#🎪bruh-fart
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DELIGHT
yes?
dont curse, its fucking bad
im drunk man dont blame me D:
spierdalaj
ew u drink, blocekd
blame the alcohol
This is why you're here after all...
A jednak
devil made me do it
you should go for a drive
i stole some dudes bike to cycle home if that counts
wooo scary noises
drink more
Josta is Jostamazing
Oflin is Offline
is josta actually modidng???
okay im gonna order food and then download this shit
No he is addoning
love yall xx
get me a small peperoni please
i love u too, please stop drinking
moderating? oh yes
im the devil listen to me
he only listens to the bad devil
i dunno, burger, maybe a pizza
fake
Imma copy that meme real quick
can i send a scary gif
yes
scary gif
do not click it
i wont click this

yes
no wtf
ryan gosling is so cute, why disrespect him by calling him that hes qeoopjinopwqionion HOW could he even

omg!!!!!!!! hiiii @get real
i clicked this
wait who the fuck are u
Wait why did I @ him
Tell me that ferdynand kiepski isnt literally me
i thought ur the brian
he might be u

but he isnt ryan gosling
THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

Sorry 
Honest mistake
Ferdynand Kiepski is real, Ryan Gosling isnt
In the polish meme industry we have already made Ferdynand Kiepski oppenheimer lmao
Są rzeczy, które się nawet fizjologom nie śniły...
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Poland lore
Świat według kiepskich lore
it has 588 episodes, in which every single one of them has a piece of lore signed to its characters
10/10
-BETTER THAN BREAKING BAD-
netflix too bad for it
hey, breaking bad wasnt bad
it broke the bad
wdym
it cant be bad if it broke the bad
oh my god
im feeling the brainfart
How i sleep knowing Ill never be able to speak polish in my life
Most of the characters in Świat Według Kiepskich also died in 2020/2022, so [*].
if breaking bad broke teh bad on its own, then the bad is broken by it, beraking bad isnt bad by itself, it fixed it
learn slovakian, good alternative
the same as usual???
Just slightly less polish
And the jebany chuj paździoch was white
Fuck it, its brainfart. Imma teach you some polish
was pazdzioch like umm squidward
I have a slovak friend I like to annoy by accusing him of being hungarian. Pisses any central/eastern european off 
Paździoch is more of a Howard Hamlin
but german
and also
Oops wrong @
howard? the one from saul?
yes the one that got hugged by lalo
in season 6
hugged?
episode 7
true who tf is allo
Cześć you spell Chieshch
how can i say i wanna suck ur peepee, but cutely
Ssam ci chuja hihi
Cześć motherfucker
motherfucker is "Skurwysyn".
See I already sound like im swearing
Look, we dont say "ee", we say "i".
ssam is ,, i am sucking ''
i wanna is ,, i want to ''
If they offered a polish course at my uni I wouldve unironically have taken it over german
u scammed me!!!
wykurwiczna is a word??
god im fat waaaaaaaaaa
Wykurwiczna = Motherfucked
but Kurwa can mean multiple things
O kurwa = Oh shit, like the happy one
O TY KURWO = you fucking whore
e- my best friend would always say that to me
it is
pretty much the same thing
and Nowy Obóz is literally freedom
steck die scheis waffe weg
hiii welcome hiiii welciome
In poland its literally the most polish thing ever
Gothic is a german game but we say that witcher is german and gothic is polish lmao
Also, the witcher
literally me, Bezimienny.
i never heard that
I'd love to pray to the sleeper rn
Its called the sleeper in english? LMFAO
kill that bitch
bezimienny one shot it
then he killed the dragons
build my shack down the riverside, smoke weed all day
Omg another pole
send it in chat
brainfart is 18+ now
@austere shadow send it
We got baptised by czechia, which is now the most atheistic country, and poland is the most catholic one LMAOOO
Alrite
what does baptised mean
@austere shadow send it
In our religion
we are getting our head bathed
in water
oh
as a sign of being clear of sin
did poland get filled with water too?
in polish
had a fucking thunsami?
Can we petition to turn this channel into polish general?
Our king, Mieszko I.
I want polish general
To talk with ziomki
I wonder how big the polish stalker community is
We have some people
Actually i am into stalker because of
a "Angry German Kid" video in polish
rus, us, pl, and maybe ukraine are top 4
Cant be less than spanish or italian stalker fans, so I dont see why it cant be done
No way
but it fits so well
because we use voiceovers in movies
and it makes stalker feel like a movie
Is it decent voice acting or exaggerated?
Stalker cop intro in polishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To8aLleTfKc
Jest to intro z gry S.T.A.L.K.E.R Zew Prypeci. Z góry dzięki za obejrzenie filmiku i zachęcam do komętowania, oceniania i do subskrypcji mojego kanału na YouTube. Serdecznie pozdrawiam.
MONOLIT WALCZY !!!!
i feel like franek dolas
it does sound like ur in a movie 💀
teaching you guys
its literally almost the samea ctor
yall are still in brian chat?
It is the same actor
making all the lines
We call him a "Lektor"
❤️
we live here, we are a hivemind.
Who wouldve thought that i would teach polish in brainfart
You want some polish movies, guys?
Sami Swoi
im sorryyyyy, i had food to order D:
yess i want one good polsih movie, id always hear people talk about it in my family
idk which one was it tho
u could eat me
im kinda
worthless
Youre polish?
nooooooooo
well maybe, but this is a stalker server, we're all worthless.
Imma teach you the polish alphabet
Emotional support channel incoming
nicce
they wont know what ur talking about unless u talk it
"ty jestesz polsku?"
O PE ER ES TE U WU
BE CE sounds just like biiii and ciiiiii
KA IKS IGREK NO I ZET!
yes
This part sort of sounds like the german alphabet
the alphabet is the same as in english
Uwu~
How long has polish been latinized?
tak, ono jest dobry
We actually have german lessons in poland lmao
After war, before the soviet union collapsed
we had russian lessons
no, i mean, ur saying it as its spelled
but we wont understand it, what ur saing, is CE, which is said, CE
but if i'm not polish, i see CE as C and I
ciiiiiiiii
BARDZO dobry
like in default lagnuage
/avatar @solar obsidian
p!avatar @solar obsidian
Thank you
xqcL
huge bats
now
Polish? Being taught German? A bit suspicious 
I know
we also learn english
as our second language
and german as our third
i had russian :c
i have a polish friend who speaks german
but im also learning russian in duolingo LMAOOO
Now
trust me, all the smart poles go to germany for better QOL and education
I learn russian in duolingo to read metro in russian
ahhhhh kurwo ty
can u help me?
prozgam
Whats the biggest hurdle between Polish and Russian? The cyrillic alphabet?
e- what?
lets fight, who makes better polish swearing wins
3
2
1
TY KURWO JEBANA
SZMATO PIERDOLONA
co jest ono?
ŻEBYŚ ZDECHŁ
im boreddddd :C
i?
stop screaming pleasee
The fact that Bicycle in polish is Rower, and in russian its Velocipyet
help mee? :c
with what
with being bored? :_:
Anyone here from russia?
lol
goshhhh
So
no ur probably one of best people that acme in here for past months
My fingers kinda hurt from the typing
aw dzienkuje
don't u know idkk- any cute games? :C
can understand and speak polish but cant spell
zgrzybiały
oh well
no, u did it right
dzienkuje is a really cute way of saying it
tf2
dzienkuje is something a 3rd grader would say
i always use dzienki
no, making ortographical failures makes a person sound cute
thx
so its still correct?
wienc niestety nie jestem sułodki? :(((
aand i dont have polish letters, sometimes the a with a dash i need to say smth that helps it
idk, i remember one word that had to change it
preszpraszam?
mwhm! thanksiesssssss ;3
OMGGGGG!!!!! so cute
all the polish letters - ą, ż, ź, ś, ć.
co?
cute
pachniał jak perfumy
THATS HOW ITS SPELLED
wtf is wrong with u
ISTG
no
nic
no u
what do you need
nie on jest
How is "i am teaching" in russian?
i wonder if theres a cute way to say ,, i love u '' in polish
ja ucze
я учу
ya uchu
how can u read these fuckign eltters
i know some phrases and words off by heart, ive only been learning for about a month.
i had 3 years of russian and to the end i didnt learn anything
kocham cie
am fast learner
big smart
idk
i find it kinda boring
im more of an always sunny guy
what kind of fucked up version of chlopiec is that
chłopaki
it means
boys
but
i know
what did chlopak iz barakow get famous from? i remember the guy with glasses from something
is more strenghted up
"gapisz się na mój bebech?"
wtf my polish tutor been teaching me dawg
wtf they met snoop dog
wait
but its canadian tho?????
someone spoke polish and ive been learning for like a month
nah
and havent practiced much today
its popular in poland
I can teach you some
so
Wykurwiaj
means
get the fuck out
zabawka
means toy
sure its popular but?- its not polish?
we fuck
oh
Some people also say that gothic is polish, but it isnt
yeah i know how variable kurwa is
working on number 5 rn 😤
tak
Tak
Lets talk about variations of "tak
so
Tak
Dokładnie
Dosłownie
Oczywiście
yhy
okej
christ
dobra is just feminine version of good, no?
god ur gonna get muted for spam
dobra is enough
dosłownie ja
yea
dosłownie ty
or
jesus doslownei ja sounds retarded compared ot litertaly me
Podobny jak ja
wahh
podobny do mnie
Gonna learn polish just so I can understand wtf theyre saying in "hej sokoły" because that song slaps 
do u have a cute light blankie please
i wanna sleep
brainfart suddenly turning into a polish language course is still better than the usual cesspool happening
I can translate it
Hey
Hey
nie, lubie polsku.
Heeey eagles
the word "feminine" is reply bait for you
noted
i dont remember
i only know the song from the movie "Ogniem i mieczem"
no- i just wanted to reply to the last message u sent
the movie is gold
its literally that one movie with Baldwin IV
but its in poland
YES
WITH FIRE AND SWORD
IT SLAPS
also
POTOP
is amazing
and
PAN WOŁODYJOWSKI
i think the delivery boy is delivering to the wrong house
isnt potop a book
i remember some book about 3 boys, the only book i remember
potop is about the swedish attack
in 17th century
but not exactly
because
the main character is a little bit more complicated
he gets his life saved 3 times i think
hes a drunkass
Chłopcy z placu broni?
LMAOOO
Wait
drunk
isnt bad
in polish
Mf sweden bitched europe for decades before being overthrown. Dont underestimate them
im a scotsman that speaks rough polish, that explains why i love booze.
i have no idea, i remember it form amybe when iw as like, 11 or smth
LMAOOO
dude that hurt
i remember some attic thing
scotsman?
damn
scottish?
tak
tak
super
ciesze sie
Alright guys my head starts to hurt from the brainfart
imma go
i can kiss it
Good night everyone
wont help it, but i can
the hangover is kicking in
Cya brother
im out
you can kick it

hi out
you should
iloveu
i only vioelnce myself
sex immediately
ok
My face when poland is in fact lost
i love self edstruction
please save me
you advocating for ISIS bombings?
goodbye guys
cancelled

sounds like ur quoting the last radio thingie of poland
on twitter rn EXPOSING you
mlg 360 noscope comp #6969420
wont people take me into the army considering i became 18
im scaredd
waaaa
gotta break a leg
lucky bastard
i'd do it juts to kill ymeslf
i want to enlist but havent finished hs yet
surely it'll be my last number
yeah i dont see anything changed
whether you yourself changed, the world around you is as shitty as it was, or probably even worse at this point
Just thought i'd leave this little gem from #╟🔰☢newbies-chat here:
💀
no reason to give up though
and no reason to keep going
im an advocate for brutalist philosophy
no matter the failure just relentlessly try until you get it right
eh- i feel like its far easier to find reasons to give up than reasons to keep going
easier does not equal correct
though nothing is really correct
he needs to leave because stalker players are virgins
i play stalkre
yes.
you can go about life any way you want, as long as you refuse to yield.
yield, is surrendering?
yes
oh, well
kids in africa couldve eaten that tractor
please. maja alone is enough psy damage already
heh
kids in africa could have eaten that Bullpup SMG
Kids in Australia could have used those empty beer bottles
booo
stares at u
I CUM FRUM A LAN DOWN UNDA
nooo
How else are they supposed to glass british tourists, right?
free food pogchamp
i love u
More that they could use the bottles to play the song
same
i love you too
But yeas that too
@solar obsidian you've missed polish lessons just a moment ago here
and i love u
i dont want to learn polish now
oh man im starting to feel rough
this hangover is hitting like a truck
water time
you're losing a great opportunity
of
uhhhh

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww why do u have to drinkkkkk dude
comprehending the people who are hellbent on bothering beavers, for some reason?
is fun
"bebr" was the word?
i drink to forget my inability to install gamma
i can help u
bobr, bober in ours
bebras in ours
my way of forgetting doesnt work
what bebra means?
i get bored too frequently
drink
and god, if u get to bed, everything just comes back suddenly and u cant even sleep
cant be assed worrying about the past when i have shit to deal with in the present
It is done
yeah i have no present or the future, the only thing i have is the past
Emperor Delight
then fuck it
hehe cute
bruh
right
nothing. but there was a slang phrase several years ago, "nyuhay bebru", basically meaning "piss off"
im serious
who i was was the only reason that kept me going, and that eprson failed, and i have no reason to keep going??
there is no me
p!kurwa
anger or resentment
p!translate pl spite
spite
uraza
what???
u told me to go utside, out of spite
and u said, that spitue is anger
it's crystal all over again
thats not what i said at all
sorry to be like crystal
I really should start doing heroin
i didnt mean to
you should probably be able to spell it correctly before you even consider doing it
ok breaking good fan
why?
do herobrine
does herotoine exist
prior knowledge leads to a more informed and safe experience? idk its heroin, safe isnt the right word to use.
junkies dont know the word "safe"
treu1!!!!!!! fuck junkies
maybe that typo had a profound meaning, and I should actually do a heroine, whoever that is
I suppose
yeah then u should do some heroines
Junkies don't know the word clean either
u could use that logic in so many things
youre quite welcome to
Need some controller meat fr fr
no.. ew
oh god
Greta Thunblinkers
i can.. controll.. your meat??? whaT??

cock and ball torture
Front side
Fuck is going on here?
hiii
Spider eyes design mfs
black and white car?
I’m just talking about resources buddy calm down please
intelectual talk (idk how to spell it)
For the best
hi (sorry for my bad English)
hello
Twin turbo and I’m assuming a third somewhere on the intake under the hood
hiiiiiiii
people who can spell intelectuaul are the boulder carriers of society
Hello
what's up (I apologize profusely for being crude and inaccurate with my words and meanings)
pour yourself in your namesake and light a match for forgiveness
why ded
going to sleep.
you?
Dunk yourself in gasoline by bungie cording into it
ghi
that's not very cash money
just wasting time
It's not, it uses up a lot of cash money
Why so early, it’s only 3pm bro
the correct timezone says 23:44
^^^^^^^
hell yeah brother
EWWWWWWW ur american
23:44 gang
I was so fucking confused for a minute seeing this image
Correct time zone?
yes
My ability to process things
its rying
rying??
raining?
Europe?
raining
ryan gosling
I swear to god I saw the dress and thought it was a midget in that dress
Like I couldn't see the eyes
it was raining, and that guy was playing with me, and he took umbrella out
was adorable owo


And I see shit inside that image
same omg
Europe or Japan delight?
that isn't there
goodnight!!!! xqcl
europe
You can sleep but you can never silence the walls
Are you by where the stalker game was inspired by?
no biggie, i have a flamethrower
Call that pussy the matrix because I'm in it and I cannot get out
Like by chrynobl? 👀
ill save u time - Lithuania
Bro actually lives in stalker land that’s metal asf
how do i wake up
Lithuania, a small Ukrainian city
@high pike are u american?
stalker biome
Don’t worry about it, gn
quick
nobody in europe has homes, especially with doorcams
Have a good nap
im chronically bored
its 11pm, we are going inside a machine that'll freeze us for decades, not a nap
the longest snork mimimimimi
No
Neco Arc - Big Iron (AI Cover)
Неко Арк не растерялась и спела для фанатов Нью Вегаса.
Музыка:
https://youtu.be/pVc-JtoGrno
● я в вк - https://vk.com/og_guzok
● мой стим - https://steamcommunity.com/id/MrARTBUT
why is ur name named after a korean group
I did it first, they were on my dick
Back to the main topic
The main topic:
VR lovers lab mods?
Mmm, Charcoal
me when trying to heat up stuff in microwave
nuclear catastrophe
hi i love u
Some whores in here I see
forks dont beling in microwaves

they belong in the 2 holes in my walls
Golden
idk their name
being american is worse
Burger
umm
Burger
What the fuck is a Burger Plant?
e- idk?
i just said plant- burger seemed like a random word
u wanna match words? tell me before ;-;
I said Cayman Islands
Secret Planted Information Agents, Burgers, Planted in the ground, Planeted FBI CIA nightmare burgers.
god, thats even fuckingw orse
hes british
jesus tho- thatp lace looks like a place for rich people
Soylent-filled, CIA-FBI Joint-Ops burger Plants specifically designed to sell me Plant-based burgers in an attempt to shut down my pineal gland.
Where are you from love?
What?
eww.. is that real?
why are his eyes so different and stuff if its just hair soaked
you're imagining it
Before and after crack
cats don't do crack tho-
only humans are that stupid
Fine. Before and after that shit you give to cats to make them incredibly playful
Cat powder
Shuts them up
it makes them playful tho
and.. dont they have to play with you?
if a dog wants to play it either needs another dog or you to play with-
Cat crack
oh
i thought it was like weed, it was green i think
Catnip was cat crack
If Crack is an amphetamine I'm going to shoot myself in the foot
And I don't even own a gun
We'll find a way
Tally ho lads! Moment
can you help me?
pleaseee help meeeeee :c
depends?
im bored :c
but wihch one;c
Play Brigador
it's crack for the brain assuming you have enough supply
but i built up resistance for every crack, and its harder for me to find crack able to satisfy me
life is robloxC??
wtf why doesnt it explode
Comedic for it not to
ehh, my utorrent is broken ;c
You son of a bitch
whatttt
You do not pirate Brig a door
i do
Pirate Starfield
Garfield
That's a game
That sucks ass
and is therefore worth pirating
Garfield is not worth it because Garfield is just a copycat
of every other space ex game
I keep saying this
how about we pirate every game, especially nintendo video games
And will keep saying this till the end of time
And make bootleg free to play games that are infinitely superior to the official published games
pirate every single game 💯
how do u break a pc
no i-
That dude who gave back the source code to Starcraft

