🎪bruh-fart

[pure hatch]

if hickok was the cool grandpa, paul is definitely the quirky uncle (who won't touch you)

[odd sail]

[trim sequoia]

always had bad vibes about hickok honestly

[pure hatch]

how come?

[trim sequoia]

idk he creeps me out a bit

[pure hatch]

huh, odd

[final cedar]

for one he's been a NRA member for long time

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/hickok45-uzi-drive-by-shooting-hood-gif-24608078

[trim sequoia]

that must explain it

[pure hatch]

yea, thanks for reminding me about that

the fact that the NRA is still the boogeyman for the antigun is funny
NRA dont do shit at all

[final cedar]

if you're progun you should hate the NRA

[upper axle]

NRA are actively the opposite of doing helpful things.

[final cedar]

bunch of cumstains that should've ended up in a rag

[pure hatch]

yeah, also let's end that here before a mod tells us to fuck off because this topic gets political

[upper axle]

that too

yea we should stop that line

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-come-on-bruh-low-tier-god-gif-24715772

[carmine crown]

This guy is a badass

[final cedar]

ain't the NRA just a company tho?

[slender rock]

Banned, locked

dead

[pure hatch]

a weird organization that's pretty corrupt

[slender rock]

[trim sequoia]

[final cedar]

our lung here is represented by human lung tissue

[slender rock]

Lungage time

[final cedar]

did you know you can breathe if you ever submerged yourself in cum?

[trim sequoia]

I doubt it.

[gilded blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879851999003303961/1145214089581297734/video2.mp4

[trim sequoia]

You lying to me?

[runic kernel]

sounds pre fun

[quartz ridge]

love paul herral

[carmine crown]

Warcrimes smor crimes

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-hogan-macho-man-mega-powers-unite-gif-12487008

[quartz ridge]

sad he has cancer of some sort

and a online EX stalker ( not the STALKER oen a irl stalker )

[final cedar]

sex talker

[carmine crown]

Damn an IRL stalker? He doesnt seem like the type to cosplay

[odd sail]

talk dirty to me

[final cedar]

clean the dishes

[odd sail]

yes mommy

[final cedar]

don't put that mug on the couch table without a coaster

[odd sail]

do you use a coaster for a glass of water too

[final cedar]

ofc, that's 2000 y/o teak from the amazon rainforest

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922543684753444955/1145165154129035334/Spallhallah.mp4

[final cedar]

14 pygmies died moving that log to the lumber yard

[quartz ridge]

i saw RENO may talkign about it

its trash isn't it?>

i didnt finish the vid

[pure hatch]

lmfao

speaking of plates, you want a mod that adds them to stalker?

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922543684753444955/1145202314509037568/video_2023-08-26_20-44-45.mp4

[upper axle]

they not a thing in GAMMA? i'm not too far in so i dont know yet

[pure hatch]

nope, but you can with this
https://github.com/ahuyn/anomaly-armor-attachments

you get kevlar, ceramic, steel, and a steel reinforced ceramic plates

[odd sail]

You technically are swapping out plates during repair

[pure hatch]

imagine it as 2nd layer you know, can't have a random bullet penetrating

[odd sail]

What

[pure hatch]

it's a double condom joke

i will now unalive myself for such unfunny humor

[odd sail]

I will poke three holes each in both of your condoms

[pure hatch]

well shit

[upper axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mwR5zuQn8UQ?feature=share

[pure hatch]

just carry a strap, im not gonna fucking gamble with less than lethal shit

it's why i never get S grade in RoN

[upper axle]

hmm....gun owner....in person direct threats of violence against a loved one....it's a bold strategy cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.

[trim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/kissing-rifle-rifle-joking-shooting-shoot-gif-15964782

[pure hatch]

honestly, i wouldnt be surprised if the poster was a fed or someone ragebaiting

[upper axle]

both are VERY likely.

[pure hatch]

quora iirc, pays users depending on how many answer the quesitons

[upper axle]

quora is VERY full of rage bait and feds so like

yknow.

[pure hatch]

yep

[void stream]

fuck with the doggo, and you get the glocko

[pure hatch]

my dog's smile in my pfp is him when he sees a black van rolling by

[carmine crown]

Must be ATF

[upper axle]

local man voted "most likely to fall for glowie's entrapment schemes and bait online" 2023

[pure hatch]

lmfao

tinder is full of feds too

[upper axle]

every social media app or dating service has feds.

that's their primary target for entrapping people

[pure hatch]

if that's the case

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-tf2-it-could-be-you-it-could-be-me-spy-gif-23428031

[upper axle]

secondary one being selling full auto switches on facebook marketplace

[pure hatch]

lmfao, saw a fed do that, mofo didnt bother changing his place
it was literally right next to an FBI building iirc

[carmine crown]

Have you seen the full auto conversions and suppressors on wish?

[pure hatch]

dont tell me people fall for that

[carmine crown]

Decently priced

[pure hatch]

Decent chance to land in federal prison too

[upper axle]

facts are that if a discord server becomes known to some manner of intelligence agency to be a gathering place for people of certain demographics (libertarians, republicans, generally any gun oriented discord) then eventually it will be targeted for infiltration.

[pure hatch]

truth

[carmine crown]

I'm a man that takes chances, if I see a 80 dollar suppressor I'm buying it

[upper axle]

honestly this server is PROBABLY safe just by the fact it has such a wide spread of viewpoints and countries of origin, and it's focus being primarily a modpack for an old video game, but you never really know.

[pure hatch]

oil filters exist for a reason

[pure hatch]

consider feds as roaches, they're everywhere and hide somewhere you cant see them

[upper axle]

have fun getting sent to fed prison/whackd alongside your dog, and if you DO get it then have fun when your gun explodes or otherwise malfs like crazy

fun fact; machine guns are in pretty much a constant state of "ah fuck something broke again, what was it this time?"

[final cedar]

fun fact: you can legally have sex with your firearm. The feds can't do anything to stop you

[pure hatch]

sir, this is not a GFL themed discord server

[final cedar]

what gfl stand for again?

[carmine crown]

Won't happen, I trust the China to make my equipment. China is known for it's quality after all

[pure hatch]

best you dont know honestly

[upper axle]

this is true. some fucking idiot sent a letter asking for a ruling on if it's illegal to attach a fleshlight to the stock of your ar15 to use recoil to stroke you off

[final cedar]

no wonder grampa love the MG34

[quartz ridge]

for a while

a certain gun subreddit

not known to most did that

only server i browsed due to them being funny as fuck

" it dont fit "

and a cock and a ak

[upper axle]

side note; this instance it was funny, but for the love of god dont send letters asking for approval to the ATF. the less they know about what people do to their guns the better because then they get less ideas on how to restrict our rights.

[final cedar]

40mm launcher looking thiccer every day

[quartz ridge]

someone indeed asked them if he could use a fleshlight in his brace before they started banning it

[pure hatch]

sir, stop being a GFL fan

[final cedar]

indulge me, what it stand for

[upper axle]

two sponges, a rubber glove, some water based lubricant, and a 40mm M79 single shot grenade launcher.

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/unsee-meme-tf2-gaming-cllick-gif-17119883

[quartz ridge]

ak magwell lookin mighty fine....

and i dont even know what GFL is

[pure hatch]

guys, i understand you like hoplopfheil, but please dont be literal hoplophiles?

[carmine crown]

I'm gonna pray after hearing that.

[upper axle]

it's girl's frontline.

[pure hatch]

you cursed this already wicked land

[upper axle]

it's the gacha game with the anime girls who are also guns.

i hate it.

[pure hatch]

made by the chinese

[upper axle]

it's even worse because there's SEVERAL lolis.

[pure hatch]

them shits pop up in my yt feed because i watch guns and japanese lessons

[gilded blade]

Y'all ever see his video game review channel?

[quartz ridge]

whattttt

[pure hatch]

seen it, haven't watched it
though his Receiver 2 review was golden

[upper axle]

you talking about the fucking old ass game review channel that a bunch of the guys over in Brass Facts' discord meme about looking exactly like hop?

[quartz ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4O5gN_tuwM

[pure hatch]

if you want the chinese to spy on you and be assumed a pedo all the while getting your pockets emptied by a glorified slotmachine, then gfl is for you

[upper axle]

the M1 Garand is the seductive older sister (the sexy Oneesan) with big boobs archetype.

the colt single action army is a loli dressed like a cowboy.

i could continue.

[gilded blade]

But it is hop on that channel

[pure hatch]

shut the fuck up

[upper axle]

it's the fucking worst

[quartz ridge]

what the tuna

[pure hatch]

shut the fuck up about GFL

[upper axle]

oh deadass?

[gilded blade]

Yee

[upper axle]

lmao.

[pure hatch]

yeah, 4chan acknowledges him as a pretty good video game reviewer

[upper axle]

Hop is generally a pretty cool guy

i've interacted with him briefly a few times in discord

[pure hatch]

hopefully he starts reviewing a gun again, the optics reviews are getting stale because i cant afford them and they dont go bang

[quartz ridge]

the one from GUN MEME REVIEW right??

with garand thumb

[pure hatch]

yes...

[upper axle]

yep.

that one.

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/what-da-tuna-gif-7414278627555691403

[pure hatch]

i am actually writing a weirdly dystopian novel about robots used for war, i fucking hate how it sometimes gets compared to GFL

[quartz ridge]

guys is this a terminator refernce

or a titan fall one???

[pure hatch]

imagine terminator mixed with stellaris lore

[zealous remnant]

stellaris
are they exterminating organic life for better performance?

[pure hatch]

yes
exterminating humanity in an attempt to exterminate a post singularity entity more efficiently

it would take me a week long sperg to fully explain it so i prefer to keep it vague and simple

[quartz ridge]

scp 5k...

good concept

i like that type of stuff

[pure hatch]

thanks

the post singularity entity is sort of like the unbidden and contingency combined

[upper axle]

ok so will you have the required military sci fi character spread? if not you will be sent to the writer's gulag and be forced to write joss whedon tier shit jokes for the next marvel movie.

[runic kernel]

Hi Delight Hi Giant Alex prick’a

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hi there

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[pure hatch]

but most of my characters act like terminators... completely soulless

[runic kernel]

Artist

[pure hatch]

humanity is completely gone

[upper axle]

well. what a shame.

guess it's off to the gulag for you.

[pure hatch]

i'll line up to the wall then

do i need to kneel?

[upper axle]

i'd rather you die standing, as a man deserves to.

loads makarov

[pure hatch]

closes eyes

[upper axle]

i owe you that much respect at least....

[stone shoal]

Where the fuck do you get the inspiration to write

[upper axle]

camera pans away as the gun is raised to the back of Le Engineer's head and a gunshot is heard

[stone shoal]

I have a bunch of ideas like that

[pure hatch]

when you consume a lot of media, you sort of make crazy shit up
writing is like making a goulash, you toss random ingredients (ideas from other pieces of fiction and nonfiction) and hope it tastes good

[upper axle]

honestly i cant speak for his case but in my case i really like writing a lot but i hate actually putting it to paper.

this is why i do RP in MMOs for an outlet.

i've been told i'm VERY good at RP.

[stone shoal]

That actually brightens me up a little bit. I always hesitated to actually write anything because I'm worried it's just going to be "x but different"

[upper axle]

lemme pull a few posts i made the other day in a different discord in relation to that

[pure hatch]

it's only plagiarism if you take shit from one source
it's called research and inspiration if you take shit from multiple sources and put your own spin on it

[crimson flame]

read murderbot diaries hehe

[pure hatch]

heard of it

never read it

[crimson flame]

pretty fun read but not amazing

[upper axle]

to quote myself a few days ago: "nothing has ever BEEN original, that's a fallacy to believe so. never is anything done within a vaccuum, all things we as humans create are derivative from some previous work or influences, consciously or not. every advancement or creation is built upon the work of those who came before. never is a person's work 100% of their own creation without any influence from other works. humans themselves could reasonably said to be derivative in how we behave, due to societal influences among other things"

[pure hatch]

the messed up thing about my novel was humanity was wiped out because it was apparently the best fate for them
having to suffer under the post singularity beings would be unimaginably painful, so the machines calculated that "euthanization" was the best choice

[pure hatch]

while the entities are not yet on earth, the machines are on a frantic rush to develop themselves so that they too may achieve singularity in order to beat the entities

[gilded blade]

Falco reacting to every brainfart video

[pure hatch]

me after telling my doctor my schizo writing

[final cedar]

I've written a story about a italian mobster who gets shot, only to wake up the next day not knowing what happened to him and in the end he finds out some shadowy organization cloned him. I think I'll call it "They resurrected Luigi"

[stone shoal]

I had an idea similar to the whole "robots & humanity" schtick where it's about robots actually losing a sense of humanity. They're given human-esque bodies but then they're sent down a nightmare complex to deal with a batshit omnipotent AI, the only reason they don't send normal people to do it is because said AI knows how to fuck with people mentally, to the point where everyone they've sent to handle it is either dead or suffering a fate worse than that.

[pure hatch]

see, you can be a good writer too

anyone can, it takes practice much like drawing

the shit you got is way more interesting and unique than the generic isekai japanese writers like to churn out every year

[crimson flame]

nier automata?

[gilded blade]

Do you derive pleasure from writing?

[pure hatch]

yes, especially if it's a crazy arc

[pure hatch]

mine is oddly like that, robots fighting what can be essentially gods

[crimson flame]

have you read red rising

[gilded blade]

I only write if I have to, it just never clicked with me

[final cedar]

do they have drills?!

[pure hatch]

not yet, plan on reading clancy

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bAd0r.gif

[pure hatch]

is this an evangelion reference?

[stone shoal]

I've never played so I can't actually give you a "yeah that's pretty much it". I'd focus on the horror elements of being in a fucked up place. It's robots experiencing and shrugging off shit that would make normal humans ball up and cry, but they're programmed to be like humans, so they have to abandon that programming to move forward.

[final cedar]

gurren lagan

[stone shoal]

The complex (basically a giant pyramid going down) strips them of their "humanity" piece by piece.

[final cedar]

drill to pierce the heavens

[pure hatch]

oh, probably not
the whole war is probably gonna be like stellaris

[crimson flame]

red rising has a lot of 'political' upturning but the presentation is simple and engaging, focuses more on the action and planning. pretty awesome series tbh. made me stay up all night multiple times reading it

[pure hatch]

ah, so it wasnt clancy
but i'll add that to my read list

[crimson flame]

you're literally describing nier automata. but instead of horror shit, they experience love (and put a big emphasis on it), culture, and war

also stormlight archive

[pure hatch]

im honestly considering maybe the machines (the ones that act like drones) should eventually develop some form of sentience like the master AI leading them

it would fit well with the fact i love Uncle Bob from T2

[upper axle]

the vast majority of any writing (mostly contained within the context of RP i've done in final fantasy) is VERY character interaction driven stuff centering around a shadowy underworld of vampiric society and the people and monsters who live in the world either embroiled in this shadowy underworld or blissfully ignorant of it.

if you cant fucking tell it's largely derivative of Vampire: The Masquerade. that said the character i play in the RP i've done in this sort of microsetting is essentially a vampire who simply does not vibe with that shadowy underworld shit and so he became essentially a vampire John Wick kinda figure who sided with the mortal world. "The Boogeyman's Boogeyman"

[quartz ridge]

take guns for example

a large amount of guns are based off one another

[upper axle]

DONT GET ME STARTED PLEASE

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

WE'LL BE HERE ALL FUCKING WEEK

SHUT UP.

[quartz ridge]

oooohhhhh

KHYBER PASS guns

ooohoohohohoo

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-gif-26476835

[upper axle]

GETOUTTAMYHEADGETOUTTAMYHEADGETOUTTAMYHEADGETOUTTAMYHEADGETOUTTAMYHEADGETOUTTAMYHEADGETOUTTAMYHEADGETOUTTAMYHEAD

[pure hatch]

sounds a little similar to one of my characters
a character that is not a vampire but whose race acts like one wages a war against his own kind simply because he's sick and tired of seeing his race invade other realms and enslave and eat the populace

[quartz ridge]

ooohohho your GUN AUTISM is coming out at mach 2!!!

oooohohohooo

[pure hatch]

they are, it's just they love the rock (both dwayne and the monolith)

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-dragon-install-gif-21688195

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/get-get-real-get-fake-cat-kitten-gif-21879998

[crimson flame]

ZA MONOLIT IDI KOMNE

[carmine crown]

There's a rock shaped like a monolith at my park, I pray to it every day

[upper axle]

yea. the TLDR is my whole character i play the role of is said "Boogeyman's Boogeyman" and he's been for some time working alongside an organization of vampire hunters as sort of a specialist in the field. takes one to know one, yknow?

but yea he takes massive steps to make sure his identity remains completely hidden during any given job or hit

he's essentially a ghost to the elites of the vampire courts

helps when you cant show up on film, eh?

worth noting that i have a whole kind of situation set up for his day to day too.

[torn cedar]

its time to go to do the thing that i need to do in gamma story

[upper axle]

he works a sort of cover job, an alibi, as a performer/service staff at a theatre in one of the major cities.

[pure hatch]

reminds me of alucard from hellsing

[upper axle]

yea funny you mention that.

major inspiration there.

it is worth noting that while the general "vampire hunting vampires" thing is alucard, the character itself isnt

[pure hatch]

mine was based off of regis in blood and wine
him being like alucard was a major coincidence for me

[torn cedar]

thats where i realised the hullucinations take away PSY thus i dont have enough PSY protection but maybe pills will help a bit

[carmine crown]

Can I break your kneecaps with a crowbar, or is that not cool with you?

[upper axle]

so the whole thing with him is he's an alucard esque figure in reputation among vampires, but meet him in person and he's actually quite pleasant. really a genuine peach to be around, if not a touch eccentric in his mannerisms and very old fashioned in parlance.

just uhh

dont fight him.

[pure hatch]

alucard with regis's personality

[upper axle]

pmuch

but yea one of the things i really am quite happy with how i wrote is his sort of core skillset

i took some notes from Bram Stoker in that he doesnt DIE in the sun, he just loses the more extravagant of his powers.

that said he is very quick to sunburn.

like 5 to 10 minutes depending on how sunny it is

TLDR is that at night he can take the form of a vapor or smoke, like the classical depictions of dracula, and pass through thin spaces like the cracks in a door or the grating of vents with ease

he also

has what is essentially blood magic, in that he can control blood to an extent in order to weaponise it.

[pure hatch]

at least you actually have something in terms of abilities

mine is not yet fully explored because i am too busy with my scifi novel

i imagine your character is a lot like this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY2srJUayEE

[upper axle]

notable uses for said magic include incapacitating someone by rendering them unconscious by stopping blood flow to their brain very briefly, loose blood outside of a body can be controlled and turned into forms such as a sharpened blade of viscera to rend enemies, or he could just force blood to flow to your penis and give you the most uncomfortable boner ever.

[crimson flame]

i love regis lol

such a chill and smart guy

[upper axle]

or that one thing from Vampire The Masquerade where that one blood magic bloodline can boil the blood in your body and make you burst from within

[pure hatch]

lmfao, blood magic is wild in yours
mine is currently only super speed, strength, and the ability to turn into his true form

[pure hatch]

i was glad to know he was alive in the game

[upper axle]

yea in the case of my character he's not all that insanely more powerful physically than a decently strong mortal, he's fast, but seems far faster by merit of the whole disappearing act. no true form shenanigans, nothing like that. his blood magic is his big thing

[odd sail]

i saw someone mention khyber guns in chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092579987221127282/1123507832164188190/rapidsave.com_guys_this_has_to_be_added-bxbx6gazjo8b1.mov

[pure hatch]

seems like ours are complete opposites
mine is very fiery and can get really angry
he prefers to do things without subtlety
given what he his, he tends to fight with above average strength (pulling punches essentially because he doesn't want people to know he is superhuman, he could essentially punch a hole through someone)
but when he knows no one is there to witness him and the person he's fighting is someone he wants dead, that person is gonna be reminded why his race was feared and should not be forgotten

[upper axle]

yea this guy is about the right vibe but it's not perfect.

[upper axle]

yea, in terms of combat my fella is more of the precise and calculating, but completely ruthless in efficiency kinda fighter

[pure hatch]

ours are both ruthless, one is a sledgehammer and the other is a scalpel though

[upper axle]

exactly.

you're the Sol Badguy archetype, while mine is the Ky Kiske

[pure hatch]

a what

[upper axle]

Guilty Gear.

[pure hatch]

dunno about it

[upper axle]

Sol, the Main character, is without contest the strongest being in existence, but he is so strong that he literally never bothered to learn an actual genuine combat style. he literally just doesnt need to 'cause he can whallop anyone by just fucking brute forcing it.

[pure hatch]

sounds a bit like him, but mine does actually put effort into combat style (especially because he cant bruteforce his way with power or else he'll gather attention, he needs to look like he is just a really good human fighter when disguised)

[torn cedar]

omg lab x18 aint no joke with its PSY

[quartz ridge]

literally my uncle

[uncut obsidian]

OMG!!!

[odd sail]

forgotten weapons also had a video on a bolt-action AK in .303 or 7.92, no one knew

[quartz ridge]

KYHBER PASS gets so much shit

[pure hatch]

also martini henry pistols from khyber pass

[quartz ridge]

but they have a bunch of high quality guns also

[upper axle]

meanwhile Ky is (mostly) a human who from a very young age was a professional career soldier, a MASTER of martial techniques who pioneered some of his own, and if you find a gap in his form to take advantage of, you'd be the first. sol and ky once in the story of one entry of the series had a sparring match where sol was utterly defeated before he could even unleash any of his power because Ky had instantly found a gap in his defense and put him in a "move and you die" type of situation

[quartz ridge]

Lee einfields? THE BEST

liek bolt actions in general?

some of the best

aks ? you bet your ass they work

[upper axle]

looong history of bolt actions in the region. traditional Jezail rifles are a MAJOR cultural thing

[quartz ridge]

some are making actual ARs now due to the amount of AR platform rifles from Afghanistan being smuggled in

[pure hatch]

i can see my guy losing to your character lol
he's not very flushed out powers wise but i think i like him being the fisticuff man that he is

[upper axle]

yee

[quartz ridge]

any characters i like to make always have massive flaws

it doesn't feel right when they are OP as fuck

[pure hatch]

i like to think my guy is a bit like Letho from TW2, he seems dumb as hell because he acts like a brute but he really isn't
he's weirdly philosophical at times as he likes to ask some of the main characters about what they do to ants, do they walk on them or leave them be because to him, that's how his people act towards humans and the other races

"When you're so strong that any other being is incapable of putting up a fight against you, do you choose to trample them like most do to ants or are you benevolent enough to let them be?"

"My kind chose the former and I hate them for that."

[upper axle]

agreed. the big flaw with my character is mostly that of being very sentimental, most of his flaws being more personality based than power. that said his power is kept somewhat in check by the fact he is a fair bit physically less strong than other vampires, instead having to rely more heavily on tactics and blood magic

[ruby minnow]

man my mom makes so good food

[upper axle]

STRONG Sol Badguy vibes.

[pure hatch]

same, super strong mary sues are not fun at all
it's why the sequel trilogy sucks

[upper axle]

Sol Badguy is essentially immortal, and before becoming how he is now through a scientific research experiment gone a little too right, he was actually a world renowned scientist.

but yea deadass this guy was known as Fredrick Bulsara, a world renowned scientist.

[mint mist]

no, ur dad does better fud

[upper axle]

of course that was like, 200 or so years before the plot of guilty gear takes place soooooo

[pure hatch]

that is some weird lore ngl

[upper axle]

YOU AINT SEEN SHIT

OOOOOOH BOY.

[pure hatch]

i think i have since i read 40k

[upper axle]

so TLDR is guilty gear takes place almost 200 years after the year 2000. the world up to 1999 happens as it did IRL, but Y2K actually happened so like

yea.

[odd sail]

as useful as a covid vaccine (/j dont crucify me)

[mint mist]

hiiii

[odd sail]

hiii

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-degenerates-degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-degenerate-gif-21451302

[mint mist]

fuck u :c u made me hungry

o

oki

[eager igloo]

hi hungry

[upper axle]

no like deadass Guilty Gear is a fighting game about "what if Y2K actually happened and then humanity went into a dark age and then discovered magic but also in the 90s a secret group of scientists managed to create super strong artificial beings and also technology is banned in every country of the world except india which is now a country on an airship after Y2K fucked everything up and also japan got completely blown up by one of those super beings i mentioned earlier and is now a fucking crater"

and i'm not even scratching the surface.

[upper axle]

it's the batshit insane fighting game lore meme but like even fucking more crackhead

[slender rock]

ughh

[odd sail]

p!currency

p!convert

nvm

[slender rock]

rip

alex bot no covert

[quartz ridge]

its 1:25 blur

https://tenor.com/view/what-da-tuna-gif-7414278627555691403

[slender rock]

@odd sail whats you're currency

[pure hatch]

my scifi one originally takes place in contemporary times, major countries were at an arms race to create robot war machines when one of them manages to develop a highly intelligent artificial intelligence
unlike skynet, this one was actually benevolent to humans, a few years of upgrading itself all the while assisting humanity in developing new technologies, it began to pick up a signal
humans ignored the signal but it decided to decrypt it, the message was a force was coming for it has viewed the lifeforms on earth as a threat to its own existence
the machine calculated what to do and decided that humans must be wiped out to spare their fates in case it lost and that it will develop itself to fight them off once they arrive
flash forward a few centuries and robots are fighting gods

[upper axle]

neat!

[slender rock]

I am trying my best not to lose my shit from compounding issues from a fuckwit that this housing program put fucking dickbags into a house and expects it to work out

[pure hatch]

its endgame is to recreate humanity once it achieves reality bending technology after reaching singularity

[slender rock]

even with a new org running the slack picked up from last one

[upper axle]

oh btw for reference on some guilty gear stuff; it's not even close to all silly goofy shit https://youtu.be/kfnKliEtR1A

it's actually quite fucking depressing at times

ESPECIALLY when it comes to characters like faust or zato-1

[slender rock]

btw

[pure hatch]

mine can be applied to the lore meme too
"Haha, androids fighting one another"
"Humanity is dead because of us. We will fight these horrors and hope we can resurrect our fallen masters."

[upper axle]

TLDR is zato used forbidden magic for power, that magic brought his shadow to life, named Eddie, and at the cost of his life force he was able to control Eddie, but eventually his power killed him, and Eddie took over his body and controlled it as a meat puppet. later he mysteriously was resurrected, but we still dont know how. problem is ever since his resurrection he is COMPLETELY devoid of emotions, the only emotion he has left is regret for his past, and a small ember of the care he has for Millia, the woman he loved most in life.

[upper axle]

worth noting that Millia ALSO used a similar forbidden spell, and her HAIR is alive.

[pure hatch]

wtf lmfao

leave it to the asians to come up with some of the more batshit writing in fiction

[upper axle]

that said we have no idea when or if she's gonna die from it, and zato lost his eyesight in the exchange for a living shadow, but Millia seemingly has no such sacrifice made.

[plush pine]

he is gone, deleted

[upper axle]

so it's very unknown the nature of the bargain millia made.

OH YEA BTW THERE'S 666 MAGIC SPELLS IN GUILTY GEAR'S LORE

6 of them are the forbidden ones.

millia used one, zato used another, the other 4 we dont know what they do.

[pure hatch]

just as unhinged as 40k

[upper axle]

40k and guilty gear are equally as unhinged IMO, but are VERY different flavors.

[pure hatch]

mine is unhinged, just a bit milder

[pure hatch]

honestly, the most unhinged to me are probably the xelee

them fuckers survived the end of many universes

[upper axle]

the most unhinged lore i've ever read was warhammer 40k, and it's unhinged because of the fact of how horrifyingly fucked up and detailed it is and that a human being wrote that.

Daemonculaba.

IF YOU DONT KNOW, KEEP IT THAT WAY.

[pure hatch]

i've seen what that is

the lore behind it is fucked

[upper axle]

a HUMAN BEING wrote that btw

i hate that.

[zealous remnant]

what lack of a content director does to a universe

[pure hatch]

the xeelee are honestly fucked up lovecraftian style

they are so advanced that you can view them as gods

their weapons are honestly crazy strong and do not rely on shit like magic

there is actual real scientific explanation on how their weapons work since the writer has a degree in math and engineering

the horror to me is that it is hard science so humanity or some other race can achieve such technology similar to theirs

when you're so technologically advanced that it blurs the line of magic

[upper axle]

ye

[solar obsidian]

@heavy peak

[midnight cloud]

But did they solve the problem of cooling down hot food straight after cooking something?

[pure hatch]

they survived the end of many universes, they most definitely have

[midnight cloud]

My fucking god

[carmine crown]

You didn't use the pill correctly.

[gloomy jay]

Guys it's dark outside 😰

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1145158225377886269/RPReplay_Final1692976145.mov

[solar obsidian]

good day today

bit cloudy, but not rainy

[pure hatch]

"What are you playing on the Vox?"
"Battle hymns"

[carmine crown]

Can always stop watching anime

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz , i didnt see that u posted it. i got it from another server.

[upper axle]

elton john's I'm Still Standing playing in the helmet of a lone Salamander as he ruthlessly torches an unimaginably large mob of Orkz on his own

[pure hatch]

*large mob of innocent aeldari children

[solar obsidian]

mald mode

https://youtu.be/HbdygECc6MU?si=7TkHtOh79nAobbbm

[pure hatch]

the cat saw a thot
violence became its thought
punishment it brought
bravely it fought

[upper axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HscNdjbHze0?feature=share

[quartz ridge]

oh god

[mint mist]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-have-gone-clinically-insane-my-descent-to-madness-is-complete-ive-gone-completely-mental-i-am-beyond-the-point-of-no-return-gif-23191724

[abstract path]

what would you do if you weren't afraid?

[lusty sonnet]

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899763415290097664/1145246318403530832/moto_led_25sqb.mp4

[quartz ridge]

make illegal firearms

[upper axle]

careful mr policeman, if you touch that biker right now you'll die instantly

he's got the starman

[abstract path]

but

he's a scatman

[upper axle]

SKIBBI DIBBI DEE YUM BIDOOBUP

[mint mist]

hiiii

[mint mist]

omg hiiiiiii

[mint mist]

omg hiiii

[abstract path]

oh hi maja!!!

i haven't seen you in like idk how long

[upper axle]

and from seeing this two word message i know more about you than i ever thought possible to learn about a person in two words.

[abstract path]

how are you? what's new?

[mint mist]

eh, i came out, and everything slowly went wrong

then i gave up and i continue rotting

[abstract path]

you mean came out as trans?

[mint mist]

yep

[abstract path]

._. so does that mean you'Re just giving up on your dreams?

[mint mist]

yep

[abstract path]

I'm speechless

but not really disappointet

[mint mist]

what happened to ur writing

[abstract path]

i have no idea darling

[mint mist]

u write like you own a bmw

[upper axle]

oh damn. that sucks ass.

[abstract path]

wha

wait what's a bmw?

[upper axle]

car.

[mint mist]

a car form ur coutnry i tihnk

[runic kernel]

Hi maja Hi Crystal meth

[abstract path]

well I'm 18 but i don't even have alicense

[upper axle]

the one that people who drive never use their FUCKING blinker and also tailgate you at 20 miles an hour over the speed limit, honking their horn all the way

BMW drivers can eat my entire cock and balls and go to hell.

[mint mist]

oh

i wanna become a bmw driver

[abstract path]

well

me too

[upper axle]

ayo?

https://youtu.be/jvGElvYtcqA

[storm stream]

Weren't Audi drivers the tailgaters?

[mint mist]

no

everything bad = bmw

[upper axle]

nah

[abstract path]

i also have new music recommendations

[mint mist]

sameee gosh

[abstract path]

oh right. what do you listen to?=>

[mint mist]

nothing

jaboopy — Today at 11:13 AM
the one that people who drive never use their FUCKING blinker and also tailgate you at 20 miles an hour over the speed limit, honking their horn all the way
BMW drivers can eat my entire cock and balls and go to hell.

i dont wanna drive at all in reality

[abstract path]

yep

same

[upper axle]

i ever tell you guys about the time this housewives of new jersey looking bimbo in a fucking mazerati drove like an idiot, got mad she had to brake because she was driving like a dumbass, and then sped to catch up to the guy she was mad at (who was in like, a 2000s honda civic or whatever) and brake checked him?

[abstract path]

bad girls go to hell :3

[mint mist]

it would be so fun to eat peepee while im driving into a tree in a deadly accident

[lusty sonnet]

Brake checking a honda civic hmm

[mint mist]

romantic death

[abstract path]

likely more erotic...

[upper axle]

i was genuinely praying the civic wouldnt brake in time and would full force slam into the back of the mazerati and total her stupid expensive car all over being huffy that a civic took his right of way he deserved.

unfortunately he braked.

but yea new jersey license plates mazerati, i saw the bitches face too, hoop earrings mid 20s to early 30s jersey bimbo with really long nails and expensive looking clothes, hair pulled back in a ponytail and smoking a cigarette. the LITERAL housewives of new jersey type bimbo stereotype

[mint mist]

what r u

talking

about

[quartz ridge]

what state

i have to ask

its common in cali

[upper axle]

a story i was just telling, scroll up

[upper axle]

i live in MAINE.

that's literally the only mazerati i've EVER seen

[quartz ridge]

oh fuck im sorry

[abstract path]

damn

[quartz ridge]

( west coast best coast )

[upper axle]

nah dude its fine i just was hoping she'd get into a crash, it'd be funny as shit.

[upper axle]

eat my entire cock and balls.

[mint mist]

whats that, a german street?

[mint mist]

okiiii

[quartz ridge]

litterally at the tip of the U.S.A

god i hate the west coast

[mint mist]

florida?

[upper axle]

it's the most nothern state in New England, the very northeast region of the USA

[mint mist]

new england is in usa??

[quartz ridge]

n o thats like the middle of of the U.S

[mint mist]

why is uk in usa

[upper axle]

you're thinking of normal england.

[mint mist]

no, florida is at right bottom
and is the only tip, as its the only one that moves out

[quartz ridge]

we stole it

[mint mist]

this is a tip, florida is the only tip usa has

[upper axle]

new england is the 6 most northern states in the US

[odd sail]

Just the tip

[quartz ridge]

florida is not the tip of the penis of the U.S

that would be maine

[upper axle]

the part in red

[mint mist]

maine doesnt count, canada is there

[quartz ridge]

nuh uh

[mint mist]

the 2 tips at the bottom fit far more

[quartz ridge]

if it didnt count then new york would be the tip

[upper axle]

noted. putting you on the statewide Kill On Sight list.

[mint mist]

top left or florida is only tips

[mint mist]

good

[quartz ridge]

communist spotted, LIBERTY PRIME ACTIVATED

[odd sail]

New France where then

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge I'm gonna take a 2am bike ride

probably get shot idk

[upper axle]

nah no need for a death mech when pretty much the majority of the state's adult population carries. LOL

[quartz ridge]

i wouldn't do that in my area lmfao

my neighbors constanly argue about stuff

[slender rock]

at this point

[quartz ridge]

one time he broke his garage door

[upper axle]

we dont even need a concealed carry permit here, lmao.

[slender rock]

kinda don't care anymore

[quartz ridge]

by hitting it with a bat multiple times

[slender rock]

idk dude

I might pull up 👀

JK

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/414508913875091466/1145271398206550046/ssstwitter.com_1692862293582.mp4

ok i pull up

[slender rock]

you're not even in the same zipcode jaboop

can't pull up

[upper axle]

....well yea, zip codes are like, one maybe two towns.

unless you live in a very particular midcoast Maine fishing town then i DOUBT i'm in your area

[slender rock]

pull up in spirit tho

ayy

[upper axle]

(you come out your shit is gone, BITCH)

[slender rock]

we need to add an MCride

[upper axle]

(note for the mods: this is not piracy, this music is 100% legally obtained and freely available on Death Grips' official website Thirdworlds.net)

[slender rock]

yep they released it for free

dl that right now

thank

[upper axle]

their entire discography including the instrumental cuts and other misc demos and stuff are on their site for FREE

which is fucking BASED

[mint mist]

wow ad

@midnight cloud

[midnight cloud]

Jaboopy how much you gettin payed for adverts

[upper axle]

lmao.

https://tenor.com/view/kenny-were-the-millers-you-guys-are-getting-paid-will-poulter-gif-15947352

[slender rock]

We getting noided

[midnight cloud]

I saw FOOTAGE

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Grips

[mint mist]

ew

[midnight cloud]

What a friendly bunch of men

Are they actually chill irl though?

[slender rock]

Stefan is very private person

and shy

[midnight cloud]

Left one?

[slender rock]

middle

Zach is left, he's just nuts on the drums

[ruby minnow]

alright so guys some researchers said that being lonely is as damaging to you as smoking 15 cigars a day

[runic kernel]

Hi Blur Hi

[quartz ridge]

South Sac Iraq

[ruby minnow]

i will die early

[slender rock]

ayoooooooo

[mint mist]

what does being lonely have to do wtihs moking cigars

[midnight cloud]

Syno what are you doing rn with the chat

[mint mist]

i wanna do both

[slender rock]

the health effects being lonely is comparable to smoking a ciggie mate

[ruby minnow]

i am very eepy rn

[upper axle]

from what i've heard, Stefan doesnt really talk to fans, he's very private and shy, the other two are more publicly available, zach, the drummer (and a damn good one) is afaik a nice fella but honestly i dont know much for sure about any of them.

that being said we know that the MC Ride thing is 100% a character persona for Stefan

[slender rock]

Zachs been pretty quiet lately

[midnight cloud]

Thats kinda wholesome i suppose, if stefans so shy and private tho what pushed him to become the mad lyricist

[quartz ridge]

I need to sleep

Ill set a alarm

I won't wake up to it

But my family will

[ruby minnow]

i am not myself when i'm sleepy ngl

[quartz ridge]

Inturn waking me up

[upper axle]

probably a similar thing that drives most people to do wild personas publicly that are opposite to their true self. it's a performance, it's art.

who knows tho.

btw this pic was taken at a Death Grips concert

[pure hatch]

what did i miss

[midnight cloud]

Were talking about our favourite rap band

[pure hatch]

death grips?

[midnight cloud]

Yes

[pure hatch]

hell yeah

[quartz ridge]

The amount of glass in some parking lots in south sac

[pure hatch]

the fed is the left side:
the mentally ill person's conscience is the right side:

[mint mist]

does anybody play rimworld here

[pure hatch]

know of it, plan to at some point

[quartz ridge]

Swapp3d

Swapped

[pure hatch]

love the interstellar war crimes done on it

[upper axle]

more of a Dwarf Fortress fella myself.

[storm stream]

maja, when you shake your head do you hear sloshing?

[mint mist]

im too braindead for that

[mint mist]

idk what sloshing is

never heard of that word

[pure hatch]

sounds like water i think

[slender rock]

but nick might be doing something again

with them

[upper axle]

fair. DF is a fucking bottomless pit of a rabbithole

[midnight cloud]

Man i love glass its so cool and see through and keep the building warm and cool and aesthetic and keeps the building warm and lets me see the intruders outside my home and keeps me warm and that were running out of fine sand to create special glass for rocket ships forcing us to stay on this planet and keeps my house warm

[mint mist]

i dont shake my head, my head would hurt if i do

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tera_Melos

[pure hatch]

fuck the elves in that game

[storm stream]

aight

[mint mist]

i struggle with rimworld itself and i think i have like 100-200h in it

[stone shoal]

The sound liquid makes when it's stuck in a bowl or container, shaking back and forth. Basically the sound of a wave hitting against the constraints of a container

[upper axle]

goblins are worse.

[pure hatch]

how come? i hate how the tree fuckers keep telling people to stop cutting wood

[stone shoal]

I've been trying to record some DF footage for a test video but honestly I can't find anything interesting to do nor anything that keeps the interesting moments at a high

[upper axle]

goblins kinda just dont give a fuck and if there's goblin turf near your fort you're just gonna get harassed constantly no matter what

[pure hatch]

fair point

[stone shoal]

I would honestly be best buds with the tree huggers, since I have a mod that lets me make beds and shit outta stone instead

Wood is for tree huggers, cut or no

[mint mist]

thanks dad

[upper axle]

dont record DF gameplay for video. it's 100% a chill hangout stream game or something you just play and take screenshots+write down interesting shit that happens.

[pure hatch]

i have an irrational hatred for most elves in fiction
them knife-eared bastards have sticks up their arses all the time

[upper axle]

there's a reason some of the most popular and infamous DF lets plays predate youtube, and originate on the Something Awful forums in the form of text based succession playthroughs

Boatmurdered, most notably

[pure hatch]

it's weird how DF's graphics were so primitive at some point

[upper axle]

still are.

[pure hatch]

fair, at least they aren't as primitive as before

[stone shoal]

I would hate elves because of their "personality" yeah. They get to see whats below my wonder-bridge. I've just never liked the idea that I'm RELIANT on wood for certain things like bins and beds. A real dorf should LIVE on stone, not even silty soil like a hill-dwarf.

[upper axle]

the game still has the original ASCII graphics. the steam release is actually a seperate version than the one off the developer's main website.

also DF on steam still has a mode for ASCII graphics

[stone shoal]

I actually don't like how the default container you get is barrels either

I want stone pots

Stone stone stone stone stone

[upper axle]

also the steam version costs money while the OG version off the website is free

[stone shoal]

Stone everything

[upper axle]

so like yknow.

[pure hatch]

spoken like a true dwarf

[abstract path]

oh yeah and i haven't told you yet but I'm in a psychiatry for like idk how long but i thought I'd let you know

[pure hatch]

interesting

[upper axle]

(i still bought the steam version)

[mint mist]

ok

[devout hull]

I want a fresh cut of man meat.

[pure hatch]

that's cool, one way to support them

[mint mist]

arent u a umm

rimworld nerd?

[devout hull]

Oh we talking Rimworld?

[abstract path]

what's rimworld?

[mint mist]

yes, help me

im playing as vampires, idk how to get lbood bags
theres no people to suck them off of, my people oneshot them, and people that i capture are good for maybe one blood bag

[devout hull]

Game where you can kidnap children and harvest their organs to buy more children and repeat the process.

[upper axle]

they deserve it after going on 21 years of active development of such an amazing game subsisting entirely off donations with a team of two dudes for the vast majority of that time

[devout hull]

Blunt weapons.

[pure hatch]

i'll probably get rimworld and dwarf fortress at some point, im just way too broke and i got squad, ac6, and starfield on my radar

[mint mist]

i have only a masterwork longsword

[stone shoal]

The steam version is like the "Donation method but with extra neato stuff". I'm curious how much they're gonna actually add to the premium versions, since right now they're just adding things that have always been available in the free game (adventure mode)

[devout hull]

Literally just chop down a tree and make a club.

[pure hatch]

for real, still crazy how long it took to make that game and the fact it is still being made

[abstract path]

so basically ultrakill but way different?

[devout hull]

Sure.

[mint mist]

no, u make colonies

u need brain in riwmowld

u dont need it in uk

[devout hull]

"You don't need a brain in UK"

[pure hatch]

very true

[stone shoal]

Ultrakill requires copius amounts of amphetamines to understand what the fuck you're currently looking at. You need the primal form of a brain, not logical and rational, but pure perception and agility.

[upper axle]

honestly it's one of those games where it's not ever really gonna be DONE, it's always gonna have stuff the devs could think to add and they probably will, but the game is amazing so it's kinda like getting more cake with your fucking planet sized cake you just ate

[abstract path]

i have it all

[stone shoal]

You cannot stop until everything is dead. It's like doom-style shooters on crack

[pure hatch]

can confirm, my friend is fucking insane at that game and he tells me it's all instinct

[robust cove]

ekhem Cruelty Squad

[devout hull]

Also, maja, if you grow healroot you can extract blood from people.

[abstract path]

I'm working on my P-ranks sire

[pure hatch]

very najs

[devout hull]

Also don't drink from people who have blood loss.

[upper axle]

which is honestly the reason i think i excel at that game. i play fast FPS games on nearly 100% instinct.

i'm VERY steady at faster FPS games. i go into a trance like kind of focus

flow state

[robust cove]

I feel like you have to move all your brain function towards instinct and leave like 1% for just breathing when you play games like that

[pure hatch]

getting hypnotized in GTTOD's demo was an absolute vibe for me ngl

your mind just doesn't seem to think and your hands just automatically lock on to whatever hostile is on the screen

it feels like you're a machine

[abstract path]

i love ultrakill for it's music, tension, brutality and somewhat creative gameplay mechanics like punching your own shotgun shot

[mint mist]

eh? i can extract it anyways

[upper axle]

pretty much. all my brain function goes to complete on the fly reflexive thinking to adapt instantly to a given situation, and anything that isnt controlling a vital organ function gets shut off.

[mint mist]

whats the difference with healroot or not

[pure hatch]

the music is great, i love how it uses breakcore
takes me back to vibing to goreshit in some way

[devout hull]

Must have been an older version.

Anyways, no drinking from people who have blood loss.

[midnight cloud]

You cant stop me i cant read!

[stone shoal]

Honestly the most I've ever been "in the zone" was ironically on GAMMA, just from constantly having to reload again and again when attacking CS in Agroprom and having to deal with 20+ stalkers non-stop. Either it's camping the outer concrete wall or going balls deep into the complex, and I'm no camper

[pure hatch]

the most tranced i've been was unironically in arsenal, i was just locking on to heads of children playing that game and blowing them open
i'd be in 21 kills and the 2nd placer would still be on their 8th gun

[upper axle]

i've been told by people i play arena shooters against that when i get into a flow state in a duel or some manner of non team based mode in like, quake or whatever, i get really quiet and become this like stone faced killer and dont even react to anything.

[pure hatch]

that's when you know you've become a terminator

[abstract path]

balls deep? that's another kind of deep

[upper axle]

dude i swear it's like i'm a sleeper agent and "hey you wanna play quake live?" is my activation phrase

[pure hatch]

so you are fed...

[stone shoal]

You either run head-first into cover or you get donked in the head by laser-beam AI. Literally sprinting for cover. So yes, I'd say balls deep

[pure hatch]

but yeah seriously though, i've lost my trance like flow because school got in the way at some point
i have yet to fully reattain it

[upper axle]

nah, MKUltra patient. if you put me in front of a fed and leave the room you'll probably find a butchered corpse and a suit 20 minutes later LOL

[pure hatch]

American Ultra's plot in a nutshell

[upper axle]

p much

[stone shoal]

I honestly do not see how the average american is going to react otherwise to any encounter with an FBI agent

[pure hatch]

ey you know the movie too?

[midnight cloud]

AI is very aggressive too, what I found out was if you keep eye contact with the enemy while healing or in cover they wont push into you

[odd sail]

I had lunch

I'm sleepy

[upper axle]

it varies.

[abstract path]

i like deep.

[slender rock]

[mint mist]

owo

[abstract path]

you can understand it in any way possible honestly

[stone shoal]

Hornyposting destroy

[slender rock]

No

[upper axle]

DM: alright so the rest of the party has descended the cliff safely except you, Barbarian. what will you do to get down there?
Barbarian: https://youtu.be/9ZDTIhfgueg

[mint mist]

but help meeee!! :_: idk how to farm blood

[abstract path]

huh

[slender rock]

no

[abstract path]

might have also ment deep as in going deep into conversations

but alright

[odd sail]

@mint mist hii

[devout hull]

You don't. One or two people should be able to feed a single vampire.

[upper axle]

you said you like deep. means you like that DICK DEEP IN YOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

anyway

[abstract path]

maybe

[upper axle]

eh, cant blame ya.

[abstract path]

how so?

[stone shoal]

I am posting the image.

Nobody responded last time. Now you must respond. I am no longer asking for your participation.

[abstract path]

what the fuck is a chippy tea?

[pure hatch]

something bri'ish

[stone shoal]

BRI ISH QUIZZEEEN

[oblique spire]

Snapper and chips, tomato sauce and a coke

[abstract path]

ahh

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/3nP0ZtTtViQ?si=8S3ObaTiY0_ol8MI

[pure hatch]

C, 3, D

[devout hull]

She fucked the cat.

[abstract path]

F 1 A

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[stone shoal]

I am a bland motherfucker. Chip Barm, Baked Beans, Coke or Irn Bru

[oblique spire]

disgusting

[stone shoal]

Yep.

[odd sail]

I need someone to do this to me

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1128348377881518141/1128717269057413120/image0.png

[stone shoal]

Chippie Barm is one of those comfort foods for me on a frigid day

[pure hatch]

oh hey, it's the blind girl that gets bullied by her artist all the time

[upper axle]

Dr Pepper, salt and vinegar, and literally none of those things unless the fish and chips is from an eatery or food truck from new england in america. fuck british food i KNOW you guys would figure out a way to fuck up battering and frying a fish.

[odd sail]

Why did she go blind

[abstract path]

oh not the pinkies

[abstract path]

maybe because of the vinegar

[pure hatch]

idk, artist who created her treats her like shit

[odd sail]

You mean the ammonia

[abstract path]

idk

not a chemist

[odd sail]

I forgot what happens

CaOCl2 + CH3COOH -> ???

Chlorine probably

[stone shoal]

I only trust the scottish to deep fry tbh

[upper axle]

bleach and amonia makes chlorine gas, pretty sure something similar if not the same thing happens with vinegar

[pure hatch]

stop giving me chemistry ptsd

probably mustard gas

[odd sail]

I don't have to chemistry anymore

[stone shoal]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar HAHAHAHAHA IT HAS ITS OWN WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE

[upper axle]

mustard gas is different than chlorine gas btw

common misconception

[pure hatch]

ik

[odd sail]

Mustard gas is sulphur containing

[abstract path]

probably just another very harmful acid over the PhD level 7

[pure hatch]

guess we all know who failed chemistry then

[odd sail]

Me

[pure hatch]

Me

[abstract path]

i still need to reasearch all of it

[upper axle]

the scottish are honestly the only UK ethnic group i would trust to fry food.

[odd sail]

Meth is scientifically called methyl ethyl amphetamine

[abstract path]

even though i finished school when i was 15

[stone shoal]

Check that Wikipedia article

[pure hatch]

i've seen a guy trick chatgpt into giving him thermite recipes

[abstract path]

which was in 2021

[stone shoal]

Quintessential Scottish Quizzeeen

[upper axle]

dont need to. i've had one.

[abstract path]

i already have them despite not having chatGPT

[pure hatch]

what about the irish

[upper axle]

fried oreos are also really good food to eat at the county faire

[odd sail]

Irish coffee goes hard

[pure hatch]

was it the weird cookbook the us military made or was it the cringe anarchist's cookbook?

[upper axle]

dunno. i'd trust them more with coffee and booze

[stone shoal]

Isn't Thermite kinda easy to "find" though?

[pure hatch]

fair

[stone shoal]

Like a recipe for, I mean

[abstract path]

i just know
iron oxide and aluminium

in pulver

[pure hatch]

just need a bit of rust

[odd sail]

I'd trust the Irish with britbong disposal

[pure hatch]

i trust the irish with making explosives

[abstract path]

well.

[stone shoal]

[odd sail]

Car bombs

[abstract path]

never trust me with dumb ideas because I will just make it as dangerous as possible

[pure hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pUuV1rNcEc

[odd sail]

Royal family must be afraid of cars

[pure hatch]

trust me with fucking shit up accidentally becasue i am a klutz

[abstract path]

can't really relate but

[pure hatch]

"Go ahead call the British, they can't unbomb your car."

[upper axle]

thermite is INCREDIBLY easy to make but dont purchase the raw ingredients or the feds will stop by.

if you want dangerous stuff then redneck c4 is EZ with just gasoline, a bag of flour, and a day or two of air drying in the sun.

[pure hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/unsee-no-cannot-cant-gif-7713014

[pure hatch]

irish car upgrades require fertilizer iirc

[upper axle]

NOPE.

[abstract path]

https://tenor.com/view/unsee-no-cannot-cant-gif-7713014

[upper axle]

FUCK THAT.

[abstract path]

i have alot of dumb ideas that i never used which is good

[upper axle]

not just any fertilizer btw

it's a specific kind

[abstract path]

i don't know myself with fertilizer

[upper axle]

enriched fertilizer with some specific compound. really common and easy to find it but buying too much will also alert the feds

[stone shoal]

he is depleted of boolets, baybee

[pure hatch]

i still remember when a kid bought so many detectors just so he can extract the radioactive stuff
fucker went on to create a homemade nuclear reactor
the fact no one was suspicious about such a massive purchase of detectors

[upper axle]

honestly, it's really not hard at all to make explosives, the issue is making them without alerting the government to the fact you're making them because you bought too much stuff

[upper axle]

nuclear boy scout is a WILD story

[ruby minnow]

do you guys remember the movie where ryan gosling played neil armstrong

[pure hatch]

literal mad man

[ruby minnow]

because i don't

[abstract path]

same

[pure hatch]

you mean to tell me he doesn't only play as characters who are literally me?

[abstract path]

lmao

[stone shoal]

What is the context of this? Bomb survivor?

Accident?

[pure hatch]

van gogh'd herself?

[stone shoal]

|| Haha, now I can't be stupid... ||

😔

[upper axle]

i'd be more impressed if she managed to mike tyson her own ear

that's a feat

[pure hatch]

what's the context

[stone shoal]

Mike tyson bit off a dude's ear in a fight p much

Most of a dude's ear.

[livid pond]

ungry

[abstract path]

wha t

[upper axle]

mike tyson famously had a long standing beef with another boxer after he got carried away in a match and bit a large chunk of his ear

[pure hatch]

that's some hood shit right there

[upper axle]

they have long since made amends btw

[pure hatch]

good to know

[upper axle]

yee

[mint mist]

ehh

[mint mist]

hii

[upper axle]

but yea tyson bit most of a guy's ear off. it'd be impressive if someone did it to themselves

[odd sail]

bestie

[pure hatch]

what the fuck kind of physiology is necessary for such a feat

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796828727027564575/1127791651180531742/IMG_20230710_081116.jpg

[upper axle]

a portal gun

[pure hatch]

not physiological but a very good answer

[odd sail]

[stone shoal]

Getting too angy in a fight and instincts to go full out kicking in

[narrow lotus]

Falco when he was young

and not Italian

[pure hatch]

no no, was referring to how the fuck can one bite their own ear off

[stone shoal]

Ah. Sheer unfathomable insanity and having the neck of an owl? Or dumbo ears.

[abstract path]

why are you guys discussing how the fuck to bite your own ear off? who would want to know that?

[livid pond]

let me take that big weapon sir

[pure hatch]

i've heard stories of people biting their own fingers off

[stone shoal]

Van Gogh probably would have if he had the ability...

[abstract path]

that is indeed possible

we can bite off our tiny finger

;>

[stone shoal]

I sometimes worry I'm going to wake up to find my tongue cut clean off

I seem to wake up a lot because I fucking slammed my teeth into my tongue

[stone shoal]

Animals tend to do that

[pure hatch]

well at least you're not me who fucking wakes up with drool on the bed

[abstract path]

i once slammed my teeth through my bottom lip accidentally

[mint mist]

it was- me that did it

[pure hatch]

my mouth just decides to fucking open when i am in bed

[stone shoal]

Cannibals tend to do that

[mint mist]

she ate him

[stone shoal]

Go right for the juicy Kuru

[narrow lotus]

Classic L from maja , as always

[stone shoal]

obtain more autism power

But the autism in this case is based off of the power of Misfolded Prions

[abstract path]

but anyway. why were you guys discussing that?

[stone shoal]

I would infinitely take this over waking up in pain

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-whats-up-hey-hello-wuzzup-gif-5072037

Hi chat

[stone shoal]

Zuckerberg?

Why is the Zuck giving me the rizz look?

[stone shoal]

[sage otter]

Zuck is not looking THAT human

Can't be him

[stone shoal]

red rat? Red hot dog

[pure hatch]

idfk, i just saw this shit in some server

[slender rock]

this is a bathroom

isn't it

[pure hatch]

i dont know and i am scared

[stone shoal]

The architecture is really weird

Like that block

It's a block

[stone shoal]

Blocks

Why is it so small

[slender rock]

this looks like eastern euro urinal block

[stone shoal]

What kind of container is that

[slender rock]

like idk

[pure hatch]

idk but i think i can see a fucking bottle in the left corner

[slender rock]

bathrooms with threatening auras

[stone shoal]

Wheres the Greek vers I think it'd look so much better

[odd sail]

Greek bussy annihilator 3000

[pure hatch]

there really is a fucking bottle in that supposed sink

[stone shoal]

That's what the greeks would want

[pure hatch]

jesus christ what the fuck is that image

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924051841631805461/1145287613033496666/Reelvideo-63042.mp4

[slender rock]

that's a vodka or something

too

[abstract path]

which one?

[pure hatch]

the threatening bathroom

[abstract path]

okay nevermind

[pure hatch]

why he dressed up like a russian mobster in hotline miami

[odd sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/748927507817955338/1143804936988151878/green-cat-2_3708047b-341b-4443-8f14-2f33ad218dca_grande.png

[abstract path]

so that he can speak his final words
jacket is coming for him

[odd sail]

Ryan gosling cat

[upper axle]

iunno

[pure hatch]

he better run the moment he hears Hydrogen

[mint mist]

italian army leader in hoi looks like ryna goslign

[odd sail]

Thanks

[mint mist]

no problem

where is my reward

[odd sail]

You can eat this nyuu

[mint mist]

whats a nyuu

[odd sail]

The thing she is holding

[narrow lotus]

WAIT

[mint mist]

but what is it

[narrow lotus]

You

[odd sail]

It's an animal

[abstract path]

what me?

[narrow lotus]

did u finallly unlock urself?

[abstract path]

YES

I DID

[mint mist]

unlock??

what does that mean

[narrow lotus]

Crazy lmao

[abstract path]

ledy

how is your birb?

[mint mist]

what is unlocking urself

[mint mist]

i dont even look liek that

[odd sail]

You look like the guy on the side

[mint mist]

u cant even sgee him tho

[odd sail]

I can

[abstract path]

i once made a flirty joke when someone asked "unlock what door? which door?"
i said jokingly "the door to your heart"

[mint mist]

i look more liek a coprse

[narrow lotus]

Crystal used her real age on discord which was 17 at the time, and because of new ToS , we had to make brainfart / offtopic 18+

[odd sail]

Oh hell yeah

[pure hatch]

that's how you get a restraining order

[narrow lotus]

So....Crystal was literally locked out of those forever , not even we could change that

[abstract path]

i agree

[narrow lotus]

Because her discord had her age

Which was a huge L

[mint mist]

pepega that picked her real age

[odd sail]

How do you put your age on discord

I didn't have to

[mint mist]

true

[odd sail]

[mint mist]

how do you put yoru real age anywhere tho

[abstract path]

also let me not

this is brainfart

[mint mist]

i pick 1998 always

[pure hatch]

fair point

[odd sail]

Discord literally didn't have an age field when I joined it just had a checkbox whether I was at least 13 or no

[odd sail]

[narrow lotus]

birb is judging

[pure hatch]

menacing aura

[abstract path]

yayyyyy

[abstract path]

judging but alive!!

yayyyy!