🎪bruh-fart

[oblique spire]

[somber warren]

The pilat is hot Garbage

[stone blade]

its not if youre not moving

[narrow lotus]

compared to PU , idk , it's also avaialble from lvl 1 from the get go

[young fulcrum]

Kind of reasonable...

[narrow lotus]

PU is actually pretty annoying to get for a lvl 1 scope

[somber warren]

I mean yeah for early wipe its good

[stone blade]

lv1 just run ironsights

PU is for later use

[narrow lotus]

thing is

I kinda grew on PU now cause SVT only has that

so yeah, in order to master the rat canon , you have to adapt

[stone blade]

[somber warren]

I noscoped a rouge from 50 meters with SVT Yesterday

Felt very good

[young fulcrum]

Only better feeling is no scoping someone with the mosin and having it pen their armor and kill them

[somber warren]

I member Back in the day when mosin was actually good

Good times

[young fulcrum]

You are inviting very bad luck with a statement like this my friend. I hope you are very careful on your next few raids

[pure hatch]

you're tempting either Simo Hayha or Lee Oswald

[somber warren]

Lee oswald was carcano

[pure hatch]

still nailed the dude with irons allegedly

[somber warren]

My man, its tarkov. Its Just a streak of Bad Luck with some good Luck sprinkled in to keep you going

[carmine crown]

Weird how Lee was behind the president but the bullet angle was from another direction

[pure hatch]

hopefully a three later agency was not the result

[young fulcrum]

Weird how this happened only seven days after the president delivered a speech promising to expose a plot against the American people

[somber warren]

[young fulcrum]

Such strange coincidences

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_YweDzVJY8

[carmine crown]

I swear im gonna get the two shots to the back of the head suicide treatment

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-light-mode-discord-light-mode-cs-go-counter-strike-gif-25596696

[young fulcrum]

Really digging the triple watermark in the top right

[oblique spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUdnIv4gqKo

[inland jackal]

Yippe I installed better RAM (please be happy for me )

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1074984585395454032/879722.mp4

[young fulcrum]

This is your video isn't it llama?

[oblique spire]

uhhhhh

cannot confirm nor deny

[carmine crown]

I wonder what hes doing with that can and gloves.

[slender rock]

so uh

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge

👀

aaaaaaaaaa

[grim sluice]

California hazard pay spotted

Not worth

[slender rock]

This is a navy recruitment op

no experience required... yeah

because it's NAVY

oh also

17-47 years of age

so

h

[young fulcrum]

Is it recruiting or is it a contracting job? If it's contracting it's worthwhile

[slender rock]

recruiting

I read the fineline

then I look at the address

[young fulcrum]

Those pay numbers are bogus as hell 🤣

[lapis zinc]

Having to do IT for the marine core

[slender rock]

only listing that popped up for no experience

[slender rock]

as the offspring of a marine that served in nam that's uh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[young fulcrum]

Not even an internship somewhere

[slender rock]

they have crayons too

but yeah

[lapis zinc]

Free forever box to

[slender rock]

fuck it

applying for a car wash,

least fucked one right?

r-right?

🫠

[young fulcrum]

At least to have something in the interim. I would secretly keep looking though

[slender rock]

I guess I need to get a fucking resume done

it'll be sparse

[young fulcrum]

Sparse is probably fine for a carwash

[oblique spire]

[glad carbon]

barrikada gang

[solar obsidian]

@slender rock looking for a job?

[slender rock]

yeah

something to tell these fucking idiots to get off of my back about their requirements

almost 5 years with them not worried about income since they're low income of 30%

then took some of my college funding shit when wheren't suppose to

Ooops

then they been getting progressively worse housemate clients in

shared housing is cursed

granted it's of older folks like late 50s and 60s mainly

[midnight cloud]

Spike their drinks with cyanide and frame the neighbours dog for rabies

[slender rock]

I am here because of mom managed to work it where both of us got back into housing

so

[young fulcrum]

Sam viewer

[slender rock]

it's been fighting with these idiots

fucking IHSS is a fail

[solar obsidian]

welp, i wish u luck, Blur

[slender rock]

yeah

we ballin...

sorta

made 50 bucks from releasing some musak although mostly friends buying it

🤷‍♂️

stuff fits stalker well tho

[young fulcrum]

California is a nightmare, thank God I was born free of it's wretched grasp

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824890228367818782/1144050671188987914/VID_124000229_104957_8482.mp4

[slender rock]

yeap

[lament vapor]

respect the hustle

[tame halo]

freshly stolen from r/stalker

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834998106831454232/1146552403194298428/19487384681834.mp4

[fleet silo]

ITS THURSDAY LETS GOOOOOOO

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogtyba5Iq5s

[carmine crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885094180920102935/1146041888185524294/trim.4EFC2D74-F3BB-4345-AEC8-61A85A21419A.mp4

I wanna lose my mind

[slender rock]

okay

[pale ingot]

heeyy i recognize that pattern on that there pistol

thats a fuckin like

[lament vapor]

its hard to tell who's

but its very similar to blackbeards flag

[pale ingot]

this, supposedly blackbeards flag

[lament vapor]

though there are 3-4 that look similar to his colors

roberts and quelch used similar ones. its likely insipred by blackbeards though.

just given the modern day pop culture icon Edward Teach has over other pirates

[upper axle]

yea, that flag is often attributed to Blackbeard but it's hard to be 100% certain due to many people either being inspired by him or other like situations. you can get patches and other stuff for tactical gear that has the flag on it nowadays really easily 'cause im decently sure it's been adopted as a sort of symbol by some groups of libertarians

[lament vapor]

its also kinda apocryphal. iirc we don't have actual records of the queen annes revenge flying anything other than a solid black flag

[upper axle]

that too.

[lament vapor]

except i think a solid red flag?

[upper axle]

MOST of what we actually know regarding pirate crews, notable captains, the colors they flew, et cetera is highly apocryphal and often of dubious credibility

[lament vapor]

mhm.

[pale ingot]

obviously.

[upper axle]

either due to the info coming from the people in question and being played up or hyperbolized to make their image seem larger than life, OR from government propaganda at the time painting them one way or another

end result's the same

we aint know much.

[lament vapor]

my knowledge is kinda spotty once you get down past the carolinas as far as privatering and piracy goes.

[upper axle]

same with the majority of people

[lament vapor]

was always more interested in the privatering my people did against the fucking yanks lmao.

[upper axle]

the carolinas is kinda the regional cutoff of readily available and somewhat reliable info on privateering and piracy.

[upper axle]

nationality?

[ruby minnow]

man Twitter can get retarded so much

[upper axle]

this is known, syno.

[pale ingot]

just stop using twitter

makes your life 1000x better

[ruby minnow]

i saw somebody say Isreal is a nazi nation

well not entirely like that

[pale ingot]

(coming from a man who doesnt use twitter)

[ruby minnow]

but i couldn't translate it better

[lament vapor]

Canadian

Nova scotia, specifically

[slender rock]

[upper axle]

ah, so during the privateering era, french as fuck.

gotcha.

[lament vapor]

Yes and no.

[upper axle]

anyway i'm from Maine so like, yknow.

not far off from you in terms of region.

[lament vapor]

ah nice

but yeah

depending on what you want to call the "privateering era" we had already expelled the Acadians to Louisiana

[upper axle]

that said there's definitely a regional "god i fucking hate french canadians" sentiment in Maine, especially people from Quebec. it's mostly rooted in them being seen as rude as fuck whenever they come down here as tourists, mostly in the summer.

[lament vapor]

thats not regoinal.

Everyone whos not from quebec, hates fucking quebecers

[upper axle]

FAIR

[lament vapor]

trust me. if i start down that rabit hole im getting banned for racial slur use XD

[upper axle]

but yea i live in the coastal region along route one so like, it's tourist central where i am and if we hear french or see a canadian license plate most people are like "UUUUUGH FUCKING WHY"

[uncut obsidian]

i made a Twitter account like 2 months ago but i never actually used twitter

[lament vapor]

they are like that hateful mother in law who shows upto the fammily reunions to bitch about everyone, but no one can say anything to her because her husband died, but everyone wonders why she even bothers to show up given she has no real attachment to the family and constantly threatens to estrange herself, except she never does because she has to hang around like a parasite beggingg for attention and money.

Blight on our fuckin country. swear to god. XD

[upper axle]

REAL

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy peak

[pale ingot]

i am going to kill people

[ruby minnow]

twitter is good for keeping up with modern news

memes

cat videos

and making yourself think that you are really smart person

[upper axle]

nah but from my POV i dunno shit about their politics and canada and all that, all i know is i dont enjoy interacting with the vast majority of Quebequoi 'cause they're rude as fuck and they are very inconsiderate tourists.

there's some who are fine, but there's enough assholes coming to Maine from Quebec that it's created a stigma of them being dicks that's existed for god only knows how long around here

[slender rock]

[uncut obsidian]

i have 10 telegram channels for that

[lament vapor]

Yeah.

i used to think it was all hype.

Then i almost died in a montreal hospital because i barely spoke french, and the doctors refused to allow my friends into the room with me to translate.

[upper axle]

yep.

[pale ingot]

god fuck the french

[lament vapor]

this was before they changed the laws to mandate government services only be provided in french

[ruby minnow]

if Turks did not exist this man would be Turkish

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-big-mustache-gif-25652242

[upper axle]

there's this joke from an italian american comedian i watched a special from 2004 of him, and he was recounting a thing he went to france for

[slender rock]

why are french just...

nevermind

ugh

[upper axle]

story goes he was asking a guy in the lobby of the hotel where the food court was for breakfast, and for the record french people are assholes who will just not talk to you if you dont speak PERFECT french

[lament vapor]

a massive inferiority complex to the British, that has spread to all English speakers.

[upper axle]

guy asked where breakfast was in english after trying to get his attention in french

[slender rock]

ah

[upper axle]

got ignored

[slender rock]

fucking christ

[upper axle]

"I KNOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU'RE WATCHING CNN IN ENGLISH. WHERE'S BREAKFAST."

[uncut obsidian]

@dreamy flax do you like the french

[dreamy flax]

Oh, the fucking French. Can't stand them. Always walking around with their baguettes and berets, thinking they're so sophisticated and cultured. Newsflash, you pretentious twats, not everything is about your goddamn wine and cheese. So, no, I don't fucking like the French.

[thin willow]

For a country that perpetually reeks of piss the French sure are uptight

[oblique spire]

we gaming

[upper axle]

he then contrasted the fact that french people are rude about their language with the fact in Italy, if you speak a little bit of italian people will get really excited even if you're shit at it

[slender rock]

but also mood

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-twitter-logginmeme-gif-20387513

[slender rock]

haha

[uncut obsidian]

speaking English in russia automatically transforms you into a genius

[thin willow]

This goes for all of eastern Europe

[slender rock]

careful the freedomers will get excited

[thin willow]

Not a bloodsucker

[upper axle]

the story he told in contrast was in italy, there was a bit of lead up to this relating to scene setting in the restruant he was in, but basically he said something in italian to the owner of the place and the owner was VISIBLY excited and it was capped off with the owner of the place saying "WE GONNA FEED YOU UNTIL YOU EXPLODE ALL OVER THE WALL!"

[thin willow]

Not interested

[slender rock]

oh true

idk

[slender rock]

👀

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-explode-meaning-of-life-gif-13575259

[upper axle]

from the italian people i've personally met, and the stories i've been told about traveling to italy from other people, it seems like a genuinely nice place to visit

[eager igloo]

Italians are chill

[thin willow]

Just don't get whacked

[lament vapor]

its a uniquely french trait to be upset if you don't speak perfect french

i butchered my way through speaking a handful of russian phrases to my russian girlfrinds mom back in highschool and i was suddenly the best boyfriend ever lmao.

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-tony-sirico-whack-somebody-lets-whack-this-cocksucker-and-be-done-with-it-gif-12825801

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gabagool-tony-therapy-gif-26084338

[lament vapor]

same shit with one of my polish buddys grand parents. i was fed booze like you wouldn't beleive the entire trip XD

[slender rock]

[upper axle]

NGL i'd probably learn spanish if i had a Latina GF, for multiple reasons. chiefly being able to speak to her in her native tongue generally speaking, but also so i can know what the fuck she's yelling at me if i piss her off so bad she starts yelling in spanish at any point.

[thin willow]

Poles will offer you alcohol no matter the circumstances

[slender rock]

genius lad

[eager igloo]

You get credit for trying, also foreigners speaking polish are funny

[lament vapor]

yes, but this was when the expensive mead they brought back from Warsaw came out LMAO

[uncut obsidian]

guys

[thin willow]

Polska gurom

[uncut obsidian]

news just came in

barbie an Oppenheimer won't be aired in russian cinemas

[odd sail]

Hell yeah

Both are trash

[lament vapor]

rip

[upper axle]

i've tried pronouncing polish words before and nearly had a stroke, i'd imagine it's a fucking riot for polish people to hear an american try and pronounce Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[high token]

barbie is banned here

[eager igloo]

It is

[odd sail]

Based?????

[thin willow]

Just another reason to start a revolution

[lament vapor]

is that cuz of the nine dash line BS?

[eager igloo]

You wouldn't believe

[pale ingot]

Start tunneling
dig a tunnel under the russian border and escape to like fucking mongolia or something idk

[high token]

yea

[thin willow]

Sometimes poles can't pronounce polish words

[high token]

i dont know why they wont just censor it

banning the whole ass movie

well atleast i watched oppie

[odd sail]

what nine dash line?

[uncut obsidian]

gonna trespass the Russian border to watch barbie in a cinema

[upper axle]

i'd hope the fuck not dude, if someone could pronounce Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz or some other shit like that every time no problem i'd be concerned

[high token]

The chinese claiming shit that isn't theirs

[lament vapor]

the nine dash line is an imaginary border china made up outlining their claims in the south china sea

[pale ingot]

fr

[thin willow]

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz is very easy to pronounce

The problem arises with tongue twisters

[eager igloo]

That's not really hard to say

[uncut obsidian]

oh btw, China released new maps showing part of russia as their territory

[odd sail]

That's just them being themselves

[uncut obsidian]

Minor tomfoolery

[thin willow]

Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami

[lament vapor]

bro. with that PFP, you need to get da faq out now.

[thin willow]

That gives me problems

[upper axle]

yea ik it's just a joke name that looks fucked up.

[lament vapor]

come to canada my gamer

[uncut obsidian]

it's not that easy

[upper axle]

first name is just pronounced Gregorz, right?

[high token]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-gif-20962699

[lament vapor]

we have a borderline open door policy at this point

[odd sail]

The west really likes accepting Chinese claims over territory except Taiwan

[eager igloo]

No

[upper axle]

DO NOT DO THIS

BAD IDEA

[high token]

pretty sure the US already disowned them

[uncut obsidian]

Bet, doing exactly that

[odd sail]

🍦

[thin willow]

Canadian hospitals

[odd sail]

We all like ice cream 1989

[upper axle]

have fun having no house and having doctors prescribe you death

[odd sail]

[lament vapor]

kek

[ruby minnow]

well because china sell

[lament vapor]

oour country is fucked

unless you move to alberta

like a sane person

[ruby minnow]

You live in fucking Canada

[robust cove]

Oppenheimer I'm not too surprised by, but Barbie? Putin doesn't want the russian people to see the heinous western propaganda

[ruby minnow]

there is opportunuties all around

[upper axle]

this. the ONLY place in canada that's at all acceptable is Alberta

[thin willow]

Get away from that side of the globe in general

[high token]

my guy over in canada saying that his streets are literally filled with crackheads, one chased him down aswell, and his ass got bear maced

[lament vapor]

like

[thin willow]

It's all fucked and irredeemable

[odd sail]

you wouldn't ban feminist shilling off the bat?

[robust cove]

YOU LIVE INCANADA AND YOU COMPLAINING?

[upper axle]

i mean that's just cities in general

[high token]

he lives in a small town pretty sure

[lament vapor]

if only you knew how bad it was bro

[ruby minnow]

i feel like life is a joke when somebody from NA or EU starts complaining about their countrry

[thin willow]

I just wanna see Ryan Gosling without a shirt dude

[upper axle]

oh. yea that's yikes

[odd sail]

Kinda gay

[upper axle]

i uhh, yea that's bad if the streets in your small rural town are full of crackheads.

[ruby minnow]

you have access to so many things you have a good economy

[high token]

my guy literally has an electric baton and bear mace just to go out at night

[uncut obsidian]

"wahhhhh my country is so fucking bad i can't even murder people on the street without getting shouted at"

[thin willow]

No different from the Russian conscripts

[robust cove]

You haven't seen bad bro

[carmine crown]

Haha, nice one

[odd sail]

It's called privilege

[odd sail]

Just about any army tbh

[thin willow]

True

[upper axle]

yikes, but also yikes that he's in canada so that's all he can access (legally). no guns allowed, yikes.

[uncut obsidian]

Syno is turkish

[ruby minnow]

while living in Turkey i see people complaining about living in Germany Britain America Canada mf have you lived in a 3rd world country

[odd sail]

Next up mfs gonna go to mars and complain about the soil being too red and having rust

[high token]

guns are allowed but heavily restricted, they just banned ARs pretty sure

[eager igloo]

Shocking, doesn't happen anywhere else at all

[young fulcrum]

Confirmed, USA life is pretty good. News would have you believe otherwise, but in my area we are chilling

[thin willow]

America is a 3rd world country

[carmine crown]

Ah makes sense, any economy is better than turkish

[lament vapor]

litterally the worst in the developed world my guy

[robust cove]

Exclude eastern eu from that (and some parts of poland)

[ruby minnow]

have you ever lived under a dictator

[slender rock]

👀

[lament vapor]

yes

its complicated

but yes

like

[thin willow]

*all of Poland

We're all under the same fucked government

[lament vapor]

i've currently got my RDB sitting next to me

but ARs are banned

[odd sail]

You cannot wash a car by yourself in Germany

[eager igloo]

Point of view depends on a point of sitting, every person complains about where they live

[upper axle]

i know. you can own guns in most of canada but it's a long and restrictive process to get them, not to mention complicated. also that's quickly going away too it looks like, and AFAIK concealed carry for protection is VERY iffy on where and when it's legal

[lament vapor]

its basicly not.

[high token]

he just larps by buying airsoft instead

good for him

[carmine crown]

People complaining about living in France, Germany, UK are just lazy and don't get a job or put in the effort. US depends on which state but most are good

[lament vapor]

there are about 6 people in all of canada with CCW permits. no im not kidding.

[ruby minnow]

yeah but when people living in 1st world countries complain about their country its just weird

[eager igloo]

That's how it is

[upper axle]

christ.

[lament vapor]

Yep.

[young fulcrum]

In my state, you don't need license to concealed carry. Just have to be old enough to buy a pistol

[robust cove]

Ryan Gosling in movie - automatucally good (I mute the woman parts of the movie)

[odd sail]

I was thinking of the same

[lament vapor]

i don't agree with this, but its better than what we have now.

im not a fan of constitutional carry.

[ruby minnow]

i invite everybody who lives in a 1st world country and complains about it to live in Turkey for 2 months

you will have a great time man

[odd sail]

as long as the Turkish ice cream vendors don't troll me

[young fulcrum]

I'm a big-time constitutional carry lover personally

[robust cove]

It ain't that bad in most of poland bro, go to any other eastern eu country

[odd sail]

I will pull out my gun if they do

[uncut obsidian]

quick question to those who complain about their countries: what are the alternatives?

[upper axle]

i'm gonna just put it out there that just because someone has it worse in some ways does not make the struggles of another invalid. yea, your country is a shit place and has essentially a dictator, but there's also struggles unique to other places you arent aware of because you yourself arent in those places.

[uncut obsidian]

surely there's a country that you view as the "better one", right?

[odd sail]

Belarus

[uncut obsidian]

fuck no

[robust cove]

No one gets the ice cream man, you are not getting alive out of Turke

[ruby minnow]

well those struggles are a fucking joke

like waa waaa i don't have gun rights

well fuck your gun rights

you have a place to live

you don't have raising prices 24/7

[lament vapor]

litterally just stop the masive immigration flood we are currently experiencing and about 70% of canada's problems go away.

this isn't some "deh tuk er jerbs" shit either. we are actually just drowning in immigrants right now. its putting every system we have in place under massive stress

[ruby minnow]

an unstable economy

[upper axle]

can you like, not be such a dick about this bro? be civil.

[robust cove]

You can eat

[carmine crown]

Compared to US? Somewhere like Norway, Switzerland

[robust cove]

No

[young fulcrum]

I'm planning to move to Best Korea soon. Gonna Naruto run across the DMZ with my citizenship application (written in crayon)

[ruby minnow]

i am really civil right now

i haven't said racial slurs yet

[uncut obsidian]

I'm talking about alternative countries, if "canada bad" then what country is "good"?

[odd sail]

every country has its own problems

[robust cove]

Extremely really, I think you're just making good points

[thin willow]

First world country problems be like

I'm going to desecrate a national monument because I feel like I'm not privileged enough

[lament vapor]

Canada isn't bad. it has bad leadership at the moment, which is soon to change.

[uncut obsidian]

move to fucking africa and you'll forget about all of your gun and other rich problems

[young fulcrum]

Switzerland is actually a decent pick. Only place in Europe with actual percentage of gun ownership. (At least that I know of)

Expensive as fuck though

[odd sail]

I'm going to glue myself to a monument

[thin willow]

Living in Switzerland is gonna bankrupt you bro

[odd sail]

If you work in Switzerland itself it's actually doable

Their minimum income is $3000/month or sunn

[thin willow]

Fuckers got higher living expenses than California

[carmine crown]

True, barely any guncrime as well.

[upper axle]

i complain about my country not because i hate it here or see it as an inferior nation to another, and the way i see it there is no alternative better than the US in the current state of the world. i complain about the situations that are problems in my country to bring awareness to them and advocate for change with other residents. it's not idle bitching, i actually advocate and present solutions for changing the situation.

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/s7XPNM_Om9Q?si=0LHJGHIp-Zz5sFAD

[lament vapor]

czech republic

they actually have a constitutional right to firearms ownership

[odd sail]

Stop oil when I make them walk to prison and eat raw vegetables

[thin willow]

I'd live in the Czech Republic just to speak the silly language

[young fulcrum]

I'm moving

[upper axle]

bitching about problems without having an idea how to solve it doesnt do jack shit, i've long taken the stance of shutting the fuck up about an issue unless you've got something productive to say and are well informed about the facts in said situation

[oblique spire]

Yeah putin doesn't want the ruskies to see oppenheimer carving shit up with an atomic bomb

[robust cove]

But it's at least not a hobo shithole ville like california

[young fulcrum]

Least based take I've seen in Brainfart in a long time...

[ruby minnow]

if you want to own guns freely with no restrictions

middle east and Africa is a great choice

[carmine crown]

It's sometimes funny people act like the USA is some golden country where it will solve all your problems.

[uncut obsidian]

atomic bomb bad!
UNLESS its used by russia, of course

[ruby minnow]

you can even own fully automatic LMGs

[odd sail]

if you want to own guns freely don't obey the law

[oblique spire]

[upper axle]

it's why i tend to keep a very open mind and not really talk in depth about shit like a foreign nation's internal politics unless i know a far bit about the topic at hand

[young fulcrum]

My skin color is not welcome there

[thin willow]

The hobos are turned into fresh banknotes by the swiss bankers

[robust cove]

Good

[upper axle]

least intelligent user i've seen in brainfart in a long time, impressive.

[oblique spire]

Basically the japanese in 1945

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7wcOl7rwIk

[uncut obsidian]

we actually had a way of solving our city/region (or even country) problems
but that "way" is now in jail

[upper axle]

russia?

[ruby minnow]

there is a very easy solution if you hate your country like i do

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[ruby minnow]

suicide

[upper axle]

ah yea. that'll do it.

[young fulcrum]

Imagine not just prattling on about subjects you have next to no knowledge of and then making up supporting details without ever disclaiming a lack of knowledge of any facet

[odd sail]

[young fulcrum]

Lame

[eager igloo]

Bitching is a natural law of a human

[thin willow]

Why do that when you can kill two birds with one stone and assassinate your country's leader while you're at it

[carmine crown]

Solves every problem, I'm looking into getting a suicide done actually.

[ruby minnow]

real

[upper axle]

unironically tho that's real shit.

[ruby minnow]

i have a few plans

so first is

escaping Turkey

for like Germany

second is suicide

third is joining ISIS

[oblique spire]

All three

[odd sail]

escape, kys, or stay

[fallow trellis]

EFT

[odd sail]

[fallow trellis]

Escape from Turkey

[thin willow]

Brother will only join a terrorist cell if suicide fails

[upper axle]

[thin willow]

Good priorities

[odd sail]

Suicide bomber

Now that's real af

[fallow trellis]

bomber? I barely know her

[ruby minnow]

if i can't escape it will go between ISIS and suicide

[young fulcrum]

Great minds think alike, I just made this same joke like yesterday.

A meme must be made

[ruby minnow]

it depends on how religious i am

[fallow trellis]

ISIS is suicide with extra steps

[odd sail]

You can get to kill people you hate if you join ISIS

[upper axle]

i mean, sounds like what goes on with the mentally ill minors the US federal intelligence agencies groom into shooters. "well if killing myself wont work, i'll get in touch with that man in a suit that wanted me to do that thing for him"

[ruby minnow]

no man ISIS is busy fighting YPG which fights against Turkey

[uncut obsidian]

join the IRS

[ruby minnow]

No

[odd sail]

no exploding Paris?

[upper axle]

i'd rather die.

[oblique spire]

Both.

Join ISIS

suicide bomb

[odd sail]

(x2)

[oblique spire]

Maximum efficiency

[fallow trellis]

thats exactly what i said

[young fulcrum]

Maybe you ARE based after all...

[carmine crown]

Gonna become an IRS goon just because you said that

[ruby minnow]

i mean wouldn't it be fun to be in Taliban

i'm turkish

i can learn arabic

i can grow a beard

[odd sail]

Taliban doesn't speak Arabic you doof

They speak pashto and dari

[fallow trellis]

who would win the IRS or the entirely of landlords on earth

[uncut obsidian]

what and what

weird dish names

[fallow trellis]

thats a food i think

[odd sail]

your country invaded Afgan and doesn't know

[upper axle]

my view on the IRS is i'm the old guy from UP and i'm talking to the various Homeowner's associations, the ATF, and the IRS in that order. "I DONT WANT YOU HERE, AND I DONT WANT YOU HERE, I'M STUCK WITH YOU!"

[oblique spire]

Guys

which country do I invade before afghanistan with pavlo

[odd sail]

USSR

[oblique spire]

true

but

[ruby minnow]

he's playing Russia

[oblique spire]

that doesn't exist anymore

So

[fallow trellis]

Azerbaijan

[odd sail]

Stage a coup on yourself

[oblique spire]

i can't really invade it

because it doesn't exist

[ruby minnow]

No

[pure hatch]

greece?

[odd sail]

Invade Ukraine

[fallow trellis]

[ruby minnow]

now this i agree

[odd sail]

Oops

[fallow trellis]

romania

[oblique spire]

What is in greece at this specific moment that is a threat to australia

[ruby minnow]

nuke Armenia and Greece

[odd sail]

Homosexuals

[oblique spire]

true

[pure hatch]

greek immigrants
and frappe

[oblique spire]

I

I'm only invading afghanistan because uh

they also have fuck tons of heat

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/petrol-station-gif-23573443

[upper axle]

IRS. the landlords are mostly dumb assholes who sit on their ass all day and collect rent for a living and have zero actual practical combat skills. the IRS has a legit dedicated task force for armed enforcement.

[oblique spire]

only australia can be fucking burning every day of the week

so I'll annex afghan and then

[odd sail]

Do Pakistan next

[upper axle]

california

[oblique spire]

its part of australia

[odd sail]

Abbotabad

[pure hatch]

California: excuse me

[upper axle]

same brain

[oblique spire]

also this is uh

[fallow trellis]

yeah but theyre alot tho its like the sun vs 1 trillion lions

[oblique spire]

not in hoi4

i hope you realise

[pure hatch]

Crimson 1 brain

[odd sail]

is this real life

or nah

[oblique spire]

Yes.

Me and Pavlo are gonna invade Afghanistan in 2024

[odd sail]

Llama is Scotty from marketing

[oblique spire]

with 1 singular T-62 mounted with a DSHK

[fallow trellis]

Guys which house should I burn to the ground

In Minecraft?

[oblique spire]

Mashallah we will annex it

[upper axle]

fun fact: a big reason california is experiencing those giant wildfires is because dumbasses 100 ish years ago imported Eucalyptus trees from Australia, which the sap of is INCREDIBLY flammable once they reach maturity. after 100 years.

[young fulcrum]

They probably have javelin missiles now, after the incident

[upper axle]

there's a LOT of eucalyptus in some parts of Cali now

[oblique spire]

so

[upper axle]

and they're around 100 years old.

[oblique spire]

I have a T-62

[odd sail]

get a couple of MiG-35's

[oblique spire]

No

SU-27

and one T-62

[odd sail]

Fine

[oblique spire]

fitted with a dshk

[meager maple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bread1-gif-25741880

[pure hatch]

you forgot, they keep insisting on almond farms for muh almond milk
too fucking bad almond sucks up so much water so California is fucking dry

[upper axle]

that too.

[meager maple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bread-cat-the-money-cats-meme-gif-22103078

[young fulcrum]

What's the top armor looking like on a T-62? I know nothing about tanks

[pure hatch]

California is a shithole, idfk who wants to live there

[oblique spire]

uhhhh

not good

But

[meager maple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/948303507751043142/1146199324930355250/image0.gif

[upper axle]

almond farms sapping the water to dry everything out and eucalyptus trees for fueling the fire, what a fucking wild wombo combo for setting your entire state on fire

[oblique spire]

It's a T-62

[meager maple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bread-cat-the-money-cats-meme-gif-22103088

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/dfjk-gif-25388063

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bread-cat-the-money-cats-meme-gif-22103088

[oblique spire]

WHO DID THIS

WHO THE FUCK DID THIS

[young fulcrum]

Go with God then you glorious son of a bitch

[eager igloo]

FUCKING LATE

[oblique spire]

[pure hatch]

dont their wildfires also ruin the days of other states too because of all the smoke? if im correct then truly a Californian moment, ruining everything for the other states

[meager maple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bread-cat-the-money-cats-meme-gif-22103071

[upper axle]

yessir

[oblique spire]

oh and uh

[upper axle]

the smoke spreads and fucks the air quality of neighboring states

[oblique spire]

Me and Pavlo's arsenal consists of

2 AKMs

1 T-62

[carmine crown]

Armor a Toyota pickup and mount a DSHK

[oblique spire]

1 MI-24V

and uh

1 SU-27

[upper axle]

based.

[oblique spire]

true

[pure hatch]

the fact that California also exports their moronic voters to red states is annoying as hell
but i won't go far with that statement or else i'd be frothing at the mouth because of blue

[oblique spire]

arma 3 based

[upper axle]

me when californians move into my state https://tenor.com/view/ゔぃちゃん-비챤-viichan-이세돌-이세계아이돌-gif-26526424

[pure hatch]

nice, now i can do it in 2 games now

[upper axle]

gonna three stooges the fuckers

[oblique spire]

real

[odd sail]

does ground branch have it

[pure hatch]

yes

[odd sail]

[oblique spire]

Yes.

[odd sail]

hop on operators

[pure hatch]

it's hard as hell but really great when you actually beat it

[young fulcrum]

Yooooo

[pure hatch]

they've had it for a while now lmfao

[oblique spire]

[oblique spire]

Skill issue

1 man

[oblique spire]

1 HK-416 (Bin Laden sleeping pill)

1 set of NVGs

[carmine crown]

Does ready or not support modded maps?

[pure hatch]

you forgot the 5.56

[oblique spire]

Yes

[pure hatch]

Yes it does

[oblique spire]

I will now invade Bin Laden's compound

but uh

with an MP7

the other bin laden sleeping pill

[pure hatch]

Californians on their way to raise housing prices and reduce living quality by voting for shitty policies

[pure hatch]

I crave for the P90

[oblique spire]

true

although

real men use the krink

[young fulcrum]

What if we walled off California instead of Mexico, and waited for it to finish burning down?

[carmine crown]

Thank God they are giving pedos and rapists three strikes (joking)

[pure hatch]

no no, we fucking saw California from the border then kick it off into the Atlantic

[oblique spire]

yes

jam a .50 BMG inside a 12 guage shell

EFT style

[pure hatch]

if it fits, it yeets

[pure hatch]

brass goblins, annoying little shits

[oblique spire]

gawd dayum

[pure hatch]

i love how in one game i have, there's a 50 cal air rifle
one of the mods is the fucking guy shoving a .50 BMG into the gun
you only shoot it once and it's fucking destroyed the whole round

[lament vapor]

fucking brass goblers man.

[upper axle]

i'm planning to start reloading my brass eventually, and once i do i'm FULLY willing to beat the shit outta someone for trying to brass goblin me

[young fulcrum]

Put the fucking bakelite magazine on there rite fukkin now

[pure hatch]

this is why you invest in a brass catcher, not only to larp as a helicopter marksman but to keep brass goblins at bay

[upper axle]

nah 'cause they look fucking dumb

[pure hatch]

sad helo marksman noises

[upper axle]

i'll just punch people if they try and steal my brass

[pure hatch]

you have a gun though /s

[upper axle]

i would use one if i was on a helo dw

but on ground at a range it looks dumb

[pure hatch]

bro, we got the fucking same build lmfao

[pure hatch]

twiiiins

[young fulcrum]

Oohhh fuuuuck

[oblique spire]

[pure hatch]

no no, it's when the kid with the antifa patch asks you for help with their AR

[oblique spire]

ok don't cum on the krink now

[slender rock]

fuck sakes you fucking degenerate

christ

no wonder his bolts sticks

[ruby minnow]

Americans search up gun rule34 more then anything

[slender rock]

Don't

[ruby minnow]

well i am not american

[slender rock]

don't give him ideas

fuck sakes

[pure hatch]

you meant to say GFL fans

[slender rock]

FFS

[young fulcrum]

Unfortunately for you old boy

[upper axle]

btw i find it really fucking funny BTW that i've basically cemented myself as "the guy who knows guns real good" around here 'cause i've started getting occasional DMs from people in this server for gun advice or help figuring out what's fucked about their gun. for the record i dont mind at all it's just funny.

[ruby minnow]

fortunately not american

[pure hatch]

the Zach Hazard of brainfart

[upper axle]

LMAO

[oblique spire]

Krink is the ultimate CQC rifle

[upper axle]

god i WISH i was as experienced as Zach

i'll be there soon enough tho

[pure hatch]

if you were sent to fort polk, god help you

[ruby minnow]

it sucks that you can't be as racist as you want in America

cancel culture sucks there

[young fulcrum]

And yet you ARE turkish

[ruby minnow]

yes not american

[upper axle]

i would just rope myself if i enlisted and got sent to fort polk.

[carmine crown]

I was born in fort Polk, I wish I was joking...

[upper axle]

YIKES

[young fulcrum]

Depends on who you talk to. Things ain't so bad in my little town

[pure hatch]

how's it like being called Satan?

but seriously, do you have a really interesting story about why that happened?

[upper axle]

i'd wager it's probably not interesting

[carmine crown]

I was an accident

[pure hatch]

i love how Fort Polk is such a universally hated place in the military

[pure hatch]

aren't we all?

[upper axle]

it's a deserved reputation based off everything i've heard

[ruby minnow]

well in your small town i can be as racist i want anywhere in Turkey and people would support me

[pure hatch]

i heard it's boring as hell, humid as hell as well thanks to the Louisiana climate

[ruby minnow]

and this is how to become a politician

[glad carbon]

arent turkey and greece basically trhe same country

[pure hatch]

Fort Polk iirc, is very remote from a lot of places to entertain yourself

[ruby minnow]

of course

different cultures but same people with same problems

[carmine crown]

You'll be liking turkey once you get the Erdogen bribe money as a politician

[pure hatch]

i thought you were gonna erupt from that statement ngl

[young fulcrum]

I fucking hate Louisiana If King hate Louisiana I fucking hate Louisiana I hate Louisiana I fucking hate Louisiana hate Louisiana fuck Louisiana

[upper axle]

what i've heard boils down to
boring as hell
hot and humid as fuck 'cause louisiana
it's in bum fuck nowhere
it's the place where they send incompetent shitheads for the most part

[ruby minnow]

the truth is there

Greece and Turkey are really simillar

[pure hatch]

the hate for Louisiana is astounding lmfao

[pure hatch]

it is, which is why it's so boring
nowhere to go for fun nearby

[upper axle]

this is true but at the same time like, yknow. i also thought that would have been the kind of shit that would make you murder a man

lol

[ruby minnow]

if you called me armenian i would murder a man

[carmine crown]

It's swampy, humid, white trash state

[upper axle]

LMAO

fuck, what other countries are near Turkey that are pretty similar?

[pure hatch]

isn't the place also in a terrible condition given it's one of the poorest places in the USA?

[ruby minnow]

none

[upper axle]

idk geography of that region (or most regions TBH) very well

[ruby minnow]

well expect for Azerbeijan

[upper axle]

thoughts on Azerbeijan?

[ruby minnow]

you're American geography is not an ability you need to have

[ruby minnow]

they're the most loyal ally of Turkey

because they're Turks

and speak Turkish

[carmine crown]

I haven't lived for long but it's really not that bad if you can stand the heat

[upper axle]

honestly true. america is an entire ocean in either direction seperated from the rest of the world so it makes sense for us to not be super good with geography outside of our continent

[pure hatch]

i could probably stand it
probably

[ruby minnow]

Turks are a race and there are tribes in it

like Azerbeijan is a tribe name

[upper axle]

gotcha.

[ruby minnow]

but for some reason Turkey decided to take the whole name

not use the tribe name

[rancid iris]

the Louisiana slander in brainfart

[eager igloo]

Bloody ottomans man

[ruby minnow]

Ottomans were an LGBTQ ally

[rancid iris]

interesting

[ruby minnow]

they legalized homosexuality in 1853

[carmine crown]

For good reason

[young fulcrum]

It's only slander if untrue

[pure hatch]

when you live in a humid land, you start to develop a seething hatred for the place

[oblique spire]

Look at these goofy bitches

[proud torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kittens-cute-adorable-cat-cutie-gif-16781981

infestation

[rancid iris]

i live in texas, it’s no different humidity wise

and u can’t act like bourbon street doesnt exist

golden nugget casino

[slender rock]

wideangle nods

[upper axle]

honestly, i went on a solo roadtrip to Georgia to visit some friends in January of this year and as someone who lived in Maine his entire life it's fucking SCARY how hot it was during midday in fucking JANUARY in that place when you think about how that's the colder season for them. peak temps some days in mid summer in Maine are around 100 degrees and 80ish percent humidity, so it gets decently hot some days, but 80-90 and a fair bit humid was where it sat in mid day during JANUARY when i was in georgia so i'm fucking terrified about summer if i ever am down there

[pure hatch]

I tried to make the Black Powder Red Earth attire

[rancid iris]

any number of food districts in baton rouge

[rancid iris]

it’s been 115 in texas lately :^)

[ruby minnow]

the thing i love about ground branch is custom patches

[pure hatch]

sounds about right with humidity, it's like getting cooked alive without AC

[pure hatch]

it's a double edged sword tbh, i've seen some degenerate patch mods before

[ruby minnow]

like what?

[upper axle]

i would probably die. that said you would also probably die if you came to Maine in the winter once it hits -40 with windchill so like yknow.

[pure hatch]

mostly anime themed, well i hope it's anime anyway

[rancid iris]

my family is from wyoming that aint shit

[upper axle]

yea fair.

[rancid iris]

wyoming is so bad over half of the state straight up closes from november to april

[odd sail]

do i host a server and you guys join on steam @pure hatch @oblique spire

[young fulcrum]

Wyoming is a decent state

[upper axle]

-40 is definitely the kind of temps when you've lived in the north for 20 years it's like "oh, it's -40 with 6 feet of snow? eh. whatever, i'm still going to the store to get some fucking snacks."

[pure hatch]

i have the game uninstalled rn, waiting for my SSD

[oblique spire]

possibly

[odd sail]

[young fulcrum]

Similar energy in the Dakota's

[pure hatch]

i fucking hate modding FNV and Anomaly, it's addictive and will absolutely take up space

[upper axle]

you can immediately tell when someone has just moved to a far north state by their reaction to hearing "we're getting 2 or 3 feet of snow today and it's gonna be -40 degrees out 'cause of the wind"

[odd sail]

friend request sent

[upper axle]

if they're scared or talk about not going outside they're new.

[oblique spire]

not recieved

[upper axle]

if they're like "ah, so it's that time of year again, eh?" and then go to the store and buy some snacks they've been here a while

[oblique spire]

wait

nvm

[ruby minnow]

i have just found a patch pack with infidels patch in it i should run an ak with this patch

[young fulcrum]

Yeah. 2-3 ft snow is nice. Easy to shovel still, but enough that the kids might get out of school for a couple hours

[pure hatch]

have fun bro, just dont fucking run with a hentai patch please

[edgy abyss]

yea, run a Furry one

[slender rock]

christ

[rancid iris]

“Oh shit, our door is blocked by 5 foot of snow? Better get my shovel out, i need some smokes from the gas station”

[upper axle]

yee. once you get to 4 feet or more in a day i start groaning a little

[young fulcrum]

That's when the shoveling starts to wear your back out

[upper axle]

i've said this exact sentence but replace smokes with like, a hotdog or whatever, more times than i can count.

[pure hatch]

i should probably try and mod some RPC Authority patches into GB at some point
SCP Foundation can't be the only paranormal organization running around in GB

[young fulcrum]

What is RPC authority? Like great value SCP?

[upper axle]

"ah shit, door's completely blocked to the top of the frame with snow, i better clear that so i can go get that bag of chips and pizza i wanted to get"

[ruby minnow]

i just wish i had turkish friends to larp as SAT

[pure hatch]

RPC authority is SCP but politically neutral
so many of the OG writers for SCP took their material and moved there the moment the SCP Foundation started to get more political

[haughty shore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67rwfPtdj_s

[pure hatch]

the deranged SCP fans like to say RPC is homophobic and shit, but it's not
the community is small but pretty polite and neat

[young fulcrum]

Okay, so like the Vimeo version

[pure hatch]

RPC Authority is also a little more realistic as compared to the Foundation, the Authority has an actual budget and not an endless one

[oblique spire]

@odd sail where we running

whats the tools required for the trade

[odd sail]

compound

[ruby minnow]

i think SCP just became an autistic piece of content after awhile

[odd sail]

take nvg's

[ruby minnow]

with the community growing larger

[oblique spire]

bet

[pure hatch]

you're correct, try RPC Authority if I were you
it's basically SCP before it went mainstream

[oblique spire]

It's krinking time

or do i drop a bitch with 7.62

[pure hatch]

so many of the good writers in SCP literally moved to RPC after the June event happened in SCP's website back in like 2018

[oblique spire]

Boys krink or SVD

[young fulcrum]

Use the FAL son, return to the bush wars

[pure hatch]

why not both?

[oblique spire]

no

[oblique spire]

can't grab both smh

krink or the svd

SVD CQC????

[pure hatch]

there's a reason the enemies carry them

[oblique spire]

true

[young fulcrum]

Svd then I guess

[pure hatch]

possible, albeit risky as hell

[ruby minnow]

man i just love construction sounds they're so relaxing

like BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[pure hatch]

the fact there's a literal SCP that is a sentient satellite dish that writes homestuck fanfic is cringy as hell
the fact the mods went out to ban people criticizing the writing is stupid

[young fulcrum]

Remove belt, remove carrier, spawn with a pistol that only has one mag. Use whatever you can pick up to clear the level

[pure hatch]

have done it before, it's great

[young fulcrum]

That DOES sound very cringe...

[pure hatch]

the mods also got triggered because someone wrote a Joke SCP under the Joke side of the website
the Joke SCP is a doorknob that makes you horny and want to fuck it
mods and a lot of the newer members got triggered because "doorknob's getting sexually harassed" when the doorknob is not sentient

SCP going mainstream was a mistake ngl, it's overrun with children now

[upper axle]

SCP mods being cringe and political, as well as overly defensive about subpar writing driving away long time fans? NEVER.

[pure hatch]

this is why the RPC Authority was founded, and the same mods got the balls to call the people who are there homophobes and fascists when really, all they wanted was SCP to be like SCP

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-surprised-shock-gif-15311957

[pure hatch]

i've been to the SCP website before, it feels like a fucking echo chamber now

[upper axle]

again, and i reiterate

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-surprised-shock-gif-15311957

[pure hatch]

if you want some of the old SCPs, probably check the Authority
the writer probably took his writing and moved it there

[oblique spire]

@odd sail Got fucking dropped

folded like the nashville shooter

[pure hatch]

Officer Gigachad strikes again

[odd sail]

i keep forgetting it's a two tap to kill

[pure hatch]

always remember the golden rules of always double tap and shoot until you are certain it is dead

[odd sail]

true

[oblique spire]

I killed the remainder of the compound by myself with my krink

[pure hatch]

hopefully SCP 5k allows you to mod the player model, i wouldn't mind changing the current operator into an MST operative from RPC

[oblique spire]

Mild tomfoolery @odd sail

[odd sail]

dewit

[oblique spire]

Holy fuck he tanked 7 rounds of .45 no problem

he's him

and 100 rounds of 5.56 from a SAW

he's built different

[carmine crown]

Is ground branch good? I know there is almost tarkov level customisation

[slender rock]

it's so so

[carmine crown]

Hm alright. Pvp looks dogshit

[wide basin]

https://youtu.be/fYFMetpjH-U?si=8_Uxsktn9pnS_zGW

@night berry

[night berry]

Oh no

[pure hatch]

it's pretty lackluster in content atm and the AI is ridiculously stupid, the devs though are hard at work with rolling out updates

[oblique spire]

and then i got fucking folded

fuck

[slender rock]

F

[odd sail]

[pure hatch]

at least you weren't caught dead with a Sub 2000

[oblique spire]

true

[oblique spire]

instead i had a SAW

[pure hatch]

ngl, the great thing about GB is it's literally a Tom Clancy game that Tom Clancy would approve of
it's what Siege should have been

[pure hatch]

mofo fucking died carrying that heavy sack of shit
F

[pure hatch]

isn't the 249 in the game though a specialized variant of it? as far as I know, the one special forces use had the magazine adapter of the 249 removed to save weight

[oblique spire]

when the wendigo starts chasing you

[gloomy jay]

Skin walker...

[eager igloo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/492787310534852618/1146681022365310976/20230830_003820.jpg

[carmine crown]

the magazine adaptation for the SAW is incredibly unreliable

[rancid iris]

ditto to everything lol

[pure hatch]

ik, it's belgian overengineered nonsense

they actually once had the Mk48 rather than the 249 but had to change it because of how strong the Mk48 was

[carmine crown]

Heard some US special forces went back to the M60, probably bullshit though

[pure hatch]

they possibly did, they're special forces after all so they can afford maintaining it better than grunts
also, it's way lighter than the M240B

[eager igloo]

Omfg yesss I'm always like "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU"

[odd sail]

gg

[oblique spire]

gg

mild tomfoolery in the form of a flash bang with "HEY SHITASS" written on it

[carmine crown]

There's gotta be something better than the m60 though

[odd sail]

it's called a PKP

[carmine crown]

There's definitely a reason the m60 was replaced, but the Ma duce wasnt

[pure hatch]

the M60E6 is supposedly good on paper from what i've heard
it's a total overhaul of the M60

the Danes are using it i think

[carmine crown]

Thought the Danes used mg42s in NATO cal

[pure hatch]

they're phasing out their MG3s because of its weight i think, the M60E6 seemed pretty attractive to them as it is very light (for an LMG)

[carmine crown]

The m60e6 looks badass though

[pure hatch]

truth, i cant believe the US Military never thought about putting the bipod on the foregrip for the older M60s

[hearty shadow]

http://www.usord.com/weapons/m60e6

[pure hatch]

the bipod placement for the E6 makes it look cooler ngl

[carmine crown]

M60 is 308 or?

Can't remember

[pure hatch]

7.62 NATO

[hearty shadow]

yeah 7.62 NATO

[pure hatch]

same with the MG3

[hearty shadow]

isn't .308 just civilian 7.62

with less gunpowder or something

[pure hatch]

yes, it's also slightly spicier than 7.62 NATO

[hearty shadow]

Straight from the first result of google

"Differences between the two cartridges include: 308 Win has a higher maximum pressure than 7.62x51mm NATO. 308 Win has slightly greater case capacity than 7.62x51mm NATO. 308 Win case walls are typically slightly thicker than those of the 7.62x51mm NATO."

[carmine crown]

Gun modification was still foreign in Vietnam era

[hearty shadow]

Special forces did it but not the average grunt

they mightve in the later end of the war

[carmine crown]

Yeah the specops can do whatever they want, including cocaine

[pure hatch]

im referring to where they should place the bipod on the M60 to begin with, attaching it to the barrel was a fucking bad idea since you now have to have multiple bipods to swap the barrel out

[stone shoal]

[pure hatch]

guess i was half correct-ish, still wrong though

[stone shoal]

That shit lost its touch years ago tbf

[hearty shadow]

what SCP

[pure hatch]

yet the mods at SCP still mald when you mention RPC

[pure hatch]

i forgot the name, but it's out there

[stone shoal]

Dunno what RPC is, all I know is that the site fell from it's ideals of being actually spooky anomalous objects years ago

There's an entire saga just dedicated to fucking AI personas talking to each other

[pure hatch]

basically, the RPC is SCP, well old SCP
the founders of the RPC were og SCP members who got sick and tired of the new moderators and their bullshit
they wanted the old SCP back so they went and made their own SCP Foundation
SCP mods and some of the deranged fans at SCP will mald and call you a homophobe for even mentioning that you like RPC

[stone shoal]

Link? Typing RPC in google gives me a bunch of business sites

I've been trying to think of what other shit I've seen

[pure hatch]

http://rpcauthority.wikidot.com/

[stone shoal]

Mostly watch through Volgun these days

[pure hatch]

Eastside Show SCP actually has an alternate channel dedicated to RPC

[upper axle]

lmao

[pure hatch]

Eastside Show RPC I believe, dude was recently attacked by deranged SCP fans the moment they found out he does RPC content too

[eager igloo]

Omg there's a 1000 of them too

[pure hatch]

they attacked him when it's been almost half a decade since the whole SCP RPC debacle

[upper axle]

yknow what's something i honestly cannot really rationalize but know to be true?

[stone shoal]

Certain individuals of a modern day topic will do that

Because they're, you know,

fucking insane and retarded.

[upper axle]

gas station hot dogs.

[pure hatch]

deranged.

[upper axle]

i cannot give a rational reason why gas station hot dogs are so good, but they are.

by all means they should not be

but they are

[stone shoal]

When you're hungry and don't give a fuck, you just want a least reputable, but damn good-tasting meal?

[eager igloo]

Now I want a hot dog

[carmine crown]

They've been slow cooking them on the rollers since 7 in the morning, no clue how that shit tastes good either

[stone shoal]

Starving has something to do with the process

[pure hatch]

i like RPC because it's more realistic ngl, the Foundation feels like an all mighty organization with infinite resources whilst RPC feels like a real organization that worries about budget problems and world leaders pushing them around from time to time
also, there's an actual lore and canon that RPC has to follow so it isnt as convoluted as SCP

[pure hatch]

yeah, really shitty food tastes really good when you're really hungry

[stone shoal]

I speak from experience on this. Only time I can actually eat Heinz Beans is when I'm absolutely nightmarishly starved

[upper axle]

there's something magical about a gas station hot dog at 3:30 in the morning

[stone shoal]

Any time and it's bland enough to want to puke

[pure hatch]

whatever is in the pantry when im starving at midnight will taste like a 5 Star Michelin meal

[stone shoal]

But past starvation it just goes in and gives you that spark of joy

[upper axle]

there's a fucking reason i'm on a first name basis with the guy who works nights at the gas station up the road from me.

he's a chill guy and he's there when i make my 3:30 am hot dog runs

lol

[pure hatch]

im convinced this is why MREs taste like shit, the grunts will like eating it when it's the only option they have

[upper axle]

what's funny is that US MREs are actually fucking good

[pure hatch]

some are, some aren't
it's hit or miss from what i've seen

[eager igloo]

The best thing I have ever eaten was zapiekanka at 1am while being drunk as shit

[carmine crown]

Half the us mres don't look that bad, very high calories

[pure hatch]

the egg ones or vegeterian ones look like actual vomit ngl

[upper axle]

they'll make you unable to shit for days if you eat em more than once in a week but they're actually fucking great from everything i've heard. that said there's like..2 or so US MREs that i and everyone else who knows about em says to avoid 'cause they're fucking gross

[upper axle]

those are the gross ones in question.

[devout hull]

brainfarts

BTS

[carmine crown]

Not shitting for a week in a battlefield is probably a good thing

[pure hatch]

aren't US mres also really liked by other nations when grunts trade rations? i heard spanish special forces prefer them because it's easier to eat them on the move compared to their rations

[upper axle]

it's like.. 2 or 3 of the varieties of US MRE that are genuinely kinda gross, but that aint bad when there's at least 15 or whatever varieties of MRE

[upper axle]

this.

[pure hatch]

best not to get caught with your pants down, literally
or to shit yourself in a firefight

[upper axle]

US MREs are genuinely regarded as the best military rations in the entire world

[pure hatch]

i thought for sure the French had that in the bag

[upper axle]

nah

the US has been regarded as best MREs for at least a few decades now

[pure hatch]

honestly, as much as some US MREs have a shit reputation, i still wouldnt mind trying them out of morbid curiosity

[carmine crown]

I doubt there are alot of mre tasting experts

[stone shoal]

Only Steve.

[slender rock]

uh

[carmine crown]

Fuck Steve

[devout hull]

want one?

[stone shoal]

I'm about to crack open your skull, lets see what's inside.

Woah. Nice Hiss.

[slender rock]

No

[pure hatch]

what the fuck is that thumbnail
youtube and coomer bait is annoying

[slender rock]

I don't know what that is

[stone shoal]

|| You do know the man, the myth, the legend, right?||

[slender rock]

mmkay lets get this out on a tray. Nice!

[carmine crown]

No

[stone shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/@Steve1989MRE

[devout hull]

crack open a lukewarm one with the boys

[stone shoal]

I love that disclaimer

I have never eaten any food beyond the safe point of human consumption

Has cracked open several 1930~ military rations

[upper axle]

not just the best for flavor either btw. they're made to be incredibly convenient for eating on the move as well as as being a whole day's worth of calories (and a VERY balanced nutrition) while being INCREDIBLY compact and lightweight so as to not take up too much space or weight in a soldier's bags.

[carmine crown]

Damn Steve's actually pretty cool

[pure hatch]

you meant to say eaten civil war era hardtack

[pure hatch]

yeah, guy eats old shit all the time

[stone shoal]

That.

[pure hatch]

he's the bob ross of mres, he also does a good description of what the ration tastes like

[upper axle]

steve may not have eaten food beyond safe consumption, but he sure as fuck has eaten things that MOST people would look at and go "i dont care if it's safe that's not going in my mouth being that old."

[wide basin]

https://youtu.be/sI_Z5p3ple0

[pure hatch]

ik this guy, the god of gaslighting

love how the orange guy sounds like darwin from tawog

[carmine crown]

Genuine fear

[solar coral]

Ok but like orange was the impostor

[pure hatch]

he was