#🎪bruh-fart
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brush teeth
do not eat anything
rinse out your mouth, yes, don't induce more vomiting tho, let it purge out natrually
got water
ate something the stomach didn't agree with, Metro
oh
yeah but my stomach hasnt been agreeing with me for over a month now
mmm
probiotics? 
Shouldn't have waited that long to get checked out if it's been a month
yeah
i consulted my doctor and they advised maybe i take my pills during seperate times of the day instead of all at once
after 48 hours around 2 days if you're still having problems keeping food down
didnt do anything
oof, ulcers suck
be persistant about that
they didn't fucking suffer med school to be apple tech support
Are you just nauseous or is it accompanied by any pain
nauseous
what drugs you taking on the reg 
i take erm
Reassuring a bit, but yeah don't wait and get checked
aka Lexipro
yes, anti-depressant and Gen Anti-anxieity
Gather all your meds, and get to the doctor tommorow with everything you take
fever, sweating, confusion, fast or irregular heartbeat, severe muscle stiffness or twitching, agitation, hallucinations, loss of coordination, nausea, vomiting, or diarrhea. abnormal bleeding or bruising. nose bleeding. headache.
i take propranolol, escitaloprám , and topiramate
interactions check with this list. ooo boi
Why the topamax
mood swings
Alright
Lmao 2/3 of people here are
the doctor thought maybe it was the topamax interacting with the lexapro and prop thing
but this has started over a year into me taking all 3
You can delevop allergies and other things as you grow older
As I said don't forget to bring your meds to your doctor
Do drugs like that attack the mucus membranes?
they're metabolized in the liver most of the time, yeah?
yeah doctor informed me of that
it slows me metabolisim
but also taking them together would increase the effectivity
And since it's anxiolitycs and SSRI, go to your usual doctor, since he already know which substitutes you might've already tried, in case you need to change treatment
Propranolol what is that being used for in your case?
anxiety
lexapro for my depression, propranolol for anxiety, and topamax for mood swings
why beta blockers and not benzos 
Why not meth and crack
why not 12g shotgun to the head
They have me on Guanfaince for anxiety
aka tenex
LOL
changed it to half because I feel like a fucking zombie with it
topamax is anti convulsant usually
Yoooo beta blockers project zomboid reference!!1!!11!11
:/
(Kill me)
bang you're dead
Nice try, still alive
Just be a veteran
Dammnit Jim, I am a shitposter not a wishgranter
body temp normal btw?
erm
later
i dont even know how to respond
Maybe check pulse
Borgar
i never thought someone would ever be into me sweatng
It’s more I’m bored then anything
By 2
Proper 30seconds
15 times 4 is same thing
Use your phone if needed
Faster that way
Ye 15 is usually what paramed staff uses
as long as it's not 140+ 
You just been sitting for the last 30 or so min?
yeah
mhm, i drank water like i was told
100 is mighty high for a resting heart rate, but if you just threw up maybe nothing
Good
ive gotten through it for a over a month
i think i can handle it till my new doctor vist
When's that
Yeah, you'll def be ok at least that long
But if you can't gain any nutrition it'll be a problem eventually
You said you have this problem often, so no it cannot wait
i need more boolets
whats BRAT diet
One day you'll make a syncope and bang your head on the stairs or something
jesus christ
cringe + go see a doctor
Bananas, Rice, Applesauce and Toast
Not touching on that last bit
Or atleast call him tommorow explaining you thow up everytime you eat
Maybe he'll tell you to come earlier
man imagine your body doesn't like you consuming anything
"Here take you need these proteins to function and survive another day, yum ! :)"
"No"
throws up
i've had a instance like that
LOL
well i didn't throw up
but i didn't eat anything
for 1 day
and i still didn't feel hunger
where are you living country wise?
important because if you're States and westcoast or eastern coast there's a bit I know of that more
oh no are u gonna die
yeah that' no shush
hmm yeah Illi. should be decent on the requests
we can watch movies
just keep being a pest to the doc be like "Look I can't keep nutrition, help plox" then idk
a month might be too long
otherwise ER visit
i can annoy them
1 month defo too long of a wait, call him and get his opinion, or get to the ER
Assuming you have some sort of insurance
ARE YOU ASSUMING A WOMAN CANT BE A DOCTOR
Yes
lmao
yes
get fucked by my assumption
everyone in the medical field is as if not already on their way to depression of being very close to heeding the call of the void
oh no
sadly true
like the rest of us unadjusted mentally ill people who hate toxic postivity early birds and their smiling faces
lol
FUCK SMILING
no
do it trust me
Nope
Good morning brainfart
That's so specific that it becomes a lil weird
wheres my special hello
severe narcissist
help the bun
😭 bun is trapped
RELEASE THE BUNE
no its being cooked
When i get my daly kot photos
single brain cell:
I now have an orange cat
send help
so yeah
don't get four cats in total
just don't
k that's all
(shimi shimi yay shimi yay shimi yay, drake swalalal drake swalalala swallala swalalala
Here is a short video featuring five laughing sailors, all constructed by me, hope you like em!!!
Hi Ted Hi Madi
hi
Driller being a Driller to Scout
A frenchman has spoken their name and saw their shadow which means they get two more packs of cigarettes' for dinner
A French chef committed suicide because the fish was late
True, was the King’s chef
did the world a favor by killing a Frenchman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyOnQUZMdpk
"Died for want of lobster sauce" with my french fries
Discord: https://discord.gg/g2A92uCz6N
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Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/François_V...
I mean it was a mix of both dishonour and fear or consequences
yeah, King Louis didnt fuck around when people disappointed him
at least he understood to announce his arrival way ahead of time after the incident
Well they were supposed to be God’s chosen one on earth so any minor inconvenience was considered serious
Let alone any offense
Remember what happened to the guy who tried to stab Louis XV
syno why did 2 boom-boys spawn?
Skimming through TikTok live feeds and seeing AI streams. Then I saw this-
💖 18
extract campers 😡
is that what a glizzy?
Friday
what the fuck
meow
The only good ai stream
GODDAMN '
made this earlier today and have been waiting for friday to start to post it. suffer.

PTSD LMAO
ishowmeat
Hi chat
btw i just had a memory unlocked from the distant past.
youtube annotations.
especially on vids like Fukkireta
holy SHIT dude
there's a preserved reupload of the vid with annotations included as part of the vid and it's truly a time capsule to the wild west era
i cannot post it here due to obvious reasons of lots of slurs and other shit
😨
Fake. This is the real one.
those are obsiously a joke, do it
Vaush nooooo you can't say that!
i shant for the sole reason of i'm probably on thin ice already from being directly involved in two incidents that resulted in this entire chat being locked down temporarily in the same day within the past two or so days
i can DM it to you tho
lmao do
are those actually legal to keep as pets
28 CUM STAINS
Yeah it’s a bad crop I know
But I don’t have the original sadly
Anyways, cool people turn off the ping when they reply.
Fatass
HE'S FLUFFY
Fat
gmgm
Gm
alo
daaaaaa
Cats
XA XAXA XAXA XA
xa xa
ПУШКААААА
the russian language is beautiful
Hi llama Hi Vald
true
hi gurenyu
ALO CATBOY ❤️

i'm autistic but not nearly enough to know what that song is
Probably something like Panzerlied idk
oh
goes hard
It's gonna be stuck in my head now
military marches do that to me
I'll have Britannia Rule Thy Waves looping in my head for no good reason
Im in the middle of nowhere 
Agreed
Hi Chimp Hi drywall_gaming
best place to be
Howdy cat
Cod WAW german victory theme was a BOB
Me playing battotai fighting as the Japanese in COD:WAW
i spent more time trying to come up with a title than I did with editing
8/17/2022 description update: damn i made this vid sync so good with the music lol
shitpost
hi in the middle of nowhere
i love u
hi love u. im nomiddle of where
@grim sluice 
who are u
This song was meant to be a "Die Wacht am Rhein" for the new nation-state of Japan in full modern construction, a kind of unofficial new military anthem, it was a popular song during the second world war, reportedly sung by the IJA during the sino Japanese war and the Philippines campaign.
Lyrics:
Ware wa kan gun wagateki wa
Tenchiirezaru c...
Songs to invade China to
Great impression of fartday I hopped on to see what’s in here.. I think I’m going to newbies chat

Begone, filipino
With Japan re-allowing its armed forces to participate in conflicts off of its soil, I've decided to commemorate those who have fallen in the Japanese Wars of Imperialism for their bravery just as any other soldier would brave death in the name of their country; Japanese, Korean, Russian, German, Italian, British, Chinese, or American. All soldi...
It's edited, don't take it seriously.
No, she's not a vtuber, she's 64 Shiki from Girls Frontline (game)
Source is from Facebook, the Japanese word in top left video.
Can't take the kamikaze out of the Japanese
he's one of these?
Low tier arcade battle players in warthunder seeing Kamikaze in their history books
god i love eating filipinos
Yes, I use them as fire fuel
same
so tasty
PHILLIPINES MENTIONED 🇵🇭
le racisme
chocolate bar retard
rude
i was being sarcastic lmfao
welcome to brainfart
I'm gonna make a brand of cheese here in the states and call it Fanny
wait a minute. so thats a cheese brand. but i only see one actual cheese. What kind of cheese is "light tasty"
Mmmm?
Probably low fat or some such
shit
british cuisine
don't call me a retard
retard 
ok rart
🔥🇬🇧🔥
Wappler
sounds about right post-Brexit
I have a more fitting video, but server rules here wouldn't allow it 
Dm it to me
Hi Maja Hi RGP_Isolated
spelling is off today
Alright, no complaints then
Just a normal day In brainfart 
accurate
That's how I imagine falco on most days checking brainfart
or any mod checking to make sure we don’t riot
What is art? Is art unchanging and infinite in it's fluidity? Or simply a finite state amidst a singular observer? Perhaps neither, but rather a conceptual non entity merely existing in the absolute? Either way I got the music for this AI cover from Postmodern Jukebox so go watch that instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rve03u7oEvI
I love frank
me too, filthy frank was great

the fact Sinatra was supposed to be Dirty Harry
he was literally supposed to be Filthy Frank

Silly you mean
I can DM the video of POV Falco responding to brainfart shenannigans
Go ahead
Oh no 
Worth
I do have average day in brainfart though
😟
when they stopped laughing my fight or flight response triggered
Yeah those fuckers are cursed AF
average middle-aged wine mum bruch
I swear they all laugh so loud
Or just middle-aged women out anywhere but instead of being loud, all of them are on their phones texting instead of talking
Send to dm's 

share the goods boi
@solar obsidian 
im so sick of these boring ass commercials and ads that if I saw something like this on TV during an ad break i'd probably consider visiting the resteraunt
Imagine it being 2023 and still watching ads
I thought those customer service horror stories were a once in a while thing 
That's when Skom starts typing
MOTH
@grizzled meadow wake up babe new cinematic masterpiece just dropped
bruh he got the scofield revolver no way
this looks like it was cropped right before they started kissing
omg i have to use it
and people say they want an autistic gf
you're not a girl
so?
are you going to use it on a guy
yeah?

kinda fruity bestie ngl
ew did you actually think i talk to females?
i blocked last girl i talked to like 2 years ago
last girl I talked to
I ended up in that situation kinda
But I replied with "I thought no one complemented you, so I did"
absolute chad
its impossible to give your dog or a child a life that they/you yourself would want, no point in getting one then
Based, redpilled, escaped the matrix, andrew tate enjoyer, chad
eww
andrew tate enjoyer is too far
lmao eks dee

Aww hell yeah brother
whats iwykmkim
what's his cake, u mean, ass?
"You know what I mean" I think, but he had a stroke at the same time
i dont understand
I'm dylsexic
Everytime a masterpiece I swear
no
the epitome of zoomer comedy
i can believe falco actually likes it

Feral mode: on
it expresses my emotion atm, rage
Shut up
Tiktok ruined my humour I swear
true
at least you're not watching the npc streamers
right?
I hate that shit
The only one who is funny is the dude with a fat ass
I need more boulets
The rest is cringe
bigger wepons
she cant have a baby or waht
Probably
minionsa re no longer spawning sounds like she cant have any more simps or donators
the boolets guy
idk whos the booelts guy
show me a picture maybe, gosh

me when not knowing more worthless memes on tiktok is now being uncultered
not knowing tiktok memes makes you cultured

Good morning chat :3

what are u doing in roblox for 7 hours
are minors allowed here
no
madi was kicked out of here one time for being a minor
as long as nobody knows, everything is legal tho

is madi not a minor now
no


that was not the reason
ok
what are u doing inroblox for 7h
I won a bike race also (had to have both my wrists reconstruced tho after crashin into a fence)
terrible driver
ok
help me, dont say ok u cunt @odd sail
ok
what a terirble dad
what a motherless son
Go harm people
how it feels when you get stuff on your glasses
being cute
what are you playing in it
the storage
oh, never treid thart
i can chgeck that, whatzs ur username
cutiepatootie69
fake
nuh uh
yuh uh
classic maja L
show me ur username i wanna check ur avatar if ua re cute
didnt ask

we are not talking to u
fatherless
itsss
PinkColoredBlood
friend asks for a friend
,, do they have free shipping ? ''
just ask a package from the unabomber then
eh
the new discord ai summary feature is slowly being deployed to servers btw
why are you using tiktok 
Short fragment from an abandoned video project.
Music:
- Infraction - Blasters (Music provided by Infraction No Copyright Music
Spotify: http://bit.ly/3T3Oyna) - JoJo Stardust Crusaders - Death of a character theme (Spoilers!)
- Chopin - Nocturne op.9 No.2
When will the Courier learn?!? Mr House is back at it again with his antics, as this video explores just how far these unused audio files go.
#fallout #ai #courier #dagothur #mrhouse #falloutnewvegasmods #voiceclone #aivoices
I am talking to you hello
Because that's where the humour is today
And half of the stuff I see in here comes from there
hii
i would say thats Devine intervention, what kid would what that kind of mom? That would be horrible
i mean true but discord acts like a filter, while tiktok itself is a raw, unfiltered, toxic mess
tiktok isnt a good source because its always late by like a year
and because it rots your brain and shit but thats secondary i guess
Not if the algorithm you create is good
Mine is full of memes and cats
tiktok is a psy anomaly, the brain scorcher of social media
Check out their main channel!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV1G6JkQtB2nobFm3MGNsBQ
I fuckin love this, people be shitting on genz humor just because 
be me
not fatherless or motherless
be made fun of when i'm within 10 metres of a girl
stop going near girls
get called a (f word)
death upon ye 
ayo
@robust cove, @final cedar 🤝
cultured

peak aussie cinematography
think there's really bigfoots in the outback?
trust me my brother
I wana see one
Hello
What's good mann 🤝

Of course, I watched the misfits catching one 
ayy nice one
that video is fucking amazing
🤝
what vid you talking bout
uhhhhhh skill issue
carl barrons?
You got a stink issue
Any
any single video
Carl Barron and the Big Lez show are some of the great things Australia has to offer
If you mean misfits, it's this one: https://youtube.com/watch?v=5PZ2o3ekY9o&si=DCMkJOI8UGhbUWMc
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guys help i keep clogging the toilet with my powerful shits
put some paper in first
what a brainfart exile thing to say
keeps the sticktion to a minimum
fatherless
also get a poop knife
factually incorrect
factually correct and proven
how can one be born without a father
motherless?
Skrill issue
you say
I knew a site like that once
Just kill people
You are Jesus

Carl Barron is a national icon
I was introduced to him at the age of
like 4
let us all love lain
Who tf is lain
me
Can confirm a poop knife is important
perfect girl by mareux
saxton hale moment
embryo
extra poison damage
cute
gameplay
I can't leave to canada, my qt zulu gf ain't equipped to handle the cold
fishing mod for skyrim?
they got fishing? 
Comes default with special edition
Legendary edition does not have fishing
guy made fishing mod and they added it to special edition and they sell it like a new game
legendary is the old engine innit?
fuck skyrim
correct
special uses the same as FO4?
what
wow D:
maybe dunno
ye old engine ran like ass
by fuck skyrim i meant the game "the elder scrolls"
but fuck you too
omgg!! thanksiessssssss ;3
maja how bad you wanna get dicked the fk
new one handles multithreading better, with plenty mods it's way better to use SE skyrim
fuck you
you horny ass mf
Nuh uh 
pretty badly, maybe would fix my life
copium
Doubt
dick so good it'll save a life
Pussy so good it's life changing, so why can't dick be too?
fr
Fighting dragons and saving the world from Alduin? Nah fam I got fish to catch
Aldourien
SOFRO CALADO, NA SOLIDAO, GUARDO COMIGO A MEMORIA DO TEU VULTO EMVAOO
EU FUI TAO BOM PRA VOCE, E O RESUTLLTADO; DESILUSAO
p!translate en SOFRO CALADO, NA SOLIDAO, GUARDO COMIGO A MEMORIA DO TEU VULTO EMVAOO
SOFRO CALADO, NA SOLIDAO, GUARDO COMIGO A MEMORIA DO TEU VULTO EMVAOO
I SUFFER IN QUIET, IN SOLIDITY, I KEEP WITH ME THE MEMORY OF YOUR GRACE IN VAOO
Hope you have a good day too 
maja L farmer
Racism 
le racisme 🤌
i perform competitive racism
👏
did u ever win?
rank 1 world
ofc
iss that some sort of other birmingham
Budget pub where they do nice cheap food for those who don’t know
ok i was right then
No it’s a pub chain
whats that
When you have an account on social club
Fr
skull
I be on life invader on the daily
minei s ont active then
Skull
Nour
waaaaaaaaaaa
POLSKA
Japonia?
Stopped watching 10 seconds in 
see npc thing, skips to middle of the video, see blackrock brainrot thing then go back to 4chan
who on pol paid this harlot from OF to make this
It's not some niche ass meme for 4chan to have this idea lol
blackrock ain't a meme 
wooooooaaaahhh whoulda thought blackrock.. the investor company... has investments...
its not even a meme its just a shit company with ties to every US corporation
*that is publically traded
Yes it is, it's not real and you shouldn't think abou it at all actually 
and acts as their own market maker through subsidiaries
there's no debt?
phew, I thought for a second that a 30 trillion dollar timebomb was about to wreck the world economy for decades
"its just the freemarket bro... if u dont like it just move to a socialist country" 
No, now go back to watching the tiktoks and consoom
free market aint ready for my ancap grindset
whip it up and bull ur bootstraps sky high
dont forget the angel investors with deep pockets bro
angel investor is such a cute word for mom&dad
and you don't seem to understaand
instant goosebumps
Duvet, taken from Bôa's album 'Twilight'. Available to listen or download here: https://boa.ffm.to/twilight
Credits:
Produced and directed by Alex Parkinson.
Lyrics:
And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And...
she cute too 
Lead singer and lead guitarist brother sister duo basically they made the band
hold on
Cholo stash dude is the brothere
beloved
schizophrenia simulator anime my beloved
Bôa (stylized bôa) is an English alternative rock band formed in London in 1993 by drummer Ed Herten, keyboard player Paul Turrell, and guitarist/vocalist Steve Rodgers. The band progressed from a funk band to a rock band over the years, as bassist Alex Caird and multi-instrumentalist Ben Henderson joined the group, and Jasmine Rodgers was added...
ah okay slightly wrong on that, but close enough
Provided to YouTube by Nettwerk
Twilight · bôa
Twilight
℗ Boa Recording Limited under exclusive license to Nettwerk Music Group Inc.
Released on: 2010-04-20
Producer: Darren Allison
Mixer: Neil Walsh
Mixer: Jason Barron
Engineer: Steve Shin
Music Publisher: Lee Sullivan Publishing Designee
Music Publisher: Paul Turrell Publishing Designee...
your word and my and your word is
tommorow today and yesterday
but its a necessary evil
On January 4, 2017, former keyboard player Paul Turrell passed away, which the band announced via their Facebook page on the following day.[12]
😦
oh no, did you change meds?
ne cess ary
no im just cute
ty blur
and you dont seem to understand
a shame, you aseemed and honest maaaan
and all the fears you hold soo deaar
well turn to whisper in your eaaar
and you know what they;'re saying might hurt you
and you know that it means so much
and you dont even feel a thinggg
i am ballin 🏀
i am faded 
Hiii chat
You tried eating something else ? Should still get checked by your doctor either way
thought it was the leaked dev build from stalker 2 for a sec
aerm, i can check my fridge for snackys
no, sadly
it is exactly 14:52
Military time is the only real time format
My timezone is superior bow to the superior timezone
do not ever call me master
Metrics + Military time 

bobr?
kurwa bobr
yes
borb
blooawn
oi bobr kurwa
this is like the second rat i see doing this
can i be included in the conversation
it's not a rat
its a big rat, same thing
holy moly
😲
ight then humans are big monkes
leaked video of me drinking melk
stop posting gifs of me

thats literally me
what the scallop
Grok be like:
BIG FOREHEAD
.
erm akshaully, das not how i wook beo
i tried to read that for like 15 sec then i gave up
i think blur is tweakin off the computer percs
blur is in the matrix rn
meowing out while meowposting? :3
🇺🇸
or spamming until someone yells
holeh moly 😲
@heavy halo I am your senior, you can't tell me to stop, UNDERLING
sorri :c
BOY TUMMY
fucking weebs
Degenerate hour
me
Can we get a kill streak rn
Both
which one has more contraversy around them though?
Escitalopram?









