur a kid
love this video
if you cant handle me at my nuh uh, you dont deserve me at my yuh uh
amazing one
what carne is that
brainfarted
I hope you enjoy femboys and overly sexual humor, cuz there isn't anything else in here
Broken video
if ure on phone .webm wont work
there are memes? just look rn?
falsehood
wanna fuck?
whats that creature, looks like the relic
PC, video broken


3rd one is unreal
this video is basically : "thank god it got recorded cause insurance would have never believed me"
from downtown!
Second one is incredible as well
tiring video
it's missing the coolest most recent one that sent another vehicle airborne
I just wanna be a wheel and wreck some havoc
this one
A car was sent flying into the air, flipping over, after a tire from the truck next to it on a Los Angeles area freeway. https://bit.ly/3lKs3HB #crash #losangeles #viral #tire #tires #freeway
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God that video is always crazy to watch
this one might be politic
Like what a display of physics at work
in Starfield when?
My candle is about to run out 😔
Me getting banned
Pro Romanian
the file is literally named "romanian_robbery" 
evil @weary kindle be like
it's so unbearably civil and orderly
I bet you people discuss jobs and mortrage and holidays there
yes
I'd rather be locked in a box with unholy trinity for a week than to talk all that normie talk
Literally me
real
Same
massacre elves
destroy their settlements
mine gold
drink beer
live in mountain
what beign a New Ratorker does to a mf
"even now that I'm an adult"
lol not even close to being an adult
"War is hell"
Me and the boys after being conscripted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zoSIaEs_yI
Da manden ind i gården kom, oh se, oh se, oh se,
tre garderheste stod på rad og en og to og tre,
da manden spurgte konen, hvad de garderheste var?:
se det er tre malkekøer, som min mor hun sendte mig,
oh, oh, oh, lad gå, malkekøer med sadler på,
jeg er en mand, som alting kan forstå.
Da manden ind i gangen kom, oh se, oh se, oh se,
seks garders...
The ironic part is them games get more attendance then some actual football games
All they need to do is secure a contract with sky / itv or channel 4 to show it on tv and they will make a ridiculous amount
oh yea i forgot about the episode with the recurring gag of peter getting hit in the sack with a bag of nickels. what a weird one that was.
pretty alright, just got out of a fucking laughably shit debate with a person who supports giving puberty blockers to kids that ended after like half an hour of trying to be civil and levelheaded being met with nothing but vitrol finally resulting in me calling them a pedophile child groomer apologist and blocking them.
directly followed by them continuing to mald at me
despite being blocked
and me posting the Cope-A-Cabana meme
Thanks to my friend Cavatina for helping me out with this, you can find her youtube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb5khE7u0sPspxUVZMzOB4w
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Had a similar experience last week but it was with someone advocating for amputations
Like.. voluntarily amputations
Or forcing them upon without consent
At first I wanted to have a genuine conversation but then all their arguments was that I was a fascist 
Yeah voluntarily ones
Extended to kids aswell
But apparently i'm the domestic terrorist
Interesting
In the end I don't understand how buthering yourself is meaningful when you said yourself that it didn't matter
I mean unless we live in a deus ex: human revolution world where artificial prosthesis can be a significant upgrade compared to humie parts
Like I don't get how adding a non-binary option to ID cards whould be meaningful
If 1 letter on a governement document is ripping your life appart maybe you should talk about it to your therapist
As if they couldn't be fully non-binary unless it also says it on the card
I really don't get it
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
Can’t comment, I’ve grown tolerant in over the years
Maybe I’m just getting older and not giving a fuck
I stg, billions must die
This is an edit of Allen Pan's video where he gives a snake its legs back.
Watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SgGfMlbCoM
Audio is taken from here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gIMZ0WyY88
Mechanicus so good
This is why we have OSHA
【QRT of Kendall (@Kenny___Rose):】
'https://t.co/YXpFb5fiZH'
💖 82
so like....purposefully choosing to amputate a perfectly healthy arm to replace it with a less effective prosthetic?
I wish it was only that lol
bruh i hear some shit that sounds like someone hitting pvc or cardboard pipe
not hard
bruh
Sounds like a rain gutter when there's wind

i have a french friend
its true
btw who tf was holding that shit for a pic
left up
ew
🤮

Hello brain fart
I am here today with a fun fact for you to think about :3
The longest piece of literature ever written is "Loud House Revamped" on fanfiction.net. It consist of a total of ~16.7 million words.
Yes, a crossover fanfic is the longest piece of literature in human history.
Oh also when fully loaded the SR-71 "Blackbird" has a weight distribution of 51% fuel, 49% plane
So yes it is more fuel than plane
Alright bye bye
Need a bitch like that fr
that's a lotta powder 
Get that fucking gun out of my face
Before I do something drastic and unforgivable
Cum see me 👁️
hi
No
no
i am not thankfully
not a day without Polish twink's tricks
i wanna play that agme
"yeah you're definitely just a baker, I buy that, Tommy"
holy shit I love Tommy and Gorgonzola so much, thank you for pointing to that that campaign, @devout hull
agreed, thank GOD some fella from turkey isnt the cure to male loneliness, and it's instead simply saying "hell yea, brother" to any info you're presented with
TURKEY MENTIONED ‼️‼️🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🇹🇷💪🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
hold on, what Kardashian ever did to doner people?
she's armenian
no she just has a lot of hateful takes on Turkey
i mean i don't even know what she said
its about Azerbeijan and Armenia i think
that's three mutually exclusive points
and that's the real reason, I assume
idk why is she even popular and who follows her
Turkish people on their way to talk about how great their home country is from their Hotel in Germany.
not hotel
from their 3+1 house in Berlin
wait travel pillows go in front?
Juan sins
i need more boolets
Juanny Sins
#starfield #bethesda #Space
Starfield
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Hello chat
I can't remember if i had mentioned it here but i know a dumbass who would do this.
He once tried to mount a monitor to his pc case and drilled a hole into the motherboard by accident.
after replacing the motherboard and successful mounting the monitor to the side of the case, it fell over onto the monitor and cracked the screen.
@ruby minnow
Thank you for showing whoever posted this username
i will be happy to locate their address

@weak jackal
i have ended up at hell once again
bad

god
hes playing ets
Why
yeah idk why
what is this
release date 2008
dude drank kool-aid mixed with Terry Davis' bath water

hydro, amigo! Como estas?
Si gusto shreko
New meowmachine profile just dropped
BNUY
hi
holy shit, listen to those smacks
excellent form
Good morning brainfart
Hi Chimp Hi Metro
animation by Ehidney
based on one of the scary jerma985 gifs
Download (including original gif): https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1G6AFGoW0pg5ak2j4TJy5xHYnvMKB8U2L?usp=share_link/view?usp=sharing
(just in case you wanna drop it in discord or something)

You, after getting headshot by a PMC
hii
it's worse when you get decked by a scav when you have your hype loadout
then you lose it all

I did a shooter born kill yesterday but my quest wasn't active

Hi llama Hi madi
ALO CATBOY ❤️
Here's me commentary on marmots wrestling until faced with an obstacle.
Wherever There Is Aspirin
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What are the odds in the next 10 seconds To1 says he needs it sucked
I actually dont this morning
Wait nvm it wasn’t you
to1 you failed again
I need it sucked
Someone in here swore by manuals a few days ago
yeah it's not me
No u don’t
Manuals are good, don't get stolen
if you added a guitar pedal or something shitposty like idk, driving in to a crowd of emus maybe
again
I don't drive
Kys To1
^
Hate of capitalism
If u cant drive a manual you are actually less of a man then a femboy
Definitely not true
"That's terror, terror built into the system"
See why this crazy big lens exists and why telecentric lenses are great for industrial inspection.
#stem #lens #camera #photography #stemeducation #science #sciencefacts #engineering #optics #light #shorts #shortsvideo
Nah 100 true
No
In what way is that true
Catboy best user, spitting facts
Ok femboy
"You ever wonder why ceo's of major car manufacturers pay only 2% taxes while the guys on the assembly line pay 40%"
No dont call him a femboy hes less than a femboy
This is another sort of very simple motor in fact, and any sort of conductive liquid can be made to turn like this.
Here's the full length video, take a watch: https://youtu.be/otB7OgkpdWI?si=CkRQRMOBknqx-lB0
True
Imagine running from the police or someone and stalking because your cLUtCh SlIPpEd 😳😳
Manuals are easy you just have to not be stupid
Then I've failed before I've even started
Just don't run from the police 
That just a skill issue
And how tf do stall in any gear besides 1st
Yeah clutches don't really "slip"
Just woke up
Had shower
See someone talking shit about manual cars
Day ruined
This generation smh smh
So true

How old are you catboy
Just saying catboy would go hard in tarkov
How was your day lama?
Actually sounds like a lot of fun
Now i am heading home and probably going to get some lunch on the way back
always is
Average Midwest meth town
i gotta get a car check
who in brainfart got the coolest car 
Only actually got 1 good picture because i forgot i had my phone
This timelapse clearly shows how stop mo animation is not meant to be seen from different perspectives besides the camera lens. Dimensionally we only concern our selves with the camera perspectives...so its often off axis outsife of the screen. Got another timelapse of me animating from the @gdtreal pinocchio ....timelapse shot by @ptszk ... rig...
I have a Ford Fusion
Me
Nut
real
“ Or someone “
My father
who is
not in brainfart
ok pull up dipshit
Again don't run away in a car. Use 9mm 
Who in here actually drives and enjoys manual
Me
everyone who owns a manual
Brainfarter with a father that he still talks to, strange
My car will never get stolen, can you say the same
oh and
I dont think auto is bad
but i think if u cant drive manual
your pathetic
Unlike most here i have a healthy relationship with my father and mother
Lucky bastard
Yeah I use a club 

I have bad relations with both of mine 

Grown man shit right there, I have to respect it 🫡
#electronic #tech #repair #soldering #asmr #satisfying #shorts #toshiba #laptop #maintenance
🤝
I replaced my headrest with a claymore so if someone sits down who doesn't weigh the same as me (538 lbs) they explode
I park my car unlocked in downtown San Francisco
I consider it a public service

How was your day blur
Anyways buh bye brainfart
Bye bye
bub bai
Ily 
i must converse with my parents to maintain a healthy relationship 
❤️
That’s how those things work? I thought they use lasers or sensors or something?
Lasers
cod kid detected
Claymores are detonated with a handheld clicker
Nvm
I see, so they’re not like IEDs?
They are small directional fragmentation mines
philadelphia?
And a remote detonator aswell
sober drivers are bad enough let alone drugged ones
Lazer sensor? I hardly know her!!!
@toxic sundial fortunately for you I’m eating my words ( somewhat )
The idea is to set them up around a fighting position and when the position is close to being overun you can clear the surrounding areas with
My favorite car is a manual majority
Yeah, they have IR lasers irl
So I’ll have to learn
IR lasers and detonators
I can't remember why we stopped using claymores, I think they were just phased out
Do they shine like in COD 🫣
Yeah we have sticky grenades right?
IR is infared doofus
Halo style
Technology’s gotten far enough
I want to know how your day has been
Quick Google search says we haven't stopped using claymores it's just they aren't effective as an anti insurgency tool
Fuck claymores, just send a 600mm Karl Gerat shell on whatever building you want to clear off the map
And since they are manual detonated they don't count as mines and aren't banned by convention
Neat!
"Anti insurgency tool" you mean terrorist killing equipment
Yeah basically, claymores are conventional weaponry that don't excel in unsymmetrical warfare
But they are currently being used in the war that shall not be named
Fuckin Voldemort war headass
Cold War?

Name your favorite type of weapon
1995 Ford ranger
Your dad is a LinkedIn shill
Look how he capitalizes the letters
Wait...

We aren’t talking about “ that “ war
This is about the “ other “ one
It's called "plausible deniability"
It'll hold up in discord court
Mods are well known to be judicial people that you can reason with
I thought Claymores were the "point in enemy direction" Mines?
Yes
Basically knee removers?
No
How are they not mines?
They are manually detonated
Which makes them not mines
So... The COD games have been lying to me? They don't have lasers on them...?
They don't automatically detect shit?
Not taking that chance
I’m already have one strike
Nah, they are meant to be set up around a fighting position and when you are getting overrun you can clear the immediate area. Basically and instantly detonated grenade
Falco is the only one with reasoning skills
And @oblique spire is somewhere hiding in my yard with a headset on right now
If it's Falco then yeah, you're good
Hi Banzai_Samurai
What car do you drive


Lmao
I drive 0 car because I'm an unemployed NEET
fuck working for wage slaves
How's your day been S5yn3T?
fym
I would like to do something with my life tho

I just woke up, and chose intimidation
Hi S5yn3T What car do you drive
<- Should have used this
cat
Metroooooo my friend
I drive a Ford Fusion. Judge me
How are you
cat
It's a good perk
Pls , I’m srry UwU 🥺
u?
You guys are always watching oh my goodness
I wish I had this perk in real life 😔
Now imma remind you.
No politics.
You want to discuss history? Talk it in #╟❓general-offtopic
Hi Metro
What car do you drive
Good
We're discussing mines and claymores
Won’t happen again
its better than a nissan d=juke
COD has lied to me for centuries I demand knowledge retribution
Duke*
Centuries he says
Call of Duty has been around since the medieval ages.

Mods mentioned in brain fart*
You live in Europe?
Across the pond?
I understand that you were American was I incorrect?
no
Across the desert

Now can you drive a manuel
El manuel
6 speed manuel 
😐

Manual enjoyer 
Dumb ass little knobby ass car
Everyone in brainfart is either a cat or a catboy
can't even drive what are you talking about
I should have to jerk my car off to get it to run right
Have you tried killing yourself
Hi Vald
What car do you drive
automatic gear SUV that can be immobilised by police

As if a manual can’t?

4wd ftw
To be fair police can immobilize like anything
V.A - Panama 2!
Latin Sounds Cumbia Tropical & Calypso Funk on the Isthmus 1967-77

tell that to the 40lbs of nitrite fertilizer in my trunk
This tho
better go out in a blaze than give them the glory 
Say your off reading right

mimimi
all I hear is bitch noises coming from you
All at once
you just do it 
What the fuck is your problem
Fuckin mimimimimi To1 kys

is someone unironically coping over a manual superiority?
yes


Me breaking the only two rules of brainfart
watch me redline
redline?!
Can’t believe my eyes
then gouge them out
Hi NobodyParticular Hi Vald
What cars do you drive
20 year old shitbox
Let me find an image
Stupid ass cars that’s why no one makes them anymore 
I understand 🫂
My shit box is older than your shit box 

with a 37 year old shitbox that i plan on ls swapping and dropping a manual transmission in because fuck automatic transmissions
YES
me reving up to 2800rpm
"hmmm, yes, i will now drive to work with an automatic transmission" struggles to get out of first, clunks into second, immediately need it to downshift because I'm at an intersection i need to stop at
Skill issue works on my car
1.5 L engine
tell me what shit box
One of these days I'm gonna put nitrous in my 30 year old farm truck just to fuck with people
It gives 20 kmpl 
The only time I drive manual is in forza

silverado 1500
I wanna buy like a MX-5 later on
I understand if you don’t believe me
back when suvs were still cool
counterpoint
very nice
Toyota tacoma
Back when SUVs didn't mean an oversized hatchback
its got the angry cat eyes hood
No tactical advantage whatsoever
Reading kilometers per liter just gave me a fucking aneurysm
I have to go I can be here anymore
people in this chat have never driven in traffic before 
(Has no car)
US car companies cucking themselves into building nothing but oversized monstrosities for domestic market while selling the reasonable pickups abroad due to shitty laws
One more lane
silverados anymore look bland compared to this look (pic ain't mine btw)
Chicken tarif goes hard, of course 30 year old soccer moms need 4 ton Ford death machines
Love it
Turn it into a prerunner

i forgor how the law called that caused this mess
more boolet
Yeah chicken tax or whatever, extra tariff on imported light trucks
Absolutely hilarious
There is no corruption in the US it's called lobbying sweaty 
reeee, i would love a small truck like what the rangers and s10s were
I still have a ranger, beautiful line of trucks pre 2012
and for domestic there's something fuel economy related, which is why they had to increase the car weight to offset the huge fuel consumption
The new ones are doody
colorados look incredibly goofy
Why even get a pickup if you can't fit a palette on the bed?
The meme content on this channel took a step curve down with all the femboy infestation
Poser shit 😎
An American sub culture of its own
I can still throw shit in the back and take it to the tree dump
I don't understand you, your voice is way too high
I have a chance to meet Paul Harrell next weekend
Even without a lift?
yes? not like I'm hauling logs
Strong ass truck what the fuck
Not even the tacomas can do that
Or the tundras

what is this guy on about?
Or the hiluxes
kid literally got no idea about anything 
have you never cleaned up your yard of like branches or even bagged grass clippings?

@sullen osprey back me up here
motherfucker is eating catfood
youre spitting false statements
Please get out of my closet
you're sediment youre rubble youre dust
I’m the real deal @glad carbon
Mf deleted it
this is so sad, can we exile to1 out of brainfart?

Hi JeffWarrior
What car do you drive
he ate catfood?
Mods when someone’s getting bullied*
Try Friskies salmon dinner Pate. With savory flavors of classic seafood entree, plus a smooth, pleasing texture, this wet cat food will leave your cat satisfied.
15-17 year old with a superiority complex
yes thats the fuckign can

to1 was successfully bullied into submission
Not even that cat girl llama muted gets this much hate
What have I done to anyone here
I’m just here…
you insulted catboy for no reason
???
Wait meow is muted?
Or do you mean blocked
i guess he meant you blocked it
he is asking if you blocked
oh
goverberment dromb
And thats why you're retarded
god is coming
In regards to manual vehicles
what
based game
@heavy halo yo you muted?
this is sad





