🎪bruh-fart

[final cedar]

screw the "why be another one" point. You got passion behind it so just do it who cares

[pastel quartz]

i want to argue but that is true

[final cedar]

they don't deserve it

[stone shoal]

I don't think this is gonna enlighten anyone tbh

Would be funny for those already enlighted tho

[final cedar]

Then we knew Banzai before he blew up

rember us

[stone shoal]

Brainfart remberance

[pastel quartz]

if you do nothing but hypothesize then you lose touch with reality

besides, it feels better if youre expecting the worst.

[final cedar]

I'm gonna signal boost you by auto playing your vids on my clients Vms

[stone shoal]

Do the Tea trick

[pastel quartz]

go fuck yourself then we wont talk

[final cedar]

what da tea trick

[heavy halo]

whats going on

why is there infighting

[stone shoal]

Open a copy of the video on a different window, although tbh that actually only works for streams

[final cedar]

@pastel quartz got sperm cramps

[stone shoal]

Teadrinker showed that one

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZBIsHTz_HE

[heavy halo]

that a thing???

[final cedar]

apparently

[heavy halo]

oooooh

U mean like

[final cedar]

[heavy halo]

testicular tearsion?

[final cedar]

that face

[pastel quartz]

my balls are twisted cuz yall have been nothing but dickheads lmao

[final cedar]

you got brainfart exile on you

[slender rock]

the bell hit at the end, jesus

peak depresso

[slender rock]

sounds like a personal issue

[pastel quartz]

youve got issues if you think fucking discord roles bestow superiority and inferiority

[tulip ravine]

We are knobs to eachother it’s what makes this chat fun

[pastel quartz]

not to me apparently

[final cedar]

right?

I love that clip, even tho it's most probably staged to get them simps supporting

[tulip ravine]

Metro used be a right cunt to me

[final cedar]

[slender rock]

I mean perhaps but, I felt it

[pastel quartz]

what

[slender rock]

like Same

[pastel quartz]

dude im actually tripping balls

i read that as "nice to each other"

[final cedar]

yeah. I forgot why that was. Must've been when I got the army speed for the first time

[slender rock]

stop doing drug homie

no droog

[pastel quartz]

hard to avoid when no matter where i go im just shat on XD

[tulip ravine]

Don’t take shit personally, I can guarantee if someone actually had a problem with you here they would just block you

[slender rock]

have you tried logging off of the internet and touching grass for a bit

[heavy halo]

welcome to my life

[tulip ravine]

To be fair I was brand new and trying to “establish myself” you could say, and I didn’t know the lay of the land so I can understand why

[slender rock]

shuuuuuddaup

[pastel quartz]

im a fucking sperg i cant tell the difference between "making fun of" and "shitting on"

[heavy halo]

[final cedar]

Man, that reminds me that I need to fucking delete this account soon.

[pastel quartz]

if discord is your life then you need some serious therapy mate

[tulip ravine]

What have you done

[empty pulsar]

Most peaceful Saturday night in #🎪bruh-fart I see

[patent ginkgo]

@pastel quartz how did you get yourself exiled already lmao

Also

[tulip ravine]

are you truly a brainfarter if you haven’t shit on someone atleast once

[final cedar]

Too much metadata

[pastel quartz]

didnt install gamma

[tulip ravine]

Initiation

[pastel quartz]

oh i shit on people constantly i just dont like return fire

[patent ginkgo]

I thought that was just a newcomer exile, when did the brainfart exile happen

[tulip ravine]

I can tell with how you was talking to me before mate

[final cedar]

prolly meme'd to hard in newbies

[pastel quartz]

yep

[wet wave]

atleast you are honest about it lol

[tulip ravine]

I still say to this day I respect more when people join in and laugh at it rather then go on the defensive

[patent ginkgo]

Based

[heavy halo]

problem? :3

ive has 3 therapist

None helped

_<

[pastel quartz]

do not care

[tulip ravine]

Or erp in rp

[pastel quartz]

tell your 4th therapist about it

[heavy halo]

nuh uh :3

[uncut obsidian]

the worst thing is that none of those erp'ers were exiled

[tulip ravine]

Infact that’s a perfect example of the humour here

[final cedar]

they're still amogus

[heavy halo]

Yeahs…

[tulip ravine]

Shit on people for erping yet it’s all in good fun… I think

[pastel quartz]

man im still new to the stalker community

[final cedar]

this is the gamma community.

it's much better

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck are blood suckers

[tulip ravine]

Basically make a wish on crack

[heavy halo]

blood

Suckers

[pastel quartz]

so basically the entire stalker community rn

[empty pulsar]

I’m trying to find when Josta shit on my room temp IQ in newbies when I couldn’t find a stash, shit was mad funny

[heavy halo]

I wonder

[final cedar]

they're going to suck your blood

[heavy halo]

Vampire

Ooooh

scary

[tulip ravine]

Newbie chat is prime shitting on grounds

[wet wave]

mutant leeches'

[empty pulsar]

[pastel quartz]

let me rephrase

[empty pulsar]

Absolutely

[tulip ravine]

It’s better to sink in the shit then shit in the sink

[pastel quartz]

why is there stigma around bloodsuckers and why can i get banned for them?

[patent ginkgo]

Bloodussy

[tulip ravine]

Exile is more a holiday then a punishment at this point

[wet wave]

stigma dick in a bloodsucker lmaoooo

[empty pulsar]

I have to remind myself that I was stupid myself seven days ago when I downloaded this mf game when I see people ask “ehh how fix gun” in there

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[pastel quartz]

commit swirly wirly

[tulip ravine]

Ah fuck sake here we go with the mutant sex again

[patent ginkgo]

Theres a few memes about the freedom faction fucking bloodsuckers

[empty pulsar]

Just cuz they got suck in the name don’t mean…

[final cedar]

This is canon

[heavy halo]

Guys dont hate me for this

But i wanna start cosplaying

It seems fun

[pastel quartz]

dont worry we already hate you ❤️

[empty pulsar]

What do u think Petrenko does when he’s not manning the shop duh

[heavy halo]

Ya ikk

[tulip ravine]

That’s the spirit, you go champ

[pastel quartz]

i feel like im learning to ride a bike for the first time

[final cedar]

I know someone you could try

[heavy halo]

hm-?

[empty pulsar]

What in the absolute Chris Hansen fuck is that

[heavy halo]

❤️❤️

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bWXKi.gif

[heavy halo]

I dont get it

[pastel quartz]

and now i am become chris hansen

sitter of downs

[tulip ravine]

You’ve graduated when one of your posts gets atleast 4 Kek reacts

[empty pulsar]

No way, I was just watching a video about this game five mins ago

[zealous remnant]

bloodsucker witha gaped mouth

[final cedar]

yeah idk, too vague

[pastel quartz]

moustache

[heavy halo]

😨

you cant do that

[tulip ravine]

@winged phoenix wanna see a kinda hard shot from rugby yesterday

Is now the official top scorer in the clubs history

[wet wave]

i dont know rugby please explain

[oblique spire]

Ted

[tulip ravine]

Try is the main way of scoring

[oblique spire]

I almost killed a 3 man and got out with all the loot

but i died on the third

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1147716350823911474/image.png

[tulip ravine]

Like a touch down

But you have to touch the ball on the ground with downward pressure

[oblique spire]

I had an UMP

[pastel quartz]

fruit salad

[oblique spire]

One guy shot at me, i ran away, healed, he ran up

[empty pulsar]

bro looks old enough to me

[oblique spire]

I brrted him, looted him, ran further away into a bush, killed the 2nd guy

Waited as i heard a third

after 3 mins

[tulip ravine]

Oh my god… it’s even got a watermark

[oblique spire]

went out to loot because surely he ran away right

Looted, ran back towards my bush and got brrted

[final cedar]

could always go with something interesting like Ivan

[heavy halo]

WHAT IS THAT THING

[runic kernel]

Good morning brainfart

[final cedar]

Bless his heart

[pastel quartz]

my strat is go head first and save scum until i get it right

[tulip ravine]

I found a bullet in my bedroom today

[heavy halo]

Should i cosplay 2B

[crimson flame]

wait what? its pre approved but everything is handwritten?

[oblique spire]

Not Gamma 😔

[tulip ravine]

7.62x51 nato to be exact

[oblique spire]

Tarkov

[empty pulsar]

disassemble that shit

[heavy halo]

Free gunpowder

[pastel quartz]

saMe THiNg THeN

[crimson flame]

snort it

[oblique spire]

[heavy halo]

Yes. And

[tulip ravine]

Oh nah it’s already been shot, think I got it from a air show when I was like 15

[oblique spire]

Solo because I'm based

[empty pulsar]

bro enjoys endless pain

[pastel quartz]

i think i bought tarkov ages ago

[uncut obsidian]

the wiggle

[pastel quartz]

then forgot my login

so i couldnt play it

[slender rock]

[oblique spire]

I will now listen to after dark because i almost got the fat loot, so close yet so far

😔

[tulip ravine]

Pass reset and install SPT

[heavy halo]

Huh-?

[pastel quartz]

as the hours pass-

[oblique spire]

How I look at the rapist as she's healing me fr fr

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1147716350823911474/image.png

[slender rock]

2b is kinda over done

[final cedar]

also clear sign of dehydration

[slender rock]

[heavy halo]

hmm

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-banned-gif-24526457

[heavy halo]

i could cosplay

OH

BAMBIETTA FROM BLEACH

[heavy halo]

ooh thats gonna be expensive tho

[final cedar]

cosplay a functional human being

[tulip ravine]

im currently getting plans ready for prison architect

[heavy halo]

Her outfit is kin-

😨

[zealous remnant]

who?

[pastel quartz]

brain thought rimworld for a hot min there

[oblique spire]

Actually the fuck am I on, WE GOTTA GET FAT GAINS

[heavy halo]

Ill get. Apic

[high pike]

my knees are so sore guys

[tulip ravine]

paradox did fuck all for the game

[final cedar]

Actually good taste, I give you that

[tulip ravine]

released like 6 dlcs then just dipped

[high pike]

anyone have any good advice

[pastel quartz]

thats why we mod

[oblique spire]

He is totally listening to after dark rn

[final cedar]

or use kneepads

[zealous remnant]

if your knees are hurting maybe stop chasing that pay raise

[high pike]

no one listens to that old ass song anymore

[tulip ravine]

speaking of what music you all listening too

[uncut obsidian]

SPT players when they see a real person in an online game:

[empty pulsar]

FUCK paradox for making me simp for a company that makes funni map games where i can move funni militayr man arounda dn clik buttons aarahgaragahh

[oblique spire]

False

[tulip ravine]

hoi4 connsumed me for a good year and a half

[empty pulsar]

i am still being consumed by eu4 and ck3

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTfk1kZapPw

[final cedar]

24/7/365

[oblique spire]

this

[tulip ravine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBhmkmWaXSA&list=RDPBhmkmWaXSA&start_radio=1 what im bumping right now

[crimson flame]

but do you have the boobs

[high pike]

hold on..... 👀

[tulip ravine]

i wouldnt of expected anything else from you mate

[carmine crown]

Definitely worth 4k hours of your time and 200 dollars for dlc

[empty pulsar]

i've spent like 2x that

[heavy halo]

yeah

[carmine crown]

Damn you even got the tank skins

[pastel quartz]

what fucking VA voices that

[oblique spire]

LMFAO

[empty pulsar]

i even got into mapmaking cuz i wanted to make maps of my finished eu4 campoaigns

[heavy halo]

Dick question btw

wanna point that out

[final cedar]

someone who gets paid probably

[oblique spire]

They actually put Top Gun on the screen

Based F-14 pilots

[crimson flame]

its a joke, you can always wear pads lol, seen plenty of cosplayers do that. no one cares

[uncut obsidian]

can confirm

[slender rock]

that's getting pretty close to incel shit

[crimson flame]

heck boys love to wear latex boobies and crossdress

[slender rock]

"Whadda mean women on the internets reee"

[oblique spire]

Can confirm, been to Thailand multiple times

[final cedar]

the absence of tit would be preferable for cosplay most likely

[pastel quartz]

because your point is so small its usually not visible?

[uncut obsidian]

imagine one day you see your female neighbor with boobas but the next day it's a male without boobas

[high pike]

honestly

[zealous remnant]

@high pike what do you mean ❓ is the joke too blue collar?

[uncut obsidian]

what

[slender rock]

WHAT WAS THAT

Motherfucker

[high pike]

my bad

[slender rock]

we seent that

[pastel quartz]

lynch mob time

[slender rock]

nah nah

[high pike]

i know, but then i regretted it

[crimson flame]

exactly.
seen plenty of those in local ig circle where everyones face is glossed to perfection.
hard to see which one is real or no so i just refuse to care

[zealous remnant]

ok so basically, if you're blue collar and your knees hurt, you are sucking off your surpervisor for a pay raise

[slender rock]

nah be honest

[slender rock]

don't hide

[high pike]

jesus christ

[heavy halo]

😐

Ur hilarious man

[high pike]

you guys are like the FBI

[wet wave]

bruh

[pastel quartz]

im here all week

thank you

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to to1#9764

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[pastel quartz]

PT more like arm pit

[wet wave]

looks like the iron lung lol

[high pike]

am i being doxxed rn?

[carmine crown]

Exactly, just don't work hard

[slender rock]

doxxed?

[high pike]

look, im sorry alright, i just got embarrased

[empty pulsar]

pin this u won't

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-peter-quill-gif-10714752961103719111

[long spire]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-plants-vs-zombies-gif-24122604

[slender rock]

that's your profile picture you potato

[final cedar]

how old you bud?

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1131848718249889863/Screenshot_20230721-172053.jpg

[high pike]

you guys are pullingup all the recipts rn

[slender rock]

and doxxing, that's hardly even close to doxxing

pfft

[pastel quartz]

465, Welsh avenue, Pasadena, California.

[uncut obsidian]

California?

Nahhh

[high pike]

dont say things like that please

[long spire]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-black-guy-shocked-gif-27437284

[high pike]

i have a family

[pastel quartz]

i know

(:

[oblique spire]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[high pike]

and a well paying job, i just wanted to come let off some steam

[final cedar]

TOS

[zealous remnant]

and don't report injuries (you'll get fired if you're deemed a safety risk)

[long spire]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-tf2-kidney-failure-watermelon-you-have-mere-seconds-to-live-gif-20457739

[pastel quartz]

i didnt actually fucking doxx him

[long spire]

bruh what did i walk into

[pastel quartz]

moron

[final cedar]

discord don't care

[slender rock]

jesus

[oblique spire]

Rick Grimes

How's the apocalypse going

[high pike]

save me pls

[pastel quartz]

you seen how many elaborate fake doxx messages are sent on a daily basis on discord?

nobody is getting the boot

chillax

[long spire]

bruh you good?

[uncut obsidian]

zestimate?

[high pike]

no

[uncut obsidian]

is it like zesty estimate

[final cedar]

[heavy halo]

MY FUCKING LEG FELL ASLEEP

[carmine crown]

That's fucked up

[heavy halo]

I NEED MEDICAL SUPPORT

IMMEDIATELY

[wet wave]

X = -432 Y=1365
Your coords in minecraft

[empty pulsar]

Zillow estimate lol

[heavy halo]

HELPPPO

😭

[uncut obsidian]

eep with it

[heavy halo]

never

[high pike]

why are you guys so good with computers

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/758212252515303447/783817873918918676/image0.gif

[high pike]

i didint mean it alr, i dont want it succed any more

[oblique spire]

real

[final cedar]

why are you not

[pastel quartz]

bojangles thompson

[pastel quartz]

seasons 1-3 were fucking bangers man what went wrong

[uncut obsidian]

real me

[oblique spire]

real

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/realme-realme-x3superzoom-256gb-storage-12gbram-rich-gif-22436945

[long spire]

they fired the good producer

[pastel quartz]

i know i know

[wet wave]

its so sad that game of thrones ended on season 5 and the walking dead ended season 3

[pastel quartz]

it just kills me inside

[wet wave]

such cliffhangers

[high pike]

Part time*

[pastel quartz]

because they had lightning in a bottle

[uncut obsidian]

[long spire]

after they fired the good producer TWD went to shit

[oblique spire]

Season 1-3, golden, season 4, meh, season 5, ok let him cook, season 6, eh, season 7 , season 8 season 9 season 10-11

[tulip ravine]

opened prison
5 mins into free time
7 deaths and 5 escapes
See what happend
Gang 1 beat guard to death
Stole his keys
Beat a rival gang member to death
Booked it through front door when other guards were dealing with another gang fight

Man this game at times

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-kiss-gif-24602148

fuck it, gay tf2.

[uncut obsidian]

[high pike]

everything, i thought people were exaggerating when they said this show went downhill untill i watched it, biggest falloff in Tv history

[oblique spire]

Negan was the savior for the series honestly

[zealous remnant]

@heavy halo have you tried not chasing e boys?

[tulip ravine]

Other deaths were from other gang fight, one of them smuggled a fucking shotgun

[wet wave]

i still say game of thrones has that honor

[oblique spire]

Heh get it savior

[pastel quartz]

not even

[carmine crown]

Damn, that dog is getting a fade

[uncut obsidian]

newhat?

[pastel quartz]

he makes one episode great and then the rest of the season meanders and its so fucking boring

[heavy halo]

No

[oblique spire]

The only reason season 9-11 was even REMOTELY watchable is because of negan

[heavy halo]

have u ever tried being cool like me

[oblique spire]

Well, season 9 was interesting

whisperers go hard

[tulip ravine]

I’m going barbers tomorrow but I fully cannot be botherd

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/smug-smug-anime-smug-face-gif-23056382

[oblique spire]

Beta just fucking chokeslams ppl

[high pike]

iguess, but at least got ended, TWD is like a long stinking shit leaving a trail behind

[zealous remnant]

i don't need to try

[tulip ravine]

The guy spends a hour on a low skin fade

[final cedar]

what's gay about it? I kiss my homie like that everytime we meet

[pastel quartz]

you say that as if they were even remotely watchable in the first place

[oblique spire]

Negan

dumbass

[heavy halo]

do u guys think llama deserves to be unblocked

yes or no

[uncut obsidian]

Guys don't search "gazprom nigeria Wikipedia" in google

Worst mistake of my life

[slender rock]

Don't care? meow?

🤷‍♂️

[heavy halo]

MEOOOW!

mb

[high pike]

honestly the game was better tbh 🤷‍♂️

[heavy halo]

Intrusive thoughhts

[oblique spire]

Because of negan they were

If he wasnt in the show

wouldn't be watchable

season 9 maybe

[heavy halo]

Okay llama i see ur in here ur staying blocked sorry :3

[oblique spire]

season 10-11 unwatchable if he wasnt in

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-cat-dance-gif-19944303

[pastel quartz]

reach terminal velocity

[heavy halo]

what does this mean chat

[tulip ravine]

You don’t know what terminal velocity is

[heavy halo]

no

[tulip ravine]

The fuck did school teach you

[heavy halo]

i know what terminal illness is

[final cedar]

good thing you can filter out the "blocked user" message with ublock
Don't even notice meow gone that way

[heavy halo]

i have one

Metros lying

[zealous remnant]

how do you not know what terminal velocity means?

[heavy halo]

Metro would never block me

Metro loves me

[pastel quartz]

the highest possible velocity you can reach when falling, if you want to grossly oversimplify it.

[high pike]

he was skipping class thats why he doesnt know

[oblique spire]

ALSO

the biggest mistake for TWD was|| killing off carl||

[high pike]

but yes thats why its called ( Terminal = end ) Velocity

[final cedar]

who's carl

[pastel quartz]

(im telling him to kill himself dipshit)

[heavy halo]

Chmeese

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/carl-grimes-gif-22812436

[heavy halo]

Chmeese

[high pike]

Capcut

[final cedar]

is he the son of punisher guy?

[pastel quartz]

silly child

[empty pulsar]

what the absolute shit shoveling fuck did i just come back to

[oblique spire]

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bOUWk.gif

[uncut obsidian]

CapCut

[high pike]

???

[zealous remnant]

brain damage

[oblique spire]

Yes

it's a random gif

[pastel quartz]

i am brian damage

become brian

[slender rock]

fuck brian

[final cedar]

how was the guy cucking cowboy sheriff called?

[oblique spire]

Carl is Rick's child

[pure hatch]

it's not Carl, it's Coral

[high pike]

if he was the punishers son he wouldnt be the wuss he is in the show

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/last-chance-to-look-at-me-hector-breaking-bad-hector-hector-salamanca-gustavo-fring-gif-26722483

[oblique spire]

Little ass kicker is Shane's child

[heavy halo]

coraalll

[tulip ravine]

Speaking of that, I find it funny when people who used to find people weird who tried in school having 4 kids at 20 and saying they are a “distribution expert” for their job but they just take stock at a supermarket

[heavy halo]

lemme tell you sum

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bwqGw.gif

[heavy halo]

Lemme ask you sum

[oblique spire]

And by god little ass kicker kicks ass

[heavy halo]

Lemme tell you sum

[oblique spire]

Shut the fuck up meow

[final cedar]

hey wadda you know it really is punisher guy

[oblique spire]

Si.

[slender rock]

everyone shut the fuck up!

[final cedar]

no

why

[heavy halo]

no

[pastel quartz]

so we're just ignoring this @tulip ravine ?

[zealous remnant]

what if i dint?

[high pike]

@tulip ravine my bad

[pure hatch]

i love how John Bernthal is just called Punisher guy when i remember him the most as the asshole tank crew in Fury

[oblique spire]

Grady goes hard

[heavy halo]

I remember him as shane

[tulip ravine]

It’s right so

[heavy halo]

he was such a good character

[pure hatch]

"Now you killing, now you ain't"

great line

[tulip ravine]

Eh?

[slender rock]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[pastel quartz]

yeah. thought so. (:

[high pike]

wasnt there an episode where they got their hands on a Nuke?

[oblique spire]

Apart from him trying to sexually assault Lori

[high pike]

yeah i remember...

[carmine crown]

Calm the fuck down

[oblique spire]

Thermonuclear warhead or smth

[pastel quartz]

only good thing meowmachine has ever posted

[oblique spire]

They got 100 meters away and they're all fine

[tulip ravine]

It’s why certain animals cannot die from falling no matter how high they are, I’m pretty sure ants can’t

[high pike]

the forgotten fallout prequel

[oblique spire]

real

[final cedar]

Or the drug dealer turned broker in Wolf of Wallstreet

[heavy halo]

How would u know

[pastel quartz]

squirrels, too light.

[heavy halo]

Ur new

i outrank you in terms of exile power

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bWkRS.gif

[oblique spire]

@pastel quartz is already better then meow

[pure hatch]

wasn't Jon also in HBO's Pacific?

[pastel quartz]

sorry you mean incel power?

[tulip ravine]

Even the exiles have a hierarchy now fuck sake

[heavy halo]

That’s something you’d know alot about wouldnt you?

[zealous remnant]

all of you are bottoms

[pastel quartz]

im 6'1

[tulip ravine]

Charging up the incel power Fr

[high pike]

the real main character 😮‍💨

[pastel quartz]

mans engaging his mega drive

[heavy halo]

Me

[pastel quartz]

finna blast us with his virginity

[slender rock]

really bottom energy

[high pike]

bottom?

[pure hatch]

least retarded brainfart convo right here people

[high pike]

Im the Top G wdytb

[pastel quartz]

YAY

[zealous remnant]

you already posted this

[pastel quartz]

cheers to that

[tulip ravine]

Post it again a hour later

[pastel quartz]

best channel in the server

[heavy halo]

Shush

[zealous remnant]

make me

[high pike]

its really lawless in here

[heavy halo]

:(

[tulip ravine]

It isn’t lawless

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-soldier-demoman-kiss-gif-23518893

more gay tf2

[tulip ravine]

Fuck around and find out

[heavy halo]

I AM THE LAW

[zealous remnant]

me and who?

[pure hatch]

mods occassionaly come to regulate shit if it gets too political

[zealous remnant]

just political?

[pastel quartz]

nobody particular

[high pike]

is what i said too political?

[pure hatch]

idk dude

[high pike]

almost got exposed less than 10 minutes ago

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-tf2-tf2-kiss-gif-26316811

[tulip ravine]

Me and the guy who finally had the thought to bring a 5 drums to last game I went to and can actually play them properly

[zealous remnant]

yes and?

[heavy halo]

Even me?

[pastel quartz]

no

[high pike]

that image is very crazy

you said that in confidence?

real asf i cant lie

[tulip ravine]

@pastel quartz how far is Gretna green from the border

[high pike]

why is it so passionate?

[pastel quartz]

ITS 20 GIGABYTES AND MY INTERNET IS SHIT

[tulip ravine]

What

[runic kernel]

Hi Hydro Hi llama

[pastel quartz]

let me cook mf

[tulip ravine]

Are you good mate

[final cedar]

when you know a homie forever you can lean in, I mean the trust is there already

[pastel quartz]

youre asking me questions to see if ive installed

im telling you it takes a while

[zealous remnant]

i mean, if you're able to slam me into a wall...

[tulip ravine]

What drugs have you taken

[heavy halo]

i think i can-?

[high pike]

what the fuck is this???

[runic kernel]

Hi metro Hi meowmachine

[heavy halo]

ITS ME

[pastel quartz]

ket, molly, weed, shrooms-

[heavy halo]

DONT LEAK THAT PIC

[final cedar]

pretendine, 40mg

[heavy halo]

😭

[tulip ravine]

You in a k hole there la

[upper axle]

IDK shit about whatever show this is but damn if i dont feel targeted by this meme.

[heavy halo]

Omg

Jaboopy?

[pastel quartz]

not as of rn

[high pike]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? someone please answer me

[pastel quartz]

but tomorrow definitely

[final cedar]

aromatics go hard

[oblique spire]

ALO CATBOY ❤️

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zqh6JiGLSt0?feature=share

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[oblique spire]

Why can't meow be like catboy honestly

[high pike]

couldnt you guys save this conversation for wednsday or something?

[tulip ravine]

Jabooby

[heavy halo]

hiii

Hru

[upper axle]

nah that shit will fuck you up six ways from sunday, keep your room VENTED if you're using hoppes 9 gun cleaning solvent

[pure hatch]

that means meow needs to remove 10 extra chromosomes which is a seriously difficult task

[heavy halo]

No way its le engineer

[pastel quartz]

demon slayer more like FUCKING UNADULTERATED DOGSHIT PIECE OF FUCKING CUNT BASTARD SHIT FILTH

[oblique spire]

True, very true

[heavy halo]

didnt u suggest i eat chocolate right?

[carmine crown]

https://tenor.com/view/now-that-i-think-about-it-guy-with-lightning-now-that-i-think-about-it-that-black-guy-with-the-lightning-makes-a-good-point-gif-24607318

[heavy halo]

for the cramps?

[pure hatch]

lmfao, i'd suggest lead induced therapy

[tulip ravine]

You know the rules if your gonna rant you have to do it in Scottish

[upper axle]

what is this guy babbling on about? huh?

[heavy halo]

😭

[runic kernel]

Hi jaboopy Hi Le Engineer

[upper axle]

dude this image slaps

amazing.

[pure hatch]

you will be spared because that is a bulldog, which i do have one as a friend

[carmine crown]

What are they feeding that thing

[pastel quartz]

YER FUCKIN SHITE TELE SHOW YE STUPIT BASTART, OH IM GONNAE GIE YOU A SLAP ROOND YER FUCKIN LUG LAD AND SEND YEAH PELTIN' IT BACK TAE YER MAWS BASEMENT-

[heavy halo]

Souls of toddlers

[pure hatch]

my guy is just silently judging me

[heavy halo]

Delicious meal

[upper axle]

ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE MY SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT, AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS, AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE, JUST SO I CAN KICK THEM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET! YA TWAT!

[oblique spire]

https://youtu.be/zNCbx278URM?si=m6LwsMcojs0PRNpi

[heavy halo]

😭

[tulip ravine]

My dog clawed his way up my front garden fence today like the wwz zombies climbing up the wall

[heavy halo]

Anal bead?

[pastel quartz]

sulphuric acid? :3

[pure hatch]

based dog

[tulip ravine]

Bro just went aight I’m out

[heavy halo]

Thats the first thing i read

[tulip ravine]

He’s not even 1 year old yet

[pure hatch]

mine nearly fucking yoinked my new shirt

[tulip ravine]

Cocker spaniel’s

[heavy halo]

Wrong! Its sulfuric acid!

AHHHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH

[upper axle]

the fact your eyes were immediately drawn to that particular set of words is very telling

[final cedar]

it's the amyl acetate, stuff will literally put you to sleep

[pure hatch]

my dog's turned 1 last month lmfao
and yeah, spaniels are feisty as hell

[heavy halo]

Whats it tell

[tulip ravine]

He’s a soft bastard when he’s tired, just comes up and curls up under my neck or something like that, sleeps all night

[upper axle]

thank you kindly for the embeddable video version, i'll be saving this one.

[zealous remnant]

[pure hatch]

mine is either sleeping or wreaking havoc
it's the life that frenchie loves

[pastel quartz]

YOU DINNAE GIE ME BACKCHAT YOU FUCKIN YANKEE SURFBOARD PRICK, IM GONNAE STUFF YER HEED IN A TOASTER PAL, MAKE YE FUCKIN PANNED BREED MATE. SO DINNAE CRAW AND SHOUT ABOUT YER FUCKIN ANAL BEADS WHEN YE KEN WELL ANAW THAT I COULD COME AE YOUR GAFF THE NOW AND KICK YER FUCKIN HEED IN PAL, DINNAE START SHITE-

[zealous remnant]

i am sobern't

[upper axle]

yknow what's fucked up? if i wanted to put in some effort i could speak in pretty near perfect shakespeare era english to flex on you.

im tired rn tho so i am not gonna do that. some other time tho.

[pastel quartz]

one small problem

[tulip ravine]

Where did you get Shakespeare from

[pastel quartz]

i hate that english cunt

so its not a flex

[oblique spire]

guys

[upper axle]

like, where did i learn it, or why did i think of it?

[oblique spire]

Average trip to bunnings

[tulip ravine]

Why did you think of it

[upper axle]

to give an honest answer, i dont fucking know.

[pastel quartz]

im menstruating

[heavy halo]

MY FOODS TAKING LONG TO GET HERE

URHGHHH

[tulip ravine]

Just wait for it

[heavy halo]

its been 30 minutes

Thats too long

[tulip ravine]

Ring them and cancel the order

[upper axle]

my brain does the most insane tangental thought lines sometimes and it's so bad even i dont know how they start most of the time

[tulip ravine]

[heavy halo]

[oblique spire]

Then get off your ass and go down and order it

[zealous remnant]

Have you tried cooking for yourself?

[tulip ravine]

Not even ordered the food yet

[pastel quartz]

americans having to wait any length of time for their food:

[tulip ravine]

Starts screaming at a random delivery guy

[heavy halo]

😨

Wow ifs

Its almost like i NEED to cook

for my job

and for family

woah…

[carmine crown]

Fat fucks gotta eat

[zealous remnant]

i know nothing about you except you claim to be a woman

[pastel quartz]

sorry we didnt pay enough attention because we dont give a shite about you m8

[zealous remnant]

and you don't shower

[heavy halo]

is that what your parents said to you after neglecting you half your life?

[tulip ravine]

How do you not shower unless you bath

[carmine crown]

Just mute meow machine, best decision of my life

[pastel quartz]

what an epic comeback

truly applause worthy

👏

[heavy halo]

Only thing worth an applause will be the day you’re 6 feet under

Ill spit on your grave

[pastel quartz]

[zealous remnant]

do I need to, like, UPS you banana bread?

spit in my mouth

[heavy halo]

i like lemon bread more

[zealous remnant]

uwu

[heavy halo]

.

[pastel quartz]

its funny, there really wont be much of a difference when im dead

because i still wont give a shit about you

[heavy halo]

or is that you none of your family will mourn you

[zealous remnant]

looks easy enough

[heavy halo]

The reason there wont be a difference is because you’re a shut in loser and your current life is as good as being dead

[tulip ravine]

Chat is this a grab popcorn moment

[pastel quartz]

ong i love this guy

its like poking a hornets nest with a stick

[heavy halo]

i mean the entire chat got you riled up earlier, you’re no different than me

[pastel quartz]

bzzzzzzzzz

hornets

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[heavy halo]

Yeah thats what i thought punk

[pastel quartz]

"punk"

[heavy halo]

Thats what you are

[pastel quartz]

man speedran to pension age

[tulip ravine]

Yoo I forgot we got a bunch of Greg’s sausage rolls and bakes in freezer let’s gooo

[heavy halo]

Yummy

[tulip ravine]

Step mum runs a low cost food shop for those who need it, some stuff can’t go in the store so she just gives it to us

[pastel quartz]

"punk"

im still giggling at that

[heavy halo]

I thought you killed yoursef after going silent for so long

[tulip ravine]

It’s actually a pretty decent shop, you can get tins of soup where the tins are dented for like 5p (they won’t put them on shop shelves so they give them to shops like hers for free)

[zealous remnant]

ow
tripped over my hex bar

[heavy halo]

ow

[pastel quartz]

no youre just retarded and its very funny

[heavy halo]

i mean you’re trying really hard to be unique

[zealous remnant]

should I an haircut?
hair measures 14"

[pastel quartz]

would rather do that than be you my G

[heavy halo]

keyword try

You’re just another loser bum lnao

[pastel quartz]

maybe youre attaching that stereotype to me as a cope?

🦈

[heavy halo]

Not really a stereotype when thats what you are lmao

[pastel quartz]

how would that not make it a stereotype

lmao what

what you said doesnt even make sense

[heavy halo]

And you call me retarded

[pastel quartz]

"its not a stereotype if you fit the stereotype"

my guy what

[heavy halo]

How is that close to what i said

[tulip ravine]

What stereotype are we even on about here

[heavy halo]

Nothing hes just being a dickhead

[pastel quartz]

idfk this guy is giving me the giggles

[slender rock]

We've already addressed meow's personality traits

this is nothing new

moving on

[pastel quartz]

turns out hes really easy to annoy too

its fun

[slender rock]

maybe you're being trolled btw

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[heavy halo]

no you’re just really irritating

[slender rock]

lol?

[pastel quartz]

tbf this guy does seem pretty unreal

[heavy halo]

Literally from the moment you started talking in the server nobody liked you

[pastel quartz]

shush

we are not conversing

silence

[heavy halo]

fuck you

[pastel quartz]

[oblique spire]

[zealous remnant]

have you tried?
blocking?

actually, no, then it wouldn't be funny

[pure hatch]

man i love brainfart

moving here was a good idea

[heavy halo]

i might

[pastel quartz]

now youve given him the bloody idea

mong

[zealous remnant]

[pure hatch]

seeing the straw hat, that's probably somewhere in Asia, Southeast specifically

awww, the funny video is gone

[pastel quartz]

its not real lmao

[zealous remnant]

be nice if GAMMA supported discord streaming but its only by screen sharing and I really don't want another server seeing this channel

[pure hatch]

[fallow trellis]

wrong video i apologize

[heavy halo]

I cant even use any vc channels

[pastel quartz]

dont care

[heavy halo]

Shut the fuck upppp

[pastel quartz]

no

[heavy halo]

MY FOOD CAME

hooraay

[pastel quartz]

dont care

[heavy halo]

Have you ever considered putting a 12g shotgun to your chin and pulling the trigger by any chance ❤️

[zealous remnant]

slow
don't tip

[heavy halo]

Thats crazy

They didn’t even get my fucking order right

[pure hatch]

11/10 writing
Obsidian never disappoints

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h7tvQnyoj0 nice bidya laddy

[pastel quartz]

wouldnt want to wast a shell when it could be used on you instead

[slender rock]

or RUST

🙂

[zealous remnant]

can you won't?

[heavy halo]

Nah people would actually miss me

[pastel quartz]

why?

[slender rock]

yes

[pastel quartz]

okay then?

[heavy halo]

How do you fuck up a cheeseburger

[fallow trellis]

racism

[pure hatch]

i still remember when the new york times reported that Postal 1 had you killing kids when it didnt
it's one of those things Vince would never cross the line
he told the writer to take down the false article, writer declined which led to Vince threatening to come there and strangle the guy
Feds got involved

[pastel quartz]

vince is kickass

[pure hatch]

hell yeah he is

[pastel quartz]

i got in contact with him when i was making that vid

he actually answered some of my questions about the game

what he could remember anyway

[pure hatch]

even in the late 90s, new york times was a piece of shit news source lmfao

[pastel quartz]

would just like to take a minute to acknowledge how my man expected me to be shocked by this disturbing revelation

oh my god you searched "culture shock" and scrolled like two pages

[fallow trellis]

fat

[pastel quartz]

snek

[pure hatch]

fat danger noodle

[pastel quartz]

malicious spaghetti

[pure hatch]

legless lizard

[pastel quartz]

rambunctious reptile

[pure hatch]

long boi

[pastel quartz]

long lad

[pure hatch]

2 eyed snek

[zealous remnant]

boil water for tea
completely forget about it

fugg :DDDDD

[pure hatch]

lmfao

[pastel quartz]

water is overcooked
wait what

[odd sail]

what the fuck is happening here

[pure hatch]

i remember forgetting i had tea, fucking drank it lukewarm

[pastel quartz]

i do that constantly

[pure hatch]

meow got into a fight with Jacket from the hit indie game Hotline Miami

[pastel quartz]

whenever i wake up my old man makes me a cup of tea and then i drink it like 2 hours later when ive ACTUALLY woken up

[pure hatch]

lukewarm tea just does not taste right

[zealous remnant]

I can't drink cold tea anymore

luke warm is borderline

[pure hatch]

the only cold tea i can think of is milk tea which is a fucking crime

[pastel quartz]

nothing about lukewarm tea is right, not just the taste

[pure hatch]

i swear some weird science bullshit happened which is why lukewarm tea tastes off

[zealous remnant]

I don't know what's worse
cold tea or tea leaves that have been steeped way too long
both are the result of forgetting

[pastel quartz]

bing bong electron

magic

[pure hatch]

you forgot the motherfuckers who squeeze the tea bag

[pastel quartz]

i like strong ass tea

mostly because i flood it with milk

so the stronger it is the more tea-y it tastes

[pastel quartz]

looks like weed

[pure hatch]

can't get any worse than that for Detroit

[pastel quartz]

your imaginary girlfriend?

sorry mate I don't think she exists

[pure hatch]

oh boy, here we fucking go again

[slender rock]

I am shocked you didn't share it with us, I am hurt

[slender rock]

😦

[zealous remnant]

I'll be @heavy halo gf...

[pastel quartz]

i mean, its there

[slender rock]

@pastel quartz you're welcome

[pastel quartz]

not really in a hurry to share it

[zealous remnant]

disclaimer: I am not sober

[slender rock]

gotta self promote like a gremlin bro

[pastel quartz]

i havent uploaded in a good bit

have a tf2 vid in the works rn but struggling to finish it

[slender rock]

mood

creative block n all

[pure hatch]

iirc, Steineil Ammunition is making new 7.62 french long cartridges
i could be wrong though

[pastel quartz]

nope

laziness

[slender rock]

:/

[pure hatch]

i suffer from both creative block and laziness
stuck writing an arc

[heavy halo]

so um

[pastel quartz]

need to find a notable clip to end the video on but just cant find anything that works

[heavy halo]

thew up

after eating

[pastel quartz]

dont care

[slender rock]

drink water

rinse mouth

[pastel quartz]

STOP IT

[heavy halo]

i rinsed mouth

[pastel quartz]

I WANT TO TORTURE HIM

[heavy halo]

my throat feels disgusting

[zealous remnant]

eat raw mashed potato mix

[slender rock]

^

[heavy halo]

huh-?

[slender rock]

eat something soft

[pastel quartz]

eat sand

[slender rock]

like mashpotato

scrambled egg

[pastel quartz]

what would happen if you ate sand

[carmine crown]

Sand, respectable choice

[slender rock]

nothing really?

[pastel quartz]

i assume it would just coagulate in your stomach and cause a blockage

[heavy halo]

you would turn into sand

[pastel quartz]

didnt ask

[slender rock]

if you ate heaps

[pure hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiyxnMa6118

[tulip ravine]

Why the fuck did I just randomly smell soap

[slender rock]

lol

[heavy halo]

me

i showered

[slender rock]

[pure hatch]

im fairly certain though that in some poor countries (cuba i think), they make cakes using sand as a primary ingredient
what hunger and poverty does to people

[zealous remnant]

about as believable as me having sex

[slender rock]

shower fixed now?

[heavy halo]

no...

[slender rock]

hm k

[heavy halo]

hi blur wyd tho

:3

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpNXb-6tahQ

[pastel quartz]

cant believe some people in scotland are driven to eating haggis

so horrific and sad

[slender rock]

its to weed out the weak no?

[pure hatch]

then there's the english with their fucking jellied eels and spotted dick

[pastel quartz]

this is scotland

[slender rock]

iron stomach training to eat rocks and sand?

[pastel quartz]

weak people dont exist

only idiots and chads

[slender rock]

childhood training though?

[heavy halo]

im gonna sleep

hey @pastel quartz wanna see a magic trick

[pastel quartz]

no

fuck off

[pastel quartz]

go to sleep

i dont care

go to sleep

get out of chat

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-happy-jumping-gif-26555219

[pure hatch]

jesus christ, is that light mode?

[slender rock]

lol

[heavy halo]

NO

ITS COTTON CANDY

[slender rock]

yes?

[heavy halo]

STOP SAYING ITS LIGHT MODE

[slender rock]

it's lightmode meow

[pure hatch]

if you're gonna be seeing light mode, fucking see the light of god

[zealous remnant]

imagine using lightmode lmao

[heavy halo]

its literally

[slender rock]

I'm disappointed in you

[heavy halo]

loo

[slender rock]

[pastel quartz]

swear ive deleted my entire gallery and it did nothing

[heavy halo]

ITS COTTON CANDY

[slender rock]

LIGGHT MODE

[pure hatch]

nah bro, that's light mode

[heavy halo]

COTTON CANDY

[pure hatch]

see the light of god for such heres\y

[heavy halo]

heres/y

[pure hatch]

yes

it's heresy but worse

trust me, am former catholic

[slender rock]

this is fucking disgusting

[heavy halo]

WTF

[slender rock]

[heavy halo]

U DONT VEN HAVE ICONS

[slender rock]

banned

[heavy halo]

U CANT JUDGE

[slender rock]

IRC mode chadage

[heavy halo]

if i changed my name you wouldnt even know who i am

[odd sail]

Why are these kids fighting for the 5th time in a row

[slender rock]

shush young one

[heavy halo]

omg hi vlad

[pure hatch]

meow doesn't have 10 extra chromosomes
he has 20

[heavy halo]

i tried the chocolate suggestion

[pure hatch]

who fucking uses light mode

[heavy halo]

it didnt really work

but the chocolate was yummy

[slender rock]

try purple

or you're banned

[heavy halo]

well correction, it helped but the pain was still there

[odd sail]

okay

[slender rock]

[heavy halo]

neverrrr

[pastel quartz]

please go to sleep

i dont want you on my screen

[heavy halo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

stop it

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/playful-giving-up-dying-dead-gif-23949548

[heavy halo]

NOOO

U CANT MAKE ME SHOWER

IM A CAT

[pastel quartz]

youre a fucking lemming mate

please go to bed

[odd sail]

both of you sleep ffs

[heavy halo]

Dont wanna

hi vlad :3

[odd sail]

Go sleep you lemur

[heavy halo]

Noooo

[pastel quartz]

then whats the point in him sleeping

[heavy halo]

[odd sail]

clowns

[pastel quartz]

i only want him to sleep because i dont want to see his cancer on my screen

[odd sail]

come back next morning bitchass