🎪bruh-fart

[heavy halo]

After almost a year of being here

Heres a glimpse into how cute i am

Eye reveal cuz im bored

[young crag]

Leave and never return

[robust cove]

👁️ 👁️

[heavy halo]

WHG

[heavy halo]

💢💢💢

Grrr

[runic kernel]

This me

[robust cove]

[young crag]

Correction needed... 💢💢💢

[robust cove]

not real

[uncut obsidian]

teach me makeup

[grizzled meadow]

An actual girl???

[wispy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-boy-kisser-gif-11783875655224553370

[oblique spire]

NO IVAN

[young crag]

Fake news

[grizzled meadow]

We have an actual girl, this place is doomed

[heavy halo]

just as expected

[oblique spire]

Ban the maja clone

[heavy halo]

In making waves with my eye reveal

[oblique spire]

rn

[heavy halo]

Never felt so good

[uncut obsidian]

yeah
a FEMALE

[young crag]

Women aren't real

[uncut obsidian]

crazy right

but we all know that females aren't real

[heavy halo]

Who said im a female

Im a cat

:3

[young crag]

Woman(male)

[robust cove]

Truly shows what this server is, everyone turning caveman mode from woman eyes

[heavy halo]

sorry that im that cute

;P

[robust cove]

you are still cringe

[heavy halo]

im not named cutie patootie for no reason

IM NOT

TAKE IT BACK

RN

[robust cove]

YOU ARE

[oblique spire]

kys

[heavy halo]

OR ILL BITE U

[heavy halo]

😨

[oblique spire]

cringe maja clone

[heavy halo]

IM NOT A MAJA CLONE

[odd sail]

whose face is this

[robust cove]

I am cheesburger

[uncut obsidian]

you aren't

you have a job

[robust cove]

that's a fat lie

[heavy halo]

see madi vouch for me

[uncut obsidian]

she does tho

[robust cove]

I don't believe that for even a second

[heavy halo]

mine

[odd sail]

no whose face is it

[heavy halo]

obviously

[robust cove]

Maja is even less cringe now

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[robust cove]

My job is president of america, since I have typed it, that means it is real

[tame fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783426400899563600/1144935784844103720/Oh-you-hearing-a-voice-huh-May-I-introduce-you-to-the-Voice-of-Silence--1692970595104.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy halo show what you bake

beak

bak

idk

[heavy halo]

sur!

[robust cove]

it was fine the first time lmao

[heavy halo]

i dont have any pics so next time i go

:3

[uncut obsidian]

you forgot an L in that word

[heavy halo]

FUN FACT

[grizzled meadow]

Surl?

[heavy halo]

one time i made cupcakes for a girls birthday

[grizzled meadow]

Slur?

[heavy halo]

she didnt even invite me

[uncut obsidian]

BAN

BAN

[heavy halo]

She still took then

[robust cove]

BAN

[heavy halo]

Nobody ate them cuz i made them too

[robust cove]

okay that's sad, sorry that happened

[uncut obsidian]

zad

[heavy halo]

its okay, i found out who was actually my friend

[grizzled meadow]

Me

Ofc

[heavy halo]

:)

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/michaelscott-wink-yes-you-know-it-gif-13342379

[heavy halo]

falco numba wan!!

[uncut obsidian]

falco

no

don't throw brainfart away for a female

[grizzled meadow]

I'm everyone friends

[robust cove]

Falco you are such a fucking Simp it's not even funny

[uncut obsidian]

noooooooooooooooooooooo

[heavy halo]

falco how old are you again?

20?

[robust cove]

12

[oblique spire]

he's 4769

[grizzled meadow]

I haven't payed for anything = I'm no simp

[heavy halo]

Holy moly

[oblique spire]

its fax

[grizzled meadow]

29, I'm one of the oldest in here

[heavy halo]

am i too young for you

[oblique spire]

stop lying ffs

[robust cove]

You are simping for a woman online becasue she payed you off

[heavy halo]

:3

[oblique spire]

falco

why would you lie

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-fingers-playing-with-meat-meat-fingers-twirling-meat-hotdog-gif-17889979

[oblique spire]

You're 4769

can't believe you'd lie

[heavy halo]

Holy moly falco is an eldritch being?!

😨

[grizzled meadow]

I'm just being friend with a person as I am friend with anyone in here

For all we know it's a dude who can wear make up

[robust cove]

He is a Bulgarian femboy, yes

[heavy halo]

WHAT

[grizzled meadow]

I don't know your age

[robust cove]

[heavy halo]

Im 18 pooks

[grizzled meadow]

That's okay, half of the server is around that age

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/center-stage-gif-24631184

[heavy halo]

Oh wow it does!

:3

[oblique spire]

Falco

[robust cove]

no it doesn't?????

[oblique spire]

you should enlist in the Italian military

[grizzled meadow]

Nah thank you

Also because I'm swedish

[oblique spire]

and then leak classified documents to reddit threads about the italian tanks not being modeled correctly by 1 centimetre in war thunder

[robust cove]

he doesn't have a big enough moustache

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/127hater-twt-gif-24974064

[heavy halo]

Guys face reveal

Its me

[pale ingot]

looks like an asshole

[grizzled meadow]

No that's @runic kernel

[heavy halo]

.

[young crag]

My honest reaction

[heavy halo]

okay guys face reveal for real this time

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-dabed-so-exited-dababy-bed-meme-gif-19753676

[pure cobalt]

:3

[heavy halo]

:3

[solar obsidian]

that is not you, a cat cant write

[runic kernel]

Stolen from me aswell

[sly lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817846819827744878/964573285851467866/jessie.gif

[heavy halo]

Jsjsjdh hshsh?/$2?

[river robin]

Why are you so cringe

🤢

[heavy halo]

Thats why u dont have the balls to ping in replies

;3

[pale ingot]

15 exes does that to a (wo)man

[heavy halo]

WHAT RHE FUCK

HOW DID YOU REMEMBER THAT

[river robin]

15 exes? Yikes.

[heavy halo]

..

[pale ingot]

i dont have the memory of a goldfish

[heavy halo]

ITS NOT AS BAD AS U THINK

[river robin]

It is

[heavy halo]

alot of them cheated on me

Like 6

[pale ingot]

that still leaves 9 of them that didnt

[somber warren]

wonder why

[river robin]

Ok that’s less than half

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-contact-juggling-meme-gif-22573466

[heavy halo]

and the rest it was either my fault or they used me for my money

[young crag]

Not a big surprise

[oblique spire]

AH YES

[robust cove]

Italian boot camp, I can't imagine that and not laugh. The drill sergeants with an Italian accent and gesticulations

[oblique spire]

THE CUMASS

[grizzled meadow]

NUMBER 15, EXES THAT CHEATED ON ME

[heavy halo]

LOL-?

[runic kernel]

Hi Kemek

[heavy halo]

NUMBER 15, ELEMENTAL, I WAS 13 AND HE WAS 17

[pale ingot]

[river robin]

Y I k e s

[robust cove]

[somber warren]

pedophilia

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/9PWjqgM_CU8?si=aCzT9IStwflE5Pnz

[mint mist]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-have-gone-clinically-insane-my-descent-to-madness-is-complete-ive-gone-completely-mental-i-am-beyond-the-point-of-no-return-gif-23191724

[heavy halo]

number one… emily… hottest asian lesbian i know

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/big-buger-eat-buger-the-rock-burger-gif-22532545

[heavy halo]

Me biting into a normal burger

(Im so small and petite)

[robust cove]

don't say that

[somber warren]

200% a man

[mint mist]

fed

[robust cove]

posted a photo earlier

[heavy halo]

It was a prank beo

[mint mist]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[crimson flame]

absolutely yikes

[heavy halo]

See

[solar obsidian]

what?

[oblique spire]

[somber warren]

do you really believe that for a second

[mint mist]

but u know that exes here might mean likee, minecrafr boyfriends for 3 days

[robust cove]

We do not joke about being french, it's a very serious illness

[heavy halo]

sorry sorry

[crimson flame]

true

[oblique spire]

and the picture is definitely a man in makeup

[heavy halo]

Ill never joke about being french again

[robust cove]

good

[heavy halo]

Nah, i date for longterm

My longest relationship was 2 years

shortest was..

[crimson flame]

then how tf u end up with 15 exes lmao

[heavy halo]

2 days…

[robust cove]

[solar obsidian]

u cut ur arm?

[mint mist]

i was close

[runic kernel]

Hi Voltaire Hi Brainfart Blackest German

[oblique spire]

[heavy halo]

what the hell kind of question is that

[mint mist]

do u drink water?

[heavy halo]

what the hell kind of question is that

[torn cedar]

Cure

[mint mist]

is air breedable?

[robust cove]

do you eat food

[torn cedar]

Cuute

[mint mist]

who are you?

[somber warren]

what

[heavy halo]

what the hell kind of question is that

[torn cedar]

@mint mist lekkuz

[mint mist]

breathable, sorry

[robust cove]

Who do you know here bro

[solar obsidian]

are u gay?

[runic kernel]

Whos mans this

[mint mist]

i am!! hiii

[torn cedar]

Huh?

[robust cove]

Do you like water

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[torn cedar]

Hi delight

[heavy halo]

Im bi

[robust cove]

Bababoory

[runic kernel]

Hi

[torn cedar]

Its delightful to

[torn cedar]

Wdym

[robust cove]

Bababooey

[oblique spire]

I DONT THINK IVAN AND THE BOYS ARE MAKING IT OUT OF THIS ONE LADS

[robust cove]

F

[mint mist]

can u help me

[robust cove]

nuh uh-uh

[mint mist]

a

ok

[robust cove]

5 dollares

[mint mist]

im broke

i can give you air compressor if u want

(without air)

[heavy halo]

Can i have it instead

[mint mist]

u cant help me

so no trade

[heavy halo]

Sorry

Intrusive thoughts

[robust cove]

just blow into it lel

okay wtf do you need

[mint mist]

im bored?? like, duh- help me

[heavy halo]

whats a job? And why do i have to blow it-?

[solar obsidian]

arma 3?

[robust cove]

call to arms

[mint mist]

is ur name izi by any accident

isabell, or whatever

[heavy halo]

its may

[oblique spire]

The base game for Call To Arms

[mint mist]

or, the name you imagined urself

ok

[oblique spire]

finally tried it after playing the WW2 version for ages

[solar obsidian]

@oblique spire like it?

[oblique spire]

Is good

[sage otter]

Any AR owners in here ?

[mint mist]

yes

[oblique spire]

i've got some russian hardbass playing for the chad Ivan who is holding off an entire line of US soldiers while in a Tigr

[mint mist]

one polish guy has them

[heavy halo]

Holy cow

Guys

Im a cat

[mint mist]

and half of the peopel here

[heavy halo]

:3

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[sage otter]

You ever modified your stock ? If yes did you change the metal stud in there ? Cause it won't reach

[heavy halo]

Yuh huh

[robust cove]

Available options:

1.go to sleep
2.play game
3.eat food
4.take benadryls

[mint mist]

i wanst talkign about me

[heavy halo]

Option 4

[robust cove]

nice

[sage otter]

Oh

[mint mist]

got no benadryls, and somebody i knew unalived themselves with them, ew
nothing to eat, and nothing to play

and not sleepy yet

[real tinsel]

ate too much spice, tummy hurtey

[mint mist]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/diarrhea-explosive-poop-im-pooping-gif-14155012

[mint mist]

hiii hi hiiiiii

[heavy halo]

One must imagine meowmachine trying to fight off the male allegations

[mint mist]

i missed u :c

[heavy halo]

[sage otter]

4,2,4,2,4,3,4,2,1

[oblique spire]

I also have a BMP-2 holed up on a bridge rn @robust cove @solar obsidian

[mint mist]

no, i dont think anybody cares

[real tinsel]

hii

[oblique spire]

it's doing WORK

[robust cove]

play some free games idk

[real tinsel]

why

are you dumb

[mint mist]

yes?

[heavy halo]

One must imagine meow machine being a cute little cat playing in the grass then

:)

[mint mist]

eh?-

[robust cove]

Is the bridge descructable

[oblique spire]

Uh

probably

[robust cove]

look for free games on steam idk

[oblique spire]

I will try with a T-72 when i have enough to call it in

also this fucker looks pretty stable

[real tinsel]

play the games in your steam account that you haven't even checked out

[solar obsidian]

indestructable

[real tinsel]

i have like 300 of them

or 400

[sage otter]

I'll wait for Alex to pop around, or that other US dude

[mint mist]

i dont, every game i add i play

[heavy halo]

In in the us

[real tinsel]

goddamn

[heavy halo]

!

[sage otter]

But you don't have the stock knowledge i'm looking for

irrelevant

[heavy halo]

:(

[mint mist]

wow

what a bully

frick you

[real tinsel]

get xbox game pass then. It has 400+ games and there definitely will be some that you haven't played

[oblique spire]

I must say tho

Люди Надоели is going pretty hard rn

[mint mist]

ehh, i got no money either way, and if i want a game i can just crack it- all multiplayer ones dont matter, i have nobody to play them with either way ;c

[oblique spire]

and i uh

[eager quest]

hello chat

its me

[oblique spire]

told Ivan to get the fuck out of the Tigr

[eager quest]

after so long

[mint mist]

meh, too overused

[oblique spire]

some AT rolled up

[oblique spire]

kys

[mint mist]

sure, help me and i will

[oblique spire]

no

[robust cove]

THE BATTLE YELLOW VOLKSWAGEN IS READY TO DEFEND

[oblique spire]

do it yourself

[oblique spire]

true

[eager quest]

@stone blade ♥️

[real tinsel]

you got insurgency dongstorm or mordhau?

[mint mist]

i dotn have insurgency

i heard it has cute AI tho

[robust cove]

go jack off idfk

[mint mist]

or something

[oblique spire]

and uh

[real tinsel]

yeah the ai is some shit in that game

peak your head out and you're dead

[oblique spire]

@robust cove @solar obsidian my friends

https://youtu.be/PFd3jYvieEo?si=xDSTCWi0fJ87rmE0

[mint mist]

nothing makes me horny

[oblique spire]

this goes hard

[real tinsel]

the ai used to be more aimbotsy before they fixed it

[mint mist]

is there like a good sandbox or campaign for them?

[robust cove]

unfortunate, maybe you should go look for that

[real tinsel]

no sandbox but there is campaign maps

[mint mist]

o

[real tinsel]

i don't know wtf sandbox is

when i hear it i think of gmod or minecraft

[mint mist]

did u ever see people playgrund?

[heavy halo]

im in a romantic mood

who wants to bash my head in with a rock

[real tinsel]

you mean pubg?

[solar obsidian]

sandbox is open world, like gta

[mint mist]

no

[real tinsel]

ah

[mint mist]

me please too, i dont want to bash ur head with ar ock, i wanna be bashed i mean

[real tinsel]

insurgency dongstorm isn't open world

[heavy halo]

[robust cove]

would you be willing to teach me how tf to play Tarkov? I honestly only really watch it, but am fully clueless on how to play

[mint mist]

no, sandbox isnt open world

[real tinsel]

oh shit me too

wait i won't write it all again

[oblique spire]

of course my brother

[mint mist]

sandbox is being able to do whatever you watn to
people playground, is a simulator, u have all freedom over what you do, there is no rpg, quests, or anything

u smash humans however you want in any way you want, and there is no higher purpose beside the one that you make yourself

life is like sandbox

[oblique spire]

Allah will guide you most of the way

but i can teach you a few things

[oblique spire]

First thing I do recommend, get some beginner guides on YT

And, play passively

[mint mist]

chad

[oblique spire]

avoid gunfights

[crimson flame]

🤢

[mint mist]

hey dont umm

idk,

anti fetish

judge other fetshises

[oblique spire]

@robust cove I can help you tmr if you wish

[mint mist]

idfk nvm

[real tinsel]

fetish shame

[solar obsidian]

deja vu

[oblique spire]

I'll DM you some stuff and help any questions you have

[crimson flame]

he said it out loud. he could kept it in. hes asking to be judged

[mint mist]

woww

okay

you

dwARf!!

[crimson flame]

true

[mint mist]

:_:

[gusty willow]

Thanks bby

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-chad-dwarf-gif-25266189

[oblique spire]

ayo?

[gusty willow]

Lol

[solar obsidian]

e-sex

[stone blade]

ape

[runic kernel]

Goodnight brainfart

[mint mist]

OMG!! ivan hiiiiii

[real tinsel]

ivan you dickhead

[mint mist]

goodnight

[real tinsel]

why are you still alive

[oblique spire]

If by e-sex you mean getting fucked in the ass by BSG in tarkov, yeah

[uncut obsidian]

gn best user in this server

[eager quest]

jebem ti sve

majmun

sorry bro i love you

iom drunk as shit

[solar obsidian]

look, he tryna be @grizzled meadow

[gusty willow]

These lies

[stone blade]

love u too

[uncut obsidian]

im sorry but if you don't agree that catboy is the best one here then you should be burned alive

[eager quest]

i miss you bro

[gusty willow]

Everyone knows @winged phoenix is #1

[shadow wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1143116269856501790/ELtk3BQ.mp4

[heavy halo]

Literally me

[real tinsel]

sudno sounds way better when i'm not depressed

[heavy halo]

I also was thinking and unlocked more fantasys

Making out while high sounds goodd

[solar obsidian]

wtf

[heavy halo]

da zaza

[gusty willow]

@heavy halo do you ever sleep lol

[heavy halo]

no

Who needs sleep

[gusty willow]

You're always here

[heavy halo]

I wake up but i never sleep

[real tinsel]

making out while high while listening to White Rabbit
https://open.spotify.com/track/4vpeKl0vMGdAXpZiQB2Dtd?si=5e0c42323576437f

[torn cedar]

guys i am not the one you wanted but i am the man that jam a man can man

man making man man man

[gusty willow]

Go listen to your emo bands and go sleep

[torn cedar]

me who me?

are you me toking

https://tenor.com/view/flip-table-r-ikka-takanashi-chuunibyo-anime-rage-gif-17446200

ths s bsurd

[heavy halo]

This instead https://open.spotify.com/track/2i2gDpKKWjvnRTOZRhaPh2?si=cLD6nAW7RISrhNeiaqXHJA

[sage otter]

that song short af tho

[stone blade]

the standing toilet paper

[torn cedar]

im ading that

[grizzled meadow]

@solar obsidian factually true

[real tinsel]

yeah this definitely goes into the playlist

[robust cove]

sure, I have the whole day off, just FYI I only have the standard edition

[heavy halo]

do u wanna fufill my fantasy?

[oblique spire]

same

[heavy halo]

just playing with you~

;3

[oblique spire]

I may be doing other things tmr

but

[stone blade]

Man...

[real tinsel]

are you a man

[stone blade]

y'all people are freaks

[oblique spire]

I should be able to DM whenever for tips n stuff

[solar obsidian]

he is

[heavy halo]

no

should i be

[gusty willow]

Ayo this is a wholesome Christian server

[crimson flame]

i agree

[stone blade]

I wish all of you would get hit by a truck

in game ofc

[real tinsel]

yes

why tf would i wanna make out with a girl again

[heavy halo]

:(

[crimson flame]

also ivan you're looking 200% more handsome after you stopped playing league

[real tinsel]

i've already done that twice

[grizzled meadow]

We have a "proof" that meowmachine is actually a woman

[heavy halo]

AGAIN?

[oblique spire]

Domed by a sniper scav

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[torn cedar]

me am i am i the man that a jam man can ban

[gusty willow]

Prove this proof

[robust cove]

The most catboy user I have ever met

[torn cedar]

delight

[shadow wyvern]

there are no women on the internet

[stone blade]

ty

[solar obsidian]

uh?

[torn cedar]

delight said uh?

[solar obsidian]

huh

[heavy halo]

Do u guys want me to post my tits or something

How do i beat the male allegations

[torn cedar]

yes

[gusty willow]

No

[heavy halo]

HWAY

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahah

[solar obsidian]

no, we arent pedos

[heavy halo]

BRO?

[torn cedar]

no

[oblique spire]

T-72 ACQUIRED

[robust cove]

Ight that's cool

[robust cove]

[heavy halo]

bro reallt said yes 😭

Im dting

dying

[uncut obsidian]

(maybe even this part in blue could be removed )

[grizzled meadow]

Bro down bad

[robust cove]

yes

[heavy halo]

maybe id show falco

;3

just teasing you :3

[grizzled meadow]

[shadow wyvern]

nearly impossible given modern technology

[real tinsel]

Falco is also into men

men being me

[shadow wyvern]

there are no women on the internet

[heavy halo]

EHAT

ACTUALLY-?

[solar obsidian]

yeah

[heavy halo]

oh-

[gusty willow]

Falco is a good christan man

[robust cove]

you are not real, get deleted

[heavy halo]

[real tinsel]

and i'm a good christian boywife

[gusty willow]

Exactly

[torn cedar]

[oblique spire]

also i must say, the gun sounds and dmg in the standard CTA sound and are very good

[robust cove]

[gusty willow]

Wait...

[shadow wyvern]

none of us could recognise one from speech anyway because none of us have ever talked to a woman

:)

[grizzled meadow]

Deep ♂️ dark ♂️ fantasies ♂️ for khaytiil

[uncut obsidian]

we're in brainfart, silly

[oblique spire]

one of my soldiers have an AK-104 that i manually control, and god the AK-104 sounds based

[heavy halo]

Oh ya :3

i mm the best user

[gusty willow]

Exactly!

[heavy halo]

Falco said it

[heavy halo]

Falcos word is absolute

[robust cove]

I need to go to shooting range again some time, last time I was like 14-15, I need to try an actual AK finally

[gusty willow]

They lied

[heavy halo]

Nuh uh

[sage otter]

My beloved

[gusty willow]

Can't trust the words of a spainard

[robust cove]

gay ah hell, don't even want to see some biddies for free

[oblique spire]

FUCK THAT LOOKS NICE

[robust cove]

sex

[oblique spire]

Man why did my parents have to be australian

like

Birth me somewhere that i can own guns

[solar obsidian]

yoink 🤝

[oblique spire]

smh

[robust cove]

SHIT SPAWN POINT

[gusty willow]

How tf can you not own guns in Australia?

[shadow wyvern]

I'll never understand gun nuts

[oblique spire]

EXACTLY

[crimson flame]

i have many tits that i can see why should i ask an underage with most probably underdeveloped tits

[oblique spire]

I CAN

but god its fucking tough to actually do it

[shadow wyvern]

good

[gusty willow]

It's like the deadliest place on earth

[real tinsel]

how do you mfs keep up with all this text

[oblique spire]

i should just go down to a shooting range

and like

[robust cove]

She 18 plus she gets banned

[oblique spire]

get started there

[gusty willow]

We read

[shadow wyvern]

selective reading

[real tinsel]

i leave for 10 seconds and there's 14 new messages

[crimson flame]

just 3d print it

[oblique spire]

and eventually buy a gun

[shadow wyvern]

throw out the nonsense and there's precious little text left

[oblique spire]

Ofc the first one being an AK variant

[torn cedar]

sorry

[solar obsidian]

chat needs 10 sec cooldown

[sage otter]

aderall

[robust cove]

are you le stoopid

[torn cedar]

sorry

[gusty willow]

Sometimes

[shadow wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/622200209015046220/950101664197673071/image0-4.gif

[oblique spire]

actually that brings a good question

@robust cove

[heavy halo]

so what if i have a small chest

dicks

[oblique spire]

which AK variant should i eventually shoot/buy first

[gusty willow]

Can't hear you over my freedom

[shadow wyvern]

what? speak up! I can't hear you over the car dependency and mass shootings

[crimson flame]

nothings wrong dont worry

[torn cedar]

what the heck

[heavy halo]

KYS!!!!

[torn cedar]

is that woodboard

is that real wood?

[gusty willow]

Oh what's that I can drive to wherever the fuck I want? Nice

[oblique spire]

i'm thinking maybe an AK-104 just because of this picture

[shadow wyvern]

he doesn't understand

[sage otter]

Depends on your budget really

[robust cove]

No I don't want a kiss, wtffff?????

[shadow wyvern]

can we kill this guy

with hammers

[solar obsidian]

yes

[oblique spire]

uh

a VB and a half eaten BP sausage roll

and

50 cents

[robust cove]

I am in the process of think hold on

[gusty willow]

That the us is 50x the size of Europe and it's not freezable to have public transport the same way as you guys do

[sage otter]

Pretty good, should be able to get yourself a 74 with that

[oblique spire]

zamn

AK-74M my beloved tho fr

[shadow wyvern]

lol...

he uses the "too large" argument..

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/caveira-skeleton-ive-been-waiting-gif-13523984

[sly lark]

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[solar obsidian]

@gusty willow

free health care

[shadow wyvern]

buddy
long distance high density is where trains shine
america was BUILT on trains

[odd sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[uncut obsidian]

im sorry but you forgot the ":3"

[oblique spire]

ALSOOOOOO

[shadow wyvern]

but yall let it crumble in favour of the truck

[sage otter]

coom

[heavy halo]

NOOOO

[shadow wyvern]

thanks, car industry lobbying

[oblique spire]

My next tarkov build will be an AK-104

[heavy halo]

:3

[gusty willow]

Takes ~ 7 - 8 hours to go across ny. That's 1 state. In 7-8 hours you can travel at least 3 countries in Europe

[oblique spire]

GAWD DAYUM

[gusty willow]

For cargo

[shadow wyvern]

for people

[gusty willow]

Passangers were second thought

[shadow wyvern]

your version of cargo trains are fucked up as well

[torn cedar]

wow nice

[oblique spire]

ello Iedy

[robust cove]

AKS-74U if going for swag, but I think a good AK-103 with modernized bodywork is the sexiest

[oblique spire]

Krink

Krink my beloved

[torn cedar]

what the heck

[gusty willow]

Your country is probably fucked up

[torn cedar]

is a birb is a plna

[heavy halo]

birb? :3

chipr chirp

[uncut obsidian]

"The God will decide your fate."

[robust cove]

That is very nice

[odd sail]

itadakimasu

[solar obsidian]

"Pathetic."

[torn cedar]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[sage otter]

I really love the fold and the paintjob, sadly not mine, those are old screenshots from a auction

[shadow wyvern]

only because we really love to mimic american polarisation and US politics is constantly in the news

:)

[torn cedar]

[oblique spire]

how much did it go for

[shadow wyvern]

the other aspects are quite alright

[oblique spire]

because that right there

is a damn fine AK

[heavy halo]

controversial opinion:

[oblique spire]

kys

[heavy halo]

im into abusive relationships but only when i get love

[sage otter]

iirc 2800 cause it had a damaged trigger mechanism and something else I can't member

[heavy halo]

damn sorry...

[torn cedar]

L

🫦

[odd sail]

L

[torn cedar]

W

[odd sail]

[oblique spire]

thats uh

[odd sail]

i mean, AK-104 still has interchangeable parts with other 7.62x39 AK's

[robust cove]

rookie numbers

[oblique spire]

jesus

[robust cove]

no, Polska

[torn cedar]

zajebista

[uncut obsidian]

how about

[robust cove]

stop telling people to kiss wtf

[oblique spire]

holy shit

[heavy halo]

i wanna kis....

[oblique spire]

no

kill yourself

[odd sail]

[heavy halo]

kiss the barrel of a shotgun

WHAT?

[oblique spire]

[sage otter]

Dis one on auction for 305 rn, can offer 1300 to make the trade instantly

[robust cove]

I don't get how a country like Russia has worse inflation than Poland

[robust cove]

meanie stop le bulle

[odd sail]

poland is dependent on EU funding

[robust cove]

the what?

[torn cedar]

me?!

[odd sail]

more dependent than greece

somehow

[oblique spire]

305 is more my style

[robust cove]

I don't know what that means

[oblique spire]

still like $600 AUD but

[oblique spire]

better then 4k

lel

[torn cedar]

...

[sage otter]

Yeah, I never shot a pap serie from Zastava, idk if they have heat treatment issues and whatnot

[torn cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

nothing to see here

[odd sail]

is that in 7.62x39 or .366

[sage otter]

But it is cheap also cause it's used, now depending on the level of care of the previous owner "used" could mean alot of things

[sage otter]

7.62

[oblique spire]

First things first though, Put a wooden handguard on it, get a wooden stock, and a drum mag

[odd sail]

that receiver is rusty as balls

[sage otter]

ikr

[oblique spire]

and

fix the rust

[devout hull]

Hello, breedables, how goes this fine morning/afternoon/evening/night?

[odd sail]

when you open the dust cover you'll realise the spring is missing

[heavy halo]

_<

[oblique spire]

lmfao

Average scav build

[odd sail]

fence™️

[oblique spire]

TRUE

[sage otter]

That's .308

But that's also 2k€ on discount

[odd sail]

krinj

[oblique spire]

Funny thing, i can probably find that exact fucking AK from Fence rn @odd sail

[odd sail]

AK has to be in 7.62x39

[oblique spire]

5.45 AKs go hard tho

[odd sail]

agree

[oblique spire]

ok the fuck

[sage otter]

5.45 is only cheaper if you can source your ammo

[odd sail]

although 7.62x39 can stop a methhead in his tracks

[sage otter]

Cause here it's cheaper to run 7.62

[robust cove]

50 bmg

[odd sail]

brandon no

[robust cove]

Brandon YES

[odd sail]

shoulder obliteration

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-politics-thanks-obama-gif-5262539

[oblique spire]

BRANDON

YES.

[uncut obsidian]

btw the meme is real

[oblique spire]

pretty much the same

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

damn

[sage otter]

Accurate price tag

[oblique spire]

lel

when you should be asleep

but fighting in crimea is more important

[uncut obsidian]

fake

[robust cove]

based

[oblique spire]

Ok mr 224k rubles for a half eaten apple headass

[robust cove]

milkshake

[uncut obsidian]

nah that's robux

it's actually 265k rubles

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/пригожин-шойгу-герасимов-где-боеприпасы-gif-3045993754977191358

@uncut obsidian Please tell me you saw this

[uncut obsidian]

i have a good one but it's too "graphic" for showing here

[grizzled meadow]

Post in Chad chat

Surely

[robust cove]

[uncut obsidian]

ight, posting here then

[grizzled meadow]

Post in only real Chads*

Surely

[sly lark]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-die-kys-kys-meme-hang-yourself-patrick-bateman-gif-26033142

[oblique spire]

WHAT THE FUCK

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892784859997675541/1145036942153621605/1280px-____214_-.jpg

[undone wave]

Woah a T34

[oblique spire]

@final cedar IT EXISTS JUST NOT WITH A T-72 TURRET

[robust cove]

Long Dick Johnson

[oblique spire]

real

AH FUCK I'VE BEEN AMBUSHED

rolled up with a Tigr to a train station, it being the main capture point

fucking get shot at from all different directions, ivan gets fucking mowed down

[oblique spire]

THEY HAVE FUCKING TNT IN THE TRAIN CARS

[robust cove]

ffs Can I buy the basic edition to fight in Chechnya or do i need some ulti edition

[oblique spire]

uh

$20 for basic CTA

and like

[robust cove]

I kno

[oblique spire]

an extra $40 for the WW2

and mods for Chechnya

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796556298446569532/1145031455160942642/13d2ca21295c1d6a09ae484907090d4a9d6daaa3f462dfea1c826cd84473cdbe_1.jpg.jpg

[sage otter]

Can I just have small but with garlic ?

[heavy halo]

im garlic

no bread

[sage otter]

Then leave now

[robust cove]

you scare away vampires congrats

[oblique spire]

FUCKIN PROPOL GOT SNIPEDDDDDD

I'M BEING STORMED

[sage otter]

RUN

[oblique spire]

ok i really should sleep now

I'd love to fight in Crimea more

but im eepy

[final cedar]

make coffee

trick brain into not eepy

[robust cove]

gouda night my favourite war criminal

[oblique spire]

[robust cove]

you are a vhs cassette

[sage otter]

Good night, have war crimes dreams

[oblique spire]

trust me i will

mainly about me in a hind

[sage otter]

We went over this, let’s not call them hinds

[oblique spire]

oh wait yeah

[sage otter]

Have a nice night nonetheless

[oblique spire]

i'll be executed

вертушки

[grizzled meadow]

Username checks out

[final cedar]

as in?

what happened to being called a broken record instead?

[grizzled meadow]

Poll time incoming

[sage otter]

Pavlo intends to finger you to rewind time or something

[robust cove]

shut the fuck up

[final cedar]

explain

[sage otter]

Exposed

[robust cove]

your brain

[dreamy flax]

📥 A poll has been started by falco94

Should we remove access for this channel to whoever got the Novice role?

• 🇦 Yes
• 🇧 No

[grizzled meadow]

!lockdown

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

Okay it's settled then

Novice role can live

!unlock

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.

[heavy peak]

!lock

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

BUT

[heavy peak]

[grizzled meadow]

[heavy peak]

!unlock

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.

[robust cove]

I will be blocking everyone that chose B by the way

[final cedar]

switching to B

[sage otter]

I don’t even know how to get exp kek

[oblique spire]

But Dina

[solar obsidian]

😔

[oblique spire]

Dina is based

[strange harbor]

Doit.

[oblique spire]

Dina must stay

[grizzled meadow]

Dina can stay

[robust cove]

I SAW YOU CHANGING IT EVERY 2 SECONDS

[strange harbor]

I just wanted infinite neutrality.

[grizzled meadow]

The other Novice are out

[robust cove]

no not you

[oblique spire]

ok

[upper axle]

damn ok

[open turret]

xelA likes novice here P:) then hes banned too

[robust cove]

YOU

[oblique spire]

A then

[grizzled meadow]

Okay you can stay

[heavy peak]

by being active in other channels

or we can just exile you here permanently

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/father-garcia-faith-the-unholy-trinity-garcia-faith-grindset-gif-27507444

[final cedar]

what do you mean. I'm not gonna call you retarded before giving you a chance to explain the joke/point

[sage otter]

I spoke in FR a bit ig it wasn’t enough to lvl up lmao

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831635606387687434/1145033328991408198/income.mov

[robust cove]

if you don't understand than you obviously don't own an air fryer

[final cedar]

true IG

[worn trellis]

putting your head in an air-frier is a pretty bad way to go

[robust cove]

nuh, it's cozy

[final cedar]

head in oven was the way to go back when gas was still a widespread thing

imagine cooking your brain to death

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-stupid-brainlet-wojak-meme-gif-17170021

[robust cove]

wdym you get supre poewrs

[heavy halo]

can i stay? :3

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[robust cove]

no

you are ban for lyf

[heavy halo]

:c

[robust cove]

C:

[heavy halo]

C:

[native jungle]

How do I get out of novice?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

By talking in the other channels

[native jungle]

Yeah, about that...

[meager maple]

400 000 dollars in taxes

[final cedar]

petition to ban brainfart exiles from brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

You're not the only one don't worry

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312630255707881483/1145025737661874267/48095EA6-AF47-4104-B7B0-22A2338A5661.mp4

This is something me and my dad would do proabably.

[solar obsidian]

wholesome

[undone wave]

https://youtu.be/s0qc130R55Y?si=dq5ioUatq_xJaOZn

[undone wave]

no one with ADHD has the attention span and willpower to do that much makeup to pickup drugs from the pharmacy

[robust cove]

ADHD doesn't work for everyone the way you think it does

[robust cove]

yum

[odd sail]

Hungry

[undone wave]

I have it and I'd kill myself if i had to maintain a high effort appearance every day

[robust cove]

p!banana

[foggy mantle]

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[odd sail]

I want ice cream

[real tinsel]

what the fuck does that mean

[heavy halo]

Yipppee

[undone wave]

Idk maybe it's because I got the Autism + ADHD wombo combo that makes it harder

[robust cove]

that doesn't mean everyone else with ADHD thinks that

[worn trellis]

It depends a lot, if makeup and so on is their obsession, I can see it happening.

[upper axle]

to pickup drugs, they have. makeup may be a different story, but it varies wildly from case to case. TBH the drugs of choice in this meme are admittedly kinda shit choices, i would have personally put something like schizophrenia meds like Clozapine as well.

[undone wave]

Yeah that would make sense

Maybe i'm just built worse

[undone wave]

When hans won't share the panzerschokolade

[upper axle]

nah dude if i was in a war zone and someone ate some of MY rations they're getting thrown into a nearby ditch. manage your rations better, and maybe you wouldnt have to try and steal mine, dumbass.

[undone wave]

We do a little blue-on-blue

[upper axle]

to think we dont is foolish

[heavy halo]

SLAVA

[livid pond]

Pogu

[midnight cloud]

Let them eat your rations to fatten them up THEN eat them

[native jungle]

Stop lpaying with your food.

[heavy halo]

Im adding random guys on snapchat

Watch me rizz

:3

[livid pond]

Gay

[heavy halo]

wat

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-the-agents-know-dont-gif-18536773

[worn trellis]

I have adhd as well, in my case, I have often obsessed over weird shit like carving wood or metallurgy (Didn't do any actual smithing, I just read like a dozen books about it)

[heavy halo]

HI JABOOPH

:3

[upper axle]

yo

[heavy halo]

Hru

[undone wave]

I'll definitely go out of my way to engage in my fixations

[upper axle]

oh side note: did you guys know that Viagra doesnt GIVE you an erection, simply helps maintain it? also Viagra originally was marketed as a blood pressure/heart medication before it was discovered to help tread ED.

[midnight cloud]

Lovely stuff but how does this improve the ec0nomy?

[upper axle]

also if you go into high altitude regions and arent used to them, bring Viagra. it'll help prevent death by High Altitude Pulmonary Edema.

[heavy halo]

Whatshats the female equivalent of viagra

[upper axle]

....yknow i dont know.

[real tinsel]

viagra for women

[upper axle]

i dont know if there even IS one

[heavy halo]

Holy moly

[worn trellis]

Leg day, literally

[real tinsel]

yeah

period

[native jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blep-cat-tongue-blep-tongue-out-tongue-gif-16719992

[worn trellis]

There isn't, but a lot of meds can help achieve the exact opposite

[heavy halo]

Nobody has added me back

:(

[real tinsel]

added to what

[midnight cloud]

Deez buts

Fuck

[odd sail]

the people who developed them knew that penile blood vessels also had nitric oxide receptors

[heavy halo]

I sent abunch of ppl friend request on snap

Nobody accepted

[real tinsel]

go stab them

[upper axle]

to be fair if i got added on snapchat by someone i didnt know i wouldnt accept either.

[robust cove]

I feel bad for the guy, he just wanted a soda humidifier

[upper axle]

i deleted my snapchat a long while ago for many reasons, but one of them was random people adding me

[worn trellis]

Meanwhile me over here who doesn't use any social media, can't relate

[real tinsel]

i never had a snapchat and i deleted all of my social media accounts

[worn trellis]

"Why is your room all wet and sticky"

[upper axle]

nowadays discord is the only one i use. techincally i HAVE a twitter account but using it is another story

[odd sail]

my friends at university asked me to get Snapchat and then proceeded to ghost me on it for weeks

[robust cove]

😳

[real tinsel]

also deleted my whatsapp account and got a new number that only my family and work people know

[midnight cloud]

Catch the flies easier

[heavy halo]

Meow

[upper axle]

in regards to those styles of apps, i use Signal, but i've only got one person on it who is a close friend of mine

[midnight cloud]

God man i love tuxedo cats

[upper axle]

i dont use it much

[midnight cloud]

Such fine specimens

[robust cove]

ummmm, his name is Big Boob?

[upper axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922543684753444955/1144838427586601022/ssstwitter.com_1689437841568.mp4

[heavy halo]

My room pov

[midnight cloud]

God i love hoarding

[real tinsel]

that is a man

[upper axle]

you should fix that