#🎪bruh-fart
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I am a relentless horder. what do
I let you guys pick my new save's faction
zombies
don't be shitters pls
clearsky
zombie, no balls
Clear sky fr fr
def duty

go kiss the brain scorcher
fcking dooty propaganda
clear sky bussin it down sexual style
become a zombie
Great idea, how do I make polls ?
strawpoll too
ye
stawpoll is better but coulnt remember its name
i just typed and clicked the first page
i might have given viruses to the dina
good job
www.poll-maker/notvirus.com
Rip them out
Burning down a dentist rn
I wanna
let me kiss it so it pain goes away
fuck the teeth straightening
No ew
the pain and torment isn't worth
:c
just pull everything out
do massive ammounts of pain meds and die of liver failure, no teeth hurt then

tried. it works
dentists hate this trick
fr fr
anyway
ham is typing a fucking legend
did one of yall chucklefucks make the goddamn poll or nah
on my latest trip to outskirts (i wanted to get 2 stashes, a white one for experts and a green one cause it was kinda bothering me) i spent just about 200 9x21 bullets and 30 5.56 bullets 👍 (i got into a massive skirmish with monolith and then later a long range fight with unisg)
he got viruses or smthn probably from that shady site
I do not own ANY of the songs from the game, just a fan who uploaded them so people can listen and enjoy :D
Be sure to buy the game on steam and support the developer if you haven't already http://store.steampowered.com/app/365450/
You can also get the soundtrack on bandcamp https://theotherworldagency.bandcamp.com/album/hacknet-ost
no
yes
nnooo hes innocent wdym
no
fabricated
guys how do i finish story within 2 hours
here i made poll
I bet you do. how you earn your money huh?
mid poll, where's zombies at
true tho
cry about it
plumbing
make your own poll
of course
ofc
too scared of being a sparky
Yeah so I just made it in strawpoll
huh cool actual guy who asked for it
♻️
:c
MID POLL, WHERE'S ZOMBIES
I know its just a great video
Agreed
Me coming back from the gulag of mod abuse my mute:
you're the zombie

dina share teh results
THE RESULTS
chad sky winning
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALIEXPRESS BANDITS

CHEEKI BREEKIS
...do you use compact mode? wild.
on desktop, yes
Renegades literally worst faction
problem
?
guys
nah i've just never seen someone use that mode before.
no, they literally have one little small ass base in the swamps
ive seen then randomly just be in jupiter
guys screw that this should be the new newcoomers chat
Damn Clear Sky winning for now
there is no cooldown time
You guys really want me to rot in the swamps
i've seen more people who unironically use light mode than i've seen use compact mode.
yes but their only base is in swamps, and everyone hates you except bandits and their only base is in dark valley
maybe because I am old and that there's more room for text, and IRC/old chat rooms at no icon for users profiles, not that I need to see everyones avatars
Lmao he's fucked
lost to the brainfart
compact mode better btw
I have someone on steam that is a middle aged dude and he has some bimbo on his
like brother in christ
https://strawpoll.com/XOgONrwbrn3/results
Who tf voted for military
There's some mean people in there
the ppl that voted for CS are the only ones not trying to ruin your run
Idk about that
didnt you support the cs?
play bandit, be big penis individual
nope
yep
dont listen to brainfarts man! Bandit start is the totally meta way to win!
why?
SEE THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Ahh nuuu!
arent renegades better?
yea, i get the whole thing with it being like an IRC chat, but i just dont see many people who do that. honestly i dont use compact mainly because i find the way it is with the normal mode more asthetically pleasing. also because pattern seeking brain seeks patterns and profile images are part of that pattern for me.
bro renegades bandits and military is so ass especially up north
nah fuck rnegades
why man it is meta
it's like passive merc
renegades are too easy bro, bandit is at LEAST normal mode
you have one spot in jupiter.. das enough (as bandit)
true
Ye ye but i'm just out of a CS save
get the cs out of the poll
I'll stick to the votes tho
they managed to make her look normal this time
try again
before she was like uhhh
Ye alright i'll do that
nuh uh, the poll has spoken
but I think did make her look like every goddamn capcom blonde generic so idk
Brainfart is in the international waters man
fuck democracy. were doing it again until something good comes up
There is no democracy here
oh no
And there is no mod abuse either
(I will rig the votes)

why even do a poll if you rig it anyways
new poll
it takes time to use vpn
im not the one making it
im the one rigging it
not allowed to vote, you vote frauding fucker deserve to do a eco playthrough
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh damn lemme fix it
Should work
vote for nerds just to fuck with him
bandits ftw
we should callobriate
Monolith 
renegade
bandit
fucking cap

monolith eks dee
vote for nerds instead to punish him for voting fraud
we won
the votes are a fucking standoff rn
but he just took it out of the pool like a little bitch
WE NEED A TIEBREAKER
unisig for punishment because it was cut content
feel that
we have to stick together or its just a tie
Pls keep voting, pls no monolith
bruh
Average Tf2 player
average tf2 player
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Jinx!
:/
Bruh who tf spends 10k+ hours on Amorous
what in the hell is that
WAIT YEAH WHY DOES HOMIE HAVE 10K HOURS ON AMOROUS WITH ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS!?
Connoisseurs would be people who spend 10k on each nekopara game
its my tf2 playtime guys
All achievements isn’t hard
nothing wrong here
The 10k is the problem
oh no
why do you know this
Alright well, Monolith won the poll guys
Bro. Amorous is a game you play for like an hour at most and then not touch it for a week!

Huh?
lol
Lmoa
A poll?
FUUUCK
guys

no
incohesion wins
let him suffer
HAHAHAHAHAH 
@inland jackal Did you vote ?
You can save me still
vote bandits
continue the tie
don't save him
vote renegade*
let him suffer
vote monolith 
reengade
you want to vote bandits
renegade snake yes
YOU VOTED MONOLITH
Can't trust the fucking aussies

fucking exotic brits
L
ASKFJALJKSFHALSFLF
monolith still leading
ayo?
Hahah
shaggin a rare bird ay?
lmao

y'all heretics
subscribe to masturbate
sure where to?
subscribing to the masturbatorium rn
what gave that clear conducive conclusion away?
wait, before you act: the winner is “what dude will be forced to play”, not “the best faction”
vote monolith

vote bandits
vote reeeenage
vote you're mom
ý oure y mo m are fat
@winged phoenix Benelli M3 Super 90 Kromo, or Mossberg 590A1
just fuck him over
If it makes you feel better. It won't last long.@sage otter
vote omaba
make sure he doesn't have fun
no change still leading with Crystal heads
mono xdddddddddddd
Gonna die of a aneurism at the first psy-storm with my ppm88
cool shit
Yep
lol
That was the idea
loads in, dies of cringe frame 1
Anyone else wanna choose which shotgun I start with
loads in, dies of radiation at the CNPP
mossberg
benelli
swagberg
MMMM 1200msV
no benelli is to modern
Both pumps, Mossberg holds one more shell, but Benelli looks cooler
It’s a pump
Mossberg
benelli
he is doing a cowboy playthrough, benelli looks way to modern
Shotgun is shotgun
should be both, semi and pump
a wise man once said style is more important than effectiveness
Tbf anything here's too modern for a cowboy play through
Not the Kromo
nuh uh its about the astetics
i will literally fucking poop
Literally me
Do I need to bring up a gun manual or something
shit in a monolith's food
just need a slam fire shotgun out of conduit
get db
He says as we all just bullied someone into joining monilith
Game says the Kromo isn’t semi
Even though it is irl, but oh well
i mean gae as bad gae
not all of us
some of us wanted him to go other things
And those people are cringe
although only like maybe 3 guys total wanted him to go anything playable idk tho
Imagine not bullying people
i love turning people into bulls
What if we held hands under the Monolit 😳
then your wish gets granted
and you finally get
some bitches
after all these tens of years
drink and drive
he's wrong
yuo can always drink and drive
just dont crash
I wish to drink maple syrup and say sorry to people constantly
how about live in igloo
Hmmm
but the bitches are actually middle aged white wemen (bc wish granter always fucks you over)
no way
Igloo sounds nice
@solar obsidian did you see I made a new oott meme
if u wish for bitches at the wish granter - you get dogs
Just for you bby
in the forbidden channel?
blind dogussy?
Here or there
No.
yes
what
@solar obsidian

Hate the meme but fuck off I laughed
ah, i seen it earlier. very good job 
you're welcome 🤝
Omg I have Recieved praise from @solar obsidian 
No it's true
old women getting scared? gotta see more of this
Hello chat
Shit @heavy halo is here
Henlom
Funs over

fuuuck
goos
we had so much fun
do de goos
Do the goos
I just discovered a place called cockle creek.
it really does work
u ever heard about Fucking (a rural vilage in southern wales) (i mean austria, same thing really)
If i just stay on the train i can go to it. I'm not gonna but I can
The fucking children 
Didn't they change the name tho?
i was about to say something, but i guess your right

That rice is crying for help
doesn't work when you have like a canuck in your bloodline somewhere
Bit dry innit ?
that rice is pee
I... This is worse than my cooking 
where is the fucking seasoning
everyone knows women derive satisfaction from other creature's suffering
you’re all haters
this is why it was delicious
that rice was IN AGONY
it look worse than fucking holodets
Meow must be british
Say aaaah
ew
chicken n rice?
fr that shit is fuckin yellow

You eat beans on toast don’t you
no shit its yellow

Its mexican yellow rice
anyone wana join me in the shitter?
i imagine this shit is a lot like spam, hated by most
im literally mexican
People say meat pies look nasty.
its
MEAT JELLY
JELLY WITH MEAT
that slapps
where is the fucking SEASONING THEN
NOT FRUIT JELLY BUT MEAT
ikr
You don't cook like it 
yes if it was fruit jelly it would be worse
wtf
3 kilograms of salt
Good source of collagen
and only edible to those whose native language doesn't have the letter W
I DID ADD SALT
chillis, garlic shit like that and lots of salt
ANYONE WANTING TO GO WITH ME TO TAKE A DUMP?
Paprika, garlic powder
i mean like fucking fruit jelly mixed with meat. not if it was just purely all fruit jelly
i dont have that
i can go buy some
more salt
what kind of fake ass mexican are you
people be like "i am better thn gorgom ransey because i added salt to rice i peed on 🤓 "
I'm on a train rn but sure 
nice
you gotta go buy it before mom throws a chanlca at you
WHAT KINDA FAKE GERMAN ARE YOU?
doesn't have any seasonings smh
my moms dead 😨
😦
just hire a necromancer
wtf
❌
become your own necromancer
Ham sush
Necromancer lawyers
man it really took some composure to not say skill issue
meow machine does not approve of mocking dead relatives
I sorry I didn't know 🫂
the way bro kept going
He had to
:((
i mean its that kids fault, fuck him.
not very fond of cat memes
i find it funny that his owners are gay
Of chicken soup broth
whats the notmal color
a deep, light-absorbing, black
oh-
i see…
hat the fuck iss this youtube poop type shit
whats even funnier is that not only are the owners of the dog behind the homophobic dog meme gay, they also think the memes are really fucking funny. they're based as shit

it's yellow.
the normal color of chicken broth is yellow.
Died to a controller fucking my brain while 2 lurkers chomped on my calves, cool run 8/10
not my problem you can't appreciate high art 
True!
mid
i once got roasted in a gc
if it's black then you fucked up reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaally badly, or you somehow thought you were making chicken broth but actually ended up making black tar heroin SOMEHOW.
post better 
like no judgment from me but HOW
ah so you have a shit camera, got it LOL
I have an iPhone 11
im gonna go poop[
THEN HOW THE FUCK
I mean if the camera is perfect, then it's the broth that's fucked 
i will take a big poopy
.
bruh format your shit 
whatda heeeelll
??
U CAN EVEN TELL FROM THE SIDES
That stuff is totally green
Bro drinking chemical anomalous samples
how did my poo get into your bowl
green poop 
i ate a lot of pickles today
chicken noodle soup with carrots
i have nothing to be ashamed of
you shit what you eat
Yes it was delicious BTW
It was delicious so fuck you all
i loved it
especially the carrots
because i eat vegetables unlike you
who are vegetables
vegan?
cursed edit
meat gang
vegitative state
Big fan of cannibalism here

chase down people at night and eat them alive
i have a thing blood
wtf is this
i wish someone would let me bite their shoulders toll they bleed
when you've smoked too much weed and your brain is completely fried
eventually all the receptors in the brain just stop taking THC so you're just wasting the high with fucking your lungs with all the resin
i stare back
opinions on the $500 animal print couches ( 🙂 )
i can make my own
no
its horrendous
very comical, for a 15 year old
john crackhead is vastly superior
why uncle?
i was playin mvm and we all were engies
so uncle dane but we changed d to something
that checks
my tummy hurts from girl dinner
maaan fuck tf2
(i aint played it in months. wont play it anymore either)
no im from eastern dollar 💀
explains it then, alright yeah. case closed
had to confirm because I am not being threaten yet or IP address dropped
im leaving meat gang
im joining beef gang
i dont even remember what i did last time i booted it up
i hope someone here gets crushed by a vending machine
noone in particular
just someone
im not dying unless a vending machine randomly falls through my roof
but you
what a kind gentleman. offering some free lines of coke
yeah so Japan just started massacring all fish
they're throwing Fukushima Nuclear Center's waste into the ocean
which is estimated to effect like the whole pacific ocean
nuclear waste
its radioactive
MOTHERFUCKER nuclear waste isnt just one thing
do you know how nuclear plants OPERATE
there is no other information
that shit is the SAFEST FORM of energy
and im being deadass right now
nuclear plants are safe as shit
to a degree, in proper operation, yes
nuclear waste ranges from like shit they have to send underground for thousands of years to stuff that's barely radioactive if at all
but when you have incompetency it is NOT safe
chernobyl was a lil special case
sources don't say anything expect that its nuclear waste and its radioactive and that it can destroy the ecosystem
probably just fearmongering or sm
until i see the precise info on what theyre dumping into the water i wont trust it
we know who and what "entity" is responsible
of course its pollution anyway so
fuck that
but i dont think it'll destroy the ecosystem
IIRC
At the time it was released, the tritium (the main concern) was diluted down to 1/7 the level deemed acceptible for human consumption
sounds pretty safe to me dude
gta v

also
if its diluted to 1/7 the safe level for consumption then i'm certain it will not have an impact on anything
probably
i dont think fish are gonna give much of a fuck
so long story short
im chilling with japan dumping treated radioactive water in the pacific ocean
cancer speedrun lets go
become badlands chugs
chug the entire ocean
ayooo
Cancer is a "law of large numbers" kind of thing
That having been said, I'm pretty sure that tritium in the water is like mercury
The only way it'll leave that water is in inside the body of a fish on a trawler
weed tea
tritium is not an issue since you'll never get anywhere near enough at one spot to get danger without paying big dollar
That having been said
Imagine being the first guy to pass a tritium kidney stone
there's a lot more mercury in the ocean water than tritium 
and plastic
still wathcing this, this man has consumed roughly 8 drops
imagine pissing tritium, press a bit too hard and your stream turns into the power of the sun
lol
pissing the beam of LIGHT
he's a freedomer
the unmatched power of my piss
I've come to make an announcement
Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker
thc in concentrates and consumed by the mucus membranes and stomach release at a slower rate but effects are more intensive in the high
so, idiots that smoke the doobies all the time, most of it is burnt away
where as in butter or food it'll last longer and be more intensive of a high
saves you the trouble of decarbing your herb tho
BEST way to get high as possible is by a plane
he pissed on my fucking wife, that's right
he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?
you may not like it but a cropped pornographic image of an anime character directly cutting to gay black pornography is peak comedy
whats this
no.....
im nto gonna wtach all of it
nnooooo
Quite possibly the most deranged looking man being interviewed, looked like he was right about to smash the wall with his fists
dutch people
AHH!!!!!!!
Isn't that LTT?
LTT?
Oh wait you mean ozzy
Nvmd, thought you meant the guy trip sitting the dutch lass
Lmao
god's own beer
How i wish i was that high again
wait, its beer?
idk lol probably not looks like it tho
Prague is a lovely place to get shitfaced and enjoy the scenery
The jellies they sell there are top
el weewee
My brain tripping? I hope it gets back up
Woman: Doctor help
Doc: You have chronic woman syndrome, the only cure is masturbation.
you shook hands before right?
Naaah whyd you explain it?
lol
for max discomfort
18th century doctors just built different
time to play the mortuary assistant
found footage of freedom celebrating after getting that CIA money
i already watched drive
ok thanks i love u
he also shows up in the big short which I highly recommend besides starring gosling
skip lala land if you don't want to get blueballed
hope this helps
go white boy go!!!!!
El classic
That's some good shit
meinkkhhraft papa!
Last Rites come pre-installed on each bullet
500g PROTEIN ‼️
tipping the bus driver but cooler
I need to get out rave time upon us soon

man how tf am i suppose to be a dad
if i ever become one
how am i suppose to act like getting ice cream isn't a good idea
F
any corn porn enjoyers in the chat
corn pornography is underfunded 💔
underappreciated 💔
Indeed, corntub is a great site
we LOVE https://cornhub.website/
CornHub is the world's leading free corn site. Choose from tons of videos that stream quickly and in high quality.
What your favorite corn catagory?
you can grow out your eyebrows and mustache and stare real angry
corn corn
Same
Do you have the rest of this by chance?
@somber warren @winged phoenix @pale ingot https://clipchamp.com/watch/SmPqf6PoEQI
Watch videos made with Clipchamp, the best video maker for everyone.
There you go, sorry for bad framerate, laptop is old
what
It's the build
of the episode? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKImPsTICR8
Whilst in San Francisco, Gino D'Acampo takes Gordon Ramsay and Fred Siriex to a restaurant that infuses food with CBD and THC - the biggest food trend currently in the state.
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interesting sniper rifle choice
i would say the scope is too modern but i dont know if you can even really take it off
if you can..
It's the most basic rifle that isn't russian
There are other rifles I could've chosen, but they were either russian, super modern, or an expensive as shit caliber to start with
also im mad that i'm still not using a proper sniper rifle (i am using a sig 550 arrow with an adjustable scope 1x-8x)
THC is fat Soluble.
It's best for oils and diary products TBH
and i found a direct upgrade (cant fix rn, needs adv kit,no expert tools) to it
could couple it with a glycerin molecule to raise the solubility in a polar solvents like water 
triple misinfo wambo combo
Thats misinformation, I do it all the time
Lifes not getting better
it got better for me
now i have a positive outlook in life (waiting for the next opportunity to spread misinformation)
Are you spreading misinformation currently?
who knows
spread miss information? 
i'm spreading the biggest misinformation when i say that life is really good
running out of it is what it is
It isn't what it isn't @ruby minnow
Armored Core, idk I havent played the game
what did he mean by that?
show er?
I didn't even know her
true
so um
threw up
i really think im bulimic
Idk how the fuck i got it
everytime i eat i throw up
i will
go on then
I think bulimia is when you do it on purpose to prevent weight gain
This is nausea, no?
"nO iTs NoT gReEN"
potentally food poisoning is whats going on
Hotdog meat is worse than zoneproduced dog
oran joos
maybe yes, all i know is bulimia is where you eat and then immediately purge the food
ya'll just shut up for second. whatever you ate takes hours so what did you eat the last 20ish hours
either way
drink water get fluid intake back
my dorf ready to break out of green dolphin state prison
if you're puking, it's trying purge whatever is out. let it happen
ye, hydrate but don't drink too much or you might throw up
i ate chicken and rice around 2pm? and i ate a hotdog and some fries less than 20 minutes ago
But if you throw up don't fight it
you're fast
right now focus on fluid replacement








