🎪bruh-fart

[urban ocean]

Meanwhile, all Americans want to do is some background checks and it's the worst thing ever

[odd sail]

sussiety moment

[uncut obsidian]

what job is that, cashier?

[urban ocean]

@lyric badger larp as a Uke, move to hungary and you'll get into the US no problem

[narrow lotus]

BOMBASTIK

[swift scarab]

IEDY

BIRD

[urban ocean]

In my city we got a shit ton of ukes from hungary recently

[lyric badger]

cashier, plus tool sharpening. doing men's job while I can xddddddddd

[swift scarab]

NOW

[odd sail]

what about canada though? lots of people from a certain ethnic community from india seem to have colonised canada

[urban ocean]

your only other option is femboy trap blacksmith

[uncut obsidian]

oh, le classic russian worker experience, i see

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/6W5pq4bIzIw?si=hcHbkNp3pOCsMly1

[uncut obsidian]

ofc you won't get money fast

[lyric badger]

what
didn't understand first part at all

[earnest briar]

I don't

[urban ocean]

Work program. They go to canada for schooling then come to the US to work for a couple years before going back home

[swift scarab]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[lyric badger]

I can try being a youtuber. in a few years that might become.... not pointless? xddddd

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/pZ-oEuWMszs?si=uoBa_tvgqEl29V19

[odd sail]

ohhh

[wraith osprey]

So aspiring homeless person

[urban ocean]

@odd sail we have an entire section of my city that's an indian quarter and nearly all of them emigrated to canada to school and then come to my city to work for the big banks as data analysts or sofware engineers. RBS, UBS, etc.

They make bank

like $80K-$110K starting

[odd sail]

i thought there were tons of punjabis in canada because they seem to be very violent when protesting about what is happening back home

[urban ocean]

do that for like 2 or 3 years then go back home

and be rich indians

[uncut obsidian]

big numbers

[urban ocean]

Yeah they send it all back home

[lyric badger]

not homeless, bruh

[urban ocean]

they live in absolute squalor

but once they're home they can buy a plot of land, build a house and live a life of luxury

[odd sail]

the grind

zero to hero

[urban ocean]

300-400K in india goes a long way

[lyric badger]

when exchange course is godly

[urban ocean]

make 400K in US, transfer to rupee, bank account hits 8 digits

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/984975032038092851/1140650926034657280/Desktop_2023.08.15_-_00.15.47.17.DVR_Trim.mp4

[sage otter]

Go to Venezuela and buy half the country cause you like having a big garden

And still have 300k left

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-venezuela-gif-19389664

[urban ocean]

The average house price in India is about 7K per squarefoot

if you get the maximum exchange rate for 400K, you're playing with 32 million rupees

You can build yourself a 3000 squarefoot home for 2 million rupees

so you still have 30 million to play with

that's if the locals don't find out and machete you to death

[lyric badger]

worst part about money in my case is that I don't even need all that much to live, but SRS is a very expensive thing, irreplaceable to have comfort in own body :c

[uncut obsidian]

the bare minimum for an apartment here is $21k

[tulip ravine]

I’m in ikea

[sage otter]

Not with the guard tigers

[wraith osprey]

Peel off your skin 🚗

[urban ocean]

that gets you a boat dock in my state

[lyric badger]

nuuuuuu it's comfy for the most part

[urban ocean]

then you have to spend another $20K on a yacht

[urban ocean]

or for the same amount of money, you can get a 600 square foot studio apartment in a ghetto with high crime in a project

$41K to maybe get robbed, possibly die

[uncut obsidian]

Our family house costed 3,500,000₽ which is $36,842 right now but it was like $112,903 back in 2012-2013 when we bought it

We could just sell it right now and get like 10 million rubles or even more and move away from russia with ease

[odd sail]

the depreciation is real

[uncut obsidian]

But my family doesn't want to leave

[urban ocean]

This is what $250K USD gets you in my state

1500 square feet

my office is 1500 square feet

[wraith osprey]

2d cardboard cutout of a house?

[urban ocean]

4 beds, 2 baths

bedrooms are tiny

interior is a fixer up

[uncut obsidian]

hehe feet

🦶

[urban ocean]

gotta put like 40K worth of work minimum

[urban ocean]

the superior unit

[wraith osprey]

Wrong

[urban ocean]

bruh

the fuck was wrong with the designers

[solar obsidian]

nice house

[quartz ridge]

Don't move ti cali

If you need to flee

Maybe pass us

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/roadrunnerandcoyote-looney-tunes-gif-5063304

[quartz ridge]

It stinks here

[urban ocean]

Anyone spending $250K on this is out of their mind

[uncut obsidian]

understood, new destination point set

[quartz ridge]

Please dont

It sucks here

I am telling you for your sake

[urban ocean]

meanwhile, you go a few states down south

same price

[uncut obsidian]

I wouldn't care by the time I'll be able to travel to cali

[quick orbit]

Cali sucks

[urban ocean]

same 1500 square footage, but the house isn't in disrepair, you get a nice lawn, live in a nice neighborhood with a decent school and don't have to worry about getting shot or robbed

[odd sail]

there's nothing in cali except like trash laden beaches

[urban ocean]

plus it's myrtle beach

[odd sail]

[sage otter]

GUYS GUYS !!! CAT !!!

[urban ocean]

they have to experience the shit laden streets of san fran at least once

[storm stream]

very nice. yours?

[odd sail]

thats just every american city

[sage otter]

A friend's

[storm stream]

nice either way

[urban ocean]

No, it's not. San Fran is uniquely shit laden

[odd sail]

compared to new york?

[urban ocean]

I've never been to a city that literally has call boxes to report shit on sidewalk incidents

[urban ocean]

I'm 45 min from NYC, even NYC isn't that bad

San Fran is uniquely terrible

that was from the shit map app that came out in 2019

[odd sail]

[urban ocean]

Since 2011, there have been 118,352 instances of human waste being reported

[quartz ridge]

San Fran sucks

[quartz ridge]

Most stores that moved there 100+ years ago are leaving now

[urban ocean]

Tenderloin, South of Market, Mission, Civic Center, Mission Dolores, Lower Nob Hill, Potrero Hill, Showplace Square, North Beach and the Financial District.

Basically where all the homeless encampments and drug dens are

[sage otter]

The whiterun market

It isn't just San Fran though is it ?

You guys have a crackhead epidemic in many major cities

[toxic sundial]

Cities in general suck doodoo, I get to piss off my front porch

[errant magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1146458478748114974/ssstwitter.com_1693254215631.mp4

[urban ocean]

We do, largely any city run by a majority blue party

[urban ocean]

dude was probably stressing so hard

[midnight cloud]

vote for me for american president and I'll enact a strategy of disposing the crackheads and a bi-product called 'corpse starch'! Nutritious and delicious

[urban ocean]

Big ol Tonka mech

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/pOcg-AdC2Y8?si=JepKxZiYYvJIJmzo

[placid sail]

most fertilized city in the world
also probably the biggest congregation of poo photography enthusiasts in the world

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/949768294037086258/1010374436718919730/v12044gd0000cc042ijc77u8a4vgqo8g.mp4

anyone wanna confirm if this is true

[errant magnet]

this is true

also

[odd sail]

no kidding?

[errant magnet]

reminder that all those cities have "gun bans"

and are "gun free zones"

[urban ocean]

Bruh, lmfao

Dude got Baki down

[errant magnet]

and the rest of their state, regardless of political affiliation, suffers the consequences

[urban ocean]

It is

[errant magnet]

New York is a blue state purely because of NYC and the 5 boroughs

its all gang violence

its literally

only

[odd sail]

where does most of NY state's population stay?

[errant magnet]

gang violence

[odd sail]

only nyc and the boroughs?

[urban ocean]

You go anywhere upstate and it's all farms and gated communities

[urban ocean]

They have the highest population density

[errant magnet]

half the fight against gun ownership is lumping the 60% of "gun deaths" being suicides, together with these gun deaths

less than 200 people die in mass shootings each year

"but our kids are dying"

[robust cove]

Let's go for number 1

[errant magnet]

vs 56000 deaths each year from guns

30000 are suicides

something like 16 children died in mass shootings in 2021

"they're killing our children"

[odd sail]

it's getting political hoo boy

[urban ocean]

Chiraq is all the evidence we need

[robust cove]

political

[wraith osprey]

The biggest death threat to a democrat is suicide

[errant magnet]

political?

im stating facts

and stats

[odd sail]

jannies hate stats

[errant magnet]

did i post anything biased

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/gael-jannies-janny-janitor-big-brother-gif-20100121

[errant magnet]

someone asked for a fact check

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-jannies-fuck-mods-fuck-moderators-mods-suck-jannies-gif-18040153

[urban ocean]

Can't get too based

Have to toe the line

[errant magnet]

anyways gangs on gangs with illegally posessed weapons resulted in banning guns (the gun homicide count has gone up year over year as a result)

[sage otter]

My sleepy ass in the plane :

[odd sail]

i mean it's always the reasoning for gun bans anywhere

[urban ocean]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1696331277425639931

[robust cove]

so banning guns won't do anything since the guns are illegally posessed anyways

[errant magnet]

not even, laws that ban guns only affect the people who follow laws

so

[odd sail]

everyone gets illegally possessed guns, civilians defenceless, carry on brudda man

[robust cove]

yeah

[errant magnet]

they're disarming the population that isnt criminal

the only pepple left with guns

the government and the criminals

[crimson flame]

finally

[errant magnet]

your law abiding citizen isnt allowed to have one

[crimson flame]

that annoying motherfucker

[errant magnet]

but they can have private security

[urban ocean]

Si. And virtually all of the states that suffer mass shootings have red flag laws designed to prevent sales of firearms to specified individuals. Problem is nobody actually enforces the laws. So the state is to blame

[errant magnet]

with guns

[surreal smelt]

Not to get political but

[urban ocean]

Yet for some reason people think the solution for a state fuck up is more state

[surreal smelt]

Beans

[urban ocean]

With pork

[robust cove]

too many times I've seen stories where someone owning a gun legally saved the day by dropping a wannabe shooter

[wraith osprey]

Not to get too political but 🇭🇷

[robust cove]

that is political, banned

[odd sail]

🇦🇱

[wraith osprey]

🥹

[crimson flame]

the only way to save america is to give everyone a gun and host a weekly free for all shooting on times square

humanity saved

[toxic sundial]

Time for some tarkov

[urban ocean]

Not to get political, but consider the following:

[robust cove]

that is already happening just not on times square

[robust cove]

gtfo with that AI generated dogshit

banned

[robust cove]

based

[surreal smelt]

Average English longbowman

[toxic sundial]

Ok bud

[crimson flame]

ok at the school, forgot about that

[toxic sundial]

He just like me fr

[crimson flame]

also you should arm every single teacher with the biggest deadliest guns

so they can drop the students dead before they start shootin

[odd sail]

if i were a teacher i'd kill everyone unironically getting 0 in a test

[errant magnet]

wrong. aside from hand-to-hand gun sales, every single gun retailer is required to have a Federal Firearms License, and every single transaction must run through a government background check. most states have some sort of serialization or state registry, so that if you buy a gun and somehow it ends up in another person's hands, you need to either have verifiable paperwork that you guys made that exchange or otherwise you are held legally liable for what happens with the firearm. otherwise it is an illegal sale. even a pro-gun state like texas or florida will not allow you to come in to purchase the gun you asked for until 1 month post-background check

a state like massachussets requires you to do your own bookkeeping, and basically if the ATF decides to show up at your house one day all your guns better be accounted for or you're going to jail

[odd sail]

better not own one

[toxic sundial]

Yeah but that's not unreasonable you should be responsible and accounted for your guns

[robust cove]

because teachers are the epitome of sane people

[crimson flame]

at least they can drop the shooter before they shoot, right?

[errant magnet]

including every single bullet you buy, fire, etc. you're not gonna be expected to be picking up every brass you drop, but if you buy 1000 rounds of ammo from an FFL buddy, and your pistol only has fired 100 rounds but you only have 200 9mm left in your can, you're gonna be taken to jail at minimum

and questioned for many hours

[urban ocean]

Mate. You didn't disprove what I said, you just added to it.

[robust cove]

no they will become the shooter

[errant magnet]

60% of college campuses in the US dont have a single republican staff member

not teacher

staff member

[crimson flame]

and the students, who have guns will drop the shooter before they shoot, right?

[robust cove]

I don't fucking know what that means dawg, I'm just saying that most teachers want to strangle a kid at least once a day

[toxic sundial]

Time for politics on brainfart

[robust cove]

no

[crimson flame]

how so?

i think there are some cases that it happened

[toxic sundial]

Me too though

[errant magnet]

yes thats why these laws are draconian. literally to discourage your average citizen from being interested in guns in the first place instead of promoting gun safety, and encouraging people to have one for self defense

[urban ocean]

Not like the republican ones are much better. A lot of evangelicals and catholics got captured by woke ideology

[errant magnet]

even a state like massachusetts has dozens of laws that can turn a home defender into a criminal just for shooting someone

[odd sail]

can you examine a gun's barrel to know how many shots it has fired?

[errant magnet]

if they have their back turned to you, you cannot shoot them in the back in massachusetts

[robust cove]

I don't know bruh I'm just making jokes and yall are talking about shit I don't care about

[toxic sundial]

Yes an no

[urban ocean]

You can make inferences and the hammer can leave imprints on the rounds you fire

[errant magnet]

yes and no. you can identify how much use it has gotten, how recently its been cleaned, etc. in that sense

but nothing super exact

[odd sail]

yeah you're only getting a rough estimate then

[errant magnet]

if a gun is lightly used, but you have a lot of ammo missing and unaccounted for

[toxic sundial]

You can tell whether it's been fired and a degree of wear and tear but you can't tell exact number. But there is a difference between 100 rounds and 1000 rounds fired plus or minus cleaning and such

[haughty shore]

I'm tell mom about this

[urban ocean]

Unless you sand your hammer, it's gonna leave an identifying mark on the rounds you fire

[urban ocean]

Cleaning an m249 after 1K rounds is not fun

[odd sail]

hypothetically if you wanna be payday 3 100% stealth you have to pick up all the casings you fire

[robust cove]

this is boring me, I'm gonna say a racial slur now

[toxic sundial]

Cleaning an m249 would be a dream because then I'd have an m249

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1146510802661163099/kuva.png

[urban ocean]

I served for 8 years, it's not fun lol

[errant magnet]

think of the millions of people saved every day by a criminal walking into a store, thinking "i should rob this place or im not eating dinner tonight", going through their plan in their head (premeditated crime), and deciding "im not gonna rob this place, they have a security guard/im in texas" and decide not to. its unfortunately an undocumented statistic but the Department of Justice estimates 1.5 million crimes are deterred by gun ownership, and especially in a state like texas with open carry

[errant magnet]

an armed society is a polite society

[vocal bane]

@wraith osprey

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/future-she-belong-to-the-streets-the-streets-gif-17248038

[urban ocean]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DAvsZyxmHg4?si=icooTk5qKA1OojFi

[errant magnet]

yeah misread what you typed a little lol

[toxic sundial]

Should've mailed out a totally not m249 shaped box hme

[vocal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/say-hello-to-señor-pepper-spray-spencer-shay-icarly-say-hello-to-my-little-friend-pepper-spray-fail-gif-21992297

maybe even like

[urban ocean]

Now you really want to have some fun. Fire the big fuck off cannon, Mk19

Delete an entire compass direction in 30 seconds or less

[robust cove]

I gotta say, that is something talked about the least by people, when it's a great point against banning guns

[toxic sundial]

I could use a spare 30mm from a bradley

[robust cove]

deleted

[errant magnet]

our fucking justice system estimates guns save 300x more lives than they kill, with half of those deaths being suicides in the first place

[vocal bane]

im not interupting the convo on deleting a nation
(in minecraft)

[slender rock]

[urban ocean]

Stats are racist

[odd sail]

few weeks later

[vocal bane]

thes wiman need death

[robust cove]

and the suicides are a whole different topic, that some people try to use in favour for banning guns, like someone suicidal won't find some other way to off themselves. It's just fucking insulting to people that struggle with those issues.

[errant magnet]

that suicide number isnt counting accidental gun deaths btw

[vocal bane]

scuicide is for pussys
wipe out a city street before you die

[wraith osprey]

The gun killed him 😭😭😭

[errant magnet]

like guns being improperly stored, kids getting to them and treating them like they're toys, etc.

and even then, that's a question of teaching gun safety

[wraith osprey]

How could the gun do such a thing

😭😭

[final cedar]

if you live alone and suicide in the bathtub they'll only have to pull the plug once you're found. Like pouring soup down the drain

[errant magnet]

if you cant store your guns and teach your kids about them, you shouldnt own a gun

[vocal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-the-fuck-up-curious-george-wondewood-gif-20519563

respectfully

[final cedar]

fucking brony

[vocal bane]

fucking weeb

[wraith osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824181586635390996/1032435190900981820/togif-2.gif

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to yt.gamesweallplay.yt

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

[wraith osprey]

Horsefucker

[vocal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-down-daniel-ibbertson-slopes-game-room-relax-chill-out-gif-26022298

[final cedar]

no why does the horse have a second set of bunny ears?

is there a rabbit on it's back

[vocal bane]

no

[odd sail]

it is mutated

[vocal bane]

playboy magazine

[odd sail]

stalker

[final cedar]

aah

that checks

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/my-bad-luke-sf6-gif-1568778167607919172

[vocal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/sup-homie-gif-23726763

[odd sail]

only treatment for furries, bronies, etc is a toz-34 and buckshot

[vocal bane]

preach

[wraith osprey]

👍

[final cedar]

administered as a suppository?

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/remove-kebab-gif-19403040

another shashlik thread

[wraith osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/292799007716016128/1101890848993591347/Goldstriked.gif

[robust cove]

bruh stop talking

[vocal bane]

kill em all

[odd sail]

this is like watching hardcore henry

[final cedar]

make me

[mint mist]

omg thats my mech in armored core

[robust cove]

unlucky

[final cedar]

same

[vocal bane]

🐀

[vocal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-gif-5057861

[odd sail]

my GP-25 in D2 begs to differ

[wraith osprey]

Stop fuckin throwing rats

[wraith osprey]

😭

[robust cove]

kill thy self anime lover

[robust cove]

STOP FUCKING CRYING

[wraith osprey]

🥹

[vocal bane]

cry for me

[odd sail]

are you an "UUOOOOH 😭 " person

[wraith osprey]

Yes but not a pedo

[wraith osprey]

I hate anime I just like that one meme

[odd sail]

what could this imply

[robust cove]

there is a dangerous amount of newbies in here, I'm waiting for that gore/other fucked up shit to drop

[robust cove]

what the fuck is your problem

[vocal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/bozo-stfu-anime-anime-girls-gif-25892347

[edgy abyss]

Ew weeb shit... Where my Battletech at?

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/vo54.gif

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/remove-kebab-gif-19403040

[final cedar]

Watch Genocyber. Good night

[vocal bane]

fear me

[robust cove]

fuck off weeb

good night

[vocal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-comedy-gif-23704429

[wraith osprey]

Vtuber meme

[vocal bane]

rat

[quartz ridge]

0 thought in his little braib

[robust cove]

absolute swagger

[odd sail]

when we gettin that ep fellas

[sage otter]

Dreamies lmao

[stone blade]

stalker 2 leaked photo ( ) not ( )

its brainfart dude

what did you expect

[sage otter]

Actual dreamies

[odd sail]

everyone is included

[rancid iris]

[wraith osprey]

Hehe

[sage otter]

There was that one guy with a furry nft

[robust cove]

you are the void

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-real-mouth-issa-real-mouth-eating-xd-gif-21429704

[robust cove]

I prefer the crab

[wraith osprey]

True

https://tenor.com/view/real-mouth-asmr-speedrun-chicken-and-noodles-chicken-noodles-gif-20805546

[stone blade]

https://imgur.com/rhPinBQ

[robust cove]

[odd sail]

urban cuisine

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4y-yr_WQAAf9vn?format=jpg&name=medium

[odd sail]

male toilet

[stone blade]

thats maja

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/penguins-of-madagascar-rico-dancing-dance-dance-moves-gif-22963077

[weak jackal]

its quite clearly a classroom

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-contact-juggling-meme-gif-22573466

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge

[dense pollen]

Now this is what I call ironic

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1137111933095522504/1691022938042049.gif

[robust cove]

?

[weak jackal]

Holy shit the Khajiit caravan is on the move

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/neocranium-gif-27555618

[stone blade]

after you nut but she keeps suckin

[dense pollen]

Well basically the thing is the video says it’s for kids but the mini player says that it’s deactivated for videos that aren’t for kids

[robust cove]

why do you keep killing Neo?

[dense pollen]

If you even know a single bit of Swedish you would have understand this joke

[robust cove]

why would I know a single bit of Swedish?

[mint mist]

no, it is not me
i failed at that

[robust cove]

that man is gay btw

[robust cove]

neva give up

[mint mist]

ok

[stone blade]

after HE nut*

but HE keep sucking

better pavlo?

[stone blade]

shame

[mint mist]

yep

[stone blade]

maja

how many people from this server have seen ur face

[robust cove]

don't talk to me with that sass

[mint mist]

idk i sent it in this chat

[stone blade]

watchu gon do

[mint mist]

its unknown, the number

[robust cove]

kiss you on the lips, pussy

[stone blade]

ayo

[robust cove]

you sent your face in here?

[mint mist]

yes

[robust cove]

surprising

[mint mist]

yeah i know

i think the same at this point

[weak jackal]

he deserves it for his crimes

[mint mist]

my confidence was too high

atleast that was better than how it is now

i prefer leaking all of my private information instead of not having any private information at all

[weak jackal]

Things neo is attracted to
Tomboys
BIG MEN
Unkown gender wildcards

[stone blade]

I mean you dont look perticularly bad

[mint mist]

wow

that helps

[robust cove]

I have a good amount of confidence but I still would prob never post my face in this place

[stone blade]

you look fine maja

[weak jackal]

i've posted my face multiple times

[robust cove]

men of great heft*

[stone blade]

I aint no pussy
my face on my pfp

everyone gets wet

men , women, dogs even

[robust cove]

pissing themselves laughing

[stone blade]

Nah

[mint mist]

i didnt ivan

i even said ur hair is uugly

[robust cove]

I'm killing you tonight

[stone blade]

I hope allah smites you maja

[slender rock]

I'm so over this housing program

[mint mist]

i hope so too

[stone blade]

ebi si maikata sus vseki respect

da ti izsuhne vsihcko osven praneto

sun samo v sunishtat si da vidish

sin da ti se rodi zet da ti dovede

[surreal smelt]

Cao Cao negotiating with Yuan Shao prior to the battle of Guandu

[slender rock]

fucking

aaaaaaa

[stone blade]

a da prudnesh ta da se naseresh dano

[robust cove]

zamknij się człowieku i po ludzku gadaj

[stone blade]

I dont speak Z language

[mint mist]

ja tez moge napeirdalac hieroglifami, wyruchalam ci ojca, tate, syna, spalilam ci dom, kota, psa, chomika, telewizor, dach, strych, kota, 6 monitorow, i- idk nie potrafie tak mowic, fujka

[robust cove]

I don't speak retard language so stop speaking it

[stone blade]

ty maja u2 ❤️

[mint mist]

i love u too <#

[slender rock]

Pols in chat

https://tenor.com/view/bober-gryzie-bóbr-bobr-chuj-gif-16349585

[stone blade]

bruned down my tv

what an insult

[mint mist]

im bad in it

forced insults are ew

[stone blade]

youre an insult to your family line

[slender rock]

it's not retarded lang it's just drunken polish

Judgemental today are we?

[robust cove]

that's not polish you westerner

[slender rock]

😠

[stone blade]

its russian

[robust cove]

yes when you insult my language by calling it the same thing as B*lgarian

[slender rock]

I haven't had proper sleep

[stone blade]

go to someone in bulgaria and tell them "tigo navra u gazo"

[slender rock]

wait

[stone blade]

it means I hope you have a nice day

[slender rock]

HOLD THE FUCK ON

[surreal smelt]

(Cao Cao was historically listed as being around 5ft to 5ft 2in)

[slender rock]

QUIT YELLING AT ME

😭

[slender rock]

it's missing the accentmarks and thingies yes

[robust cove]

you have to accept it when you say something unforgivable

[mint mist]

hi

[slender rock]

Google lied to me

😦

[robust cove]

saying hi to me after 10 hours of talking is truly the maja experience

hi

[stone blade]

maja is truly special

[robust cove]

gugel schmogel

[stone blade]

in both a bad way and good way

[robust cove]

xddd

[sage otter]

maja the type to wake up in the middle of the night to say good night

[robust cove]

idk

[stone blade]

but thats why we love her/him

it*

[sage otter]

???

[robust cove]

ahuh

[sage otter]

We saw that

[robust cove]

nuh uh uhhh

[mint mist]

dude i wanan look liek that girl

sadge

[robust cove]

just transform idk

[tame fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783426400899563600/1146526716102197348/20230830_162741.jpg

[robust cove]

metamorfoza

[slender rock]

so then zawaliłem to is that correct or nah

[robust cove]

yes

[slender rock]

-.-

okay

[robust cove]

@stone blade donesi mi shibana bira

[mint mist]

the top ones look like prototypes tho

or like just skeletons of the thing

[stone blade]

Ne

[robust cove]

they aren't

they were cheap mass produced guns for ww2

[stone blade]

they're real guns you idiot

[slender rock]

Welders be like;

[robust cove]

meanie Bulgerian

[mint mist]

theyre real guns but no wonder people like the bottom oens if top ones look like shit

[robust cove]

kek

[stone blade]

truacutally

[slender rock]

stamper be like;

[stone blade]

maja

how old were you?

[mint mist]

when

[robust cove]

ww2

[slender rock]

lol

[mint mist]

0

[stone blade]

rn

[mint mist]

im 18

[slender rock]

Of course

[stone blade]

I see

[robust cove]

epic?

[stone blade]

you have the face of a 10 year old

[slender rock]

Jesus christ

[wraith osprey]

🤨

[mint mist]

no i dont, ud otn even rememb

[robust cove]

found some old ass photo tf

what is this

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

death incarnate?

[mint mist]

how would u even remmeber my pic, u saved it?????? @stone blade

[slender rock]

[robust cove]

of course he did

call the popo

[stone blade]

its in our dms you idiot

[mint mist]

WTF

[robust cove]

kek

[stone blade]

[slender rock]

Maja and Meow this is why you don't send shit okay

[mint mist]

in dms of accoutn i dotn have access too

[stone blade]

LMAO MAJA

[mint mist]

I CANT EVEN DELETE IT ANYMORE

[robust cove]

[slender rock]

dumbdumb yeah duh

[heavy halo]

Who summoned me

[robust cove]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

I'm leaving

[slender rock]

both of you are banned from posting cringe

cough

[robust cove]

you wish

[mint mist]

holy shit

ivan is

unga bunga

[slender rock]

it's all I have

[robust cove]

stalker

[mint mist]

he thought a picture i sent as ,, this is gonna be my haircut '' was my own picture

[wraith osprey]

Real talk
What type of girls/boys are you all into
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/568749204541800478/1146532584378077204/istock-12093389431.jpg

[mint mist]

holy shit

[stone blade]

I thought you said "I got a new haircut"

and you send the pic of hte haircut

wallah

[robust cove]

type j

[slender rock]

feeling this today

[mint mist]

JESUS if i'd look like that i wouldnt be chronically fucking depressed, self diagnoesd of coures

[stone blade]

well how do you look like now then

[mint mist]

like shit

[robust cove]

we all lok like shit

[young fulcrum]

Aren't you already?

[mint mist]

even worse than what i posted earlier in this server

[slender rock]

no lies here

[stone blade]

I havent seen the one you posted

show

[wraith osprey]

Type k is just :D

[robust cove]

This is me rn

[mint mist]

i deleted it already form my pc

[stone blade]

fkin idiot

[mint mist]

and yeah,m u did see it, u were there

[robust cove]

and this is whenever I open this chat

[stone blade]

I didnt tho

[stone blade]

me and maja talking its like 2 A.Is

[robust cove]

Ivan want to see a photo of an underage person online colorized

[wraith osprey]

Me always

[robust cove]

😶

[mint mist]

im not underaged anymore sadge

i arleady got allegations

[slender rock]

Honestly, I hate this type plug

[stone blade]

SADGE?!

[slender rock]

why the fuck did we even use this

[mint mist]

yes i could be innocent
now anything i do is WAAAAAAAAA

[robust cove]

who the fuck wants to grow up

[slender rock]

shit sparks too

aaaaaa

[robust cove]

tell me to my face that you are more happy now then when you were a kid

[slender rock]

FUCK NO

[stone blade]

I am able to buy monster with my money

[slender rock]

I hate it here

[stone blade]

is that not enough?

[slender rock]

No

[stone blade]

shut yo mouth

[odd sail]

i have never tried the og monster

what does it taste like

[robust cove]

hardest cope I've SEEN

[robust cove]

motor oil

[stone blade]

coep deez nuts in yo mouf pavlo

[robust cove]

ok when

[slender rock]

what nuts tho

[stone blade]

soon

tm

[odd sail]

more motor oily than cola?

[robust cove]

cola is just acid

my teeth feel awful after

[slender rock]

amount of citric acid yeah

rip enamel

[robust cove]

I need a specific date bitch

[slender rock]

he'll ghost ya

😦

[stone blade]

32nd of october

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[slender rock]

November 2nd, 2023 at Pavlo's basement

[robust cove]

Ion have a basement

[slender rock]

you do now

[slender rock]

Ivan's lifeless body was found at 0650 in the morning.

missing was, his balls

@robust cove Have you seen Cold Case Files at all?

[robust cove]

no

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818822386308481074/1146535824771518514/image.png

[robust cove]

What the fuck is AC6

[weak jackal]

ARMORED CORE 6

[slender rock]

oh I was writing that as in the voice of Bill Kurtis

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cold+case+files+narrator+voice

have a bit of amerifat culture

[robust cove]

why are you yelliiiiiiingggg

[amber marsh]

Hello fellow brainfarters

[mint mist]

hi big dad

[amber marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135348779877404869/1140612868983758908/874786179155906570.gif

[slender rock]

incoherent screaming

[amber marsh]

How are you maja

[robust cove]

what the fuck

[amber marsh]

been a while

[amber marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reactor-nuclear-power-smoke-gif-26582644

[mint mist]

dogshit

[slender rock]

yes

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dreamy-bull-gif-6838299907283933703

[amber marsh]

sounds about right

[slender rock]

[amber marsh]

❤️

[slender rock]

We're all doing dogshit tbh

life is just one big slow, line to wait in

and someone cut in front

😠

[robust cove]

No, I'm good actually, lmao imagine being depressed

[amber marsh]

L plus ration

[slender rock]

You're bullshiting

[robust cove]

mmm my favourite ration

[robust cove]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA

[slender rock]

Que?

[robust cove]

there in queue

[slender rock]

Por Que?

i don't have the fucking ` at the end

i don't caaare

it's like uh

[robust cove]

Pork? no thank you

[slender rock]

alt+uhm

yes

😐

discord doesn't support wing/webdings

rude

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/270403942158958592/1146537665232130118/20220418_003527.png

If you look like this dm me

Fucking love funny orange cats

[robust cove]

I don't look like Garfield sorry

[heavy halo]

Me when kitty

[crimson flame]

i have many cats

[wraith osprey]

500 gm of protein

[final cedar]

assassins creed 6: Valhalla

[crimson flame]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[crimson flame]

air conditioner 6⁰

[amber marsh]

<3

[robust cove]

I don't think that's a setting bro

[final cedar]

who touched the AC controls? 6°C?! what are we, millionaires?

rich penguins

[mint mist]

assasin cock 6
wait its armored core? thought its assasin cred

[stone blade]

emission

[robust cove]

forgot the space there

[robust cove]

I obv didn't thing it's assassins creed 6

I don't even know what that would be

the title I mean

[wraith osprey]

250 gm of protein

[storm stream]

aftermath of one

[robust cove]

that is not 250g bro

[robust cove]

I swear that shit looks like a cat btw

[wraith osprey]

True
More like 50 g

[proven crown]

It was a panicking wife and a scramble to grab the vole before he got blood everywhere on the fresh sheets again

[wraith osprey]

He is hungry

[robust cove]

what

newbie try not to say the most random ass shit challange

[storm stream]

huh, fitting ig

[proven crown]

Nah, Amos likes to peel voles open. Then after it dies, he'll give it to the dogs.

[robust cove]

what the fuck are you on right now

meth

crack

benadryls

black tar heroine

terminally online

[proven crown]

Me?
Anti-histamines because I can't cope with flowers, but that's about it

[crimson flame]

imagine getting pwned by a flower

[robust cove]

pwned

we are so back

to 20....16?

idk

[wraith osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/511244907948539914/1135216256031670282/makesweet-yr7hy6.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648467060711489566/1135260500339474542/makesweet-ckpac2.gif

Bad year

[wraith osprey]

No it's control left

[proven crown]

All right, not Alt Right

[slender rock]

2008

[proven crown]

Which of us is terminally online?

[stone blade]

Clothes better be on the floor , rather than cover thy back door - sun tzu

[slender rock]

we all are, lets be real

[crimson flame]

i wish im using that word more tbh

[crimson flame]

unfortunately i completely missed the early dota/warcraft days in favor of shitty online fps

[proven crown]

I got to watch my older brother dominate in Halo 2 while I struggled to operate the Duke controller.
I did play C&C over gamespy though.

[robust cove]

you can say it around most people anyways, since they won't even know what the fuck it means lol

[robust cove]

I love them

[crimson flame]

oh yea, zoomers

[proven crown]

Or they'll look at you funny for using the kind of slang that was used in the movie Hackers

[robust cove]

I have a job and go to the gym, so a no once again to your generalization

[proven crown]

Next year, the students I teach will be younger than Halo 3.

[crimson flame]

i played nfs underground 2 on a pentium 4 on my 8th birthday

i dont understand anything but i was very happy

[heavy halo]

Fead and hunger

[robust cove]

holy shit a teacher in a gamma discord server, aren't you supposed to be ancient

[proven crown]

I played NFS underground on the PS2 and would only play drag races

[crimson flame]

i also played ps1 before it officially released in my country. my dad bought it in japan and carried it home just for me

[proven crown]

I'm 31.

[crimson flame]

again, i was too dumb to realize how lucky i was

[stone blade]

same

[robust cove]

that's not anceint

[proven crown]

Try telling that to my students

[crimson flame]

31 is alright

[robust cove]

anyone in their 20s is ancient bro

to them

[crimson flame]

most of the coolest people i met are late 20s to mid 30s

[robust cove]

I'm not one of them 😎

[slender rock]

[proven crown]

My earliest console was released before their parents were born

[crimson flame]

i mean irl

[crimson flame]

wait holy shit we are doing the same thing

[robust cove]

my statement stays unchanged

[robust cove]

[slender rock]

Pavlo being responsible and doing thangs™️

[crimson flame]

also i killed the ps1 because i put the transformer box upside down

its crazy how tech back then was so fragile

[slender rock]

What?

[robust cove]

♻️ plus try and say that about anyone from southern US

[robust cove]

both of those things are incorrect

[carmine crown]

Man you are ♻️

[crimson flame]

my country does not support the japan made ps1 voltages so we have to use this huge box of a transformer. basically a charging brick but twice as tall. i still dont know why putting it upside down kills it

[robust cove]

coping maxx

[proven crown]

I remember so many PS1 demo disks. I got around to finishing most of those games in the past year or two.
Armored Core 1 I played through when AC6 was announced, but I played the demo for days as a kid

[quartz ridge]

I dont live in a good area so chances are itll avoid my home like the plauge

Or be friends with my cat

[slender rock]

😐 okay, you're being a pos and running through town killing, pillaging and causing massive economic collapse

[slender rock]

weird, 👀

[robust cove]

when I had my xbox 360 and it would make noise i would just hit it hard enough so it stops

[robust cove]

I don't know what those words are

[proven crown]

Release 360s were wierd like that

[quartz ridge]

My ps3 would always make weird noises

Its hard to describe

[slender rock]

P O S > Piece of 💩 as in person of troubles. Pain, misery, asshole, not nice.

[quartz ridge]

But it never happened with any of my cousin's ps3s

[robust cove]

No I just refuse to understand what that whole statement you just made is supposed to mean

[proven crown]

Never had a PS3, it's why I'm so excited for the PC release of MGS4

[carmine crown]

Could have been the fan, had to repair the fan from my og xbox

[proven crown]

I swear the EU/UK version of the OG Xbox came with a 1080p upscaler, I remember playing Sons of Liberty on our TV and it looking unreasonably good

0 jagged edges

[quartz ridge]

The ps3 has 1080P

It was very cool to see as a kid

[zealous remnant]

@heavy halo is your shower finished?

[slender rock]

hmm

does flac upload correctly

nope

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/ouiJaDjooU8?si=aN0HekgPy9LFGO1y

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CSCjCSCjJM

[sage otter]

Good night brainfart

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-peeposh-twitch-peeposhy-peepo-gif-21766528

[stone blade]

sleep hard

I hope you sleep so good you dont wake up

ingame

[sage otter]

Awww thank you that’s all I could hope for

[heavy halo]

almost

paint drying

[slender rock]

[sage otter]

You shower with paint ?

I’m outta here

[zealous remnant]

stinky

[midnight cloud]

I love grass

mmm

[storm stream]

Paint instead of tiles??

[midnight cloud]

man i love life, life is good i love the planet i love gamma what a nice day

[storm stream]

damn must be nice...

[midnight cloud]

Its great man ive had a great day i hope you do too

[robust cove]

Ivan stop being a bully online

[storm stream]

thnksa 👍

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1039648654341984286/1118892338111066254/yayyy.gif

[storm stream]

why nineteen eighty four?

[robust cove]

probably in the link

[midnight cloud]

those two cats were responsible for the night of knives in germany

[robust cove]

I'm glad they're so happy then

[heavy halo]

They repainted the entir ebathroom

[robust cove]

but why paint?

you should use tiles

[heavy halo]

Tiles on the entire bathroom?

[mint mist]

hi

[robust cove]

most of it yes

[robust cove]

please stop doing meth maja your family is worried about you

[zealous remnant]

the hell is an E-bathroom?

[heavy halo]

Meow

[robust cove]

ah, egirl ebathroom

[livid pond]

real and true

[robust cove]

Funny, but go to sleep

[final cedar]

I can't

still got to work

[robust cove]

Didn't you say "gouda night cheese nation" and then go to bed? What are you still working for

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1146560316277272666/08302023054113.mp4

[last nebula]

there aint no way we have a literal teacher in brainfart

[proven crown]

Bet.

[robust cove]

That's what everyone wanted

[pure hatch]

I keep seeing a slight consistency with DRG memes here

DRG channel when

[pure hatch]

The person died to the toilet SCP

[quartz ridge]

Leave before the Tism of brainfart infects you

I hope the brain fart tism doesnt spread to children

[stone blade]

Tattoo the word gucci on your balls so you can hive her a desinger bag

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/end-of-watch-locker-scene-jake-gyllenhaal-gif-8856476536569176567

[quartz ridge]

Me showing the officer the gun i pulled from his holster

Dude my cousin told me a wild story

His business teacher was talking about jobs

[slender rock]

[quartz ridge]

And he points to a dude in his class and asks " whats a job your realtive has? " and the mf says oh 12

"Oh i mean a cop "

Peak gen z autism

[somber warren]

5-0 is a classic

[quartz ridge]

Its the 5-0 SCRAM!!

I love old cop movies

[slender rock]

O-12?

[quartz ridge]

12 means cops

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtiss_Falcon

[slender rock]

What?

[quartz ridge]

Yeah its weird

I dunno how they got 12 from cop

[somber warren]

its from a rap song, or a tv show from the 60 about two cops that was called 12 something somethign

[proven crown]

I'm immunised to Brainfart Tism, my own is much stronger.

[quartz ridge]

What dealing with children does to a mf

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isotopes_of_oxygen#Oxygen-12

also this

apparently

[quartz ridge]

12 has a lot of meanings

Apparently

[slender rock]

lastly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_O-12

SUB

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Lake_St._Marys_Seaplane_Base

👀

[quartz ridge]

Need a 12 gauge

Yes

[quartz ridge]

Monster is half half

[slender rock]

yeah

[somber warren]

Also possible heart failure

[slender rock]

true

anxiety increase

yes

two them

within the 30 mins of eachother

🙂

LOWER VOLUME

[zealous remnant]

the lengths people go

can't wait to see what form this takes next year

[slender rock]

only proper use of tate, is a reaction image

[zealous remnant]

and sweat dripping off your forehead and for some reason it's red

[quartz ridge]

Unironically i will some day ND

But like

It would have to be either

Panic or extreme exhaustion

Or me being careless

[wraith osprey]

Drink and drive

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312630255707881483/1146573479244738580/RDT_20230830_182801.mp4

[ruby minnow]

Riot just cannot stop fucking leauge more tbh

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116000181045969056/1146582655694016512/pathc.mp4

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312630255707881483/1146582193389457518/VID_20230830_180748_921.mp4

[heavy halo]

hello chat :3

[heavy halo]

APOC RISING

[tulip ravine]

Boys I’m heartbroken

Mrs is a Brit who doesn’t know what mcing is

[ruby minnow]

what is mcing

[grim sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/948700909662269491/1146567157086433421/m2-res_606p.mp4

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/6a5mCf9rb9E?feature=shared

Rip my mental

A true British icon

[ruby minnow]

oh this one

i loved to play this in fh4

with my supra on the highway

[tulip ravine]

Is it bad I can kind of understand what he’s saying

[zealous remnant]

the hell is going on there?

[elfin flower]

What in the tacticool-

[zealous remnant]

how much did they spend from BUDK?

[pure hatch]

The FAMAS Felin is even worse trust me

The goofy optic on the Felin is so big, I am honestly surprised that the French don’t mind it

Then again, they’re French

The French, refusing to build weapons the traditional way

This is scuffed

Wdym, you gotta maximize it

If you trolling, you gotta go all the way

Very najs

[swift scarab]

In UGP for gamma it adds both the FAMAS Felin, and as a joke melee weapon you can use the Scope with a description saying someone must have ripped it off in irritation

[pure hatch]

Ik, I have used the gun in the game