🎪bruh-fart

[quartz ridge]

I wanna sleep

But im not

Let a man slack off

[final cedar]

Just go "check the servers" and take a nap in the serverroom, that's why they put a foam mattress there

oh sorry, that's for protecting your knees while kneeling down

and the fire blanket is defintely not for covering yourself while you take a nap

man I loved working

[quartz ridge]

Tired

Wanna sleep

[grim sluice]

As much as I love AI, the new models are kind of a pain to troubleshoot.

Some models are getting updated to Llama2, aka better more coherent shit for people to run locally but so many damn github branches for the various backend hosts.

[slender rock]

we'll get that just wait

oct finally hurrah before fallwintersummerspring hits

[ruby minnow]

yeah you really love AI

[grim sluice]

It's love and hate

Especially since I am needing an hour to update some repositories

[ruby minnow]

you love it enough to date it

[grim sluice]

Remember, It's not simping if I own it

[slender rock]

you're already there

redundant though?

[grim sluice]

But nah. The tech is getting real fun now.
TLDR; the lower it is on the chart the better. Shit doesn't have an aneursim trying to manage more than a few paragraphs now.

[heavy halo]

Yay

[grim sluice]

If I really had a 250k USD supercomputer I might run the Falcon 180B models

The 400GB memory is ideally VRAM, you could use RAM or Disk space... but that would take ages to process a response.

[tulip ravine]

I just turned on tv to see a 60 year olds cock

I fucking hate British television

It’s a dating show about being naked

[gilded blade]

I just drank some rum to help with the pain of rejection let's go!!!!!

[tulip ravine]

Damn be careful my dude

Rejection isn’t end of the world

[gilded blade]

I know 🥹

[grim sluice]

Just go with AI. Only limit is computing power.

[tulip ravine]

Have yous seen that gamers dating app

[gilded blade]

It's been 12 hours since my last antidepressant I should be fine

[gilded blade]

YES

Wasn't it a scam tho?

[tulip ravine]

depends on what antidepressant your on still

[tulip ravine]

Not sure

[gilded blade]

Lexapro

[tulip ravine]

I met mine on tinder

[gilded blade]

Damn nice dude

[tulip ravine]

Ah yes

My go to pick up like

Up for some wz xxx

[gilded blade]

Congrats on being happy with another person

[tulip ravine]

Eh it was luck more then anything tbf, the first day we talked she misunderstood something I said and sprayed perfume into her eye

[final cedar]

I just turned on tv
first mistake kiddo

[tulip ravine]

The rest in history

Is

[gilded blade]

Don't do that to me rn

[tulip ravine]

Mate tv is so good but so shit

[tulip ravine]

You can’t keep down about it pal, shit happens and life goes on, keep your fuckin chin up or I’ll personally order a drone strike at your location

[gilded blade]

Here have my location 192.168.0.1

[tulip ravine]

[tulip ravine]

I love default gateway address

[gilded blade]

See man, it hurts more because she already went on a date with me

[tulip ravine]

Tried ddosing and their own router shits itself and shuts down

[tulip ravine]

Yeah it’s rough, at the same time you could of done the same thing, sometimes it just doesn’t work and isn’t meant to be

It’s of no fault of anyone involved, it’s just how it is

[gilded blade]

She gave me her number, we texted for two days then she said she has a bf

[tulip ravine]

Possibly cheating then, if you slept with her and then she dipped then that’s just her being a bit of a cunt

Probably ended up the lesser of two evil by how it sounds up to now

[gilded blade]

nah I didn't get lucky

True

I'm glad to have my pal hydro to talk to

Only because you're exiled

[mint mist]

then, great?? you weerent that connected with her, she dumped you in the beginning

imagine what'd happen if you'd be with her for 3 years

with all her lies

that'd hurt far more

[zealous remnant]

mm yes dating
my favourite part is when they have a family emergency and can't make it/need to leave and I never hear from them again

[final cedar]

did you pay?

[gilded blade]

yes

[mint mist]

thats the only thing u lost then

[final cedar]

[tulip ravine]

I used to wonder why I got rejected then I realised “do you like hunting” probably isn’t the best starting line

[mint mist]

true, hurting animals doesnt sound good

[tulip ravine]

Yeah but hunting is fun

[mint mist]

hunt people then

more acceptable

[tulip ravine]

Debatable

If you eat what you hunt I’m all for it

[gilded blade]

I've never been hunting, I've done Lazer tag tho

[mint mist]

sure

[tulip ravine]

Date idea right there

[gilded blade]

WITH WHO GODAMMIT

[mint mist]

hehe

[tulip ravine]

The next one ya find

[gilded blade]

aaahhHhhhhh

[final cedar]

hunting should be a instant win, maybe once society collapses all them animal loving wemen will realize how nice a full meal is once in a while

[mint mist]

are they gonna play 1v1 or against teams tho

[gilded blade]

I would 1v1 her

[tulip ravine]

1v1 duh

[mint mist]

yeah.. instant win?.. i don't think so

[final cedar]

cave man rules

ooga booga bring deer carcass

[tulip ravine]

I can absolutely guarantee most girls I’ve been to places with just enjoy being there

[mint mist]

it'd be instant win, maybe, for a ginger muscly gigant woman

[gilded blade]

Is that a self description?

[mint mist]

no

[true sedge]

Thinking wildlife will exist in the apocalypse 🤣🤣🤣

[mint mist]

im none of that

[tulip ravine]

Now! Climb inside it’s body to stay warm! “Love the zoo security are walking towards us”

[true sedge]

Bro the floods are coming

[final cedar]

as if that's not exactly the type of women most guys love to date

[final cedar]

I never said anything about wildlife

[mint mist]

sure, find oen first

[final cedar]

idk what you on about

[tulip ravine]

Metro

[mint mist]

waaaaaahhhhhhhh

[tulip ravine]

My man

[mint mist]

i love u

[tulip ravine]

How are you

Maja waaaaaa number 887

[gilded blade]

Stalker? I barley know her!!!!!

[final cedar]

decent, gf came back from japan business and brought me some weird sweets.

[tulip ravine]

[final cedar]

I asked for panties but she didn't find one of those machines

[gilded blade]

where did you find her

[tulip ravine]

Nahh that’s a

[final cedar]

idk, just appeared

materialized

[tulip ravine]

Just fuckin spawned in

Girlfriends just spawn randomly

[gilded blade]

Minecraft spawn egg

[final cedar]

completed single arc, story event triggered by smth idk

[tulip ravine]

“Move girlfriend your blocking me from turning in the quest”

[true sedge]

Lmao

[tulip ravine]

I got her playing fucking Skyrim before holy shit that was a experience

[gilded blade]

You attack her to make her move then she calls the guards

[final cedar]

I got some funny pics of her standing out in public tho. she's like 6'2 or w/e it's in freedom and black, so you can imagine how hilarious a busy subway looks like

[gilded blade]

Like that image of the woman ordering food

[mint mist]

theres 300 wa's, 160 waa's, 110 waaa's 80 of 2 more a's 50's of 2 more a's + another 70, thats 770, around that
thats in the whole server tho

mine is like 300-400

[plucky void]

time for another Fallout rant, but this one is short I swear

The one thing I'll praise NV for over any Bethesda Fallout is the radio guy

3-dog is so fucking annoying
and the Travis guy from 4 is just
I wanna bash his head in whenever I hear his voice

Whoever in Bethesda thought it was a good idea to have a radio host be a socially-awkward guy that speaks in a low, squeaky, trembly voice needs the good old "one-two" treatment

[grim sluice]

Fek. going to have to redownload AI model and repositories. With my internet that will take at least 3 hours.

500kbs life

[scenic field]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIuZUCpm9hc

[scenic field]

PLAY FREEBIRD

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cant-ryan-bruce-fluff-riffs-beards-and-gear-ryan-fluff-bruce-gif-26967412

[scenic field]

play lynyrd skynyrd not the song freebird?

[slender rock]

I only do improvise rip off tool or R E V E R B

[scenic field]

play allstar in rememberance of our fallen hero

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVL58Xparug

Em is live

she probably plays better than I do

has moosic theory

I don't

😦

[scenic field]

none of the greats have music theory. (well a few of them). its more about soul

[slender rock]

yes and no

a lot of the blues for fathers played from the soul

leadbelly, Howling Wolf, Muddywaters

and other greats of delta blues and so on

[high pike]

Yo yo

[scenic field]

look at leadbelly, he killed like 3 dudes. thats a lot of content to play guitar about

[slender rock]

classic

I would love to have a modern version of that

[final cedar]

carried me far

[high pike]

@slender rock you’ve been here longer than me right?

[slender rock]

love those cases

[scenic field]

case makes me feel old

[slender rock]

i have no idea

I don;t think it's a competentionnoiangogopisfghios

yes

[final cedar]

only dropped it cause I had to stuff a lot of radiators in for my newest rig

[high pike]

No no no, I was just wondering why my name is blue is all

[final cedar]

every message you write will raise your xp which defines your rank

[high pike]

I see

[final cedar]

at some point you get blue, purple etc

[high pike]

Are there any perks?

[final cedar]

only bozos worry about it

no

[high pike]

I understand

[final cedar]

unless you're pink then you're automatically a lower class human

the light pink

[high pike]

Will I be pink someday?

[scenic field]

economy class

[final cedar]

most likely

[high pike]

You were pink at some point I’m sure

[final cedar]

can't prove it

[scenic field]

theres someting about his name i dont trust

[high pike]

It’s like puberty, we all go through it

[high pike]

You’re correct

[scenic field]

unless you suffer from that disease where you never do

[final cedar]

I wouldn't lie to you

[scenic field]

pinky swear?

[high pike]

Everyone knows you can’t lie on the internet @scenic field

[scenic field]

true, im just being paranoid

[slender rock]

rank up

level up

whoomsh

braimformt doesn't count towards?

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1115789678545739786/1149121796466036857/jewxce-17042022-0001-1_1.mp4

[high pike]

I think it does not

I now have the answer to my previous answer

[heavy halo]

no.

i own brainfart

and i dont want that

[slender rock]

yes

[tulip ravine]

braimformt mondays

[slender rock]

yos

[inland jackal]

This shit got me in the mood to work
https://youtu.be/y7pJwvgRdp4?si=7PdIYwdQ8nTKfZ_N

[tulip ravine]

I wish I was at work

[heavy halo]

nom

[inland jackal]

I'm not getting any fuckin shifts at work and it's annoying the shit out of me because I have broken shit to replace

[slender rock]

😐

[heavy halo]

the guy who ditched me for his ex hasn’t replied to me in 3 days

What do u think chat

Are we ghosting?

With a side of blocking

[slender rock]

probably ghosted, but no one else here is gonna say much

[heavy halo]

no i mean should i block them

:3

Blur knows best

[slender rock]

well yeah reason to linger around just movin on and shit

[inland jackal]

Oh well. Big sad. Keep trying

[inland jackal]

Just block and move on. Life's too short. And besides. We need to work. To earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work—

[plucky void]

SITTING ON THE ANGRY CHAIR

ANGRY WALLS THAT STILL THE AIR

STOMPING HURTS AND I DON'T CARE

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/onion-onion-react-onion-reaction-onin-onin-react-gif-27029331

[tulip ravine]

ONION

🧅

[slender rock]

stomach hurts and I don't care

not stomping

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1149153554494398524/1699407007881589052.mp4

[tulip ravine]

I just saw that like a hour ago aswell

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/attn-attention-seeker-gif-25072967

[oblique spire]

GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBORS

[stone shoal]

[sullen osprey]

HOWDY, HAVE YOU HEARD THE HOLY WORD OF GOD YET?

[oblique spire]

Wrong answer

[stone shoal]

Hey, fuck you!

[sullen osprey]

Hello mr, mike were here on account of the CPS charges on october 14th

[oblique spire]

YES, YEEES, FUCK YOU TOO 🤝

[oblique spire]

buh

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-vietnam-robin-williams-classic-announcer-radio-gif-4844905

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/flame-thrower-leonardo-dicaprio-lance-flamme-burn-burning-gif-21661296

[oblique spire]

Alo muscle man

I will return shortly

[stone shoal]

Nobody laughed at the beep joke

I'm sad now

[oblique spire]

i must turn my alarm into the D-2 Alarm from reserve

[upper axle]

friend of mine is playing starfield and i'm completely lacking context on why he has this, but he found a police report or smth detailing items found during a cavity search and uhhhh

BRO HOW DO YOU PUT AN ENTIRE DISASSEMBLED SUBMACHINE GUN UP YOUR ASS

[oblique spire]

Mah nah nah

[stone shoal]

mfs taking away credit chips and entertainment

Why

[oblique spire]

How do you fit 5 shivs in your ass

[stone shoal]

This is why everyone in prison wants to kil each other

[upper axle]

that's my second question

[stone shoal]

What do they do with the credsticks?

[upper axle]

my second concern is 5 shivs, my primary one is HOW GUN.

[stone shoal]

And also why are they called Credstiks?

[glad carbon]

have you seen the uhh

karaken

kraken

[upper axle]

space game

space currency

[glad carbon]

its like a lil cube and a mag

and thats it

zip22 with a glock mag basically

[stone shoal]

No, what I was asking was who the fuck removes the c from stick to make it sound like a unique and original thing

[stone shoal]

Half the guns look like cubes or rectangles

[oblique spire]

Ok hang on

[upper axle]

that a gun in starfield? if so, no, but please post an image and put me out on a rant LMAO

[oblique spire]

do we have any info regarding the SMG

[stone shoal]

Beats the FO4 Assault rifle tho

[glad carbon]

nah

[upper axle]

nah, this is all i got in that regard. all i can say is there are some SMG designs IRL you could concievably fit most of the parts into your ass, but like...all of them at once?

most of the stamped tube designs could work

[oblique spire]

Of course, one at one time

but

all of them

Or atleast enough for the police to be like

"Yep, that makes an SMG"

Thats alot of parts

[upper axle]

yea fair

[oblique spire]

Like

alot of parts

MP5 for example

Fucker aint small unless you get the K variant

even then

[upper axle]

in the case of stuff like simple tube SMGs like say, any kind of STEN derivative, the parts that are most improbable to fit in my opinion would be the main receiver and maybe the barrel, but otherwise you could probably fit everything else

[upper axle]

like, small parts and the bolt carrier/bolt of most tube reciever sub guns would probably fit fine

[oblique spire]

not to mention

the pain factor

[upper axle]

exactly

[glad carbon]

what if they're like a sword swallower

[upper axle]

could you get it up there? yea probably, the human anus can fit two whole racoons. would it probably cause extreme pain or even major internal injury? most likely unless you're a frequent user of horse dildos down to the base.

[glad carbon]

cavity search isnt only the ass

[upper axle]

shit, you bring up a valid point

they do check down the throat in a cavity search

[oblique spire]

https://youtube.com/shorts/y9oluGvSI8E?si=4FJ43X6FwOGW-fme

AHAHA

[stone shoal]

The human anus can fit two whole raccoons

Is this hyperbole or are you being fucking serious?

[oblique spire]

BASEMENT GUY DID IT

[upper axle]

the human anus can stretch up to approximately 7 inches before taking permanent damage, and a racoon can fit into holes as tight as 4 inches. with a little bit of pain you can fit two racoons up your ass.

[stone shoal]

[upper axle]

if you or any of your friends are size queens, be careful not to be naked anywhere a racoon might see you.

wouldnt want anything spooky happening

[oblique spire]

i think its time for me to leave brainfart for a lil while

[glad carbon]

isnt it like

3

since thats 7 in uhh

diameter

[upper axle]

notice i said "with a little pain"

that said if you take the racoons one at a time in sequence.....

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883853944508522536/1116073109624197221/flabbergasted.gif

[upper axle]

also i think you're confusing diameter and radius

radius is half diameter

diameter is the full width of a circle from two points that are along the center axis

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/1149007929488441364/A_driller_classic.mp4

why are you just posting random audio files that are either nearly blank or in this case completely blank

very curious

[final cedar]

your ears might not be good enough to perceive that high of tones

[slender rock]

this

[upper axle]

i mean i also had it on a speaker this time and not headphones so maybe i just didnt hear it

speaker's across the room

[slender rock]

or you have major hearing loss

I just realized

recorded the wrong section without reverbe

[upper axle]

unlikely, i tend to hear small noises very well even when others around me dont

[final cedar]

it's about tone

[upper axle]

1 sec trying again

[final cedar]

many folk don't hear above 14khz

[upper axle]

@slender rock post it again you bitch

[slender rock]

I have to re-record it

[upper axle]

ah

[slender rock]

fucking missing the fucking texture of space, distance fucking reverb

ya know

that cavernous

feeling

[upper axle]

yea i hear it really well now, it was the speaker.

having it playing at a middling volume on a speaker across my room was the issue

[slender rock]

yeah

[stone shoal]

Atmospheric

Make me feel like I'm on a space station I visited a few days ago, but now everyone inside is dead and slaughtered and I have to find out why.

[uncut obsidian]

yeah im not because i woke up

[stone shoal]

Sleep addict is finally recovering

[errant magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-meme-gif-24646577

[stone shoal]

This fucking bot can determine text in images jesus christ

I guess that's to prevent images saying meanie things and the admins can't just autoremove or something

[errant magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020304614228234252/1123216734481023056/LET_THEM_CONSUME_YOU_WHOLE.gif

[errant magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810975108339466345/914475755495391263/ifkt81jf76281.gif

[stone shoal]

h o w

h o w d o e s i t d o t h i s

[errant magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brother1984-1984-big-brother-big-brother-is-watching-you-george-orwell-gif-24454773

its like

instantaneous

[errant magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-walter-white-literally1984-breaking-bad-mfs-gif-25566747

[upper axle]

nah it's not from the image. it's the filename

the bot operates off of text keywords for the funny reacts

[minor cypress]

Was just about to say that lol

https://tenor<.>com/view/1984-walter-white-literally1984-breaking-bad-mfs-gif-25566747

[upper axle]

on the backend, when you upload an image there is text involved in your post that isnt shown, which includes the filename of the image

[minor cypress]

See

1984asdfsafge

[upper axle]

some notable triggers are the words 1984, literally me, and a few others i'm forgetting

[stone shoal]

[minor cypress]

It just tags anything with the year lol

[stone shoal]

I Feel like the dumbest mf alive

-1 Int

[upper axle]

but it also only adds the first one you have in the post so if you put literally me in 1984

[minor cypress]

Mf really thought someone would pay for image scanning in a bot lmao

[upper axle]

....did they remove the ryan gosling one?

[stone shoal]

literally me

[upper axle]

hmm

must be a priority thing then

[minor cypress]

Me literally

[stone shoal]

I'm literally meme about starfield

[upper axle]

hm. then i'd guess it works off of a list of triggers, and 1984 is higher on the list so it takes priority for some reason or another

[stone shoal]

literally meming about starfield

literally memeing about starfield

How in the fuck does this thing work?

[upper axle]

as you can see, it's not exactly picky

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/pepo-g-peepo-gif-22945943

[stone shoal]

memeing works but meming doesn't. I have no idea

[upper axle]

it literally just has a few strings of text it scans messages in the chat for and if it detects matching text it reacts, doesnt matter the context

[stone shoal]

Somewhere in meme is me, but meming is not a me? but the me is right there, this is not literally me...

[minor cypress]

Messages get sent, scans text, does stuff.

Literally mez

[stone shoal]

I have no other image to represent my mental breakdown

I am entering a catatonic state of Ryan Gosling-inspired brain death proportions

[upper axle]

anyway i'm gonna do...something in vc if anyone wants to hang out, but idk what that something is yet

[stone shoal]

When are you losers playing Starefield

I want to gawk at that game some more

[upper axle]

not anytime soon for me, i'm broke as shit and have no interest in space skyrim.

[stone shoal]

And tell you why it's a terrible game while you play it

[upper axle]

trust me, banzai, i can tell very well on my own when a game has issues or i dont like it LOL

yknow what? im gonna play "Vampire Survivors but it's funny internet anime women"

[stone shoal]

I can't. I need someone to either tell me yes or no, I can't actually form my own opinions

[minor cypress]

Literally me\

[stone shoal]

(I'm kidding of course)

[minor cypress]

.literally me

Smart they dont allow escape chars. Lmao

[pastel quartz]

i havent arrived

hows everyones day

[minor cypress]

Salvageable, its my Friday

But nurse wife somehow managed to get piss in her eye at work. So uh, we will see.

[empty pulsar]

280gb I’m good man

[stone shoal]

Don't you want to experience low-quality models staring at you and gameplay that feels just like Fallout 4 but without the looting and salvaging mechanics?

[empty pulsar]

If I wanted that I’d play OpenTTD

[tulip ravine]

But first

Let’s talk about 40k lore

[minor cypress]

Never bought the hype for it tbh

After cyberpunk, my pre release hype for anything is nonexistant.

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-cat-wawawa-meme-gif-25812133

[glad carbon]

the skin in starfield is too smooth

thats the main issue

even the pirates have plastic youthful skin

its trash

yet you can choose uhh

skin blemishes and wear in char creator

why dont npcs have that

[plush pine]

some people say starfield is great, but what i see is a diet fallout version of starsector but without the cool combat

[pastel quartz]

our brother on the right looks like a plastic

or these content creators

[glad carbon]

it doesnt look or sound like fallout 3 but it sure does play like it

[plush pine]

i see how some people like it but it has main character syndrome

aka i feel seperate from the game world because i am basically a demigod

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4JWMxV8pz0

[glad carbon]

have you seen the uhh

stares sometimes

they look like the NPC is sentient but cant move beyond what the code lets it

creepy freakish eyes

[plucky void]

yeah

[plush pine]

keeps like that one game

the one about capitalism vs space socialist hippies

what is it called

[urban ocean]

Outerworlds

[plush pine]

thats it

[urban ocean]

It was shit

[plush pine]

starfield has about the same quality

which is ass

[urban ocean]

Mod wise, starfield is head and shoulders above the rest

The absolute potential that game has is through the roof

But yeah, as an actual game, starfield is mid

[plush pine]

they did save it with that

they said you make the game good

[glad carbon]

they just rode off the name of outerwilds

[plush pine]

cause we sure can't

[glad carbon]

I still get the 2 mixes up

[high pike]

Do you know the definition of

Insanity?

Why I do what I do?

[urban ocean]

The game was so damn predictable and followed the stealth archer syndrome that bethesda has, except it was all balanced towards science weapons

[tulip ravine]

Ooga Ooga

[high pike]

Because

[plush pine]

i wish game studios would stop being a bunch of greedy pussies

[hybrid hawk]

investors moment part 298137891

[plush pine]

try something new without $100+ skins

fuck em

[minor cypress]

Those days may be gone

[plush pine]

i am hoping to much

some game studios need to fall

[minor cypress]

Once investors opened the pandoras box of gacha lootcrates and drip, it was over.

[hybrid hawk]

games industry is too big to fail

and too much COOONSUMErs!!! are buying up all of that $1000000 DLCS and skins

look at MW2 where people are playing as fucking super heros and Furries

[minor cypress]

Bring back the old mw2

Gimme the days of trickshots, noscopes, shitty music blaring over shittier mics, and lobbies full of racial slurs.

[hybrid hawk]

You can never get the level like MW2 2009 ever again

[minor cypress]

Only 2 things ive consooomed lately is going from 1080p to 1440p finally, and getting wife a vesa mount for her triple monitor setup

So much soul. Like sweating over halo 3 ranked games

[hybrid hawk]

the playerbase isnt there anymore and shit ton of exploits that they refuse to fix

there isnt any point of playing the classic era of COD when its just straight up broken

[minor cypress]

Sadly. Closest thing to sweaty toxic mw2 gaming is cs, dota, and league

But that may just be nostalgia rot talking

[pastel quartz]

it is broken

but thats its charm for me

thats why i keep playing cod mw2 2009 with my friends

[hybrid hawk]

no i mean broken as in unplayable

[pastel quartz]

ooooh

nah i play on private servers with my friends

[hybrid hawk]

MW2 on pc is just filled with players who just force you to play their shitty SND matches

BO1 and WAW is full of players crying about wallbanging and ban you in their only populated servers

[minor cypress]

RIP MW2 nukes

[toxic sundial]

[hybrid hawk]

MW3 is just a ghost town

[upper axle]

playing any of the older CoD games without the 3rd party clients (private servers) is genuinely dangerous nowadays because of how egregiously vulnerable the games are to RAT attacks

[hybrid hawk]

and BO2 is even worst than MW2 in terms of how broken the game is

[upper axle]

Remote Access Trojans

[minor cypress]

Plus cod wasting time trying to be like tarkov with dmz

Even if its more like apex with obj then it is tarkov

[pastel quartz]

you mean newer titles?

[upper axle]

NGL i genuinely enjoy Apex when i play it with my buds, i wish i had more than just the two friends who play it with me so i could play it more.

[minor cypress]

Yeah in general. As much as id love for competent devs to take over tarkov, the genre needs more competition

[heavy halo]

Meoow

:3

Meowmachine in chat!

[hybrid hawk]

the funny thing about this is that this did not fix the issue of BO1 for example getting back players. Instead its just now servers full of BOTS while the whole playerbase is just playing BO2 and trickshotting.

[minor cypress]

Shalom

[heavy halo]

beware of cuteness!

[pastel quartz]

can you please be on the same topic before someone shame you for your actions with strangers on a platform

[inland jackal]

God fucking dammit.

[heavy halo]

uhm whats the topic

[hybrid hawk]

the problem is really just no devloper is going to risk making a game like tarkov.

[pastel quartz]

or make a good topic yourself instead of us ranting about cod

[upper axle]

well yea, obviously making the game safe via mods wont immediately bring a stable playerbase, mods are relatively niche compared to just buying a given game, and the older cod games already are mostly abandoned by community, and the devs DEFINITELY aint doing shit

[minor cypress]

Eh, if fifa and sports games can get yearly releases, they can give a try at tarkov

[inland jackal]

I mean. The community was kinda forced to give up because they kept getting beaten by cease and desists.

[pastel quartz]

i have iw4x

[heavy halo]

um is bread supposed to be this hard

[pastel quartz]

what activision will do?

steal my laptop?

[hybrid hawk]

they will send in a tank and shoot at it

[minor cypress]

Uh stale bread, sure. But at that point it may be croutons.

[upper axle]

it's also worth noting that when people talk highly of older games like old era CoD, they are often viewing it through rose tinted glasses in some capacity.

[heavy halo]

Is it still edible

It looks yummy

[minor cypress]

Put bread in microwave or oven with bowl of water, microwave for like 30 seconds. Itll b g2g

[pastel quartz]

do admit it has its own cracks but i like playing it

[inland jackal]

Except Black Ops 2. That game is just as good as I remember it.

[plush pine]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-stare-sesame-street-rocco-death-stare-gif-24438342

[pastel quartz]

a doll staring at me with murderous intents

[upper axle]

i've gone back to play a few older CoD games and some other older games from that era within the past couple years or so, and speaking objectively, while the games are still very playable and feel fine, they arent as good as people remember most certainly.

[plush pine]

judge is coming

[heavy halo]

Its hard-

[pastel quartz]

say can i ask yall a question

[inland jackal]

I even started liking tranzit

[pastel quartz]

hows everyones day going

[upper axle]

remember always that nostalgia is blinding, and when you were a child or teenager when you last played a game you'll often misremember how good a game was.

[upper axle]

i'm pretty good actually.

playing the funny Vampire Survivors But Its Anime Women From The Internet game

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/im-melting-wicked-witch-wizard-of-oz-of-the-west-water-gif-17977767

[heavy halo]

Im eating the bread

Its yummy

Kinda-

[pastel quartz]

OH WHAT A WORLD

[inland jackal]

It's fucking hot today

[heavy halo]

Sorry im sexy ik

[pastel quartz]

its cloudy again it might rain

[minor cypress]

Its alright, working rn but its my friday.

[inland jackal]

(In my sweatpants and long sleeve shirt)

[heavy halo]

:P

[upper axle]

stop the cap

[hybrid hawk]

that depends on the game. if its a game where the updates ruined the game then there is no way of knowing how good a game was back then

[inland jackal]

Leave.

[heavy halo]

[inland jackal]

Get out.

[heavy halo]

:(

HI JABOOPY

::

[inland jackal]

Just. Go to sleep

[hybrid hawk]

Combat Arms is the game that the updates just got worst to the point that its is not the same game as i played back then

and there is no way of playing previous versions

[pastel quartz]

one thing we all might agree on

[upper axle]

yea, obviously updates have major influence on it, but in the 2006 era of gaming, live service wasnt SUPER prevalent and updates that changed major things were more of an MMO thing, yea?

like, CoD type games would get occasional balance passes and map packs, but thats it pretty much

[hybrid hawk]

Even then Modern Cods suffer that exact same thing

I would rather play MW2 in Season 1 than modern MW2

[upper axle]

true.

[slender rock]

yeah sure

[pastel quartz]

i didnt even buy cod mw2022 to begin with

[upper axle]

NGL tho i'm only speaking on things i know concrete, and things friends have told me about that era of CoD, 'cause as a reminder i grew up in that era but didnt experience it due to a lack of access to then current hardware

[heavy halo]

HI BLUR

i missed u

:3

[upper axle]

i grew up playing the crash trilogy and Ape Escape, not CoD BO2

[gilded blade]

Who are you meowmachine?

[hybrid hawk]

i unfortantly grew up with games made by Nexon with their F2P games

[upper axle]

🤮

[heavy halo]

Meow :3

[pastel quartz]

for your own sake just stop acting like this cause some people may think you have "skeletons" in your closet

[inland jackal]

?

[hybrid hawk]

They legit had a gold mine of a game only to fucking milk it to the ground until they couldnt anymore

[inland jackal]

Who's nexon again?

[pastel quartz]

or you will be generally a laughing stock for this server

[zealous remnant]

there is a skeleton inside you

[upper axle]

the mere mention of the company Nexon makes me feel sick

[heavy halo]

I do

[hybrid hawk]

Korean game company

maplestory ring a bell?

[upper axle]

publisher, korean, games like Vindictus and Maplestory

[pastel quartz]

so you admit your doing something wrong behind the scenes?

cool then

[heavy halo]

:3

I murdered my ex

[inland jackal]

Oh yeah. Vaguely

[pastel quartz]

second option it is then

[glad carbon]

counter strike online, nexon zombies. uhmmmmmm

[hybrid hawk]

Combat ARms

[pastel quartz]

so like a really important question

[gilded blade]

So are you gay then?

[heavy halo]

Hm? :3

[pastel quartz]

why you like to make yourself a laughing stock for this server

[heavy halo]

:(

[pastel quartz]

like why you embarrass yourself like this

[heavy halo]

Atleast blur and falco like me…

[slender rock]

young, probably isolated to a degree and will latch any any crumb of attention

[zealous remnant]

silly people being silly in brainfart? astonishing

[eager igloo]

Dirty ass camera lens

[heavy halo]

NO ITS NOT

[slender rock]

No I am concerned for you because how you're being impressionable gonna end up being one of those missing cases or people that get fucked up by weirdos

[pastel quartz]

bro i went to the point i thought she was a pedophile or something

[gilded blade]

I've seen brainfart go though multiple characters over the months I've been here

[eager igloo]

Have this discussion been going since 10pm yesterday

[upper axle]

notable Nexon-published games or games Nexon later aquired rights to: MapleStory, Mabinogi, Dungeon Fighter Online, Elsword, Combat Arms, Vindictus, Dragon Nest, Archeage, and a bunch of other games. the big linking thread here is that anytime Nexon gets involved in a game the game becomes incredibly predatory in monetization and the game's quality takes a sharp dive within a year or two, with the games often shutting down eventually due to the playerbase rapidly decaying and the game becoming not profitable

[gilded blade]

Anyone remember the femboy ban arc?

[slender rock]

might be the reverse of that, that she might attract pedos

that's the major concern

[pastel quartz]

same now

[heavy halo]

Its not rlly pedo if im legal

[eager igloo]

Hiii :3

[heavy halo]

Omg haiii :33

[upper axle]

Meowmachine is legal, however at that point it's not pedos that's the concern, it's manipulative sex pests and rapists.

[slender rock]

still a teen you dumbass...

[gilded blade]

If you're going for underage then yes it is

[hybrid hawk]

yeah and then we wonder why no one is in their side when they tried to blackmail the devs of dark and darker

[upper axle]

yeeeeep

[slender rock]

dudes with years ahead will latch on the naviete

[heavy halo]

Well i mean 18 is the legal age of consent

When do i become adult

[slender rock]

yes but still doesn't mean creeps will latch on your immaturity

[hybrid hawk]

legit doing the most petty shit and making law enforcement waste their time trying to say that the devs stole their idea

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-picard-star-trek-the-next-generation-disappointed-gif-23456183

[slender rock]

they get off on that.

the ethics here is to have you protect yourself from that

[heavy halo]

okay i will blur :3

[gilded blade]

21 years old

[upper axle]

what we're saying is that you're a very easy target for creeps, meowmachine. i've had a close encounter with one such individual who would 100% see you as a VERY easy target and would very easily convince you to do dirty shit with him.

[slender rock]

this

[pastel quartz]

we are finally confronting her arent we?

[slender rock]

it would seem

[heavy halo]

nuh uh im not dumb i wouldnt fall for that

[oblique spire]

GUTEN TAG BRAINFART CITIZENS

HOW ARE WE

[upper axle]

i had a guy in a small discord group i was in, we found out two years into him hanging out there that he had been secretly targeting and coercing female members of that group and many other people on discord into doing sexual stuff with him online, and he SPECIFICALLY targeted girls like you.

[gilded blade]

The only woman in this chat and we're banishing her

[glad carbon]

you dont seem very bright so you prolly would

[upper axle]

because quite frankly meowmachine you're a fucking idiot and very easy to manipulate.

[heavy halo]

thats mean

[slender rock]

Meow, its not point. You may think you have that but you haven't even closely understand the major impliications

[glad carbon]

sorry but its kinda true

[pastel quartz]

well thanks for helping me with that one lads

[heavy halo]

wellll

If i stay in this discord then im fine

:3

Cuz everybody here protect me

[gilded blade]

Get grok on the line

[hybrid hawk]

mentally glued internet people should be banned

[pastel quartz]

no

[gilded blade]

Let him have the final say

[slender rock]

again not really getting the point

[heavy halo]

Whats the point-

[pastel quartz]

get a moderator

[heavy halo]

This is just how i am-

Im sorry

[pastel quartz]

we aint annoying him for something like that

[slender rock]

like we can only do so much, but we're not equipped to play big brother all the time

[hybrid hawk]

i mean you all gave her the attention she wanted so

[heavy halo]

Then how do i avoid bad ppl

[pastel quartz]

stop being a dumbass for 5 mins

[gilded blade]

Just don't forget this knowledge if you join another server tho

[heavy halo]

but this is how i am-

Idk how to change

[slender rock]

stop being so open, don't be so eager, be more reserved

[hybrid hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/charmwastaken-charm-was-taken-gif-22773934

[slender rock]

also that it's really easy to social engineer you

[heavy halo]

How do i be less open

[upper axle]

i'm gonna be BRUTALLY HONEST HERE, meowmachine. you seem to think that many people here enjoy your antics or think you're cute when that's not even close to true, and we kinda make it very clear that we dont enjoy it, you just delude yourself into believing that.

if i were some kind of creep i could think of a million different ways to manipulate you to do literally anything and you'd be none the wiser because of how obviously foolish you are. i tell you this because i dont wanna see that shit happen to another person in front of me like the last time it happened.

[slender rock]

hold back any information of yourself

[gilded blade]

You ever heard of touching grass

[heavy halo]

oki i wiont

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/concern-robot-gif-9226335

[oblique spire]

Ah

teaching meow about the dangers of the internet i see

Informative brainfart

[hybrid hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/800417924447469618/1149164052313026640/tumblr_5a137019b0534af0a84bf9f75655cf0d_94ef35e1_540.jpg

[gilded blade]

Surprisingly

[oblique spire]

Very surprisingly

[slender rock]

honestly if this was back in 2008 it would completely different

[heavy halo]

i lov brainfart :3

[oblique spire]

surprised there wasn't racial slurs when i came back

[upper axle]

i've personally witnessed a young woman like you get targeted by a groomer before without realizing, and i'm a pretty aware person too. happened right under my nose, and that shit's scary.

[slender rock]

idk if it's worse or not

[slender rock]

this

[oblique spire]

or more talking about fitting 2 racoons up assholes

[minor cypress]

Tinfoil hat time. Meow is just baiting people and pretending to be dense.

[upper axle]

if that's the case she's a damn good method actor

[gilded blade]

How did you even find out about gamma anyway?

[upper axle]

better than me, even.

[slender rock]

hell maybe a psyop too idk

[heavy halo]

Drewski

[zealous remnant]

meowmachine pretending to be defenceless and then locking some poor soul in the basement

[minor cypress]

Nah i am the psyop

[oblique spire]

Jaboopy this calls for a internet danger lecture in the voice of Vaas or solid snake

[heavy halo]

What about blur

[slender rock]

get out of my walls, you're fucking up my guitar sounds, the wireless mics fucking with my pickups

[pure hatch]

Always thought that tbh. Meow always seemed to be a dude to me acting like an annoying e-girl

[heavy halo]

Blur is nice to me

Sometimes

[upper axle]

LMAO, felt. i live in a small room and my bass pickups get really fuzzy sounding if i have too much electrical shit going lol

[minor cypress]

Pretty much. I assume anyone acting like that is either bait, actually retarded, or stereotypical discord femboy bs lmao

[pure hatch]

Or a fed

[slender rock]

Yeah because my Ethics is like, having had experinced this I don't want someone else fall victim

[minor cypress]

The anime pfp adds extra fed points

[heavy halo]

oki

[oblique spire]

[pure hatch]

If someone acts stupidly eccentric, my bullshit senses start going off

[gilded blade]

She's waiting to send you a malware link in your dms

[heavy halo]

I miss falco

Falco is my guardian angel

[minor cypress]

But how else will i copyright your music before you?

Then apply meds

[pure hatch]

Then that’s on them. I’m still gonna assume they’re bullshitting because I am that optimistic about human intelligence

[gilded blade]

Falco is everyone's guardian angel

[heavy halo]

No only mine

[gilded blade]

HES MINE

[zealous remnant]

optimistic about human intelligence

[heavy halo]

MINE

HISSSSS

[upper axle]

well good thing i'm only sometimes notably eccentric LOL

[gilded blade]

MOM SHES TAKING FALCO

[oblique spire]

[heavy halo]

Falco said im THE best user

[slender rock]

as harsh I am, honestly you need to like drop the "uwu :3" because groomers and predatory fuckers use that as an exploit, because you're too naive and will use the attention that will give you to further twist your mind and coarse you to do things

[pure hatch]

It’s the one thing I inhale copium on

[heavy halo]

And hes MY guardian angel

[oblique spire]

Ted is falco's favorite user, overall

[upper axle]

i'm goofy but not egregiously so LOL

[zealous elm]

damn new brainfart lore dropped

[slender rock]

motherfucker

[heavy halo]

3:<

[oblique spire]

I'm falco's favorite war criminal

[gilded blade]

I've had intellectual discussions with falco

[slender rock]

wait, why would you copyright my shitty playing

[heavy halo]

We share the same bed

💢

[oblique spire]

Need a war criminal role smh

[upper axle]

well that only goes to users who have a father from the former yugoslavia

[oblique spire]

[hybrid hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopson-cobson-soyjak-soy-boy-gemson-gif-26878095

[pure hatch]

Do you enjoy throwing people off your helo when it gets full?

[zealous elm]

dont even need one i think the wojak pfp is enough of a warning

[gilded blade]

Ted and Falco are probably my favorite ppl in brainfart tbh

[upper axle]

\

[oblique spire]

Of course

[slender rock]

bring beer or pizza

[oblique spire]

The classic aussie treatment

[upper axle]

oh yea by the way

NUKE PARRY

https://vxtwitter.com/LithPyro/status/1699497883064500712?s=20

[pure hatch]

down under starts playing

[oblique spire]

[pure hatch]

The amount of war crimes the Aussies got away in TWOT is astounding ngl

[slender rock]

fucking hell yeah

a lot

[gilded blade]

Do you remember me ted?

[oblique spire]

[pure hatch]

Wearing shorts in the middle of a desert is chad shit

[slender rock]

Aussieland itself is a fucking war crime

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

the birds are war criminals

[oblique spire]

Nolzy's a fuckin unit

[slender rock]

big fucking cant isn't he ay?

[odd sail]

Hello chat

[slender rock]

oh god

[heavy halo]

Am i anybodys favorite

[slender rock]

vlad is here. funs over

[heavy halo]

Beside falco

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

it isn't about favorites

[heavy halo]

it is to meee

[oblique spire]

wadiyatalkinabeet

[gilded blade]

Yee, a long time ago we also talked about how you were successful in your career

[slender rock]

but I think for the older folks it's weird for a youngen such as yourself because the age gap and people start to feel like it's weird

think about about it meow

[heavy halo]

meow :3

[upper axle]

dont seek to be someone's favorite, seek to be simply their friend. seeking favoritism is trying to pad your ego, make friends instead and just be fucking happy.

[heavy halo]

I dont need to think

[slender rock]

yes

this

[heavy halo]

Im a silly cat

[gilded blade]

Hell yeah brother

[oblique spire]

Sassy's a fuckin unit too look at the cunt

[slender rock]

@heavy halo You need to use your brain

[heavy halo]

Dont wana

[pure hatch]

Meow is my favorite fed. A perfect example of red flags

[heavy halo]

only listen to ted and falco

No brain

[upper axle]

doesnt matter. use your fucking brain or leave.

there i said it.

[heavy halo]

no :3

[slender rock]

otherwise you'll end up in someone freezer or someones gonna mess up your brain so much you'll be worse mentally than the usual depressoexpresso of teenagers

trust me we've been there

[oblique spire]

Guys trying to speak reason to meow is like talking to a brick wall, you know that right

[gilded blade]

Been pretty good all things considered. Had my first job. Quit my first job. Started college ya know

[slender rock]

sigh yeah

[heavy halo]

Wait till you find out how unstable i am

:3

[slender rock]

but is is ethical to just give up on the idiot?

[oblique spire]

see

[slender rock]

sigh

[gilded blade]

Take your pills

[upper axle]

been trying to play nice for a while meowmachine, but honestly this whole thing of being a retard is getting on mine and everyone's nerves and you're becoming unbearable to even see in chat at this point. start using your brain or fuck off.

[heavy halo]

I ddidd

[gilded blade]

Cybersecurity dude

[pure hatch]

Guys, stop teaching meow. It’s not gonna work. Dude’s laughing his ass off at how gullible y’all are

[slender rock]

Meow are you... an only child

[heavy halo]

yeah

[slender rock]

just like

[gilded blade]

It's pretty fun actually

[oblique spire]

We need to exile meow from brainfart i'm telling you

[slender rock]

yeah true

[heavy halo]

Is me sharing my food too open tho

[pure hatch]

Femboy purge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1149204566022291506/image.png

[zealous elm]

reverse brainfart exile

[slender rock]

I've experienced just enough of the worse that can happen

[heavy halo]

uhm

ifk

[slender rock]

although I don't it effected me too much but... eh

[heavy halo]

I just said hi and it went to this

[upper axle]

clearly it aint working, and i've given up now, but yknow how when you already were gonna do a thing then someone tells you to do that thing and now you dont wanna do the thing? you just did that kinda.

[slender rock]

yeah meow, just... idk learn music or cooking as a hobby

[gilded blade]

It's been so funny watching this channel go through its story arcs

[heavy halo]

I love cooking!!!

and music

[gilded blade]

What do you cook let us judge

[pure hatch]

Ah fuck, so I guess I threw more gas in the fire…
FARK ME

[heavy halo]

I showrd my sausage and egg earlier

It was rlly Yumyyy

[gilded blade]

Oh yeah gross

[oblique spire]

[gilded blade]

Every memory with you is a good one ted

[slender rock]

better to have tried, then to sit back and watch

[upper axle]

yes. when people are doing a thing and you tell them to give up it 99% of the time has the opposite effect. telling someone "you should give up" in ANY context usually just makes them go back to it with renewed fervor. people have to give up of their own conscious decision.

[oblique spire]

nuh uh

oh

wait

[slender rock]

fuck the people who just gawk and spectate instead trying to ya know.... stop a disaster

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

idk

[oblique spire]

its worse uncropped

[heavy halo]

Look egg

[gilded blade]

@heavy halo what's your goal in life right now? You going to college?

[heavy halo]

Cooking

[slender rock]

sigh I have a headache now

[heavy halo]

To get a husband and take care of my kids and be happy and nap all day!

[upper axle]

this. if there's a street fight happening and you pull out your phone to record and start screeching WORLDSTAAAAAAAAR like a fucking retard i should legally be allowed to shoot you after i'm finished trying to break up the fight

[slender rock]

Hmm, noted

[heavy halo]

He does?

I just want love

[gilded blade]

Yeah that's kinda hard to do in this economy

[heavy halo]

Ill work then!!

[slender rock]

they get pissed about it too when you stop them from having to pay for ambultory bill and medical bill for the ER

[gilded blade]

Ok OK doing what then?

[slender rock]

funny eh?

[heavy halo]

Bakery :3

I can make sweets

Very yummy

[gilded blade]

Alright not bad

[upper axle]

people are truly stupid and have no sense of "maybe i should prevent this person from being beaten to death by a gaggle of goons in the street", also known as human fucking decency.

[zealous elm]

brainfart life advice going crazy

[upper axle]

so anyway how about this pic of a kiwi thats also an egg?

[gilded blade]

Did you see? She made a compromise for her relationship. That's growth

[heavy halo]

is that real

[slender rock]

yeah, also discord isn't highlighting the replies. I feel cheated

[heavy halo]

That’s so cool

[upper axle]

the fuck do you think

[heavy halo]

um-

[slender rock]

it isn't meow

[eager igloo]

Add some grated cheese towards the end of cooking next time

[heavy halo]

no..?

[upper axle]

because i have it set to not ping you rn

[eager igloo]

Its lovely

[upper axle]

it would highlight if i was pinging

[heavy halo]

Kay :3

[slender rock]

Oh, fair enough

[upper axle]

correct, the kiwi does not look like that in real life, it's a fucking fruit, not an egg.

[pastel quartz]

brb

[heavy halo]

Hooray i got it right

ive never had a kiwi before

[pastel quartz]

i mean am back

[gilded blade]

Dude a microplane grater would work wonders

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/wendigoon-live-reaction-very-pog-giants-munching-gif-26822814

[gilded blade]

Eat it with the skin on for more fiber

[slender rock]

today (yesterday) was delores' birthday 😦

[minor cypress]

Ayy thats my field. Start learning splunk asap

[eager igloo]

Why would you use a micro plane to grate anything

Dumbass

[slender rock]

it's only a wafer thin

[gilded blade]

And snort, and wireshark

[slender rock]

nice

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1149207690644574208/lockpick_100.mp4
https://tenor.com/view/wakka-ffx-doubt-glaring-gif-18415878

[slender rock]

Intrusion detection tools and backtrack

[gilded blade]

Freaking kali linux

[upper axle]

[slender rock]

https://www.backtrack-linux.org/

[slender rock]

yeah

[minor cypress]

Wireshark and splunk are prob 2 biggest things. Snort is fine, but id reccomend setting up a homelab asap. Recruiters will nut gallons over splunk experience

[slender rock]

then I realized the only jobs here for infosec is state or central valley

[pastel quartz]

WHY

[slender rock]

eh

[gilded blade]

I'm screenshoting this rn

[slender rock]

but they all want like 3 years or 5 years of experience

[minor cypress]

Even if its just something simple, put some virtual machines on it, secure it, load up something like damn vulnerable linux, and pentest it yourself.

[upper axle]

i mean, its not entirely off brand for a LPL april fools episode, but fuck dude idk if this one's real or not

[minor cypress]

Openvas is dope

[minor cypress]

Yep, gotta suffer in helldesk for muh IT xp grind before they let you touch security

[gilded blade]

I'm still only in my first semester but yee getting a head start is nice

[minor cypress]

Id say splunk, wireshark, powershell, whatever scripting language you like, and as much sysadmin stuff as you can handle will take you far.

[gilded blade]

Do you have the comptia Linux pro cert?

[slender rock]

yeo

yep

I have 18% left on the degree but it's the boring shit remedials

because I did all the heavy stuff first

[glad carbon]

you can be free if you follow these easy steps

[minor cypress]

Hell nah. Just net+, sec+, cysa, ccna cyberops.

But windows and linux admin certs will help your baselines a ton

[heavy halo]

meowmachine sleepy time

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-gif-23970142

[gilded blade]

How hard are those certs to get?

[slender rock]

https://www.comptia.org/faq/network/how-much-does-the-comptia-network-certification-cost

[warped crown]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/839113412373774366/1149112129841016883/AIL4fc8F1Vwf0q11oThniP7apnDqSOso45JSbPR4L2DI3tVfWJENkSkMgEFaRVrX_0fJz1q5Usp3widAuQ3HNJ89J_roV5yjsr5z2S02wCEHLTx4T_FeaNg7oQgAPh5haDvRRrcNhzPsk72-ewqBdul_VAO9nBuYCoQHjoBzJ5OX_Lzut0BEsiAtX-ZiBuoI75u7ng3m0Fvgy5uT1nOhGfXDczQhDQDE4IBs5QdlHuFdwz9IPrJhTQUE5Eyheb5_0V2FcBu8CojFyqMa_F1ahJ4zC8Q0Ct1fMLvWlExJw14khCFD8oDjRWWQOIg2x5arGJR54OMoZzbA4TWyV_-aengLnklFZ4XPSKXBYzRkH-Bx0MGxmLGtXaFiGgiTD1jIWcr5na5w9J8turXGMoQHuBgsNPx5WW0eg6--rktueKQjjAQoXRcPsYEeeWuvT5PSsK-RMwzlrG6zGoiDBmpUEIkXL78ppJOsfO4YJ7bVt4JI4e1RvTx2WBJNUOr3..png

[minor cypress]

Reality is it takes time to get into cyber. And once you get in, you are just a SOC monkey. You won't touch pentest shit till way later most the time.

[slender rock]

if you're broke

good luck

[minor cypress]

Get it job, let employer pay for certs.

Also coupons

[slender rock]

providing if the JOB has entry level

which in my case none that don't ask for prior experience

[gilded blade]

I've got that Pell grant money, that's why I'm in college rn

[slender rock]

^

[gilded blade]

So cost should be covered

[minor cypress]

Not terribly hard.

[gilded blade]

I have next to nothing in linux skills rn just windows

That's the difficulty I'm facing

[minor cypress]

The more admin skills and os skills you have, the more proficient you'll be in the long run for security.

[gilded blade]

[pastel quartz]

why your pfp reminds me of that popeye guy

not the cartoon character

[gilded blade]

Me?

[pastel quartz]

yep

[gilded blade]

It was funni

I added more teeth to him

[pastel quartz]

looks goofy ngl

[gilded blade]

That's what I'm looking for

[pastel quartz]

i like it

[gilded blade]

I also dithered it

[eager igloo]

Gn sleepyhead

[high pike]

Gn