#🎪bruh-fart
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They were made by the Old Ones to combat the Necrons (i think), so it makes sense they’re op
They got the frog gods by their side
Pro tip: eat random mushrooms you might become a ork
Also
by the 41st millennium you probably won't ever be able to destroy orks completely unless you go scorched earth and destroy every planed they ever been on
Time to get orky
Do orks just turn into a new spore on death, I heard it’s possible 
by the time you reach them on one part of the galaxy they already start colonizing a system somewhere else
Orkz are pretty much like cockroaches. They’re everywhere, hard to kill, fast in reproduction, and can survive just about most places
Orkz are mushrooms. So yes, when they die they release spores. Shoot off a chunk and you get the same deal.
I’m going to farm orks (magic mushrooms) and hide them from the space marines (armed police) 
Squig
Yep
think a weird boy gretchin could be teleported into a necron body and start piloting it like a mecha?
Also I love how one of their weapons just sends Gretchin into hell makes them deranged then just fuckin teleports into a persons chest
exactly 
All iz posible wid de waaaaagh
tell more 
If we accelerate this asteroid for long enough we'll eventually hit something
The Orkz put a necron skull on a "spider mekka" from an assortment of painted Necron bits and pieces wielded and roped together and after shooting it with lightning, the skull suddenly lights up 

Either that Necron is killing them all or it actually has no control of itself, solely because da orkz sed so.
bless them, mechanicum virgins will never reach the chad energy mekboys have
The power of reality warping has some fucking ludicrous applications if you can get creative
It's why I love them so much
tho I kinda want a story of some mechanicum guys getting into waaagh energy and see where that goes
They'll never do it in lore officially but your mind lights up with all sorts of interesting ideas of what might happen if an Ork got lucky and got some bits and bobs
Orkified Chaos demons...
Hello chat
are they discussed in any of the good black library books?
Deyz painted im's from 'is red cola' to da propa green orky cola', now e's a reel gork an' mork followa.
I actually have 0 idea I don't buy books 😔
did you find the pills you dropped yet?
Some chad uploaded gigs of audiobooks and ebooks onto my seedbox but I don't know where to start
no i dropped it and just went oh okay
Like I read the Dan Abnett books but it's a bit hit and miss with some
i didnt take my bpd and anxiety meds for the day
cuz i dropped em
i only took the depression one
Its only one day so it shouldnt be too bad
what you taking for bpd? Lithium?
Not to activate your anxiety but how old are you? If you're above 20 you should be taking them meds
18
clonazepam?
I'm an armchair medical professional, giving kids drugs is bad, even if it's schizo medication, but perfectly fine once they hit 20 
I mean cats don't have anxiety
if you taking benzos you prolly don't wana go into withdrawal 
Topamax*
(used to be on it)
How does it make you feel not taking it
um, i feel okay…
i havent noticed any differnces
I kinda feel more irritatable tho but that might because im on my period rn
If only drugs didn't do thinks like: shut your emotions off, kill your desire to do anything, have blackouts and constantly forget what you did an hour ago, etc etc.
in order to understand eachother perfectly we must "evolve" (or rather, devolve) into a single blob of consciousness
at least thats what i think
what i still dont know is seele's motive behind their plans
yeah that checks. I just never got how they came to that conclusion, so much lore that could be padded out
seems like they just want humanity to be destroyed
I mean I'd talk with your doctor or whomever and be like this isn't working / or I feel like I don't need this because...
"Hivemind good, independant thought bad. I am a very intelligent person." 
are the meds sold in sticks wrapped in foil paper?
Is that how you take em?
pemz
shinjis father had a severe schizo episodes after his wife dead so hes hell bent on realizing the single consciousness thing. hes willing to kill half of entire humanity for it
the things bad coochie do to us....
his goal was to ultimately see her again through that, right?
If you don't see a reason to take them out they arnt effective enough I'd deff ask your doctor. It could be more bpd than pms
Is... Is this edited?
He's... He's like me, honestly... Some could say... Literally... Me...
yeah... in a way.....
i honestly dont think he can be in a single consciousness with dead people. its just his way of coping
Ah, alright. No longer literally me.
well i think im fine atleast
Sad.
I havent told any of my family
they would yell at me
I mean he might've counted on getting her soul out of the thing
... Literally me.
From experience (treatment resistant depression) id just ask your doctor to see if there's an alternative for you
true.. but the wild ass ride he did realizing "seele's plan" is so wack
Look I'm not actually a doctor but if you've been given those meds you should probably take them or what Srgt said
Well theyd probably yell cause they care
It's worth a conversation
you should go back to the mental hospital
It's worth talking to your folks as well
tru
They can help you with what you need
i still need to talk to them about me throwing up everytime i eat
Do you see a phycologist?
not anymore
Or a therapist?
not anymore either
yeah you're experiencing issues due to the meds right? the best way to solve it is to tell them to get better fitting meds. not ignoring the meds at all
some folks just straight up coockoo in they noodle letting it out on them kids 
Do u think the vomitting is because of the stopping if the meds?
might be preggers
Therapy might help as well. You just have to find the right person.
i uhm… ive never had my first time so thats not the issue-
I tried therapy 3 times but it didnt work so i gave uo
I mean it could be. I know they affect woman differently
i dont like therapist, they tell ppl what u sau
ever blackout for some time?
no
how religious are yah?
athiest
might be the second coming of christ and you carrying gods bastard
😨😨
It's hard to find a good one. Try better help. I've heard good things with that. And they arnt allowed to share your info unless you give them permission
what did i stumble into

Humoring the cat
meows preggers
Damn
well i told my therapist i wanted to kill myself and they told my papa
so
most likely with the spawn of satan
nuh uh
damn
Literally everybody wants to do that though.
fair
Were you under 18 at the time?
yeah
That's why
oh
If you're 18+ they need your consent to share info
Well i guess i could try again then
Dear Diary,
Unless you do something illegal (like murder) they arnt sharing anything
How the fuck do you write with a BRUSH
not if she's under Conservatorship, right?
What the god damn reflexes do you even have?
@heavy halo does you dad need to sign stuff for you?
Well idk that's a very technical part of the law
That's a fountain pen
Nope, I see it's a brush, therefore my version of reality is correct and yours is wrong 
I see your one of those people
back when I was a kid we used pens that had to be filled with ink 
usually, i dont rlly do the paper work whenever something happens
non of them fancy apple pads or watchacallem
I had to use a bird feather
do you have a guardian assigned?
Self Truther, yes 
I will also vigourously conduct multiple experiments in an attempt to prove that the earth is flat, and when they don't work and prove the opposite, will move on to the next experiment

i guess my papa would be considered one
Ahh an idiot
no like are you allowed to do stuff by yourself
Is that the case here?
yeah i am
prolly not
I also enjoy homeopathic medicine, such as this black goo I smear on my face, and a "chakra cleansing" uranium medallion 
You imply I dont? 
Then she's fine
im hungry again what should i eats
Pears
Don't eat the uranium medallion, worst mistake of my life 
what happen
the unspeakable horrors
BK hasn't open yet do they?
Probably cancer if you eat a uranium medallion
I mean its uranium
what bk
I will eat that
i dont think youd survive the weak
U know if you uranium gonna end up in the toilet if you eat it?
Nuh uh Uranium is a power-source it gets absorbed by your body? I'll become a human power plant 

so it won't pass ur anus?
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Decent music
only the strong will survive

burger king
such a charismatic fella, I wonder what he's gonna do next
Chicken and rice if you have it
Hello again Brainfart.
alo
I just realized I have no memes to post or share that isn't saved to my hardware for long term use
Me almost always
#stalker #meme #gaming
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Starfield lovers lab mods
I think im a masochist
I ate a spicy chicken sandwich
I like how its burning my tongue and making me salivate
chicken butt?
I don’t think that’s the same 
But spicy food is goated
Apart from when you shit it out
Then you get the sting
Good morning brainfart
no u
Nuh uh, a second plane has hit the towers
ALO CATBOY ❤️
Hi llama
good morna cherno

Eh it's a decent time-killer
if radios are like this, i'd still listen to radios
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#starfield
ugh
"you know it, bitch" is the most fucking WILD line to me and its not even the funniest one in that scene LMAO
When is Crowbcat getting off his ass and making a video
He has enough footage
the people in Jemison not reacting to guns being pointed at them and gunshots is accurate since that place only offers citizenship to people who enlist in the military. They are not fazed by guns and bullets since they are all military
hi
Where funny

Time to sit in a bush 
haii
Sorry but if that's not sarcasm, than it's the cope of the century. Let me go real quick and aim and shoot guns around real military members real quick, see how they react 
Imprisoned
yes but these are military men of the future, or whatever year star people is set at
Ight, you're on copium
Wut waiting forr
Hi Madi Hi PAVLO
Star field
it's full of hilarious one liners
at season 2 rn and having a good time ngl
hi hi hello
If I could just get a hold of those dairy mountains for one second I could die a happy man
Hi Quinn Hi Metro
helo
bro you even said the name of the planet/city that is shown in the video is Jemison, I think you're lying lol
привет кот мальчик
it says in the hud in the video idk what you want from me
yeah but you said some random lore about the planet at first too
Mr
oh that, yeah my roommate bought tha game, he was complaining about taxes not being applied to citizens
Me
and citizenship means you need to be in the military
i told him thats like communism or something idk
who is Mr Me
you are not a hello kitty girl
I asked him did you pay 100 us dollars for the game, he said yeah, i asked him if he paid the electricity bill this month he said no

Would you like to know more?
basedest 
i just came here to offload my images of cats with bread
Metro mein fruend, care for a air-to-air duel?
September 20
why are people doing these to their cats
waste of food

haven't used the su-25 yet, mind if I give it a try against your top gun plane?

bet
almost finished a match
I am hello kitty cat
you are not, you have a good relationship with your father
Aight, sent an invite @final cedar, i'll brb
but i like hello kitty :(
Gn Metro, flyer of Sukhois, destroyer of Hull integrity at mach 1
passer out after turning 7G

Real

I don't even wanna know
yes
my ex was a hello kitty girl
shit was horrible
Great take as always Mr. Pussyfucker98 🤝
I know
incidentally she was also fatherless

That means you have ligma
Whats ligma
joe mama
Stop
this me btw
poorest russian exile in dubai
YOU'RE BLACK? 
-oiceguy
real

what
I wish irl San Francisco was like in that game
:(
extract where
I need 2 quest items
V-Ex not there?
Didn't even say nothing and you already on full defence 
It is but i forget to bring money every tine
time
and then die
Nuh uh
You have safe keys?
we must invade afghanistan inshallah
keys for the safe rooms
I have quests
Retard
Mfw
me need case for the rapist and crack whore
Buy key
Then what
Run across courtyard to skeleton
Taste of your own medicine eh

fuck
no one took the fucking garbage bins down this morning
FUCK SAKES
I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO FUCKING DOES
USELESS FUCKS IN THIS HOUSE
aaaaaaaaa

Tha bridge
does this happen often in san francisco irl
We must invade afghanistan inshallah why have you turned into a cat
How are you meant to drive T-62 if you're a cat
watch dergs 2?
yes
I C
No, more like Chicago
that assasination was completely random btw
i just started a mission and saw it happen
i HAVE MADE A VERY GRAVE MISTAKE
THERE IS A 4 MAN IN DORMS
INSHALLAH I WILL EXTRACT
Say that shit again fam
We ridin the dunes tonight mate

black man using the phone booth? i dont think that happens
meow meow
i mean i guess it WILL change my life
ty myshinka
Fr
carry a leg of beef around
Swiss are afraid of holeless cheese, belgian chocolate and hello kitty watches
Make sure to not carry any gold because it attracts them
DRIVE A FORKLIFT WITHOUT CERTIFICATION
BURN GASOLINE IN A PIT FOR WARMTH
COMMIT
WARCRIMES
the cern is a giant magnet that repels dark magic away from the WEF so they can practice spells without interference. OP should be fine.
OH YEAH
nope
IMMA WAARCRIMMIN
Also:
Dirty money but in your wallet instead of in a bank account, that'll make the Swiss scream aloud
its more a bunch of car thefts and gang members stabbing eachother
gunshots are kinda rare
Command and Conquer Generals GLA expansion?
@oblique spire new WT update
I still am waiting for an actual Technical in war thunder
There's no taliban tree
There needs to be.
Would it be american or japanese subtree? 
cooperative
Neither.
USSR
pretty much, now extend that with dealing with people for almost 8 years of shared housing then slowly becoming further cynical of people, and more spiteful
👍

Nah, japanese would be funnier
nuh uh
Yuh uh
Hiiii bluuuurr
Hru
:3
Im literally eating bread because i felt like a pig and wanted to not eat alot
<3
hating how inconsiderate people can be... other than that
I am okayish
could be worse, could be better.
I'm just sitting here, fucking up my sleeping schedual
im eating bread!
😨
my guitar in a nutshell
sadly my experience with electric ones is bit not good
one real ibnz bass then a fake copy wanna be
in the middle bottom
I missed out getting a decent Ibanez RG, but another fellow volunteer picked up. so I rather let them enjoy it. than me being greedy
while I fix up a chinese clone
🥲
moooods
mood

moo
a test of patience that is
to try to get a plecktrum out of the soundhole with the strings still on
and it get stuck on all the bracings and stuff
everyone have their taste in making their guitar look like what they want
I lack patience to learn playing guitar
then we have this?
8 pickups
they look like single coils
but
jesus
that isn't mine
oh
what 
U SAID U WERE GONNA SLEEP
GRRR
I couldn't sleep, so I showered, and now I'm letting my hair dry out before i try again
i usually use my nails or finger instead
Why even sleep at that point, just chug some coffee and survive
I don't want to be conscious more than i need to be
@pastel quartz I have an classical but I need to fix the frets on it
it's fucked
but this is really fucked
🤔
i'm dead
looks good
it plays alright I suppose, I am teaching myself stuff here and there
the frets could be reworked but
am bit new on learning guitar
my bass has some fret issues some of them dull out too much so, I need to relevel them
just learned some tracks here and there
but I am not as keen to do that on my bass
but idk shit about parts
mad coincidence
yes
it's 28 years old
I should have a luither do the work on it
the other one was a freebie handed to me
question tho
I put about 50 bucks back into to get the screws and redrill pilot holes for the screws
what type of string is newbie friendly
like that doesnt hurt my fingers
that much
is this a classical or metal string acoustic?
its metal
hmm
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extra lights?
huh
10-47's
lemme see that
these might be fine too
you wanna kinda get the finger strength as well
I haven't been playing lately
lost the calluses
😦
thanks bro
bass strings hurt more for the amount of material you have press down
so yeah you should be with 10s or at 12's
be fine*
interesting
idk dabble more in the electrics than acoustic, so the maths on the tensions are slightly different
if you had an electric, then it would be nickel coated steel strings, wound and 9-45 would be regulars but they're pretty easy
the higher strings though can cut in
will note that when i buy an electric one soon
yeah, I don't have much knowledge in the way of proper music theory
I just hobble shit and experiment
which is not the way to do it
but I have fun with it regardless
my experience with setting my strings is basically "fuck around find out"
yep
you have to be in the right mindset if you wanna do the theory and proper technique
example of poor strumming techi
and fingerings is
i like trial and error
so i will keep it that way
till i get more expert with guitar
u gotta see the video lmaoo
thanks for the advices tho
Scouts being egoists is so real
this mf sitted in the drop pod and never tried to save a teammate
which game?
the one thing I should add when it comes to having electric is to the option to do more stuff sonically with the raw sound in Daws, also you don't have to worry about mics picking up a bunch of crap at the same time, unless you go for Piezao Piezo pickups
if i can spell that right
fucking discord
we can't make it where you can edit a message to add an image, that's just not the go bro
lol
@pastel quartz
lol
I'm sure it's true tbh
is this dj khaled?
yes
in life you have roblox
@oak fox (jonathan9138) has been muted for 3 days for reason: You have been warned before for posting nwords in memems - Next is a ban
we missed something

now i get why mods have the gun icon even more


drg
need to know if i fuck up in the near future

if i post an nword meme but delete it immediately will i be fine
no

jim's the tallest right?
what counts as an nword meme though. is it like anything that has the nword in it or just borderline racist shit
Anything nword
Memes that have the N word smh
@heavy peak I'm gonna say it btw
yes he is
slipknot pov
nero forte is peak slipknot (i have not listened to every song they have and i dont plan on it in the near future)

one thing that comes to my mind tho
Fuckin slayer
why most bands make themselves look edgy
is that John Famiglietti
It's part of being metal
that i would never ever understand?
Yes
yeah, any words starting with n in memes are banned B)
tf is this 💀
wait i know health
from max payne 3
they did the ost
Health (often stylized as HEALTH) is an American noise rock/industrial band from Los Angeles, California.
Members
Benjamin Jared Miller
Jake Duzsik
John Famiglietti
that's john in Asuka's plug suit
also HEALTH worked with the Trent Reznor
i got suspended from twitter btw 
it does but when i open link it says am suspended
if you ask how
i interrupted a political argument on twitter by saying "what is this a dick measuring contest?"
there we go
and it said the reason i got suspended was sexual harassment
wack
also
i finish game then go to the store to buy another cd
i might just not be able to play starfield
since steam did an oppsie on me when my account got hijacked
and it had a game i wanted so bad i bought it
i started to go and get a cd copy of my games instead
would feel sad
gog is good for this kind of thing, drm-free games are based
do i get a cd copy?
no it just gives you a file you can do whatever you want with it
no authentication silliness
you could put it on a cd
old man
sorry
Guys do you think Bharat is a good country?

Consider shaded windows
based
healthy eating is so bad
Meow and Maja
they want me to eat some tasteless shit and feel good about it
put some smoked paprika on it
please
don't rub it in
let us enjoy what little peace there is left yet
:3
brainfart is way better when meow and maja are active
all I hear is "I prefer to watch TV with construction noises drilling at my skull" from that
construction noises are cool
:3
:3
i listen to construction ASMR while i'm sleeping

smarter then you probably
I did mention brainfart and I do include myself, correct
and being russian is also a minus
Fr
at least like
do i need to put effort
skrrrt
Allah may guide his shots insallah
how many pet bears do you have?
and how much vodka do you feed them?
i own many kebab stores all over Turkey and Germany
zero, I'm afraid
hmm
man i wish i had some ice cream rn
whats preventing you in getting some

market too far away
This making me wanna drive to cvs rn and get some B&Js
that reminds me
while the sins and drawbacks of Turkish people are numerous and irredeemable
damn your ice cream is so freaking nice
yeah sins like fucking your 2 dads
it's that thingy
uhhh
the root of something?
it makes the ice cream very chewy and firm
such a cool idea, changes the texture completely
i am scared
Syno is aspiring to be the most haram turk in history
I love kitty
who cares about haram

remove the & 
You can do the yellow ranger.
cancel this mf 😄
I don't like yellow ranger
dammnnn :ASD::F
Least yellow feverish Russian
pretty much the reason everyone is here to begin with
gamma stalker is just an afterthought
scorpions arent poisonous
thats venomous
they took the word distinction between "Poison" and "venom" too literal
ding dong
instead of just seeing funny meme and thinking haha, because in the end we all know what the mean meant
dont care i right

yes and no 
maybe ? 😄
am here to spam memes stop slapping me with facts i dont care about those AS:DA
kenshi so good there is kenshi 2
p!ifunny
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where is it
oh fuck off 😄
thought u were talking bout the last one but still my comment stands
It was my little brother on my computer surely
never has a statement been more 
ofc it is sure u wont dress up in a maid outfit 😏
cats are the physical manifestation of autism
Nah I wouldn't do that, would be gay
become монолит
За монолит
death to monlit
looked for the song a lil https://youtu.be/UpwEfhqv0NI
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are those fucking bombs, what am i lookin at
Deactivated mines
No Fuses
i was gonna say, if theyre dumping that shit then it should be safe
Only the mines themselves
fucking observers walk away from the commander
so it called too close
and the guy runs further away
like bro
If a SINGLE one have a fuse it might by accident be actived and everything burns
well they would have made sure none of them are gonna blow the fuck up.. right?
Don't worry
They only have 3 months of training including with the combat engineer training
(we had 9 months of training before 2023)
Gotta be safer ways to transport mines, like crated in a logistics truck?
interesting interesting
Is safe
That's not a garbage truck...
Mike.
they dont have primers also c4 doesnt react to anything but explosion so it is safe as long as primer is not attached
What are you doing?
Stop watching this brother, We must Fight The MPLA!
This meme was mostly inspired my memify and the "Death to the MPLA" memes
intro video from Ashley Nicholas Arts
(im working on another video but i really wanted to upload this one)
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wait 10 secs in the video
everybody wants to fight against global warming riggghhhttt
As long as it's the UK, I'm all for it
as long as i have my daily dose of chaos i am in too lets a go
My anus is a wreck.





