🎪bruh-fart

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-brock-lesnar-scream-polska-poland-flag-gif-24793010

[pastel quartz]

ILOVEPOLISHFEMBOYS

[final cedar]

p!translate en hayir bu Turkluk ve Osmanli kanali

[foggy mantle]

Original

hayir bu Turkluk ve Osmanli kanali

English

No, this is Turkish and Ottoman channel

[pastel quartz]

ILOVEPOLISHFEMBOYS

[final cedar]

[wicked crane]

No no u dont moron

U hate femboys

U beat them

[ruby minnow]

burdaki en guzel yer

[placid sail]

lmao

[final cedar]

@uncut obsidian he said the thing

[placid sail]

still wanking on ottoman

[pastel quartz]

Yeah but thats part of it

[ruby minnow]

alright are we back to talking english

[uncut obsidian]

caught in 4k

[wicked crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1034488054183895103/1082661089940086824/razemki.gif

[pastel quartz]

I have no shame cunt

[final cedar]

double kill right there

[placid sail]

scottish person is now unbannable

under personal protection of madi

but there's a catch

[ruby minnow]

so real

like dantes said bro

femboys are not gay

[uncut obsidian]

uhh yes

[placid sail]

from the creators of cult classic "it's okay, I said no homo beforehand"

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/18carat-run-bad-luck-truth-is-game-was-rigged-fallout-gif-14316707

[carmine crown]

Do we need the traps are/arent gay discussion again?

[pastel quartz]

Traps arent gay but femboys are

And they are two very different things

[carmine crown]

Same thing

[placid sail]

is it really a discussion or just some people being in hard denial

[ruby minnow]

yeah they're literally the same thing

you're just trying to cope

[pastel quartz]

So funny and unpredictable mate

didnt see that absolute knee slapper coming

[carmine crown]

They are the same thing though, Right?

[pastel quartz]

wow

[ruby minnow]

yes

[pastel quartz]

No

[uncut obsidian]

except that they are

[carmine crown]

Explain

[pastel quartz]

Traps are trans, femboys are just men but hot

[ruby minnow]

i fucked greek femboys since 1453

i'm expert here

[placid sail]

nuh uh! when I sucked my homie's dick, he was in a skirt! it doesn't count!

ave! true to Caesar!

[uncut obsidian]

trans femboys? what?

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1134947366978453524/RDT_20230707_204910.mp4

[pastel quartz]

Traps are trans you fucking nutter

Not femboys

[final cedar]

someone pls ping me when the mute gets thrown down

[placid sail]

correct me if I'm wrong, but a trap literally has a dick

[pastel quartz]

Unmutable

Too based

[ruby minnow]

real

[wicked crane]

Why is there a mf flag of slovakia

[pastel quartz]

Im king in brainfart

[carmine crown]

traps are just dudes in feminine clothing

[ruby minnow]

so femboys

[carmine crown]

Exactly

[uncut obsidian]

you edited the message you idiota

[shadow wyvern]

trap either means

1. dude crossdressing with the specific intent to "trap" people into being gay
2. slur for MTF trans people

[pastel quartz]

Edit my fucking arse mate

[placid sail]

hehehehehe

I'm so sorry

[pastel quartz]

Not a slur

[ruby minnow]

sorry for what?

[uncut obsidian]

where's Falco when you need him

[placid sail]

but this is a fucking cherry on top of tonight's chat

oh mang

[shadow wyvern]

me when

[final cedar]

can you stop with the sexual innuendos?

[placid sail]

you westerners are something else

[wicked crane]

[heavy peak]

Can y'all shut the fuck up about femboys?

[pastel quartz]

Can you stop talking to me mate?

Seriously just shut up

[shadow wyvern]

world is a fuck

[uncut obsidian]

banana is a number

[ruby minnow]

how

[uncut obsidian]

tomorrow

[ruby minnow]

banana is just a C

[noble cape]

I'll sex in your Endo

LOL

[pastel quartz]

9x19mm is just a measurement but its still gonna hurt when i put one through yer leg

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-you-fucking-did-gif-25579294

[uncut obsidian]

why do you add "yer" all the time like a pirate

[pastel quartz]

Scotland

https://tenor.com/view/emmanuel-jdz-gif-24502401

[wicked crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1104189955858763881/1132412003206582413/caption-7.gif

[heavy peak]

Yarr, me maytes

[uncut obsidian]

thanks, now i will read all of your messages with demoman voice

[final cedar]

watch out he'll stab you

[pastel quartz]

Thats my main so feel free

[final cedar]

insert knife crime meme

[shadow wyvern]

larp...

[ruby minnow]

man i need some people to play zomboid with

[heavy peak]

[ruby minnow]

solo isn't fun after awhile

[noble cape]

Larp detected

[pastel quartz]

In scotland we dont need knives

Pure masculine energy

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-soldier-demoman-kiss-gif-23518893

[carmine crown]

Playing it right now man

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-dance-demoman-gaming-tf2-dancing-gif-17138310

[wicked crane]

[torpid jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422077881993265152/1147790289205985350/FB_IMG_1692036288436.jpg

[uncut obsidian]

Cruisingllama tried to set up a server for brainfart but failed

[placid sail]

damn, the bot was right

good for nothing llama

[ruby minnow]

well i need turkish people so i can easily communicate

[wicked crane]

Zomboid is a bitch to set up

[carmine crown]

Ew

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/qawe-asd-gif-26050335

[ruby minnow]

also i am racist

[wicked crane]

[pastel quartz]

As king of brainfart i will make a server and everyone will join

[carmine crown]

Same

[pastel quartz]

Because i fucking said so

[shadow wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/955964454087061505/1148253421837766676/1693823012161.jpg

[placid sail]

imagine playing with Turkish (this post was sponsored by Balkan gang)

[final cedar]

you're a sofa king

[carmine crown]

Is brainfart finally unionising?

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/shqipe-albanesi-flamuri-isabella-shqiponja-gif-24040383

[somber warren]

brainfart zomboid server when

[placid sail]

united by an extra chromosome, standing together

[pastel quartz]

Fuck you on about im on the floor you mong

[shadow wyvern]

sofaking stupid....

[uncut obsidian]

why are you on the floor

dog

[wicked crane]

Im on a toilet and shitting rn

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/kjMkhy13ON0

[pastel quartz]

Need to roughen my skin up for when i walk through the flames of hell to beat the living shit out of satan

[noble cape]

Dude me too

[uncut obsidian]

so quirky

[pastel quartz]

Kill yourself

❤️

[wicked crane]

Technically we are connected rn

[uncut obsidian]

after you

[noble cape]

Shit brothers

[pastel quartz]

Cant die

[noble cape]

🤜

[uncut obsidian]

guess im immortal then

[shadow wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009547549453062306/1147999498396762264/Snapinsta.app_video_374960770_830118665254580_7245277226389644262_n.mp4

[pastel quartz]

Wait hold on

[noble cape]

Reported to discord trust and safety LOL

[pastel quartz]

Took me a minute to realise this

[pastel quartz]

But the fucking DID system special ed kid is calling me quirky

[placid sail]

mashallah

[final cedar]

wow, you think fast

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

Wasnt talking to you

Silence

[final cedar]

wait, you legit in special ed class?

[uncut obsidian]

rip

[pastel quartz]

You cant read mate

I was saying the other cunt was in special ed

You need literacy lessons and a pair of glasses

[solar obsidian]

calm down, dude

[placid sail]

why you have to do the short shorts like that man

[pastel quartz]

Im on a roll munter

Dont ruin it

Im on fire

[final cedar]

brother first calling his mom morbidly obeses out of nowhere, now admitting to being a literal tard

[noble cape]

Let him cook

[placid sail]

oh

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

[solar obsidian]

now we wait

[placid sail]

SMART!

[zinc compass]

Let him cook

[placid sail]

ME UNDERSTAND!

[pastel quartz]

Still cant read

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail dumb ass

[pastel quartz]

So sad

[uncut obsidian]

short shorts on top

[final cedar]

you'll get there some day

[placid sail]

listen mang, I'm on drugs and stuff

suboptimal efficiency

[dreamy flax]

@pastel quartz (culturesh0ck) has been muted for 12 hours for reason: Enough of you for today, we'll see you tomorrow

[uncut obsidian]

now i can rest

[final cedar]

finally

[placid sail]

didn't even let em to finish the thought tsk

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-gif-22219180

[final cedar]

gn shat

[noble cape]

Lmao what an attention seeking retard

Get owned

[solar obsidian]

gn shit

[solar obsidian]

yeah right

[uncut obsidian]

gn shittens

[heavy peak]

@uncut obsidian join me in ru general

[heavy peak]

I have no idea what's going on

[uncut obsidian]

04:34am

[heavy peak]

Idc

You're still up

[shadow wyvern]

discord moderation goes before sleep

[solar obsidian]

@uncut obsidian when was the last time u went to sleep on time?

[odd sail]

hello unlocked chat

[placid sail]

ways to deal with annoying and rude attention seeking person:

❎ ignore them
❎ mute them
❎ ban them

✅ continuously feed them attention, antagonize them and eventually mute them anyway

[uncut obsidian]

i thought you said the ru vc

[uncut obsidian]

a year ago idk

[solar obsidian]

thats how this server goes

[solar obsidian]

damn u need a father figure

[placid sail]

yeah I tend to forget sometimes

[solar obsidian]

gn (for the 3rd time)

[placid sail]

man

everyone is a mimir

[odd sail]

gn delight

[placid sail]

only a scottish guy screaming in the distance

[uncut obsidian]

i do have one, sadly

also I'll get a normal sleep schedule by the end of this month

[ruby minnow]

"i will get a normal sleep schedule"

i haven't heard a bigger lie

[uncut obsidian]

I'll literally have no choice

[ruby minnow]

well i mean if you go to school

it actually fixes you sleep

[placid sail]

are y'all just sitting here still and not sleeping now

[carmine crown]

This guy is losing sleep so he can be in brainfart

[uncut obsidian]

uni, not school

[placid sail]

eh, he could be doomscrolling, even worse

[shadow wyvern]

aren't we all

[carmine crown]

True, havent slept in 22 hours, trying to fix my schedule

[shadow wyvern]

this channel paints a bleaker picture of society than doomscrolling tbh

[placid sail]

hahaha

no, not where we are, no

[ruby minnow]

well isn't uni school

[uncut obsidian]

no?

well not where i live

i mean sure, technically they're the same thing

you learn stuff

but the way of learning is different

[ruby minnow]

yeah i know its very different places but technically it is school

[placid sail]

indeed, you learn at least something in school, and fucking nothing in uni

[wicked crane]

I learned nothing in school as of now

except for one thing

The unlimited power of understanding math

[uncut obsidian]

wanna see a jumpscare

[placid sail]

no?

[ruby minnow]

ok madi

its 4 am in russia right

[placid sail]

well, if it's some meme, go ahead, but I don't really like jumpscares

[ruby minnow]

why is there so many russian lobies in drg

shouldn't people be sleeping

[wicked crane]

Russia has many time zones idiot

[ruby minnow]

yes

but still there shouldn't be like 3-4 hours difference

[uncut obsidian]

boo

[uncut obsidian]

what

I'm literally +7 from moscow

[ruby minnow]

damn its that much

[placid sail]

my very old instinct kicked in, and I started to feel really sleepy

[ruby minnow]

yeah sometimes i forget that russia is like i think as nearly big as the moon

[wicked crane]

Litteraly 70% of russian population didnt hit midnight yet

Cuz the eastern rusia is mostly unpopulated

[uncut obsidian]

i used to say "gm" in chat to my friends from Moscow when i was going home from school

7am there is 2pm here

[placid sail]

dude, you very obviously are on some tech course, why the fuck do you have economy basics in your schedule

[wicked crane]

Russia has like 9 diffrent timezones if im not mistaken

[placid sail]

so many years has passed, all those unis still stuff whatever shit they can in curriculum

[uncut obsidian]

that's not my schedule
this is

[placid sail]

okay, that makes much more of a sense

[uncut obsidian]

the one i posted first was for the second year

[placid sail]

glad you've realized living in someone's cupboard in Germany is not the brightest of perspectives and took the sensible route

[uncut obsidian]

it's not like I'm not gonna leave

I'm not going to a uni for just "studying"

the reason is moving away from my family to finally fucking live alone + work without them knowing

[placid sail]

by all means, try to move there later, just do it properly

get money, get profession, get the papers ready, all that jazz

[uncut obsidian]

my far relative escaped this way

she went to a uni and started working secretly from her family

one day her parents just came back home and saw a note on the bed

turns out that she had a stash of money, so she just packed her stuff when she got enough and just... left
to south korea

[zinc compass]

If you are Russian go to Italy

Best starter country

[placid sail]

typical Russian parents probably be like "I don't understand why did she leave?"

[wicked crane]

Imagine taking one of the wrost possible destinations

[zinc compass]

Germany if you want to waste 5 years Canada if you want waste your entire life

[uncut obsidian]

a lot of girls here want to move to south korea / japan

[placid sail]

of course

k-pop shit

[wicked crane]

Ye both are shit holes

[uncut obsidian]

I ain't gonna learn italian

Nuh uh

[zinc compass]

Is just 2 years

Of learning

[wicked crane]

Italian isnt that hard actually

[uncut obsidian]

I know one russian who left russia and is now in Italy but he knows italian

[placid sail]

I'd say Serbia is the easiest choice right now, also great as a intermediate place to hang out

[visual stirrup]

Certainly explains all the Russians I saw when I was on rotation in Korea.
Never really knew that.

[heavy peak]

[zinc compass]

SERBIA???

[wicked crane]

Republika Srpska

[placid sail]

PSYCHO MANTIS???

[zinc compass]

serbia is fucking

[wicked crane]

Garda bratija

[zinc compass]

Nuh ah

Especially for a person like mwadi

[wicked crane]

Real real

[uncut obsidian]

I'm not staying here for another 2 years + i don't think I'll have enough free time to learn a new language

[placid sail]

low taxes, you can visa run every half a year forever, good infrastructure, similar slavic culture

[uncut obsidian]

Idk how much free time I'll have for discord

[placid sail]

ah, you're still on your "I'm making a run for it in my pants alone" regime

[uncut obsidian]

what

[wicked crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/785464308158693396/1003330399520436224/UbpuAXUY.gif

[placid sail]

this

[uncut obsidian]

yes?

[vital zinc]

Xdddddddd

[wicked crane]

Brek cały łeb

[placid sail]

what's the point in hurrying up?

if you're so sick and tired of your parents, just move away, but isn't it more sensible to prepare properly before moving to another country?

[uncut obsidian]

what do you mean by prepare properly

[wicked crane]

I mean if u expect a well paid job abroad as foreigner who just moved

then no

Its not happening

Minimal wage is ur best go

[placid sail]

substantial amount of cash, finished higher education, certified and recognised abroad level of English and/or local language, a fucking visa

[zinc compass]

Basically

Just plan

[wicked crane]

Ye if u dont have a certificate in english no point even looking for non physical job abroad

Plus some knowledge on local language will help a lot

[zinc compass]

If you have a certificate in English then the chances of having a decent job is higher

[wicked crane]

Most places will require B1 English atleast

and that's atleast

The higher u got the better

[zinc compass]

Also dame brainfart turned into a immigrantion advicery station

[odd sail]

i do know someone who is from russian far east and is studying in czechia

now doing phd

[placid sail]

homeboy is so caught up in dreams of escaping this shithole and successful examples that he's not preparing for possible hurdles at all, and there will be hurdles

[wicked crane]

Yep

[zinc compass]

Basically

[wicked crane]

Idk about other parts of world

But in europe u cant expect anyone to like u as a foreigner

job wise

[zinc compass]

If you are born in the EU you are lucky

[wicked crane]

Prepere for that harsh labor and treatment unless u are certified

[zinc compass]

If immigrantion

[wicked crane]

Europe based as usual

[ruby minnow]

that's the difference between Turkey and Greece

you can escape one easily

other not that easily

[placid sail]

we even had this fucking talk already, like dude, nobody is telling you to stay here, just prepare really thoroughly instead of just running there, nobody needs our Russian asses anywhere just because

[wicked crane]

fax

Especially that many workplaces were filled up by ukrainian imigrattion

[odd sail]

mild reminder that all their incestors are KGB sleeper cells

[placid sail]

well I guess he can sell his ass too, but doubt it's what he wants

[odd sail]

ancestors*

[ruby minnow]

matpat has lost it guys

[mint mist]

theres something inside you

its hard to explain

[odd sail]

a dick

[mint mist]

theyre talking about you boy

[odd sail]

yes

it's hard, to explain

[mint mist]

but you're still the same

[odd sail]

i'm spinning like a beyblade

[placid sail]

supreme content

[uncut obsidian]

visa doesn't take more than a year to make, way less
certified and recognised abroad level of English can be done in Moscow in less than a week
substantial amount of cash #🎪bruh-fart message
finished higher education = staying here for another 6 years

[wicked crane]

Need more clues

[placid sail]

tourist visa maybe will take that long, but what, you're gonna stay there for a month?

[empty pulsar]

Just curious which Russian Region is gmt+10? Like Kamchatka or something

[uncut obsidian]

what fuckin tourist visa bruh

[odd sail]

claim lgbtq refugee status

[uncut obsidian]

work visa

[odd sail]

japan

[uncut obsidian]

almost impossible

[odd sail]

say "you're gay if you don't"

[uncut obsidian]

khabarovsk city

[placid sail]

you're planning to do work visa just like that? click click?

[wicked crane]

ye plus even if u travel to any country u need to obtain citizen ship

Its not that easy

[uncut obsidian]

no? apply for a work abroad

[odd sail]

does khabarovsk have khabar

[empty pulsar]

Swim across the Amur to China
Jk

(Don’t)

[odd sail]

get concentration camped

[placid sail]

and you're gonna get work abroad thanks to?..

[wicked crane]

U need to understand

U want to go work abroad

[uncut obsidian]

and get shot
happened to one drunk man in my grandpas village in the winter before

[wicked crane]

But nobody wants u there

That's the truth

It's not gonna be rainbows and flowers or whatever u say

[odd sail]

they want white people

[wicked crane]

based

[placid sail]

yeah no fuck it, why do I even start that shit every time

[mint mist]

is this really the reality

[wicked crane]

I guess let him just run to any country and wait for the reality to hit

[mint mist]

why does anybody care who ur talking for the job

taking*

[wicked crane]

Cuz europe=based

[mint mist]

not based?? fucking retarded

[wicked crane]

Plus its easier to communicate with people who speak ur language ig

and have all citizenship documents so they can't avoid justice

[empty pulsar]

You (could) try and make your way here (US) on a tourist visa, if you manage to get one, then have one year to file asylum, and get work permit 5 months after filing. They’re so backlogged you might not even get an interview until five years later

[wicked crane]

Mexican Grindset

[empty pulsar]

Not even, it’s hard for them cuz most Latin Americans arrive illegally

[placid sail]

may be just me, but I'm not leaving Russia for USA even when the bombs are gonna fall lmao

[empty pulsar]

If he gets a visa he wouldn’t be arriving illegally

[wicked crane]

Real real

USA is a shithole of its own

[odd sail]

planes*

[empty pulsar]

Not wrong. But also highly depends on where u go

[sage otter]

Learn languages, contact embassies, save more money, gather more stuff

[placid sail]

collect obsidian

[sage otter]

@uncut obsidian Sorry for the necro I was scrolling

[placid sail]

make a nether portal

[wicked crane]

collect blazerods

[sage otter]

[odd sail]

farm demons

[wicked crane]

Craft eyes of ender

[sage otter]

End up in Brazil

[odd sail]

end up in belarus

[wicked crane]

Get murdered

[odd sail]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/brazil-youre-going-to-brazil-your-going-to-brazil-ur-going-to-brazil-gif-17868304

[wicked crane]

Latin America grindset

[empty pulsar]

“Why are there so many Syrians”

[odd sail]

brazil is doable if you can get a piece from a favela lord

[wicked crane]

Mfs forcing my boys to defend the border from them

[empty pulsar]

Based Poland

[placid sail]

I have a pal who moved from Russia to Belarus in recent times

[odd sail]

why are there so many chastniki

[placid sail]

for a grill

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/895515897417056359/946086059312316487/received_439694307519048-1-2.gif?width=270&height=158

[uncut obsidian]

https://www.jobbank.gc.ca/jobsearch/jobsearch?flg=E&fss=1&fexp=0&fglo=1&page=1&sort=M&fskl=101010&fskl=101020

[undone wave]

[carmine crown]

Typical hoi4 retard

[odd sail]

all he had to do was not invade ussr

[empty pulsar]

Most normal hoi4 enjoyer

[odd sail]

and make japan not bomb the pearl harbour

not even the former

[ruby minnow]

hoi4 players are autistic

[sage otter]

So are we, what's your point

[ruby minnow]

and weeb femboy nazis for some odd reason

[undone wave]

Don't compare me (autistic) to hoi4 players

[modest shoal]

too late

[placid sail]

advanced historical analytics commence now

[undone wave]

Atleast I know what a logistics is

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[placid sail]

pussyfucker98, what is your stance on the issue

[odd sail]

hoi4 players are either nazis or trans

[wicked crane]

HoI4 minecraft mod is 🔥

[odd sail]

and i know someone who is both after touching the game

[ruby minnow]

%90 are both

[empty pulsar]

Yea I never thought one could be a femboy and a Nazi at the same time until I got to know the hoi4 “community”

[odd sail]

moustache man rolling in his grave rn

[ruby minnow]

people are joking oh fnv is a femboy game and all that

[placid sail]

best from both worlds

[ruby minnow]

have you seen hoi4

[carmine crown]

I wish you were joking

[wicked crane]

Well atlaest they are not commies

[empty pulsar]

I wish I was too

[modest shoal]

I think they are suitable candidates for a purge

[wicked crane]

that's the good part

[carmine crown]

Hoi4 certainly has those too

[uncut obsidian]

US is like
a last resort option

the very last

the buried underground option

[empty pulsar]

Paradox is secretly doing some Kevin Spacey from cod:aw type shit where everyone with paradox games installed on their pc is getting deaded when shit hits the fan

[sage otter]

i'd rather live in the UK than live in the US, and I fucking hate brits

[ruby minnow]

only thing i would do in hoi4 is make Turkey take its deserved lands

the whole world

[uncut obsidian]

UK has a very strict policy on immigrants, especially asylum seekers

[empty pulsar]

I can’t blame u, as an immigrant in the U.S. myself I stay the fuck away from 90% of this country’s landmass

[modest shoal]

I loved kevin spacey in that, best thing about the game

[sage otter]

Just weep saying you wanna dodge the draft

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[uncut obsidian]

Then I'd have to go to France

And that is

No

[sage otter]

Yeah you don't want to come here

Worst timing

Shit will hit the fan very soon

[undone wave]

I would conquer turkey and rename it to Kurdistan 2

[modest shoal]

based

[uncut obsidian]

By the time I'll have enough resources to actually leave things in the world will change

[sage otter]

Petition to reform the Byzantine empire

[wicked crane]

Why add the 2 tho?

[ruby minnow]

ignored

[undone wave]

I'd also nuke Quebec

[ruby minnow]

Greeks cry about Istanbul since 1453

[wicked crane]

Petition to reform the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

[wicked crane]

[empty pulsar]

Turkey? You mean greater armenia

[wicked crane]

Eastern Greece*

[modest shoal]

Imagine if the knights templar were still around and were like a cool global police force

[undone wave]

I'd conquer poland and make heterosexuality illegal as well

[amber marsh]

And turks cry about the majority of their western shoreline being greek

[odd sail]

the great abbasid caliphate

[sage otter]

Petition to reform Czechoslovakia

[wicked crane]

That would make no diffrence

[ruby minnow]

well Greece has been fucked by turks twice

[placid sail]

I have but one petition

[uncut obsidian]

entire population disappears in just a few decades

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/muajaja-the-simpsons-gif-7251407

[odd sail]

good

[undone wave]

all worth it for a gae old time

[wicked crane]

Nah fuck them commies

Unbased

[undone wave]

with or without lube 😳

[placid sail]

I'm afraid it's not voluntary

[odd sail]

commies gave us the AKM

[uncut obsidian]

lemme just stand in a 2km long line to get a single loaf of bread rq

[wicked crane]

Stale bread *

[placid sail]

I mean, with how things are going right now, you won't need a soviet union for that in a year or so

[empty pulsar]

Say what you want the Soyviets they did give the world the red army band

[wicked crane]

Real

But White Army music was better ngl

[modest shoal]

succ

[odd sail]

sounds like a tiktok trend

[carmine crown]

I liked the anarchist blackflag music

[wicked crane]

?

[sage otter]

steal bread to avoid starvation
get arrested and sentenced to 15years of gulag and die of starvation there

[uncut obsidian]

"what's the point in hurrying up?"

[wicked crane]

Communist grindset

[sage otter]

die of hypothermia or exhaustion (optional)

[empty pulsar]

Wealthiest Republic of Buryatia resident activities

[placid sail]

yeah? and where you gonna wound up when you fail to hurriedly squeeze your way into some other country?

square one

[modest shoal]

anyone else notice how soviet sounding the tetris theme is

[placid sail]

yeah no I'm done with the topic

you do you

[undone wave]

Target (united states based chain department store) will purposefully wait until people rack up a felony's worth of shoplifting to press charges

it's kind of ghoulish imo

[odd sail]

be turkish
make comment about president being a homosexual
police charge you 10 years for slander
big suit guys come in
get charged 20 years for exposing state secrets
dont have to work the rest of your life

[ruby minnow]

prison is real good home

private secuirty

no taxes

[odd sail]

free soap

[ruby minnow]

no bills

[wicked crane]

Have u seen the swedish prisons tho?

[placid sail]

all the soaps you can drop there, Syno

[ruby minnow]

no rent

free food

[undone wave]

me (tax-evasion chad) living off of tax payer funding

[wicked crane]

Makes me wanna commit some crimes in sweden

[sage otter]

A Swedish cell would be a upgrade for real

[odd sail]

you can legally escape prison in sweden

[wicked crane]

R E A L

[odd sail]

you would think the ayylmaos commit crimes on purpose

[placid sail]

the police will politely ask you to come back to the cell, but you can ignore them

[wicked crane]

shit man i would come back

The living standards there

[ruby minnow]

i don't feel like being arrested today

[placid sail]

this is how they get you

[uncut obsidian]

you're saying this just as if I'm gonna senselessly walk out of russia and cross the border of a different country as soon as I'll have enough money with no way of staying in the said country

[wicked crane]

@uncut obsidian This might be ur way get arrested in sweden

[odd sail]

get arrested for indecent exposure

[placid sail]

it sounds more or less like that so far

[empty pulsar]

Uzbekistan or Thailand maybe options?

[odd sail]

latter is real af doe

[uncut obsidian]

fucking Uzbekistan

[mint mist]

jesus he has a choice to go to any country, and ur talking abotu these???

[placid sail]

literal Europeans told you here you're not getting any job without certified English and higher education other than helping Ivanko steal Mercedes and dragging potatoes around in some warehouse

[empty pulsar]

Eh ez visa runs

[uncut obsidian]

https://www.jobbank.gc.ca/jobsearch/jobsearch?flg=E&fss=1&fexp=0&fglo=1&page=1&sort=M&fskl=101010&fskl=101020

[wicked crane]

[odd sail]

thailand is ez, become ez sugar baby for retired britbong civil servant

[wicked crane]

It litteraly says temporary job

• really poor wage

And Kitchen helper is a hard work

[placid sail]

don't you treat my uzbek and thai homies like that you slut

[wicked crane]

Like actual fucking harsh labor

[uncut obsidian]

just as an example

[mint mist]

i wont treat them liek that if you'll keep calling me that

[ruby minnow]

like if i learn german and go to germany there is so many turks that are just people who help others and people from my own blood that would help me

you need some support there first

[uncut obsidian]

if you look hard enough there are employers who are looking for people from abroad even without higher education

[ruby minnow]

so you don't just get scammed

[placid sail]

(it was a joke boyo)

[ruby minnow]

and worked for a really low pay

[odd sail]

there's tons of russians in thailand

[uncut obsidian]

nobody said that it's gonna be easy

[odd sail]

phuket is literally hotel moscow

[placid sail]

duh, it's cheap

[sage otter]

I keep getting youtube ads for the One Piece live action please end me

[empty pulsar]

Isn’t Montenegro also pretty popular for Russian exiles these days

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-faith-the-game-faith1-faith2-john-gif-17567539

[ruby minnow]

no add blocker on mobile

[mint mist]

adblocker?

[uncut obsidian]

YouTube Revanced:

[wicked crane]

Ik it's a good holiday destination

[sage otter]

On mobile rn

[uncut obsidian]

Download revanced

Best mobile YouTube app

[ruby minnow]

Antalya is also very popular among russians

[uncut obsidian]

It even has sponsor blocks

[placid sail]

revanced extended, because normal revanced got fucky for some reason

[uncut obsidian]

Works fine for me

[uncut yew]

Firefox on mobile has adblock in the extensions

[placid sail]

weird, guess I was unlucky

[wicked crane]

Just enjoy the ads noobs

[ruby minnow]

people who say opera gx is spyware are dumb af

[wicked crane]

People think the video is the real show but truly the ad is

[ruby minnow]

everybody has spyware dipshit it came free with your internet connection

[placid sail]

opera gx is spyware

[sage otter]

Using Brave for my browser but I mostly use the ytb app to watch video, I don’t mind ads I just can’t take the live action stuff any more

[placid sail]

also, what is opera gx

[uncut obsidian]

"fucky" you mean it would stop loading videos after 1 minute?

[wicked crane]

Opera gx may not be a spyware

But its bad

[uncut yew]

I remember once watching a two hour long pre-roll ad on YouTube, shit was great

[placid sail]

something like that

[ruby minnow]

a nice browser i have been using for a while

[wicked crane]

Tha'ts what im saying

[uncut obsidian]

i looked it up and it was fixed in the newer version
i had quite an old one so all i had to do was just to update

[placid sail]

Turkish person likes this browser, must be bad

[odd sail]

literally newpipe exists

[carmine crown]

Id rather the spyware then having ads every 3 minutes

[wicked crane]

[placid sail]

I see, well guess it's usable again

[ruby minnow]

russian guy says he doesn't know opera gx must be great

[sage otter]

I’ll take the momentary annoyance from the ads

[ruby minnow]

4 russians on team

instant throw

[uncut yew]

That ad was an exception to the norm though, they styled it like a proper show, like something you would see on TV.
It was about wine and travel, an ad for a vacation company that specialized in wine tasting.

[sage otter]

Do you remember the name ?

[uncut yew]

fucking 8/10 advert

[sage otter]

Asking for a friend

(He’s alcoholic)

[placid sail]

tell them "ya vasha turetskaya suchka" and enjoy free carry

you're welcome

[wicked crane]

Is ur friend in ur head?

[sage otter]

Yes

[wicked crane]

Real

[uncut yew]

It was years ago though

[wicked crane]

Does he think the same as you

[ruby minnow]

yeah free carry from people who don't know anything else but speak russian to eatch other and give no info

[empty pulsar]

Me when I hear Spanish and loud arguing in vc in valorant

[placid sail]

they'll carry you, no need for communication

trust

[sage otter]

Most of the time no, and they get into arguments between them I can’t hear my own thoughts

[ruby minnow]

but fr tho if i have 4 russians on my team

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-gif-26307682

[ruby minnow]

trying to win

is like trying to live happy in Turkey

its not possibble

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-viggen-maverick-dcs-gif-26034091

[viral summit]

win dont lose

[odd sail]

flashbang your teammates and say izviniye

[wicked crane]

Based Maverick A/A kill

But -points for flying the A10

[odd sail]

cola? no thanks

[wicked crane]

Btw. Plutonium tastes like sweet-sour candy

try it urself

[modest shoal]

carbon tet, what a fun chemical

[ruby minnow]

plutonium is bbest for bulking

[undone wave]

luv me carbon tet
simple as

[odd sail]

i love formalin myself

very fizzy

[undone wave]

Lab TA can't stop me from mouth-pipetting the most toxic chemical known to humanity

[empty pulsar]

Guys should I make oyakodon or boring air fried chicken for dinner

[wicked crane]

Only skinny bitches eat plution

True chads consume antimatter

[odd sail]

the microbio lab assistant cannot stop me from licking the Bacillus anthracis culture plate

[uncut yew]

Eat the child and the mother

[viral summit]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[wicked crane]

Crack

[sage otter]

I love my NaOH shots in the morning

[placid sail]

take me hooooome

country rooooooad

[viral summit]

lol

[wicked crane]

Wiejskie Drogi

[placid sail]

to the plaaaaace

[wicked crane]

Zabierzcie mnie do domu

[modest shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-sodium-chloride-cloruro-de-sodio-hmm-thinking-gif-17745370

[placid sail]

I BELOOOOOOOOONG

[wicked crane]

Do miejsca , do którego naleze

[ruby minnow]

depressing soviet block

[placid sail]

that's murican music, you kebab

[odd sail]

i hate how my NaOH candy melts in the heat 😭

[placid sail]

no soviet stuff

I go to

[ruby minnow]

well but you are russian you vodka

[placid sail]

uhhh

I dunno a single place in morica

somewhere sunny

[viral summit]

https://tenor.com/view/me-and-the-boys-entering-pripyat-for-the-first-time-stalker-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-meandtheboys-gif-19392299

[wicked crane]

Actually vodka is a polish invention nerd

[sage otter]

I hate it when they melt my tongue 😩

[odd sail]

they dont

you know what does

[ruby minnow]

its still not better then rakija

[empty pulsar]

Santa Barbara in Cali is pretty nice

[odd sail]

iodine 131

[empty pulsar]

But then you’d have to live in cali which is L

[wicked crane]

virgin 40-50% of pure alcohol

[placid sail]

weren't a bunch of americans spewing hatred for Cali here just recently

[ruby minnow]

yes because Califronia sucks

[sage otter]

California doesn’t exist lmao

[ruby minnow]

its just the truth

[sage otter]

They made it up as a GTA satire

[placid sail]

I dunno, California seems fun

https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ

[wicked crane]

Real

Have u seen LA?

[empty pulsar]

Yeah we all kinda just shit on them cuz cali is cali

[wicked crane]

Its just like Los Santos Replica

[empty pulsar]

Where gas is $6/gallon and people shit on the streets

[ruby minnow]

yeah they saw gta 5

and made it in real ife

[empty pulsar]

Florida is worse tho imo

[sage otter]

No because Florida is gator heaven

[wicked crane]

Imagine discussing which state is worse

Like US wasnt bad enough

[ruby minnow]

America sucks as a whole

[wicked crane]

Only real State is Texas

[placid sail]

I wanna visit Mojave desert someday

[wicked crane]

rest aren't real

[ruby minnow]

facts

[wicked crane]

They are just a psyop

[sage otter]

There are other real states like Montana, Oklahoma, Colorado to a extent

Wyoming too

[wicked crane]

see psyop is already working on u

[empty pulsar]

As room temperature IQ America resident can confirm

[sage otter]

I just love guns and cool panoramas

[uncut yew]

Common California+Texas+Florida 🇱

[ruby minnow]

they won't tell you this in news but

America doesn't exist

Texas is a part of Canada and Mexico

its the border between them

[wicked crane]

texas is polish colony

[ruby minnow]

real

actually polish people discovered America

not Spanish or Portugese

[wicked crane]

just as madagascar gibraltar , indonesia , monacco

[empty pulsar]

Nowa Polska moment

[wicked crane]

Fax

[odd sail]

he is going to unpoland the universe

[wicked crane]

Columbus name was Christopher which = Krzysztof in polish

[ruby minnow]

they saw america was just canada and mexico

but they decided to hide it from world

to not scare people

[wicked crane]

This can't be a coincidence

[ruby minnow]

they control american peoples minds

[uncut yew]

This man is going to pirate the BIBLE

[odd sail]

romanian surgery

[stone blade]

Bruh my long hair is everywhere

[empty pulsar]

Romania happened

[final cedar]

why tho if the rubber balls exist?

[final cedar]

it's not like you gonna stab your hand when you break the pipette trying to push the vac ball onto it

[surreal smelt]

Starting Rimworld: "I'll make a colony of cowboy ranchers"
3 hours later: Using slave labor to build a fortress of stone and steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1VDxMe54Og

[odd sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/383073847597072388/1116228168567762954/Decrease_me_there.mp4

[severe flicker]

Byanrdiyl

[final cedar]

blyatnydril

[severe flicker]

Bunyridl

Anybrlid

[final cedar]

buyagril

https://tenor.com/XhGA.gif

[odd sail]

diphenhydramine 🤓

[severe flicker]

Ammonium Nitrate in a confined chamber.

[final cedar]

• fuel oil

[severe flicker]

You will be receiving

[odd sail]

sawdust in a confined room

[severe flicker]

You will be in a padded room.

[sage otter]

Cinnamon in a confined room

[severe flicker]

Cease

[final cedar]

4 feet?!

[uncut yew]

Grim's dream partner

[edgy abyss]

[final cedar]

how do you even put on these pants

[edgy abyss]

False, not enough scales

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0O37uuyZtc

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061046167808520292/1109142605679296553/44830868.webp?width=920&height=486

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/SwOU.gif

[edgy abyss]

[final cedar]

wait, what scales we talking

[odd sail]

fish scales

[final cedar]

oh

[edgy abyss]

[odd sail]

jesus

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/xleV.gif

[odd sail]

pov catholic priest

[sage otter]

[odd sail]

nah

[urban ocean]

in order to be born, you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 8 great-grandparents, 16 second great-grandparents, 32 third great-grandparents, 64 fourth great-grandparents, 128 fifth great-grandparents, 256 sixth great-grandparents, 512 seventh great-grandparents, 1024 eighth great-grandparents, and 2048 ninth great-grandparents. For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment, how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? How much did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you're retarded.

[stone blade]

man stfu

[edgy abyss]

[stone blade]

to be born all you need is 2 horny people thats it

[empty pulsar]

hope for the future

[stone blade]

done

[final cedar]

not even

some jizz in a jar and a handful of eggs

[odd sail]

here's a fun wikipedia fact for you

[final cedar]

idk, I never got biology

[stone blade]

cum omelette

[final cedar]

that's a fine looking pizzussy

[mint mist]

can u make me calzone

[odd sail]

i made one for family breakfast

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-faith-the-game-faith1-faith2-john-gif-17567539

[stone blade]

calzone? more like cum zone

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bqJc4.gif

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-the-unholy-trinity-gary-gif-27504776

unlimited drip (of blood)

[somber warren]

of cum

[odd sail]

when i visit your mom's house

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bZl06.gif

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlnHNi0hdO0

[heavy halo]

xp start up noises

[stone blade]

me with ur balls

[odd sail]

no

[heavy halo]

-LEASE DONT SHUT ME OFF

oh

hi chat

[stone blade]

hi

:)

[heavy halo]

Omg hai hai hai ivan:3

[stone blade]

hi

[placid sail]

(man, this picture is mighty helpful recently)

[odd sail]

it's time for an evangelion meme

[weak jackal]

real

[tulip ravine]

Bruh

[placid sail]

really makes you think

[odd sail]

europe is bussin frfr

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300478639332524032/1148031904944242709/IMG_0020.png

[final cedar]

really?

[tulip ravine]

How do you forget if you use shampoo

Just feel your hair

[placid sail]

fr fr

[heavy halo]

Cuz im shtiopid

Silly cat

[tulip ravine]

Meow meow

[final cedar]

stop lying stinky, you don't shower

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[placid sail]

oh no

[heavy halo]

why

[final cedar]

stinky cat stinky cat

[heavy halo]

would u

EXPOSE ME

LIKE DIS

fine!! Ill go make my girl breakfast

[odd sail]

we all knew you shower once every haley's comet

[heavy halo]

Im feeling like pasta

[final cedar]

smelly nelly

[heavy halo]

PASTA

PASTA

PASTA

PASTA

PAIDKDKDNMEMEMAMMXNNCMX

[final cedar]

it's just gonna be stinky pasta if you cook it

[undone wave]

PHILLIPINES MENTIONED 🇵🇭

[placid sail]

rinse yourself with some water, collect it and cook pasta in it

free pungent sauce

[heavy halo]

girl pasta

lmao

[placid sail]

god this place affect me badly

[heavy halo]

Ill ship u my bathwater

hahaha

[final cedar]

do like your noodles and soak in some warm water you unwashed wench

[carmine crown]

This guy...

[placid sail]

please don't

[undone wave]

I am trolling you

It's a joke

A shitpost even

[carmine crown]

Yeah I know man

Im shittalking you

[heavy halo]

Do like your dad and kiss me

ools

[final cedar]

my dad don't kiss dirty wemen.

[undone wave]

The joke is the flag wrong
"guh? dumbass got the flag wrong"

[placid sail]

I must have been a bad person in previous life to wound up here

[heavy halo]

Well he kisses your mother

[final cedar]

case and point. You still stink

why are you dirty anyways

[carmine crown]

This guy...

[empty pulsar]

What the fuck did I come back to bruh. Y’all insane

[final cedar]

Insane? I was insane once

[placid sail]

kill me

[tame halo]

shut up

[final cedar]

then they locked me in a room and told me to shut up. I hate shutting up, it makes me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once

[odd sail]

guys

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[mint mist]

spoiler itt :c and say theres aa femboy there

pls

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-22260074

[placid sail]

maybe you actually should be Aldo

and purge the nine hells

[heavy halo]

vlad special deal

[odd sail]

meowmachine deal that no one would do

[tame halo]

one of my favorites

[mint mist]

what

[weak jackal]

19 inches of venom

[mint mist]

hot

[heavy halo]

_<

ilr

[odd sail]

hot

[heavy halo]

Ikr

Yk whats hoter

The sun

:3

[weak jackal]

20 inches of venom

[odd sail]

average brainfart exile

[heavy peak]

I swear

Im about to treat meowmachine as we treat xcvb

[final cedar]

[mint mist]

whats xcvbn

[final cedar]

@pliant parrot

role gone?

[odd sail]

another catfish?

[heavy peak]

Dumbass, why did you ping him

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/memesbreakcore/status/1698728316105281784?s=20

[odd sail]

tummy hurt

[final cedar]

looks empty, need food maybe?

[odd sail]

you first

[river zealot]

tummy no hurt

[odd sail]

scav head, eyes'd me while operating

[final cedar]

it's just a kit full of snickers bars

[uncut yew]

CMS vs Surv12
FIght of the ages

[heavy halo]

Headache

[odd sail]

surv12 but i have a 2x2 container

[hybrid hawk]

Surv12

[odd sail]

stroke

[hybrid hawk]

CMS only if I don't have a surv12

[final cedar]

shit DxD is really all about ecchi crap

[uncut yew]

CMS is superior when playing in a squad, allows quick healing during prolonged fights

Surv for solo

That is my take at least

[heavy halo]

Me after carrying a jug of milk up my stairs

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300478639332524032/1145952844038557728/SPOILER_RDT_20230706_203005.mov

[final cedar]

nwordmeme.mov

[pliant parrot]

stop pinging me i fix gama

or ping me if u dont wana gama fixed

[uncut yew]

one day we shall be able to perfectly recreate Hitler's voice with AI, then all shall enjoy the "Hitler dommy mommy GF AI ASMR"

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059480178738352218/1070335246026936370/178a9704e49d3e47c8143de030824807.webp?width=1040&height=1030

[heavy halo]

I have a meme for that somewhere

[final cedar]

years later

[river zealot]

[final cedar]

I feel like there's a fed amogus

[midnight cloud]

Man have you guys seen how cool prosthetics become? Can now literally make it move to your will

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-funny-among-porn-among-us-porn-cum-gif-20241052

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008862394468028466/1055739462363140106/ezgif-1-abc5e77ef1.gif

[final cedar]

fr?

[carmine crown]

Cant wait

[odd sail]

video game death voicelines

[midnight cloud]

Literally yeah hold on ill link you a vid of the latest robo-arm

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300478639332524032/1145810099923861687/burnalljuice_2023-08-28T060604-2.mp4