#šŖbruh-fart
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I remember first time I stayed at her house her dad said āsheās only doing housework because your hereā 
she?
š³
severe muscle pain
less than 1 day
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
5kg on that shit 

How much can you all leg press
waiting for gym videos irl
That's how I go out the gym, screaming at the top of my lungs from the 5 reps I did 
fun fact: the average divorce percentage around the world is around 50%
I swear I was hitting 200kg on my legs, my calfās actually look like cows calfās 
that's pretty normal
real
Mwadi we know you want a wife too
i am the wife
he's gay bro he wants a bf not a wife
Boywife?

You'll be drafted before you're able to
a femchad..?
The femboy division
Mad, if I give any opinion about clothes she complains and calls me a prick but ends up changing anyway so 
real
And no Madi
you can't hop in my T-62
thats for me and pavlo only
and ted
i will anyways

Threesome š³
Nah pavlo fuckin ruined it
nuh uh
š«¦
pavlo is gay
yes

Syno is too
i'm gay for our great leader
Who 
erdrogan?
yes
eregodran
Which one...
the degenerate one
rip
Thats it youre not in the t-62 either
Cool beans
:(
the based gyros remover
AYYY twd is installed
HOW MANY MEN DO YOU WANT IN THERE BRO
Should i play Battlebit or TWD
looks like shit when the sun didn't hit it tho
I love her dad though, we will agree that Iāll come on say Wednesday and leave next Thursday, come Thursday heās like so are you going tomorrow or staying, then when I leave he says he misses me already 
you should play with deez nuts
it fits 4 men
twd, that u just installed...
Driver gunner loader commander
I miss that place, better than this fuckery... ugh
I know that, but you didn't tell me who else you were bringing in tf
Ted
Should I play ww1 strat for another 8 hours or tarky 
bet
not delight because he ruined it
Me
no
Good!
Wdymmmmmm
factory genocide run
You're british you'd be strafed by an A-10 before you could get in the t-62
Considering you fuckin ditched me for arma 3 
collective no
No
No
who up willying their wonka rn

to1?
In fairness the yanks are bastards for friendly fire
I forget that isnāt allowed in hereā¦
To1 what is wrong with you

Ermm what happened
Arenāt you supposed to be asleep right now?
That was the funniest entrance into brainfart Iāve seen
no
it wasn't haram
i love doing haram stuff
When is the wedding? @tulip ravine
Yeah we know futa lover
Heās taking me horse racing next week, then letting me choose his next horse then teaching me pigeon racing 
and you're gay
Next year pal
And you're in denial, which is infinitely worse
and your name is kjzdjzdl,zjlkdjkzdjkzdjk
AYYYYYY
Isnāt that the average Turkish name
no
Overused that one already, try again
jzjdhzdkjzdjkzkjgjkzzkjfjkfjks
It is
should i keep this on or off
its hardly a surprise that majority here is bordering gay, or full on gay that makes a navy officer blush
Everyone just calm down okay
off looks better

Everything is fine
We had a Turk law student come Liverpool and London with us for a trip, guy was cool, shut himself on my dads 1000cc bike tho 
Can you please get out of my walls?
If you turn it off does Lee just dissappear?
that's arabic
Cope
it's the setting that makes the game look like a comics book
@quartz ridge Cap Radio is gutting their music programs bro
what the FUCK
fucked
fr?
did you do to the T-62 in my absence
WHAT
DID YOU DO
PAVLO
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
i wont be talking or listening tho
Ehhhhh
Kzap is gonna be cease existing
L
ion wanna interrupt the games audio
š
Gotta use a bigger tire š
@winged phoenix graphic black on or off?
eyeroll was to a different topic
WHAT DID YOU DO
true
I'll fuckin fix the t-62 ya dog
Just need bigger tires boss, I promise
Foxes everything
Why are you still on shooting range tho
Go into a actual game
We should massacre all elves
wake up
Nuh uh
@oblique spire go to fucking bed
No
never
and never watched videos
I play with Oppenheimer and Oppenheimer only
over a fucking mine
@winged phoenix
PAVLO YOU DESTROYED THE TRACKS
Wanna hear my new song g
Lee died in my playthrough š¦
in here
I drove'd š
Spoiler: ||He always dies||

š¦
You WILL cry at the end
0/10
Average wet pussio yute reaction
none of these words are in the bible
I can prove god is British
We donāt have natural disasters
nuh uh
@winged phoenix actually i remember the beginning, don't know from where tho
i know that there will be a car crash
what about your teeth? isnt that a natural disaster?
What about your iq? Isnāt that a genetical disaster
shit bro no wonder you are a brainfart exile
yes, im retarded 

Yes I am retarded 
Who even are you
narcissist
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Who do you know here bro
oligarch
Don't know who that is, banned
despot
If you're a narcissist, then I'm the Pope
k
the gamma discord is in truth an oligarchic structure
this game looks like roblox
he will never come back
#bardcore #tavernwave #dnd
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when homie says don't become a local wizard that lives in the forest making potions
Artist : Fief
Album : II
Year : 2016
Genre : Dungeon Synth
Country : USA
TRACKLIST :
- Dawnlight Warms the Castle Stone 00:00
- Deep Forest Dance 03:57
- Medieval Breeze 07:12
- Peddling Potions 10:39
- The Dice Wizard 14:01
- A Good Inn 17:37
- In the Secret Glade of the Shy Dragon 20:49
- Soul of a Nameless Bard 24:34

Oppenheimer
Fart'd

Spawned in 
What a chad day, singlehandedly did in 5hours what both contractors couldn't do in two days 
Exhausted though, but good work
The 2000's headset mic capture gives it a whole different vibe, nice
Oh makes sense
What did you build?
Builded*
Welded metal structures to renew a whole 200m² apt in Paris, right in front of the Chinese ambassy 
Donāt know what that means but it sounds hard
he's literally me
Basically renewed most of the structure/frame, did the whole floors etc
That flat is huge though, I can't even imagine how much they rent it for
Gn chat
You said Paris right?
Ye
ah yes paris, the city that smells like piss
Probably like 7 k
Has synth music gone too far
no
Real close to the Grand Palais, the Alexander III bridge, 5min drive to the Eiffel tower, and near ambassies, I think this will go for way more, there are listing for smaller and worse located flats for 10k, 106m²
Boomer
Yes, because I'm always gonna stay on wave (that's a lie)
10k like 10 thousand American fiat?
Ye like
This is 2 rooms, 100m², listed for 10k a month
Don't try to make sense of it, it's Paris prices
i mean those are big ass rooms tho
ye
i wouldn't even know what to do with all the space
The one I worked on has 2 rooms like this + a smaller bedroom
Fuck that, 10 thousand dollars and your property isnāt even yours
ikr
idk my mom likes dungeon synth and so do I
Well you could always buy it... if you got a few millions to spare
You donāt even pay that much for mansions here in America what the fuck are those numbers
i'm not saying i would ever consider renting a flat like that
I get that, but that number is just insane to think about for whatās essentially an apartment
Well it's downtown Paris in a historical Haussmanian building, 200+m², it's not that shocking to me
What was the square footage again?
The pic above, 106
square foot? i dunno i would see a doc if i was you
Is it somewhat furnished at the very least?
Do I get a escort too?
A fully stocked fridge?
I need more than an empty room for whatās probably 12k after taxes
best i can do is being woken up by the smell of piss every morning
Yeah the 106m² one is rented with all that you can see on the pic
So you also get to sit on a couch someone probably sexed and fated on š
Honestly @sage otter I hope youāre paid well bro
Not so much but I don't mind doing overtime (which is paid more ofc)
Checking prices, found a 95m² one, totally empty, and located on the outside border of the town center, 3k a month 
š
I understand
shutup
which sniepr elite is the best
-0
is the campaign in it free world like in 4 or wwhat
all SE campaigns are designed free world
n-
I have too many fucking volume to check
the Bassman amp, the fucking mixer
the fucking FL inputmixer and all that shit
šµāš«
I'll check it later if I don't forger
bruh do you see how fucking cheap the whole collection is on steam rn 
yeah?
se 1-4
aand?
do you really don't have that much?
i dont have any money, how would i have money?
job, idk
if i would have a job i wouldnt beg for games, or i wouldnt be that bored
What's SE4
sniper elite 4
i wanted to play it with people- the multiplayer in it isnt just pvp competetive, but open world with ai, rightt?
idk I haven't played it 
eh-
i need to ask somebody that did- otherwise there'd be no need for u to buy it for me
@odd sail give the professional epic gamer review
oki, there's coop-
google says its oki
The multiplayer doesn't exist lol
I thought so
Buy me faith unholy trinity
it does exist
I ain't a sugar daddy
can i have it then
You are
all the games, or just 4? the collection is cheap as hell anyways I can buy it for you if you want to
just 4
mfw no sugar for me

is that starfield
yes
that looks nice tho
esppecially that thing that watied in front of hima fter seeing him
@grizzled meadow
type normally please
you know he don't hydrate fr
dry ass mf
dry ass lips @grizzled meadow š
yeah you'll shit your guts out
wrong chat LMAO
still ā»ļø 
i will cum in your water
can you chill
bottoms up then
its just a friend being a friend
hell yeah
of course
full homo
I'm already drinking it
ok khaytil number 2
you both hummus fr
wow
thats fuckign disgusting, i feel like irl this guy would get sexual offender case
Girlcum
so cute
omg
not really, those often both go together actually
so cute
/ban
WTF are you doing in the sunlight Vlad, youāll vaporize instantly
We need jacksepticeye arrested asap
idk i havent played the new bethesda game
artifical light doesn't affect me but i only come out during the evening
hiiiii
hiiih
hi
what
very nice btw because I forgot to say it before
maja has dementia
no
why dont you buy maja a brainshocker
defibrillator for the brain
š¢
blow it up then
wtf d:
d:
@stone blade
ty
@winged phoenix where did madi dissapear to
Hi Falco "Dry lips" 1984 how are you today
no me
you are the anime woahman
idk i was jumping on the bed when i was 4
that's retarded
highly regarded

that bitch do be asking to many damn questions, i'm trying to buy a new bed that shit is not cheap just give me the bed and be happy i left my money with you stop asking questions what i do with my bed
push her down on the bed and tell her "yeah this is good quality"
and then get a restraining order
how to get charged with sexual assualt 101
how to buy a bed mattress
prison has a free bed, its a win
which is just a piece of cloth on a literal Concrete slab
unga bunga grindset
no crafting table
then make one?
last time i tried collecting vood, the cops came and told me something about "uhhh you can't just chop down random trees thats illegal" fucking pussys dude
bro its 3 messages
i wish someone dm'd me
physically impossible
I was sitting for like 5 minutes and thinking "damn brainfart is shitty today"
bold of us to assume they learned anything over their 20 years experience of making videogames
only to realize that I accidentally opened general offtopic
Today?
us? who's us? 
are those us in a room with us right now?
thats nice hill
this meme is older than me
had to x2 check
you are fried my man
wow screenshots making lithuanian dr coom act unwise
what else is new
falco fell off
yuh uh
falco's stan

classic 
i meant this - #šŖbruh-fart message
and denying that is just comical

/ban
your timeline is weong, it got that powerful from being a coomer
projecting 
wait this is brainfart? i thought this is retards anonymus
hes using hes cooker powers for good now
thats another name for brainfart, yes
whats the difference
no, we actually know your full adress
oh yeah? Post it then
shit like beer doesn't do shit for me anymore
wasnt he supposed to stream for u tho
it's like drinking slightly shitty tasting water
khaaytil is here
drink real beer
evening ruined
who?
i gotta start drinking expensive shit like gin now
i already got no money
Cora-Berliner-StraĆe 1, 10117 Berlin, Germany
whatsup maja
7 days 
shit i drink is like 12%
ehw wtf, i don't live in berlin
Oh yeah? Check what the address is 
I sometimes feel like brainfart is some asian RPG game, because half the people here can just start fucking monologuing about some random part of their life without any prompt
so it isn't just me
then why were you pinning it all on me
i am encouraged to do it
firstly, it's nice to bully your unsanitary ass
not because others do it but because i wanna do it
secondly, you're a prime example
Now you see me š
Now you don't 
correct
i am everything everyone else shouldn't be
take me as an example and do the reverse of everything i do
now kill yourself because i still haven't
there was something off about the rats. their smile, their general deminour, the constant puns. something was seriously a swiss. i had to get away.
and then
please go away, I'm still having second-hand embarrassment from your yesterday's attempt to woo meowmachine
š
broooo

i wasn't wooing her
she's not even a man
someone give this mf a newbie channel exfile
we gave you a free shot, and you fumbled it like a paraplegic panda
even if i wooed her what's the gain for me
"imagine a group of activists so powerful that they could beam their propaganda directly into your ass"
wtf is the point of a relationship if i don't get to come home from work every day and kiss her on the lips then give her a tight hug
then go on with my business
imagine being that down astronomical
i won't move to lead-ridden retardland

thats dark af
eh
free shot at what, the fuck am i reading rn
be on your way, not-delight
ah yes, my favourite channel, #4chan
Im staying, not-delight
so real
Do NOT have sex with rodents
š¤Ø
@placid sail
sigh

You know what I'm about.
no
Brainfart
I do not know who is mox, but given it's mentioned by spider, it's probably something weird and sexual, so I'll pass
I can semi-guarantee that none of the rodents are actually boys.
see
i liked his greek video
true
Greek video was pretty good.
the power of Christ protects me
"if you want to avoid a bad police encounter follow this simple rule : when a cop gives you lawful, say no"
man you guys need jesus
ep1 done
definitive edition
Same story.
Anyways, enjoy putting Clem through some shit.
imma go read some porn
still, graphics are different

She says "Bite my shiny metal ass"

need help finishing
you are what you eat
me:
may allah guide you back to the path
I like slowburns.
Everyone at work is looking at me now. I couldn't hold it in 
I like fast burns
throw me in the fire
you're welcome 
white woman
#shorts #phaseconnect #kanekolumi
@KanekoLumi
Original stream :
Unknown
Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@KanekoLumi
Don't even need Shad for that one. White woman. Dog her size or bigger. The implication speaks for itself
She has even assumed the position.
Evidence that it's not the first time
song is a banger
told you so

ivan, falco
lest he becomes the third creature
who else
madirex, he was based
he's speaking tongues! the illness is progressing!
sorry
hes panicking
delight! the flamethrower!
Anakin, stop panackin'
Omg its delight im ur biggest fan
what do you fiends want
they are just schizos
tenor doesnt have good flamethrower gifs, we are screwed
Maikati putkata delight EII

the brainfart has fallen...
First time seeing that role.
QJ PISHKI
What kind of fuckup are you?
billions will kiss boys
newbies chat exile
he can't chat in newbies chat
I told a newbie that x18 has big oiled up men
oh
hey there 
That's true though?
Ikr
It was josta tho so it makes sense why he wouldnt understand the significance
:flag_bg: Bulgarian (Š±ŃŠ»Š³Š°ŃŃŠŗŠø език)
ā¬ļø
Maikati putkata delight EII
:flag_dk: Danish (dansk)
ā¬ļø
a watch VAT

it doesnt know
What
"A watch vat"
@dreamy flax are you dumb
shup up shittyl
doesn't even know bulgaristan
retarded bot
y'all cant handle me speaking bulgarian using latin letters
too weak
even the bot is lost
Ļ <- kinda looks like ballsack
it's probably something about stealing Mercedes anyway
hehe it does
excuse me?
I'm not iedy
'Ļ'
how dare you
bitch
I'm a racist bulgarian
not a thief romanian
get it right
smh
what's the difference between bulgarian and romanian anyway 
Bulg
šæ
sin da ti se rodi zed da ti dovede
sex samo na sun da vidish
na stol da sednesh
pruchkata prez guza ti da mine DANO
romanians suck Bulgarians are great people
Stop speaking gay
šæ
umri
Wait
in game
Only in brainfart.
Only for gays
I remember it being blocked in bf but it not
according to my google translate, Ivanko is hella mad 
Only if youre the gayest man alive can you type it here
š¤Ø
Let me tell more newbies about the oiled up men in x18 :)
It's been like 6 months.
Never, they shouldnāt know
:(
@narrow lotus its our time
found some 5yo ancient remains under a vid on youtube
ecks dee
https://youtu.be/_SoahbnYwRk?si=yny8Ucyex9VyXxND this is the vid
Merch āŗ http://leehardcastle.com
A boy who secretly keeps hamsters hidden under his bed.
HAMSTER HELL 2 - https://youtu.be/96xbIT4Sl6k
Instagram āŗ http://is.gd/LeeHInstagram
Website āŗ http://leehardcastle.com
Wow you like 5 year olds?
i was 12 at the time
if me and iedy combine powers we could single handedly steal all your wallets in aprox 3 days
cars included
so u are saying that bulgarians are also thiefs like romanians? 
genuinely what
nah
we beat people up
have u beat someone up?
it works in good combination
"romanians and bulgarians are not the same"
"let's join our efforts and steal shit"
Q.E.D. 
also we are great at stealing gas from cars
fr
iedy can tell u
we are known for stealing diesel from trains
bulgarians sell cheap cigars and cars to romanians and in exchange romanians flood Sunny Beach during summer
it works
sophisticated ecosystem
CMON EVERBARI
CAREVICHKATA MI QKO PARI
two species specialized on different car theft aspects are thriving together
nature is amazing
2 days ago a romanian truckdriver station in FRANCE , had 65l of diesel stolen from his truck at night
they found them 2 days later, they were 2 romanians
what is going on here

average deep dive elite experience
never get on the wrong side of a Bulgarian or Romanian
either your house will get stolen
or you will get beaten up
PSA: In 2 weeks, Mojang will be permanently locking all PAID Minecraft accounts that haven't been migrated.
If you know someone who hasn't played in the last 2 years, please let them know.
27229
6700
ofc
black people are unironically more helpful than the white or brown ones in paris
the hamster in the sock is a filthy frank reference
me and two rappers
Eemm i know we all know what song instantly played in our head when he said that
Yes
hiiiiii
the fk
Proof?
āhelpfulnessā what an objective measure of someoneās worth
the total murder count in paris racewise on 15th october 2022
thank me later
humanity in paris died
hey maja
The African Americans or some other race?
Buying Kurdish 7.62 for 31Ā¢ a round I'm sure it won't blow me up
kurdish?
is that like arabian country?
whats the difference between american 7.62 and kurdish 7.62
khyber 7.62 is safe af 
Price and quality
how do you know which country maeks the best 7.62 tho
childproof
You don't until you buy it all
foreignerproof
Or like use less bullets daily
No
only shoot up police cars
Terrorizing this trash heap at the back of my property
may i see your licence nah see my khyber bolt action .50 cal AKM
and drive them to commit crimes, they canāt arrest us if were the cops too
xqcl
reminds me how in GTA 4 you can get a cop car and catch criminals with it
xqcL
:3
Eat then
I refuse to.
meow does not wanna cook!
Here, have this deranged 4chan compilation about VTubers instead:
Uncensored and early access videos on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=81248689
I make memes and shitposts at Twitter: https://twitter.com/Parrot4chan
The Schizo Vtuber Discord: https://discord.gg/hPnAEXaZ8D
VTubers in the video:
Shiori Novella https://www.youtube.com/@UCgnfPPb9JI3e9A4cXHnWbyg
Koseki Bijou https://www.youtube.com/@UC9p...
too lazyyyy
meow
yems? :3
šØ
SEEEEEEEEEEX
uooooooh ššš
stfu
gn chat
see you in couple minutes

like you wouldn't quietly lurk for half an hour
gn mwadii
it's 04:54am so no
my point stands, you're still here and replying to me
because you're replying to me
Since when they were converting bathrooms into Brothels??
you're not sleeping
aw, he actually went to sleep
Whats a brothel
dude
wat-?
have you been schooled by a pack of mac n cheese
It's a place where you can pay a motherfucker to have the sex with you.
šØ
why are they named motherfucker then
They are not called motherfuckers, the workers of a Brothel are called "Prostitutes"
oblivion dialogs
I asked a cute woman out on a date, we went to a coffee shop and talked for two hours, I got her number, been texting her for a few days and only now does she tell me she has a boyfriend
What the fuck
I just don't understand
thank
She just wanted to cheat on him.
So she didn't tell you
side dick and/or just entertainment
not worth your time either way
but you had a funny story
steal her car tyres
so you're romanian too
On it boss
She's still texting me
nah fam block it

ask her for a boyfriend's number
and maybe leak the screenshot on socials
Mega cuck her
europe isn't real
haha (I'm illiterate)
not u too
Just so you fuckers realize.
they finally got me homie
cough cough
I don't have much time yet
you know what you must do





