🎪bruh-fart

[devout hull]

I have been dropping fat loads from it regularly for the past 3 days.

How are your behinds doing?

[heavy halo]

u

What

Uhm

😨

[zinc compass]

Wut

[marsh widget]

i almost became that friend 1 month ago lol

[devout hull]

Be cum.

[devout hull]

How's your ass?

[heavy halo]

uh

its okay i think

[devout hull]

That's good.

[heavy halo]

😥

[slender rock]

yes

uhm

[solar obsidian]

man, you gotta give it to him, he knows how to entertain

[marsh widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501148060701818921/1148115192392192030/8c0d15d49a536ede179d1b22131e236f.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

nobody needed that information, thanks

[solar obsidian]

#🇫🇷-general-fr

[spiral raven]

bruh i got my phone case or whatever its called ( ) with minecraft pufferfish i ordered like week ago and i got lasagna

[uncut obsidian]

uhh baguette

[spiral raven]

and im sitting rn eatin lasagna with pufferfish phone

[solar obsidian]

hon hon

[spiral raven]

epic

[solar obsidian]

lol

[spiral raven]

right?

[somber warren]

oui oui le turm de eifel

[carmine crown]

Why do you need that much cameras, damn

[spiral raven]

there's two cameras

1 flashlight

1 idk what

and one idfk

[somber warren]

what

[uncut obsidian]

government spying device

[spiral raven]

i have this good poop

no more lasagna

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-gif-23785748

sad moment

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/get-some-culture-peasant-gif-11969723

[spiral raven]

i want t drink watre

i like water

do you laike w iater

i lirke waitwrer

its so taasyt lirke ftr

[solar obsidian]

hes having a stroke!

[pure cobalt]

[heavy peak]

Call the bombulance

[spiral raven]

ok i drank water things are good

[undone tree]

Yea but I liked it

[spiral raven]

i dnot understand

elspain

[runic kernel]

He bit my ass

[spiral raven]

i

dont

understand

who are the squids

[spiral raven]

WHGAT IS THIS

[solar obsidian]

[upper axle]

bestiality apologists when pedophile apologists walk in:

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-wwe-turning-around-meme-gif-24430666

[uncut obsidian]

But she's 3009 years old in the anime lore!!

[ruby minnow]

furries have both

i hope starfield is worth my time

[ruby minnow]

because i could have spent time playing deep rock galactic then download starfield

[lunar brook]

[slender rock]

💀

[ruby minnow]

thankfully i didn't pay 70 dollars for it and its on gamepass

[lunar brook]

hmm today i will trust a triple A company with their newest release

[ruby minnow]

i'm expecting bugs and optimization problems

which is expected on every AAA game by now

[robust cove]

Shouldn't be, but there will always be enough people who buy a broken ass bethesda game day 1/ pre-order it, so the scummy company can still make bank and simply "fix" the game over the next few years.

[solar obsidian]

where?

[carmine crown]

Brainfart

[mint mist]

hiiii @robust cove

[solar obsidian]

i should post this in #🇮🇹-general-ita

[upper axle]

man, hate it when that happens. god's accidentally uninstalled CS:S on the virtual machine he runs my state on a few times and it's always such a hassle when it happens.

[placid sail]

call the bambulam

[upper axle]

it's such an eyesore when you wake up and your entire yard turned purple and black checkerboard and your lawnmower became a giant ERROR overnight.

[undone tree]

Its mozzarella, I'm sure they will love it

[edgy abyss]

From what I've seen. It's way over hyped and is basically a generic Bethesda game with most of its system being generic and simple

[undone tree]

What has the dragon skeleton been used for?

[solar obsidian]

i think Grims right.

[undone tree]

Spaceships?

[edgy abyss]

Adhesive

[undone tree]

TFW no vertibird dragons

Is it even a Bethesda game

[solar obsidian]

spaceships are verti and dragons in one

[undone tree]

Hey in star field when you die, does it still does the awkward slow mo camera showing you dying? Like in f4/skyrim

[edgy abyss]

Starfield is a space game and even it's space ships are basically a vehicle to take you from A to A.2 since you can't land where you want on a planet like on Noman's Sky, nor is there much to do in space with it

[undone tree]

Tbh the ship building I saw here looked kinda cool

[edgy abyss]

Too bad they are barely used for anything

The ship building is just recycled fallout4 settlement building

[undone tree]

I'm sure its not too bad, I just had enough of skyrim/f4 for a lifetime

[undone tree]

So things snap but wrong way? Lol

[edgy abyss]

It's a Bethesda game, so probably

[undone tree]

F4 building system was some of the most infuriating thing. Like you know it should work, but it wont

[edgy abyss]

The game is literally flooded with generic Bethesda bugs, because Bethesda doesn't believe in QA

[undone tree]

Every time, I'd start with s grand idea, but halfway it would fall apart because things just wouldn't fit

[undone tree]

The correct term is 'mods fixing stuff'

[edgy abyss]

I have no idea what the dev team was doing all this time, but I suspect they were working on DLC while the game was delayed multiple times to build hype because currently there is no indication on what that time was used

[undone tree]

I mean, I don't know bout game design so no comment

As long as Todd takes me on a date to the chess club...I'm satisfied

[edgy abyss]

He'll just take you to chuck e cheese and leave you with the bill

You'd take me to McDonald's

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406167308655132672/1148598911926272030/VID_20230905_153558_475.mp4

[spiral raven]

what

[edgy abyss]

Ew

I want my Mickey Ds

[undone tree]

What even is wendys

Burger king is ofc burgers

Never been to either tho

Don't think we have Wendy's here at all

[edgy abyss]

Just with extra sass

[mint mist]

hiii;3

[undone tree]

I went to McDonalds for the first time in like 10 years recently and it was really tasty

[edgy abyss]

Sup

[undone tree]

The great and progressive Poland

[ruby minnow]

install starfield
yippie finally can play it
open drg

[undone tree]

You're doing this to yourself

[edgy abyss]

*Poundland

[ruby minnow]

i am doing a favour to myself playing drg

[undone tree]

Meant star field

[oblique spire]

GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBORS

Ted failed the vibe check

smh

[somber warren]

shut up ya dog cunt will ya

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lk1w5kxQgrU

[oblique spire]

Wheyyyy whats with the hostility

[placid sail]

you

translate your meme this instant

[somber warren]

i'm just saying good morning back in australian

[oblique spire]

Nah mate you're just being hostile

The true way we say it

Is

Oi

[undone tree]

That's a pretty dumb video

[oblique spire]

Fair dinkum

Bloody oath

[oblique spire]

No shit

Yes you failed the vibe check

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enm9GYDvA-I

[undone tree]

I feel like I'm too old for this channel

[spiral raven]

i thought it was trevor from gta v bruuh

[placid sail]

WAit

[lunar brook]

6

[undone tree]

28
But I roll with the homies frfr on god I have rizz

[placid sail]

you are polish too

sir

or madam

[oblique spire]

[spiral raven]

like bruh that guy looks like trevor

[oblique spire]

No the fuck he does not

you fucking idiot

[slender rock]

not even close

[undone tree]

Thought it was a GTA meme

[oblique spire]

Not even close

At all

[slender rock]

goofy mf

[oblique spire]

[placid sail]

@undone tree could you please translate

[slender rock]

real

[oblique spire]

Driver San Fran goes hard

[stone blade]

shaved , showered
new life new me

[oblique spire]

Did you shave your balls

[stone blade]

beard you fucktard

[spiral raven]

donk cock you silly

he does

kinda

[slender rock]

[oblique spire]

No

he does not

you fucking imbecile

[spiral raven]

yse

[oblique spire]

He looks nothing like trevor

[spiral raven]

fuck you

[oblique spire]

Fuck you too

[slender rock]

[spiral raven]

no fuck you

[placid sail]

WELLL FINE if y'alkl gonna ignore my requiests, then I'm gonna go fucking work

stupid ass channel rumble rumble

[stone blade]

bismillah

[stone blade]

WHAT DO YOU WANT

[slender rock]

USE FUCKING GOOGLE YOU DUMBDUMB

😠

[spiral raven]

call him donk

[stone blade]

what

[placid sail]

I REQUIRE TRANSLATION OF THE MEME

[mint mist]

its in english tho

[placid sail]

I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FUNKY KURWA LETTERS

[mint mist]

ITS IN ENGLISH

[placid sail]

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAN

[lunar brook]

[spiral raven]

YOU FUCKING

[mint mist]

WHICH FUCKING EMME ARE U TALKIGN AOBUT

[stone blade]

polish is Z language

[spiral raven]

nuh uh

[mint mist]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lk1w5kxQgrU
YouTube

THIS?????

[stone blade]

you know you're stupid when maja starts screaming at u

[lunar brook]

[placid sail]

oh my fucking god

[mint mist]

hiiii ;3 Owo~

i love uuuuu1

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/nero-devil-may-cry-dmc-fnaf-jumpscare-gif-20719678

[placid sail]

I was so sleepy that I almost fell for your gaslighting

[spiral raven]

WHAT THE FCJ ITS THAT GAIF

BURUHU

[placid sail]

WHICH PART OF THIS

IS ENGLISH

[slender rock]

https://translate.google.com/?q=Lęki Nie+jesteś+wystraczająco+dobry MESSAGES no Depresja Wszyscy+cię+nienawidzą MESSAGES no Bubr elo+masz+morze+porzyczyc+jakoms+kłode&sl=auto&tl=en

[mint mist]

oh

i wont translate that one

its ur fault

[slender rock]

FUCKING LOOK THE LINK

[placid sail]

my mans

[slender rock]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[spiral raven]

every part is english

bruh

[placid sail]

gobless

[slender rock]

that'll be 50.48USD

[spiral raven]

your silly poo

[placid sail]

blur is the real g

[slender rock]

send to my paypal

[placid sail]

thoughts and prayers already coming your way

[slender rock]

Bruh

Thots and tacobell

[lunar brook]

thots and playas

[slender rock]

no

[spiral raven]

200 days until stream wth

lol

[slender rock]

idk...

there is one down the street

[slender rock]

probably get a bajablast today maybe?

[lunar brook]

umm axctually its 199 🤓

[placid sail]

there, it should cover the rest

[spiral raven]

you mean bidenblast?

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933312802335129640/1146966914418094090/go_to_sleep_complications___papa_swolio_PapaSwolio_.mp4

[slender rock]

No

[spiral raven]

Yes

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/baja-blast-gif-26165087

[spiral raven]

what

[slender rock]

get fucked mate

[somber warren]

i do not speak minecraft enchantment table

[spiral raven]

but you do speak german

same thing :(

:)*

[somber warren]

nuh uh

[spiral raven]

btw how does that shit tastes

[edgy abyss]

How dare you! I have to maintain an image of "That weird scaley Helper", I'm a silly little kobold, thankyouverymuch

[placid sail]

I don't wanna work, I'm so sleepy and tired

anyone wanna work in SMM

[slender rock]

Citrus and databeetius

[sage otter]

Same, litterally blinded by the dripping sweat on my face

[spiral raven]

data beet i us?

what

i dont speak german

[slender rock]

fucking hell

hold on

[lunar brook]

🪿

i will never unsee it

[spiral raven]

i want to hold off

[edgy abyss]

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6CeGgzaGSE

[spiral raven]

u dum

[edgy abyss]

The box?

[slender rock]

Diabeeus

[spiral raven]

u said databeetius and sent diabeetus video

[slender rock]

shut up

just watch

[spiral raven]

you silly

[slender rock]

learn the meme

😠

[lunar brook]

silly goose

[undone tree]

Wait where's trevor

[lunar brook]

goos

[spiral raven]

noh oh

bruh

nuh uh

[undone tree]

This chat is moving too fast

[spiral raven]

\

[slender rock]

d i e

[edgy abyss]

How dare you

[grave pilot]

[lunar brook]

contribute to fixing the issue by shutting the fuck up

[spiral raven]

im on live side

water is better

and if its vitamin water

damn

[lunar brook]

jk

[undone tree]

Yes

[grave pilot]

bruh if you knew how often i said to myself "today i drink only water" and fking fail

[placid sail]

for the machine god

[spiral raven]

HRUBH

BRUH

{SAODFGJ

[edgy abyss]

Get a thermos. It's great for having cold water on hand

[placid sail]

blur already kinda did, but while we're on the topic, what's your opinion on beavers

[undone tree]

Dangerous animals very aggressive

Nice hats

[placid sail]

man

[spiral raven]

i want a beerver

[placid sail]

Polish people as a whole do have some sort of weird beef with beavers huh

[wraith osprey]

Bober?

[undone tree]

Fuck them

[placid sail]

interesting

[placid sail]

fuck Polish people or beavers?

[undone tree]

Both

[spiral raven]

i remember the epic corn dog site

i will send a link to it

[placid sail]

sensible choice

[grave pilot]

wooaaww i failed hard ngl

[spiral raven]

http://corndogoncorndog.com

found it

[solar coral]

It matches ur mom!!

[spiral raven]

corn dog on corn dog . com

epic

[grave pilot]

🦆

[solar coral]

Dude i thought this was going to be gay porn but then i realized it was corndogs

[spiral raven]

WHAT THE FUCK

[slender rock]

死ぬ

[spiral raven]

i only post heterosexual porn

i mean i dont post porn

[solar coral]

Ew

[pure hatch]

Mechanicus

[wraith osprey]

[solar coral]

You see this doesnt mean YOUR gender, its what you're buying

[spiral raven]

but if straight people say gay stuff is ew they get killed

[pure hatch]

a synth would mean something with abominable intelligence
HERESY

[solar coral]

Only gay people cna say gay stuff

[spiral raven]

ah yes cna

[grave pilot]

nah only the one on the recieving end is gay

[solar coral]

[edgy abyss]

That's kind of gay

[spiral raven]

ew furry

[solar coral]

Omg gay? Where

[pure hatch]

what the fuck did you just ping me

i need eyebleach

[solar coral]

A synth

[edgy abyss]

[wraith osprey]

[solar coral]

I paid 20 dollars for that piece of art btw

Good deal

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/this-cat-i-have-hired-this-cat-to-stare-at-you-hired-cat-cat-stare-gif-26392360

[solar coral]

I have hired this cat to stare at you

[grave pilot]

Ew

[solar coral]

This one was a gift from a friend XD

[spiral raven]

do you know that this is just some ugly ass drawing

[solar coral]

Where else will that astrodynamics money go?

[spiral raven]

made in some ms paint

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-stink-you-stink-stinky-dog-meme-gif-gif-23952012

[solar coral]

It was a gift from a friend i didnt pay for it XD

[robust cove]

Nice role dood

[solar coral]

Thanks, it matches ted's mom

[robust cove]

I'm lookin at one right now

[spiral raven]

i didnt said you paid for it

[solar coral]

True!

[spiral raven]

even you would know it sucks

[robust cove]

[solar coral]

I mean i think the design is cool! I like to use it as a reference

[spiral raven]

http://corndogoncorndog.com

fuck you

corndog on corndog.com

[ruby minnow]

what does the role mean tho

[solar coral]

Yeah im not JUST a chronically online furry

Im a chronically IRL furry

[solar coral]

I cant talk in newbie chat (perk)

[spiral raven]

it means he's like brainfart exile

kinda

[ruby minnow]

now that is a good role

[spiral raven]

(the color is poo cOlor)

[solar coral]

Wait which daddy?

[robust cove]

That's a perk fr

[solar coral]

Neither of my daddy's do that

[spiral raven]

k fuck you im going to pley vidio geyms

btw you smell like george

[robust cove]

I think wake up is blocked by everyone by now

[solar coral]

Nah you see its findomming/j

[solar coral]

Nope

I only block 1 person and its because they sent me child porn

[undone tree]

Yea think I'll keep to newbies posting

[robust cove]

Then he's ignored by everyone

[solar coral]

Well.. yeah im studying to become an astrodynamics engineer XD

[robust cove]

[solar coral]

True

[undone tree]

Roll tide? Idk the sayings

[robust cove]

Congrats, I think 90% of people go to that level of education is a furry

[solar coral]

I mean if you guys think its bad now, you'd be severely disappointed when you saw my image galleria

[ruby minnow]

look at this cat

[solar coral]

Exaactly, aerospace engineering amiright

The other 10% are aeromorph likers

[spiral raven]

guys should i sell that robot shit fuck i fixed or keep it for collection (ill sell it for 32m moneys)

[pure hatch]

f i s h

[grave pilot]

[solar coral]

BASED JESUS

[spiral raven]

bruh that fucking cat

[spiral raven]

i mean i know its water

[solar coral]

Ok i drive now bye bye

[spiral raven]

but like bruh its so funneh

[ruby minnow]

free bottom surgery

[ruby minnow]

Drive reference

[grave pilot]

naww pls dont i need it

[pure hatch]

hope it ends up a mcskillet reference

[spiral raven]

wait so uhh like should i sell the space ship for 32mil moneys or keep it

tell me

[spiral raven]

bruh

[grave pilot]

why has he a gasmask if he bought mustard?

[pure hatch]

smell it, you'll understand why it's called mustard gas

[spiral raven]

bruhshouyld i fucking sell that shit for 3m mils or fucing keep it

u mean sell?

wdym

[undone tree]

I like mustard enough to eat it on bread solo

[spiral raven]

32 mils

typo

[placid sail]

the pasta has arrived

bow

[grizzled meadow]

I'm hearing mixed thoughts

Performance incredibly good I can't believe it/It's shit
Good game even for Bethesda standards/It's shit

You either try for yourself or watch a gameplay at this point

[spiral raven]

look at that epic site : http://corndogoncorndog.com (no viruses i swear only two corn dogs and cool musec pls click here)

[grizzled meadow]

[undone tree]

Nu uh

[spiral raven]

and this is the picture on that site

music, pic, and thats it

[placid sail]

Falco

[spiral raven]

no viruses i swear with my discmord acmnoutnt

[oblique spire]

FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[placid sail]

Falcooooo

[oblique spire]

[spiral raven]

if its fvirus u bna me

[placid sail]

falconelli I have a question

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[ruby minnow]

real

[placid sail]

why has god made furries

[spiral raven]

god?

[somber warren]

to test our patience brother

[pure hatch]

there is a god? i dont know bro, furries exist

[spiral raven]

i heard that god made good things

[grizzled meadow]

To punish us

[grizzled meadow]

https://anotheruseless.website/

[placid sail]

I see

[undone tree]

Enter

[slender rock]

Circle if your konami enjoyer

[spiral raven]

yes

di you cliced on te lnk i setn

[placid sail]

my stay in brainfart is a penance, then

[grizzled meadow]

X = confirm
O = cancel

Your asian ass can fuck off

[solar coral]

X universally means no so X

[placid sail]

deus vult

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, I knew it already

[spiral raven]

deus ex*

[slender rock]

racist falco, as per usual

[undone tree]

Wait, let me look down on the controller-

[slender rock]

[spiral raven]

there are asian racers?

i didnt know about it

fr

[grizzled meadow]

And I'm gonna win

[somber warren]

Racist Falco

[placid sail]

aw shit he's drifting

[slender rock]

👀 no comment

[spiral raven]

fuck you

no one loves you

[spiral raven]

just like me

but everyone dont like me because im retarded

[spiral raven]

i love space

[solar coral]

Penis

[slender rock]

cocks

[pure hatch]

i love penetrating the Earth's atmosphere

[pure hatch]

yeah, weird asian cuisine

[spiral raven]

btw why somenone will sell cheetos puffed shit that knida looks like CHICKEN LEGS

WHAT THE FUCK

WHO LIKES CHICKEN LEGS

ARE THEY TASTY

[slender rock]

my volume was up

Rip

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/bhmis-ears-bleeding-gif-scream-dont-hug-me-im-scared-gif-25196260

[placid sail]

chinese often eat chicken legs as a snack

[pure hatch]

it's an acquired taste, i don't like them tbh
too bony

[spiral raven]

🤮

[solar coral]

Based crow

[spiral raven]

crows arent smart

[pure hatch]

not just the chinese, but the southeast asians
i swear the bag is written in Thai

[spiral raven]

they're genius

[pure hatch]

i've seen a crow trick 2 cats into fighting one another for its entertainment

[uncut obsidian]

ayy

[pure hatch]

crows are fucking terrifying

[spiral raven]

you finished the game or what

[solar coral]

Watchdogs 2 is based

[spiral raven]

1*

[placid sail]

I've read "cars" and was pretty intimidated by the intellect of crows

[solar coral]

No, 2

[spiral raven]

1*

[solar coral]

The sequel is easily better

[spiral raven]

you made the same mistake again

[uncut obsidian]

yep

[solar coral]

Krill ur shell

[pure hatch]

some dude in this server befriended crows, those crows figured out he likes weed so they steal weed from people and give it to him

[somber warren]

be glad you didn't read the n word instead of nuggets

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-gif-26227395

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-clapping-gif-19875848

[spiral raven]

you're the one with the clown role

[pure hatch]

what the average cod player with krill issue says on shrimpment

[solar coral]

[solar coral]

Pog

[placid sail]

neato, just gotta make sure crow cops won't notice

[spiral raven]

wait fuck

[grizzled meadow]

Online play

[placid sail]

I'm crashing so hard it's something that's bound to happen any second now

[spiral raven]

i just wanted to ask you that should i sell the space ship poop droop or like bruh or keep it

fucking helll

[solar coral]

Krill your teammates

[spiral raven]

omg drg oktoberfest

no way!!!!!

[pure hatch]

h y d r a t i o n

[uncut obsidian]

surely i have access to online play

[spiral raven]

nvm

m

[solar coral]

Me looking for the furry version of this

[grave pilot]

a y o

w h a t

[uncut obsidian]

???

[pure hatch]

man, where the fuck did i hide all my edgy anti furry shit when i was younger

[carmine crown]

You are a weird motherfucker

[somber warren]

hey dad can we have these cool little baby friendly water bottles?
no we have water bottles at home

[uncut obsidian]

why even is there a furry version of this

[placid sail]

okay

[solar coral]

Why not

[placid sail]

maja, meow

you are not as horrible

[carmine crown]

Mental illness

[placid sail]

you are partly pardoned

[somber warren]

we really have to kill all the furries guys

[solar coral]

I actually didnt

[solar coral]

Good luck :D uwu x3

[spiral raven]

bruh i was watching some video about like silly facts

and the guy said that the longest poop ever was like 2meters long

[solar coral]

What the actual shit

[pure hatch]

bro, a purge of furries like the femboy purge would be a godsend rn

[somber warren]

man i would really love to

[spiral raven]

btw sea lions rape penguins

[somber warren]

We need another purge

[grizzled meadow]

🇾

[pure hatch]

idk why this guy is pinging me specifically lmfao

[solar coral]

Did not need to know this

[pure hatch]

what a fucking weirdo

[spiral raven]

and dolphins kill their children to have more sex 🙂

[solar coral]

Omfg-

[spiral raven]

but ur a furry wdym

[odd sail]

you should kill yourself immediately

[pure hatch]

and this is why sharks are better than dolphins

[somber warren]

well dolphin child support does not exist

[solar coral]

I dont see a sergal

[spiral raven]

sharks are cute

[pure hatch]

the smarter an animal gets, the more likely it becomes an asshole

[spiral raven]

and they dont give a fuck about humans

shark club

clark

shub

[uncut obsidian]

so like abortion for humans

[pure hatch]

frfr, fucking hate the movie jaws

[spiral raven]

should we call shark club like clark or shub

[carmine crown]

Speak for yourself

[spiral raven]

bruh im still watching that silly facts video and he said that male rats like

uhhh

[tulip ravine]

Nuh uh

[spiral raven]

their balls are like 10% or their mass

or shit

wtf

[carmine crown]

Yeah huh

[spiral raven]

who fucking

like

[tulip ravine]

Ted

My man

[spiral raven]

one scientist was like "hmm i wonder how much rat's balls weight" or shit

[tulip ravine]

What’s the answer though

[pure hatch]

do not search rat king btw, shit's fucked

[spiral raven]

bruh i dont want to watch that video about facts or shit

he said that one dude made the record

[carmine crown]

I just found an Altyn helmet

Badass

[spiral raven]

like most faps at day

he did 73 and died

[tulip ravine]

You are a rat ballsack cleaner

[spiral raven]

so the limit is 72

[spiral raven]

bruh wtf im not

[tulip ravine]

Nah lad

I saw you

[spiral raven]

how

its impossible

because i dont do that shit lmfao

[tulip ravine]

Each to their own and what not you get me

Whatever floats your boat blah blah all that shite

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted Hi Hydro

[spiral raven]

omg

[tulip ravine]

Hello cat boy

[spiral raven]

carc

orcat

[tulip ravine]

Don’t you mean cat pal

[spiral raven]

the rockat

[carmine crown]

Yeah ive made an airforce base my home

[spiral raven]

cock

[spiral raven]

the cack

[oblique spire]

SO TRUE

[mint mist]

hiiiii

[tulip ravine]

Maja moment

[spiral raven]

maja's profile is like

[pure hatch]

well well well, if it isn't the local war criminal

[spiral raven]

fucked

[oblique spire]

Yes.

[spiral raven]

"uwu pls adopt me"

wtf @mint mist

[runic kernel]

Hi maja Hi Le Engineer

[oblique spire]

Killed 2 T-62s today in squad in an Australian abrams, marked with "STRAYA" on the barrel

shit was based as fuck

[mint mist]

theyre lyrics

[tulip ravine]

[oblique spire]

Notice the quotation marks

[solar coral]

Uh oh

[spiral raven]

to what

[somber warren]

stone him to death

[mint mist]

furry song

[solar coral]

I agree

[runic kernel]

Hi llama Hi Ezoni SergalBoy

[mint mist]

whats that rank

what does it do

[spiral raven]

"waaaaaaaaaa"

"UWU pls adopt me"

its in ur profile

[oblique spire]

ALO CATBOY ❤️ ❤️

Best user

[tulip ravine]

@spiral raven so now you not only like cleaning rat balls for fun you also want to be adopted according to ted

[mint mist]

yeah? so

[spiral raven]

lmfao i dont clean rat balls wtf

i told you its from reddit reading guy video

[solar coral]

Epic based overlord

[tulip ravine]

Why is that the only thing your denying that’s a bit sus

[spiral raven]

about retarded facts or shit lmfao

[spiral raven]

what should i deny also

???

wdym

[solar coral]

Furry

[tulip ravine]

Ask ted pal

[spiral raven]

lmfao i dont want to fucking be here

bye

im going to do space things

[tulip ravine]

My dude

I’m fuckin messing with you

Calm down lad

[pure hatch]

the Dragon Birds say chirp chirp

[solar coral]

Not as cool as dragon snake

https://tenor.com/view/snake-drinking-water-huh-gif-13518516

[tulip ravine]

Anywya

[pure hatch]

you can go fuck right off

[tulip ravine]

Ted how are you my man

[placid sail]

cool birb

[tulip ravine]

La engineer how are you my man

[solar coral]

Water drimker

[pure hatch]

ikr, cute as hell

[tulip ravine]

Ayy nice where you off?

[pure hatch]

drinking choccy milk
a bit bitter, too much cocoa because im a fucking moron

[tulip ravine]

Fair enough

Kinda same for me, but I’m going buying football tickets

[placid sail]

ingerland

[tulip ravine]

COME ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS has become a reality

[solar coral]

Get oiled up chicken

[tulip ravine]

Kinda accurate

[pure hatch]

the only good sports chant the americans made was in NASCAR and it's "Fuck Joe Biden"

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ehAXPaDG9BE?feature=share

👀

[tulip ravine]

I remember sending a mate from Washington a vid of entire stadium singing and he said do you all plan that

[pure hatch]

leaving the CNPP with 50 grenades in my ass

[tulip ravine]

No we just turn into a fuckin hive mind

[lunar brook]

Ayo what the fuck

[pure hatch]

what? i trade with Trunk

[lunar brook]

No, not that

[ruby minnow]

on that jadiz grind

didn't work

[lunar brook]

Why is Ezoni brown

For a second there i thought they made a furry role

Much needed

Altho that kinda exists already its called server booster

[ruby minnow]

real

[pure hatch]

shork proceeds to monch on underwater cables

[ruby minnow]

the shark is named Ted

[ruby minnow]

it was not a reference to you

[river robin]

I would like one loan please

[tulip ravine]

Yes lad I need a crisis loan to get a quick 8 ball

[lunar brook]

did i stutter

[tulip ravine]

I’m in a fuckin crisis mate

I ran out of crack lad

[urban ocean]

Literally me with every game

[river robin]

I NEED more crack NOW lads

[tulip ravine]

WE WANT CRACK

WE WANT CRACK

[river robin]

WE WANT CRACK

[lunar brook]

wow, you might be on a path to not being brainfart exiled then

[oblique spire]

What did i come back to

[river robin]

GIVE US CRACK

[oblique spire]

why my crack cocaine specifically

[river robin]

Your CRACK, lad, HAND IT OVER

[tulip ravine]

Calm down helper only way you can help is cleaning peoples bollocks for 5 quid

[lunar brook]

Thats why im not going to help you

[pure hatch]

the fuck's going on

[tulip ravine]

Nothing

[oblique spire]

WHY MY CRACK COCAINE

THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[tulip ravine]

Yer crack la hand it over my g

[pure hatch]

is this brainfart or the streets of California? what's with all the crackheads

[lunar brook]

brainfart moment

[tulip ravine]

Can you not talk about crack

Because I really really love crack

And you talking about crack makes me think about crack

Which makes me want crack

[oblique spire]

WHY

[tulip ravine]

If you don’t get that reference then I’m disappointed in you

[lunar brook]

i mean, what did you think average rulebreaker looks like? our rules are literally just “don’t be an asshole”

[pure hatch]

it's a rhetorical question and a jab at california which is crawling with crackheads

[tulip ravine]

I thought meth is more the problem over there

[pure hatch]

seems like all the drugs are in that cursed land

though crackhead is a much more common term for the americans

[robust cove]

hiiiiiiii

[tulip ravine]

I don’t blame them

[lunar brook]

i don’t blame drugs

drugs are good, love drugs

my preciousssssss

[tulip ravine]

Pavlo

How are you

[robust cove]

I blame Kolerder for any and all inconveniences in my life

[robust cove]

Guh-uh

[tulip ravine]

Nuh uh

How is it koles fault

[lunar brook]

Ill hapily make that a reality

[tulip ravine]

Ted no

[robust cove]

It already is, why did you make my wife leave me Kolerder?

[lunar brook]

for the funny

[robust cove]

Thanks, that actually helped me relax

[robust cove]

Unerstandable

[tulip ravine]

Have you ever noticed that your tongue is always uncomfortable in your mouth

[oblique spire]

Brainfart

[tulip ravine]

There’s never a comfortable place to put it really

[oblique spire]

tarkov ( CBT)

War thunder (CBT)

Sleep

[pure hatch]

Triple Threat

[oblique spire]

in squad when

[tulip ravine]

I remember reading up that people use them to air burst at like 1000m

Imagine 3 of them

[pure hatch]

i dont think RPGs airburst
but they do use them as makeshift mortars

[tulip ravine]

They have a self destruct at 900m irrc

[pure hatch]

interesting

[robust cove]

Happy for you

[oblique spire]

chat

[tulip ravine]

Where is your go outside break

[robust cove]

The what

[pure hatch]

Bosnia

[slender rock]

💀

[tulip ravine]

Go outside break

Meet friends

[midnight cloud]

My fave pastime

[oblique spire]

I'm asking if i should play tarkov war thunder or sleep

dumbass

[midnight cloud]

Ah goto sleep man youll be able to game much longer then

[tulip ravine]

Oh, go meet some friends and have a drink

[oblique spire]

no

its 10pm

[tulip ravine]

Bruh

That’s perfect party time

[oblique spire]

No

[robust cove]

3rd, Call to Arms (CBD )

[tulip ravine]

More time I’m out till 6 in morning when I go out

[oblique spire]

CBD?

[robust cove]

Da weed

[oblique spire]

what

[midnight cloud]

Did that once fucking hell couldnt stay up more than 2am

[robust cove]

Googel

[tulip ravine]

For me it was every weekend

[oblique spire]

Pavlo i just had the best fucking idea @robust cove

I must check if there is a STALKER Mod for modern CTA

[midnight cloud]

Go easy on your poor liver mate its not gonna end well in your 30's

[tulip ravine]

Sometimes Friday till 6 stay at a mates party till like 3pm sleep out at 7 go home 8 am

[robust cove]

There is I think

[oblique spire]

[tulip ravine]

My liver is a trooper

[oblique spire]

Monolith gaming

Monolith hind gaming

[robust cove]

Z.O.N.A.

[midnight cloud]

Oh dear goooood...hydro noooo

[oblique spire]

I see nothing on the CTA workshop

[robust cove]

It's on moddb

[oblique spire]

Fuck

why do people not just put their mods on the steam workshop

fucking idiots

[robust cove]

Sure as hell would help me

[solar obsidian]

hydro, why u exile?

[robust cove]

idunno

[robust cove]

He killed my family

[solar obsidian]

so?

[robust cove]

Also called Josta a poopy head

[solar obsidian]

ah, tragic. he deserves exile then

[solar obsidian]

so?

[robust cove]

Ask Josta

[oblique spire]

hmm yes today i will upload my mod on a website for a game which has a perfectly good steam workshop

[solar obsidian]

wdym?

[robust cove]

Nah I'm lying don't ask him

The RP chat

You thought it was deleted?

Now it's just Josta writing his fanfiction about being best mod

You have to read it or you never leave

[river robin]

Sounds like hell

[solar obsidian]

Ted would need a support channels exile

[robust cove]

"PROMOTION" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mint mist]

hiii

[oblique spire]

I hope I never get helper

A fate worse then death

[robust cove]

@solar obsidian get back to work btw

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[robust cove]

What, you just one day open discord and get helper role?

[oblique spire]

uh

i help

in uh

[robust cove]

Ahoj kapitanie

[oblique spire]

invading afghanistan

so

y'know, its possible

[mint mist]

hi ily

[crimson flame]

i help ppl kill themselves

[oblique spire]

real

[mint mist]

wanna help me?

[solar obsidian]

promoted 🤝

[crimson flame]

i didnt say im good at it so no

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

I'm gonna write a horror flic where you wake up in a dark, mank basemant with only a phone and a rotten blanket. Confused you turn on the phone just to see that the only app you have is discord, opening it reveals that you are now a helper in the Gamma discord server

Truly horrifying concept I know

[oblique spire]

No

.45 for both

[gusty willow]

me either... oh wait... fuck

[oblique spire]

[gusty willow]

@grizzled meadow

[robust cove]

Do they feed you btw

[gusty willow]

only with the cries of the damned

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

Hope you find a way to escape bro

[gusty willow]

death is the only escape

[robust cove]

Stockholm syndrome

[oblique spire]

Real

[oblique spire]

@robust cove

Most important part of a kit

aviators.

correct

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1148628074469007410/20230905_162347.jpg

[river robin]

Who?

[solar obsidian]

the only reason why mods didnt add the simp emoji is because they are the simps

[river robin]

[main moon]

@fierce jay

[pastel quartz]

The king of brainfart has returned retards

[oblique spire]

You are not the king

Far from it

[pastel quartz]

True

Im the god

[oblique spire]

False.

[pastel quartz]

[ruby minnow]

based king has returned

[mossy lagoon]

[solar obsidian]

u gonna get banned soon

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

Too based

[solar obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

too based for this server and its members

[pastel quartz]

Too based to comprehend

[grizzled meadow]

And you left because...?

[pastel quartz]

Got muted

Lol

[main moon]

[grizzled meadow]

What's the command that shows people stuff

Audit something?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[dreamy flax]

📂 falco94 Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 1 entrie(s)```fix
ID: 563734
Action: MUTE
User: 911271092872687626
Responsible: 606902268435890177
Reason: Enough of you for today, we'll see you tomorrow
Timestamp: 04 September 2023, 18:32 (UTC)

[ruby minnow]

and they saw him tomorrow

[grizzled meadow]

So he got muted yesterday and came back today, two hours before the "official" unmute

[main moon]

[oblique spire]

mute him for another 2 hours

[pastel quartz]

Told you im king

[solar obsidian]

wouldnt he be auto banned?

[main moon]

do it falco'm, i know you want to

[oblique spire]

DO IT FALCO

[ruby minnow]

yeah if he left while muted and came back he would be banned

[grizzled meadow]

Actually yes

@uncut obsidian

What the fuck

[pastel quartz]

I didnt leave ffs

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

Obviously just got unmuted early

[ruby minnow]

so a mod just unmuted him problem solved

[uncut obsidian]

the newcomer exile role would disappear upon rejoining, no?

[pastel quartz]

Yeah exactly

[solar obsidian]

then he just didnt leave

[grizzled meadow]

Probably not since he still got it

Or maybe yes

[pastel quartz]

I didnt fuckin leave

Christ

[oblique spire]

DO IT FALCO

SMITE THIS MAN

[pastel quartz]

The fuck is your problem

[main moon]

rain the hellfire

[oblique spire]

SEND THIS FUCKER TO THE PENIS EXPLOSION CHAMBER AND HAVE HIS PENIS EXPLODED IMMEDIATELY

[ruby minnow]

llama is just crying that he's not based

[oblique spire]

Syno you're turkish

Shush

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/758212252515303447/783817873918918676/image0.gif

[ruby minnow]

and you're Australian

stfu

[oblique spire]

Australia is the better country

[pastel quartz]

Wait no mute me

[oblique spire]

SMITE HIMMMMMM

[pastel quartz]

If hes an aussie give him what he wants

[ruby minnow]

your ancestors were criminals my ancestors conquered 3 continents

[oblique spire]

and whos country is better off

[ruby minnow]

mine

[oblique spire]