🎪bruh-fart

[pale ingot]

is that deadass a fucking fed though lol

there is no shot

thats so funny

[tulip ravine]

Yeah it is

[pale ingot]

bait used to be believable

[uncut obsidian]

Actual npc

Reading text from a paper

coffee

[mint mist]

hejciaaaaaa

[tulip ravine]

They always have stupid fucking names like buck2trappy

[uncut obsidian]

you sounded like swaggersouls for a sec there

[mint mist]

ko fee

[pale ingot]

evil fed be like: zehahahaha i will have a normal name and i will not speak like a game NPC

[upper axle]

i get that a fair bit, that i sound like a less stoney swaggersouls.

[uncut obsidian]

kofe

[mint mist]

just plain k o f e ?

[uncut obsidian]

With a lil bit of tuning you'll sound like him

[mint mist]

like ur swedish?

kofeh

[upper axle]

so anyway i found an alucard line to do, lemme just....

[mint mist]

waaaaaaaaaaa

madi doesnt like me ;c

[mint mist]

ths

[eager igloo]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIfigZMdwuQ

[mint mist]

wow

kofeh

wtf do u want

[mint mist]

even if my mic wouldnt be broken?? i wont get on a phone just to say coffee

what

[tulip ravine]

Maja does voice note everywhere she goes

Maja does voice note everywhere she goessss

[uncut obsidian]

just don't tell me to say the russian version of "book" please

[tulip ravine]

[placid sail]

do it pussy

[mint mist]

ksiazka is book here
ksionszka

[placid sail]

readies a mod ping

[eager igloo]

It sounds like nword

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-ip-adress-i-have-your-ip-i-have-your-ip-adress-i-have-your-ip-address-gif-25694584

bwuk

[uncut obsidian]

byuuk

[amber marsh]

byook

[uncut obsidian]

gumba

hi

[mint mist]

trueee

flint is pretty hot

[tulip ravine]

@winged phoenix

[placid sail]

madi is dying from depression in real time

[tulip ravine]

For you xx

[uncut obsidian]

it's fuckin 12am

[placid sail]

speak up anyway you twink

[uncut obsidian]

Also partially true

[placid sail]

represent!

[mint mist]

is itj ust me or it souinds like ur drowning

[placid sail]

a bit better

[tulip ravine]

I get shouted at to shut up when I talk normally

[uncut obsidian]

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

[mint mist]

true

shut up

[tulip ravine]

Maja come back when you’ve atleast done a voice note ya dog

[uncut obsidian]

ZESTY AHH

ZESTY AHH

EVERYONE SAVE

ZESTY TED

[eager igloo]

Rip falco engine

[uncut obsidian]

tf is this

[tulip ravine]

Ted

What do you think of my tea

Personally I think it’s 10/10

[uncut obsidian]

is this your real voice

hot

yes you can
add a cucumber to it

[tulip ravine]

Who the fuck adds cucumber to tea

That is wrong

[livid pond]

didnt have to associate me with that one bro

[uncut obsidian]

"shut uuuuuup"

[uncut obsidian]

you've meant assassinate?

[tulip ravine]

@winged phoenix you should hear my Mrs speak

She literally sounds so posh

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-cute-cat-gif-15060173

[uncut obsidian]

What is happening to minecraft redstoners

[oblique spire]

Nah boys im gonna cook

[mint mist]

omg hiiiiii

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933312802335129640/1146966914418094090/go_to_sleep_complications___papa_swolio_PapaSwolio_.mp4

[oblique spire]

I got recording of my mate doing the "I need moar boolets" after a sus as fuck story

I'm gonna cook a remix and send it to him

😂

[placid sail]

could you say "me too" in that voice sir

[oblique spire]

SHIT'S GONNA BE 🔥

[uncut obsidian]

All im seeing on my main page lately is "we made an orbital cannon", "we made a nuke", "we made a sound player that plays any song"

Why is shit getting so advanced all of a sudden

https://youtu.be/V6X2BHpeLww?si=UyDnRaicrqVXLXCX

[uncut obsidian]

!sean

[split canyon]

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[uncut obsidian]

yeah i agree

great potato voice by the way

[tulip ravine]

Did you just shit yourself on voice note

[uncut obsidian]

always imagined potatos sounding like that

[undone tree]

'member when making the rails go with red sand was cool?
I 'member

[placid sail]

I think madi is being kidnapped

[uncut obsidian]

member of what

[placid sail]

farewell boyo

if you hear Ukrainian speech, duck and run

[uncut obsidian]

why would i

[placid sail]

bullets ouchie

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/s_TKe16WASY?si=TZB_OOu-Uc2zllk2

Are they preparing for a WW3 in minecraft or something

[robust cove]

The future weapons of war on 2b2t

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/aLLlROo_XWo?si=-yfYwagjwL_rkway

[upper axle]

eh fuck it i'm doing vinny impressions today

[placid sail]

oppenheimer in minecraft pog

[slender rock]

XLR MIC, EURO RACK to a BOSS DS1

back into the pc

🙂

[placid sail]

speeen could get some work

[uncut obsidian]

that sounded like shitty AI

[upper axle]

yea that wasnt my best speen

this one's better.

[placid sail]

no no no

it's on one height

the height should jump randomly

[placid sail]

sir

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/heTkNQHOWwg

[upper axle]

that's when he does it with warble effect

he does it without it sometimes

[placid sail]

yes, you must do the hardware effect with your throat

nobody said it's gonna be easy or fair

[mint mist]

hi

[upper axle]

look i'm good at voice acting but not THAT good

[placid sail]

hello

[livid pond]

skinwalker

[mint mist]

hi

[livid pond]

hi

[mint mist]

wahhhhhh

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1052415074473627670/1075490765653946389/grab.gif

[mint mist]

hiiii

[upper axle]

@tawdry rapids

[upper axle]

WHOOPS, MISSPING

[upper axle]

MEANT TO PING @placid sail

ooooops

[tawdry rapids]

😏😏😏

[upper axle]

god, yea the voice lines from zombified stalkers are haunting.

[placid sail]

not bad

also yes, for some reason, you sound very AI-ish

[upper axle]

lol

idk why

i guess i just have that "this is a human male. yes." kinda voice

not much accent on my natural voice

makes me very flexible in terms of impersonations

[robust cove]

hiiii

[placid sail]

BB deployed

[upper axle]

hol up lemme do the peter griffin version

[placid sail]

oh no

peta

[oblique spire]

Peter Griffin whats good

[upper axle]

i fucking deteriorated as that last one went on

i CANNOT hold a peter voice for very long

it's the one i cant do

i can do his laugh tho

i do a pretty much perfect patrick star.

[oblique spire]

Show us

[upper axle]

have a three pack of funny patrick lines.

[oblique spire]

damn patrick gonna do WHAT to my nuts

chat

is this real

[slender rock]

nutss

[oblique spire]

DAMN PATRICK

hey uhhhh

[cedar lion]

Bub

[oblique spire]

is this the krusty crab

[upper axle]

patrick shoots up a walmart

[cedar lion]

Why does bro actually sound like patrick

[oblique spire]

NAH PATRICK DON'T

CHILL PATRICK

[cedar lion]

Thats good

[slender rock]

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/642371481572999189.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[cedar lion]

you good

[slender rock]

RICK JAAAMES BITTTCH

YEAAAAAHEH

[heavy peak]

[cedar lion]

YEAHHHH

Wait what are you talking about tes

Ted

[oblique spire]

WAIT

[cedar lion]

Real shit

[oblique spire]

JABOOPY

"You know who else...."

SURELY

[cedar lion]

Yes it is

[heavy peak]

@winged phoenix join back

[oblique spire]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

thats really fucking good

[cedar lion]

jaboopy is something else

[runic kernel]

Hi Bub Hi Ted

[cedar lion]

Burger :DDD

[final cedar]

Which one of you summoned a devil?

[upper axle]

i honestly should start up a meme voice acting youtube channel and use it as a gateway into becoming a professional voice actor, but like, do i REALLY want that to be my fucking legacy on the internet? do i REALLY wanna be Gianni-Lite?

[runic kernel]

Hi Metro

[oblique spire]

do it

no balls

I would love to hear you voice acting a game in the future

now that would be based

[slender rock]

too good

either that or the drugs you do

both?

[final cedar]

spot on

[cedar lion]

If you wanna be different

Do something more

Extreme.

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-walking-walking-out-walking-back-bye-gif-22873869

[cedar lion]

Falco!?

[solar obsidian]

wait, come back

[heavy peak]

Skill issue on players part

[final cedar]

who's falco?

[cedar lion]

Your m

[solar obsidian]

other

[ruby minnow]

@weak jackal i found your account

[cedar lion]

Thats a good solid snake

[ruby minnow]

bro evolved

now he doesn't post long messages

he posts long voice messages

[grizzled meadow]

Not bad

Where can I find S5 voice, send message

[upper axle]

i actually am doing that sometime soon, a close friend of mine is doing an indie game and i'm gonna be voicing SOMETHING in it. i asked to be the villain if possible.

[grizzled meadow]

Ah the lobby

[upper axle]

i do a really good angry villain, especially unginged fuckers.

[heavy peak]

Im live rn

[cedar lion]

Do an impression

[grizzled meadow]

I won't fuck off

[runic kernel]

Hi Flint Hi S5yn3T

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/842146702365294622/1121336778364833913/DADF1657-9054-4859-8422-4EB039045684.gif

[upper axle]

yea hold up lemme do like, idk. vaas from far cry 3

[cedar lion]

I love vaas

Go for it!

[runic kernel]

Hi Syno

[cedar lion]

Les go

[ruby minnow]

haiii

[final cedar]

@upper axle do a butchered version of the space cat trying to talk english

[cedar lion]

[final cedar]

emphasis on the everynyan

this makes or breaks the delivery

[upper axle]

i cant perfectly remember vaas' accent

[heavy peak]

@winged phoenix

[upper axle]

did a close enough

[oblique spire]

Lets fucking go

[ruby minnow]

guys there is pronouns in my language i can't speak anymore

[slender rock]

lol

[sage otter]

At first I thought you were impersonating Falco but then I recognized the speech

[final cedar]

perfect

[cedar lion]

You sound like a pirate but i dig

[cedar lion]

OHMIGAH

[upper axle]

i mean, vaas IS a pirate, yea?

[cedar lion]

Got me there

[pastel quartz]

i thought insanity was scrolling through a subreddit full of insane people talking about a 7 yr old game

[upper axle]

im super rusty with my jack sparrow impression

been years since i've done it

[heavy peak]

https://youtu.be/IfAw8_W2hnw

[cedar lion]

god damn

you got talent boy

[upper axle]

that said i can do his physical mannerisms REALLY well

put me in a pirate costume and i'm off to the fucking races

[cedar lion]

OOO

[cedar lion]

DO REVOLVER OCELOT

[inland jackal]

You called?

I'm like a day late but still

[cedar lion]

“Anything gluten free”

I love that one

[slender rock]

lol

[upper axle]

mgsV is the one i do best so i'll go with that one.

[cedar lion]

I mean yeah

[cedar lion]

Real shit

[cedar lion]

Mgs 2 ocelot?

Or mgs 4

[upper axle]

both apply.

[cedar lion]

True that

[upper axle]

but that's specifically an MGS2 quote

[cedar lion]

good nonetheless

[upper axle]

for MGS4 quotes i've got a few

[river robin]

The only good impression I can do is of shaggy

[cedar lion]

You gotta do the fancy shooting one

[heavy peak]

I actually was struggling to keep that truck straight that time

[cedar lion]

BROTHER

[pale ingot]

ive just been looking at brainfart once in a while and listening to bro's voice messages and i'm jealous at this man's vocal range

now turn into a woman

[pastel quartz]

Fell 40 fuckin feet today

[cedar lion]

NICE

[pastel quartz]

Into water

By accident

[upper axle]

that's like the one thing i havent figured out yet. i can moan like an anime girl passably tho

[pastel quartz]

Missed some rocks by less than a foot

[upper axle]

i kinda dont wanna learn the whole women impersonating thing tho

[pale ingot]

do it.

[upper axle]

it's probably best my bisexual ass DOESNT learn that

[pastel quartz]

Shut up

Fucking degenerate

[pale ingot]

yeah but like @pastel quartz

[upper axle]

i refuse.

[pastel quartz]

Good choice

[pale ingot]

No balls

[pastel quartz]

If its not semi ironic

[grizzled meadow]

I can do X
Do it
I won't

[pastel quartz]

Yeah he wants to do it

The cunt

[upper axle]

im not doing it specifically because there's people in the garage directly behind me

[grizzled meadow]

[ruby minnow]

shoutout to gay buff men

[upper axle]

like, pretty sure it's my dad.

[ruby minnow]

gotta be one of my favorite genders

[upper axle]

i am NOT doing that

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-balls-the-rock-gif-5360482

[pastel quartz]

You shouldnt be doing it because its fucking weird and embarrassing mate

[grizzled meadow]

[pastel quartz]

Nevermind the people in the garage

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888855392916996166/1148274726142234704/bfd3b6af-7483-433b-9623-2e2cf27b284f.png

[upper axle]

my capacity to be embarassed by doing retard shit was lost years ago, i play final fantasy 14 and used to do goober shit in VRchat.

i have VERY little shame left.

[pale ingot]

the kid that grew up on youtube kids:

[upper axle]

but i still have SOME

[pastel quartz]

Thats not a good thing

Get it back

[upper axle]

i'm well aware.

[pastel quartz]

No youre not

Youre a fucking autist mate

[ruby minnow]

i am turkish i was born with pride

[pastel quartz]

[upper axle]

fuck you, you dont know me.

[upper axle]

factually correct.

[pastel quartz]

No but i can immediately tell your social skills are worse than mine, and thats fuckin saying something lad.

[oblique spire]

Boys

I made the remix

Now we wait for him to wake up

[pastel quartz]

Remix

[ruby minnow]

drunk swedish people are funny

[pastel quartz]

Hingy durgy burgy hurgy

Ikea

[upper axle]

i mean you're making a very rapid judgment off of a very brief interaction, so i'd say you've not got nearly enough data to work with there. also how i behave in here is drastically different to anywhere outside here because it's a SHITPOST channel

[ruby minnow]

or finnish

there is no difference

[pastel quartz]

Not reading that

Get fucked cunt

💅💅💅

[ruby minnow]

slayyyyyyy

💅

[upper axle]

TLDR: fuck you you dont know me outside here, i am a goober here specifically.

[pale ingot]

then MOAN..

[upper axle]

i refuse.

[midnight cloud]

God i fucking love lifting I LOVE LIFTING I LOVE IT I FUCKING LOVEIFTING AAAAAAAAAAA

[pale ingot]

pussy

[pastel quartz]

Fuckin weirdo

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-tf2-professionals-have-standards-drive-gif-15105282

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-shower-crying-yelling-black-man-gif-20303032

[midnight cloud]

I love the gym i love my past thesis life i fucking love it

[pale ingot]

me after fuck you calls me a weirdo

[ruby minnow]

me after living to see another day in Turkey

[upper axle]

you didnt....

OMG YOU FUCKING DID

LMAO

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXSholHoZAo

[midnight cloud]

Ive never been so happier than before now im gonna gamma and enjoy some tunes i love life i love it

[pale ingot]

heat

[pastel quartz]

Sick mate

Have fun

[final cedar]

man I wana play FC3

[pale ingot]

either bro's voice blends perfectly with vaas at certain points or he misses some lines

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/f14-tomcat-fighter-wing-flapping-wings-gif-27700408

[final cedar]

Vaas was a great villain, even if he should've been a more present bad guy

[midnight cloud]

Thanks man i hope you have the loveliest day fuck im lovin it

[upper axle]

alright, give me some goofy anime shit to say, think Dragonball Z, Jojo, Hokuto no Ken, etc

[pastel quartz]

I downloaded it yesterday but then forgot fucking ubisoft connect exists

[oblique spire]

officer K

Go bladerunner mode

[final cedar]

you know a tomcat shouldn't be able to fly only flapping their wings, but the tomcat don't know that so it does anyways

[pastel quartz]

Tried to change my password, entered it, got locked out of my fucking account

THANKS UBISOFT

[pale ingot]

far cry 3 was immediately worse after vaas died.

[upper axle]

what's really funny is that i actually havent played far cry 3 in more than a decade or some shit, and i DO NOT remember how he sounded in that scene at all

[final cedar]

I thought that was the end

[ruby minnow]

so real

[upper axle]

didnt he canonically survive and is present in one of the newer games tho?

idk

[slender rock]

that was uh, yes

[pale ingot]

too bad you unlock the entire fucking 2nd map after you kill vaas

[upper axle]

i dont play ubisoft games

[final cedar]

at least you got to enjoy some jungle poonany

[heavy peak]

a phoken barbie mobil xD

[pale ingot]

yeah but he's not present in far cry 3 after his "death"

[ruby minnow]

well if you are not playing old ubisoft games you're making a big mistake

[pastel quartz]

Jasons character arc kept it interesting though, sure it got worse but it was still good.

[upper axle]

the old ones are good yea

[mint mist]

eww ur not an exile anymore

[upper axle]

but im talking like, newer ones.

[pastel quartz]

Neither are you cunt

[pale ingot]

a newcomer exile

[pastel quartz]

[upper axle]

yknow what's funny? i genuinely have never seen a Ryan Gosling movie, idk what he sounds like.

[ruby minnow]

i want a british person to scream with a bad mic in cs "FUCKING SCHEEWWWPID CUNT"

[upper axle]

im not british but uhhhhhhh

1 sec

[upper axle]

this work?

[pastel quartz]

rest in potatoes vase

[ruby minnow]

yup works

[slender rock]

es

yes

louder

more distort

[midnight cloud]

My man cant fuck in the garage but can scream like he was born on birmingham

[slender rock]

lol

[ruby minnow]

jaboopy made it best

[midnight cloud]

Nah man jaboopy takes the trophy

[final cedar]

what caused this reaction?

[upper axle]

i would have to change the windows settings and turn off noise cancellation for that, the physical gain knob goes from the usual setting of the minimum where i usually have it, to cranked ALL THE WAY UP on a fucking blue yeti when i do those bits

[slender rock]

add more plemgh

[ruby minnow]

death mic is the best

[slender rock]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

Ive been watching big lez

[slender rock]

you have access to a daw?

[ruby minnow]

i want a game that i will put hours into and survive while listening to analog horror

[pastel quartz]

The word cunt is a friendly greeting to me now

[upper axle]

like, i'm honestly shocked it's as listenable as it is with the gain so high LOL

[midnight cloud]

Watayatawlkinabeet?...

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bBqmT.gif

[upper axle]

not sure what daw is

[slender rock]

skownin cunts

[pastel quartz]

Big lez is fucking phenomenal, especially the sassy series

[final cedar]

If I grow out my body hair I look like a blond sassy

[pastel quartz]

Fucking gorgeous

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1148122254371213412/aL1VPwx_700bwp.webp

[midnight cloud]

Why did i imagine australian peter griffin

[slender rock]

R E A L

[ruby minnow]

can't remember shit

[oblique spire]

you're welcome

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1148143234539860069/5941tdo5y4mb1.png

[pastel quartz]

say i forgot a really urgent question to ask yall

[oblique spire]

you should watch blade runner fr

[pastel quartz]

hows everyones day going?

[pale ingot]

I forgor

[ruby minnow]

real

[upper axle]

👍

[slender rock]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ruby minnow]

bad

for 17 years

[midnight cloud]

So friggin swell

[robust cove]

did you watch it or the Tarkov series?

[odd sail]

👍

[mint mist]

bad

for 4 years

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-kissing-boys-boys-kissing-i-bet-you-like-kissing-boys-mauzy-gif-822171569601245685

hey hey people

[odd sail]

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1148153831562158181/image0.png

[robust cove]

banned

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bqwa1.gif

[pastel quartz]

sorry to hear hope it will become better bro

[oblique spire]

uhhhh

[ruby minnow]

it won't

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

tarkov

and then bladerunner

[robust cove]

of course

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1148211823502430281/image.png

[pastel quartz]

sad

[midnight cloud]

Hoooog ridaaaah

[pastel quartz]

sorry to hear bro

[slender rock]

slower on the ending of vowels

[oblique spire]

and now I'm heavily debating if i should waste more money on WT premiums

[slender rock]

really fackin draaaw em out

ay

[midnight cloud]

Dont do it son

[odd sail]

a what premium

[oblique spire]

but the SU-27

T-55s

[final cedar]

actually quite possible you just gotta assign the rooms in a spectrum going from least compatible at the very end of each side

[oblique spire]

war thunder

[upper axle]

oh yea i also sing

[odd sail]

spending premium on a game

[upper axle]

so uhhh

[robust cove]

buy cocaine instead, wayyyy more fun

[midnight cloud]

Take the premium gym membership its so good

[upper axle]

Bakamitai, anyone?

[robust cove]

FOR REEEEEEAL

[midnight cloud]

We'll make it brah

[robust cove]

what was that at the end there

[oblique spire]

i will once again post this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094554761891676200/1147889571539996702/The_Mike_Nolan_Show__EP02__FTC.webm

[final cedar]

y'all paying to work out, just join a construction crew, they pay you to lift shit

[sage otter]

facking drug addict mate...

[pastel quartz]

I get paid to rappel down cliffs mate

Im happy with me job

[final cedar]

what's rappel mean

show it in a gif

[pastel quartz]

Rope

Go wee

[midnight cloud]

Yeah except having fucked knees and spines isnt really what i wanna gain from it now do i

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/rappelling-michelle-khare-abseiling-going-down-gif-26129833

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-michelle-khare-challenge-accepted-army-going-down-gif-17357834

[final cedar]

ayy

sweet

[oblique spire]

already do

[sage otter]

How much you guys pay for your gym ?

[midnight cloud]

Sorry king...go ahead and spend away

[pastel quartz]

Nothing

Dont have one

Skinny chad grind

[upper axle]

...pay? you dont just tresspass on a gym after it's closed and use the machines for free?

[midnight cloud]

200 but its also a spa so i do weights and head to the sauna and just dive for 30 mins

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78-ohtAKaic

[pastel quartz]

[midnight cloud]

FUCK YEEEAAAAAAHHHH

[oblique spire]

Also uh

@final cedar

Fellow slave

Uh

T-72 Turms

MIG-23ML

[sage otter]

If I feel like tresspassing i'd just do it at a random person's place so I can steal to pay the gym

[final cedar]

ew

[oblique spire]

[final cedar]

turms gross

[upper axle]

fair

[oblique spire]

[proud torrent]

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1698717616087482664

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Smash Smouth’s Steve Harwell has sadly passed away at the age of 56.

Likes

184

Twitter · Sep 4, 2023, 3:20 PM

[sage otter]

200 wtf, that spa better massage your balls clean

[midnight cloud]

Oh it does...the jakuzzi

Just dunk it in there like a teabag

[final cedar]

It's good that's why it's the VI meta

[sage otter]

I pay 17€ for mine but I have no jacuzzi and have to tolerate the fragile egos of 95% of the gym users

[midnight cloud]

That how do you even break egos at the gym?

[final cedar]

you don't want a jacuzzi in your gym

[oblique spire]

Yeah but MIG-23 so i can get the MIG-29 and the upcoming SU-27

[midnight cloud]

I thought we just get along in that place

[final cedar]

hmm, idk about em. Planes scare me

[sage otter]

They break themselves I don't have to do anything, that's how fragile they are

[oblique spire]

Good

[midnight cloud]

Weeny hut junior

[oblique spire]

Tbh I'll get both

just dont know which one first

[pastel quartz]

If they dont get their daily injection of bullshark testosterone they start to feel really insecure

[midnight cloud]

17 is a steal tho ngl

[final cedar]

next sale in a month

[sage otter]

It's just a bunch of 18yo zyzz who try to cause fights in the gym only to get smacked in the showers

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x0Fto6e-0AA?feature=share

[midnight cloud]

Awwww fuck that man

[oblique spire]

Correct

and then a sale at christmas

which

I will have someone else buy for me

because

yeah

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989306640819978240/1148260770958802944/87463776-8F7C-4553-AB28-EF619D0FF7E6.mp4

[final cedar]

in a month one could suck off like 50 folks. That's a good 250$ for premium tanks

[somber warren]

26 seconds and no one said the n word, Cod lobbies truely have changed

[tulip ravine]

What

[pastel quartz]

Smacked where (⊙_⊙)

[oblique spire]

[final cedar]

there's always money behind the wendy's dumpster

[odd sail]

you still get them in tarkov

[sage otter]

In their triangle looking jaw usually

[odd sail]

they moved there

[somber warren]

never had someone say a slur in voip

[tulip ravine]

Fuck you I have become the very thing I swore to destroy

[pastel quartz]

Waluigie chin

[odd sail]

i did say myself

so it counts

[somber warren]

[oblique spire]

[tulip ravine]

Brainfart German

[sage otter]

Except Waluigi is a chad, not insecure, and he gets bitches

[upper axle]

here's a great way to completely ruin a shithead gymbro's day: replace the protien powder he uses to make his roid goon shakes with a similar flavor of laxative, and watch him shit his entire ass when he goes for a lift.

[tulip ravine]

How are you my man

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/waluigi-gif-11316522

[somber warren]

i'm good how are you

[pastel quartz]

Homiesexual

[oblique spire]

Imagine Jaboopy's impressions in tarkov VOIP

[final cedar]

I made Punished Venom Scholz

[tulip ravine]

Incorrect

Exile

[oblique spire]

he could have people spare him just by doing an impression

[odd sail]

getting plowed

[tulip ravine]

I have joined the ranks of them

[somber warren]

Cum Olaf

[oblique spire]

nah ayo

[upper axle]

if i still played tarkov i'd be throwing nades at people while screaming profanities in the voice of patrick star.

[final cedar]

or Oglaf

[somber warren]

thats unfair i would die laughing

[oblique spire]

SO TRUE

[upper axle]

such is the risk you take when enabling VOIP in tarkov when i'm in the lobby

[sage otter]

sneaking prone in the forest
"gurenyaa, pritty boiii~ :3"
gets fucked by jaboopy firing 10rounds of 7.62

[oblique spire]

I would happily lose my kit to someone chucking an impact nade at my feet while yelling like patrick star or peter

[robust cove]

fucking amazing

[odd sail]

i would activate hax in self defence

[oblique spire]

what

[somber warren]

Its about the Cum Ex Conspiracy, long story short olaf scholz is corrupt af

[final cedar]

[oblique spire]

[sage otter]

Please don't to it, think about the therapy cost

[final cedar]

but maybe the therapist is hot

[carmine crown]

You gonna start doing your walls of texts in these?

[pastel quartz]

Maybe the therapist is a sexual predator

Thatd be a lucky catch

[upper axle]

inflicting severe psychic damage upon my enemies prior to killing them is a very enjoyable passtime.

[somber warren]

The Rapist

[upper axle]

shit, a bitch just might

[pastel quartz]

The rapey

[sage otter]

imagine hearing this echoing through Labs corridors

[final cedar]

the only thing different between a sexual predator and a therapist is a bit of space

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QoxPEyW9dOw?feature=share.

[upper axle]

OH YEA I CAN ALSO DO MEL BLANC YELLING REALLY WELL

ONE SEC

[pastel quartz]

I would just spam nade launcher until it stops

“FUCKING DIE“

[sage otter]

There is only 1 solution

2 frags per door you see

[pastel quartz]

The final solution

You might call it

[oblique spire]

Can you guess who is who

Crack whore
The Rapist
Fence
Skier
Pisskeeper
Mechanic
British cigarette man
Fat Fuck Jaeger

[sage otter]

Imagine being jaboopy's neighbor and just hearing like 8 different voices coming from this place

All screaming

[sage otter]

No explanantion, stops suddently only to leave you guessing when the next outburst will be

[upper axle]

dude my neighbor next door must think there's a HORRIBLY abusive polycule in my little addition behind the garage

she's a bitch tho so who cares

[sage otter]

Scream through her ventilation system

[upper axle]

i would just stand in my driveway in the middle of the night and scream some dumb shit if i wanted to be a dick

she sleeps with her windows open

and her bedroom is facing my property

[pastel quartz]

Ive lost my voice impersonation ability

Used to be able to do arthur morgan perfectly

[pastel quartz]

Mate that was me coughing into my mic

[upper axle]

why did you record yourself hacking up a lung? LOL

[pastel quartz]

Wtf is with discords voice isolation

[pastel quartz]

Shit was coming out of my mouth

Fuckin gnarly

[oblique spire]

@pastel quartz Do Nolzy

no balls

[uncut yew]

I used to be able to perfectly imitate Jørgen Leth, a Danish cycle sports commentator's voice to the point that I could convince people that it was actually him so long as they could not see me https://youtu.be/HGDkO5wBc-w?t=88

[upper axle]

[slender rock]

what?

[upper axle]

if you dont know, you're better off.

[oblique spire]

You stupid ni-

[slender rock]

noted

[slender rock]

HEY

😠

[oblique spire]

Mike Nolzy smh @pastel quartz

[oblique spire]

You know the one

SURELY

[upper axle]

im better.

[final cedar]

quick insult me

[oblique spire]

You stupid fucking ni-

[final cedar]

@pastel quartz

[slender rock]

/ban

[final cedar]

... bruh

what

[pastel quartz]

Yeah yeah hold on

[oblique spire]

what metro

[mint mist]

hiiiiiii

hi

[oblique spire]

[final cedar]

I figured everytime I have to insult someone I'll tag @pastel quartz

[mint mist]

somebody knows cute games??????

[mint mist]

i mean cute by good

cute isnt cute, im talking about good games

cute is ,, wicked '' for me

[final cedar]

Potionomics

[oblique spire]

@pastel quartz Nolzy, gonna go deliver some drugs are ya mate

[mint mist]

fucking deckbuilding game 💀

[final cedar]

Reccetear

[slender rock]

what have we all devolved into

christ

[upper axle]

classic internet moment, using extremely common words for a thing they dont fucking mean. play old school runescape or some shit idk

quake's a solid suggestion.

[mint mist]

pls no

[mint mist]

ok ur too old

[slender rock]

making bread

[upper axle]

I'M TWENTY TWO YEARS OLD, I'M PROBABLY YOUNGER THAN YOU.

[mint mist]

no, im 18

[slender rock]

what

[upper axle]

oh.

[mint mist]

why would anyone think theyre younger than me

[oblique spire]

Fuckin wheyyyyy

[mint mist]

i feel like im childish asf

[odd sail]

euphoria

[mint mist]

thats a game?

[odd sail]

it's a vn

[mint mist]

i know a terriblen etflix show with a name like that, hand a hentai but- eh

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJBagjnt06U

[ruby minnow]

man slow moving zombies are such a great concept

they're slow and stupid

but somehow still can kill a group of people

[upper axle]

gonna be blunt here. maturity is never something i judge age off of, 'cause i've worked at a shipyard with dudes in their 40s or 50s who act like high schoolers, and i've seen 18 year olds who are more mature than most 35 year olds.

[slender rock]

fraaaank, oh.... come on FRAAAAAAANK. FRAAAAAAAAANK

[odd sail]

ayo

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-soldier-demoman-kiss-gif-23518893

No balls

[mint mist]

pleasee nuud ont get banned

[pastel quartz]

Its two cartoon men kissing

Im not gonna get fuckin banned

[mint mist]

cluelss

[ruby minnow]

where is real men kissing

[odd sail]

the mods are homophobic

cuh

[final cedar]

@mint mist my niece sunk hours into this https://store.steampowered.com/app/666140/My_Time_At_Portia/

Steam

My Time At Portia

Start a new life in the enchanting town of Portia! Restore your Pa's neglected workshop to its former glory by fulfilling commissions, growing crops, raising animals, and befriending the quirky inhabitants of this charming post-apocalyptic land!Armed with your Pa's old handbook and workbench, you must gather, mine and craft your way to being cro...

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

31740

Metacritic

73

▶ Play video

[mint mist]

is your niece 12

[pastel quartz]

Im homophobic

[final cedar]

11

[pastel quartz]

🦈

[odd sail]

[final cedar]

what do you mean by cute

[ruby minnow]

i am racist

[upper axle]

@mint mist genuine suggestion, grab a ps1 and a ps2 emulator and play Ape Escape's entire trilogy.

[ruby minnow]

i really like F1

[slender rock]

I am just existing

[upper axle]

Ape Escape is fucking great.

[odd sail]

i like super GT

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-banned-gif-24526457

[upper axle]

everyone should play Ape Escape

[slender rock]

👍

[final cedar]

Ori and the blind forest is pretty cute

[odd sail]

-ckelback

[mint mist]

im really not that old dude

[pastel quartz]

Youre only racist if you like nascar

[final cedar]

Unpacking is chill

[odd sail]

make your niece play metro last light

[upper axle]

yea my point is you should experience some classics.

[final cedar]

Untitled goose game is pretty fun

[pastel quartz]

Make her play stalker

[odd sail]

nah metro is more cutesy

[upper axle]

fucking younguns need to learn to appreciate the good shit from back in the day.

Ape Escape is based.

[mint mist]

dude i cant play actual good games, or especially the ,, classics '' people talk about all the time

[oblique spire]

https://youtu.be/fG-qwtbyKqA?si=Zz_TN6fGJqGLAxlh

[pastel quartz]

FURRY, FACKIN KILL HIM LADS

[final cedar]

what do you mean "can't"

[oblique spire]

@pastel quartz

[mint mist]

i wont fucking touch your ape escape, monkey kinga, donkey klongy, unless i played it when i was a kid

sure, duke nukem? san andreas? i can touch them, but i dont have a reason to even think of touching ur games

for me ur classic game is just another game that has no value

[odd sail]

touch grass

[oblique spire]

Fuckin hell he's been busy watching em all

[mint mist]

every ac6, bg3, newest games, everything gets me bored long asf

[oblique spire]

wheyyy

[slender rock]

ayy wheyy

[final cedar]

so what was the last that you got into?

[upper axle]

trust me, you can play ape escape. it's a very accessible collect-a-thon in terms of skill required, and if you're meaning because you have no interest in older games you never played then may god have mercy on your wretched soul because ape escape is decently short in terms of main gameplay length and a genuinely enjoyable time.

[mint mist]

baldurs gate 3

[final cedar]

you just said you got bored by it

I mean what was the last you got immersed into

[mint mist]

yeah, get an emulator, something i never tried, jsut for a game that doesnt interest me in every way

[mint mist]

oh

[oblique spire]

Not watched all the Sassy yet

[mint mist]

eh.. immersed???

[oblique spire]

I do need to

[pastel quartz]

fucking gorgeous

[final cedar]

interested in long enough to continue playing

[pastel quartz]

i love how it just evolved from an MS paint shitpost to something genuinely beautiful

[mint mist]

i didnt really get immersed in any game recently
ac6 got me immersed for the first time i played it but, felt empty afterwards

[upper axle]

i mean it's either set up an emulator for PS1 games, (which is insanely easy) or pay like 20 bucks for a shittier emulated version on the PS store.

20 buck version runs worse too.

youve got LITERALLY nothing to lose here

[mint mist]

kingdoms and castles, just because i cant do a single thing in there, and i watned to finally succeed, to the core was nice but got overwhelming, eeh?? idk there isnt much, project highrise.. i tried i guess

[pastel quartz]

I think gamma fans just cant gauge difficulty

Ripping a BIOS out is a nightmare

[mint mist]

i think you are insane if you think i'll spend 20 bucks for something i'll enver even play, geez, i dont pay for real games, or especialyl shit like this

[final cedar]

ever tried don't feed the monkeys?

Papers please?

those aren't long games

[oblique spire]

I love how they just bully Clarence n shit

[upper axle]

are you even reading my posts? it's fucking FREE

[mint mist]

eh, id ont like these kind of games

[upper axle]

the bad version on the current hardware is 20 bucks

but the original is FREE

[pastel quartz]

Nah mate i liked when he stood up for himself at the end of big lez

[oblique spire]

"I'm not getting that, fuckin Clarence should get that"

"Clarence is fuckin K.Oed mate he's not getting any of em"

[final cedar]

Heretic is a fun boomer shooter

if you like duke nukem

[mint mist]

yeah, its free, just liek every game
in this one i need to waste time, for an emulator, and for the game

are you even reading my posts?? i have no fucking reaason to try your dogshit game??

[oblique spire]

nah no spoils fr fr

[mint mist]

there is nothing that looks appealing in yoru game

[pastel quartz]

You havent finished big lez but youre watching sassy?

[mint mist]

idk if i liked it, it was just nostalgic, and something i played when i was a kid

[pastel quartz]

Fuckin finish big lez mate

[upper axle]

anyway, i aint gonna keep arguing about it, but i am gonna call you a stubborn shit who wouldnt know a good game if it punched them

[oblique spire]

I willll

Eventually

[pastel quartz]

NOW

FINISH IT NOW

[mint mist]

then tell me what do you do in yoru game, you just run around the map??

get coins maybe? wowiee

or maybe there's story thats worse than every single movie and series

[final cedar]

Could give Space Marine a try, especially since the sequel is right around the corner

[sage otter]

ay wayno call down mate

[mint mist]

warhammer?

[final cedar]

yeah

[sage otter]

maja is a slaanesh enjoyer

[final cedar]

but it's a third person shooter that doesn't really need the lore to support it

[upper axle]

i mean if you do literally any research on the game before passing judgment you'd know it's a game where you run around different eras of history and catch monkeys in a net to send them back to the present, doing fun 3d platforming stuff in varied environments with a whole slew of interesting and whimsical gadgets, and the monkeys have different archetypes denoted by the color of their pants that gives a rough indicator of their general behaviors they'll do when you chase them.

[pastel quartz]

Jesus

[final cedar]

Prey and, come to think, Prey 2017 are also pretty good if you

[mint mist]

wow

[pastel quartz]

guys

[mint mist]

that sounds fun

[pastel quartz]

today i made a big achievement

[final cedar]

prey's intro is sooo good

[pastel quartz]

i 100% finished gta san andreas on my ps2

I played the PC version

Fucking unbearable

[final cedar]

||https://youtu.be/ocp8jc50u1c||

[pastel quartz]

Nothing works as its supposed to

And the controls are fucked

you installed silent patch and all this shit?

[upper axle]

it is, and it's genuinely a very fun game to just goof around with the controls. also worth noting that the soundtrack slaps. Soichi Terada is a baller composer and the game OST has a very happy kinda drum and bass feel

[mint mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/349276154118799391/1073349935430377613/attachment.gif

[pastel quartz]

It was fuckin pirated mate i couldnt mod it

[mint mist]

are u talkign abotu san andreas????

[sage otter]

[upper axle]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_iNX1E0MeYjovwspGP-mWWnjJab9qE2v

[pastel quartz]

bro

you can mod it

even if it was pirated

[pastel quartz]

What you fuck?

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1148233501515190464/1148287113490596010/af08f95f5ea6b69e7f885a3d457c827e.mp4

[mint mist]

no

its more of ,, wtf are u talking about ''

[upper axle]

fucking based gadget for finding that last monkey hiding from you

[final cedar]

Saint's Row 2 & 3

[pastel quartz]

Ah

[oblique spire]

gn brainfart

[final cedar]

add saints row gat out of hell

[odd sail]

been a while since anyone mentioned saint's row

gn llama

[oblique spire]

i must watch more nolzy tmr

[mint mist]

i overfucked 3
and 2 is unplayable on pc, 30fps ;-;

[odd sail]

kiss your homies goodnight

[mint mist]

jesus that one was the worst

[pastel quartz]

Finish big lez

[oblique spire]

He's a schitz cunt

[pastel quartz]

You munter

[sage otter]

Pretty neat tool to read brainfart chat aswell

[upper axle]

[oblique spire]

Eventually

[final cedar]

still better than the new one

[oblique spire]

Its like 4 hours start to finish

[pastel quartz]

Nah mate fuckin asap

[final cedar]

[mint mist]

i prefer to be stunlocked on 2 and 3

[inland jackal]

Eeehhh. I mean. I liked it but it's just... Not saints row.

[oblique spire]

Then i got sassy

[mint mist]

true

[pastel quartz]

Dont watch anything before big lez youll ruin it for yourself

[mint mist]

omg ur a furry

[sage otter]

Wait wait wait so you've never seen Choomah island III ?

[inland jackal]

Hi :3

[mint mist]

hii

[upper axle]

ok genuine question tho

[pastel quartz]

Shoot

[upper axle]

how WOULD a minion hang themself? they dont have a neck

[inland jackal]

Why does that minion have asscheeks?

[mint mist]

they dont hgave necks tho

[final cedar]

You tried Kingdom Cum Delivery?

[pastel quartz]

Why are the asscheeks the thing you notice

[oblique spire]

Wheyyyyy I'll watch em in whatever order nolzy tells me mate

[upper axle]

like....a noose kinda just doesnt fucking work with minions.

[sage otter]

Everything has a neck if you tie it tight enough

[mint mist]

isnt that the one with henry

[final cedar]

ye

[oblique spire]

uhhhh

[mint mist]

i watched it

[final cedar]

best boy henry

[oblique spire]

i forgor

[mint mist]

i dotn wanna play it tho

[upper axle]

i hate that i knew exactly what you meant by this.

[final cedar]

polish hunting simulator 3?

[mint mist]

e???

[pastel quartz]

Choomah island 3 is season 4

[final cedar]

Witcher 3

[inland jackal]

Because i know ass when I see ass

[mint mist]

what

[upper axle]

kinda like how people know what i mean when i call it "Balls Hurt Gay 3"

[pastel quartz]

Oh yeah?