🎪bruh-fart

[slender rock]

@placid sail do not ask the question

you'll unlock pandoras box

[heavy halo]

stepmom helped make it

she tricked me

[slender rock]

Meow

[heavy halo]

She said she was gonna add more chicken to my plate

[odd sail]

what happened to your original mom

[slender rock]

eat the FUCKING

Carrot

[heavy halo]

uhm.

i dont wat to talk about it

[slender rock]

it's good for eye health

[placid sail]

we're hitting levels of degeneracy that should not be possible

[slender rock]

eat the carrot

[odd sail]

the carrot is too boiled to be of any nutritive value

[placid sail]

no it isn't

[slender rock]

just eat the fucker

[heavy halo]

Mama isnt with us anymore-

[final cedar]

is that why you wana fuck your dad?

[odd sail]

[heavy halo]

Whats your problem

[slender rock]

@heavy halo

[placid sail]

and they I'm a picky eater

[heavy halo]

Im mobile

I cant see

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-myself-noose-tying-noose-hanging-myself-hang-gif-20508872

[placid sail]

he's gently urging you to eat the vegetables in the soup and promises to marry you if you comply

I'd consider his proposal carefully if I were you

[quartz ridge]

Damn brain fart casually bullying meow

[placid sail]

why you licked your cat

[slender rock]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[heavy halo]

i ate a carrot

[placid sail]

ayyyy

[slender rock]

about time

[placid sail]

good job

[heavy halo]

^

[placid sail]

now Blur, if you would be so kind

[slender rock]

you need to eat veggies and some fucking decent yogurt for your fucking stomach since your body is going to eat itself from lack of proper nutrition

the soup is a good start

😠

[placid sail]

it's not going to eat yourself, that's silly

but you're certainly lacking a lot of helpful nutrients without vegetables in your diet

[slender rock]

as I drink this can of overly caffineated aspertaine cancer causing liquid they call monster

[real tinsel]

bzeek i just remembered man how can you fucking call my name a "basic bitch name" when you literally have the most basic bitch russian name

after seryoja of course

[placid sail]

mostly cellulose

[real tinsel]

it's still pretty basic bitch though

like at least top 3

mayor has a basic bitch turkish name

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-no-one-cares-who-asked-who-asked-meme-gif-24508192

[real tinsel]

literally fucking arda

9 out of 10 turks are called arda

[grizzled meadow]

Tuna or meat?

[slender rock]

your family asked why. that's who

[heavy halo]

What that

[real tinsel]

ivan is a pretty dope name

[heavy halo]

Chicke!

[placid sail]

damn, powerful!

a bit vague tho

[real tinsel]

da @stone blade

[stone blade]

Wtf do u want from me

[real tinsel]

nikita is a pussy ass name when i hear nikita i think of someone scrawnier than me

[slender rock]

yeah, that's why your local goverment can't find your dad to have him pay for child support fees.

anyways

fucking moving on

[stone blade]

ofc

[slender rock]

[real tinsel]

seryoja is the class bitch

[placid sail]

a good start for reintroducing vegetables in your diet would be actually trying to eat more fruits, next time you want to eat something sweet, go for a banana or an apple

[real tinsel]

seryoja is the kinda mf to tell the teacher she forgot to give homework

[heavy halo]

um

[placid sail]

come on dude... you can do better

[real tinsel]

never talk shit behind boss around seryoja

[heavy halo]

but i dont wanna eat vegabtless

[quartz ridge]

Blur is going ham

What happened in Sac to cause this

[real tinsel]

he'll sell you out to the boss instantly for a head pat

or a cock slap

[slender rock]

probably, I am not on my A game today

[real tinsel]

seryojas are peak of worthless

i hope they all die in a fire

[placid sail]

and you backed down, too

oh god

now I feel guilty, even

uhhhh

fuck, Blur! that was mean! fuck you!

yeah!

[slender rock]

that's blue, what are you fucking Asari's?

[heavy halo]

LOL?

[real tinsel]

whatsup meow

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-repete-commander-shepard-shepard-you-what-gif-13879410

[heavy halo]

WHO IS THAT WHY DO THE THEY LOOK LIKE THAT

[slender rock]

when and where, I mean don't tease and run away

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[heavy halo]

Hello cat

[quartz ridge]

What the tuna

[placid sail]

you don't wanna eat vegetables, because your goblin creature microbiom of digestive tract is accustomed to nuggies. there's confirmed studies about dietary habits forming distinct populations of bacteria in your tummy, which, in turn, affect your food cravings. but by gradually and slowly changing your diet, you change the bacteria's populace, and slowly start feeling nice about eating veggies

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[placid sail]

tl;dr - you gonna fucking die without veggies, start eating whatever you can, slowly you'll start liking it

[real tinsel]

how about when i don't wanna eat anything at all

[slender rock]

that's depression and mental space issues

[placid sail]

it was me pretending to be offended out of pity because when you backed down, I membered you depresso espresso and decided to give you a lil W

[slender rock]

get a therapist and a psych get an evaluation

unless you're here in the states then uhhhh, sell all your possessions to have one session with therapist

[placid sail]

also, the diet actually affects the mood and mental health a lot

[quartz ridge]

Unironically

Veggies and fruits are AWESOME

But like

We are too used to artifical sugar

[placid sail]

it's a long battle, we're trying to make khaaytil go through therapy for over a year now

[quartz ridge]

Which is why it doesn't taste as good

[real tinsel]

i did go to therapy

[slender rock]

it do be like that

[slender rock]

and? it's not working?

[quartz ridge]

Depends on the therapist

[quartz ridge]

Couple years back i would go to one but not now

[slender rock]

yeah request for another therapist that will share memes with you

🙂

[solar obsidian]

thats why we have @placid sail

[placid sail]

nuh uh

[solar obsidian]

mister google man

[slender rock]

but is he being paid

[placid sail]

you're the doctor now

nope

[ruby minnow]

he's the worst therapist you will ever see

[quartz ridge]

Okay okay

[real tinsel]

after a while she told me "look kha, if you want to see progress, you have to let me help you. We can't arrive anywhere if you just come here waste an hour answer my questions and then go home and act like nothing happened" then i realized she's right and i don't really want help

[placid sail]

I was even demoted, delight is the therapist now

[slender rock]

[placid sail]

so don't fucking point at me

[slender rock]

[livid pond]

almost forgot to send ryan gosling today

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/my-sweet-summer-child-sweet-summer-child-game-of-thrones-gif-19977020

[heavy halo]

i threw up the carrot

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[heavy halo]

[placid sail]

bad dog

[heavy halo]

noooo

im good

[quartz ridge]

That's whats so fucked is that they always say stuff like that

[heavy halo]

Ill go eat another one i promise

later tho-

[quartz ridge]

How do you

[real tinsel]

they're not wrong though

[quartz ridge]

Throw up a carrot

Carrots are baller

[real tinsel]

how can they help you if you don't even want it

[slender rock]

😐 true. time to do meth and pcp I guess?

that's a joke

[final cedar]

you don't need to eat carrots to live healthy

[quartz ridge]

True

[placid sail]

because the creature hyperfixates on the fact it doesn't like vegetables, and it makes the process of eating a perfectly fine and innocent carrot disturbing

[quartz ridge]

Nuh uh

[real tinsel]

nah i don't like drugs

[final cedar]

you like getting butt naked?

[quartz ridge]

Start hiking maybe?

[slender rock]

only stimulats I can handle is caffeine fuck the other shit

[slender rock]

No

[heavy halo]

i do

IM JOKING

JOKE

PRANK

[slender rock]

you would like to see that wouldn;t you? sicko

[heavy halo]

GUYS ITS A SILLY JOKE

[final cedar]

again ...

[heavy halo]

I drive.

[placid sail]

khaytil has the mental baggage of 200 molested azeri children, and he lives in a third world shithole, so the level of psychological help is appropriate to that

[final cedar]

no you don't you fat liar

[placid sail]

he should just try to focus on making his life as stable and safe as possible, and go from there

[slender rock]

[real tinsel]

nah i don't see that as a possibility anymore

[placid sail]

well "just" in big quotes, naturally

it ain't easy

[real tinsel]

maybe three years ago when it hadn't gone much worse yet

[slender rock]

bro, I live in a house that is for low income people, I live with my mom and two other "grown" ass men who don't flush the toilet after using it. also I do most of the cleaning, it's kinda shit but... could be worse

[final cedar]

you mentioned PCP so I thought you like riding the gravy train

[heavy halo]

I GOT TWO PHONES

[slender rock]

suggestions doesn't always mean one partakes in said advices

or something

[placid sail]

you know what would really, really help your idiotic, afraid of drugs ass?

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/blbAs.gif

[placid sail]

try to have a guess

[real tinsel]

i am 90% living life in automated mode at this point. My movements and thinking have become so slow people at work complain to me about it and i am pretty much emotionally void

[slender rock]

fuck other people

[final cedar]

boohoo

[slender rock]

they can fuck off and die?

[heavy halo]

Literally my phone

[placid sail]

you really should have a big negotiation with the voices inside your head about taking at least some anxiolytic

[real tinsel]

yeah maybe on the next salary day

i spent all my current one

[final cedar]

spend a night in the k-hole or make yourself a peanutbutter and psilocybin sandwhich and contemplate life

[heavy halo]

Im being gangstalked by the CIA

THEY PUT A CHIP IN MY BRAIN

]:

[slender rock]

shut up

[placid sail]

pretty sure khaytil will shit his own spine and skull out if he ever gonna be bright enough to injest any psilocybin

[odd sail]

[heavy halo]

ill adopt kittens then

[placid sail]

eating psychoactive drugs while having mental problems is like giving a domestic abuser some booze

[slender rock]

yeah

nah

[mint mist]

hi

[final cedar]

*a gun

[placid sail]

or a gun

[slender rock]

no

no gun

[real tinsel]

i have gotten blackout drunk two times so far and both were the worst experiences

i can't imagine what drugs would do

[placid sail]

no shit, sherlock, alcohol is a depressant

[real tinsel]

drinking just normal enough is okay and nice but when i go over the limit shit hits the fan

[slender rock]

bro

fucking

[placid sail]

bro is no fucking at all

[real tinsel]

indeed for 2 years now

[slender rock]

drugs gonna either make you go fucked up or end up OD

lets not

do that

[placid sail]

man, brainfart turned into wreckage of humanity attention whoring booth once again

[slender rock]

[real tinsel]

i was summoned

[heavy halo]

ILL ADOPT YOU ALL AND ABSUS TOU

YOU

U WILL BE GIVEN NO CATNIP

[placid sail]

the creature is anxious because khaaytil is hogging its attention

[slender rock]

lol

[placid sail]

khaytil, give your wife some spotlight, don't be greedy

[real tinsel]

sorry @heavy halo

[heavy halo]

Its okay :)

[placid sail]

also don't listen to metro and never, ever touch psychodelics while your psyche is still fucked up

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-out-grayskull-gif-8714176

[final cedar]

disregard that, take a combination of 2C-B and meth NOW

[real tinsel]

i will either kill myself or break and be reshaped into a godlike being

[placid sail]

you will either kill yourself or shit yourself

sorry bucko

[slender rock]

brain is like;

[placid sail]

the whole "enlightenment through psychodelics" myth works only with normies who has a stable mental

you're just gonna get way worse

[slender rock]

buy some musical instruments and make unhinged music

fuck it

[final cedar]

while their enlightenment is something like: "We gotta stop throwing plastic out the car window and make nature happy" like wtf

[placid sail]

I endorse that idea

[real tinsel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4LIM4qmpHABufePRrLWbiM?si=da22f988b500486b

[placid sail]

consider the proposal of depressed american

[slender rock]

Most musos are fucked up mentally

🙂

[placid sail]

it's not too late to join club 27, khaytil

[slender rock]

I guess i am one of them?

[real tinsel]

it's too early i'm 23

[slender rock]

although I don't call myself one because wtf is phrygian

[placid sail]

be the azeri grindcore ass prolapse legend you always aspired to be

[slender rock]

dead

[slender rock]

I am 28, I passed 27

still FUCKING HERE

[placid sail]

lame

[slender rock]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna compose one single song then wait until i'm 27 and kill myself so it explodes in popularity for a brief moment then dies forever with me

[final cedar]

but fr, if you deep into depression a guided therapy session accompanied by some dissociative like ketamine is probably one of the most effective ways to deal with trauma and depression. Unless it's some deep rooted pathogen related thing

[placid sail]

the song in question:

[placid sail]

aw shit metro redemption arc

[slender rock]

is that what that was

oh shit

[final cedar]

I didn't notice the rythm guitar at first, just by the farts at the beginning I knew what would come

[slender rock]

lolol

[final cedar]

holy shit

so many variations

[placid sail]

the music befitting brainfart

[slender rock]

very much so

[final cedar]

fucken nasty

[slender rock]

xD

[final cedar]

I have no reason to believe this ain't real fart/shart/diarrhea noises

[slender rock]

some of it might be

rest I think are SFX

[final cedar]

synthetic fart xtreme

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FReojp5L4c

[placid sail]

why does Falco sound like an AI

[slender rock]

fucking

xD

[devout hull]

italian

[slender rock]

Disabled-caster

[high pike]

Yo

[devout hull]

yo

[final cedar]

Yo

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnByeHVQxYc

[high pike]

• Named long penis

[placid sail]

nah he's Russian

[high pike]

( penis isn’t long )

[slender rock]

needs more distortion

[high pike]

How we doing this morning?

[devout hull]

(yeah its like 2 syllables)

[high pike]

What does this mean my friend?

[final cedar]

clearly roman

[devout hull]

it means ur pp smol

[final cedar]

It's bad

[devout hull]

Are you saying that my vagina is big?

Thanks.

[toxic sundial]

Put hims down 😭

[placid sail]

could you not be horny for TEN SECONDS

[devout hull]

wha?

huh?

[ruby minnow]

what are you guys talking about bro

[placid sail]

oh no

I was browsing old brainfart memes and found a congitohazard

[ruby minnow]

this channel makes me want to kill myself lets do a group suicide

[high pike]

Heavens gate? 👀

[placid sail]

I'm not even sure I can post it here, though I definitely got it from brainfart

[high pike]

Post it then I’ll tell you

[placid sail]

@narrow lotus sir could you please assist me so I won't break any laws

(though the meme was originally posted here)

[high pike]

Why not ask falco?

[placid sail]

because he's away

[high pike]

I’m sure either him or that other person with the red name are here

[placid sail]

wait no fair point he's usually online

@grizzled meadow PASTA MAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[high pike]

The one with the GMT next to their name

They’re always watching

[placid sail]

not always

but frequently

[placid sail]

well, nobody is responding, so no cursed memes for you

it's not even that obscene or sexual or something, just... weird

[devout hull]

you know where to put that

[placid sail]

high spider energy

oh

fair point

one sec

it is done, proceed to the chamber of secrets

[devout hull]

das a lot of gay fat crabspider women frenchin

[placid sail]

of course you're gonna jump on that to slander me

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RUXShiG6xIc

[devout hull]

mmphf

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/jpj-frightnight-vampire-getback-stayaway-gif-26434143

[devout hull]

its fun imagining vampires suddenly getting allergic to the letter t after jesus gets crucified

[slender rock]

true

[placid sail]

on the second thought, swastikas are probably outlawed or something, even in purely comedic scenarios

yeah

I'm sure mods will quietly giggle from the video while scrolling through logs tho

[quartz ridge]

P!1984

[foggy mantle]

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[amber marsh]

snowrunner is 50% off if anyone's interested

[high pike]

Nvm delete this

[placid sail]

nah it was the second meme

we're quickly scrolling through all sorts of haram things out there

[devout hull]

I already saved both videos.

[placid sail]

back to the normies-approved content

[devout hull]

For future use.

[devout hull]

Can't wait for another Mines of Phandelver stream.

[placid sail]

should I even google that

[devout hull]

Hardcore DnD campaign.

[placid sail]

define hardcore

[devout hull]

Starts with a quadruple goblin ambush and the party is all level 1s.

Your characters get potentially permanent injuries after going down.

[visual stirrup]

Going through character sheets like copy paper?

[placid sail]

oh, gameplay hardcore, not some weird sexual stuff

alright, cool!

[devout hull]

Yup, at least until they get through level 1.

They got no class features.

No sub-class abilities.

They have like 1-12 HP.

They roll for their starting HP too.

[visual stirrup]

May as well be playing Only War at that point

[devout hull]

Yeah, the DM decided to give them the full HP for level 1 after they TPKd twice.

Fun fact: This party actually appeared in the newest Baldur's Gate 3 animation!

[placid sail]

do you have the link to the stream

@devout hull spudeer

thank

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjMDIlamRhongsMaUxh3Cmsq1iTq9MnA2

The current party is at bottom right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNbLuSibs6U&t=67s

[placid sail]

AYO HOLD ON

TOMATO IS PARTICIPATING?

[devout hull]

Yup

[placid sail]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

[devout hull]

He's in 2 other campaigns of this DM

Goblins of IO

Pipe Dreamers

He's great in both.

[placid sail]

is it bret or fudge

[devout hull]

Brett.

JoeFudge is ALSO in the Mines campaign.

[placid sail]

ayoo

my parasocial frens

[devout hull]

Also the VTuber Juniper.

[placid sail]

ayooo the psychotic moth

[devout hull]

Yup, 2 DMs and 2 psychos are in a party.

[slender rock]

[placid sail]

sounds amazing

[pastel quartz]

Who

[placid sail]

nothing, nothing

we're discussing gay futa sex

[pastel quartz]

I heard vtuber

[devout hull]

Crowned, JoeFudge, Tomato and Juniper.

[pastel quartz]

Who do i make fun of

[placid sail]

the part of you which feels insecure and therefore needs to make fun of other, of course

[pastel quartz]

Im insecure as fuck

But im secure about being insecure

So fuck you

[devout hull]

Makes sense

[placid sail]

huh

[pastel quartz]

What

[placid sail]

I mean

it's probably convenient

poor spider strangles his shlong for ages, by his account

[devout hull]

Yup.

[placid sail]

and you're like

HA

HU

HA

SCOTLAND FOREVER

SPLURT

and you're on your way already

[devout hull]

[pastel quartz]

What?

[placid sail]

don't worry about it

[devout hull]

Reminded me of Johnny Bravo.

[pastel quartz]

Mate what the fuck are you talking about this is like trying to decipher the da vinci code

[placid sail]

that was the actual impression, I'm surprised it landed!

[pastel quartz]

What

[devout hull]

Just look at this thumbnail

You just KNOW it's Tomato.

[pastel quartz]

OHHHH

I know him

[placid sail]

oh I amuse myself so much sometimes

it actually was this that ticked me off

I will recognise that wrinkled angry berry anywhere

[pastel quartz]

Because confusing people with cringe inducing nonsense is so dignified

[devout hull]

He uses a plastic bottle to simulate his bones cracking.

[placid sail]

he can just try to break the disc again

[devout hull]

This is also great

https://youtu.be/dGf8NI9Y5v0?si=9O6puy6p0HTYzT3g

[placid sail]

this is indeed great

[devout hull]

Hardcore campaigns at level 1 be like:

https://youtu.be/AbK248g6fy4?si=08d9QDoLiGYuNJXI

[placid sail]

smacks lips this is horrible.

[devout hull]

yup

They all had to roll 3D6 (NOT 4d6 drop the lowest) for their ability scores.

In order.

And they, by choice, randomized their class.

AFTER the ability score rolling.

[placid sail]

AND they're playing hardcore mode

[devout hull]

Love these chaotic shits.

[placid sail]

some premium cock and ball torture

[devout hull]

Want some spoilers?

[placid sail]

can't wait to hear tomato scream every second

[placid sail]

sure

[high pike]

Come back when your meat is LONGER

and you’re worthy

[devout hull]

Half of them die and one of them gets to reroll their low score.

[devout hull]

Also Regeneration costs like 25000 gold.

So good luck with the dismemberment.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

for a lowly humble loan of 25k gold

this is like Lisa the Game, but in DnD

[devout hull]

Thankfully, the moment they breach level 2 they actually stop sucking.

[heavy halo]

Meow snack

[devout hull]

bites spine off

[placid sail]

what is even that

[heavy halo]

AAAAAAAAAA

[devout hull]

is that fucking compacted noodles

[placid sail]

three types of pasta in the soup weren't enough carbs

time to munch on dry lasagna sheets

pour some flour on top, too

[heavy halo]

its tamales-

[placid sail]

but seriously, what the fuck is even that

ah

OF COURSE

[placid sail]

OF COURSE IT'S A DOUGH

WHY EVEN ASK

[pastel quartz]

Tf is a pennis

[high pike]

No clue

[devout hull]

regrows twice the length, immediately making you deepthroat

[pastel quartz]

Stop

[devout hull]

Right, gonna stop the ERP before the mods come.

And come.

[high pike]

Little too colorful for my liking

[devout hull]

And come.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[high pike]

Nvm delete this

[heavy halo]

😨

[pastel quartz]

Worthy of a second use

[high pike]

You see this shit?

[heavy halo]

Ya-

[high pike]

What the fuck is he on about?

[pastel quartz]

Hes being an f slur

[placid sail]

the whole repressed and unfulfilled sexual drive of brainfart compressed into a single person

horny on main 24/7

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/fcr2OPEMt_8?si=1jaXK6jxIBM01EZU

[heavy halo]

[placid sail]

one day I'll conquer my laziness and watch the legendary goblin campaign

[heavy halo]

brainfart activities amirite

[devout hull]

Tomato's character (bard) had 24 Charisma by the end.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-boi-he-thick-anthony-gif-13869893

[devout hull]

His saving throws were AC 20.

[placid sail]

I mean

[devout hull]

He also has like 3 parasites on him.

Just casually.

[placid sail]

naturally, tomato will create a character that is basically unkillable while also being weird and quirky

[devout hull]

He did carry the final boss fight.

[placid sail]

damn, 24 cha

[devout hull]

Without him, one or two player characters would have died.

[placid sail]

the disgusting things you can do with that

[devout hull]

The final bossfight had 3 different campaigns btw.

[high pike]

Fuck you!

[placid sail]

excuse me?

[devout hull]

3 different groups partially converged to kill the Big Bad Guy.

From 3 different campaigns.

[placid sail]

oh damn

[devout hull]

On the same world.

[heavy halo]

Dann

[placid sail]

brett is cooking mighty

[devout hull]

Brett cooks real nice.

Also, I loved the fucking letters Tomato left in the other campaign's characters' bedrooms after they robbed them.

[high pike]

Sorry you had to see that

[devout hull]

One of them started with "Dear goblin racist"

[placid sail]

damn, I really should muster my depressed will and watch that

well, after the hardcore one, at least

[high pike]

Everyone’s a little racist

Just played this game today, it’s very bad

[devout hull]

One of the goblins' main quotes is "I hate humans"

Just a lil racism.

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RovF1zsDoeM&ab_channel=JosephFrazzetta

[high pike]

I understand completely

[placid sail]

the only dnd stuff I've watched so far is exandria unlimited campaign with lee mulligan as a dm

[high pike]

If you aren’t racist

Are you really alive? 🤔

[tulip ravine]

Rare to1 w

Yes rare

[placid sail]

you can't really use that argument while being a brainfart resident

[tulip ravine]

Bro I thought I got beamed for a second

[tulip ravine]

I get rare ls according to delight so I’ll take it

[high pike]

( I finally got noticed by Onii Chan @tulip ravine ) omg!!! UwU 💖🐱🫣😘🍗🫂

[placid sail]

the fuck

[tulip ravine]

That just gave me a fucking aneurysm

[placid sail]

the fuck x2

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/stroke-brain-dead-die-dumb-gif-20796254

[high pike]

You literally said the same thing last week dont act differently now

[placid sail]

lies

[tulip ravine]

If that doesn’t deserve a exile I don’t know what does

You have been promoted to exile

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[placid sail]

I'll better go watch dnd lest I'll be associated with the likes of you

ta ta

[glad carbon]

What the DAMN

[tulip ravine]

I thought you said I’ll batter you

[pastel quartz]

Because being a nerdy shit with no friends is better?

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/Q_A-UDFWdRw?si=JuXAjvayzxF0pGS-

[tulip ravine]

Fr we may be exiles but we socialise

[pastel quartz]

💅

[tulip ravine]

💅 self care type shit

[tulip ravine]

Average top gear episode

[high pike]

Hello hydro

How you doing today buddy?

[tulip ravine]

Rugby today was funny, we lost but we had some 50 year old kicking off with the players

[high pike]

Good?

[tulip ravine]

I’ll fucking batter you if you carry on

Just give me some Stella al twat thee

[pastel quartz]

We’re a pension age country

Im not surprised

[high pike]

Probiotics are nasty tho

[pastel quartz]

Please dont encourage meowmachine to be healthy

The sooner he dies the better

[tulip ravine]

ted

my man

got a new job offer

[pastel quartz]

Ingredients?

[tulip ravine]

why is it

[pastel quartz]

Looks good

[tulip ravine]

2 weeks before i got back to uni

[heavy halo]

OOOh polo :3

[tulip ravine]

im fucking bombarded with job offers

[high pike]

Congratulations 🎊

[placid sail]

@heavy halo do you eat yogurt or sour cream?

[high pike]

Just go with who pays the most

[pastel quartz]

Put some chillis in there

Ah

[high pike]

Why is your name getting redder and redder? 👀

[pastel quartz]

Its one of those dinners eh?

[high pike]

@tulip ravine tell them you have children so they’ll pay you more

[pastel quartz]

I had a grilled cheese and a couple of donuts

[high pike]

It’s like a violent red

[pastel quartz]

That was it for today

Same tomorrow probably

[high pike]

Like the red that has a gun next to it

[high pike]

You’re full off of just that?

[pastel quartz]

Nah mate im fucking starving

[high pike]

Just use a potato

[high pike]

That’s what I thought

[pastel quartz]

Just been eating a lot the past week and im working it off

[pale ingot]

DEATH TO ITALY

[heavy halo]

yogurt is yummy!

[pastel quartz]

Surviving off of beer and grilled cheese

[heavy halo]

i love eating yogurt

[pastel quartz]

Hell it aint bad

[high pike]

Nutrients in both of those

[placid sail]

congratulations, you're having at least a little bit of probiotics

unless it's some

american bullshit with 40 grams of sugar a pop

[high pike]

You’re an adult?

[pastel quartz]

Youre not?

Yup, but i limit myself to like one grilled cheese a day and maybe something else at a push

[final cedar]

salary?

[ruby minnow]

hopefully i don't wake up to a mute because Skom thought the message Sy5nt deleted was me deleting it

[high pike]

Some grown man shit right there

Let me join the team coach

[pastel quartz]

Im just trying to eat as little as possible

Its kinda a bi-weekly cycle

[high pike]

Do you uhhh…. Still have their numbers heh…… 👀

[pastel quartz]

Two weeks of eating what i want and then two weeks of eating fuck all

[high pike]

No, tf 😭

[final cedar]

I might have higher networth rn but I found out my GF is a badass bitch when it comes to corporate... she making twice what I did back when working still

[pastel quartz]

Why do you say that like being an adult is some kind of social taboo

[high pike]

She’s so real for that, I need her in my phone if it’s not a problem with you

[river robin]

Why are you here isn’t this channel restricted?
Mods, ban this child for breaking the TOS

[pastel quartz]

Doubt youve got a girlfriend, slick.

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bOAjd.gif

[pastel quartz]

I will do none of those things

[river robin]

Shit anime meme spotted, opinion discarded

[final cedar]

or you play out your dommy mommy fantasy and ride it out

[pastel quartz]

Now see shit like this is why you dont have a girlfriend

[final cedar]

This shit legit the best I can think of, if life continues for me like it is rn I can die a happy camper

I scored big good boy points last week, her lil bro got bad cop treatment and I activated my lawyer + dads connection with some commonwealth chair lady. Got the cop to apologize and even suspended after he peppered a teenager over some bullshit made up traffic violation. Her fam don't hate me anymore for being a white boy

[high pike]

Rich gf, stay at home and game bf 😎

[final cedar]

nothing more attractive than a low ambition g*mer

bonus points for bad hygiene and high BMI

[high pike]

Never said all that

[final cedar]

that reminds me, gotta work out my lanky ass

gn cat

[high pike]

Bro wtf, are you a politician or smthng?

[final cedar]

get a lawyer on retainer if you do sketchy shit, it's 101

[high pike]

Man’s pulling strings like he’s in a movie or something

[high pike]

Is

[final cedar]

plus dad be in the farmer union so he know low level gov folk which happen to be pushing hard against racists in law enforcement

[pastel quartz]

My dad could beat up your dad

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490732300566548/1149846450809876551/F5eZZnkXMAAIF4s.png

[high pike]

You are actually the man behind the curtain omg

[final cedar]

I'm in your walls, no pump some weight

[high pike]

Busy with school no time

[pastel quartz]

Busy with sex

[final cedar]

exercise increases mental performance, do some pushups/dips. You're only one pushup away from being in the best shape of your life

[delicate trail]

that guy shit his pants

[slender rock]

uhm

CODE BROWN

[heavy halo]

Say it.

[heavy halo]

Again.

[storm stream]

all the gym weightlifting equipement should be electric generators. its dumb for all that energy to be wasted by ppl who arent doing work

[delicate trail]

uuhhhh what

[slender rock]

CODE BRUWN

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-air-biscuit-cat-biscuit-biscuit-cute-cat-gif-26544895

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-political-now-are-we-gif-26908217

[storm stream]

whatawhat. generate electricity

[slender rock]

Whatawata?

[high pike]

Everyone listen 👂

[storm stream]

instead of lifting weights, the mechanisms spin generators which are plugged into the grid

[high pike]

This man is the head of a Fortune 500 company

Before today I was broke lazy and unmotivated

[heavy halo]

Burn.

[high pike]

After reading his story

[high pike]

And seeing his experience we should all follow in his footsteps

[slender rock]

no u

https://tenor.com/view/brain-dead-mindless-nana-na-gif-10224363

[glad carbon]

normal people
schizo people

[heavy halo]

:(

[buoyant yacht]

me and my companions stepping into electro to charge our batteries

[slender rock]

gae

[crimson flame]

electric generators can only harness energy with something that has fast and consistent movement....

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFzJnEx7cAw

[crimson flame]

yes

[slender rock]

[crimson flame]

i dont have to watch it

[slender rock]

rusty boi

👀

the spring doesn't look too bad?

[storm stream]

fr??

[slender rock]

Mmmyeah idk

hmm

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/LGTUXwPNwys?feature=shared

Watching xqc actually trying aswell is wholesome af

[slender rock]

it fucking fires

👀

[spiral raven]

bruh i hope there will be new [refused] songs in cyberpunl

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/die-please-evil-simba-le-simb-gif-23142545

[spiral raven]

the samurai stuff

[slender rock]

why the fuck are you asking me? what is wrong with you?

[spiral raven]

uhhh what the fuck

[solar coral]

crusty ahhh incel AK

[mint mist]

hi

[heavy halo]

Found a super good metal artist

Less than 200 monthly listeners

Gatekeep time

[zealous remnant]

wouldn't that be detrimental to the artist though?

[high pike]

My bad bro, I thought you we had the same hobbies

[river robin]

Meow is retarded, it’s expected.

[high pike]

Not if you want their music to stay the same

[slender rock]

fuck no

wtf is wrong with you

stop it

get help

[high pike]

Why is it so ducking loud @zealous remnant

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g2g2fMlp_0s?feature=share

I don't hear much difference, some higher freq

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-no-nope-pink-guy-youtuber-sarcasm-gif-7984039

[high pike]

Ok I understand

[heavy halo]

40 Benadryl hatman

[zealous remnant]

bruhhh

[high pike]

Please don’t I already deleted it

No one needs to know about it

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/gntv-gothamnerdtv-gothamnerd-pink-guy-pink-guy-gun-gif-18579755

[zealous remnant]

I thought this was a safe space
t.to1

[spiral raven]

tarkov with mods

or new call of doody

[high pike]

No proof

[final cedar]

amazing

[spiral raven]

guys do you think there will be new samurai songs in phantom something cberpoop dlc

[high pike]

No lol

[zealous remnant]

I love my AK
financial crisis time
Where is AK?

[spiral raven]

y

[high pike]

Look back

Back at when the game first released

And now

[spiral raven]

???

[high pike]

It’s still the same game dispite the updates

It’s not like GTA where they add shit

[spiral raven]

i said "do you think there will be new samurai ( "[refusd]") songs

you silly dong

[high pike]

Refusd?

Fuck does that mean?

Any way, no I doubt they’ll be adding anything new

Probably some guns, clothes and a car

And maybe

Maybe, some cyber ware mods

Maybe like 3 or 4

[spiral raven]

https://www.youtube.com/@refusedofficial these guys made cp2077 samurai songs

[high pike]

Can you even call it content

Lazy ass fucking devs I’m so sick of this shit

[spiral raven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igq3d6XA75Y

the voices

the

[final cedar]

man I wish he'd just put some balistol on it, clean the barrel and try shooting it

[spiral raven]

the electric stings

cod?

[high pike]

No not gta, that games perfect

Talking about cyberslop

[final cedar]

cyberslav doesn't have multiplayer so it's a better game than GTA:O right out the gate

[spiral raven]

yeah gta5 is like

in that mmee

thank god rdr2 is fine

[high pike]

You serious?

[final cedar]

shame they fucked up RDR relaunch

[high pike]

Game is a fuckshow at best

[spiral raven]

it isnt?

[high pike]

Just looks pretty is all

[final cedar]

Still riding on the 15 billion I got by some hacker few years back

[spiral raven]

i said rdr2 not rdr 1 switch and ps4

[high pike]

( me, until they banned my whole acct and ip )

[final cedar]

the trick was to put it in the stock market

[high pike]

Bro what?

[final cedar]

is the online stock market still a thing btw

[high pike]

I thought rockstar got rid of that because people were greasing it

[final cedar]

it definitely was a thing wasn't it?

[high pike]

Not online

Only in story mode I believe

[final cedar]

story mode for sure

[high pike]

Otherwise no one would buy those dumb ass slop cards

That and the billion dollar bounties

[spiral raven]

IM GOING TO FUCKING

DRINK wamter

WELL GOOD FOR YOU

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vCCsdF33vCs?feature=share

[spiral raven]

what the fuck was that

[slender rock]

RX580 enjoyer

[high pike]

Shut the hell up

Drink your water

[spiral raven]

what about rx470

are they

[final cedar]

what was the meta to keep glitched money back when?

I rember I did something to avoid getting the hammer

[high pike]

Let’s talk about this more yeah? 👁️👁️

[slender rock]

even better 🙂

[high pike]

How’d you do that?

[spiral raven]

thank oyu

[final cedar]

[high pike]

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-disintergrating-meme-emoji-disintegrating-meme-gif-21239978

[slender rock]

okay I have some opinions on this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ee5jx9WStUo?feature=share

dude doesn't hit shit

[high pike]

Fully auto one is better

[slender rock]

not even centermass

fucking scrub

[high pike]

[final cedar]

4 hits with AE

[high pike]

Need that money hack @final cedar 👁️👁️

[final cedar]

did they fix the netcoding thing yet?

[spiral raven]

guys

[final cedar]

haven't played GTAO in forever

[spiral raven]

tall skinny cans or short fat cans

like coke

pepsi

[final cedar]

tall skinny

better yet tall fat

like the 500ml powerhorse

[high pike]

They’re all the same bro

Just drink

[spiral raven]

if you drink out of long ones, ur pp is short

its the rule

so short fat

[high pike]

@dusty locust

Take notes

[spiral raven]

power horse what the fuck lmfao

[final cedar]

in this case small fat > tall skinny

[spiral raven]

mr hands

btw i almost saw that video

thank go i have fast reaction

[final cedar]

sweet summer child

[spiral raven]

wdym

i was lucky i didnt saw it

like

[final cedar]

mf have your balls even dropped, how old you even

[spiral raven]

it didnt loaded lol

what

the

fuck?

[high pike]

Cowards

[spiral raven]

wdfym

[final cedar]

what going on here

[spiral raven]

i dont want to see a guy getting fucked by a horse to death

[high pike]

Nvm I didn’t know that’s what It was about

Delete this please 🙏🏼

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[high pike]

See?

[final cedar]

wait yous been dumb enough to post hands?

[high pike]

You forgot to take your meds again old man @spiral raven

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ttonJFmhOuI?feature=share.

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-stink-you-stink-stinky-dog-meme-gif-gif-23952012

wait how the fuck

we got from some

[final cedar]

cans?

honestly hoped there'd be a bird discussion

https://tenor.com/OBrC.gif

[spiral raven]

cyberpunk muisc -> tall skinny pepsi/coke cans or fat and short -> mr hands -> some dude asking me did i record mr hands video -> some brain shit disease idk didnt watched

fucking

hell

im

fucking goodbye

i dont wantto talk with you again

[final cedar]

weak

[spiral raven]

i have minecraft pufferfish phone case

wtf u talknig about

+plush isaac from tboi

[final cedar]

w e a k

[spiral raven]

lego bd-1

lego darth vader

[high pike]

Yeah

[final cedar]

leak

[spiral raven]

plush creeper

[high pike]

Live leak

[spiral raven]

yand fycjng

fucking

guess

[pastel quartz]

weak

[final cedar]

cum

[spiral raven]

no wtf

[final cedar]

in

disguise

[high pike]

Preach 🙏🏼

[final cedar]

your

cum

won't

last

[high pike]

Talk that shit

[visual stirrup]

Bruh
Y'all know what the most OP weapon in Baldur's Gate 3 is?

Fucking gunpowder barrels

[final cedar]

[grizzled meadow]

There's a snake in my ass, the cum father secret stash

[final cedar]

do you throw em?

[grizzled meadow]

Cum stomp me flat

[high pike]

Where’s your pfp low rank

[visual stirrup]

"Hello, goblins. Let me just drop this barrel right next to you."

[grizzled meadow]

I'm going to fuck your dad

Cumming high into the morning sky

[final cedar]

Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass

[storm stream]

The italian on some freak shit

[grizzled meadow]

Got this shit on speed dial

[final cedar]

Margaret Thatcher, the Cum Snatcher

[high pike]

Did you cum?

[visual stirrup]

If you throw it, the barrel breaks and the powder spreads around. The blast is less effective.
I left it next to a group of goblins and hit with a fireball.

[high pike]

Or did you came?

[grizzled meadow]

Riding hard eating ass masterclass

[oblique spire]

GOOD MORNING FALCO

[grizzled meadow]

LIFE IS A CAGE

AND DEATH IS THE KEY

[high pike]

Hello llama

[oblique spire]

fair enough falco

[final cedar]

all your cum are belong to me

[oblique spire]

what

[grizzled meadow]

Castration in the sky, your penis will fly

[oblique spire]

To1 what the fuck did you say

[high pike]

So real, you guys need to make a cover

[grizzled meadow]

Another good one is

Mommy's cum tax, grind my balls on an axe

[high pike]

Not a fucking thing alright

Relax

[oblique spire]

Nuh uh

[high pike]

You forgot to take you meds again old man

[final cedar]

I can't believe I listened to this fully again

[grizzled meadow]

Sans Undertale
The cum reaper

[grizzled meadow]

It's just that good

[high pike]

Some historical shit is happening here tonight

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking a skeleton right in the pussy

The Dark Souls of cum

[oblique spire]

kill yourself

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SzCVxDdCABo?feature=share

[high pike]

Y

[slender rock]

dumpster just having a drive

[high pike]

Build yourself while she builds your wealth

And then shine when you’re ready

Nothing wrong with your woman being your bread winner

[oblique spire]

Ted

[high pike]

I’m ahead of the curb 😎

[oblique spire]

Got a weight bench

[high pike]

Honestly

[oblique spire]

Call me Usec 3 the way I be pumping these weights like its tarkov

[high pike]

Phew…

It’s not about me right now

[carmine crown]

Fuck everyone named alex, can get behind that

[high pike]

You are the fucking CIA holy shit

[oblique spire]

Yes

[high pike]

Can’t do shit in here damn

[grizzled meadow]

I had one Alex in here, he's gone now and I used to tell him that line every time

Hopefully he'll be back soon

[high pike]

So I’m the only one who feels this way?

[final cedar]

I've had myself under control for this long not to try and make a falco AI

[grizzled meadow]

You literally have one audio, come on now

(don't do it)