🎪bruh-fart

[swift scarab]

[worn gulch]

[carmine crown]

Just hire a hooker

[tulip ravine]

She said I looked wierd in one of my photos with her I said “love I remove 90% of your beauty with a wet wipe”

[worn gulch]

AIDS

[swift scarab]

Illegal in America

[worn gulch]

plus they are illegal in Vietnam

[swift scarab]

Even if it’s not, poor

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-big-chin-gif-25301755

[tulip ravine]

Never really understood getting a hooker

[worn gulch]

wait really

[carmine crown]

Tell that to rich politicians

[tulip ravine]

Just go to bar and pick up a girl the normal way

[swift scarab]

Desperation

[somber warren]

why should i pay for something i can get for free

[worn gulch]

I have my gf so

[tulip ravine]

Fr, just get tinder loads of people on there for one night stands

[oblique spire]

question

1 or 2

[somber warren]

3

[tulip ravine]

6

[worn gulch]

4

[carmine crown]

What's more pathetic then hiring a hooker is paying for onlyfans

[oblique spire]

1

or 2

[worn gulch]

3

[somber warren]

true

[worn gulch]

fr

[tulip ravine]

I’m sorry but nikocado avocado was just too tempting

[oblique spire]

[worn gulch]

you like seeing his 1inch dick

[swift scarab]

I paid for markipliers onlyfans once out of vague amusement

[tulip ravine]

Aye pal love it

[somber warren]

[swift scarab]

[worn gulch]

or his hairy asshole

[tulip ravine]

Love seein his dingleberrys aswel init

[carmine crown]

Well that's completely understandable

[tulip ravine]

Can’t think of anything better

[worn gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/900883248903778324/1015088817901944904/mischievous.gif

[oblique spire]

my reaction to previous statements

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080605262559322112/1129722506836709416/guh.mp4

[worn gulch]

UNRESTRICTED CHILD SLAVERY AND PORNOGRAPHY

[tulip ravine]

Wasn’t you one of the ones caught out for weird rping

[carmine crown]

What

[somber warren]

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080617590927392869/1142831949455560725/car.png

[worn gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1098204601607528539/1127533357232824380/881715749201272922-1.gif

[swift scarab]

You better be meaning two separate concepts

[tulip ravine]

[oblique spire]

[worn gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1120822703281152130/comment_LYS2YHTHxkIB7HiBSX4CTyawsftChvsu.gif

[tulip ravine]

Kill him

[oblique spire]

[tulip ravine]

Do it

Kill him now

[swift scarab]

Mods, steal his foreskin

[oblique spire]

Mods

rip his cock off

[tulip ravine]

Mods steal his scrotum

[worn gulch]

noooo

[oblique spire]

Mods

tear his nuts off

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[worn gulch]

don't steal my balls

😭

[swift scarab]

Mods crease his J’s

[tulip ravine]

Mods give him fake air force ones

[odd sail]

mods send him to hanoi hilton

[tulip ravine]

Mods get him a bad price in a fake knockoff market

[worn gulch]

better than Côn Đảo really

[swift scarab]

Mods put him in tianimen square during the 1900s

[oblique spire]

Mods

stub his toe with a pencil under it

[worn gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047018569260617778/1067634822345916536/caption-46.gif

[robust cove]

I love Stimpee

[sage otter]

Mods spawn in a vortex anomaly

[tulip ravine]

Mods send put a toothpick under his toenail and get him to kick a wall

[oblique spire]

same

[tulip ravine]

ted

You have returned

My man

[robust cove]

top thumbnail game

[worn gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794709578360815627/942773332850393108/Bob_3d.gif

[oblique spire]

true

[heavy peak]

Damn

[tulip ravine]

Oh fuck sake I have to pack my suitcase

[oblique spire]

His gay porn edited thumbnails are like no other

[heavy peak]

Falco has fallen

[robust cove]

typical payed to win smh

[tulip ravine]

Rip falco

[swift scarab]

FINALLY

[tulip ravine]

S5 keked my exile moment so I’m happy

[swift scarab]

What’d he do

[robust cove]

italian

[swift scarab]

Did we get him to finally say the n word

[somber warren]

Nooo my second favorite italian

[worn gulch]

spagethi gone

[robust cove]

L

[worn gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kebab-remove-serbia-gif-5689813

[tulip ravine]

Ironic

[somber warren]

no more cooka da pizza

[tulip ravine]

Quick now we put pineapple on pizza

[robust cove]

mama mia 😔

[oblique spire]

I have been flying without my left wing for 3 minutes now

[somber warren]

I can not let that happen

your bri'ish cuisine has tortured the world enough

[tulip ravine]

I’ll give you unlimited sayerkraut

Sauer

[worn gulch]

YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING

[robust cove]

the mosquito I hit with a flip-flop in my room be like

[tulip ravine]

I’m one of the good ones man

[oblique spire]

true

for both statements

[somber warren]

jokes on you, every german gets supplied with 20kg of sauerkraut per month by the government

[tulip ravine]

Ironically most meals people say for the Brits are our cheap meals made when no one could afford shit

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-hole-you-got-a-hole-in-your-right-wing-p400-fighter-gif-12605660

[oblique spire]

i am now 40 kilometers away from the battlefield

and counting

[tulip ravine]

I’ll give you turnip bread with turnip stew

[oblique spire]

mild inconvenience

[somber warren]

what that sounds horrible

[swift scarab]

I’ve never left low br, can’t relate

[oblique spire]

AHAHHAHAH

[tulip ravine]

Apparently it’s what Germans used to eat in ww1

[oblique spire]

the mission failed before i crashed

[swift scarab]

Sadge

[tulip ravine]

Something about food got scarce as fuck

[oblique spire]

when it ended, i was still flying high

[uncut obsidian]

holy fuck a gunfight just happened at our city bus station

[robust cove]

failed successfully

[robust cove]

oh wut

[oblique spire]

true

[oblique spire]

Over a bottle of vodka i'm calling it

[robust cove]

did anyone die?

[uncut obsidian]

idk

i just saw a video

[swift scarab]

Free loot

Did you get a keycard

[tulip ravine]

Didn’t even have a golden scar man

[worn gulch]

free loot

[uncut obsidian]

that guy had 3 energy drinks and a tier 2 backpack, trash loot

[somber warren]

na they ate Erbswurst ( basically instant pea stew) one of the first instant food products

[worn gulch]

hey that sells for at least 2k rubles

[swift scarab]

Man, gotta requeue then

At least no hackers

[oblique spire]

true

Did he have a GPU or like

[oblique spire]

a bitcoin that a hacker flew to him

[uncut obsidian]

these gta online lobbies wildin nowadays

[oblique spire]

or like

was it 2 scavs, one of which was NOT friendly

in turn both having shit loot

[uncut obsidian]

lmao

[worn gulch]

I can hear screaming cyka

[oblique spire]

average day in Russia

[swift scarab]

Worlds calmest evening in Russia

[worn gulch]

more like average day in Vietnam- Laos border if you ask me

[odd sail]

scav aggro

[atomic pewter]

https://youtu.be/uOnN9UXzH5g

[somber warren]

Reminds me of a gunfight in my city between 2 criminal clans, heard the gunfire myself. They fired like 30 shots but fortunately didn't hit anyone

[uncut obsidian]

one was reported injured

[worn gulch]

the gang

[somber warren]

he doesn't know that traffic rules do not exsist in middle eastern countrys

you just honk your horn

thats all you do

[carmine crown]

Haha, car go honk honk

[odd sail]

this is how people drive in paris

[worn gulch]

well seems like they will have a bad time recovering

my bro got shot in the stomach and it took him a few months before the doctor allowed him to get off the bed

[uncut obsidian]

any shootout in russia gets immediately reported on all news

because they happen very rarely

[robust cove]

"USE YOUR BLINKERS" - "My what? "

[heavy peak]

and gone

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-gif-21458880

[heavy peak]

honestly

imma start using pancake to do quick bans

[uncut obsidian]

i look away for 5 seconds

[heavy peak]

xela is so painfully slow to type fast xD

[sage otter]

There's a surge of retards recently

[uncut obsidian]

jesus christ

[swift scarab]

Aww what’d I miss

[sage otter]

porn again

[uncut obsidian]

p!watermelon

[somber warren]

i missed it

sadge

[uncut obsidian]

nope

[heavy peak]

p!what

[foggy mantle]

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[swift scarab]

p!prime

[foggy mantle]

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[heavy peak]

p!banana2

[foggy mantle]

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[swift scarab]

p!lemon

[foggy mantle]

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[heavy peak]

p!skillissue2

[foggy mantle]

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[upper axle]

isnt the dancing monkeys vid from like, a Coldplay music video or something?

wonder why they did that.

[final cedar]

p!potato

[foggy mantle]

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[uncut obsidian]

man changed immediately

wait i wanna try something

[final cedar]

[uncut obsidian]

nvm it doesn't work

i thought that editing old p!command messages will trigger it

[final cedar]

trigger what?

needs to be within the last 100 msgs I think

or some other number

[heavy peak]

p!banana

[foggy mantle]

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[heavy peak]

it triggers, but it spawn a new one

p!inchinese

[foggy mantle]

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[robust cove]

who did you kill and what for

[heavy peak]

some dumbass that joined 20 days ago

[robust cove]

what he do tho, give me le tea

[heavy peak]

sorry, we only have watermelon juice

freshly fucked

[uncut obsidian]

send it to his dms

traumatize him

[heavy peak]

traumatize?

he'll get horny after that

[uncut obsidian]

ah, right

well he'll just do what the guy in the video did

[heavy peak]

you'd have to try to traumatize Polish people tbh

[robust cove]

Why am I being called a fucking degenerate wtf

[robust cove]

I mean that's just

[heavy peak]

You spend most of the time in brainfart

that just comes by default

/jk

[heavy peak]

i'll go whip myself a Gold Rush

and then play on a Gold Rush map

[robust cove]

nice (I have no idea what that is)

[heavy peak]

https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gold-rush/

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gold_Rush

[robust cove]

[spiral raven]

new stalker 2 trailer

cool

ig

[carmine crown]

This game is gonna flop bad, looks dogshit

[robust cove]

[tulip ravine]

I came back and saw watermelon fucked

This is not stonks

This is stinks

[robust cove]

I mainly just have issues with the cheapo english dub

[tulip ravine]

Cheap English dubs are the funniest dubs

[robust cove]

not really

I'm talking about boring ass american accent for some reason dub

would prefer if it was just metro dub of having like 4 voice actors for the whole game, but at least they sound good

[carmine crown]

Have you seen the stalker2 trailer, reminds me of a farcry game

[robust cove]

yes

[tulip ravine]

Far cry is a interesting game

I just found it boring

[robust cove]

last far cry I played was 5 and I don't know if they are interesting

[tulip ravine]

I see what they are going for with it but it feels like it’s just same game different setting or era

[robust cove]

a lot more location re-used then they probably should

seemingly

[carmine crown]

I understand not having it be a clunky game like SoC but the POV cutscenes don't look too good.

We'll have to see though, still gonna buy it on release

[robust cove]

that makes me feel like modding it could be a lot harder than everyone thinks it will be idk

I'm obviously not delusional like some people that think they will get stalker gamma 2 the same day the game releases lmao

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1095014539721969725/video_2023-01-25_08-27-16_1.mp4

[carmine crown]

I'm guessing the modding will be decent,story will be basic, gameplay will be good

[robust cove]

does he say bababooey

[robust cove]

here's hoping

[uncut obsidian]

bababooey

[solar obsidian]

wtf am i hearing

[robust cove]

bababoey

[solar obsidian]

none of those words are in the bible

[robust cove]

bababooey

[uncut obsidian]

bababooey

[solar obsidian]

[robust cove]

bababooey

[cedar lion]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-so-sad-gif-25352430

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-gif-24234954

[robust cove]

Dude, that was 3D

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1128027346461532292/5min_gif.gif

[oblique spire]

what will happen at the end of the countdown

will i just fucking explode

[urban ocean]

Your balls will get torsioned

[oblique spire]

[swift scarab]

Diogenes is the kind of guy in modern times to roll up and yell ”HEY SHITASS WATCH THIS”

[runic kernel]

Watching spooky movies till 3am yay

[heavy halo]

Me

Stop posting pictures of me guys

I dont like it

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1144218939887472740/fat_boy_gamer_by_vilescythe94_dfurkwp-pre.jpg

[heavy halo]

sea grape hair

[amber marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1143573092237594745/grabbing_you.gif

[robust cove]

Damn, worth the wait for them tiddies at the end

[wicked crane]

Absolutely nothing fucking happens

The timer reset

[robust cove]

Literally lying, there are epic tiddies at the end, don't believe this man

[swift scarab]

I’d rather sit in a corner on my phone in quiet then smack a screen like a monkey solving a puzzle for a grape

[uncut obsidian]

liar

[swift scarab]

Real men send the wait 30 minutes for boobs gif

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-gif-23566555

[solar obsidian]

when is it going to finish?

[robust cove]

Right after you stop watching it

[wide basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059478148191891497/1144298637166391336/team-defy-by-v0-x08ijkhb4mjb1.png

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-memes-meme-gif-18817587

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/518919082683138050/773176894669586452/image0.gif

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080933724012679200/1108110971374940210/image0.gif

[heavy halo]

i love my papa

[wicked crane]

wtf that's a definition of rich parent

mf gifts 700$ like its nothing

[robust cove]

spoiled

[heavy halo]

nuh uh

im not spoiled

i do Chores

sometimes….

[robust cove]

lmao

[wicked crane]

getting 700$ for doing chores is still being spoiled

Ur parent shouldnt be paying u for helping around the house

[heavy halo]

sorry that my dad loves me

https://tenor.com/view/bleah-nagatoro-nagatoro-cheh-na-bleah-gif-23552675

[robust cove]

that's not the same as giving 700$ for anything

[heavy halo]

i asked for it for Christmas

thats months away

[wicked crane]

700$ for a christmas presents wtf

[robust cove]

I got socks for christmas

[wicked crane]

Nah

[heavy halo]

i mean he legit hasn’t gotten me anything my last 3 birthdays and 2 Christmas’s

[wicked crane]

Ur spoiled as shit

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/beyond-belief-jonathan-frakes-pure-fiction-beyond-belief-fact-or-fiction-gif-21054624

[solar obsidian]

no

[real tinsel]

me and a bloodsucker going at it having hot mouth stuff

[robust cove]

La Sexo

[wicked crane]

U got a mf 3000$ PC i would be happy with that being the only thing i got from my parents trough entire childhood

[carmine crown]

Damn, you guys still ask your parents for things

[robust cove]

nvm bloodsucker joke

L

[heavy halo]

thats what happened

i havent asked for anything that expensive since i got it

its been like 5 years

[robust cove]

you guys have parents

[heavy halo]

😨

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[carmine crown]

Yes

[real tinsel]

i have a feeling you've been waiting for me to post this all day

[carmine crown]

[runic cove]

i gonna smash my skull

[robust cove]

We are number one haters of bloodsucker sex jokes

[real tinsel]

you were sitting there like "kha is definitely gonna do something really fucking retarded i better keep watch in gamma" and then your suspicions were correct

[runic cove]

yeah

let the freedom live peacfully

[robust cove]

what is so funny

[heavy halo]

Me n who

(Myself in the mirror)

[real tinsel]

are you a man

[heavy halo]

100%

[real tinsel]

then me

[lunar brook]

no hes a cat

[heavy halo]

i have a massive wee-

WHAT

[real tinsel]

goddamn

[lunar brook]

a pussy even

[real tinsel]

definitely me in that case

[lunar brook]

one might say

[heavy halo]

HUH?? 😨😨😨

[wicked crane]

-d supply

[runic cove]

the fact that you send this gif makes you didn't pass the 6 years old with your dad

[real tinsel]

i'd gobble your peter so hard you'd forget your gender

[odd sail]

fake screenshot

[robust cove]

[odd sail]

[severe flicker]

Meine eine kleine katze 🙂

[heavy halo]

please stop i have a boyfriend

[wicked crane]

el gato

[heavy halo]

(In my head)

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[runic cove]

zweitze katze

[heavy halo]

IM DELUSIONAL

GRAAAAAH

[robust cove]

you got no head

[heavy halo]

Yeah…

i erm

[lunar brook]

We can tell by your role

[wicked crane]

How about u put a 12gauge buckshot in ur head?

https://tenor.com/view/faceapp-fortnite-lowtiergod-meme-faceapp-lowtiergod-fortnite-gif-25737915

[heavy halo]

i havent had my first time

[solar obsidian]

hes underage

[heavy halo]

im scared of doing it

i wish to be forever be virgin

[robust cove]

like you

[heavy halo]

VIRGINITY ROCKS!

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-bart-simpson-grampa-simpson-old-man-going-in-gif-17818438

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[odd sail]

look at this channel having an aneurysm from a catfish

[severe flicker]

Das eine, und...

[solar obsidian]

are u a female?

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cumbo-cucumber-cringe-kaito-masaharu-lost-judgment-gif-24101972

[odd sail]

i don't claim to be one

[severe flicker]

Can't find the second one

Fuck

[heavy halo]

WHY FOES EVERYBODY CALL ME A GUY OR A CATGISH

[odd sail]

but i can post anything that can prove that i'm a male

[solar obsidian]

then dont waste my time

[solar obsidian]

nuh

[robust cove]

yuh

[lunar brook]

My brother in christ this is a Stalker related server, whats “female”

[heavy halo]

sorry that i wont show my tits for free

[odd sail]

what are you going to gain from a girl talking to you on discord? ask for esex?

[carmine crown]

Women don't play videogames thats why

[severe flicker]

Imma find the other one

[wicked crane]

real

[ruby minnow]

women aren't real on the internet

[wicked crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/925890907885146193.png?size=160&name=ca 8

[solar obsidian]

yes

[real tinsel]

you're not a guy?

ew

[odd sail]

lack of adequate number of brainfolds

[wicked crane]

Women aren't real *

[real tinsel]

you are a catfish

[odd sail]

and what will you do when you don't get e-consent

[heavy halo]

see, these are all valid points

Im a cat

meooow

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/sseth-ssethtzeentach-vibe-check-grab-gif-20363655

[lunar brook]

e-kill himself

[solar obsidian]

e-e

[odd sail]

i thought he would be e-hanged

[real tinsel]

fanta tastes like puke

[robust cove]

yee got none

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[odd sail]

cutting board

[cedar lion]

how you bi but you lose

[wicked crane]

Real mirinda better

[odd sail]

european fanta kinda slaps tho

the colour too

[heavy halo]

ATLEAST

fuck

[odd sail]

sure

[solar obsidian]

shut up coomer

[carmine crown]

Exactly, two tries and still failed

[lunar brook]

Who said anything about “for free”
(for legal reasons this is a joke)

[cedar lion]

lmfao

[robust cove]

you mean mirinda

[heavy halo]

how much we talking

[odd sail]

idk what that is

[heavy halo]

I want that figurine

[upper axle]

nah dude i get it. this meme explains it well.

[lunar brook]

9 dolla

[solar obsidian]

@lunar brook u are going to jail

[heavy halo]

hmm…

9 dolla and 20 cents

[cedar lion]

one of the few funny lgbbq jokes

👍

[upper axle]

(ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS THE SAME FOR ME 😢 )

[lunar brook]

you drive a hard bargain

speech 100

[runic cove]

i have an another meme but this is very trigger warning and i am risking ban for this

[heavy halo]

hmm hmmm

[upper axle]

dm me.

[heavy halo]

is that so

[upper axle]

do it.

[wicked crane]

post it

[severe flicker]

I am unable to find the other cat

[heavy halo]

9 dolla 15 cents

[cedar lion]

lets roll down to 9 euros and 10 cents

[real tinsel]

how much would you pay to see my ripped abs

[severe flicker]

An earlier image

[real tinsel]

i need it to be at least 50$

[lunar brook]

9 dollar 10 cents and a head pat

[solar obsidian]

u dont have those

[heavy halo]

hmm

[wicked crane]

a jar of semen

[real tinsel]

ye i do

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[cedar lion]

i am the milkman

my milk is delicious

[ruby minnow]

i could say the most unhinged shit right now

[upper axle]

based psychonauts reference

[robust cove]

european fanta

[heavy halo]

9 dollars and a head pat and you meow meowing

[cedar lion]

SPECIAL DELIVERY TODAY

[real tinsel]

whose semen

[wicked crane]

my

[robust cove]

sea men*

[ruby minnow]

in Turkey they call those orange cola

[lunar brook]

how does one meow not meowing?

[odd sail]

i never saw it in europe, unless italy or france don't count as europe (i mean they don't)

[real tinsel]

no

50$ it is

[upper axle]

OH GOD I WANTED YOU TO DM IT TO ME YOU IDIOT

[robust cove]

wtf was that

[carmine crown]

Anime meme

[robust cove]

[heavy halo]

no it was one of those overly homophobic ones

[wicked crane]

real real

[upper axle]

it was the mio honda STEP! meme but it was a talk about health risks and statistics relating to being gay.

[heavy halo]

Just say meow

[robust cove]

I don't know what any of those words mean

[ruby minnow]

hating Greek people is both racism and homophobia

[heavy halo]

Theres health risk to being gay?

[runic cove]

meme was too based for this place

[runic cove]

no lol

[upper axle]

yea one sec i got an uncle Ted version i can post to give an example

[robust cove]

how about you go mow the lawn

[odd sail]

british meat cutting tutorials:

[lunar brook]

Meown the lawn

[odd sail]

[upper axle]

anal sex in general has health risks associated with it, but not all gays do anal so like, yknow.

[tulip ravine]

Double decker bus racing is goated

[robust cove]

get banned

[lunar brook]

[tulip ravine]

And we have the best motorsport

F1

[heavy halo]

oooh

i forgot gay isnt a universal term

[carmine crown]

Im going to church this weekend

[robust cove]

?

[odd sail]

🐐 c

[real tinsel]

if anything it has health benefits

[lunar brook]

touch bible, get some prayers

[upper axle]

an example of the meme involving uncle ted
https://vxtwitter.com/BasedOof/status/1659258921729630217?s=20

[heavy halo]

Do you mean gay as in men?

[runic cove]

the rectum is not deseignd to be penetrate

[robust cove]

why do you talk

[tulip ravine]

And we have football

[odd sail]

repost

[severe flicker]

Shh

Hush

[lunar brook]

delitious, bite in

[cedar lion]

wait we can pos this

[final cedar]

army just sent me my add meds for the upcoming training weeks

[cedar lion]

but not the otha thing?

[severe flicker]

They need not know

[odd sail]

vladimir putin is that you

[tulip ravine]

Your in army?

The more you know huh

[final cedar]

reserve

[tulip ravine]

Ah fair

[odd sail]

why not lighthouse

[upper axle]

yes. weirdly enough unabomber memes are more acceptable than talking negatively about gay people LOL

[odd sail]

[carmine crown]

I'm sorry to hear that

[tulip ravine]

I’m debating going in for commissioned officer when I finish uni

[cedar lion]

i am very confused

[heavy halo]

whats unabomber

Sorry 4 stupid

[runic cove]

well, lets go change the subject :

[odd sail]

united nations agency bomber

[final cedar]

not the US reserve. Here it's more fun cause I get to shoot big AA guns for a few days

[final cedar]

hot dog man no

[heavy halo]

ooh, i kinda understand

Ty

[toxic sundial]

Ted kazynski

[heavy halo]

the only events i know are like

uhm

[toxic sundial]

Idk how to spell last name

[final cedar]

unobomber

https://tenor.com/bKv4N.gif

[heavy halo]

didnt someone do bad things to a church with a shotgun and ar that has white writing over it?

[toxic sundial]

He mailed bombs because he like trees

[upper axle]

look up a book called Industrial Society and it's Future, read the stuff in it and realize that he's kinda weirdly right, and then remember that he literally was sending people pipe bombs in boxes in the mail which killed and injured a lot of people

[robust cove]

We get it you have room temperature IQ

[upper axle]

dude had some good opinions but then did bad things in regards to them

[toxic sundial]

Yeah that was in new Zealand, some guy really didn't like muslims

[heavy halo]

is that where the meme of mailing pipe bombs come from

[toxic sundial]

He live streamed his attack on Facebook

[final cedar]

was a mosque

[odd sail]

(in celsius)

[upper axle]

kiiiiinda?

[carmine crown]

That video made me sick

[robust cove]

yes

[odd sail]

(user concerned is probably american)

[heavy halo]

yeah i saw it when i was browsing gun forms and i thought it was really fucked up

I love firearms, i see them as works of arts

[final cedar]

I can't be the only one who first thought it's some sort of ARP, right? I watched it live and just didn't think it's real

[robust cove]

I don't accept the idea of the US existing in the first place

[toxic sundial]

Room temperature IQ is a good insult regardless of c or f

[heavy halo]

But throughout wars and crimes, i sometimes forget how dangerous they are

[odd sail]

[final cedar]

works of farts

[carmine crown]

I thought it was fake at first because there was writing on the guns and some music behind it

[heavy halo]

😨

[final cedar]

I swear when I eat too many eggs my farts smell like powdersmoke

[heavy halo]

Same energy as this

[robust cove]

L, no song

[final cedar]

where music

[wicked crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/658903476939522053/1085920178275098636/caption-1-2-1.gif

[heavy halo]

I have a better one

[upper axle]

paypal is a company owned by anti-american elites who actively ban users from their service for any arms related transaction (in a country where such transactions are very legal) because of a personal vendetta of the management against those rights, but will more than readily allow you to pay via their service for a straight up prostitute.

cant fool me, false prophet

[final cedar]

should I take one of them army speed meds now? I usually don't get stuff so strong and dunno if I should use the entire thing at once

[wicked crane]

https://tenor.com/view/пригожин-шойгу-герасимов-где-боеприпасы-gif-3045993754977191358

[wicked crane]

Eat the entire package at once

[robust cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1080234645683195995/F418781B-5881-4CDD-837F-92ED20A647E4.gif

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[wicked crane]

ewww tiktok

[severe flicker]

Bosnia

[wicked crane]

real

[toxic sundial]

Too long don't care

[runic cove]

Remove kebab

[severe flicker]

Karabakh .

[runic cove]

https://tenor.com/view/remove-kebab-gif-19403040

[swift scarab]

Me when Gavrilenko hits me with that dollar store AK during my purge of Rostok

[carmine crown]

Inshallah

[wicked crane]

Halal

[toxic sundial]

Bismillah 🙏

[swift scarab]

Frittata

[wicked crane]

mashalah brothers

[robust cove]

[pale ingot]

back at it again with another milksHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[heavy halo]

me when i cook

[upper axle]

nah but for real why did he think that was a good idea

[quartz ridge]

Anylike

Invisiline users here

[final cedar]

extreme heat damage detected

[quartz ridge]

God why did i

Wait so long

[robust cove]

why do you post this everyday

[quartz ridge]

The painnn

[toxic sundial]

He has to be just very stupid, I literally cannot comprehend the situation in any other way

[quartz ridge]

Litterally me

[upper axle]

oh i actually did that once with a microwave ham and cheese waffle sandwich thingy at a job i worked a while back. only time i've ever badly burned food like that ever.

[final cedar]

the whimpy kid?

[quartz ridge]

Ooh whats the drama now?

[quartz ridge]

No the dreaming of blue helmets

[upper axle]

i accidentally added an extra zero to the timer on the microwave and left the room. came back to a looooot of smoke.

[heavy halo]

one time i put popcorn in microwave for 4 minutes

erm-

[heavy halo]

the whole house smelled like burnt popcorn for hours

[quartz ridge]

The pajn in my gums

Im gonna kill someone

[final cedar]

get filtered

[heavy halo]

He wants me so bad

[odd sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774109277827760158/1141444780593782784/Escape_from_Tarkov_08-17-2023_1-53-39-257.mp4

[weak jackal]

kill him

(in minecraft)

[heavy halo]

As you command

oh

okay

[weak jackal]

OI

[robust cove]

I have -1000000 hope for the future of humanity

[weak jackal]

OIIII

[quartz ridge]

!1984 in coming

[split canyon]

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[upper axle]

OH RIGHT SHIT

[weak jackal]

OIIIIII

OIIIIIIII MAAAAATE

[upper axle]

WE AINT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THAT

[weak jackal]

MAAAAATE

[upper axle]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[wicked crane]

!1984 is on its way bois

[split canyon]

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[weak jackal]

YOU FUCKED UP MAAAATE

[final cedar]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[weak jackal]

YOU'RE FUCKING DONE MATE

[quartz ridge]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[wicked crane]

real

[upper axle]

IM SORRY MODS PLEASE DONT NUKE MY HOUSE I DELETED THE MESSAGE

[weak jackal]

AUUWWWWW

[high meteor]

Death

[weak jackal]

Anyway i need serious help rn

[heavy halo]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[upper axle]

I MADE A GOOF. AN OOPSIE

[odd sail]

NEED LEDX

[robust cove]

Madi was literally joking about it yesterday, another woman L

[weak jackal]

I'm so tempted to re-install my mega modded fallout 4 and play it again someone talk me out of it please

[weak jackal]

don't be meant to madi wtf

leaver her alone

[toxic sundial]

[upper axle]

dont do that, its not worth it

[robust cove]

L Lesbian L L L L

[quartz ridge]

!ripbozo ( lets see if this work

[heavy halo]

guys look a leak pic of me

[quartz ridge]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[heavy halo]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[heavy halo]

its me

[severe flicker]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[robust cove]

laier

[final cedar]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[weak jackal]

i already have all the mods still on my drive, just gotta install base game and script extender

[wicked crane]

1984 my ass

[weak jackal]

i prepped

[upper axle]

play something better like Death Stranding, or...idk. i've been playing Apex Legends with some of my buds again recently and it's actually been fun.

[quartz ridge]

Play titanfall

[heavy halo]

Can someone buy me cooking simulator

Its 20 dollars

[weak jackal]

death stranding sucked so hard and was boring to hell and back. Apex is a battle royal

[upper axle]

i do that too.

[weak jackal]

didn't like it, not a fan of shooters

[quartz ridge]

If you are a woman, you already know how to cook

[severe flicker]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[heavy halo]

WHAT BRO?

😭

[weak jackal]

do what i did and make a quesadilla

[runic cove]

Big brother Watching you

[quartz ridge]

👳‍♂️👳‍♂️ you know what i said

[heavy halo]

if ur man u should have the money to buy me it

[upper axle]

yea, battle royales are often shit, but honestly Apex is fun AF if you have friends to play with.

[heavy halo]

;3

[quartz ridge]

I do but im not gonna

[weak jackal]

how to make girl dinner

[heavy halo]

wow

wow.

Wow.

[quartz ridge]

100 dollar lookin ass cat

[odd sail]

1. don't

[wicked crane]

HELP HELP HELP HELP

[heavy halo]

One time i tried making food

Do u wanna see ot

it

[odd sail]

no

[heavy halo]

Oh-

[weak jackal]

girl dinner

[wicked crane]

Honestly if u cant do basic cooking for urself u are a worthless peace of shit

[weak jackal]

cooking is soooo easy

baking is scary

[upper axle]

what fucking dumbass doesnt have a fire extinguisher in their kitchen for this exact thing?

[carmine crown]

Exactly, make some cereal

[odd sail]

at least learn to make pseudodog stew

[quartz ridge]

I LOVEEEE bread with ketchup ln it

[runic cove]

Make thai fried rice is very simple and very tasty, but you have to be a lady boy to do it

[weak jackal]

I made a cake once (1 time)

it went great

never again, i peaked

[sage otter]

@heavy halo How do you feed yourself day to day

[odd sail]

me

[quartz ridge]

Me

[upper axle]

you both are fools.

[weak jackal]

i have one in the laundry connected to the kitchen

[heavy halo]

i cook or go get some foodys

[upper axle]

you genuinely need to get one

[odd sail]

i don't burn my food or my kitchen down

[sage otter]

So you CAN cook

Gottem

[odd sail]

even if i use LPG

[quartz ridge]

Like if i dont mess up( i never will ) i dont need it

[heavy halo]

no shit

[upper axle]

get a fucking kitchen fire extinquisher you dumbasses

[heavy halo]

im really good at cooking

[quartz ridge]

Sorry guys i ate some of the cotton candy in the attic

[odd sail]

make any dish which isn't burnt or raw

[quartz ridge]

I'm not hungry

[sage otter]

What can you cook

[heavy halo]

I DO

i literallt

Okay wait

[odd sail]

liar liar dick on fire

[robust cove]

oh my god bro

[somber warren]

the dino nuggies

[heavy halo]

how we feeling brainfart,

[runic cove]

I tried the monster last week, a third balls grow up on my arm

[sage otter]

This is a single portion

But looks pretty good

[carmine crown]

American spirits, shame. Marlboro is superior

[somber warren]

murica

[odd sail]

wtf is that

[somber warren]

ehw wtf lucky strike

[heavy halo]

Its a bacon and egg sandwich :(

[odd sail]

what

[heavy halo]

i made one for me papa and stepmom

[upper axle]

unironically though as much as eating healthy extends your life or whatever, if the food is shit tasting you're gonna be less happy. some of the happiest people i know eat the most garbage food ever

could be coincidence, but i like to think there's correlation there

[carmine crown]

Ham and scrambled eggs?

[weak jackal]

i want one

[heavy halo]

Turkey bacon and scrambled eggs

[weak jackal]

even tho i'm not hungry

TURKEY?

[sage otter]

Camel 🗿

[weak jackal]

ewwwww

worst meat out there

[odd sail]

greece bacon when

[heavy halo]

I WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW

IT TASTED GOOD

[somber warren]

they turned turkish ppl into bacon smh

[weak jackal]

FOOl

USE SHREDDED PORK

OR CHICKEN

hell i'd accept duck over turkey

[odd sail]

kosovo meat

[robust cove]

bunger moment

[wicked crane]

Premier 🍷 🗿

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[heavy halo]

did it look good atleast

cuz it was good

[sage otter]

Turkey is cheaper though

[robust cove]

turkey is banging shut up

[solar obsidian]

hello

[somber warren]

camel, the good old bundeswehr cigarettes

[carmine crown]

Turkey is dry as hell, turkey jerky is alright

[weak jackal]

its so dry and bad and waaaaack

(at least when i've had it)

anyway look at this bacon and cheese sammich i made a while back

i miss her still

[final cedar]

Goodness gracious, the papers

[weak jackal]

girl come back

[final cedar]

Where the cash at? Where the stash at?

[robust cove]

make better turkey headass

[weak jackal]

who wants to meet in the middle of this

[weak jackal]

i've never made turkey, only been served it

everything i make tastes amazing

[heavy halo]

Id gain 20 pounds eating that

[somber warren]

murica, never change

[final cedar]

Before you get your grave dug from the main thug 357 slug

[weak jackal]

look at my pizzas wowie

stone baked the way to go

[runic cove]

No pineapple, good

[somber warren]

Stock

[sage otter]

Looks way better than your folded sandwich

[weak jackal]

mf real ass stock

[final cedar]

steal sock

[robust cove]

show me how you cook-a da pizza

[weak jackal]

I'm actually making pizza tomorrow night

the trick is to add two layers of cheese

[robust cove]

[somber warren]

cooka da pizza mama mia

[weak jackal]

holy cannoli

[runic cove]

Same

[heavy halo]

holy cannoli

[robust cove]

HE ADDED THE CLOTHES TO THE PIEEE

[runic cove]

I allways add some mozzarella slices on the pizza with a little bit of olive oil

[upper axle]

"yea man once you get used to it the graveyard shift from 1am to 9am is fine!"
-kyle, age 21. pic related.

[final cedar]

it's a french thing I think

[heavy halo]

one time i made a steak

That shit was so good

[runic cove]

Vegetarian

[carmine crown]

What's wrong with graveyard shift

[swift scarab]

@grizzled meadow

[weak jackal]

he's seen it a few times

[sage otter]

No if it was french he would've added white wine to the dough

[weak jackal]

love my funny italian server creature

[robust cove]

No, french would be adding cigarette butts as well

[swift scarab]

Me when Dushman says he has new kill contracts available (all the current ones I have are shit)

[upper axle]

i've done it myself, people who say that it's great are wilding. also they tend to look like they've had their soul sucked from their body after a year of it.

[heavy halo]

GUYS GUESS WHAT

HOLY SHIT

GUESS WHAT

[final cedar]

ZAHANDO

[runic cove]

[upper axle]

if you say chicken butt you're getting your skin removed.

but what

[heavy halo]

Chicken butt

[robust cove]

Chicken BUTT

[swift scarab]

I’ve done it a few times, the people that look like death either haven’t adjusted their schedule, or they’ve been at it for years

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-family-guy-bitches-die-alright-bitches-gif-8295477

[swift scarab]

Beyond that, it’s not too bad

[heavy halo]

IM SORRY

zits a prank

IT A PRANK

[upper axle]

this.

[heavy halo]

omg falco online

HoooraAAY

[swift scarab]

Besides that, graveyard shift is preferable for me

[carmine crown]

I wouldn't mind a 21-6 shift

[swift scarab]

Less people to deal with, more freedom to kinda dick off

[upper axle]

like yea it's not the worst shift ever but its certainly fucking soul sucking levels of boring in some jobs.

[swift scarab]

Listen to music

[grizzled meadow]

[weak jackal]

the worst shift ever is blue shift

[heavy halo]

hiiiii :3

haiiiiihiii

Hiiih

Hiii

[weak jackal]

oh shit italian arrived

[sage otter]

You get to chase off cultists and teenagers and all you have to do is patrol with a coffee thermos

[swift scarab]

Clearly you haven’t mastered the ancient art of being slightly mentally unhinged and using said insanity to hold conversations with yourself for entertainment

https://tenor.com/view/fancy-big-chin-gif-25301755

[grizzled meadow]

Hello best user

[swift scarab]

I need help

[upper axle]

for reference, the most notable night shift job i did was at a shipyard in my area that builds Destroyer class ships for the US Navy.

[heavy halo]

.

[somber warren]

nuh uh

[heavy halo]

wow falcy

i see how it is

[upper axle]

that job was weird.

i was an insualtor.

[weak jackal]

added to my collection of falco calling me best user

[odd sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774109277827760158/1098961287825866842/Escape_From_Tarkov_2023.04.21_-_21.17.34.08.DVR_Trim.mp4

[somber warren]

after everything i have done for you, how much betrayl can a guy take?

[weak jackal]

quick someone curb my ego

please hurry

[somber warren]

you suck

[weak jackal]

killing myself

[quartz ridge]

Your cooking sucks and your brother is better than you

[swift scarab]

I was a night watch guard for a school in a bad neighborhood, basically just had to pace all over every so often and make sure no one was breaking in and spraying graffiti and shit

[somber warren]

have fun

[upper axle]

you're a bottom.

[weak jackal]

false

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/smadging-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-smadging-gif-26061412

[robust cove]

you are literally exiled

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1144137724987719761/FQW4CVsVsAc1D6q.jpg

[heavy halo]

SO?

[upper axle]

ah yea that sounds boring as fuck. kinda like the guards at the decomissioned nuclear power plant in my town. they're literally there to make sure nobody enters the fenced off area that says that they will shoot unauthorised entrants, and i've literally never heard of anyone trying them.

it's fenced off 'cause there's spent fuel rods in storage underground there.

[swift scarab]

Hence the mild insanity to talk to myself and listen to music

[heavy halo]

Me

[swift scarab]

Stereotypical elevator music hits different at 2am

[weak jackal]

you

[robust cove]

that means you are a lower class citizen

[robust cove]

that is so me

[heavy halo]

I dont get it

[somber warren]

its 18:58

[weak jackal]

oh you're cool af

[sage otter]

based

[heavy halo]

IM THE HIGHEST OF CITIZENS

[upper axle]

i mean i do that too, but honestly the dialogue with myself mostly is a sort of outlet for creativity and writing without having to actually write.