🎪bruh-fart

[pure hatch]

guy's job is to give kids ptsd whilst hitting the griddy

[carmine crown]

Sounds like a good gig

[pure hatch]

frfr

[carmine crown]

Whats the name

[solar coral]

Jerma

[pure hatch]

Griffmass

[carmine crown]

You fucks give me two different names

[pure hatch]

it's Griffmass despite the fact Jerma would do the same shit tbh

[carmine crown]

Thanks man

[heavy halo]

GM CHAT

[young fulcrum]

It's after noon here

[heavy halo]

Its gm cuz i just woke up

[pure hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LehnGZDdXeo

[young fulcrum]

Okay fair enough good morning then

[lost tartan]

GB i see, good game

[oblique spire]

that took a turn

[pure hatch]

yeah, skycorp does a lot of that

[heavy halo]

:3

[odd sail]

good evening brainfart-oott

[young fulcrum]

Vlad, you've been here all day, don't greet us like you just showed up

[odd sail]

you have been here too

[odd sail]

good evening though, W-6R

[young fulcrum]

Yes, good evening to you as well Vlad. I hope you've been having a good day?

[odd sail]

i have had a good day, apart from my blocked nose

[young fulcrum]

Cold?

[odd sail]

yeah

i wanted to go have sushi with uni friends

[young fulcrum]

Fucking hate those, very annoying

[heavy halo]

if not friend

Why friend shaped

bobCAT

[mystic pivot]

Minions meme where

[devout hull]

whos gonna tell him

[inland jackal]

Hmm

[inland jackal]

Literally me

[tulip ravine]

Mike ohare memes my beloved

[stone shoal]

Me. Always. Every single time.

[inland jackal]

It's actually very easy to change my views.
However I am a spiteful bitch and I will make you suffer for it.

[stone shoal]

I am easily swayed to people and enjoy not ever forming my own opinion on things, but I also enjoy pissing people off who get way too into their own sauce

[inland jackal]

Ayyy

[stone shoal]

Hivemind thinking 🤝

[inland jackal]

I'm a part of the brainfart hivemind now

[stone shoal]

[tulip ravine]

@marsh widget the funniest part is the guy is fully open to the memes and invites them with his posts

[marsh widget]

the legend i love 90% his memes 😄

demon mommy

[tulip ravine]

He makes his own now

[mint mist]

true hes cute

[inland jackal]

Not man. Not hot.

[inland jackal]

Actually reminds me of the time I got brainfart shut down because an argument got a little heated between me and the entirety of brainfart

Fun times :3

[ruby minnow]

no it wasn't an argument between you and the whole brainfart

[inland jackal]

Like 3 people

That's a lot for brainfart

[stone shoal]

Wanna do it again?

[upper axle]

oh i did that twice in a day recently. ngl i'm being cautious as fuck lately with what i talk about just in case LMAO

[inland jackal]

Would it be funny?

[stone shoal]

Argument right now here and now right at this moment in time go go go

[solar coral]

starfield! just a day away

[inland jackal]

Absolutely

[solar coral]

i cant believe it

i am so happy about this information

can you believe it?

starfield

[ruby minnow]

a buggy mess yippie

[solar coral]

just a day away

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[solar coral]

at least i get it for free B)

[inland jackal]

But would I get gunned down by the closest mod?
Abso-fucking lutely

[stone shoal]

Woo! Can't wait for the Buyers Remorse faltering only several months later for everyone to unanimously agree that it was shit, AFTER they made their money off of you! Enjoy your human trains!

Will Starfield at least have mods?

[ruby minnow]

people actually pre-order games in 2023

[ruby minnow]

free mods will become paid

kek

[inland jackal]

Seriously? People still fall for that?

[pure hatch]

if Starfield's good, im gonna be happy
simply because Playstation fanboys on twitter will explode in anger
a literal salt to the wound with the fact PS Plus is getting a huge price increase

[ruby minnow]

Do not trust todds lies

[solar coral]

i had it for free so fuck you B)

[stone shoal]

Consolefriends deserve each other tbh.

[ruby minnow]

keep your expectations as low as possible

[pure hatch]

ik, i have zero plans on buying the game

[inland jackal]

I feel like games that try to push pre-orders are just guaranteed shitshow

[solar coral]

the only people who have the preorder rn are people who got it for free from AMD or somewhere else

[inland jackal]

Seriously. Fuck sony

[stone shoal]

This is acceptable, literally because you cannot fall for buyers remorse IF you got it for free.

[solar coral]

Literally if i didnt have the premium edition for completely 0 dollars i would NOT be excited

[ruby minnow]

fuck Microsoft too

[pure hatch]

they're the reason console exclusives still go on to this day, fuck them

[solar coral]

but like, a bethesda game for free

worth

[ruby minnow]

they're literally doing what rotschedild or whatever his name was with oil

[solar coral]

TBF the only games that become console exclusive nowadays are shit

[ruby minnow]

they're trying to become a monopoly over the game industry

that's bad

[inland jackal]

Microsoft is bad too.
But FUCK SONY

[solar coral]

i still want bloodborne remake though....

[inland jackal]

Not happening

Like i said

Fuck sony

[pure hatch]

this is true, but still fuck console exclusives
let gamers play whatever they want on any platform

[solar coral]

Thats what you think

[solar coral]

Piracy : i gotchu bro

[pure hatch]

i only want starfield to be good so the fanboys that perpetuate exclusivity deals get fucked in the ass

[solar coral]

LITERALLY

[inland jackal]

I will bet the last 7 dollars in my bank account that it won't

[ruby minnow]

i want starfield to be good so that Bethesda didn't release 3 bad rpgs in a row

[stone shoal]

Fuck Sony.
Fuck Microsoft.
Fuck Nintendo.
Fuck Bethesda.
Fuck EA.
Fuck Ubisoft.
Fuck AAA.

[solar coral]

[pure hatch]

would make me scared of Elder Scrolls 6 if that were the case

[ruby minnow]

4 bad rpgs in a row

[pure hatch]

this man gets it, indies are king

[solar coral]

i mean ESO is p good

[ruby minnow]

i mean like

Fallout 4

[stone shoal]

Luv me Simple Graphics
Luv Me Passionate Dev Teams
Luv me Niche genres
Simple As.

[ruby minnow]

Fallout 76

Starfield

[solar coral]

ok yeah fallout 4 isnt the best but i wouldnt call it bad

[ruby minnow]

its bad

[solar coral]

it has pretty good gameplay especially early on

and far harbor

MMM

[ruby minnow]

a good shooter but a bad rpg

[inland jackal]

Yea no fallout 4 is a bit iffy but I can't call it bad

[ruby minnow]

i can call it bad

[inland jackal]

Also baller ass mod support

[pure hatch]

'ate greed, 'ate shitty ceos, 'ate paying 70 bucks

[solar coral]

its pretty much not an RPG by definition

[solar coral]

TRUE

[ruby minnow]

because it is

[solar coral]

fallout 4 with mods is an absolute 10/10

[inland jackal]

Even fucking ps4 gets mods

[solar coral]

and thats not common with modding scenes

[inland jackal]

Not great mods

[ruby minnow]

mods are not the game itself i know it has a good mod support too

[inland jackal]

But mods

[pure hatch]

ps4 though is severely fucked with the mods

[ruby minnow]

but the game itself is bad

[inland jackal]

Yeah

Say it with me:

[solar coral]

yeah but for a game to go from pretty good pretty alright to absolutely amazing with just mods is really hard

[inland jackal]

FUCK

SONY

[ruby minnow]

dialouge bad characters bad rpg elements bad story plot bbad

[pure hatch]

if starfield was an actual playstation exclusive as it was supposed to be before the merger with ms, modding for starfield would've fucking died

[stone shoal]

Fallout 4 with mods is an 7 or 8/10. Not Perfect, because Modders are disenfranchised and have 0 cohesion, meaning everything is jumbled as a result.

[solar coral]

ok the level up system kinda fucks ngl

[zinc compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1146777322721136790/Snapinsta.app_video_368759514_954164125648530_1781800131064098655_n.mp4

[solar coral]

thats what you think

[stone shoal]

That's what I know. Rimworld suffers this exact same problem.

[ruby minnow]

fallout 4 is entirely boring

now if i play it

i just play it to take tacticool screenshots

then uninstall everything

[stone shoal]

Barebones ass games but with a Modding platform & scene = 10? Fuck no.

[solar coral]

I never rlly liked the concept of "enemies level up with you " cuz i want to have actual noticeable progress

thats like the only real issues i have with RPGs

[ruby minnow]

i played fallout 4 vanilla and with mods

both are boring

[solar coral]

Thats moreso just an aspect of your taste if anything xD

its not that the game is bad its just not for you

[native jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/114590890156097536/1146787503119015946/FB_IMG_1693485689262.png

[inland jackal]

I think we can agree on one thing tho

[pure hatch]

never tried fo4, it's in my library though

[ruby minnow]

well a lot of other people agree with me about the game being bad

[pure hatch]

should i?

[inland jackal]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS BETHESDA THINKING WITH THE FALLOUT 4 ASSAULT RIFLE!?

[ruby minnow]

try it but dialouge will make you sleep

[solar coral]

like what? redditors? who screamed OMG UR BREATHTAKING CYBERPUNK 2077 IS THE BEST?

[ruby minnow]

no a lot of other fallout fans

[pure hatch]

i've heard the same thing
all 4 options are just 4 ways to say yes to an NPC correct?

[solar coral]

like?

[ruby minnow]

idk fallout fans

[solar coral]

not rlly

[ruby minnow]

the game is bad

the story is bad

[solar coral]

"i know so many people"
"i dont know so many people"

[solar coral]

the story is bad

[pure hatch]

i like FNV, so im setting up myself for disappointed from what i've heard

[solar coral]

but the gameplay is 👌

[ruby minnow]

only 2 good things about the game is gunplay and modding

[solar coral]

FNV has horrid gunplay but good story, opposite is true for FO4

[solar coral]

gestures to far harbor

[stone shoal]

Perk system is literally a giant poster you stick points onto to level up 'skills'. No custom skills or moddability. FPS wise it's... Meh. Story wise prepare for "BUT BRO THEY'RE ROBOTS EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE DESIGNED TO THINK AND FEEL LIKE PEOPLE AND ALSO IM YOUR SON" shit, versus "Another settlemeent needs our help".

[ruby minnow]

and they made free mods content that you need to buy from the store

[ruby minnow]

its a dlc its not the main game

[pure hatch]

if Fo4 ends up trash once i play it, im probably gonna keep FO4 simply for F4NV, and the FO1 and FO2 remakes being done on FO4

[ruby minnow]

yes far harbor is good in story

[solar coral]

And that matters because?

[pure hatch]

jesus that sounds like ass compared to FNV's politics

[ruby minnow]

it matters in my own opinion

[pure hatch]

dunno, i liked FNV's gameplay the moment i introduced B42 into the mix

[solar coral]

And your opinion doesnt necessarily reflect reality xD, as i said it just seems FO4 just isnt for your taste

[solar coral]

FNV gunplay is horrid lol

[pure hatch]

i still liked it vanilla

[inland jackal]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one

[solar coral]

I pray for you

[ruby minnow]

that's another thing you can fix fallout 4s story and dialouges with mods

but you can fix fallout 3 and nvs gunplay with mods

[pure hatch]

i keep hearing how skills don't affect dialog all that much like in FNV

that true?

[solar coral]

No

[inland jackal]

But mods aren't part of the original game :)

[solar coral]

Well

Kinda

[ruby minnow]

yeah

well in fnv they made it better

with aim down sights

but f3 was just pain

and also no ammo

[pure hatch]

i'll fire up FO4 at some point in time and see for myself if it is the flaming pile of shit FNV and OG fallout fans make it out to be

[solar coral]

Still horrible lol

[stone shoal]

Your choices are:
Institute: "We make robots that look like people, and then treat them like shit for fun."

Railroad: "We think robots are people, but also better than people." || Okay I'll admit I don't have much negative with these guys. ||

Brotherhood from Fallout 3: "Synths bad, Institoot bad, technology bad, I am the elder so you do as I say, and I say you shoot the synth even though he's been working for us and, now aware of his situation WILL STILL WORK FOR US. Because we're autistic and emotionless in our cause!"

Minuteman: ANOTHER SETTLEMENT ANOTHER SETTLEMENT ANOTHERSETTLEMENTANOTHERSETTLEMENT

[solar coral]

Shoot at one area and land a shot completely behind you

[ruby minnow]

well FO4 has bad story just expect that

[pure hatch]

what the fuck is it with robots

[solar coral]

Brotherhood of steel can spare dance btw

[ruby minnow]

also no gun variety

[inland jackal]

That's been like most bethesda games for a while

[stone shoal]

I know. I'm just trying to highlight how autistic Maxson is

[solar coral]

And you can also get away with being apart of 3 factions at once

[pure hatch]

why are they obsessed with robots

[solar coral]

TRUE

[inland jackal]

Actually just most games with a faction system

[solar coral]

TECHNOLOGY

[tulip ravine]

Newbie is locked down

[ruby minnow]

algorythms

[tulip ravine]

[solar coral]

LOL!

[pure hatch]

also, why does the institute make human like robots and treat them like crash? what's the purpose

[stone shoal]

👁️ 👁️ 👁️

[carmine crown]

The chances of another fallout after 76 is low probably. I doubt they have the balls to do another

[inland jackal]

Actually stalker is one of the few games with relatively grounded factions

[stone shoal]

Bad storyrighting

[ruby minnow]

like stalker factions makes sense

their goals

makes sense

[tulip ravine]

I was typing a message and I well thought I got muted or somet, but no, locked down coz someone’s just having a silly argument with mods

[pure hatch]

do they have an actual reason for doing it or what?

[ruby minnow]

its not just evil and the good

in a game like fallout

its just the

good and the bad

in stalker you can understand what everybody is doing and why are they doing it

[fallow trellis]

Newbie chat got locked

[pure hatch]

wait what

why

[fallow trellis]

like brainfart a few days ago

some miscommunication turned into an argument with the mods

[pure hatch]

is there gonna be a purge on the channel?

[inland jackal]

Even the crazy cultist faction makes sense

[stone shoal]

They replace people with synthetics that serve as spies, most of which feed information back to them. It's tossed up if they actually know or understand if they're synths. That dude in the Brotherhood DOESN'T know he's a synth, but other examples know that they DO know they're synthetics. Some play ball, some run away, etc.

[fallow trellis]

nah it was just one dude that was baiting for a good 3 hours

[stone shoal]

They live like slaves within' the institute, the spies get some power I suppose.

[pure hatch]

so they make basically androids from D:BH

[ruby minnow]

like duty tries to contain the zone clear sky tries to research and understand it one is not just a evil nazi faction and the other one is an angel

[stone shoal]

It's all very jumbled and incoherent because Bad storywriting.

[pure hatch]

should i read a summary about the story so i get an idea or just play the game and find out myself?

even if the story's ass, i wont uninstall, i'll just use FO4 to play New Vegas, 1, and 2

[carmine crown]

Nah duty tries to kill the zone, containing it is army's job

[ruby minnow]

yeah i forgot about that duty tries to fight the zone with their guns

[shadow wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/367834588753690655/1146561271563550720/ssstwitter.com_1693349517432.mp4

[ruby minnow]

ngl i love evil and good

[stone shoal]

I've spoiled like half this shit already but the rest you can find out on your own

[ruby minnow]

i love simple plots

but stalker just does it really good

[pure hatch]

i'll read the factions' beliefs and the story
thank fuck TV Tropes exists

brb boys

[ruby minnow]

Brotherhood just becomes Enclave in Fallout 4

[inland jackal]

And even monolith are just people who lost their minds while still retaining some semblance of brain function

[pure hatch]

FNV Enclave Remnants or straight up Enclave?

[ruby minnow]

straight up

Fallout 2 Enclave

[pure hatch]

jesus christ

what the fuck

[ruby minnow]

no like not just become them

not just turn into Enclave

[pure hatch]

isn't the BoS supposed to be hoarding tech and keeping them in secret like goblins

[carmine crown]

You guys think SIN or unisg will be in HoC?

[ruby minnow]

they just become really really racist

[pure hatch]

what the fuck

why

[ruby minnow]

SIN maybe but UNISG no

[toxic sundial]

BoS ≠ Enclave

[runic kernel]

Hi Syno Hi Hydro

[pure hatch]

the thing i liked about the BoS is they're literally the adeptus mechanicus

[ruby minnow]

ask Fallout 4 writers why they made a bad plot

[pure hatch]

sad scribe noises

imma fucking read this shit on tv tropes and give my own opinion

if the story is total flaming dogshit, i aint playing FO4 until F4NV comes

[ruby minnow]

the story is shit

[toxic sundial]

Fo4 is not bad, FNV is the best game to be made ever

[pure hatch]

im not gonna sink my time on an RPG that has shit writing

[ruby minnow]

it has shit writing

i am not trying to be rude here

its just that

[toxic sundial]

I don't think it's fair to call fo4 story shit. It's not great I don't think anyone is saying that but shit is a stretch imo

[pure hatch]

imma fucking read the TV Tropes articles and wikia by fandom shudders

[stone shoal]

Teachers when they have to speak to kids born after 2010:

[toxic sundial]

Serviceable is what I would call it

[carmine crown]

It's meant to be relatively simple

[ruby minnow]

i can defend fallout 4 on the gunplay side

but the plot

and the story just suck

its like they put all their effort into the gunplay

but looked at the other elements of the game and said no lets just release it

[carmine crown]

Fo4 Gunplay isn't even good, better then FONV but nothing amazing

[toxic sundial]

Simple and easy to read into, making it marketable to the wider audience it was supposed to be introduced to with all it's new spangled mechanics. Which it did wonderfully

There's a lot of people who only played FNV because fo4 was such a hit

[stone shoal]

It is shit though. The entire story is literally just Fallout 3 but reversed, and there are robot people now.

It's shit.

[toxic sundial]

Nah

Not the best story ever written ≠ shit

[ruby minnow]

its shit

[toxic sundial]

That's like calling the three little pigs or red riding hood shit

[oblique spire]

brainfart

Guess what

[toxic sundial]

Yeah it's simple, written for children. But it's still serviceable

[ruby minnow]

newbie chat is locked down

[oblique spire]

Chicken butt

oh

damn

let's see what happened over there

[toxic sundial]

We are making newbie chat lockdown

[ruby minnow]

that still does not explain why dialouge is so bad and why bos is just enclave now

[toxic sundial]

I still don't get where you are getting bos =enclave now?

[ruby minnow]

because they have become enclave

they have become really racist

[oblique spire]

Fuck im not reading all that

can i get a TLDR

[toxic sundial]

Yeah the dialogue is doodoo though I can't deny.

There's no VAs in the entire game

Coolest npc is nick valentine

[ruby minnow]

Enclave wanted to wipe out all mutants and guess what now BOS wants to wipe out all the mutants and have became really racist against them

[ruby minnow]

i can agree with that

he actually has a good character

[toxic sundial]

I'm pretty sure bos never liked mutants. I don't think anyone likes mutants

[carmine crown]

If your playing fo4 for it's story, it's basic, if you play it for it's combat, also basic. Nothing interesting

[ruby minnow]

also the reason i think nick is a really good character

because

probably people who wrote and made far harbour

[stone shoal]

The only one with some reactions to your shit

[oblique spire]

can someone please give me a TLDR for newbie chat lockdown

[ruby minnow]

also wrote a lot of nick valentines character

[stone shoal]

And yes I was gonna also say Far Harbor too

In FH they actually give him to fleshing out and he's clearly the star companion to carry with you

[ruby minnow]

actually who made far harbour

[proud torrent]

I have a good photo of my cat like this

[ruby minnow]

and why did they not make the rest of the game

[proud torrent]

from when I was paying rent in cash for a while

[toxic sundial]

Far harbor rocked

[oblique spire]

[toxic sundial]

I hope the next fallout is good

[proud torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750151136358564010/1009326618717737020/lbpPwNQ.jpg

[toxic sundial]

I really want a new one

[ruby minnow]

bro you'll be pushing your 30s untilk that

[stone shoal]

He never actually agrees fully with your choices at the end if I recall correctly, but unless you genocide all of them he doesn't really hate you and thinks you at least tried to do the right thing.

[carmine crown]

Bethesda will fuck it up

[ruby minnow]

starfield is releasing next day and then they got elder scrolls 6

[carmine crown]

You know they will

[toxic sundial]

Yeah I'm definitely not pushing thirty now 😭

[ruby minnow]

we got a long time until fallout 5

[toxic sundial]

I'll just play FNV again

[ruby minnow]

and hopefully its in california

[toxic sundial]

You can't stop me

[ruby minnow]

or in west coast

because most good fallout games are on the west coast

i don't think its a coincidince

[pure hatch]

i did a skim on the story, factions, and some of the characters

[carmine crown]

Fo3 was on the West Coast with the Chinese invasion

[pure hatch]

i aint playing FO4 to play FO4

jesus christ, the story's worse than FO3

[ruby minnow]

yes the story is far worse then any other fallout game

[inland jackal]

Alright. Newbies is too chaotic rn

How y'all?

[pure hatch]

the saving grace though are some of the companions are actually nice

[oblique spire]

What happened

no one is giving me a TLDR

[inland jackal]

Are we still on fallout??

[pure hatch]

would love to chill with Deacon

[inland jackal]

Jackass got newbies locked for a bit and also grok is there now

[toxic sundial]

I posted a picture of my balls and @ grok in newbie chat

[ruby minnow]

in FNV i go to hating boone and just relating to him

[pure hatch]

i read the story and some of the factions, they fucking did the BoS dirty, the Institute makes no sense ideologically, Railroad seems to be too optimistic

[oblique spire]

what did said jackass do

[pure hatch]

the Minutemen seem to be the most reasonable faction, but Preston Garvey is annoying as fuck

[stone shoal]

Bait masters being tards on purpose for the purpose of baiting

[ruby minnow]

of course

[stone shoal]

I'm not reading that shit

[ruby minnow]

and you're a general

that does missions

by himself

[pure hatch]

lmfao what

[ruby minnow]

yes

[inland jackal]

I didn't scroll that much but my guess is that he was baiting way too much and pissed everyone off way too hard.

[oblique spire]

damn

[ruby minnow]

you can become the general of minutemen

but you will still take orders from preston

and go on missions

[stone shoal]

I too understand the desire for TL:DR's and the power of being too lazy to google shit.

[inland jackal]

I love how quickly it happens too it's like 3 missions

[pure hatch]

yeah, i'm gonna wait for the remakes of fallout 1, 2, and new vegas to play fallout 4

[ruby minnow]

also doesn't matter how many settlement missions you do

i did like a lot of them

in 10 hours

they didn't end

i realised

there was no end

[carmine crown]

The minutemen has like 20 people, becoming a general wouldn't be difficult

[oblique spire]

[ruby minnow]

and it was a loop

i saved the same settlements

[pure hatch]

so that's why people keep memeing Preston

[ruby minnow]

i spent fucking 10 hours

just doing unnecessary quests

[inland jackal]

Not even

[ruby minnow]

hoping there was a end

[toxic sundial]

There's a mod that makes minutemen a little more useful as a faction

And retaking that castle was cool af

[ruby minnow]

that's the problem

its a mod

[pure hatch]

from the perspective of a fuckwit who never touched the game
FO4 has dogshit storywriting. The factions suck, the main story sucks. The saving grace seems to be that the companion characters are very interesting

[ruby minnow]

like i can make fnv

have real good graphics

[inland jackal]

Honestly even then the castle is still disappointing as fuck.

[ruby minnow]

and reall good gunplay with mods

[pure hatch]

but fixing fo4's story cannot be done with mods

[ruby minnow]

yes

[urban ocean]

Starfield reviews in 2.5 hours. Starfield unlock in 11

[pure hatch]

i am not touching FO4 lmfao, im not gonna sink my time into something with shit storywriting

[inland jackal]

Also

[ruby minnow]

just go play modded fnv

[inland jackal]

The fucking assault rifle

What the fuck was that thing?

[ruby minnow]

we don't talk about

act like it does not exist

[pure hatch]

lemme search it

[stone shoal]

What the fuck do reviews matter when you already pre-ordered the game

[inland jackal]

I'm sorry in advance

[pure hatch]

WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS THIS

[ruby minnow]

and also there is no gun variety in fallout 4

[pure hatch]

WHAT THE FUCK

that's an assault rifle?

[ruby minnow]

allegedly

[pure hatch]

IT LOOKS HEAVY AS SHIT

[inland jackal]

Apparently

[stone shoal]

Cylinder turd

[pure hatch]

GIVE ME MY R91 BACK

FUCK THAT THING

[ruby minnow]

they had the G3 in Fallout 3 the M16 and M4 in FNVV

[urban ocean]

They're all in shill mode atm playing defensive

[ruby minnow]

who decided this was a good idea

[urban ocean]

Not the R91

[carmine crown]

What was wrong with the NCR m16? Guess they are trying to be futuristic

[stone shoal]

Bro who the fuck trusts game reviews that need to be "unlocked" like my god

[pure hatch]

don't forget the Sony fanboys who will review bomb Starfield out of spite

[urban ocean]

Plenty of R91 mods

[ruby minnow]

and let me tell you something there is like 10 unique guns in fallout and nothing else

but in FNV there is a lot of guns

[urban ocean]

People who play on Xbox

[pure hatch]

The NCR M16 makes sense to me. A fucking handheld zeppelin is not an assault rifle
shit looks unwieldy af

[heavy halo]

i can pet my cat with no kitty hands

[stone shoal]

Consoles were a mistake

[heavy halo]

I can pet my with no kitty hands, no kitty hands, no kitty hands

[ruby minnow]

i mean they could have added a G3

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/remove-kebab-gif-19403040

[ruby minnow]

a M4

[odd sail]

it is what it is

[ruby minnow]

they could add anything else

but make a new gun

[ruby minnow]

they could add a fal

[pure hatch]

The wood on the NCR Service Rifle and R91 makes total sense given the fact that there is no more oil to produce polymer

[stone shoal]

Relatable

[heavy halo]

ohhh fallout?

Nvr

Ncr

Down with the ncr

[pure hatch]

zomboid moment

[heavy halo]

Fuck ncr

[pure hatch]

HELL YEAH

[heavy halo]

YEAAAAH

[pure hatch]

YES MAN FOR LIFE BABY

[heavy halo]

WHAT

[stone shoal]

Go back to your skirted men, femboy.

[odd sail]

NCR already exists irl

[heavy halo]

FUCK YES MAN

[pure hatch]

it does, it always floods there

[heavy halo]

FUCK LEGION

FUCK NCR

[inland jackal]

Down with all Bethesda faction-writing

[heavy halo]

FUCK HOUSE

FUCK YES MAN

[ruby minnow]

of course

[heavy halo]

UP WITH ANARCHY

KILL EVERYTHING

CIVILIANS

[pure hatch]

OH SHIT

[heavy halo]

SOLIDERS

TRADERS

[stone shoal]

Stop wanting to fuck everything please.

[odd sail]

shut up

[heavy halo]

CHILDREN

[pure hatch]

HE'S LORD DEATH OF MURDER MOUNTAIN

[pure hatch]

jesus christ, he wants to fuck children

[heavy halo]

TURN INTO FREEDOM

fuck the deathclaws

[carmine crown]

Be a man, purge every faction, fuck the story

[oblique spire]

the schizo is here

[pure hatch]

frontier moment

[heavy halo]

Literally me

i kill everything

[inland jackal]

Ive seen enough porn of that. I don't wanna

[pure hatch]

the Frontier eh?

[heavy halo]

I failed half the quest in the game cuz i kill everything i see

Whenever i start a new game the first thing i do is wipe out the powder gangers and brotherhood

[inland jackal]

[heavy halo]

For free loot

[carmine crown]

My man

[ruby minnow]

NCR is the most relatable to a modern human and a modern country corrupt lives on taxes and a currency that is just paper and has no value expect for that they say it has value

[stone shoal]

YEAAAHHH WHO WON THE LO- SMELL THA- WHAT LOTTERY? THE- OH MY GO- Bye.

[pure hatch]

loads Hecate II

[ruby minnow]

well the heat has become tolerable

without a fan

[heavy halo]

do you guys ever wish for a nuclear winter

[ruby minnow]

no

[inland jackal]

Almost

[ruby minnow]

yes

actually considering this summer

we need a heavy winter

[odd sail]

nuclear winters already happen except it's not nuclear but rather fossil fuel emissions

[heavy halo]

What about cat winters

[odd sail]

shut up

[heavy halo]

Okay

[oblique spire]

[carmine crown]

Are we getting stalker type apocalypse or fallout apocalypse? I'm hoping stalker

[odd sail]

[pure hatch]

brainfart is always nicer when the schizo is not around

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

true

[heavy halo]

I am schizo

[pure hatch]

keep brainfart being a place to fold people

[ruby minnow]

yeah in one at least you can escape and live a normal life

[stone shoal]

Brainfart is always nicer when the helpers aren't around...

[heavy halo]

brainfart is always nicer when im around

[oblique spire]

Specifically Keltec Sub 2000 owners

[ruby minnow]

yes

[pure hatch]

and people where the concept of being a man is still relatively new to them

[carmine crown]

End yourself, respectfully

[heavy halo]

why

im awesome

Mad ur not

:3

[ruby minnow]

haters gonna hate

[inland jackal]

I don't know whats up with brainfart and helpers.
But helpers tend to become turbo douches when they come in here

[oblique spire]

And people that DID go by they/them but I will make them become a was/were

via LPVO

[heavy halo]

Ur mad ur not me or syno

Cuz we’re awesome

[inland jackal]

Main exception being delight

[heavy halo]

And we post banger memes

[ruby minnow]

Helpers are just mods who didn't become a mod yet

Delight is based tho

[pure hatch]

Delight is an automated bot
He activates when someone needs help

[inland jackal]

Delights based

[inland jackal]

Delight. I request your help

[stone shoal]

Helpers: "No politics allowed, ever! Deleet that image!"
Also Helpers:

|| Delight is actually based so this is just a joke for the others who let that role corrupt them ||

[oblique spire]

❌

[ruby minnow]

Delight is based bro

[stone shoal]

I just said

[pure hatch]

Delight's a delight to have around

[pure hatch]

please kill me for the shit pun

[heavy halo]

No way hello

Hru

:3

[oblique spire]

he really is

[heavy peak]

!delight

[split canyon]

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[ruby minnow]

pipebomb

[inland jackal]

[oblique spire]

the lithuanian helper is based

[heavy halo]

Me

[heavy peak]

Which one?

[inland jackal]

Hewwo :3

[heavy peak]

There are 3 of them

[oblique spire]

Delight obviously

I care for neither of the others

[heavy halo]

Hewwo :3

[ruby minnow]

real

[carmine crown]

Lithuanian

[ruby minnow]

Delight is lithuanian?

[oblique spire]

Yes

[heavy halo]

Wtf rlly?

[ruby minnow]

finally i can be racist against him

[heavy halo]

Delight is lightbulb?

[ruby minnow]

real

[oblique spire]

my man

[odd sail]

delight is lithium

[heavy halo]

delight is logical?

no

[stone shoal]

Delight is based

[ruby minnow]

damn bro he mineral as hell

[stone shoal]

and that is all that matters

[inland jackal]

Delight is metal as fuck lmao

[heavy halo]

delight is lateralization?

[ruby minnow]

he's the goat

[heavy halo]

delight MIGHT be lignocellulose

laryngectomees even

[solar obsidian]

shut the fuck up

[carmine crown]

One can only dream of being that based.

[heavy halo]

Sorry

[stone shoal]

Real

[oblique spire]

[stone shoal]

💯

[heavy halo]

Are you sensitive about being laryngoscopies

Im sorry

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-contact-juggling-meme-gif-22573466

[stone shoal]

what the fuck is a laryn go scop ies

[ruby minnow]

testicular cancer

[heavy halo]

its delights race or whatever

[pure hatch]

i know he's lego, but he drippy or nah

[heavy halo]

Nvm its what syno said

BRM5?!

[pure hatch]

i play it when im bored

[heavy halo]

im 5 star lmao

;3

[ruby minnow]

Turkey flag 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 💪

[stone shoal]

He got that blocky drip 💀 💀

[pure hatch]

same, i own the C7A2

[oblique spire]

❌

[pure hatch]

i knew the LPVO on him was a mistake

[heavy halo]

I domt think i was ever able to get it

I might’ve

[oblique spire]

nah LPVO based

[heavy halo]

I know i got the aug a1 tho

[oblique spire]

his face has 0 drip though

[heavy halo]

and flannel

[pure hatch]

it's pretty dope

[heavy halo]

and gas mask

[high token]

I got the russian gear, cuz its cool

i use an HK though

[pure hatch]

the devs updated the game with those faces
the community rioted so you aint alone on the opinion

[heavy halo]

Hk >>>>

[high token]

Wagner style avatar i was going off of

[heavy halo]

the aug a3 is best gun

Its a fact

Its a better G36

[pure hatch]

still the busted laser beam as it was

[heavy halo]

Its op

[pure hatch]

but when the C7 is in the server, fucking beg for mercy

[heavy halo]

really? Never nerfed?

Thats crazy

[pure hatch]

the C7 just buttfucks everyone else

[high token]

i still have the deagle with an acog

i lost my Scar drum though

[heavy halo]

I used to do that lmao

[high token]

i used to be an alpha tester

[pure hatch]

they nerfed the armored humvee's HP

[heavy halo]

i did it in pvp and said u died to me ur trash

ppl died to me

[pure hatch]

the armored humvee's HP was reduced by 15%

[high token]

only thing i hate about BRM5 is prolly the animations

[pure hatch]

i hate the community

[high token]

i got banned from there lol

posting war footage

[pure hatch]

some fucking kid told me i was a moron because I call the A-10 the Warthog

[heavy halo]

i miss old warthod

[pure hatch]

fucker told me to call it the Thunderbolt II

[heavy halo]

Literally a money farm

just run gun desert

easy

fly around shooting everything

[pure hatch]

the city is a money farm with the A-10, no SAM Trucks

[heavy halo]

YEAH LMAO

[pure hatch]

the city has no hostages, just literally fucking enemies now

[heavy halo]

i usually would wait for ronograd attack

[oblique spire]

so you slammed his humvee through a submarine

[pure hatch]

yes

[heavy halo]

and then u gun run the bridge before they can set up

And dodge the missiles

[pure hatch]

he was a fuckwit for parking it near the pier

[heavy halo]

And then go back to hit the second wave

[pure hatch]

the city no longer has the wave thing, the city is now just Mogadishu

[mint mist]

omgg brm

[high token]

i stopped playing cuz it got boring quick

[pure hatch]

no hostages, just enemies in buildings

[heavy halo]

Awh

[mint mist]

woww tryhard

[high token]

i only play it to buy some shiity new gun

then log off

[pure hatch]

same

[heavy halo]

^

[mint mist]

whats the point of guns in brm tho

[pure hatch]

i just logged on because the FAMAS was added

[pure hatch]

the drip

[oblique spire]

I should bomb Iran

[high token]

HK still the GOAT

[mint mist]

no like, whats the point of buying automatic guns if you have barely any ammo, and you have to tap headsa nd only heads

[oblique spire]

in game ofc

[pure hatch]

C7 though is my weapon of choice in BRM

[pure hatch]

i dont use full auto anyway

[mint mist]

my only weaon i use is smth liek qbu or smth

[heavy halo]

As val Moments

[pure hatch]

the AS Val got nerfed to the ground

[heavy halo]

Literallt pvp only gun

Damn

[mint mist]

when did asval get added?

[pure hatch]

long ago

[heavy halo]

ages ago silly goose

[pure hatch]

the A3 is still a laser beam

[heavy halo]

:3

[pure hatch]

the C7 is untouched because only a few own it

[mint mist]

whats c7 and a3

[pure hatch]

the fucking L85A2 is also a laser beam

[pure hatch]

C7 is a Canadian made M16
The A3 is the AUG A3

[heavy halo]

oh yeah c7 is unob right?

[pure hatch]

yep

[heavy halo]

Didnt they removed raids

[pure hatch]

yep

[mint mist]

waaaaaaa now i wanna play the game

[heavy halo]

i hope i have it then

[pure hatch]

they added russian and french vehicles

[mint mist]

whats raids

[heavy halo]

i dont wanna check cuz idrc THAT much

[mint mist]

idc, i dont buy vehicles either way

i got one and i dont have money for more

[pure hatch]

we used to have a gamemode called raid mode, we basically stormed this one compound as a 1-4 man team to try and steal intel

[heavy halo]

i use helicopters

[high token]

i fucking lost my A10 on the wipe so i just quit the game lol

[pure hatch]

the rewards for raid mode is based on RNG

one of the rewards was the C7

[heavy halo]

yeah and fhen they made a-10 1k to spawn right

[pure hatch]

the A-10 is back but it is unusable on purpose now

[heavy halo]

i was pizsed

[wide basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1696771984154149195?t=hYZcUCfPVaMzEuDlcCNi8A&s=19

[pure hatch]

crashing it is easy, repairing it is expensive

buying it is expensive

fucking pain in the ass to use

[mint mist]

god idk most of the names

[high token]

BRM5 sucked boo boo fart when it was in play testing, u had rain dipping ur FPS below 10, AI with aimbot, people fighting over flying crates over to drop points

[pure hatch]

BRM5 is ight now, there are sidequests thanks to the 6 new NPCs added

[pure hatch]

the performance is still dogshit lmfao because the devs decided to push the visuals of the game to the max

[heavy halo]

anybody remember the Original brm5 map

Harbour was so fun

And city was fun too

[pure hatch]

driving a humvee in harbor was a clusterfuck waiting to happen

[heavy halo]

everybody would hole up in the building

[mint mist]

i don't know, i need pictures to remember shit

[heavy halo]

Literally

[high token]

visuals are ok

[heavy halo]

u got shot up by the two guards in the front

Instant death

[pure hatch]

but the lag and fps you got in order to get the visuals is awful

[high token]

yea its unoptimized

[heavy halo]

I remmeber back then if u had the blackhawk you were instantly the coolest person in the server

Everybody wanted a seat in it

[pure hatch]

there's a new silo bunker raid which would crash the game because of the number of npcs plus the visuals

[pure hatch]

yep, people would flock onto it

[high token]

remember when blackhawk came with door guns

[pure hatch]

now, everyone has little birds

[heavy halo]

Still does no?

[pure hatch]

which doorguns? it still has

[heavy halo]

ButVut u gotta pay for them now

[high token]

yes

[heavy halo]

I think

[pure hatch]

you have

[high token]

in old one it comes gree

[mint mist]

god wtf is ad oorgun

[pure hatch]

it is pain

[high token]

free

[mint mist]

how am i so stupid

[pure hatch]

vietnam door gunner

[mint mist]

IDK what does that mean

[heavy halo]

Maja be quiet u cant be in this conversation

[pure hatch]

the dude with the machine gun on the huey

[heavy halo]

Im better than you

Everybody calls me your clone but im superior to you

[ruby minnow]

@oblique spire Rate it

[mint mist]

oki

[heavy halo]

:3

now lets kiss

[high token]

its aight

[mint mist]

oh you dont want that

💀

[heavy halo]

😨

Stinky breath ewwww

[mint mist]

worse 💀

[heavy halo]

Go brush teeth

[pure hatch]

the pants choice is a slight issue but he ight

[heavy halo]

ewww cold sores

[mint mist]

e?

whats a cold sore

[heavy halo]

.

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[heavy halo]

ewww maja smell :3

[oblique spire]

7/10

[mint mist]

idk what a cold sore is, so i probably dont have it

[ruby minnow]

i know the kit but i don't know the shirt or pants

[heavy halo]

A meow sorr

Sore

[pure hatch]

this is my main dude in GB

he looks like he has 'tism

[mint mist]

pants dont fit at all, gloves could be far better aswell, the shirt looks realyl umm thin aswell

[ruby minnow]

this is my main

reference from turkish special forces

[pure hatch]

now he looks very drippy

[mint mist]

thats much better, gloves still dont fit

[carmine crown]

Barretta, respect

[heavy halo]

Is camo supposed to be so bright

[ruby minnow]

i forgot to change that

[pure hatch]

Max Payne was the shiz

[mint mist]

its winter camo i guess

so ig

[midnight cloud]

Not accurate, I dont see any cockroach antennas for the helmet

[heavy halo]

😨

[pure hatch]

my main honestly looks goofy af ngl

[ruby minnow]

well i don't see any cocks in your mouth but here we are

[mint mist]

hii

[heavy halo]

This is mine

[oblique spire]

I've got the full black kit with the quad nods because fuck the non NVG terrorists they aint gonna see shit at night

[heavy halo]

do u guys like it

[ruby minnow]

man i got so good patches for that

[ruby minnow]

yes

[oblique spire]

show

[heavy halo]

Ty syno

[midnight cloud]

CLEARLY not turkish spec forces then bro...

[heavy halo]

Ur so awesome

[ruby minnow]

there is more but let me see if i can find them

[pure hatch]

Black Powder Red Earth, keeping the Beretta because Max Payne (forgot to do so in this image)

[heavy halo]

oh shit

friction started playing

[mint mist]

is pve good in that agme?

[stone shoal]

That's a game?

[pure hatch]

if you like room clearing and doing goon shit with the dudes, GB is the shiz

[stone shoal]

I thought it was a book

[pure hatch]

a novel and a game

[carmine crown]

Looks like a dad with specops kit

[pure hatch]

the game feels like XCOM meets board game

[mint mist]

book????

[heavy halo]

MY FEET ARE COLD I HAVE NO SOCKS

i literally lost all of mine

Fuck you dryer

[pure hatch]

that's BPRE kits for you, they look like dads wearing kits

[stone shoal]

What's the game about? What's the book about?

[oblique spire]

based as fuck

[pure hatch]

yeah, it's a visual novel series

[mint mist]

wow

[remote vine]

GB?

[heavy halo]

LMAO?

[oblique spire]

where can i get those patches @ruby minnow

[heavy halo]

I take it back

Fuck you washing machine

[pure hatch]

the books are about an American PMC doing work for governments

[mint mist]

wow

[heavy halo]

STOP LOL

I DONT MEAN IT

[pure hatch]

they're currently operating in a destabilized middle Eastern country that's gone to shit

[heavy halo]

TO YOU

[mint mist]

bully

[heavy halo]

i love you washing machine

U wash my clothes

And steal my socks for some reason

[pure hatch]

ground branch, it's the shiz

[heavy halo]

@mint mist ily

[mint mist]

i dont love me

[heavy halo]

😨

But i do

:3

[pure hatch]

BCM once collabed with BPRE in the past, having limited edition Cold Harbor AR15s for sale in celebration of the book

[mint mist]

ok

[heavy halo]

Chat is this rizz >:3

[pure hatch]

if you paid the patreon, you get full access to the PDFs of all the novels made so far

[stone shoal]

I'm mildly happy it's not a corporation and it's not set in America. Sounds like a decent game tbf

[pure hatch]

the book's artstyle is great

[carmine crown]

Your asking the wrong place man

[ruby minnow]

check this combination out

imma send mods link from dms

[heavy halo]

Chat is this a military game?

:3

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146583193282150450/1146804578629734420/duty_enjoyer.mp4

[stone shoal]

Lurking class is funny

[heavy halo]

I LOVE LURKING CLASS

i have alot of their shirts

[mint mist]

that fits really well, idk why

or its just about the chad having the normal color

[oblique spire]

bet

[heavy halo]

Washibg machine ur so silly :3

[pure hatch]

@stone shoal
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[heavy halo]

do u guys all love washing machine

[mint mist]

no

[heavy halo]

😨

[wraith osprey]

Indeed
I love women

[heavy halo]

Does he know

[mint mist]

wowwww ew

[ruby minnow]

@oblique spire the fit

this gun with it too

[carmine crown]

Blackwater pmc look

[oblique spire]

based

[mint mist]

cute, the fets and other equipment kinda ruisn it

vests* not fets

[ruby minnow]

if it was all black

it would look bad

this way its more boog

[mint mist]

idk, it looks fine in arma

[heavy halo]

My seperation anxiety is so bad from my friends and partner

That i learned to sleep staring at my phone

So when i wake up

All i do is open my eyes to check for new messages from them

And if not i sleep again

[mint mist]

but- ur still separated from them tho, whether u can see them in ur phone or not

[heavy halo]

im going to smash your head with a rock

[mint mist]

ok

[heavy halo]

<3

Me and washing machine are so perfect duo

:3

[heavy halo]

me when no cookies

Minor inconvience

Suicide

[odd sail]

Basic look

[mint mist]

OMGGGGGG hiiiii

i missed u

god

[odd sail]

Hi babe

[oblique spire]

Ok hang on let me cook

[odd sail]

Miss u

[heavy halo]

:(

[oblique spire]

Let me cook up a fit

[heavy halo]

[oblique spire]

LET

ME

COOK

[mint mist]

same

[heavy halo]

Wow washing machine

You stole my socks

And heart

[pure hatch]

im gonna reinstall gb

[heavy halo]

And now ur cheating

We’re over 💔

[mint mist]

ok

[pure hatch]

brainfart is part schizo and part GB fashion show

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[heavy halo]

Im schuzo

schizo

[oblique spire]

yes

[heavy halo]

::

:3

[pure hatch]

GB channel when

[ruby minnow]

y'all will like this one

[oblique spire]

real

[heavy halo]

Im looking

[ruby minnow]

its not from gb

tho

[odd sail]

#tactical channel when

[heavy halo]

Wtf

[pure hatch]

damn, double vision

[heavy halo]

bro is seeing is 4k HD

[oblique spire]

Boy got them double vision fr

[oblique spire]

real

[ruby minnow]

i'm watching my enemies in 8k

[oblique spire]

and true

[ruby minnow]

watching naked men at 8k

[pure hatch]

"You see Ivan, with double NODs, you will see enemy twice as much"

[ruby minnow]

what who said that

[heavy halo]

HUH

😨😨😨

What rhe sclalop

[pure hatch]

ah yes, NODs, letting men see men in the dark way better

[upper axle]

in my experience it's a blend of schizo/fedposting, shitty banter and memes, and pretty genuinely interesting conversations about (insert topic that happened to get brought up)