🎪bruh-fart

[stone shoal]

Jibberish

[tulip ravine]

I mean

It works

[stone shoal]

I asked that and then after looking at his face I remembered who he was

It's everyone's favourite

The guy

[toxic sundial]

Him™

[stone shoal]

|| He shot some black people but to be fair it's because they literally pinned him to the ground. ||

[toxic sundial]

No they were white

[stone shoal]

o

Why are people crying then

People were calling him an evil murderer

[toxic sundial]

Because American politics are amazing

[tulip ravine]

I might go to these places soon

[heavy halo]

Um wgt dont we switch topics

Do u guys like subway

[stone shoal]

I only saw like a segement of his trial where he was declared not guilty and he literally balled his eyes out

[heavy halo]

i like the meatball sub from there

[tulip ravine]

The one thing good about uk in natural beauty

[stone shoal]

Spyro subway

[heavy halo]

meatballs subways is yummy

[tulip ravine]

I like subway meatballs with mayo and bbq sauce

[heavy halo]

Spyro-?

[heavy halo]

yeah rhe meatballs are good

BRO

[tulip ravine]

Also I have a waysub ballmeat, the bread is made form meatball and the meatball is made from bread

[stone shoal]

Do not google the promotional stunt Subway did for the Spyro remastered game

[heavy halo]

the subway pizza is fucking delicious

[toxic sundial]

I want to travel to Greece just so I can mispronounce gyro on purpose as bad as I can

[heavy halo]

But my stomach dies after it

[heavy halo]

Hmm..

[tulip ravine]

Same with me and Indian food

I fucking love Indian food

[heavy halo]

😨

[tulip ravine]

But Jesus Christ I better start repenting after

[heavy halo]

i should have listened

[tulip ravine]

Average meow moment

[stone shoal]

My newfound food obsession is lettuce rolls

[heavy halo]

FUCK OFF WITH THAT STUPID ASS SCREENSHOT YOU DUMB BITCH

I HATE TOU

[stone shoal]

Put that back on the screen

[tulip ravine]

Mine currently is dominos and fish

[toxic sundial]

I have made fried rice almost every day for the past two weeks idk what's up with me

[tulip ravine]

I tried smoked mackerel and salmon for first time not long ago it was bloody amazing

[heavy halo]

Whats one food you havent had in ages and really want

[stone shoal]

Deep Fried Mars Bar

[toxic sundial]

[heavy halo]

that kinda sounds good ngl

[stone shoal]

The epitome of the words "Fat Fuck"

[heavy halo]

Idk why

Maybe cuz im american

[tulip ravine]

Who the fuck looked at a mussel and thought mmmmm

[heavy halo]

but i want mini corn dogs so bad

[stone shoal]

It's as base and as greasy as it sounds. Deep fried chocolate of any kind would work but mars bars are where it's at

[toxic sundial]

Chislik

[heavy halo]

does anybody remember when they served mini corndogs in school lunches

[toxic sundial]

I need to return to my ancestral home

[stone shoal]

I love eating puke out of a seafood shell

[tulip ravine]

Never had corndogs

[heavy halo]

really?

[tulip ravine]

It’s not popular here

[stone shoal]

Same tbh

We don't have them over here

[tulip ravine]

I’m pretty sure it’s just a American thing I can’t lie

[heavy halo]

hmm wel think of it like

A hotdog in a pancake

[tulip ravine]

I know what a corn dog is

[heavy halo]

probably tbh

[toxic sundial]

Corn dogs are great

[heavy halo]

OH

FLANK STEAK

flank steak i want so bad

[tulip ravine]

Why are most American things only eaten in America

[toxic sundial]

Hotdog deep fried in batter

[heavy halo]

Last time i had it was almost 4 years ago

[tulip ravine]

Porterhouse / rib eye on top

[toxic sundial]

Imma make stew tomorrow night

[stone shoal]

If it was a battered sausage on a stick but with extra thick batter walls I'd be all over that

[toxic sundial]

Will keep y'all updated

[heavy halo]

Ribeye is good but flank stank is so good

[empty pulsar]

rib eye best cut

[stone shoal]

But a pancake?

Not really it

For me at least

[tulip ravine]

Fillet mignon is amazing

[empty pulsar]

i'm pulling up to shabbat dinner tmr but one of the people there is vegetarian and now they fucked up my whole recipe smh my head

[heavy halo]

not its not literally a pancake

[tulip ravine]

I’m making a beef wellington this weekend

[toxic sundial]

It is batter, pancakes are only for breakfast corndogs

[heavy halo]

Its what you just described

i was using pancake to help u get a picture

[stone shoal]

Sick

[tulip ravine]

I prefer baking tho ngl

[toxic sundial]

Breakfast corndogs are like corndogs except they are sausage and pancakes, sometimes blueberry pancake

[tulip ravine]

I make cakes pratically every day

[tulip ravine]

Today I did a white chocolate cheesecake and homemade Nutella ice cream

[empty pulsar]

literal crack

[heavy halo]

Opinions?

[toxic sundial]

Goes hard when you're 12

[heavy halo]

What ya think banzai

[empty pulsar]

regular corndog is shittiest of the shit, breakfast corndogs are a culinary miracle

[toxic sundial]

Eat 14 and then vomit, but not because of the 14 corndogs but because of the funnel cake/pumpkin donuts

Whichever is applicable

[tulip ravine]

Also

What the fuck is cobbler

[heavy halo]

uhm

i think its a type of desert

Close to a apple pie

Peach cobbler is one of them

[toxic sundial]

Delicious

[tulip ravine]

Ooo I might make apple pie tomorrow

[heavy halo]

ooh yum

[tulip ravine]

Apple pie whip up some homemade vanilla ice cream

And I’m pretty sure I have some stuff for making chocolate left over

[heavy halo]

yeah see how nice the chat is when dont talk about that guy with the white bat at the rallies and keep it to stuff we all enjoy

[stone shoal]

That don't look like battered sausage but maybe it's just Bri'ish way of making batter versus american

[heavy halo]

Show pics when u do

[tulip ravine]

Maybe

[heavy halo]

Ive never seen homemade vanilla icecream

How do u do it?

Ik its something with milk

Cuz i think dairy is the base for all icecream

Milk

[stone shoal]

Like tbf battered sausage has a crunchy texture to it when you bit down.

[toxic sundial]

Milk + cold = ice cream

[heavy halo]

Is that deadass it

[toxic sundial]

If it's snowing outside just mix snow and milk add vanilla

[tulip ravine]

Cheesecake I made ages ago

[stone shoal]

Isn't it cream specifically?

[tulip ravine]

Should of left the crumbs really

It made it look alot worse

[heavy halo]

Im ngl that looks super dry cuz if the crumbs but it’s probably good

[tulip ravine]

But eh it was delicious so I don’t care

[stone shoal]

Is that banana and crackers or whipped cream?

[tulip ravine]

Whipped cream

And Biscoff biscuits

[heavy halo]

Mmm whipped cream

[tulip ravine]

Caramelised biscuits

[stone shoal]

Should've been banana instead

[heavy halo]

U guys ever just get a can of whipped cream and just directly into ur mouth with it?

[uncut obsidian]

don't think so

[stone shoal]

Then again It's cheesecake...

[heavy halo]

U never had a childhood if u never did that

[tulip ravine]

I’ll make some for you and mail it you

[heavy halo]

Omg haii

We talking about food n stuff

[toxic sundial]

Speaking of weird American consumables I keep a handy supply of sarsaparilla to keep away any Europeans from my property

[uncut obsidian]

p!lemon

[foggy mantle]

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[heavy halo]

the one thing i hate is im super good at baking because i have both knowledge AND experience

But cooking…

[heavy halo]

Im really knowledgeable but… experience..?

[tulip ravine]

That’s the spread I used

[heavy halo]

U saw what i did to those eggs

[toxic sundial]

🧂

[heavy halo]

Literally mountain of salt on it

Poor eggs

[tulip ravine]

I might make meringue

[heavy halo]

they were looking good too

[heavy halo]

Whats that?

[runic kernel]

Hi meowmachine Hi Hydro

[heavy halo]

Hello catboy, wanna join the convo for once?

We talking about food!

[heavy halo]

Ooooh

That looks like little puffs of whipped cream

With a fondat texture

[tulip ravine]

It’s crunchy egg dessert

It’s amazing

It melts in your mouth and is just seeet

Sweet

You honestly can’t even tell it’s made with egg

[runic kernel]

No 🐱

[heavy halo]

Yeah i couldnt

[toxic sundial]

Egg + lemon drop + whip

[heavy halo]

It looked like something made with cream

Oooh speaking of melting in your mouth

let me find them

Oh my god i love these

Anybody else had these?

[toxic sundial]

I had a history professor that handed these out if you went to his office

[oblique spire]

Bit fuckin sus

[toxic sundial]

They aight but Ghirardelli is better

[tulip ravine]

I might buy a proper ass smoker and do smoked ribs on Friday

[oblique spire]

Just bought a weight bench for home

[heavy halo]

mmmm smoked ribs

i always seen bbq vids

[oblique spire]

Now I'll get fat gains for my Tarky PMC and irl

[toxic sundial]

Pulled pork

[heavy halo]

i love when they do pulled meat

[toxic sundial]

Goes hard

[heavy halo]

Honestly

[tulip ravine]

Dude you need to try my pulled pork nachos

[empty pulsar]

carnitas go soooo hard

[heavy halo]

I LOVE CARNITAS

[eager igloo]

HELLOOOO

[empty pulsar]

slow cooker gang

[heavy halo]

hii

i had carnitas 2 weeks ago

Straight from the grill

[toxic sundial]

I live in the heart of BBQ land bro come get some shred chicken nachos and pulled pork sammich

[heavy halo]

Hot as hell but sooo good

I also had Mexican orange rice with it

[tulip ravine]

I got a busy schedule cooking wise this week

[heavy halo]

I wish ate more but i ended up throwing up cuz i yk-

[tulip ravine]

Saturday I’m doing a slow roast beef dinner for girlfriend and her family, then Sunday I’m doing Sunday roast for my family

[heavy halo]

You could always just make one big meal and portion it through the week

ooooh

[tulip ravine]

I might try pork belly for Sunday

[heavy halo]

i can smel ur wallet burning from the big slabs of meat

Must be delicous

[pastel quartz]

john pork

[tulip ravine]

I can smell my bank screaming at me

But no they pay for half

[oblique spire]

@winged phoenix

[tulip ravine]

So i mean

I don’t mind

[heavy halo]

Thats fair

[tulip ravine]

And I take it home usually same day and give it to our neighbours or homeless if we pass them

[runic kernel]

Hi llama Hi Ted

[oblique spire]

Alo catboy ❤️

[toxic sundial]

The trick is 1 good expensive meal a week and then like fried rice for every other meal

Maybe a single slice of bacon as a treat

[tulip ravine]

Honestly I found bacon overrated after a while

[uncut obsidian]

never ate bacon

[tulip ravine]

then again

Our bacon is different to what yous have

[toxic sundial]

Goddamn that's a whole fucken pork chop

[glad carbon]

those are just pork chops

bacon is thinner and fattier

[tulip ravine]

Nah it’s bscon

[uncut obsidian]

btw don't forget that your nose is always partially blocking your vision

[tulip ravine]

It’s thin

[uncut obsidian]

and that you breathe manually

[tulip ravine]

It’s just the fat that makes it look thicker

[young fulcrum]

Bro you're still puking up all your meals? It's been at LEAST a week.

Seek medical help, Christ on a fucking Cross

[toxic sundial]

Bro that's like 10% fat

[heavy halo]

nono that was 2 weeks ago

[toxic sundial]

Our bacon is like 40-50% fat

[young fulcrum]

It's pretty good if cooked right. Almost everyone overcooks the hell out of it though

[tulip ravine]

Can kinda see the thickness there

[toxic sundial]

You use a slice of bacon to rend when you don't want to use butter

If it weren't midnight I'd go get my bacon and show

[tulip ravine]

I love the shop near me

2 packs of 20 slices for like 1.50

[toxic sundial]

I got a pound and a half of pork steak I'm gonna make a stew out of tomorrow for like 2$

[runic kernel]

Hi Madi Hi PAVLO

[tulip ravine]

I wonder if we have any Worcestershire sauce left

If any of you can pronounce that right I’d be surprised

It’s the one word every non Brit seems to be unable to pronounce

[young fulcrum]

You can collect the excess bacon grease from cooking bacon and strain it to use for this instead of cooking bacon every time.

It'll keep for quite a while, a couple months at least. (I've seen people keep it much longer, but don't trust it myself)

[toxic sundial]

God dammit my football team lost by 1 point

[heavy halo]

OH MY GOD

[toxic sundial]

Mfers couldn't field goal 1 more time

[tulip ravine]

I tried watching nfl

I dunno how yous deal with all the 30 second breaks

[empty pulsar]

woos-ter-shir sauce

[toxic sundial]

Nah just cook 1 slice to get the fat out for pan lubrication then throw the bacon int whatever you are cooking

Then you get bacon and bacon is good

[empty pulsar]

I live in New England

[tulip ravine]

Say it in voice note and I’ll accept it

[river zealot]

1.5 braincells

[young fulcrum]

Bring the fellas over and drink beer in the downtime

[empty pulsar]

fuck no bruh you really think imma send a voice note to some random brit in a discord server

[robust cove]

big ass nose

[tulip ravine]

Yes

[young fulcrum]

[empty pulsar]

you'll just have to take my word for it

[zealous remnant]

i prefer the salted caramel

[young fulcrum]

Like worstesher sauce?

[tulip ravine]

The good old shires

Lancashire Yorkshire

[young fulcrum]

I always just call it Worchester sauce. Fuck Britain lmao

[toxic sundial]

Yeah you pronounce the end of it like new Hampshire

[empty pulsar]

there's a Worcester ("pronounced woo-ster") in massachusetts that's how i know how to pronounce that shit ngl

[toxic sundial]

True!

Werstersure sauce

[tulip ravine]

Oh yeah? If so good at pronouncing

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Go ahead

[toxic sundial]

Nah

[tulip ravine]

Fun fact

That’s a town in wales

[empty pulsar]

sheep fucking noises

[tulip ravine]

Yea

My grandad can say it perfectly

His power scares me

[empty pulsar]

i saw that video of that one wetaherman who pronounced it perfectly

shit was a trip

[tulip ravine]

11:22PM

[oblique spire]

Guys

[toxic sundial]

Yuh

[tulip ravine]

This is the correct time

[toxic sundial]

Nah

[tulip ravine]

Yuh uh

[oblique spire]

[young fulcrum]

Marked One? What the heeeeell?

[oblique spire]

Real

[toxic sundial]

If you've seen that video of Tom Holland drinking root beer and extrapolate the data then scientifically sarsaparilla should instantly kill any British person

It's just a shame they won't fund my research

[young fulcrum]

I always forget that everyone in Stalker got the craziest widow's peaks of all time

[oblique spire]

real

[young fulcrum]

MFs need the clean shave + bearded look badly in the zone

[oblique spire]

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056492780857335891/1100817387839819898/ezgif-5-e18337b720.gif

[toxic sundial]

Tragic 😔

[young fulcrum]

STALKER 2 was funded by the deep state...

[solar coral]

everybody do the flop

[young fulcrum]

Suboptimal

[zealous remnant]

indeed

[errant magnet]

is that a door lock

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/GeorgeTaylorG/status/1699818495909806108

taylor (@GeorgeTaylorG)

It’s insane how beautiful life can be

Likes

26538

Retweets

3027

Twitter · Sep 7, 2023, 4:14 PM

[zealous remnant]

ar lower receiver

[fallow trellis]

i need more bullets

[runic kernel]

Hi Neeko

[stone shoal]

hwat game in the god damn

[glad carbon]

HOLY HELL

[stone shoal]

Wouldn't it just be easier to tip it from the bottom edge then, or even better just fucking pour it faster? Also just hold the straw/teabag/cotton bud higher and swivel it around you stupid fuck.

rrrrgh I hate memes that make no sense

😡

[zealous remnant]

the meme makes sense in that its supposed to make you hate it

things that make people uncomfortable

[stone shoal]

Mission accomplished 😡 👍

[zealous remnant]

[glad carbon]

dankerbeef is a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vACgG-ZjeBA&ab_channel=DankerBeef

[glad carbon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQTqmTSB8g8&t=0s&ab_channel=DankerBeef

[stone shoal]

Okay like what or why though

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/propeller-hat-dog-gif-11699767

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frXdtNI3Ylg

Steve 🙂

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704613785247154256/1149540313375981648/Snaptik.app_7275240163712699690.mov

[glad carbon]

hop in an mri after eating 20 lbs of steel ball bearings

[eager igloo]

Or wearing butt plug with metallic core

[slender rock]

ow

[stone shoal]

You know it gets spooky when he starts looking like the Blender Monkey object

https://media.sketchfab.com/models/3a0647fba1654920b09ba4d11967e8cc/thumbnails/6d465b5029be41fc8ab37d5d16883bfc/3155a4d7dfe14cb39f1912fde5800907.jpeg

[grim sluice]

Sussane as complex geometry is interesting, but still offputting

[fallow trellis]

bro thinks hes adam warlock

[uncut obsidian]

already happened irl

[slender rock]

shhh, billy's sleeping

[zealous remnant]

i love cursed furbys

[slender rock]

no only circuit bent and cursed, haunted too

[robust cove]

It's a Biblically accurate furby

[stone shoal]

Biblically Accurate Furby

[robust cove]

First

[slender rock]

I need this pinned. Reminder for everyone

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-amogus-gif-21782636

[stone shoal]

But also for hiveminding

[robust cove]

Epic hivemind moment 🤝

[slender rock]

Head like a hole, black as your soul.

[fallow trellis]

Where is the rat

[near cipher]

Yeah?

[fallow trellis]

very nice

[robust cove]

I don't think anyone is getting the guitarist jokes bro

[slender rock]

😦

you guys succ

I cri

[slender rock]

ah hell yeah

[odd sail]

TC electronic pedals just break

[robust cove]

I'll continue to do that

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq3KRghjfBk

nuggy time

[stone shoal]

I love nuggies

[eager igloo]

I know, that's what I'm referencing

[robust cove]

That was me actually

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-skull-skull-skull-spinning-spin-spinning-gif-9100477621967381038

[stone shoal]

Needs an olt-timey rotor plane going faster than the jets for the real feel

Bi-plane

[zealous remnant]

Polikarpov Po-2?

[robust cove]

The guy sued the company that he bought it from, because they advertised that it has no metal inside

[stone shoal]

sure, I don't speak top-gear

[stone shoal]

Unfathomably based, nevermind

[uncut obsidian]

[stone shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1093358649814040656.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

spin spin spin spin spin spin skull

I have been doing literally nothing these past few days

I need help

[robust cove]

Play days gone like me

[stone shoal]

I don't play console

Oh shit it real

It really real

[solar obsidian]

is the game worth 40$, @robust cove?

[stone shoal]

|| A shame I'm not interested in zombie game ||

[robust cove]

It was on sale not too long ago on steam

Idk if the full price is worth it tho

I can say that it's fun

[oblique spire]

Yes

Days gone is pretty fuckin cool, especially if you watch TWD and like Daryl Dixon

[wet wave]

IMO, yes.

Days gone is however, a slow burn

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddlACU88Z30

[robust cove]

Reminds of mad max and state of decay, and I love those games a lot

[robust cove]

That is , altho I'm still a long ways from finishing it lol

[heavy halo]

woaw

[robust cove]

What

[heavy halo]

:3

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

Thats not a cat

fucking idiot

[heavy halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1149586948692901939/20230806_173727.png

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDyYFR-lDYk

[oblique spire]

Not a cat

fucking idiot

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1149586948692901939/20230806_173727.png

[oblique spire]

kys

[grim sluice]

https://youtu.be/RF6aGXNCspc

[slender rock]

one moment please..,

[eager igloo]

Fucking based airplane

[inland jackal]

REAL

[eager igloo]

Apparently quite efficient in Korean war since it was small and made of wood and fabric so it was hard to catch on radar

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZj6f7FrWec

[real tinsel]

he's literally me fr

[swift scarab]

New phonk remix dropped 9hrs ago

https://youtu.be/iN1qzis6UDs?si=2E_CdghPLJv6TkBx

[real tinsel]

it comes in such a pretentious ass box like it's not gonna get thrown into the pile of random instruments and cables 5 minutes after it was opened

[slender rock]

yeah

lol

[inland jackal]

On the bus, went past a protest.
More shit about development on sacred aboriginal land.
Same shit different toilet, really.
Can we have something new to protest about?

[slender rock]

protest the protest of the protests protesting the protest

fucking circle time

[stone shoal]

Petition your local government to allow blood games to determine the next mayor / president

[real tinsel]

protesting is meaningless unless you kill some of the people you're protesting against

[grim sluice]

Go the based route and protest the Environmental protestors. No one likes those cunts. If only they went after politicians and millionaires for a change

[real tinsel]

just standing on roads, blocking average people's roads is gonna do nothing

people got work and shit

[stone shoal]

COOKING OIL THIEVES

COOKING
OIL

[real tinsel]

i'd just run over you if it wouldn't get me in trouble

[stone shoal]

That'll never not be funny

[grim sluice]

I remember that

[grim sluice]

I remember in Germany the second they went on a private airfield to block a jet. The police was there instantly... I wonder why

[real tinsel]

turkish people once got the police on their back and went after the building that turkish president lives

mf instantly helicoptered himself away

i hate turks but they got my respect for doing an actual protest

same with french

they've always went full on instead of half ass

[proud torrent]

arma added a rail gun tank

shit weird

[eager igloo]

Well mf flew away and nothing changed

[real tinsel]

american protests are pathetic

[grim sluice]

The Canadian one was hilarious. They had a bouncy castle.

And honking horns everywhere

[upper axle]

to quote a certain incredibly based fellow who made news headlines with this line: "at what point do we get to use the guns? no really i mean it, when do we say enough is enough and just kill these people?"

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5WvZLl-iMw

[oblique spire]

Some T-90 looking motherfucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrPGSV3l_rk

this guy?

[upper axle]

dude said this at a fucking political conference on camera btw

[proud torrent]

ye

[oblique spire]

fuckin weird

Just give me some more WW2 content

[proud torrent]

curious what the projectile speed is, could shoot down planes with that thing

[upper axle]

well its a railgun so i'd wager fast.

[inland jackal]

If you're standing in a road with the intention of blocking people's way. You have officially waived your right to not get hit by a car.

[oblique spire]

anyways

Dayz time

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/625513313358446602/1024727241453735967/tenor.gif

[pure hatch]

Shork being shork

[glad carbon]

nah

[slender rock]

chom chomp chomp chomp chom chomp chomp chomp

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381520882608373761/1149574132762169376/IMG_20230905_003143_545.jpg

[odd sail]

there is no one above me

[glad carbon]

god

[odd sail]

god has an M1903 sniper he uses to run over furries

[eager igloo]

I love bf1

But last 2 times I installed it there were 6 people playing it total

[odd sail]

the server browser has some active servers

this one i'm on has 62 players

[eager igloo]

How do you run over a furry with a rifle

[odd sail]

you shoot the person driving a car

so he runs the furry over

[eager igloo]

Me when I see @runic kernel in chat

[past nacelle]

ratballs ratballs

[stone shoal]

[odd sail]

the fuck

[pure hatch]

I thought it was actual giant rat nutsacks

Disappointed

[stone shoal]

I would've been happier if you actually made a meal from rat meat instead

This is somehow worse

[glad carbon]

ew

[stone shoal]

What exactly do those red marks imply

[pure hatch]

Kisses

[stone shoal]

If it's anything other than wine stains I'm going hunting

Oh

Well I already said it so I'm going hunting anyway

[pure hatch]

Cat looks traumatized ngl

[eager igloo]

Hiiii :3

[runic kernel]

Hi

[slender rock]

AAA

[inland jackal]

Ratballs

[inland jackal]

....What the fuck?

[slender rock]

infest the rats nest

[pure hatch]

Skaven realm

[slender rock]

oh those are literally

rat skulls

so KGLW is metal as fuck

😮

[eager igloo]

Oh two skulls

[slender rock]

that's the thing they made for the album

I didn't notice

[slender rock]

and the game too

https://beat.com.au/king-gizzard-the-lizard-wizard-have-just-released-their-own-rat-infested-video-game/

that game is kinda hard

but it's played in the browser so, the fps is fucked

👀

[oblique spire]

If you post cinnamon and sugar on buttered toast

you're a skitz cunt

and not the good kind

[solar obsidian]

toast with cinnamon?

[solar obsidian]

i remember eating white bread with butter and sugar

[slender rock]

I guess we're sick skitz cunts

😦

[heavy halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1143762780588089445/AutoMemes.gif

[solar obsidian]

idk what skitz is, so ignorence is a bliss

[past nacelle]

Real

[heavy halo]

Guys.

[eager igloo]

Hiii

[eager igloo]

A smurf

Mushroom

[past nacelle]

Snailge

[oblique spire]

nah mate nothing sick about ya after that

youre just the bad kind of a skitz cunt

[slender rock]

yeah mate, get facked

lol

idk it tasted pretty good...

[oblique spire]

Nah mate

[solar obsidian]

ah, skitzo

[oblique spire]

False

No

thats schizo

[slender rock]

Nah mate, try fackin eating it

[oblique spire]

Skitz is a sick cunt

[oblique spire]

no

[slender rock]

it'll taste better than fosters which is what I think you secretly like

👀

[oblique spire]

You'd be dead wrong

dumbass

[slender rock]

gotta prove it

[oblique spire]

Fosters sucks ass

Sugar on toast

sucks ass

nothing else to it

[slender rock]

otherwise you're just as sick cunt as me then

nah

just hating on it.

[oblique spire]

You're not a sick cunt

You're just a skitz cunt of the bad kind

[solar obsidian]

healthy cunt ❤️

[oblique spire]

thats all there is

[slender rock]

not mentally 🙂

[oblique spire]

You fuckin druggos

[slender rock]

still gonna eat it out of spite

[pure hatch]

Is eating Milo a sin? I always do that with Milo

[slender rock]

I don't think so

🙂

[oblique spire]

No

[oblique spire]

You druggo

[pure hatch]

Eating it is better than drinking it ngl

[slender rock]

get this

put in coffee

Nom

[lunar brook]

@solar obsidian

[slender rock]

lol

[lunar brook]

[solar obsidian]

bon apetit

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_eA-fy_za9E?feature=share

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sJw747FYJkU?feature=share

memory erasure speedrun

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/euc5Z7rjqTI?feature=share

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mc3N4oDSHVY?feature=share

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T0X0zQ3CTw4?feature=share

[eager igloo]

@ruby minnow

[crimson flame]

what about france and england

[sage otter]

Fuck england

[smoky cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-cat-blinking-cat-funny-cat-funny-cat-blinking-gif-27202865

[pastel quartz]

hello spetsnaz man

[quartz ridge]

its 1....

[midnight cloud]

glorbious

[odd sail]

i wanna watch that show again

[midnight cloud]

adventure time

cmon and grab your friend

[uncut obsidian]

best AI edit so far

[odd sail]

marceline was my first 2d crush 😭

[pastel quartz]

my childhood cartoon

and my favorite cartoon character

i like this song

[oblique spire]

Adventure time goes hard

[glad carbon]

mid

[odd sail]

you are

:3

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1143762780588089445/AutoMemes.gif

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-14663292704966997212

[robust cove]

[uncut obsidian]

my uni classmates are saying that their shares are all suddenly falling down

[oblique spire]

stolen, thanks

[uncut obsidian]

[queen finch]

your catalytic converter is going to be next

[oblique spire]

Nuh uh

your catalytic converter is next

just like how i stole that meme

[pastel quartz]

wtf is going on in brain fart

[robust cove]

[robust cove]

Brainfart

[upper axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wFM5P09SsgU

[queen finch]

@grizzled meadow

[pure hatch]

If that’s the case, then what’s inside my mind is a session in ctf_2fort

[lunar brook]

savage

[upper axle]

damn, bro got fucking burned at the stake with that one

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675766819688153116/1149431038737645589/IMG_2238.jpg

[runic kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789693311489015848/1140721563663073370/catgif.gif

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675766819688153116/1149492474730000455/IMG_20230730_204821.jpg

[stone shoal]

"I can fix her" mf's gfs be like:

[pure hatch]

I had a stroke trying to read that

[pastel quartz]

the most blindest prince in the entire disney cartoon

[lavish mica]

• Have you ever played Starfield? Loading.
• Loading.
• Are you being held at the loading screen? Loading.
• Loading.
• When you're off duty, are you being held in a mod on TES V? Loading.
• Loading.
• Freezes.
• Freezes.
• How do you feel looking at the FPS meter? Freezes.
• Freezes.
• Were you taught to put your finger on the CPU? Freezes.
• Freezes.
• Are you eager to upgrade your PC? Freezes.
• Freezes.
• Do you dream of a game with no issues at release? Freezes.
• Freezes.
• How do you feel looking at benchmarks? Freezes.
• Freezes.
• Do you feel like your CPU is missing something?
• Freezes.
• Upgrade your PC.
• Upgrade your PC.
• Repeat three times, "Upgrade your PC."
• Upgrade your PC. Upgrade your PC. Upgrade your PC.

[midnight cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner-2049-gif-21055622

[pure hatch]

Somehow I am scared for my RTX card in running Starfield

[lavish mica]

you should be

that's what I got in my first minute

[pure hatch]

Im gonna probably cross my fingers that AMD’s FSR saves my ass

[lavish mica]

I died constantly during first cutscene till I figured to type tgm

[slender rock]

[oblique spire]

you fuckin druggo

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iEi_V4XtNi0?feature=share

[pure hatch]

I’ll probably play the game a year after its release because I expect the modding community to have fixed the game by then

[lavish mica]

never did any

[oblique spire]

[glad carbon]

its cause u got film grain on

SMH

when will you learn

[lavish mica]

w8 rly?

[solar obsidian]

im here to look at memes, not to read paragraphs

[glad carbon]

no

[eager igloo]

Mfs literally going straight into a game instead of spending half an hour in settings

Console player behaviour

[solar obsidian]

[lavish mica]

what's a console

[lunar brook]

console nuts

console balls

[midnight cloud]

Its an ancient piece of tech used back in the golden era of gaming, games back then were purchased in person within facilities called "gaming shops" one of the most well known being "gamestop". You would then load a "disc" which contains the data for the game into these consoles where you may then play the game.

[robust cove]

Xbox 720

[queen finch]

Starfield runs like shit on everything besides AMD from what ive heard, Intel GPU users have it really bad, since from what Intel said they were never provided a copy of starfield to make appropriate drivers for it

[robust cove]

Bethesda just forgor

[queen finch]

i havent had any issues with starfield yet, only had 2 Audio bugs where gun sounds would continue to play even after NPC's stopped firing

namely Vascos Laser

That was the only issue i had in my 50h of playtime so far

[robust cove]

I don't know if I'll ever buy it honestly

[queen finch]

I like it, if you have an AMD setup i can only recommend

[robust cove]

Maybe whenever it gies on sale

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1149532506325008414/tiger_2_tom.mp4

[queen finch]

AMD setup mandatory

[robust cove]

Well I don't

[upper axle]

here's a fucking heritage post for you guys https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1149613201806344223/I_wrote_a_blog_post_about_why_i_hate_video_games.mp4

[queen finch]

The latest AMD drivers trashed my ability to play Red Orchestra 2

[upper axle]

if you and your bois cant sync up to jam the fuck out to music that openly and publicly listening to is considered cringe then you arent real friends.

[upper axle]

if you and the boys cant sync up and recite I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys with each other then those arent the boys.

[midnight cloud]

Give us a few pints and we'll be singing jolly

[somber warren]

me and the boys in gta online

[upper axle]

catch me and the boys being a fucking barbershop quartet

or if it's just one of the boys and me, we're doing Simon and Garfunkel.

[mint mist]

hi

[empty pulsar]

This is a fucking rip

[pure hatch]

Sounds like me with my old laptop. Fires in Source engine games would have dark spots around them. Made playing Insurgency and Day of Infamy impossible

[glad carbon]

what song is that line even from

[pure hatch]

Probably Daddy

[glad carbon]

twist

[pure hatch]

Ah, thanks then

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1119842361183318147/tempFile-62.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1098484476117528576/5_years_gas_mask_riding.mov

[inland jackal]

A new zone appears in Afghanistan
This shit

[pure hatch]

Ancient Krieg soldiers

[oblique spire]

Real

[uncut obsidian]

@dusty glen episode 5

[pure hatch]

Man, Southern Comfort is a book I need to read because that’s the book summed up

[oblique spire]

Nah

why the fuck didn't you shoot lee

You piece of shit

[uncut obsidian]

Why would I let a little girl kill the only person she truly trusted after seeing her parents die?

[oblique spire]

Because he'd turn into a fucking walker

Human decency

dipshit

[inland jackal]

I need to find a way to read it on my phone because I could only go a few chapters before I started missing entire pages of stuff

[uncut obsidian]

As if you're still conscious as a walker

[oblique spire]

Thats not even the point

Why let him turn into a mindless husk

[pure hatch]

Book is literally in limbo ngl. Both lost and not lost to time

[oblique spire]

Atleast with shooting him, he died as a human

not as a walker

[inland jackal]

There's a website that has a PDF of the Ebook

Lemme find it

[uncut obsidian]

It doesn't matter, "you" as a walker is already not "you"

[oblique spire]

You're still a piece of shit

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/walten-files-brian-stells-bon-jack-walten-gif-23223027

[inland jackal]

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/264776

[pure hatch]

My take might get shit on, but I let Clementine put Lee out of his misery just so Clementine can be partly mentally prepared for the future

[oblique spire]

The good choice

[pure hatch]

Thanks

[uncut obsidian]

I still wouldn't let clem kill the only person that was replacing her parents

[inland jackal]

All good

[oblique spire]

Not only is it human decency, it prepares her for what she has to do

[inland jackal]

Too bad you can't read PDFs on your phone property and the .TXT has the worst fucking formatting ever.

[pure hatch]

Killing is a common thing in TWD, it sounds fucked but I think it’s a good idea for her to already feel “the first kill” at a younger age

[uncut obsidian]

what is this

[uncut obsidian]

She already shot a walker in crowford in my game

[oblique spire]

special episode

good

[inland jackal]

TWD is one of the few situations where murder is the best option

[pure hatch]

Referring to a human since it’s harder to dehumanize them and are conscious

[pure hatch]

Witcher 3 with oven baby comes to mind

[inland jackal]

Never played Witcher games

[pure hatch]

They’re great and will really make you think hard on what to choose

Oven baby is a fucked up choice but it works great

[oblique spire]

Aight now @uncut obsidian

watch all of TWD show

[uncut obsidian]

uhh no

[oblique spire]

Uhhhh yes

[uncut obsidian]

i need to finish all the seasons first

[eager igloo]

Don't let him fool you

[oblique spire]

oh true

play all

then watch all TWD

and uh

watch Dead City

[inland jackal]

Bro. She won't be back until 2077 and corporations won't have to hide the fact they rule the world.

[oblique spire]

and uh

bing chilling

[uncut obsidian]

do i have to do the 400 days episode?

[oblique spire]

if you wish

but uh madi

y'know Glenn?

you should've come across him in the first season

[dusty glen]

NOOOO YOU DIDN’T EXPERIENCE THE TRAUMA OF THE ENDING RIGHT

[pure hatch]

Starting with Witcher 1 is a good idea because all Witcher games allow you to import a your save from the previous game to the next game. Witcher 1 combat though is ass and Witcher 2 combat is best described as janky dark souls

[uncut obsidian]

Yes

He left motor inn

[dusty glen]

Pretty solid choices all around though, not a route I’d expect!

[oblique spire]

He's in TWD show

so

yeah

[uncut obsidian]

i still cried

[dusty glen]

Ben deserved to fucking die imo, change my mind

[inland jackal]

Eh maybe

[dusty glen]

Good soldier

[uncut obsidian]

idfk why the game couldn't give me the choice to show him as a traitor when we were in the van

he literally said "i'm so sorry" when we were getting in the van while escaping from bandits

it was so fucking obvious

[dusty glen]

Everyone is mad at this, you aren’t the only one

[pure hatch]

I don’t blame you if you start with the third one. You won’t miss out on much anyway

[oblique spire]

@dusty glen

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 MADI

[dusty glen]

Sup

[oblique spire]

DONT CLICK

[dusty glen]

Oh god

[pale ingot]

my dick is stuck in a watermelon :((

[uncut obsidian]

A

[oblique spire]

||GOnna be interesting to see if Madi kills Kenny or not in season 2, he better fucking not||

[uncut obsidian]

ok

[dusty glen]

MADI DONT CLICK PLEASEE

PLEAAASE IGNORE IT

[uncut obsidian]

i thought creed said something bad so i was half blocking the chat with my arm

lmao

[dusty glen]

[oblique spire]

[uncut obsidian]

im not

[oblique spire]

So uh yeah

that'll be interesting

[dusty glen]

Indeed

[oblique spire]

And uh @uncut obsidian The only reason to watch TWD

this fucker

[mint mist]

hi

[dusty glen]

Oh hey Madi, I noticed you were topsy-turvy with Kenny through S1. What are your thoughts on him as a character?

[oblique spire]

So uh

[uncut obsidian]

i also don't understand why the game literally spoilers you what happens in the next episode

[oblique spire]

watch it

[dusty glen]

Omega Chad

[oblique spire]

[mint mist]

true

[oblique spire]

true

[uncut obsidian]

hi

[oblique spire]

real

Negan best character in TWD

Season 4/5 rick goes hard

daryl is always based

but uh Negan is best hands down

[uncut obsidian]

"He was doing what he had to do, until the very end."

[dusty glen]

Negan was the only one with the balls to do what was necessary 24/7, and he fucking hates it

[dusty glen]

[oblique spire]

"I like killing people."

[uncut obsidian]

"Balls."

real quote from the game btw

not lying

[dusty glen]

Oh that’s because it’s the collection, need to get your hands on the OGs from way back when to not be spoilered like that

[dusty glen]

Not how he feels in Dead City

[oblique spire]

Real

[uncut obsidian]

ok so the dlc episode actually matters

fuck

[dusty glen]

Yes

[oblique spire]

also can we take a moment to appreciate how jacked Simon is in dead city

[dusty glen]

Fun fact: 400 Days was introduced between S2 and 3

[light flume]

why cant game run smoothly and look good at the same time

[oblique spire]

Fucker been hitting the gym

[light flume]

the entire zone is the gym

[uncut obsidian]

tbh i didn't care that much because it felt like the game was spoilering the bad endings
literally most of the stuff it spoilered didn't happen

[oblique spire]

Not talking about the zone dipshit

[light flume]

you're carrying 40 pounds of equipment that are there to make you survive

shut the fuck up and calm down

[dusty glen]

This channel is NOT for Stalker shit

[light flume]

OKAY

[uncut obsidian]

it's also for that

[dusty glen]

[light flume]

But i still dont see the problem here

[dusty glen]

I’ve been misinformed in the past then

[uncut obsidian]

so do i need to play it or not
does it actually change anything/contribute to the story

[uncut obsidian]

stalker is only banned in #╟❓general-offtopic

[light flume]

400 Days is ass

Yall play that dump of trash ?

[oblique spire]

Anyways

Time to go back and watch TWD season 6 finale and season 7 premiere

best episodes in the show

[dusty glen]

Optional more than anything, the side stories are pretty cool and do impact the rest of the game as a whole with callbacks and such.
Thank you for clarifying btw

Gotta disappear for a few, cleaning up at work

[uncut obsidian]

ight I'll play it after letting my eyes rest

cus of crying

[oblique spire]

Actually i know what i should do

watch TLOU show again

[sullen osprey]

Average war thunder player
https://youtube.com/shorts/ltr_na-Tei0?si=S-EmNQ27rHOdT0ei

[dusty glen]

Oh yeah @uncut obsidian all of your actions shape Clementine for later seasons ❤️

[uncut obsidian]

i mean, i know

i don't fucking understand why some people would cut lee's arm off

[oblique spire]

Hope

[light flume]

You guys have ass taste ngl

[uncut obsidian]

it's an infection, if it's in the body you can't just cut off a limb and it'll be gone

[mint mist]

sez u

[light flume]

sez me

I havent told you anything

[oblique spire]

If you cut it off quick enough, you can

[mint mist]

good

dont speak

[light flume]

It does happen in the medical field

That's what amputations are for

[uncut obsidian]

Quick enough

[light flume]

You heard of em yes?

[uncut obsidian]

By the time they were considering cutting it off it was too late

[oblique spire]

Correct

[light flume]

Mhm

But its a last resort

A desperate one. I should really get into watching TWD again

[oblique spire]

Plus, start of the outbreak

none of em know how it spreads

[uncut obsidian]

They do know that it's the bites

[oblique spire]

By spreads i mean, through the body

Ofc they know its the bites

[light flume]

Common sense

[uncut obsidian]

What infections don't spread around the whole body?

[light flume]

an infection spreads from the wound

[oblique spire]

Some fucked up universe one

thats

not real

[light flume]

TWD virus is just rabies transferring to humans

[oblique spire]

real

[light flume]

quite possibly not that far fetched

Cuz its already real

[uncut obsidian]

[light flume]

Our rabies version just lets you turn into Soapy Mouth Joe who cant do basic human activities

[oblique spire]

the cordyceps virus from TLOU could happen irl

[inland jackal]

Wait. I don't know a lot about twd, but I thought it was something like everyone already has the disease, they just have to die first, or am I being stupid?

[oblique spire]

Eventually, it turns out to be that, yeah

At first just bites

[light flume]

Oh you believe that intro on the episode they made? About the fungi

[oblique spire]

wounds that got infected

[oblique spire]

Not the intro, but i've actually done research on it

[uncut obsidian]

You die - you turn
But if you get bitten, you turn before you even die

[oblique spire]

Its not gonna happen, ofc

but theorectically it could, but it'd most likely just make people die

Covid 2.0 fr

[inland jackal]

Okay, that makes sense

And yada yada destroy the brain

[light flume]

Let me do you a better topic

Which TWD character has the fattest ass

Personally, RICK grimes himself

[eager igloo]

If you cut it off immediately you have a chance

[light flume]

Damn sacrificing the cake 😭 ?

[mint mist]

rick is cute

[light flume]

Never heard of him

[mint mist]

u just talked about him

[light flume]

Im out of brainfart